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Feb 25, 2010 16:30:17 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Open on William Regal in his office.Good evening. Welcome to Fight Club. I would like to take a moment to address my absence from last week‘s show. Please understand that due to circumstances beyond my control, I was unable to arrive at the arena on time. Apparently, somebody took it upon themselves to cancel my limousine, as well as make sure I would not be able to inform anyone of my situation. I apologize nonetheless and hope the Board of Directors will excuse me for this.
I personally feel it was Lance Hoyt who was responsible for all my misfortunes. Remember how he conveniently showed up to give me a ride? How did he know I needed a ride? Unless he was the reason I needed a ride.
Because of this, Mr. Hoyt is going to find himself competing tonight! And his opponent will be…
The new WCWWE World Champion, John Cena!
Regal smiles.
Now please. Enjoy the show.
Abe: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. My name is Abraham Washington and joining me is my new broadcast partner, Wade Barrett!
Barrett: Thanks Abe! Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to be here tonight, and I can’t wait to get started!
Abe: Well, our opening contest is a huge tag team match, pitting Drew McIntyre and Cody Rhodes against Bryan Danielson and Dolph Ziggler. Let’s go to the back, with comments from some of the competitors.
Joey Styles here with none other than the Highlight of the Night... THE Hollywood Blonde... Dolph Zigger.
*Dolph(in shades) and McCool(not in shades) walk into the shot*
Dolph, at No Way Out John Cena went on to defeat Vladamir Kozlov and become the new Undisputed World Champion. You will go on to face him in the main event of Wrestlemania for that very title. Do you have anything to say?
Tick. Tock. The countdown is on. 30 days.... 30 days until Wrestlmania... just 30 days until two of the BIGGEST NAMES... in the WCWWE collide. THIRTY DAYS until we give these fans the match of the century. ...thirty days... until EVERYONE WILL KNOW... the name... Dolph... Ziggler...
*Dolph stares at the camera, then leaves*
Wow, very intense... and he appears to be very focused.
And he's just getting started.
How do you mean?
Lets just say he isnt wasting any time. Next week, on Smackdown, Dolph Ziggler will come face to face with his opponent at Wrestlemania... John Cena! If you think he's intense now, you haven't seen anything yet.
*McCool smiles at Joey, who seems to be thinking about what was just said as the interview comes to a close*
Feb 25, 2010 16:33:32 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me at this time, Drew McIntyre. Drew, tonight you team with the Intercontinental champion Cody Rhodes but as I understand it, you'd rather be opponents.Joey, I've said it so many times it doesn't bear repeating. I never lost the Intercontinental Championship. That belt should still be around my waist. Instead a title shot is handed to Evan Bourne. What the bloody hell has he done?
Well you're not the only one who's gunning for a title shot. One of your opponents tonight, Bryan Danielson feels that he is owed a title match.
Maybe he does. All I now is that I was in line first. But if Danielson wants to stake his claim then fair enough. I won't deny that he earned a shot. But like I said, I was there first. I've been waiting for a rematch since Survivor Series. And I will get it.
Well a good showing tonight...
No, no. I am sick of having to prove myself. As I learned last week, if you really want something you don't ask, you take!
So I am not asking Mr Regal, I am telling him. Make a match. Myself v Danielson for a title shot, a triple threat for the belt, I don't care. Just get it done.
Well, well, well, is this what passes for talent on the C-show.
*John Cena walks into the picture, carrying the world title over his shoulder*
Well I do suppose the third rate show needs ratings so it felt only right that you be graced it with the presence of the champ.
You know for a third rate show I find it curious that two of the last three champions competed here. This brands happens to have the best wrestlers in the company.
And let me guess, you're the very best.
I don't have to make claims, I know how good I am.
You know you remind me a lot of me. But there's one thing. You see the difference between you and me Drewby, is that you couldn't beat Vladimir Kozlov. I could.
Then I guess you'll have no problem against Dolph Ziggler at Wrestlemania.
Like I said, I'll get the job done where you couldn't.
So I guess you'll have no problem with Lance Hoyt later on.
Please. What the hell has Lance Hoyt ever done? Even when he was in that local fed down in Florida nobody gave a damn. Now he runs around with his pathetic degenerate act? That's why he'll never be champion. I'll show you how much better I am than anyone of your pathetic superstars when I destroy Hoyt later.
