Promo Archive thread

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Chris Jericho

"Oh, so now they want to throw me into a match at the last minute against Hacksaw Jim Duggan?"

The disgusted eyes of Jericho tell the whole tale.

"Are you kidding me? The last I checked, this was a wrestling organization not a retirement care facility. I am the World Heavyweight Champion, not a babysitter.

Jericho's face colors with anger.

"I'm above cleaning up trash, Duggan, but if they are simply going to sacrifice you to this slaughter I have no reason not to oblige.

Jericho taps the faceplate of his title.

"Enjoy this moment, because it is the closest you will ever be to this title; the TRUE Undisputed Heavyweight Championship!


After Jericho's match

The crowd boos as Jericho refuses to leave the ring.

"Regal, Regal, Regal... I know that we may have had some "creative differences" in the distant past, but I want to put all of those days behind us and congratulate you on your new found role as RAW GM.

You see, I want to see you succeed in this role where others have failed. I want to see WCWWE succeed where others have failed. This is why I am here. I have come to save professional wrestling as we know it. I have come to save this industry from the has-beens, the glory hounds, and the rest of these cretins in the back before all of us "lose our smile".

[Jericho smirks.]


GM Regal, there is a better way to restore order and dignity to this industry than having some tournament full of nobodies to crown an undisputed champion. You already have an undisputed champion headlining your roster. You have Chris Jericho.

Put the best man of RAW in the final match and I guarantee that I will mop the floor with the pool of rejects that infest Smackdown and ECW. The highest prize in the industry today will be featured on YOUR show. With that title on MY waist will come ratings beyond your wildest dreams, Regal. The world will stop one night a week to watch me, to watch RAW, and they will thank us for saving them from the tired act of reformed geriatrics, muscle-bound impotents, and the old regimes that will never EEEEVER plague television sets on Wednesdays again!

Finally, Jericho drops the mic and heads to the back.

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Randy Orton

*As Voices hits over the PA, Randy Orton walks out to a chorus of boos, he walks down the ramp slowly with a methodical look in his eyes.*

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, RANDY ORTON!”

*Orton climbs the ring steps and gets into the ring, he walks over to the corner post and climbs it, he does his pose on the top rope before jumping down and giving Lillian an evil look, he then steals her microphone and signals her to get out of the ring.*

“Ladies and gentlemen, since Lillian Garcia doesn’t seem to recognise greatness, or be able to do her job right, let me introduce to you the One Man Dynasty, the Legend Killer, the future WWE Undisputed Champion…ME! Randy Orton.”

*An “Orton sucks” chant begins, only motivating Orton further*

“I know people out there where worried that they might not be able to get to see me tonight due to my injury, but let me tell you, and everyone in the back, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to take me out. See when Triple H put me out it was only a temporary speed bump if you will, on the path of the Age of Orton, and trust me, once I get the confirmation from my doctor, the Age of Orton WILL return, And I WILL rule over the WWE once again.”

*The chant begins to get a little louder.*

“But what I originally came out here for, was to deliver a message, a message to whoever wins the Undisputed Championship, whether it be Batista…Shawn Michaels…Rey Mysterio…JBL…or Chris Jericho, know this, your holding of that title is on borrowed time. Borrowed until the Age of Orton returns to the WWE and takes out all of those who stand against it, and then I will stand at the top of the proverbial ladder, laughing at all of you idiots who sit at the bottom.”

*The Orton sucks chant is now filling the arena, but this just causes Orton to smirk.*

“And since all of you people seem to be such huge fans, I’ll give you the kind inside tip off the websites WISH they had. The Age of Orton is set to return, sooner than any of you could EVER imagine.”

*Voices hits again as Randy makes his way out of the arena.*

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Shane McMahon-Above Average

*Vince McMahon tron*










*Nobody comes out to the ramp.*

Cole: What’s going on King? Where’s Mr. McMahon?

King: I don’t know Michael. What’s going on?


