THE OFFICIAL NIGHT TOUR THREAD 7pm to 6am

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ELIMINATIONS

Scotty Riggs
Low-Ki
TAKA Michinoku
Manu
Suicide
Jack Swagger
Kip James
Domino
Kizarny
Carlito
Matt Morgan
Jimmy Rave
Primo Colon
CM Punk
Hardcore Holly
Grandmaster Sexay
Highlander Rory
I'll post the old ones as I find them

*Syxx-Pac and Rico are shown wandering in the Hallways*

DAMMIT STOP FOLLOWING ME

But I'm in the Group

NO YOU'RE NOT!

Scott said I could be

Dammit.........Just help me find the sauna

Still don't get how that's possible

IT ISN'T THIS PLACE IS WEIRD! DID YOU MISS THE MEMO?!?!

TEAM 3D IS SNORKING DRIVING!

Are you high?

OF COURSE I'VE GOT YOU AND YOUR DAMN DOOMSDAY SIDEBURNS FOLLOWING ME!

Just go look over there and Chill I'll look here
*As Syxx leaves*
Jackass.....

*Rico opens a door revealing Nunzio sitting on the Toilet*

WOAAAAHHHH OCCUPADO
WHASSAMAATTAA WIT YOUU?!?! CLOSE THE DOOR

Jeez sorry
*Rico slams the Door which then bounces open revealing a Tatto Parlor with Tomko getting one*
Huh?

HEY SYXX COME HERE!

*Syxx comes around the Corner with Johnny Devine in tow*

Who's he?

Why you interested? I ain't enough for you anymore?
HAHA

Up yours

Ya gonna introduce me?

No we're gonna play 20 Questions ta figure it out

Really? Cause I wanna see if two grade A Specimens like you can find out before we hit Triple Digits

HAHA
How can you not like this guy?

Anyway his names Johnny Heaven or something like that

Whatever take a look

What ever it is I don't care

Now ya know how the crowd felt Syxx

........

AHAHAHA Now that's funny

Anyway take a look
*Rico opens the Door and reveals an empty Closet*

Big deal it's a Closet

You gonna go in and Come out?

Screw you watch
*Rico closes the door and opens it again to reveal Deimos and Phobos watching TV*

Wait....How?

I know right?
*Closes and Opens door again revealing the Kung Fu Thrillas having tea*

Khali:Naki? who are those Unpleasant smelling gentlemen?

Naki:Why Khali old chap I do believe they are Vagrants

Khali:Do we give them Money Naki?

Naki:No old bean that's like feeding Stray cats they'll keep coming back

Khali:So what do we do?

Naki:I believe it would be best if you simply tossed them

Khali:Right just give me a minute to get in character
*Punches self in chest*
Ehem AHHHKJAJKAJKAJJAKJAKJAJAKAKKALKALA;'A;L

EXCERTORY MATTER RUN!
*Devine,Syxx and Rico run with Khali chasing*

*Syxx,Devine and Rico turn the Corner and run past Domino*

What the?

*Turns corner*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMIGAWD!
*Is grabbed by Khali and tossed out the window*

How's that?

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*The Ultimate Warrior is shown talking to Diamond Dallas Page*

THE GODS ARE SPEAKING TO ME THEY TELL ME THAT IF YOU CONTINUE TO DRINK THE LIQUID OF THE DEVIL THEN ALL THE LITTLE WARRIEORS AND THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WILL BE DISAPPOINTED SO MUCH SO THAT THE LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT DOWN AND STRIKE THE CAN OUT OF YOUR HAND AND THE ALCOHOL WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE PLANE CALLED YOUR MIND THEN PUT IT INTO A NOSE DIVE STRAIGHT INTO OBSCURITY!!!

So theres no More Beer?

!
Forget It I'll go find Scott he's usually got some
*Rikishi walks up*
I think that Zeke's got some Schnapps
Show me where Non Insane person
*Lance Hoyt walks up*
Me?
No the Samoan
Fine follow me
THE HEAVENS SHALL OPEN AND THE NECTAR OF TEH GODS SHALL SPILL FORTH QUENCHING THE THROATS OF THE PARCHED MASSES
STOP SNORKING FOLLOWING ME!!
I actually Understood that One
WHY IS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME!?!?
JTG:Were we not s'posed to?
These Better be some Good Schnapps StinkfaceThe best
*Rikishi knocks on the Bathroom door*
Zeke we got some Buyers
How much is this going to cost?
10.50 a Glass
THAT'S A MASSIVE RIPOFF
Only Game in Town Brudda
Damn You
*Page gives Kishi the Money*
Just knock on the Door
*Page Knocks on the Door*
What's the Password?
Password? They never said anything about a Password What damn Password?
The password that tells me your not a Cop
I don't know the Password Zeke just lemme in
You got It half right
Just lemme in Zeke
No that's the Half that was the wrong Half the First part was right
I don't know the Password Zeke just lemme in
Now your just saying what you said before
LEMME THE SNORK IN DAMMIT I'M THIRSTY!Now your not even trying
ARRRGHH
*Page begins Ramming his Shoulder into the Door*
I'M ARMED IN HERE DAMMIT
I'VE GOT A POTATO GUN!
*Page kicks the Door down then ducks as Zeke fires a Potato which hits Rikishi and Sends him flying backwards out the Window
The whole group stands in shocked silence for awhile*
So you got those Schnapps or what?
Its Brewed in the Toilet
GIMME!