Well good luck with that.
I don't need luck.
*Cena leaves*
He is our champion?
*Drew sighs and walks off shaking his head leaving Joey looking bemused*
Feb 25, 2010 16:36:17 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit!Howard: Introducing first, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes!
The crowd boos as Cody Rhodes slowly walks down the ramp. He wears the Intercontinental championship wrapped around his waist. He sneers as he slowly gets into the ring with a slight limp.*
Now as even you simpletons can see my friend and mentor Tony Atlas is not here tonight. He is recovering at home as a result of the blatant assault last week at the hands of Bryan Danielson. Now Danielson I am a not a stupid man, I know you are trying to bully me into giving you another shot at this prestigious title around my waist.
But much like the General Manager of the fight club, Mr. Regal I am a man of pride and honor. Thus I only grant shots to men who earn them and not to some thug who attacks me and my defenseless manager. No Danielson I am doing the opposite of that. I am formally petitioning that Bryan Danielson be removed from the Figh Club forever!
*The crowd boos*
You all shut up! This is MY show, and this belt proves it. I have done nothing but fight with honor since I won the belt and no man shall take it away from me, not that scummy thug of an indy punk in particular. Now Mr. Regal, I know you are a busy man so I will give you one week to think about it.
I know you will make the right decision and soon enough you will once again have a happy, honorable champion and a hall of fame member back here on the fight club ready to fight for whatever is right and good in the world! My name is Cody Rhodes and I am your Intercontinental champion, I deserve to have what I want and that is this loser off my show.
*Cody drops the microphone and raises the title above his head as we fade to commercial.*
Feb 25, 2010 16:39:16 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: And his partner, Drew McIntyre!
Abe: It’ll be interesting to see how these two work together. Remember, Drew still wants another shot at the Intercontinental Championship and will stop at nothing to get it.
Barrett: Yes, but Cody Rhodes worked hard to win back that belt and he’ll do anything to keep it. It all makes for a very tense situation, in my opinion.
Howard: And their opponents, first, he is the American Dragon, Bryan Danielson!
Howard: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Michelle McCool, he is the 2010 Royal Rumble winner, Dolph Ziggler!
Abe: Well, Bryan Danielson made it clear last week that he wants another shot at title as well.
Barrett: Yes, but let’s not forget the X-factor in this match, Dolph Ziggler. He is going on to WrestleMania to challenge John Cena, so he obviously wants to put forth a strong showing here tonight!
Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre V. Bryan Danielson and Dolph Ziggler
First to 3, 10 minutes
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I’ll break the tie. Dolph with a slingshot!
Drew and Dolph trade punches back and forth, then Dolph shoots Drew into the ropes, back body drop! Dolph pulls Drew up and goes for a suplex, but it’s blocked! Scot Drop! Drew grabs Dolph and drags him to the middle of the ring. He goes for a stepover toehold into the cobra clutch!
Abe: Look at that!
Barrett: What a deadly submission hold by Drew McIntyre!
McIntyre wrenches the hold in, but Danielson runs in and breaks it up! Cody in now and he goes after Danielson. Rhodes and McIntyre double suplex Danielson! Cover by Drew, but Dolph is still the legal man! Rhodes picks Dolph up for CrossRhodes, but Dolph blocks it, Ziggliac! Drew charges, but Dolph ducks it, ZigZag! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, Dolph Ziggler and Bryan Danielson!
Abe: Dolph Ziggler picks up some valuable momentum heading into WrestleMania!
Barrett: Yes, but Drew McIntyre looked very impressive. If I were Mr. Regal, I would strongly consider him for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship!
Feb 25, 2010 16:55:25 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Evan Bourne is backstage.Dean Douglas. Rikishi Phatu. The Mountie. Albert.
All men who have held the Intercontinental Title in WCWWE history. Last week I was hoping to add myself to this list of prestigious names, but it didn't happen. I was working on a dream, but Cody Rhodes managed to shatter it last week.
But tonight lightning won't strike twice because, I'm gonna get back on a thunder road towards what I hope will become glory days again. I am to face Sheamus this evening, a man with a hungry heart himself, a man from the badlands of Ireland, and a guy who is also a former Intercontinental Champion. He too had been blinded by the lights of success, only to see it cruelly taken away mere days later. Now Sheamus may think he's tougher than the rest, but tonight I will ensure that he'll fade away, and after I beat him, I'll take one step up towards another title shot again.
