Promo Archive thread

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Mark Henry


Teddy Long musta lost his damn mind. I don't need to go through no complicated series of matches to prove that I'm worthy of being in that Undisputed Title tournament. I was the most dominant champion in the history of ECW, and the only reason I lost that title was because of a match like this. I don't even need to get pinned to lose my shot at the title. But when the time comes, this Thursday on ECW, I'm not gonna let none of those midgets on my team get a chance to get in that ring, because I am a one-man wrecking crew, I am the World's Strongest Man, and by the end of that tournament, you can call me...the World's Strongest Undisputed Champion.

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Batista


It is Saturday night, or as its better known around here league night at the bowling alley. The Broken hearts club just took the pounding of their lives and mosey out of the bowling alley with their tails and bowling balls between their legs. As they exit they past Batista, who is leading his team (of one) into the bowling alley. Batista enters wearing his black and white referee style bowling shirt labeled the Animal.

As he enters the tone in the room changes from happy to crushing disappointment.

Batista: Whats going on guys?

Bowler: Not this guy again...

Batista walks over to the counter and grabs his bowling shoes.

Batista: What's the problem fellas?

He walks over to his lane prepares to bowl.

Bowler: You're the problem.

Batista: What do you mean?

The members of team Dude walk over.

Walter: This is a team league, yet every week you come in here and try to bowl by yourself.

Batista: I walk alone inside this pit of danger.

Donnie: pit of danger?

Walter: Shut the snork up Donnie.

Batista: This is a bowling alley, where bowling is not only encouraged but allowed.

Jeffery: And you don't even use a bowling ball man!

Donnie: Why does he have a basketball

Batista grabs his ball bag and takes out his patented basketball.

Batista: I like this one better.

Jeffery: It's a snorking basketball man! It doesn't make any sense at all, and how long have you been coming here. Seems like you have had a million times to get it right. NO matter how dull and senseless you are the owner always lets come here and main event.

At this point Batista removes his shirt and powerbombs team dude.

Batista: The title of greatest bowler is my title and I am going take it back one way or the other. Just like this Monday I am going to defeat JBL and Chris Jericho. I have a partner in HBK who I for some reason get along with even though a few months ago we feuded over Ric Flairs retirement and really never finished that, but nonetheless I am going to unleash hell because I am the animal

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MVP-TTS


What's This now Vickie I'm the highest paid athlete on Smackdown and I'm one win away from from activating my incentive clause I should be in the Main Event having you put a certain big gold belt around my waist not wastin my time against some deluded fool who thinks he's escaped from the Karate KId movies Maybe I should have gone to RAW so that Smackdown would be lacking there MVP!!!

*walks out*

Later...

Hey I wanted to talk to you

*taps someone on back*
*turns around and its R-Truth*
*they both walk off camera*


Directed towards Shelton Benjamin


So now the Fool's Gold Standard want's to talk trash about me and R-Truth He's just upset that I didn't ask him to be my partner you see back when T'Lo was the GM one of the few things he did right was sign me there's a reason the very first thing he did was give me some tapes of you Shelton
*Holds up Video Tape*
and he told me I want you to be Smackdown's version of this guy and I told him to his face NO I told him unlike him I plan on winning Titles and I accomplished that within my first year on Smackdown I Became the longest reigning US champion in the WCWWE I won me a set of WWE tag title's and I'm not done adding gold to my collection and neither you nor Kung Fool Naki is gonna stop me

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R-Truth;In response to the first MVP promo


Yo, MVP, you seem a little bit on the down-low. I hear you're going against Kung Fu Naki tonight. Well, I'm going against Shelton Benjamin. You wanna come out with me during the match, and I'll manage you in your match tonight?

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Ted DiBiase Jr.

Ted Debiase Jr. on WWE.com earlier today, this promo appears in the box while Ted and Manu make their way to the ring:

Due to an unfortunate incident that occured over the weekend, Cody will not be tagging with me tonight so in his place will be no other than the other third of the future of the WWE...Manu. And I assure you that this will not change a thing CM Punk and Kofi Kingston. By the way, the cost of victory is only as expensive as the cost of defeat. Which is something I know neither of you can afford. And that to us...Is Priceless.