*Shane McMahon tron*

*Shane McMahon makes his way down the ramp to the ring. When he gets in the ring he asks for a microphone*

Shane: Well ladies and gentlemen; it’s good to see you again. You may be a bit confused right now, and I can understand the reasons. You were expecting to see my father, Vincent Kennedy McMahon come walking down this ramp right now, like only Vince knows how. You were expecting him to tell you about the Survivor Series live only on PPV in 4 weeks time. Well, I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I couldn’t allow my father to come here tonight. You see, Vince wanted to be here tonight to talk to you all, but truth of the matter is, he’s still unwell. He’s still suffering the effects of the stage collapse back in June during the 2008 Draft Lottery. What sort of son would that make me if I allowed my father to come here and risk his health just to speak, when there’s another man with the name “Mr. McMahon” who can tell you the information just as well?

And I guess since I’m also Mr. McMahon, you can’t say it was false advertising to get you to tune in! And while I can't walk like Vince, I CAN do THIS!

*Shane proceeds to do his jig around the ring*

But now some serious business to attend to - we have a new General Manager here on Raw – William Regal. Why is William the General Manager again you ask? Well, last week Vince deemed Mike Adamle to be well… incompetent as a GM. So, Mike, as my dad would say, YOU’RE FIIIIIIRED… from your GM post anyway. I’m sure we can find you another job to do eventually with as much success as your previous 3 posts. I knew we needed a man with experience of the trials and tribulations of the GM post, and so I turned to former Raw GM, former WWE Commissioner, and former WCW Commissioner, the 2008 King of the Ring, William Regal.

Even with Raw sorted out, and Smackdown and ECW with their own GMs already in place, there are Vince’s chairman duties to look at. So, until Vince is physically capable of returning to his job, I will be fulfilling the obligations of the Chairman.

My first act as the temporary chairman is to announce the card for the Survivor Series.

There will be 3 Survivor Series Elimination matches. Each match will have 2 teams of 5 competitors. It’s quite simple – one match will be exclusively Raw superstars. One will be Smackdown! The other will be ECW. General Managers will decide who gets the spots in those matches.

The Divas Championship is now GONE. In its place is a new Women’s Championship which will be available for any diva from any of the three brands to compete for. How will the new champion be determined? At the PPV there will be a Survivor Series match, Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown! When one team is entirely eliminated, the winning team will fight each other for the title. If there’s only one person left on the winning side they are the champion.

One more situation needs to be addressed – the world titles. I feel that for 6 years the WWE fans haven’t known who the number one guy in the company is. Is it the ECW Champion, Matt Hardy? Is it the WWE Champion, Triple H? Is it the World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho? Nobody knows! All three of them are evenly matched in the eyes of the fans. There is no clear cut number one. At Survivor Series, we will remedy that problem, because at Survivor Series there will be a tournament to determine the Undisputed WWE Champion. The three men I’ve just name dropped will be automatically entered into the brackets. Three other men will join them – one from each brand and it will be straight knock out to the finals where the three titles will be unified.



King: Did you hear that Michael? The Survivor Series card is jam packed. 3 single brand Survivor Series matches, and I can’t wait to see that divas match! Not one, not two, but TEN divas!

Cole: Don’t forget though King. AN UNDISPUTED CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED. For the first time in 6 years, we’re going to know who the number 1 wrestler in the world really is! OH MY! And tonight we get a chance to see who might be joining our current World Champion in that tournament! HBK and JBL vs. Batista and Rey TONIGHT on Raw!


In response to Santino interupting his promo

You know what Santino? I'm in a very GIVING mood tonight, so I'll grant you that match. Next week on Raw, Santino Marella vs. Kane in an Inferno match.... BUT that's not at all Santino. Not even close! If you win, then Kane will be your assistant for a month. He has to do exactly as you say when you say... within the confines of the law of course.

Oh, and Santino... one more thing, if Kane wins, roles are reversed, you'll be his assistant for the month.

