THE OFFICIAL NIGHT TOUR THREAD 7pm to 6am

[Above Average]

Like I said previously - Kai en Tai reunion = awesome!

And another fun Night Tour TTS. Keep up the good work.

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*Scene opens with New Jack with a Micophone running up to Carlito*
You seen Buffer anywhere?
Last I saw he was asking where the Windows were
AWW DAMMIT
*New Jack runs off*
*Micheal Buffer sticks his head out of a Barrel*
Is he gone?
Yeah man he's gone
Thank god
How much do I owe you?
Twenty Five bucks
Twenty good?
Nah man that's not cool
Hehehe
Whats so funny Mang?
What you said
There somethin' funny about the Way I talk Mang?
No it's just what you said
So it's funny cause I got an accent mang?
Cause I talk different that's funny to you?
No it's just what you said
Oh so just because I'm not from here I'm funny to you huh?
No that's not why you were funny
So then how am I funny?
Is it because of how I dress?
Am I funny to you like a Clown? HAHA
C'mon man be Cool
Is that supposed to be a Joke?
No man it's not like that
YOUR MAKING FUN OF ME YOU LITTLE PUNK
*Carlito grabs Buffer and lifts him off the ground*
*Carlito is tapped on the Shoulder by New Jack*
Whaddyu want?
My announcer
*Brandishes Shank*
Woah Woah Woah man Be cool
Hehehe
What are you laughing about?
What you just said
What's funny about what I just said?
You making fun of my accent?
Just because I don't talk like you think it's funny?
Mang I shou-
NEED I REMIND YO ASS I GOT A SHANK?
No No man you don't we cool?
Get me a Drink and I'll think about it
What do you want?
They got any booze left?
No there still out
Gimme a Sprite then
*Carlito hurries out as New Jack helps Buffer up*
You ready to do the Announci-What's that Smell?
I Peed..........
*New Jack suddenly drops Buffer who falls on his Ass*
THAT'S JUST NASTY MAN HE AIN'T EVEN THAT SCARY
I get scared easy........Plus I'm drunk
How did you even get Booze on here?
Page drank this place Dryer than an Orton promo
I was drunk when I got on plus I found a Flask in the pool
In the pool?
Yeah....
Ho-Why-When......Never Mind I don't care
*Carlito returns and gives New Jack a can*
Heres your Seven up man
*New Jack does a Long drawn out turn of the Head and smiles at the Camera as the Scene fades to black*








*We cut to the outside of the Bus and a Bloody Carlito comes flying out the Window*

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*Disco and The Cool Connection are shown at the Bar*
So boys how should we Celebrate your Break up and Reuniting over the Space of a Week?
SS:We should Drink
RO:We should Smoke
LL:WE SHOULD THROW SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW
We have a Winner
The Girl knows how to Party
RO:Can we still drink?
Are you going to end up doing Human Trafficking for Morrison again?
RO:................Maybe
SS:I Still don't know why you did that
RO:IT WAS A WEIRD NIGHT
SS:BECAUSE WE WERE KIDNAPPING MALE WHORES FOR MORRISON
LL:Where was I for this Again?
SS:YOU WERE DOING WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING NOW
BEING QUIET
RO:WASN'T SHE ON SMACKDOWN?
SS:I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SHE WAS HERE NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE SHE WASN'T THERE?
Uhhh Guys?
All:SHUT UP
Geeeezzz
I need a Drink BARTENDER
*Chris Kanyon turns around*
Gimme a Drink
Shrimp Cocktail?
Nah I hate shrimp
WHO BETTA THEN SHRIMP COCKTAIL?!?
MARGARITA THAT'S WHO NOW GIMMME ONE
*Turns to Cool Connection*
Y'all done yet?
*Disco ducks a flying Whisky bottle*
Guess that's a No
*Turns back to Kanyon*
That drink ready yet?
*Kanyon hands Disco a Margarita*
Don't s'pose there done yet
*Disco turns just in Time to see Snuka and Ortiz brawling on the Floor as Lakisha comes flying off a table on top of both of them*
Defeinite No
Don't wanna get involved so I'll clear some chumps
*Looks to his Left and sees a Drunken Eric Bischoff*
No
*Looks Behind him and see's Chavo slumped over a Bowl of Peanuts*
Too Easy
*Turns around and See's Jack Swagger drinking some Milk*
Perfect

