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Mar 4, 2010 16:30:15 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Fight Club opens in William Regal’s office.Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Last week, I promised to address the number one contendership for the Intercontinental Championship. Now, it has been 8 years since the championship has been defended at the biggest show of the year. And the last time it was defended, I was the defending champion. So with that in mind, I am proud to announce that at WrestleMania, Cody Rhodes will defend his title against none other than…
Drew McIntyre! Congratulations, lad! You deserve this chance!
And now, I urge you all to enjoy the show.
We cut to ringside.
Abe: Welcome to Fight Club. Abraham Washington here, along with Wade Barrett.
Barrett: T’night folks, the FTW Championship will be on the line in our main event! Low Ki challenge’s Ray Geezy!
Abe: We’ll also decide the second Fight Club entrant in Money in the Bank at WrestleMania. But speaking of WrestleMania, how about that huge announcement made at the top of the show?
Barrett: We now know that Cody Rhodes will defend the Intercontinental title against Drew McIntyre on the grandest stage of them all!
Abe: But there’s one man who can’t be happy about that and his name is Bryan Danielson. We’ll see Bryan in action later tonight, when he battles the WCWWE World Champion John Cena!
Barrett: We’ll be right back with our opening match.
Mar 4, 2010 16:32:58 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
We see Evan Bourne backstage.Hey guys, Evan Bourne In The USA here, and its no secret garden that tonight is a very important night for me, as I embark on the thunder road towards Money In The Bank!
I'm about to take part in a triple threat match against two interesting opponents, to say the very least. First off you have Goldust, a veteren to be sure, but also a guy who lately seems to be allergic to success. Tonight I shall overcome the supposed "Bizarre One", because his glory days are long gone.
Then there's Josh Mathews, who I guess got bored of being a mediocre commentator, and wants to try his hand at wrestling now. He seems to have a hungry heart for sure, but its all gonna lead to radio nowhere, because instead of realising his 'Mania dream, he'll be staring at the lights once he's felt the Shooting Star Press. Both of you guys can try and stop me, but I'm gonna prove once again that I'm tougher than the rest.
I'm Evan Bourne, and I was indeed Bourne To Run...rings around the competition here in WCWWE, earn my spot in Money In The Bank, and take one step up towards becoming the champion of the world!
Mar 4, 2010 16:35:15 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
BackstageThe New Era of WCWWE is upon you. And its 3 matches away. That's all it will take. When I defeat my opponents tonight, I shall be in the Money In The Bank match. Then, at Wrestlemania, I shall win that match to gain a contract to win a World Championship title shot whenever I want to. And, Ziggler, Cena, I'll tell you when Josh Matthews will cash in his opportunity. Just imagine, you've just had one amazing match at Wrestlemania, one the likes never seen, and your celebrating your heart out. Pyros goes off as the crowd goes wild. Then...
I come out. And turn your perfect dream come true, into your worst nightmare. Wrestlemania will be the night that WCWWE gets its World Champion it deserves.
But tonight, I need to overcome barrier no.1. And that Barrier is the duo of Evan Bourne and Goldust. Just two more wrestlers who occupied my spot on this god forsaken roster for two long. I've always been denied what I've deserved, and who's been holding my spot whilst this has been happening? A gold painted freak and goofy looking dwarf. These two have wasted WCWWE time, the fans time and perhaps more importantly, my time. But now that the New Era is here, there is no more time wasting.
Mar 4, 2010 16:37:48 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is a Triple Threat match, and it is a Money in the Bank qualifying match!Howard: Introducing first, Josh Mathews!
Next, accompanied by Shad Gaspard, he is one half of Gold is the Word, Goldust!
Howard: And, Evan Bourne!
Abe: Well, Wade, there ya go. Who do ya like in this one?
Barrett: Y’know Abe, it’s hard to say. All three are tremendous athletes, but only one can win. It really is a huge opportunity-
Abe: I just asked you who do you think will win.
Wade: Oh. Well in that case, I pick the guy in the gold makeup.
Abe: …..Uh-huh.
Money in the Bank Qualifier: Josh Mathews V. Goldust V. Evan Bourne
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Josh hit’s a twisting moonsault to Goldust! Cover!
1!
2!
Bourne breaks it up!
He sets Josh up for a suplex, but Mathews reverses it! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Josh hit’s the ropes, but Goldust catches him by surprise with a lariat! He goes for the Curtain Call, but Bourne nails him with a step up heel kick! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Evan Bourne!
Abe: Evan Bourne has just qualified for Money in the Bank!
Barrett: Well, I hope he’s ready for a match like that.
Abe: Didn’t ya hear? He’s Bourne to fly!
Barrett: …..Right. We’ll be right back, folks.