Match... BOOKED!

*Starts to prance around the ring like a maniac and then leaves to the backstage area*

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Teddy Long-Brahma Bull


Show opens with Theodore Long standing in the ring.

Hey playas! welcome to ECW! there's gonna be a lot of changes around here. Next week there will be an extreme battle royal to determine the first ever ECW Hardcore Champion!

As for tonight we're gonna take the first step into determining the man who will be entered into the Survivor Series tournament for The WWE Undisputed Champion! Gimme a Holla! Holla! Holla! tonight there will be a huge 8-man tag team match featuring John Morrison, Evan Bourne, Tommy Dreamer and Mark Henry vs. The Miz, Finlay, Mike Knox and Ricky Ortiz with the winning facing off in a fatal 4 way next week to get them once step closer to a shot at the championship!

But right now we got some 6 man tag action for ya! enjoy the show playas!!

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Kizarny


My name is KIZARNY.

Cizome tizo thize sizide shizow! Sizee izall yizour fizzaves! Hizallizowizeen izall yizear 'rizound!

Trizick izor Trizeat?



My name is KIZARNY!

[madhackrviper]

U rock!

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May 14, 2009 17:46:49 GMT -5 madhackrviper said:

U rock!

Danke.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*MVP walks down the ramp flanked by Slater,Braddock,Kennedy and Teddy Long he climbs into the ring and throws up the Ballin Handsign before pulling a mic*
We have the clock up and its counting down Vinny Mac
Your time to step down peacefully is running down
but you choose to ignore me Vince?
Thats fine I'm enjoying this I love having all of the Smackdown roster as The Cult's personal playthings
It's not me your hurting Vince it's them and only incresing the gap between you and affirm my point that you don't care about them
But that's okay Vince
Stay the Course
Don't rock the boat
Here lets give a demonstration bring her out

*Kane and Ezekial walk down supporting a gurney between them there is a sheet over the Gurney and Jezebel sits atop the awkard shape beneath the cloth rubbing her eyes Kane and Ezekial then slide the gurney under the bottom rope while Jezebel repositions herself to the top rope and Ezekial and Kane face the ramp*
Place it up in the corner
*Braddock and Kennedy prop the gurney up in the corner*
Show her face
*Braddock rips off the sheet to reveal Kelly Kelly strapped to the Gurney with makeup running down her face*
Recognize her Vince?
Show the picture
*A Picture appears on Screen of MVP with a WWE Tag Title over his shoulder and a Smiling Kelly Kelly on his arm*
You gave her to me Vince
You gave a Young Woman away like a piece of property
You gave her to me
Once I saw what you were doing a I kicked her to the curb
But consider this a reunion if you want
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Place her up top
*Braddock and Kennedy balance Kelly and the Gurny atop the Top Rope in the Corner then Braddock sits down on the top rope and closes his eyes*
Vince you want to stay the course go right ahead don't rock the boat
*MVP kicks the Top rope vibrating the gurny and causing Kelly to scream in fear*
In three weeks Vince we will unleash a new level of violence will be unleashed and you will wish you had..........Rocked the Boat
*MVP grabs the top rope and lightly shakes it causing the Gurny to vibrate and Kelly to whimper*
This company is decaying and dying under you Vince but you would'nt know as anyone without the last name McMahon or Michaels is below your radar
You can try Vince but Change is coming
It's washing over this company
And I'm riding the crest
You can grab a Lifeboat and bail
Or you can Drown with the rest of the Deadwood
Just don't rock the Boat
*MVP grabs the Top Rope and shakes it violently causing Kelly to scream as the Gurny tips only for it to be caught by Braddock*
Now Now Kelly did you think after the history we have I'd just let you fall?
No

