Post by Modster B Natural on May 7, 2021 23:10:29 GMT -5
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! With Wrestlemania just around the corner, everyone is jockeying for position, looking for any sort of advantage. How will things play out tonight… let’s find out!
Kyo Dai vs Kung Fu Thrillas
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Akio lands a flying moonsault on Funaki, Tatsu rushed over and drop kicks Haas off the mat as Akio goes for the cover.
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Here are your winners… Kyo Dai!
Reflections of a person I didn't want to become
A Glare of a future where I can't run
There is no moon, there is no sun
Only pain coming from one
Blood puring down my face
Loss after loss has turned me into a disgrace
But once i'm finally put in my place
Everyone will see how defeat tastes...
The Truth Shall Set You Free....
*The camera pans out to reveal Ezekiel wearing a suit and specs.*
So Ezekiel, I guess I have to ask...Whats with the change?
Ever since that whole Remnants thing ended I've had trouble making any sort of impact here on Smackdown. So I decided to revitalise my life, change everything you people thought you knew about me. So henceforth I shall wear a suit when not wrestling, because as everyone knows: the key to success is looking good.
*Zeke flashes a smile to the camera and his teeth sparkle.*
Secondly I have decided to become an expatriate of my native Guyana, South America. I have decided to become a real American so I'm now living in the greatest city in America: New Brunswick, New Jersey!
Now along with looking great and living in paradise I still need to be intimidating in the ring. This is why I've officially changed my name by deed poll to 'Big Zeke'. Because when people hear Big Zeke they know they're going mano e mano with a MONSTER!
Umm...Mr. Zeke why are you telling us this?
Because I assume the WCWWE Universe would like to find out all about their next United States Champion! Tonight is a clean slate. Ezekiel Jackson, member of The Remnants and Spanky's big black henchman never existed.
Big Zeke: the stylish, sexy New Jerseyan with a hot girlfriend is who you'll know me as from now on.
girlfriend?
Well a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell but...long story short I'm doing Eve Torres.
Well that's great. Thankyou for your time Big Zeke
No, thankyou for interviewing a Real American. It's been a pleasure.
Ezekial vs. R-Truth
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R-Truth kicks Zeke in the gut… then bounces off the ropes to deliver the ax kick… but Zeke catches him with a devastating clothesline! He picks Truth up… Dominator!
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Here is your winner… Big Zeke!
Tonight is a big night for you people tonight is the return of the highest rated segment in Smackdown history tonight I host the VIP Lounge with one half of my challengers at Wrestlemania
HEATH SLATER!
*Heaths Music*
Hi Montel, look time no see. How's it...
Well Heath how's it feel to be in the big time?
Not too long ago you were probably sharing a mop closet with Jimmy Wang Yang and Mike Chioda inhaling your own suck
Now your in the VIP Lounge on the way to Wrestlemania
Well, it feels good. Me and Mark have been on a roll since we united, and its a dream come true. In fact, Me and Mark have such great chemistry between us, its much better than me and you did! But seriously, Montel, I'm glad you defeated Miz and Morrison last week. Its an honour to face you, and I'm sure that Me and Mark... you and Striker, will steal the show come Wrestlemania.
Well one half of that equation is a given but yes I must agree that I'm sure everybody was thankful we beat Miz and Morrison
You know your a good man Heath going in to Wrestlemania in a match you know you can't possibly win but here you are smiling and taking it all in stride
Listen here Montel. I respect you for how you mentor me in the past, but underestimate me and Henry at your will. Because come Wrestlemania, Montel, there will be new Unified Tag Team Champions, they'll be called the Wig Splitters!
Have they drug tested you recently?
Why? What are you suggesting?
That you must be high off your gourd
You know, Montel, I wouldn't be so cocky when I've got the World's Strongest Man in my corner and you have a kindergarten teacher in yours.
But the Kindergarten Teacher is the Unified Tag Champion
While the Worlds Strongest Man is reduced to teaming with you
You know what MVP, if you want to think that. Think that. Think that when you get to Wrestlemania. Because when I beat you 1,2,3. Just because your mentor. Just because you were my mentor doesn't mean I won't try and knock you out.
Or better yet, I'm sure Mark won't have any trouble splitting your wig.