Mar 4, 2010 16:54:32 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
We see Joey Styles running along backstage, obviously having spotted someone roaming in the back.Katie Lea! Katie Lea!
He runs up to Katie who is sat in a chair watching the show on the monitor.
Katie, I need to talk to you.
No you don't Joey.
Okay well... I want to talk to you! I need an exclusive!
I think I know where this is going.
Why did you kiss Alicia Fox last week on The Fight Club?
Ah, how predictable.
Well, why?
*Sigh* You know what? It's really NONE of your business. Absolutely none. I don't have to explain myself to you, I don't have to explain myself to the WCWWE Universe, I don't have to explain myself to anyone with the exception of Alicia. Alicia said she'd be here next week, so you can sit and watch on your monitor because I'm going to go out to that ring and call her out next Thursday so that I can talk to her. Okay?
Now, get out of my sight Joey before I shove that microphone where the sun doesn't shine ie. up your arse.
Joey quickly scurries away and Katie turns back to look at the monitor. Out of the corner of her eye she can see Skip Sheffield and Rey Mysterio talking and looking over at her. Katie rolls her eyes and goes back to staring directly at the television monitor as her eyes start to fill up with tears.
Mar 4, 2010 16:56:40 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Justin Gabriel!
Gabriel runs down to the ring and grabs the mic.
Hang on a sec, Howie! It’s “The Life of the Party” Justin Gabriel!
Drewskie, you wanna talk about ending my party? Well buddy, prepare to have your party crashed!
Now hit my music!
Gabriel’s music starts up.
Mar 4, 2010 16:58:08 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Gabriel is dancing to his music in the ring…Howard: And his opponent, Drew McIntyre!
Abe: Here comes the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship, walking with a purpose!
Barrett: He has vowed to end Justin Gabriel’s party here tonight!
Drew enters and grabs the mic.
So it seems congratulations are in order. William Regal finally saw sense and decided to grant me a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. That's too bad for Bryan Danielson but you know what? Respect gets you nowhere. So as of right now, I don't care. I don't care what you think, I don't care what anyone in the back thinks, I don't care what Abe and Wade think, I don't care what William Regal thinks.
Now that brings me to the current champion, Cody Rhodes. I notice last week that your attention was all on Danielson. And you overlooked me. You may be the son of the American Dream, Cody, but you are looking at the Perpetual Nightmare. Because I lock in my little hold will feel like the pain lasts forever.
Now finally my opponent, Justin Gabriel. Appparently you like to party. Well I hope you enjoyed having fun Justin. Because this party's over!
Justin Gabriel V. Drew McIntyre
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Gabriel hit’s a clothesline, then climbs to the top rope. But instead of diving onto Drew, he starts dancing.
Abe: What is he doing? He could have Drew beat!
Drew runs over and crotches Gabriel on the top turnbuckle, then climbs up and superplex’s him!
Barrett: Gabriel’s showmanship has proven costly tonight!
Drew pulls Gabriel up and hit’s the Scot Drop! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Drew McIntyre!
Abe: And the number one contender looking strong here on Fight Club.
Barrett: If I were Cody Rhodes, I’d be worried right about now.
Abe: We’ll be right back.
Mar 4, 2010 17:09:19 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Regal's Office**OS* Regal!
Yes? Come in.
*Geezy comes storming in*
Would you like to explain to me what happened to Luke?
....Luke?
*Yells* F-Plus! What did you do to my partner?!?
Just relax, Ray. I didn't do anything to Mr. Plus. He came to me.
*Geezy paces around the room*
*Sigh* What do you mean he came to you?
He came to me, saying that he was tired of being in your shadow. He said he wanted a chance to shine on his own. I simply provided him with a solution to his problem.
He...He said that?
I'm afraid he did, my boy.
Thats impossible though....I gave my heart for him....
Well, apparently that wasn't enough. He seemed rather jealous that you're the FTW Champion and that you're competing in the Money in the Bank match. But... I wouldn't worry too much about it.
After all, it's as if you didn't earn the title. Or the spot at WrestleMania.
You are the star of the team, aren't you?
*Laughs*
Well, yeah....I guess you could say that....
After all, Shawn always has a WrestleMania moment. What did Marty ever do?
Gave Us Lief Cassidy?
*Both Laugh*
I guess your right, and I can see why he feels he's in my shadow, after all *pats title* I am the first FTW champion
Well, about that. Since you did defeat F-Plus for that title, and he never recieved a proper rematch, and since I'm sure you would like a little revenge for last week, what would you say if I added Mr. Plus to tonight's match, and made it a 3-way dance?
You know, that sounds like a good idea. Thank you Mr. Regal
*Starts Walking Out*
Considering we never see eye to eye often, you're an alright guy
Ray exits the office as Regal smirks.
Abe: How about that, Wade? F-Plus added to tonight's FTW Championship match!