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Vladimir Kozlov


Today, Todd Grisham conducted an interview with Smackdown's Vladimir Kozlov. The transcript of this interview was taken from wcwwe.com.

Grisham: Todd Grisham here with one of the rising stars in WCWWE today, the Russian Nightmare, Vladimir Kozlov. Mr. Kozlov, how do you feel about the competition on Smackdown, and how they measure up to you?

Kozlov: Nobody can measure up to Vladimir Kozlov. Nobody in WCWWE have combination of power, wrestling skill, and force that I have. None of them have ability to strike fear in hearts of foes like Vladimir Kozlov. All will fall at the hands of the Russian Nightmare.

Grisham: This week, you will be in the main event of Friday Night SmackDown!, competing in a six-man tag team match. You will team up with the two largest competitors in the WWE, Big Show and The Great Khali, and the three of you will face Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and The Undertaker. Can you give me your thoughts on your partners and your three opponents?

Kozlov: This week, Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Undertaker; they stand in the ring with three giants. Nobody will move us. Nobody will knock us down. Nobody will defeat us. Weak opponents will crumble at our feet.

Grisham: Still, you have to admit that your opponents have a great deal more of experience and success over your team. Triple H and Undertaker have a slew of World Championships between them, and Jeff Hardy is one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time, and a continual threat to become a World Champion. Do you think that sheer brute force can overcome three outstanding resumes such as that?

Kozlov: You melt down all the gold that these three men have collected, and you use it to build a golden fortress that reaches a mile into the air, Vladimir Kozlov will still crush the walls, break down the doors, and destroy all inside. What happens in the past stays in the past. Vladimir Kozlov fights in the present time. And in the present time, Vladimir Kozlov will not fail.

Grisham: That was Smackdown's Vladimir Kozlov, feeling confident about his upcoming match on Smackdown in four days. This has been Todd Grisham, for WCWWE.com.

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Katie Lea Burchill-Sweet-n-Sour


[english accent]
I am so glad to see GM William Regal BACK as GM. My brother and I took exception to the fact that Regal ever lost his position to that gladiator-reject Mike Adamle.

Now that Regal is back... Raw will be much more respectful type program... Full of wise decisionions... justful punishments... and worthwhile champions...

and all that will be begin... when I... Katie Lea Burchill... win the Women's championship at the next PPV, and become the first Women's champion of the new ERA of RAW!

So General Manager Regal... I EMPLORE you to make the right decision, and put me in the match for the women's championship. I will not dissapoint you.
[/english accent]

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Jillian Hall


Kelly Kelly:Hi everyone this is Kelly Kelly backstage at Raw! Tonight we'll be seeing a Diva's match...

Jillian Hall praticaly shoves her out of the way to get in front of the camera.

Jillian:A Diva's match? You know something I hate that. I am the only true Diva in the WWE. Do you even know what a diva is Kelly?

Kelly Kelly: Uhm well yeah I am a Diva too...

Jillian: Wrong! Look at this.

Jillian reaches off screen and picks up a large dictionary licking her finger and flipping through it.

Jillian:Here we go.. Diva: A distinguished female singer or prima donna. Have you ever had your own album Kelly?

Kelly:Well umm no....

Jillian (screeching in her face): Well I have and tonight I'm going to show you and the world that I am the ONLY diva in this company.

Jillian walks off and Kelly turns back to the camera.

Kelly:Well uhmm there you have it strong words from Jillian Ha...

She gets cut off as Jillian tackles her and beats her across the head several times with the dictionary and then throws it down on top of her angrilly.

Jillian: Still a diva *****?"

Jillian walks away humming her theme song as the camera man bends to check on Kelly.