*While Slater's in MVP's face Striker climbs into the ring without him noticing and smashes Slater in the back of the head with the Smackdown tag title they then lie all the Tag Titles on the ground and pick Slater up and set hit him up for a Double Arm Trap Neckbreaker but HERE COMES MARK HENRY he shoves both of them off of Slater and catches MVP with a HUGE Back Body Drop when he tries to stop him Striker pulls the writhing MVP out of the ring as Henry helps Slater too his feet*
But tonight, I get to face this guy...
*Masters pulls out a Carlito puppet*
Hey look, its Carlito, that apple-spitting rogue with the crazy hair! Do you have any comments regarding your upcoming bout with Chris Masters?
"Yeah. He's not cool. Carlito carried him when we were tag partners, and tonight Carlito is gonna beat him, and then spit apple in his face!"
Wrong answer.
*Masters destroys the puppet. He turns on a stereo which blasts some old school Metallica.*
I am the Master of Puppets in the WCWWE, and I will control this company soon enough. One person at a time, one victory at a time, until I sit on the top of the mountain. My name is Chris Masters, and I am the future. Start getting used to it.
Chris Masters vs. Carlito
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Masters locks in the Master “of puppets” lock and starts swinging him around… Carlito quickly gives up!
Here is your winner… Chris Masters!
*Layla makes her way down to the ring with Mickie James by her side once again.*
You know what? It's weird! Last week I came out here and I tried to make a statement to Stephanie McMahon that I, the premier diva, should be showcased here on Smackdown! But... once again I find myself at a loose end. No match for me!
Stephanie, you should be giving me opportunities to get prepared for WrestleMania. As the top diva on this brand it is imperative that I am in peak physical conditioning for the Cash in the Vault match. I'm going to have to go through eleve... well.. ten other divas. Because I know my newest BFF Mickie will help me out!
*Mickie smiles at Layla and shrugs her shoulders.*
So... just like last week, I'm going to take charge of this show! I'm officially issuing another open challenge! Eve, you can answer again if you want, but after last week... maybe it'd be best to give someone else a turn sweetie!
*Layla and Mickie wait in the ring.*
Layla vs Gail Kim
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Here is your winner… Layla!
Layla took full advantage there, attacking Gail before the opening bell. Looks like it paid off for her in the end. We’ll be back after a short word from our sponsor.
*During the break*
*The bella twins are shown running down to ringside and attacking Layla while she was Celebrating. Brie Bella lifts Layla up in an electric chair, then drops her down as Nikki grabs her head and drives her face first into the mat. A super face-buster!
Both the Bellas stand over the prone Layla mocking her*
*Christian comes down to the ring*
Well Miz, Morrison, I told you I'd be here. And unlike you it isn't gonna be a backstage sneak attack. You wonder why I cost you the tag title last week? Well it's simple.
I could have just sat back an let see what happened. Hell, I was backstage anyway, I could have given you a helping hand. But the fact is you don't deserve the tag team titles. You two are cocky, brash, arrogant. I lot of ways you're like I was once upon a time. But the difference is that I never completely disrespected my opponents. I never spit in the face of what went before me.
And it all goes back to me bumping into you in that hallway. If you'd been looking where you were going we might not have had a problem. I might have ignored you. But you got my attention. And you continued to get my attention until I felt you needed to be taken down a peg. And that will be done at Wrestlemania.
So what's it gonna be? Come on, you've had nearly a week to decide. Yes or no?
John Morrison and The Miz appear on the TitanTron.
Well, Miz. It looks like we've been put on the spot yet again.
After months and months of running his mouth, Christian has finally decided to man up and challenge us to a match.
And not just any match. Oh no. This match is special. Because this match will see us, the 7-time World Tag Champions, beating the living hell out of Christian and whatever poor sap he found to team with him, on the grandest stage of them all...
WrestleMania.
Christian knew that he couldn't make it to WrestleMania through fair means. That's why Raw's former General Manager Bret Hart never gave him a Money in the Bank Qualifier, and why he won't get one either.
He couldn't win a title... He couldn't become #1 contender for a title. He couldn't do anything fair and square. So instead he takes it upon himself to screw over the greatest tag team of the 21st century. He chose to screw us over last week on Smackdown! when we had our last chance to become Unified Tag Team Champions... That son of a bitch...