Barrett: An already volatile situation has just reached the boiling point, Abe! I can't wait!
Abe: We'll be right back with more Fight Club!
Mar 4, 2010 17:11:11 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Santino is backstage warming up, Chavo walks up.Hey, boss.
Ah, Chavo, I wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight against Ted, because the one of you who fails will be deat with.
Don't you worry, boss, I'll prove myself tonight.
Ted walks into frame.
Hello, Chavo, I heard you say you were going to prove yourself against me.
Well, Let me tell you right now that you will prove yourself, you will prove just how much of a failure you really are.
Hey, cut it out, the both of you, I have a match to prepare for.
Chavo and Ted glare angrily at each other for a moment, then leave in opposite directions.
Mar 4, 2010 17:13:47 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is a loser leaves the Clan match!Howard: Introducing first, Ted DiBiase!
Howard: And his opponent, Chavo Guerrero!
Abe: Well, last week Jack Swagger saved his spot by defeating these two in a threeway dance. Now tonight, it’s down to two.
Barrett: One will stay, and the other will not. High stakes here, folks.
Ted DiBiase V. Chavo Guerrero
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Chavo goes for the 3 Amigos, Uno, Dos, Ted blocks Tres and hit's Dream Street! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Ted DiBiase!
Abe: And there ya have it! Ted stays, Chavo's out!
Barrett: How unfortunate for Chavo. After such a promising 2009, 2010 get's off to such a poor start.
Abe: That's how it goes sometimes. We'll be right back.
Mar 4, 2010 17:24:27 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Dolph Ziggler is in the back in his ring gear, behind him is Michelle McCool massaging his shoulders.*Did you hear Cena last night? He seems pretty focused. And he's on quite a roll here lately. I mean, yea... I won the Royal Rumble... and I've been on a winning streak ever since... but he hasn't lost all year!
*McCool stops and thinks*
Not lost all year? Is he on something? He lost the Royal Rumble match, the same Royal Rumble match that you went on to win. And come to think of it, he lost last week right here on ECW!
Yea, but he wasn't pinned! Same difference... right?
Um... no... Besides, all of that doesn't matter... there's no way you'll be able to beat the all-mighty John Cena
*Dolph sighs* You did it again... *Pulls out a script, shows it to McCool and points to it and reads* You're suppose to say "there's no way he'll be able to be the all-mighty Dolph Ziggler"
Son of a... ok lets try it again.
No, that's all right. We'll just go with it. Hopefully noone will notice.
*McCool goes back to massaging Dolph's shoulders*
So, who am I facing tonight?
I don't think you are on the card.
What?
You don't have a match. I have one coming up in a few minutes tho.
*Dolph quickly jumps up*
Then why are you massaging MY shoulders!? Sit down!
*McCool sits down and Dolph begins massaging her shoulders*
I know I’m #1 contender and all, but I'm not oblivious to the fact that you have a career as well! Who do you think I am? Lance Hoyt?
*Enjoying the massage* Mmmm... no, I didn't think that at all.
Good... So, tonight, you're going to go out there and get the 'W', then we'll go out and see the sights! I hear that there is this little local place that carries an item named the "Triple Bypass Cheeseburger!" Sounds fantastic! And if you win... it'll be my treat!
Ummm...
*Stagehand comes up*
Miss McCool... you're on...
Ok... time to go...
*Dolph puts on his shades and leads McCool off scene*
Mar 4, 2010 17:28:07 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is a Divas fatal 4-way match!Howard: Introducing first, accompanied by Dolph Ziggler, Michelle McCool!
Howard: Next, Rosa Mendes!
And Teresa Matheson and Tiffany, The TnT Bunnies!
Abe: And there they are. The four lovely Divas who will be representing The Fight Club in the Cash in the Vault match at WrestleMania.
Barrett: It’s quite the coincidence that their all facing each other then, isn’t it?
Abe: ………
Michelle McCool V. Rosa Mendes V. Teresa Matheson V. Tiffany
First to 3, 10 minutes
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McCool whips Teresa into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a tilt awhirl slam! Cover!
1!
2!
Tiffany pulls her off and tosses her from the ring!
Rosa charges at Tiffany, but Tiffany drop toehold’s her, then set’s her up for a suplex. Teresa runs over and the Bunnies double suplex Rosa! Tiffany celebrates, but Teresa rolls her up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Tiffany get’s in Teresa’s face, but Teresa shoves her back! Tiffany tackles her to the mat and the two roll around!
Barrett: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Abe: …..Easy there, fella.
McCool rolls back in and pulls both Bunnies up by the hair. They kick her in the gut and charge with a double clothesline, but Michelle ducks! She grabs Tiffany and tosses her to the floor, then grabs Teresa and hit’s the FaithBreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Michelle McCool!