[madhackrviper]

I have indeed made it clear that I'm cool with everyone I control directly or by proxy being includes in this. Which means

Jesse, Festus, Kofi, Sweet Papi Sanchez, Tiffany, Teresa, Santino [sorta... mine... I guess], Austin Creed, Christy Hemme, Shannon Moore, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Paul London, Domino, Ariel, Cherry, Portia Perez, Brooke Adams!

Yay!

[Brahma Bull]

oh TTS! you're such a...guy.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

What?

[Brahma Bull]

i dunno. i postwhored so much this morning i lost track.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Again what?

[Brahma Bull]

they censored the W-word.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

W word?

[Brahma Bull]

Apr 5, 2009 11:24:03 GMT -5 TTS thinks this won't end well said:

W word?

streetwalkers. people who sleep with people who pay them. must i draw a picture?

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Hookers?

[Brahma Bull]

Apr 5, 2009 11:34:10 GMT -5 TTS thinks this won't end well said:

Hookers?

horses. take away the first "s" and add a W at the start.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Prostitutes?

[Brahma Bull]

you're hilarious sir.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*The Great Khali is shown at the Buffet when Scotty Riggs walks up*

Ummm Mr.Khali?

I got told to come get you by this little guy in Karate gear

ARARAGGGGGG

He said you'd say that so he gave me this note
*Reads Note*
Khali old chum It's okay to go out of Character in front of this Simpleton

Khali:Ahhh that's better then

*Khali follows Riggs into the other room where Fu Naki is waiting*

Naki:Bad News old Chum it appears you've been drafted to RAW

Khali:Oh Drat Old bean is there no Chance for an appeal?

Naki:I'm afraid not Old Chum and we should probably stop associating due to General manager Piper's paranoia of retribution from the Other Brands

Khali:Blast and Drat Old bean well it has been a nice Run with you Old freind

Naki:Likewise old bean

*The Great Khali leaves the Room then immediatly has a Backpack slung into his arms*

JTG:HOLD THAT AND LOOK INNOCENT BIG MAN
*Cryme Tyme run by*
*Main Event Mafia security come in*
Rocco:You seen to Thugs run by with a Backpack full of stolen merchandise?
ARGAHHSJAHHAJHJSH
(They just ran by and slung this bag at me)
Sal:Yeah...........I'll take that as a No
*Main Event Mafia security exit and Cryme Tyme return*
*Shad grabs the Bag from Khali*
Shad:Good Job big man
JTG:Yeah good job
ARAGAHIHAHSAJHHU
(Oh what Good Fortune I've just separated from my Old Freind and now Vishnu has seen to send me Two Brand new Ones)
JTG:Uhhhhh Wha'd he say?
Shad:I got something something Root Beer
JTG:What is with you and Root Beer?
Shad:What's wrong with Root Beer?
JTG:You bring it up in every Conversation
Shad:Your exaggerating
JTG:No I'm not I heard the Storys from My sister back when you two were dating and she said you asked if it was Ok to drink one in BED!
Shad:Oh so now it comes out This has nothing to do with Root Beer YOUR STILL PISSED ABOUT ME DATING YOUR SISTER
JTG:LIKE HELL I'M OVER THAT THIS IS ABOUT YOUR PATHOLOGICAL OBSESSION WITH ROOT BEER!
AHAHJAHKJAKSJAJOIAJKJ
(Freinds don't Argue on this Glorious day that Vishnue has Blessed me with Two brand new Freinds)
Shad:Big Ugly's talkin to ya
JTG:OH SO NOW WE BE BACK TO MAKIN JOKES ABOUT MY SISTER!Shad:No I'm talkin' bout The giant Brown,Mushmouthed Giganto Chin-.........Actually I see your point
AJHJSJDJJKJOEAOWSOAO
(Thank the Heavens for my brand New freinds Vishnu even saw fit to make them Look alike in case one of them goes down I have a Backup)
JTG:...........I just got the Feeling someone just said something racist
Shad:We'll get Hayes on Kendrick later the major Question here is what do we do with Ghanjizilla here?
JTG:I've got an Idea
*JTG walks over to a Random door*
JTG:Hey big fella can you open this?
*Mimes opening Door*
AJKAJSJIAHQJIJHJHA
(Ahh My new freinds have a Task for me Of course new Freinds)
*Khali rips the Door of it's hinges*
Shad:Yeaaaaahhh Your Right I think we can find a use for him
AIAJSIAJHSHAHDHDAIJASIJJ
(Oh what Joy to play with my New Afro-American freinds perhaps I shall get one of those Jheri Curls that they sport However I do wonder what Naki is doing now)
*Cut to Riggs and Fu Naki*
Uhhhh Mr.Naki?
Can I have my payment now?
Naki:Of course It's in the Corner
*Fu Naki gestures to a Large Box in the Corner*
Oh boy
*Riggs opens the Box to reveal a Segway*
Sweeeet
*Riggs hops on and Begins riding around the Room*
Way Awesome
*Suddenly a Antenna on the Segway starts beeping and it veers toward the Window*
What the he-
*The Segway hits a ramp and Flys out the window with Riggs onboard screaming*
*Naki turns to a Figure in the shadows with a Remote control in its hands*
Naki:You really are Evil you Know
*TAKA Michinoku steps out of the Shadows*
INDEED