WE HAD THOSE TITLES WON JOHN!
I know Miz. I know. But look at it this way. If we had won the match, we wouldn't get the chance to kick Christian's ass at WrestleMania.
You know, he says he has a partner, but really, who would want to team with him? Every partner he's ever had has kicked him to the curb. And his last attempt at a tag team run? Pathetic.
Seriously, Tampa Vice? What was that all about, Miz?
When you're playing second fiddle to Santino Marella... well... that's got to be rock bottom right?
Good point. But the fact remains, we have been challenged by the so-called Captain Charisma. Do we accept this challenge, and thoroughly embarrass him in front of millions? Or do we show mercy and opt not to go Chuck Norris on his sorry ass? It's a tough decision.
The poor guy has put in so much effort to get our attention, it really would be the ultimate slap in the face if we ignored him right?
But then again... all the title shots are filled up for Mania. We can't go after the Tag belts... the World belt... OR the US title... AND all the Money in the Bank spots for Smackdown have been filled...
What easier Mania payday can there possibly be than the Miz and John Morrison beating the hell out of Captain Charisma Vaccuum...
Okay. Many topics of discussion there.
First of all, Bret Hart offered me a Money in the Bank Qualifier last week but I turned him down. It wasn't an easy decision but truth be told I'd rather just kick the crap out of you two.
And you bring up Tampa Vice. Come on, that was a cheap shot. We all do things we regret. Like that time Miz woke up in Tijuana with a donkey or, for example, what does the name Joey Mercury mean to you, John? Hell I remember when you were hanging out with Melina and she was more over than you! I dunno, do you still regret ditching her for your mirror? But you seem to have found a new companion in The Miz there so it's all good.
Anyway, all of this is irrelivent because unless I'm mistaken, you just accepted my little challenge. But I'm not sure, it's kinda hard to hear you from all the way back there. So why don't you come out here and tell be to my face.
Miz and Morrison look at each other, smile, and head out to the ring. Christian leans against the ropes, waiting.
Miz and Morrison emerge from the back to a loud chorus of boos.
Well there you are. Now like I said, I couldn't hear you so well from out here but I'm betting it was something like "Blah, blah, blah, awesome. Blah, Blah, blah, jealous. Blah, blah, blah, we're gonna get our asses kicked at Wrestlemania!" Well you probably didn't say that last one but you should have.
Look, enough is enough Christian. We've all had our fun, now let's just cut to the chase. Who is it? Who's this all-powerful partner that you've supposedly got?
The Goon? The Gobbledy Gooker? Kwang? Doink the Clown? What epic tag team partner have you pulled out of your ass!?
All in good time. I just want to make sure you don't back out. Because that's where arrogance get's you. It leads you into fights you can't win.
Hmm, interesting. Maybe you oughta practice what you preach, Cap. Because I'm lookin' around and I see myself and Miz, two of us, but then I look in the ring and, I only see one of you.
And last I checked, 2 is greater than 1. And the greatest tag team of the century is CERTAINLY better than YOU. Where's your partner Christian? Where is he? Well... all I know is you're all alone right now, so if I were you I'd get ready for yet another beatdown courtesy of John Morrison and The Miz!
Miz and Morrison surround Christian. Christian gets into a fighting stance but he's outnumbered and he knows it. Just when things are looking bad for Captain Charisma...
Miz and Morrison are shocked by the sudden appearance of Edge. The distraction allows Christian to grab Morrison and hit the Killswitch. The Miz attacks Christian sees Edge sliding into the ring out of the corner of his eye. The Miz turns only to eat a spear. Miz and Morrison manage to roll out of the ring leaving the reunited Edge and Christian standing tall.
2nd City Saints vs. Miz/Morrison
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Colt hits the 720 DDT on Morrison and goes for the cover…
Miz with the quick save!
Colt gets up to his feet looking rather frustrated. He walks over to his corner and tags Punk in… Punk hops the top rope and measures Morrison up for the GtS!... but Colt spins punk around… Colt 45! What is he doing!? Colt just attacked his own partner! And now he’s leaving!
Morrison looks over and see punk laid out on the mat.. He drags punk over to the ropes… Starship Pain!
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Here are your winners… Miz and Morrison!