Abe: Michelle McCool picking up some momentum heading towards WrestleMania!
Barrett: And Dolph Ziggler has to be pleased with the results.
Ziggler picks Michelle up on his shoulders and parades her around the ring.
Abe: I’d say so, yes.
Barrett: We’ll be right back, folks.
Mar 4, 2010 17:41:40 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Sheamus makes his way to the ring he gets in the ring and grabs a mic.*
Now last week I warned Jtg not to screw me in my match last week and guess what he did? HE BETRAYED ME!!!!! Now Jtg is not here tonight and that may be a good thing for him because he's a little scardy cat. He better not show up here tonight or any other night until I get drafted if I get drafted that is.JTG if i see you anywhere during now up until the draft I will tear you apart. I am now by my.....
JTG theme but nobody comes out,and sheamus looks tot he ramp,JTG suddenly appears from behind,probaly coming from the crowd,and knocks sheamus over the head with his arm,and pushing him out fo the ring and hits sheamus in the head with his elbow,and keeps hitting him fron behind with punches
*Sheamus is able to roll and punch Jtg ad pushes him off and gets up and nails a few punches of his own*
JTG quickly finds a chance,punchs Shemaus one more time,this time followed by a clotheslime that drops sheamus to outside of the ring.JTG then picks the microphone that was dropped by Sheamus
Yo yo yo Sheamus!.I Betrayed you?Well not thats nonsense!Dont blame me because you are a LOOOSER!Now now,you made a great enemy!You wont get away by that,yo hear me ?
*Sheamus gets up on the apron staring at Jtg then shakes his head jumps off the apron and heads to the back*
Whats the deal?I tought you would tear me apart Sheamus?Well if you gonna be like that alright,but we WILL face at some point Sheamus,you remember that!
*Sheamus continues to walk as*
William Regal walks out on stage.
That will be enough. If you two are hellbent on destroying each other, that is perfectly fine with me. But we have rules on this show that will be adhered to. JTG, you violated one of thos rules. It is strictly forbidden for any member of the Fight Club roster to enter the crowd area for any reason. Therefore, effective immediately, you are suspended from this show. It's a pity too. You could be a real asset to this show, but you just don't learn, do you? Security, will you please come out here and escort this hoodlum from my arena?
JTG starts to yell,with a angry loook at his face
Oh c'mon you cant do it!This is unfair,do you even have any proof i came from the crowd?From what i saw at the titantorn,there was no sign of me coming from it!
You see, that's the beauty of it. I don't have to be fair! I'm the General Manager!
This is ridiculous ,man!You may be GM but thta doesnt mean you will get away with it,Frilly-Billy
Woah woah woah Reagal before You order JTG out of here.Let me propose something me vs JTG I don't care if it's at wrestlemania or not but the loser of that match is suspended for a month unless at the draft he gets drafted
Hmm, that's very interesting. So interesting that I will allow this match to happen! JTG, you are not suspended yet. However, you do have the rest of the night off. Security, get him out of here.
Security starts to lead JTG up the ramp...
Abe: It's Stone Cold!
Barrett: What is he doing out here?!
Austin stomps down to the ring.
Mr. Austin. I am warning you. If you are here to make any trouble, I'll-
What?!
Steve.
Aw relax, Willie! Stone Cold's just playin' with ya! But I did want to talk to you. You wanna explain to Stone Cold why he received a letter in the mail last week, tellin' him he's bein' fined $5,000 for drinkin' some beer?
Well Steve, it's quite simple. I do not allow the consumption of alcohol during my programming. And since you are not actually a member of the Fight Club roster, I can't suspend you.
Hold up. Fight Club? You named this show after some stupid movie? Really?
Never mind that though. You're tellin' Stone Cold that if he comes out here on Fight Club and decides to have a beer bash, he's gonna get fined $5,000? Is that what you're sayin'?
Yes Steve. That's exactly what I am saying.
Well Willie, I've got something to say to you. Ya speak sign language?
Austin flips Regal off. Sheamus pounces on Austin and begins pummeling him on the mat as Regal rolls to the outside. Sheamus pounds Austin a bit more, then steps back. As Austin get's to his feet, Sheamus measures him, Bicycle- NO! He missed!! Austin spins Sheamus around and nails him with some punches, before flipping him off and delivering the Stunner!
Abe: Stunner! Stunner by Stone Cold! Stone Cold with the Stunner to Sheamus!
Austin calls for some beers.
Barrett: Well. Stone Cold doesn't seem intimidated by William Regal in the least.
Abe: No Wade, he doesn't. But if I know Regal, he will not take this lying down.
Wade: Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back.
Mar 4, 2010 17:46:46 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is an inter-gender contest, set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, The Don Santino Marella!