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Val Venis-TTS


Hello Ladies
This is the big Valbowski with an update on my condition
Now as you all know I can't compete due to an Injury I sustained During a different kind wrestling one that definitely didn't invovle a ring
*winks*
but there were still some still involved but don't worry lady's you'll still be able to get your fix of the Big Valbowski on WCWWE.com in my new show The View from Venis only on WCWWE.com


wcwwe.com hype


Hello Ladies The Big Valbowski here hyping the debut of my new show on WCWWE.com I'm not gonna reveal who the guest is but I will give you a hint its one of the GM's

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Shelton Benjamin


Open to Shelton Benjamin standing in fornt of a smackdown banner with a mic in his hand.

Shelton:So the whole of the WWE universe is abuzz telling me that R-Truth ran to MVP for help in taking me on. That's just fine with me. You bring MVP, you bring the Road Dogg Jesse James, you bring the Ultimate Warrior,I just don't care. Because the simple truth R-Truth is that I'm better then you.I am the gold standard! But this week on smackdown when I kick your ass around the ring..I'm going platinum.

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Kane-M-Dogg

WWE.com Exclusive:

Kane was mentioned in a recent Santino promo regarding the length of their IC title reigns. No word from Kane had been heard for a while, until a few hours ago. A tape was found at our offices; the transcript is below:

*Kane is sitting in a dark room red lighting*

Kane: I see Santino had a bit to say about me the other night. The problem is, I don't think he realizes what he's gotten himself into. People say I have no feelings; no remorse. They are correct. But I will not allow myself to be ridiculed at the hands of a punk like Santino. Does he know what I'm capable of? I've put people in caskets. Lit people on fire. ENDED CAREERS. So I don't understand how people have stopped taking me seriously...Have I changed?

*Kane pauses and puts his head down, going out of frame. He comes back up holding a bag*

Kane: You think my past has been bad? Violent? Even demented? Well trust me when I say this...the WORST is yet to come...and this bag holds to key to a new reign of terror.

*Kane quickly stands up, kicking the camera over.*

The video ended after this, but he had many questions. What exactly is Kane planning? Who is he going to target? Tune into RAW this week to find out.

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Evan Bourne


Earlier today WCWWE.com official Joey Styles got some interview time with rising ECW star Evan Bourne. The interview took place just days before Evans huge 8 man tag on this weeks edition of ECW:

"Ladies and gentlemen at this time I would like to introduce to you, the fastest rising superstar entertainer in ECW today, Evan "Air" Bourne."

"Thanks Joey, it's good to be here."

*Evan flashes a peace sign*

"Now Evan, this week on ECW you have a huge 8 man tag team match that determines your fate over the next few months not just in ECW, but in the entire WCWWE. What are your thoughts on that?"

"Well Joey you're right about that, this is huge for me, if my team wins this week then I can get one step further to winning the Undisputed championship."

*Evan flashes a peace sign*


"And what do you think about your team and opponents, there's alot of talent going into that huge match."

"Well yeah, the other team has alot of formidable opponents like Finlay, The Miz, Ricky Ortiz and...Ugh, that other guy, whats his name? But you have to consider that on my team are the likes of Mark Henry, the worlds strongest man, John Morrison and the ECW original Tommy Dreamer. So while our opponents might be good, I'd say we've got it in the bag this week Joey."

*Evan flashes a peace sign*

"Why do you keep doing that?"

"Doing what?"

*Evan flashes a peace sign*

"Oh, never mind...Ladies and gentlemen this has been Evan Bourne and this is Joey Styles signing out for this WCWWE.com exclusive interview."

*Evan flashes a peace sign as the camera fades out.*

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Mickie James-Evil Masked wordlifeecw


Hey everyone! It's me Mickie James, and I wanna talk about my match on Raw! I'll be going up against Jillian Hall, Katie Lea Burchill, and Beth Phoenix in a 4-way elimination match!

Now, I've faced, and beaten all of these ladies before. And on Smackdown, I've beaten Victoria as well. I'm also a 4-time former Women's champion! With credentials like that, I should be a shoe-in for Raw's representative in the Women's title tournament!