I want to drop you
Do it
*Braddock clasps the Gurny in both hands then turns so he is facing the crowd from the Top Rope he then turns the Gurny upside down and smiles*
Change is coming Vince
Change you can't stop
*Braddock drops The Gurny from the Top Rope and Kelly screams but is abruptly cut short by the Concrete smashing into her face*
Now we're off
*MVP,Slater,Long,Kennedy,Braddock,Kane and Ezekial leave while Jezebel climbs out of the ring and walks over to Kelly face down on the concrete
She then bends down and flips her so that Kelly's smashed and bruised face is now facing up*
Boo-Hoo such a pretty girl
*Jezebel extends one finger and pokes it into the side of Kelly's cheek and turns it causing her to scream*
Big Girls don't cry
*Jezebel reaches into her waistband and pulls a Straight Razor then slices a lock of Kellys hair then takes a big sniff of it*
Because I'm worth it
*Jezebel hurrys off after the rest of The Cult leaving Kelly for the EMT's

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*An Empty Swing is shown*
The Pain and Suffering of a Childhood lost
*The Camera pans out to show MVP leaning against a tree
An Empty Swing.........An Empty Promise

This swing was once a happy place
It was the scene of bonding between A Father and His Two Daughters
It was a Happy Place Laughter,Safety and General Glee were the overall feelings
But then..............then the Unthinkable happened
The Suits came they tore away the walls,they tore away that saftey and they took those two innocent little girls
They carried them off Screaming and Yelling for their Daddy to save them
''Help us Daddy please Help us Daddy make the bad men go away''
But Daddy couldn't do anything..........Nooooooo Daddy had been legally bound
Daddy could do nothing but sit there and watch as His Girls Screamed and Cried for him to help them
Daddy had to sit there and focus on the feeling...........the Feeling of his Heart breaking in two
Daddy could do nothing because if he did it would not only change nothing but also cost Daddy his job,his Livliehood
What buisness was this you ask?
The Buisness that has made a Reputation out of Smashing Families,Lives and Athletes
The Buisness that is headed by one man and has been highligthed by one man
One man who has made it his mission to Bring this Buisness,This Buisness that does nothing but takes and takes and returns only Broken Bones,Hearts and Dreams

What manner of Man would do this?

A Youth...........A Youth finally entering into a Buisness he has been Fascinated with his whole Career
He looks at this Buisness Blonde Haired and Blue Eyed positively burtsing with eagerness and General joy to not only do what he loves but too be paid for it by a man who tells him he has nothing but his best interests at heart
The First thing this man does is introduce this Youth to another Like-minded Individual they are similar and passionate they are constantly agreeing with each other and general enjoying there shared dream coming true around them
All thanks to the one man
The man tells them he wants to introduce them to a freind of his
The Youth is comepletelty eager after all why not?
After being introduced who could possibly be his best freind by this saintly man what right does he have to doubt him?
The man leads him into a room and waits by the door his last words to the youth before the door closes?
Your gonna love this guy he'll have you laughing to death
The Door Slides Shut and The Youth and His Likeminded freind are surrounded by darkness
Hello asks the Youth?
Is anyone there?
His response?
His Freind is yanked away from his side and all that fills the mind of the Youth is the screams of Anguish,Pain and Confusion of his Freind he sinks to his knees and screams himself asking who,why and what?

Who is this man that has stolen his freind and brought such pain?
Why has the Saintly man who said he had nothing but his best Interests betrayed him so?
and What manner of Hell has he entered?
HE IS ANSWERED WITH THREE WORDS!
REST
IN
PEACE
Why?
Why does this happen to an inncoent youth?
It is simply one more in a long series of evils brought by this buisness this evil buisness led by this one man

What manner of man would do this?