Howard: And his opponent, representing Raw, Natalya!
Barrett: Well, I hope this young lady knows what she’s getting herself into. I mean, she’s not facing a fellow Diva here. She’s fighting a man, man!
Abe: Wade, she beat Ezekiel Jackson on Smackdown last week.
Barrett: Really?
Abe: Yep.
Barrett: Oh. Never mind then.
Santino Marella V. Natalya
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Santino shoots Natalya into the ropes, but as he ducks his head for a back body drop, she stops and kick's him in the face! Clothesline by Natalya, cover!
1!
2!
Santino throws her off!
Natalya throws some punches, but Santino grabs her fist and forces her to the mat. He then drags her by the hair over to the ropes and starts choking her! The ref tries to step in and break it up.
"1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
That's it, ring the bell!"
Howard: Here is your winner by disqualification, Natalya!
Santino continues to choke Natalya, then pulls her up and hit's the Rolling Canoli!
Abe: Oh come on! The match was over!
Barrett: To be fair mate, she did kind of bring it on herself. She asked for this match, after all.
Santino exits the ring as officials run out to check on Natalya.
Abe: But it's still not right. Dammit!
Barrett: Uh, we'll be right back.
Mar 4, 2010 17:57:56 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
I'm here with The American Dragon, Bryan Danielson. Tonight, you're apart of the biggest match of your WCWWE career when you take on the WCWWE Champion, John Cena. Your thoughts heading into this match?I can't help but think back to what Colt Cabana said on Smackdown. How men like John Cena get oppertunites we should of had long ago. Now, at first, I didn't really get what he meant but after finding out that Mr. Regal is giving Drew McIntyre an Intercontinental Championship match at WrestleMania over me, I'm starting to see where Colt is coming from but I'll get to that in a second. As much as I dislike our WCWWE Champion, he is the champion for a reason. Now I know, he's trying to build momentum as well but I fully intend on putting a stop to it tonight. Back in 2003, there was a show called Velocity in which this company would test out new gimmicks, see if they got over. They also used it to asess those who wanted to be in the company but hadn't quite made it yet. It was on Velocity where me and John Cena had our very first match. He came out on top and now I can't go by one week without someone saying that John outwrestle me, that he is the better athlete and at the time, maybe he was but now, John is doing the same promos he did seven years ago and I become the best in the world. The outcome of tonight's match is going to be very different from our last and after I defeat you, I will become the next Intercontinental Champion one way or another.
But Bryan, surely you need to be apart of the match at WrestleMania to haven have a hope of that being true.
I'm fully aware of that Joey. When my match is over, I intend on calling Mr. Regal out and I will get an answer from him. If I have to break fines to do it, you can bet I will. Being Intercontinental Champion is my destiny so Regal, Rhodes and McIntyre can put it off as much as they like. It's gonna happen eventually and if I was in Regal's shoes, I'd make sure it happened at Mania.
Mar 4, 2010 17:59:59 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*John Cena is shown backstage*Well as Meatloaf once said, two outta three ain't bad. And that may be all well and good for Mr Loaf but it's not for me. I aim to prove that I am the best, that I am worthy of carrying the WCWWE Championship.
So let's review. Tuesday night on Smackdown I defeated two former world champions in Triple H and CM Punk. And then last night on Raw, I carry my team to vctory in the huge eight-man tag match.
Which brings me to tonight. Fight Club. Cena v Bryan Danielson. Now Danielson, you may be some kind of god to the internet virgins but that means jack. So you main evented some indy show that drew 500 people, I've main evented Wrestlemania in front of 90,000 fans who all chanted my name!
See Danielson in your little indy fed you were a big fish in a small pond. Problem now Danielson is that you are a minnow in a huge ocean. And I'm the shark that's gonna swallow you up.
So Fight Club get ready. Because the CHAMP IS HERE!
Mar 4, 2010 18:02:30 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, The American Dragon Bryan Danielson!
Howard: And his opponent, he is the WCWWE World Champion, John Cena!
Barrett: The Champ is here! The Champ is here!
Abe: Yes, but the man he’s facing feels he should be the Intercontinental Champ!
Barrett: And I wish I could marry Baby Spice! Wishing for it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen, Josh!
Abe: ….I’m Abraham.
Barrett: Oh sorry. I always got you two confused.