My name is Evan Bourne, and I'm here to let you know, that once all the devils and dust are settled, I shall stand alone as the premiere attraction on Fight Club, and I will prove it all night, every night.
Baby, I was Bourne to run - run rings around the competition round these parts; tonight it starts with Sheamus, and it'll end with me on top of the WCWWE mountain.
Feb 25, 2010 16:58:00 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Sheamus comes down to the ring without Jtg this time as he goes into the ring and grabs a mic*
Now most of you must be wondering why jtg isn't out here right now with me.Well that is really simple even though my team won last week I told him not to come down here tonight because I am only focused on one thing and that is winning.
JTG comes down to the ring with hsi gangstah style,holding a microphone,he then get up in the ring,in front of Sheamus
Yo Yo Yo Yo!...Yo!Its yo boy JTG!So whats up Sheams?..Whats tis story about dismisdsing me?Didnt i help your team last week?Wasnt i useufl?
Is their something in your ears of yours?I said I was giving you the week off so get out off here before I make you
Wow wow wo...calm down dude?Aint we pals?Partners?Dont need to act like that
That may be true but I don't need to be losing to a small punk like Evan Bourne.
JTG removes the sunglasses,looking a litte insulted.
What ya mean with that?It aint because of me that you would lose!Dont speak nonsense,Sheam
Well the last two times i've had a match before last week I lost because you had to stick your nose where it doesn't belong.
Hey hey hey!It wasnt my fault alright?Beside,i helped you last week,and it was,as you said,a two versus four match!
Fine you can stay but you better not screw me up this time you got it.
Thank you Sheam,you wont regret,i promise!it will be piece of cake!
It better be...for your sake.
*Sheamus paces back and forth as they go to commercial*
Feb 25, 2010 17:00:48 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. Already in the ring, accompanied by JTG, Sheamus!Howard: And his opponent, Evan Bourne!
Abe: Well, last week Evan Bourne had a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, but he came up short against Cody Rhodes.
Barrett: Well, tonight he has a chance to get back in contention, but it won’t be easy. He’s facing a former Intercontinental Champion in Sheamus, and Sheamus is very determined here tonight.
Sheamus V. Evan Bourne
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Sheamus hammers Bourne in the corner, then goes for a running clothesline, but Evan moves! He quickly capitalizes and rolls Sheamus up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Sheamus quickly cuts Bourne down with a lariat! He pulls him up for the Celtic Crusher (Crucifix Powerbomb), but Bourne slips free! He runs the ropes, but JTG jumps on the apron and grabs him from behind! Sheamus charges but Bourne moves, causing Sheamus to nail JTG with the Bicycle kick! Bourne nails Sheamus with a dropkick to the back of the head, then a neckbreaker!
Abe: JTG’s interference may have proved costly for Sheamus!
Bourne pulls Sheamus towards the corner.
Barrett: And Bourne is thinking Shooting Star Press!
Bourne goes up top and hit’s the SSP! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Evan Bourne!
Abe: Bourne comes out on top in this one!
Barrett: But what does this mean for the strained relationship between Sheamus and JTG?
JTG helps Sheamus up, but the Celtic Warrior shoves JTG away. JTG tries to explain things, but Sheamus shouts that he warned him, then nails JTG a lariat!
Abe: And Sheamus has had it with JTG!
Sheamus pulls him up and hit’s the Irish Curse!
Barrett: Sheamus has snapped here tonight!
Sheamus stands over JTG as his music plays, and we go to a break.
Feb 25, 2010 17:15:57 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
F-Plus: Hello, fans of Fight Club, this is F-Plus. I have come to speak to you the fans for my partner, Ray Geezy....Ray: *O.S.*Who are you talking to baby?
Plus: Nobody Honey, just relax....
Ray: *OS* Ok....
Plus: *Back to Camera* Anyways, I just wanted to speak for him, since he's currently...um....relaxing in there. What my baby would probably say is that tonight he will add to his accomplishments. He already has the FTW title....which he beat me for.....but that doesn't matter. Tonight, he will win his Money in the Bank Qualifyer.....which is kind of cool, even though I havn't even been approached by Mr. Regal about it......
*Jack Swagger comes out of the room right next to the interview*
Swagger: Why didn't you tell me that your closet is small?