An Old Man an Old Man who has been through this buisness
Has seen firsthand the horrors it has brung
He has long since hardened and has made it his job to try and help
To help save others from this buisness and stop them from adding there bodies to the growing mountain of broken lives that one man stands upon

This Old Man goes out to look for a kindred spirit to help him in his cause
He finds another man a man who says he shares these spirits to help him
The Old Man believes him and is given a position
He is given a position to watch over a large group of youths who have all the potential in the world
He shows these young men
He shows them the tricks and trades he has learned and shares with them the secrets of age
He for once in his life is happy and sees the twilight of his years approaching and accepts this
He accepts this because he feels that in the youths he has helped and protected
But it is not over
The Old Man gets a Message from his Kindred Spirit the man who gave him the position
The Kindred Spirit regretfully informs him he has to remove him from this position that gives him such joy and purpose but not to worry he will take over and protect the youths
The Old Man feels reassured nad leaves with a Smile on his face

Months pass and the Old Man returns to visit his proteges
And what does he see?
His Nightmares come to fruition
He sees the Youth's he taught and protected lying broken across the floor
He sees them ripping and tearing at the weaker ones of the group tearing them apart out of pure malice
He sees them bleeding and Broken crying out
Where have you gone?
Why have you done this to us?
What did we do to displease you so?
The Old Man sees this and drops to his knees
His Mind a Slideshow of pain and suffering that is directly by his hand
He sees this and cries to heavens asking how?
How could he have been so foolish?
The Kindred Spirit?
Laughs at this pain and looks once more upon the hideous beast he has created and fed
What manner of man would do this?

What manner of man you ask?

A MC-MAHON!

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Hello everyone and welcome to the first, in what I hope is a long running series of one on one sit down interviews with the WCWWE talent. For my first guest today I have the honour of interviewing the person I most wanted to interview in this whole company. Tommy Dreamer, as a colleague and friend, I'd just like to thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to appear here today on the first edition of my show.

It's great to be here Joey and nice to finally have a break and be on TV without being hit by something

Well Tommy, I'm going to start off proceedings by giving a brief bit of background about you and your career. After being trained by Johnny Rodz, you made your professional wrestling debut almost 20 years ago now - on October 29, 1989, and after 4 years of your career you made it to Extreme Championship Wrestling - the company with which you are most synonymous. Throughout your time in ECW, spanning more than 7 years, you had classic battles with the likes of the Dudley Boyz, The Sandman and Raven, and held the ECW Tag Team Titles on 3 separate occasions. However, arguably your biggest moment of your career was when you were ECW Champion on April 22, 2000 defeating Tazz in order to do so.

When Paul Heyman filed for bankruptcy on April 4, 2001, ECW was gone, but you joined the Alliance in it's battle against the WWF in what turned out to be a failing battle. You were brought into the WWF roster when the brand split initially occured, and were a part of the Raw brand, where you were most famous for winning the Hardcore title fourteen times. However, your in ring career in WWE looked to be over in 2004 when you were phased out and given an office job.

But you returned to the ring when ECW returned as the third brand in WWE. Tommy, what was your motivation for returning to the ring?

I still miss ECW Joey I miss it alot but I also needed Money and I missed Wrestling

When the ECW Name was revived by Vince McMahon I saw my chance

Its not like the Old ECW but then again nothing ever wll be

Since returning to the ring for your 2nd stint, I think it is fair to say that the most successful portion of your run has been within the last 8 months. On October 29, 2008, Interim Chairman of WCWWE Shane McMahon announced that the WWE Championship, the World Heavyweight Championship and the ECW Championship would be combined to make one Undisputed WWE Championship - in order to prove once and for all who the top superstar in WCWWE is. It was at this time you wanted to be the last man to have their name enscribed on the ECW title belt. Then champion Matt Hardy refused to give you your opportunity.

At one point I respected Matt Hardy Joey he had that ECW Title and he was doing it proud
Then Vince announced that and Matt throws a Hissy Fit flings some chairs and attacks Evan Bourne who I was tagging with at the time
Matt has no problem attacking a Rookie half his size but when I challenged him for that ECW Title Matt pissed his Weird Looking Pants and Ran,He claimed he was too important and that is what put him on the Longest Losing Streak in ECW History and All I can say about Matt is

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

The landscape on ECW continued to change though. On November 6, John Morrison became the first man to hold the ECW Hardcore Championship - the title now known as the Million Dollar Championship on Raw. Two weeks after the title's inception, you won the title from Morrison. With the ECW title being retired shortly thereafter at Survivor Series, this made you effectively THE man on ECW once more. How would you say that compared to the chance of winning the ECW title for a 2nd time?