Bryan Danielson V. John Cena
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Cena catches Danielson with a clothesline, then goes for the Killswitch, but AmDrag counters it into a bulldog! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Danielson bounces off the ropes, and nails Cena with a knee to the face! He then hooks him for the Dragon suplex, but Cena elbows his way out of it and hit’s a DDT! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Cena yanks Danielson up by the hair and this time connects with the Killswitch! He then comes off the ropes, 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Cena goes old school, pumping up the sneakers, then waits as Danielson get’s up, he has him up for the FU- NO!! Danielson slides out of it, Dragon suplex! He tries to transition into the Cattle Mutilation, but Cena has the ring presence to hook his leg over the bottom rope! Danielson locks it in, but the ref forces him to break! Danielson relinquishes the hold and drags Cena towards the center of the ri- Cena with a drop toehold! He locks on the STFU! Danielson struggles, but Cena keeps the hold clamped on tight! Bryan fights through the pain however, and makes it to the ropes! Cena is forced to break! Cena drags Danielson back the middle of the ri- Small package!
1!
2!
Cena kicks out!
Both men back up, Danielson goes for a roundhouse kick, but Cena catches the leg, takes him down, and jackknifes over into a pin!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, John Cena!
Abe: What a match we just saw!
Barrett: Both men gave it all they had, but in the end, the Champ was just too much for Danielson to handle.
Abe: Folks, before the match, Danielson said he was going to call out William Regal.
Barrett: And that will happen when we come back!
Mar 4, 2010 18:19:04 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Back from the break, Danielson is in the ring with a mic.Regal, I don't plan on wasting time. I suggest you get out here right now but I drag you out here.
Hello Bryan. I understand you're upset about the decision I made concerning the Intercontinental Championship. Please realize it was a very difficult decision to make. It's just that you have only been here for a short while, whereas Drew is a 2-time former Champion and never recieved the rematch he should have been entitled to back in November. Please don't take it personally.
I don't have a problem with McIntyre but you need to understand, he's not the only one who's been screwed over when it's come to that belt. I had my match won at the Royal Rumble until Tony Atlas decided to get involved in my business and I made him pay for that.
You have known me for nearly a decade. How long have you known McIntyre? I can do this, I just need you to give me a fair chance. I have a better win loss record than most of the entire WCWWE roster and you may not want to admit it but I am a big reason people watch this show. Don't think for a second Raw or Smackdown haven't kicked themselves for not signing me.
Regal appears to be thinking it over.
Hmm. You do raise some valid points...
*Cody smiles as he steps up to Regal and glares to Danielson..*
Mr. Regal with all due respect...This man has no business in the ring with me and more so on the biggest stage of them all at Wrestlemania. He belongs going back to the high school gym with ten guys who crawled out of their mom's basement to watch him.
I am your Intercontinental champion and the highest rated member of this roster. I don't think you want to go against my wishes..So what's it going to be?
Well, Mr. Rhodes, you do make a very good point.
Bryan, I know how talented you are. And all these fans know how talented you are. But unfortunately, you're just not ready for WrestleMania. I'm sorry.
Hold on just a damn minute. When the hell did the Tokyo Dome become a high school gym? Cody, I have wrestled all over the world and I have beaten far better men then you. And Regal, you, yourself were one of my trainers. Are you really doubting my abilities? I just took the WCWWE Champion to the limit. What else do I have to do in order to be apart of the Intercontinental Championship match at WrestleMania?
Well... I suppose there is a way. If you could defeat an opponent of my choosing next week, I suppose I could add you to the match, making it a Triple Threat match.
And just who would this opponent be?
Well Bryan, he is a top Superstar in WCWWE and a multiple time former Intercontinental Champion.
ME!!!
No problem. You should know better than anyone why I am the best in the world and I fully intend on proving it next week. I've beaten you before, I'll do it again and then I will become Intercontinental Champion at WrestleMania. Rhodes, there's nothing you can do about it.
*Tony Atlas runs down the ramp to boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope behind Danielson and gives him a low blow. He then pushes hims forward towards Rhodes who nails him in the head with the Intercontinental championship. He picks Danielson up and hits the Crossrhodes. He then grabs him a final time with another Crossrhodes.*
This is what happens when you cross someone who is so much better than you, kid. I hope Mr. Regal destroys you next week and if not then it will be my pleasure to beat the hell out of both you and McIntyre on the biggest stage of them all. I am the greatest champion this company has ever seen and it will not be ending then!
*Cody stands over Danielson raising the title over his head as we fade to a commercial.*
Mar 4, 2010 18:23:33 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
William Regal is walking backstage when...*Doink the clown runs up to him and stands in his way*
MR. REGAL,WILLIAM BILLY BABY
How's it going sir?
May I ask where your going on this fine day?
Regal doesn't answer and tries to go around, but Doink moves to stay in front of him.
What do you want?
Want?,Want, Want,Want why do I have to want something who are you Al Snow hehehehe that was a jerk I MEAN JOKE!
JOKE HAHA FUNNY JOKE!
Regal looks at Doink, thinks for a moment, then sighs.
What has Lance done now? And what is it going to cost me to fix it?
Haha your funny ya see that's why your a great boss
Lance who?
