Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Feb 21, 2012 17:43:19 GMT -5
Decided to go ahead and post this part... so that tomorrow post actually has signficance.
So i was finally getting the groove of being GM of Smackdown, and decided that it was finally time to try something big. So after some deep thought... I got an idea and started to subtley build towards it. About a month in I sent out a couple key PMs with my plans and begged them to keep it hush hush. All parties agreed to it and they did just that, didn't say a word(at least as far as I know).
It all started with some typical GM holding back talent. Miz and Morrison were the most decorated team on smackdown, but Arn was not impressed. Even comparing them to his old team... the brainbusters. So every week he began to test them, and they seeked to prove themselves, which they did, making Arn more and more upset, and he would do anything to stop them.
This eventually led to a MizMo defeating Arn/Dean Malenko in a match for a chance at the Tag Team Championships... Which they won the following week(with controversy... which was actually intended).
At his wits end, Arn seeked the help from outside of smackdown. And he made two trades. One was for a guy who had just come off of three world title reigns earlier that year, and the man that ended the Undertakers wrestlemania Streak... Shawn Michaels. The other, as mentioned in the other thread, was for the guy who had been running ripshod on ECW... the bearded one himself... Mike Knox.
Arn paired these two together and immediately set up a match for them to face MizMo for the titles just a week after they had won them... under the stipulation that if Miz and Morrison lost... they would have to disband. But if they won, Arn Anderson would resign as General Manager.
This was the buildup and result of that match...
*to the ring where John Morrison and The Miz sit in directors chairs*
Hi, I'm John Morrison and I'm the only known cure for male hetrosexuality.
Really? You...?
No. We don't swing that way in the Palace of Wisdom. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And I'm your chick magnet, THE MIZ!
And we wish to remind you all that light has shined through the darkness, clarity has been restored and we are once again your WWE tag team champions.
*the crowd boos*
Yes, it was a great injustice losing these belts in the first place. But everything is now as it should be.
And now we can focus on our next challengers.
And unlike the previous scrubs we've faced, people actually care about these guys. We they care about Shawn Michaels. Well they did about a few months ago. The point is these guys aren't completely useless!
And not only that, but we get to face actual stars. Not stars on our level but stars nonetheless.
What you talking 'bout, John?
Well take a look. First up we have Mike Knox also known as....Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
Unfortunately the nearest he gets to teen angels is when he hangs around his local high school.
Chris Hansen may want to talk to you. That's all we're saying.
As for Shawn Michaels, I especially enjoyed his work as the Crazy Old Man on The Simpsons.
Old Gray Mare just ain't what she used to be.
Neither is the Has Been Kid.
But you see we're actually excited to get a real team. A real thrown together team.
Unfortunately in life there are winners...
Us.
And there are losers.
You two after you fail to defeat the greatest team in ALL of WCWWE.
We will still be tag team champions and you will simply...
Be Jeal...
*Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox walk down and join Miz and Morrison in the ring.*
You guys are so funny. A joke about my age! Goodness gracious why didn't anyone else think of that. And Mike he has a beard! so you use a caveman joke! Do you right your own material? A career in Hollywood may be in your future if so.
Its jokes like me being old that made me quit WCWWE on Raw a few weeks ago. I realized they were right and I was too old for this company.....NAH! I didn't quit WCWWE I just needed an escape clause from Raw so I could come to Smackdown with Mike and we could take the WCWWE Tag Titles from you two.
When Shawn approached me with this idea I didn't know what to say. Him and I haven't got along since he superkicked me at Survivor Series 2006. But then I realized this man is a legend and it would be my honor to assist this man in destroying the two of you and taking your titles.
Mr. Anderson gave us a lucrative sum of money to defect here from our brands and do this and we aint gonna disappoint him guys. We will take your championship and dominate this brand as tag team champions.
So you can make your childish jokes about us but the fact is even just one of us has more talent than you and together we will beat you and we will take those titles.
*HBK and Knox walk away leaving Morrison and Miz standing in the ring looking peeved
WOW… add this with either the tag team of Miz and Morrison splitting up, or Arn Anderson losing his job… this match is really heating up!
================
It is time for the MAIN EVENT... and it is for the WCWWE Tag Team Champions of WOOOOooooorld.
Ladies and gentlemen… I ask you… are you rrrrready? *some cheers*
I can’t hear you… I asked… ARE… YOU…. RRRRREADY!!!! *Louder cheers*
Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home….
LLLLLLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
First, making thier way to the ring....
Weighing in at a combined weight of 454 pounds...5-time Tag Team champions, and the REIGNING WCWWE Tag Team Champions... John Morrison and the Miz!!
And the ch…
*The announcer looks confused… Arn Anderson makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. He goes over to the ref and they go back and forth a little bit. Finally you can overhear…
Do what you are told or you’ll be looking for a new job.