In case you just missed it, Colt Cabana just turned on his life long friend and tag team partner, CM Punk. I am also being told that there is a big announcement next week concerning the United States title match at Wrestlemania. Be sure to tune in next week as this story unfolds!
MVP/Striker vs. Finlay/Hornswoggle
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Striker nails the golden rule on Finlay and goes for the cover… MVP rushes over and hits a players boot on hornswaggle as he was trying to enter the ring.
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Here are your winners… MVP and Matt Striker!
Main Event
Triple H/Dolph Ziggler vs. HBK/Knox
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Triple H has been in the ring for a long time… HBK and Knox have been keeping him in their corner trading out with frequent tags.
Knox has Triple H up… KNOX OUT! Cover!
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Dolph with the save! Knox tags out to HBK, HBK quickly comes over and starts working over Triple H’s leg. Sharpshooter!
Triple H is in agony! He almost taps… but no! He starts reaching for the ropes… but before he can get there… Knox comes in and boots him in the head. Dolph tries to run in to help, but the ref stops him. HBK tags out to Knox.
Knox comes charging in and elbow drops HHH in the back. But then the ref stops him… he’s saying he didn’t see the tag! He’s forcing Knox out! HBK and Knox argue with the ref… Triple H starts getting to his feet…
HBK quickly gets in and rushes over… SPINEBUSTER BY TRIPLE H! Both men are down!
They both begin to stir and start making their way to their corners. Dolph is going nuts… he wants the hot tag! Triple H is closer to his corner than Shawn is! He’s going to make it!!
Its John Cena! Dolph look up the entryway as John Cena walks out… and he’s dragging someone else out with him… Michelle McCool! Cena has her arm twisted behind her back. She can’t get away!
Dolph drops to the floor and runs up the ramp just as Triple H reaches the corner. Triple H watches Dolph run up the ramp towards Cena… who pushes McCool into him as he approaches, causing Dolph to stop and catch her as Cena quickly exits.
Triple H turns around to be met with a bicycle from Knox! Knox picks him up quickly… ANOTHER KNOX OUT! Dolph tries to make his way back to help out his partner!
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Dolph was too late!
Here are your winners… HBK and Mike Knox!
*Dolph slides back outside the ring and pulls Triple H out as well. He and McCool head to the back together as Triple H staggers back to his feet. HBK and Knox celebrate in the ring as the show comes to a close*
Triple H/Dolph Ziggler vs. HBK/Knox
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Triple H has been in the ring for a long time… HBK and Knox have been keeping him in their corner trading out with frequent tags.
Knox has Triple H up… KNOX OUT! Cover!
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Dolph with the save! Knox tags out to HBK, HBK quickly comes over and starts working over Triple H’s leg. Sharpshooter!
Triple H is in agony! He almost taps… but no! He starts reaching for the ropes… but before he can get there… Knox comes in and boots him in the head. Dolph tries to run in to help, but the ref stops him. HBK tags out to Knox.
Knox comes charging in and elbow drops HHH in the back. But then the ref stops him… he’s saying he didn’t see the tag! He’s forcing Knox out! HBK and Knox argue with the ref… Triple H starts getting to his feet…
HBK quickly gets in and rushes over… SPINEBUSTER BY TRIPLE H! Both men are down!
They both begin to stir and start making their way to their corners. Dolph is going nuts… he wants the hot tag! Triple H is closer to his corner than Shawn is! He’s going to make it!!
Its John Cena! Dolph look up the entryway as John Cena walks out… and he’s dragging someone else out with him… Michelle McCool! Cena has her arm twisted behind her back. She can’t get away!
Dolph drops to the floor and runs up the ramp just as Triple H reaches the corner. Triple H watches Dolph run up the ramp towards Cena… who pushes McCool into him as he approaches, causing Dolph to stop and catch her as Cena quickly exits.
Triple H turns around to be met with a bicycle from Knox! Knox picks him up quickly… ANOTHER KNOX OUT! Dolph tries to make his way back to help out his partner!
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Dolph was too late!
Here are your winners… HBK and Mike Knox!
*Dolph slides back outside the ring and pulls Triple H out as well. He and McCool head to the back together as Triple H staggers back to his feet. HBK and Knox celebrate in the ring as the show comes to a close*