I don't know a Lance you mean the Southern One?,The Boring one?, the Black one?
Who's Lance?
Regal stares at Doink again.
HOYT!!! HOYT WHERE ARE YOU?!!! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!!!
*Sigh*
Your not gonna like it Bill this place has already had one GM go from a heart attack
Just go buy Chinese and pretend you never had an office here
You'll be a happier man
Regal runs towards hs office.
HOYT!!! YOU BETTER NOT BE IN MY OFFICE HOYT!!!!
YOUR NOT GONNA LIKE IT!
Regal gets to his office, opens the door, and...
*The room is covered with Brown Streaks,additionally the pictures of the Queen and Regal's mother are upside down with pentagrams drawn on them in a green liquid both are inexplicably smoking also two hispanic women with peg legs are on the floor not moving one holding a blowtorch the other a stuffed teddy bear with a large hole in its stomach a large black bar is juxtaposed over whatever eldritch abomination is on Regal's desk*
Regal looks around, then grabs his head and looks up, screaming...
HOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTT!!!!
*Hoyt stands up from behind the desk with a groggy look on his face*
Where'd Hoytamania's Sanchez Bear go?
*Hoyt looks at the censored object on the desk*
What the f*** is that?
Listen to me you miserable little toerag! You have a match tonight, so get the hell out of my office and go get ready!
Hoyt just sits there, dazed.
I SAID OUT!!! NOW!!!
Sorry Hoytamania was freaking hypnotized by that............frog........octopus.........thing on the desk
What'd you say Billy?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Regal collapses to his knees, continuing to scream.
Relax Billy you'll give yourself a heart attack
*Hoyt pokes his hand towards the censored object which responds with a large bass filled growl causing Hoyt to jump back yell and run out of the room*
Regal just looks at the censored object with a mix of fear and disgust on his face before we fade out.
Mar 4, 2010 18:25:58 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, accompanied by Doink, Lance Hoyt!
Howard: And his opponent, Todd Grisham!
Barrett: Well, it looks like HoytMania partied a bit too hard in the back.
Abe: If he were facing anyone but Turd Grisham, I’d be worried.
Lance Hoyt V. Todd Grisham
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Grisham comes off the ropes, but Hoyt catches him and slams him to the mat! He then pulls him up and hit’s Penetration! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Lance Hoyt!
Abe: Hoyt making short work of Turd Grisham!
Barrett: HoytMania is runnin’ wild, Abe!
Abe: Hey, that’s my line!
William Regal walks out.
Well Lance. It appears you had no problem disposing of Mr. Grisham. That’s good. However, you barely broke a sweat. We can’t have that, now can we? So I’ve arranged for a second match for you, right now.
Howard: And his opponents, Jamie Noble and Kidd Kash, The Pitbulls!
Abe: Commissioner Regal getting some payback for what HoytMania did to his office!
Barrett: Well, there ya go. Never mess with royalty, Abe.
Abe: What do you know about royalty?
Barrett: Lots of stuff! I saw The King and I!
Lance Hoyt V. The Pitbulls
Hoyt needs 4 votes, Pitbulls only need 3
10 minutes
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Hoyt shoots Noble into the ropes and catches him coming back with a slam. Kash charges in, but Hoyt fells him with a boot! He grabs Kash and sets him up Penetra-
Abe: Wait a minute!
F-Plus runs in and nails Hoyt in the back with a double ax handle! The bell rings!
Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has thrown this match out!
Plus picks Hoyt up, then powerbomb’s him! Regal then steps in and places one foot on Hoyt’s chest and orders the ref to count.
1
2
3!
Regal yells at Howard to make the announcement.
Howard: Um, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this... match... William Regal!
Regal celebrates like he just won the World Title, while Plus looks down at Hoyt, looking very conflicted about what he just did.
Abe: Unbelievable. F-Plus just helped William Regal “beat” Lance Hoyt!
Barrett: Abe, do you realize, that man could be the next FTW Champion?
Abe: I shudder at the thought. We’ll be right back.
Mar 4, 2010 18:50:27 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Fight Club returns from the break with Regal still in the ring. He grabs the mic.Ladies and gentlemen. Please. Calm yourselves.
Now, I know many of you were not pleased by some of actions tonight, but all were for the good of this show.
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!
Please, don't be that way. Honestly, I only have YOUR best interests in mind!
Crowd: REGAL SUCKS!!! REGAL SUCKS!!!
DAMMIT WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP?!!! This is MY show and I will be treated with respect and if you don't like it, then the hell with you!!! It's not about you anyway!!! It's all about me!! ME ME ME!!!!
*Low Ki walks out.*
What the hell do you want?!
Well Billy, I got a call earlier this week asking me to do a job. And the man who hired me paid quite a hefty sum of cash, so I have no other choice.