*Defeated the ref leaves the ring. Arn goes over to the announcer and whispers something in his ear…*
Ladies and gentlemen, you special guest referee for this match… Our very own Smackdown General Manager… Arn Anderson!
*Miz and Morrison are beside themselves as Arn peers over to them smiling*
This is really not fair! Arn Anderson is WAY overstepping his bounds here! He must really hate these guys! He just wants to keep his damn job, no matter what the cost!
And now…the challengers... first making his way to ring...
Weighing in at 293 pounds.... Former Hardcore champion…Mike Knox!
And his partner…
Weighing in at 225 pounds… 3-time WCWWE World Heavyweight champion…The Heatbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels!!!
Together they weigh in at 518 pounds and go by the name… Heart Break Knox!
The four of them stand in the middle of the ring staring each other down, and jabbing back and forth. Arn makes Miz and HBK head to the outside as Knox and Morrison stand nose to nose. After a few moments… both Miz and HBK come back in the ring and also stand nose to nose…
Then all of a sudden…
…
…
All four men shake hands!
HUH? What’s going on here?!?!
These four were suppose to be tearing each other apart! The crowd is in complete shock! They don’t know how to react to this! Arn can’t be happy right about now!
*Camera pans over to Arn, who has a total look of shock on his face as he watches the four shake hands. Then all four turn to Arn and walk over to him. Arn Anderson takes a big gulp and backs up into a corner. They all stand there peering down at Arn, then all of a sudden… Arn’s look of fear turns to a small smile! Then from a small smile to a big one! He sticks his hand out to Miz, who looks at a few moments… then HE SHAKES IT!! Then all four men follow suit shaking Arns hand and patting him on the back!
Arn walks over and asks for a microphone and the ring announcer hands him one. He walks back to the middle of the ring and addresses the crowd. *the crowd boos*
One year ago… the men standing in this ring before you…including myself… we were not part of the Smackdown roster. They each had success in their own right… Mike Knox… was the top superstar on ECW for nearly 3 months… Miz and Morrison… FIVE TIME Tag Team Champions… Shawn Michaels… THREE TIME WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion… These men did great things on their own. But will do much greater things together.
One thing was promised to everyone here tonight… The landscape of Smackdown is drastically changing... And everyone across the world is going to realize that it all started … here… tonight.
With that… I’d like to welcome you to the issuing in of new beginnings here on Smackdown… And the beginning…. of a NEW era….
*Arn Anderson drops the mic… looks right into the camera… lifts his hand…and shows four fingers. The others do the same*
OH MY GOD!!!
*Smackdown fades to a close*
Tomorrow: Their tron...
So i was finally getting the groove of being GM of Smackdown, and decided that it was finally time to try something big. So after some deep thought... I got an idea and started to subtley build towards it. About a month in I sent out a couple key PMs with my plans and begged them to keep it hush hush. All parties agreed to it and they did just that, didn't say a word(at least as far as I know).
It all started with some typical GM holding back talent. Miz and Morrison were the most decorated team on smackdown, but Arn was not impressed. Even comparing them to his old team... the brainbusters. So every week he began to test them, and they seeked to prove themselves, which they did, making Arn more and more upset, and he would do anything to stop them.
This eventually led to a MizMo defeating Arn/Dean Malenko in a match for a chance at the Tag Team Championships... Which they won the following week(with controversy... which was actually intended).
At his wits end, Arn seeked the help from outside of smackdown. And he made two trades. One was for a guy who had just come off of three world title reigns earlier that year, and the man that ended the Undertakers wrestlemania Streak... Shawn Michaels. The other, as mentioned in the other thread, was for the guy who had been running ripshod on ECW... the bearded one himself... Mike Knox.
Arn paired these two together and immediately set up a match for them to face MizMo for the titles just a week after they had won them... under the stipulation that if Miz and Morrison lost... they would have to disband. But if they won, Arn Anderson would resign as General Manager.
This was the buildup and result of that match...
*to the ring where John Morrison and The Miz sit in directors chairs*
Hi, I'm John Morrison and I'm the only known cure for male hetrosexuality.
Really? You...?
No. We don't swing that way in the Palace of Wisdom. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
And I'm your chick magnet, THE MIZ!
And we wish to remind you all that light has shined through the darkness, clarity has been restored and we are once again your WWE tag team champions.
*the crowd boos*
Yes, it was a great injustice losing these belts in the first place. But everything is now as it should be.
And now we can focus on our next challengers.
And unlike the previous scrubs we've faced, people actually care about these guys. We they care about Shawn Michaels. Well they did about a few months ago. The point is these guys aren't completely useless!
And not only that, but we get to face actual stars. Not stars on our level but stars nonetheless.
What you talking 'bout, John?
Well take a look. First up we have Mike Knox also known as....Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
Unfortunately the nearest he gets to teen angels is when he hangs around his local high school.
Chris Hansen may want to talk to you. That's all we're saying.
As for Shawn Michaels, I especially enjoyed his work as the Crazy Old Man on The Simpsons.