*Disco swaggers up To Swagger*
Hey there
Yeth?
What?
I thaid Yeth
That's some Voice ya got there
Whaddya drinking?
Milk
You afraid of Alcohol?
No I have Math
Now pleath go away
Pussy
*Disco walks over and Grabs Ortiz and Snuka by the hair and pulls them up Lin jumps on a Passing Mickie James*
Right you two listen
*Disco whispers something to Ortiz who then walks off*
Now you
*Disco whispers something to Snuka then points to Swagger Snuka nods and Disco sits down*
*Snuka walks up to Swagger's table and sits down with a Drink*
SS:Hey
Yeth?
SS:Wanna buy a Real Drink?
Mineth fine thanks
SS:My drink can make you Fly
I find that hard to believe
SS:Oh yeah?
Look over there My partners selling to another guy over there
*Swagger turns sees Ortiz walk up to an unidentified Figure he gives the Figure the Drink who swigs it then Jumps out the window and Flys next to the Bus for a While waves to Swagger then jumps right back in*
How wath that even possible?
SS:Drink up and Find out
Twenty Bucks
Deal
*Swagger hands Snuka the Twenty then swigs the Drink and jumps out the Window he then Falls to the Road nad is quickly out of Sight except for his Screams*
*Disco walks up Clapping*

Good Job

*He takes the Twenty from Snuka then hands it to the Figure*
And heres your Fee Mr.Helms
Thanks

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

*Jillian Hall is shown checking her watch with a smidge of white powder under her Nose*
Where the hell is he?

We're gonna miss the bus

Lemme ask this guy

HEY HEY YOU
*Austin Creed turns around*
What the hell do you want?

When's the bus get here?

What?

When does the bus get here?

Are you Stupid or Hig-
*Notices bloodshot eyes*
2nd one then

Your on the bus dumbass

Did you not notice this?

So when is he gonna get here?

What?

Are you special?
I said when is he gonna get here?

What the hell are you talking about?

I'll talk slow.....Wh-en is..........He gonna.............get here

I UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?!?

*Jillian suddenly Slaps Creed*

DID THAT HELP CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW!?!

*Holds face*
Ahhh What the HELL!?!?

NO THAT DIDN'T HELP ALL YOU DID WAS SLAP ME THAT DIDN'T TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOU-

*Jillian slaps him again*
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME!??

ARE YOU HAVING A BADTRIP?

YOUR FREAKING OUT

HOW THE HELL AM I FREAKING OUT YOUR THE CRAZY ONE SLAPPING ME AND SCREAMIN ?!?!

*Jillian goes to slap him again but he catches her hand so She headbutts him*

AHHHHHH FOR SNORKS SAKE

*Gingerly touches Nose*

I think you broke my nose

STOP SNORKING HITTIN' ME!!!

Hey Mang what the hell do you think your doing with My Cousin?!?

*Creed turns around to see Scott Hall flanked by Justin Credible and Stevie Ray*
Ohhhh Now hold on
I know what your thinking

Get him

*Credible and Stevie Ray start walking toward the Rapidly backpedaling Creed*

Wait hold on I can explain she just started hitting me
*Creed trips over a Passed out Colin Delaney and ends up driving his Head hard into the Kneecap of a Sitting Vin Gerard*

Ahhh Dammit sonuvabitch

Hold on a Minute mang

I know you

Your that Hobo prick that attacked us

Change of plans kick his ass

Wait now HOLD ON A MINUTE

Lemme explain myself real quick

Now you say I attacked you for no reason?