*Low-Ki begins walking toward the ring, his eyes never leaving Regal's.*
A job? What are you talking you about?
*Ki just keeps walking.*
Dammit, answer me!!!
*Ki enters the ring, still not saying a word. Regal backs up slightly.*
Um, wh-what are you-
Sorry Billy.
*Low-Ki strikes quickly, doubling Regal over with a kick to the gut. Ki grabs Regal's hair and delivers several kicks to Regal's skull before pushing him into the corner. Regal begins to cover up as Ki hits several open palm strikes before a knee to the gut lowers Regal's defenses. A vicious backhand later, and Regal is stunned while Ki ties him in the Tree Of Woe. Ki ascends the turnbuckles and smiles while Regal comes out of his stupor. As Regal raises his body to plead with Ki, Ki leaps off and delivers the Warrior's Way Double Stomp to the chest, taking Regal out.
As Low Ki stands dominant over William Regal, Matt Hardy appears on the Titantron.*
Mr. Regal.........hope you can hear me. Because I suppose an...explanation is in order. See...I've been out for nearly six months with this arm injury. And you wouldn't believe the kind of money you get for an insurance claim like that. These days I happen to have what some would call...a disposable income. So......I have a little proposition for you...Mr. Regal.
*As William Regal struggles to his feet, Low Ki delivers a few stomps, almost pushing him back to the mat rather than attempting to cause any further harm.*
You have two choices here. You can either lift my suspension as of next week. Or you can allow my suspension to continue.........in which case 1-800-F***-EM-UP will be receiving a "weekly paycheck" courtesy of yours truly. You've got until the end of the night to let these fine folks watching at home...myself included...know your decision.
Show cuts to another break.
Mar 4, 2010 18:55:17 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Abe: Ladies and gentlemen, before the break, we saw Low Ki come out and beat the living hell out of our General Manager.Barrett: We then found out that the attack was ordered by Matt Hardy, using Low Ki’s “business” hotline.
Abe: Hardy then told Regal that he has until the end of the show to reinstate him.
Barrett: A bad night already for Regal was made even worse thanks to Matt Hardy and Low Ki!
Abe: Well now, it’s time for our main event.
Barrett: We learned earlier tonight that this match is now a triple threat, with F-Plus being added to the mix.
Abe: Now, let’s go to the ring!
Howard: The following contest is a triple threat match for the FTW Championship!
Howard: Introducing first, the challengers. First, he is one half of the Smooth Criminals, F-Plus!
Howard: Accompanied by Rosa Mendes, he is the World Warrior, Low Ki!
Howard: And, he is the FTW Champion, Ray Geezy!
Abe: Well, F-Plus’s sudden addition has added a whole new dimension to this match, Wade.
Barrett: Indeed it has. Now Geezy not only has to fend off the ruthless World Warrior, but also his ruthless tag team partner!
FTW Championship: F-Plus V. Low Ki V. Ray Geezy
First to 4, 15 minutes.
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F-Plus steamrolls over both opponents with a double clothesline, then grabs Geezy and tosses him from the ring. He then picks up Ki and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle! Ki staggers back as Plus picks him up for an airplane spin! As Plus spins Ki around, Geezy comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick! Plus hit’s the mat and Ki is knocked out of the ring! Geezy hit’s the ropes and legdrop’s Plus! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Geezy goes to the top rope and dives onto Plus with a flying bodypress! Cover!
1!
2!
Ki breaks it up!
He picks Geezy up and nails him with a flurry of kicks, then set’s him up for the Warrior’s Way!
Abe: Low Ki about to win this thing!
Geezy blocks the move, however, and hit’s a sidekick of his own! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Plus tries to break it up but he’s too late!
Howard: Here is your winner, and STILL FTW Champion, Ray Geezy!
Abe: Ray Geezy somehow hangs on to the belt!
Ray celebrates, but it’s cut short when F-Plus hammers him from behind and delivers a big Powerbomb!
Barrett: F-Plus not happy with how this one went down!
Plus grabs the FTW belt and stares at it, before dropping across Geezy’s chest and exiting.
Abe: These guys have some real problems they need to work out, Wade.
Barrett: Indeed they d- hang on! I understand that William Regal has something to say!
Abe: He does, and we’ll get to hear it right after this final break!
Mar 4, 2010 19:18:30 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
William Regal is in the back, being checked out after the brutal assault by Low Ki earlier.So Matt Hardy wants to play this way, huh? Fine. Matt, you get your wish. Effective immediately, you are reinstated on Fight Club.
And you will have your first match back next week when you face MVP and Matt Striker in a two on one handcap match.
Regal stares at the camera with a nasty grin on his face.
Good luck Matthew.
Regal cackles evilly as Fight Club comes to a close.