So William Regal, I'm asking you to make the right choice and select Mickie James for the Women's Championship!

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Matt Hardy-Tank


*The cameraman opens a locker room. It is dimly lit, with one single roof light on, leaving a small beam of light coming down from the ceiling. A man sits in a chair under the light, facing away from the camera. Close to him is a travel bag, with a platinum championship belt draped over it. It is the ECW Title. Matt Hardy stands up, picks up his title, and turns to face the camera.*

For those of you who don't know, my name is Matt Hardy, and I am your ECW World Champion.

*Hardy holds the ECW Title up to the camera.*

You see this title? This title says that I am a World Champion. This title says that I'm the best wrestler in ECW. This title says that I am......one of the three best wrestlers in the WWE.

*Hardy sighs, clearly sounding irritated.*

This title is supposed to say that I'm on equal ground with the WWE Champion Triple H and the World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho, and yet.........it doesn't. Because at Survivor Series, there's gonna be a tournament. A tournament to unify these three "equal" World Championships. A tournament that, as ECW World Champion, I am automatically entered in alongside my "fellow" World Champions, Triple H and Chris Jericho. But, for some reason which I haven't been informed of, Triple H and Chris Jericho are getting byes to the semi-finals of this tournament, and..........I'm not. Now, I'm gonna slow down here, because this part's a little complicated.

*Matt Hardy slowly puts down his championship, and proceeds to pick up his chair and throw it into the wall. He continues to throw nearly every piece of furniture in the room except for the bag which his championship lays upon. He picks up the title again and faces the camera, seething with rage.*

THIS TITLE'S SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT WE'RE EQUAL! ME, TRIPLE H AND JERICHO! EQUAL CHAMPIONS!!! AND YET, I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THREE TIMES THE WORK TO WIN THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

*Hardy slowly regains his composure, breathing heavily, rage subsiding to a cold, cruel demeanor.*

You people have f***ed me over for the last time. I've often said that Matt Hardy WILL. NOT. DIE. Well, now.........I. WILL. NOT. DIE. And whoever ends up against me...YOU. WILL. NOT. LIVE.

*Matt Hardy stares at the camera, eyes cold as ice until the camera fades out.*

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Ricky Ortiz-Evil Masked wordlifeecw


*Ricky Ortiz's music plays*

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, you are Rolling With Ricky! And here's your host, RICKY ORTIZ!!!

Ricky: Welcome to the first installment of Rolling With Ricky, exclusively on wcwwe.com. I'm your host, Ricky Ortiz! I wanna talk about my match on ECW this week. Now I'm going to be in an 8-man tag team match, where I'll be leading Finlay, Mike Knox, and The Miz into battle against Mark Henry, John Morrison, Evan Bourne, and Tommy Dreamer. Now, it's a forgone conclusion that I will lead my team to victory, so instead of talking about my opponents, I'd like to talk about my "teammates."

First, you've got Finlay. Now Finlay, you're an incredible competitor, and you seem like a hell of a father. But you're no Ricky Ortiz.

Next, we have The Miz. Well, that's enough about him.

Finally, there's Mike Knox. Now Mike, you're an interesting case. Well, actually, there's nothing interesting about you, really. But, I digress. You claim that you were disrespected by DX. I've got news for you, buddy. That was two years ago! Get over it! Move on!

*Ricky's music starts playing*

Well, that's all the time I have this week. Log on to wcwwe.com next week, for the next edition of Rolling With Ricky!



During ECW, 10/30/08


Lena: This Lena Yada backstage with Ricky Ortiz! Ricky, earlier this week, you made some rather disparaging comments about your teammates for tonight. Do you regret anything you said?

Ricky: Why would I regrat telling the truth? I'm gonna single handedly lead this team to victory tonight. And after that, nothing will stop me from winning the Undisputed Championship. Count on it!

Lena: Strong words from Ricky Ortiz. Back to you guys at ringside!