Well............YOUR RIGHT BYE SUCKERS
*Gerard runs off*

Scotty do we follow him?

No we're gonna send a Threatening Telagram OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW HIM

*Gerard runs into a Closet and Hides*

*Hall and Crew run in*

Where the Hell is he?

Spread out and look for him

*Credible opens a Random door and See's Goldust standing over a Screaming DH Smith who is tied down on top of a barrel he quickly slams the Door and Braces his back against the Door*


Justin mang you see something?

I.....I..........I don't know what the Hell I saw

You wanna Tal-

NO!

Jeez man calm down

Stevie you fin-
*Notices Stevie Ray wearing a Sombrero and Rhinestone embedded chaps*
Wha-
DON'T ASK!
What the Hell is going on here!?

Did either of you find him?
No
No

Great just great

Now we look like chumps

Lets just toss the Next guy we see

*Points at a Passing Jimmy Rave*

Him lets toss him

*The nWo hoist Rave into the Air then toss him out the window*

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

Alright so..............Everybody got the plan?
Sim:No
Ricky:No
Lin:No
HOW CAN YOU IMBECILES NOT KNOW THE PLAN?Sim:What plan? You just walked over here and said Everybody got the plan?
Lin:Uncle Disco smells like My Uncle Fred before he makes me sit on his lap
Ricky:Wait what?
Lin:I said how Drunk are you WCW Reject?
Ricky:But I heard.........................Forget it
So I didn't tell you about my Awesome plan?
Sim:No
Ricky:Frankly I'm amazed your still Upright and Speaking EnglishQue?
Lin:Spoke too soon
Hey who are you to Doubt me?
Ricky:El D-
Lin:Don't say it
Sim:Just don't Snorking say it
Ricky:I thought it was rather Clever
Lin:In 1995
Sim:Even then it was Obscure
Ummmm Hello?
Super Special Awesome Plan here
*Disco is tapped on the Shoulder*
Huh!? What? Who are you?
I'm Braden Walker and I'm gonna knock ye-
*Disco hits the Chartbuster and Dusts himself off*
If We're done with all the Ran-
Lin:What was that?
I just got the strange feeling I just made a small group of people somewhere very happy
Sim:You are so Drunk
So anyway onto my plan
Lin:Oh Yes your plan Tell us Uncle Disco what is going to be this Epic Plan of yours?
I sense Sarcasm in your voice
Ricky:What are you a Jedi now?
Huh? Lemme see *Disco looks at Lin*
Take your Top Off
*Lin slaps Disco*
Awwwwww
*Disco slaps Sim*
Sim:Awwwww what the Hell? Why'd you slap me?She slapped me
Sim:So you slap me?
YEEEESS
*Sim slaps Ricky*
Ricky:Owwwwww
*Ricky looks at Lin*
Hmmmm
*Lin slaps Ricky*
Owwwww
*Ricky slaps Disco*
Owwwww Damn
*Disco gives Ricky the Chartbuster*
Everyone happy now?
*Sim helps Ricky to his feet as Lin laughs*
Alright back to plan

See those two Asians over there?

Just watch


*Cut across the Bar*

So TAKA what exactly was your Plan again?
Well it goes like this..........
AUAHAJEDHJKAKJAJSJAJSSS
(Naki My freind it is so Good to see you)
Oh Lord not again
I thought you were rid of this Fool?
I thought so as well
Well you seen to have been Completly and Utterly wrongAAHHSUHAHUAHWHAHSHAHAH
(I truly did miss you my Small Teriyaki smelling friend)
What is he saying?
I honestly don't know I always just assumed he was singing the theme to Sanford and Son
Why Sanford and Son?
I always Hated Threes Company
AJAIJSIAIHSHAHJDHJEODFEODODEEEEE
(Now I'm confused)
Anyway you were telling me about some plan?Yes look at those Four over there
The Homosexual,Samoan,Surfer and Stripper?I Have paid a Professional to take them out
*Is Tapped on Shoulder*
I Couldn't take them out
What a Pity
Thats one helluva Professional you've got thereWell he tells good jokes at least watch
Do the Knock Knock joke
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Braden Walker and I'm gonna knock yer Brains ou-*Is Chokebombed by Khali*
AUHAHHSJHASJAJSJAJKDJKAJJSAJSJAK
(What a Delightful fellow he was yes?)
I always loved that Punchline