Old Gray Mare just ain't what she used to be.
Neither is the Has Been Kid.
But you see we're actually excited to get a real team. A real thrown together team.
Unfortunately in life there are winners...
Us.
And there are losers.
You two after you fail to defeat the greatest team in ALL of WCWWE.
We will still be tag team champions and you will simply...
Be Jeal...
*Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox walk down and join Miz and Morrison in the ring.*
You guys are so funny. A joke about my age! Goodness gracious why didn't anyone else think of that. And Mike he has a beard! so you use a caveman joke! Do you right your own material? A career in Hollywood may be in your future if so.
Its jokes like me being old that made me quit WCWWE on Raw a few weeks ago. I realized they were right and I was too old for this company.....NAH! I didn't quit WCWWE I just needed an escape clause from Raw so I could come to Smackdown with Mike and we could take the WCWWE Tag Titles from you two.
When Shawn approached me with this idea I didn't know what to say. Him and I haven't got along since he superkicked me at Survivor Series 2006. But then I realized this man is a legend and it would be my honor to assist this man in destroying the two of you and taking your titles.
Mr. Anderson gave us a lucrative sum of money to defect here from our brands and do this and we aint gonna disappoint him guys. We will take your championship and dominate this brand as tag team champions.
So you can make your childish jokes about us but the fact is even just one of us has more talent than you and together we will beat you and we will take those titles.
*HBK and Knox walk away leaving Morrison and Miz standing in the ring looking peeved
WOW… add this with either the tag team of Miz and Morrison splitting up, or Arn Anderson losing his job… this match is really heating up!
================
It is time for the MAIN EVENT... and it is for the WCWWE Tag Team Champions of WOOOOooooorld.
Ladies and gentlemen… I ask you… are you rrrrready? *some cheers*
I can’t hear you… I asked… ARE… YOU…. RRRRREADY!!!! *Louder cheers*
Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home….
LLLLLLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
First, making thier way to the ring....
Weighing in at a combined weight of 454 pounds...5-time Tag Team champions, and the REIGNING WCWWE Tag Team Champions... John Morrison and the Miz!!
And the ch…
*The announcer looks confused… Arn Anderson makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. He goes over to the ref and they go back and forth a little bit. Finally you can overhear…
Do what you are told or you’ll be looking for a new job.
*Defeated the ref leaves the ring. Arn goes over to the announcer and whispers something in his ear…*
Ladies and gentlemen, you special guest referee for this match… Our very own Smackdown General Manager… Arn Anderson!
*Miz and Morrison are beside themselves as Arn peers over to them smiling*
This is really not fair! Arn Anderson is WAY overstepping his bounds here! He must really hate these guys! He just wants to keep his damn job, no matter what the cost!
And now…the challengers... first making his way to ring...
Weighing in at 293 pounds.... Former Hardcore champion…Mike Knox!
And his partner…
Weighing in at 225 pounds… 3-time WCWWE World Heavyweight champion…The Heatbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels!!!
Together they weigh in at 518 pounds and go by the name… Heart Break Knox!
The four of them stand in the middle of the ring staring each other down, and jabbing back and forth. Arn makes Miz and HBK head to the outside as Knox and Morrison stand nose to nose. After a few moments… both Miz and HBK come back in the ring and also stand nose to nose…
Then all of a sudden…
…
…
All four men shake hands!
HUH? What’s going on here?!?!
These four were suppose to be tearing each other apart! The crowd is in complete shock! They don’t know how to react to this! Arn can’t be happy right about now!
*Camera pans over to Arn, who has a total look of shock on his face as he watches the four shake hands. Then all four turn to Arn and walk over to him. Arn Anderson takes a big gulp and backs up into a corner. They all stand there peering down at Arn, then all of a sudden… Arn’s look of fear turns to a small smile! Then from a small smile to a big one! He sticks his hand out to Miz, who looks at a few moments… then HE SHAKES IT!! Then all four men follow suit shaking Arns hand and patting him on the back!
Arn walks over and asks for a microphone and the ring announcer hands him one. He walks back to the middle of the ring and addresses the crowd. *the crowd boos*
One year ago… the men standing in this ring before you…including myself… we were not part of the Smackdown roster. They each had success in their own right… Mike Knox… was the top superstar on ECW for nearly 3 months… Miz and Morrison… FIVE TIME Tag Team Champions… Shawn Michaels… THREE TIME WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion… These men did great things on their own. But will do much greater things together.
One thing was promised to everyone here tonight… The landscape of Smackdown is drastically changing... And everyone across the world is going to realize that it all started … here… tonight.
With that… I’d like to welcome you to the issuing in of new beginnings here on Smackdown… And the beginning…. of a NEW era….
*Arn Anderson drops the mic… looks right into the camera… lifts his hand…and shows four fingers. The others do the same*
OH MY GOD!!!
*Smackdown fades to a close*
Tomorrow: Their tron...