Plus: Well, once you went in, I didn't think that you wanted to come out
*Swagger walks away*
Plus: Well, I know my baby is sleeping after his session with an All American American.....Honestly though, I need to find Mr. Regal. Just remember....you've been hit by, you've been struck by, A Smooth Criminal
*Plus Walks Out of the Room*
*Geezy comes out of the room*
Geezy: Did I miss anything?
Cameraman: Um...Not Really
Geezy: Oh ok, What's your name?
Cameraman: Stan
Geezy: Stan....*Punches out him*
Now, I may be a fun loving guy...and trust me, Plus know what i'm talkin bout *smiles*....but honestly I have one thing to say
*Grabs Camera and looks directly into it*
Lewington....Ki....I don't care who wins a shot at me. Either way, you don't know who you are messing with
*Hits Stan with the camera*
Plus doesn't know about how violent I can get......but everyone will find out soon.....The Smooth Criminal is Out *smiles again*
Feb 25, 2010 17:18:11 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is a three-way elimination match, with the winner remaining in the Marella Clan!Howard: Introducing first, Chavo Guerrero!
Howard: Next, Jack Swagger!
Howard: And finally, Ted DiBiase!
Abe: Well, Santino Marella demanded a match between these three to decide who get’s to keep his spot in the Marella Clan.
Barrett: Well, Santino has not been happy with how they have been performing, and who can really blame him? You have two former World Champions and one half of the longest reigning Extreme Tag Team Champions. You’d expect a little bit more from a group like that.
Chavo Guerrero V. Jack Swagger V. Ted DiBiase
3 votes to eliminate someone, then it’s first to 3 between the final two
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Ted with a Million Dollar kneelift to Chavo! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Chavo Guerrero is eliminated!
Ted V. Swagger
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Ted goes for Dream Street, but Swagger counters it, boot to the gut, Gutwrench Powerbomb! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Jack Swagger!
Feb 25, 2010 17:35:55 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is schedu...*Suddenly, the camera cuts to Matt Hardy walking through the crowd towards the ring! A single security official attempts to stop Hardy, but goes down with a single punch, followed by Hardy jumping the barricade and slowly making his way to the ring. Hardy asks Finkel for the mic, who obliges and exits the ring quickly.*
Apparently...I was supposed to return two weeks ago. I was supposed to wrestle Evan Bourne for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. But I didn't do that. And unless there's any blind folk out there tonight...I think it's pretty obvious why.
*Hardy holds up his left arm, still in the cast.*
I suppose I'm a slow healer...but I wasn't cleared to compete that week. But that didn't stop the General Manager William Regal from suspending me. Mr. Regal didn't even think I warranted a phone call to be informed of this decision. I had to hear it from a friend last week. Ordinarily...I wouldn't even be out here talking. I'd be backstage getting "reacquainted" with Mr. Regal...rather viciously. But since I don't want to risk re-aggravating this injury again......I've decided to be civil.
So...William Regal...get your ass out here and explain to me why I've ended up a victim of your power trip.
William Regal walks out, accompanied by a dozen security guards.
Matthew. You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight. How did you even get in the building in the first place?
Well...when someone makes a career out of extreme...a few out of shape security guards aren't exactly gonna stop them.
Well no matter. You see, these fine gentlemen here are going to make sure you do not disrupt my show any further. Gentlemen, get him out of my building.
*The security officers enter the ring. Matt looks around at them and counts the guards, then at his cast, and raises the mic once again.*
Alright...I'm not gonna risk twelve on one with an injury. You win.........for now.
*Hardy drops the mic and quietly follows them out of the ring to the back, stopping at the top of the ramp to have a staredown with Regal before continuing on.*
Feb 25, 2010 17:38:20 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*As William Regal's security entourage escorts Matt Hardy from the building, Lance Hoyt walks by them backstage.*Hey it's Matt Hardy!
And you are...............?
No...wait...I do know you. Lance Hoyt. You're from...down south. Jeff said you were pretty good in the ring.
And Jimmy Rave told me about you Matty
There was something Hoytamania was really supposed to not talk about......
.........who's Jimmy Rave?
Whatever...doesn't matter. As you can see...I'm not exactly in the position to chat.
What was it?