FOR AMERICA!
*The Disco Inferno runs in grabs TAKA by his hair and throws him out the Window*
WOO-HOO!
Sim:That was your plan?
Got the Job done didn't it?
Ricky:Well it was rather simple
Well I am drunk
*The Disco Inferno vomits on Lin Lin then Passes out*
Ricky:HA
*Lin slaps Ricky*
Owwwww
Sim:C'mon lets drag his ass on outta here
*The Cool Connection and Disco Inferno exit*
Well that was Awkward
AJASJAJJSJKJAKLJSJKAJSJAJSKASJA
(Disappointing No?)
I'm Braden Walker and I'm gonna follow you guys around for awhil-
*Is Brainchopped*

[TTS thinks this won't end well]

So once more why are we going to be with this guy Charlie?
Because no one else would take us
So we got Snorkin Finlay?
We kinda really don't have room to complain
Aye Lads enough of that do you know why I agreed to take you two?
Because Mark Henry took your family?
Which seems to happen alot around here
*Finlay punches Gordy in the Nose*
Ya wanna try again Smart Lad?
Arrgh You crazy old Midget humper that hurt
Lemme help ya up
*Finlay extends his hand to Jesse who takes it he then twists the Hand behind Jesses back then slams his face into the ground*
So are you just gonna kick his ass all night?
Ayup if he keeps acting smart
FOR SNORKS SAKE HELP ME HE'S BREAKING MY ARM
Yeah I like my hand in one not Eight pieces
Smart Lad
HELP ME!
Ya ready to stop bein such a smart arse?
FINE JUST GET OFF ME!
*Finlay allows Jesse up*
Alright lads heres the plan
Ya see that Tubbo over there?
*Finlay points at Manu across the room*
He's the Mark
So he'-
Finish that joke and I'll shove your hand up your arse
Point taken
First yer gonna distact him Jesse then Charlie's gonna folow the two of ya over too the window and push him out
This plan does not sound very good.........
I'll be waiting over here if you two need any help
So wait.........we're gonna go try and jump the Samoan fellow over there with the Tattoos while you sit here doing nothing?
I'll be drinking Pina Coladas but essentially yeah
We're doing this why?
Because I get violent when I drink
Point taken lets go

*Across the bar Manu is staring out the window crying*
Sniff why didn't they like me?
Its not my fault the T-Shirt didn't fit
Hi there
Yeah? whaddya want?
Uhhhh ya wanna play Rock Paper Scissors?
In Samoa its called Coconut,Crab and Sand
Thats fascinating why don't you tell me more while you stand a little closer to the window
*Charlie Haas suddenly runs in and bounces off Manu when he tries to get up Manu kicks him in the face then turns to Jesse*
Uhhhhhhhhh....................
LOOK OUT FOR THAT MUGGER!
*Manu grabs Jesse by the throat and lifts him up*
Urrrgghhh BACK UP BACK UP
*Finlay walks in*
Excuse me laddie would ya mind putting him down?
*Manu puts Jesse down*
Thank you
*Finlay raises his hand into the air*
Now look up here
*As soon as Manu looks up Finlay grabs Jesse by the Hair and slams his head into Manus throat*
There now I've done the hard part now you two screw ups just got to get this Two hundred pound sack of twinkies out the window
Can't you just hel-
No
But..
I said no
Alright fine
*Jesse and Haas lift Manu on there shoulders then get him up next to the window then drop him*
I've got an idea
*Haas comes back over with a Forklift and pushes Manu out*