I couldn't because there two different things Joey
It's Apples and Oranges
Winning the ECW Title was me chasing that Title for Almost Three Years and the Fulfillment of all that Pain,Suffering and Abuse knowing that it all paid off in the end for that victory

Winning the Hardcore title was another milestone but for a different reason
The Hardcore title was me proving I can still go I can still hang with the Young Guys and this Old Horse is still kicking as hard as ever

That's a good point Tommy. A very good point. You went on to hold that belt for approximately 7 weeks. You were dethroned by none other than Mike Knox. In that match Dolph Ziggler was the special guest referee, and Knox won after using your signature weapon - the Singapore cane against you. Do you feel Knox was a worthy champion, and how do you feel he represented ECW during his record breaking reign?

I feel proud of Knox knowing that I'm the one that started that reign
When I won that title I knew I couldn't hold that Belt forever
I also knew I wasn't done there just yet
Knox was a great champion he represented Hardcore well and ECW was a stronger brand thanks to his Reign and Work
At the same time I continued working for another shot at the belt

That you did, but your next title victory was actually a non-ECW championship. You won the Raw Intercontinental title at the Royal Rumble when you beat Paul Burchill and Chris Jericho in a triple threat bout. Why do you think General Manager, William Regal, allowed you to have that title shot? And how did you feel about pursuing and winning another brand's title?

At the time I took that Title for the simple reason of giving one last F*** you to William Regal who was on his way out
He gave me that Title Oppurtunity in exchange for Calling an End to the War between ECW and RAW I did so and defied the Odds by Winning that Title

I stil hold a Kinship to all the Other ECW Wrestlers who participated in that Invasion and was assured that they were watching that Triple Threat at the Rumble

Dolph Ziggler,Ryan Braddock,DJ Gabriel,Snitsky,Gavin Spears,Mark Henry,Tony Atlas,Chavo Guerrero,The Boogeyman,Kenny Dykstra,Finlay,Hornswoggle,The Miz and John Morrison

When you think of where they are and what they've done out of that batch of talent its almost staggering

Speaking of stars - you lost the title on the 11th February Raw in a ladder match to Ted DiBiase. Ted then went on to become a World champion shortly thereafter. Could you sense even then he was a future star?

I never thought it to be quite honest I noticed how talented he was but most of that Match he hid behind Cody Rhodes who to be quite honest I saw as the Star of the team and looking at what he's done on ECW he's working to become one

It was around this time that Mr. McMahon was on the rampage looking to locate the man or woman responsible for the stage collapsing on him at the Raw Draft Lottery show in June 2008. Due to events involving yourself and MVP during the Smackdown and ECW war later that year, McMahon was convinced it was you who was responsible, and ensured that you were unable to pursue your dream of becoming Hardcore champion once more. How did it feel when a man you HAD considered to be a friend wrongly accused you of this, and then abused his power to hold you back?

It was not a nice feeling Joey
it was like a Simultaneous kick in the ribs and testicles to know that everything I had worked for was erased so that he could Swing his Grapefruits low and I'd be lying if I said I'd forgiven him for it

He did apologise for it though Tommy, after he discovered the true culprit. That was the catalyst towards you getting your long awaited title rematch at Wrestlemania - but on this occasion Dolph Ziggler wasn't the referee, he was actually in the match making it a triple threat. You won back the title on the grandest stage of them all in what many consider to be an all time classic, and arguably the best Hardcore match in wrestling history.

It was a True War and we did some insane things in there

My Favorite was Knox's diving headbutt off the Ladder to Ziggler's Testicles through a Wooden Crate but my Legdrop through the Announce Table on Knox was another Great Moment
That was without my favorite moment of the New ECW and nothings really come close since

It was also pretty much your LAST major moment as an ECW superstar too. Do you miss ECW?

I truly do and wish I could go back everyday

For awhile I was considering Retirement

Well in spite of that, you went on to win the Hardcore title again - now called the Million Dollar title. One of your first acts was to smash up the new championship belt. Why?

I dropped that belt because Ted Dibiase told me he would send it back to ECW
Instead he turned into a Multi Million Dollar Handjob for himself and his Bitch Queen Mrs. Cash

Right. Though I'm sure in retrospect, with everything that has gone down since, you probably wish you'd just accepted the new belt?

Not really
The Look on Teds face when I smashed it was dare I say..................PRICELESS

But Tommy, and I hate to bring it up, but as the interviewer I have to ask the tough questions, surely had you not done that, you wouldn't have had these family issues of late.

Actually Joey the Belt had nothing to do with that
It's really owed to my purchasing of Insurance for the ECW Roster before our Handicap match

But Tommy, don't you think that might have fueled the fire? I mean, that will have done nothing but get under the skin of Ted DiBiase and Ms. Cash.

Them going back on there word like that got under my skin Joey
Them making a Title that I had worked so hard and shed so much blood to establish into a Forty Million Dollar Lapdance for Teddy Bear and Cash Moolah got under my skin Joey
The fact that they tried to do all this just to give a big F*** you to ECW for no reason got under my skin Joey

As a fellow ECW original, I can understand that. To rub salt in the wound, you wound up losing your belt to Vladimir Kozlov at Vengeance in a match where the title could change on a DQ, and with Ms. Cash as the official. What did you make of the stipulations - obviously totally against what ECW stood for - and how the match went?

I was Quite Upset Joey
Ms.Cash thought she coulld get away with this and get out of the feud
She was wrong
I'm not done with Jenny Cash by a long shot Joey and once I'm done with Vladimir Kozlov I will show her exactly what I have planned

Strong words there Tommy. Tommy it has truly been a pleasure to have had this time to interview you today. Thank you for your time.

Next week, we will have another guest on the show. Keep the radio on, because it'll tell you everything you need to know.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Alicia Fox

Every diva in the WCWWE is being forced to sit up and take notice as I continue my quest for the WCWWE Women’s Championship by beating every diva on the Raw roster. Maybe, just maybe I’m starting to show my critics that there is more to me than meets the eye. Last week Melina was my latest victim and tonight I turn my attention to Natalya. Nattie, you have made much of the fact that you are the first 3rd generation diva in the WCWWE. You make a great deal out of your lineage and rightly so, many of your older relatives have made a big impact inside the ring. However you need more than DNA to be successful in this company, just ask Sim Snuka. I have no history but I am determined to put in everything I have to make something of myself. The wrestling purists may not like my story, they may not like the fact that I was a model before I joined this company and they may have a list as long as their arm of women they feel deserve my spot on the roster. But none of that is going to stop me. Natalya you bring your technique, your blood and your heritage and I’ll bring you my spirit, desire and effort and when the bell rings at the end of the match we’ll see what means more!

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Ms.Cash and Maryse
Ms. Cash is shown in the back preparing for her match. Melina comes up to her with a mic in hand.

Ms. Cash tonight you take on Maryse, once a tag partner of yours. You two had great success together. Why are you two fighting tonight?

You're right, Maryse and I did really well together as a tag team. And she's a woman after my own heart. With a little grooming, she could be as good as me some day. And as for the match, I'm not sure why it was made for tonight, it was done by the upper management.

*Maryse enters the scene*

Ah Maryse... its good to see... *Maryse does her 'shut up' hand motion*

*thick accent* Excusez-moi, il n'est plus votre tour de parler. The last few months we have been put together as tag team. That was done by my old manager against what I had asked him to do. I did not like of your cheating and underhanded tactics in order to win. I tried to tell you, but I was still trying to learn the language. Now I realize that even if I could have told you, you would not have listened.

As for the match tonight, I asked for it. I wanted to show that I do not need to cheat to win. Et quand c'est fait, je vous laisse ce soir avec ma main, de soulever, et vous laisser avec votre tête ... et enfin la bouche fermée ...

*Maryse walks off as Ms. Cash stands there shocked.*

That bitch! I knew i didn't like her from the moment we met!

Wow, strong words from Maryse.

Silly French cow. She wants to play fair? Hahaha, nice guys always finish last. My tactics may be dirty, but they get results

Well, on that issue, I was hoping that you would spare us a few minutes Ms Cash. Only we have a few questions that we would like to ask

Hmmm, I suppose so. What is that you want to ask?

Well, two weeks ago we saw you low blow our currently absent General Manager not an hour after you handed control over to him. What on earth...

....Did I do that for? Haha, I did it because I wanted to show Ted that the way he was treating people....no, correction, the way he was treating me was a travesty.

How dare he think that just because I was his assisstant I would stand aside and let him have his General Manager position back?

Granted I did it, but then at the time I was still on pay roll, and you can gurantee that I got a rather nice bonus for naming him General Manager back, but then I got the real bonus later that night.

When I hit him in the oh so expensive underwear department and he went down and I left with Shawn Michaels, I got my revenge.

Now he isn't here and it looks like he wont be back for a while and I have to wrestle some oter skank out to prove herself by trying to take me down. Fine, whatever, bring it on.

In the end, Ted was always telling us that everyone had a price for the Million Dollar Man. Hahahaha, well maybe that was true, but Ted you also used to tell us all that Money wasnt everything, it was the only thing.

There, I have to disagree with you. Because you see, Money comes to those who seek it out, and the best way to seek it out is to be a winner.

You Ted, I thought you were a winner, but you backed the Big Show and he let you down time and time. You just kept throwing good money after bad.

So I made sure, to preserve the business and to preserve Money Inc. that you were out of the way.

You see Ted, while you are right that money is everything, in order to keep that money it's winning that has to be the only thing.

So bring it on Maryse, because when I'm done with you tonight, it will be time for everyone to learn the same lesson that Ted learned, that in business, in life and here in WCWWE, Nothing beats Cold Hard Cash.

***To emphasise her point Ms Cash hits Melina with her new match ending move, The Forecloser (a Shiranui Kai) from off the benches in the locker room***

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Sir David Hart
So Chuvo, it’s almost time. Ya’re about t’step in the ring with England’s New Hero, Sir David Hart. Are y’nervous, boy? Because y’should be. When I’m through with ya, everyone will see ya fer whatcha really are, a PHONY. Yes, I said it. You, Chuvo Guerrero, are a phony. And I’m going t’expose ya in front of the entire world. So it’s OK if ya’re a little nervous, Chuvo. Ya’ve got a right t’be.[/

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Vladimir Kozlov
So tonight, I face Zack Ryder. Zack, I’ve watched you over the last couple of weeks, and I have to say, I was impressed. You have the talent, and the ability, to go pretty far. But not as long as my colleagues and myself are on Raw. As long the Super Powers are around, and as long as I am the Million Dollar Champion, there is no room for advancement, Zack. However, I do welcome the challenge. I look forward to seeing you in the ring.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Undertaker


Taker's music hits as he rides down to the ring as the crowd cheers at the new look undertaker as taker circles around the ring and enters the ring he grabs the mic and starts to speak*
Spanky you think you can take me on well guess again i have faced tougher steaks than you you will be beaten up and you will be beaten down and even worse you will take your last ride and it will hit you so hard that you won't even know what it was because you see spanky when you mess with the big dog and challenge him to a match the big dog comes back and bites you and i know no one wants that since you are such a great guy and is loved by the fans well that doesn't matter because after tonight you just might wanna be careful what you wish for
*Taker laughs as he waits for spanky*