Damn this is gonna bug Hoytamania all night
Matty help Hoytamania out here
I'm a little preoccupied at the moment...or maybe you're missing the twelve security guards surrounding me at the moment.
No Hoytamania recognizes Jimmy hey Jimmy
*One of the security guards waves at Hoyt.*
Well Hoytamania doesn't mean to offend but your boring
Sooo Hoytamania just got a text from Surfer Clown about this Hot Redheaded Chick covered with Tattoo's who he thinks is turning tricks out back sooooo
*Hoyt claps his hands and looks around awkwardly*
Hoytamania's gotta go
*Hoyt leaves whistling all the way*
*Matt Hardy sighs.*
What happened to this place...
*Hardy and the security continue on as the show fades to commercial again.*
Feb 25, 2010 17:40:40 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: This match is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Lance Hoyt!
Howard: And his opponent, he is the NEW WCWWE World Champion, John Cena!
Abe: Listen to that ovation! The Champ is here!
Barrett: Indeed he is, but what I want to know is why the World Champion’s first appearance on this show is as the hired gun for the General Manager? Shouldn’t he be treated with a bit more respect?
Lance Hoyt V. John Cena
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Hoyt and Cena battle back and forth, with neither gaining the advantage until Cena knocks Hoyt through the ropes to the floor. The Champ follows as referee Aaron Mahoney begins the count.
“1!”
Cena hammers Hoyt across the back with a double ax handle, then whips him into the crowd barrier!
“2!”
Cena charges, but Hoyt moves and he hit’s the barrier!
“3!”
Hoyt picks Cena up and drops him throat first across the barrier!
“4!”
Hoyt goes for a boot, but Cena moves and Hoyt crotches himself on the barrier!
“5!”
Cena picks up a chair and nails Hoyt with it!
“That’s it, ring the bell!”
Howard: Here is your winner as the result of a disqualification, Lance Hoyt!
AW C’MON!!! I thought this place was extreme!
Abe: Cena getting disqualified here! Lance Hoyt just beat the World Champion!
Barrett: Yes, but I find it hard to believe that Cena didn’t know what he was doing. Maybe the competition was tougher than he was expecting?
Abe: We may never know. We'll be right back.
Feb 25, 2010 17:53:23 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
William Regal is sitting in his office when there's a knock on the door.Come in.
F-Plus walks in
Mr. Regal, I was wondering if I may have a moment of your time, I just have some concerns I would like to address
What can I do for you Mr... Plus?
Well, Mr. Regal, i'm just concerned about my status on Fight Club
Your status? What do you mean? You are a very important part of the Fight Club's tag team division! What are you worried about?
Well sir, it's not the Tag division I’m worried about....I’m worried about my status as a singles competitor
A singles competitor? Well, it's not like you're known for your singles career. I mean, as a tag team wrestler, you've won two Championships, but what have you really done on your own?
Well i'll admit my record isn't the greatest. May I be honest with you sir?
By all means.
In my mind....I feel that Geezy is holding me back just a bit. He gets his shot in the spotlight, while i'm just his partner, and I was just wondering....well, I was wondering since he has a MITB qualifyer tonight, then maybe next week....
You want me to put you in a qualifying match next week? No disrespect intended, but Ray is the FTW Champion. The title may not mean much to anyone aside from him, Low Ki, Steve Lewington, and yourself, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, why would I simply give you a chance to qualify when you already lost to your own partner?
No offense taken sir. Actually, I'll admit your points are valid. However, I just came here to ask for another chance to prove top myself I’m not just "The Champ's Partner", and I thought in my mind the best way to do that would be to get into the Money in the Bank match at Wrestlemania. I'm sorry for wasting your time Mr. Regal.
*Starts Walking Away*
...Wait.
F-Plus stops and turns back to Regal.
Perhaps... perhaps we can work something out.
Plus walks over to Regal as the camera fades out.
Feb 25, 2010 17:56:26 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Josh Mathews is backstage.Tonight, I continue what I started. Tonight, on Night Club, Josh Mathews, "The New Era", shall prove to everyone in attendance that I am the new... no, only star on the Fight Club. And I am going to demonstrate this to Mr Gabriel. Now, Mr Gabriel, you wre given an opportunity here on Fight Club by training through the WCWWE development terrorities. Some say you deserve your opportunity. You know what I think? If I didn't get my opportunity when I deserved, why should you get your opportunity when you don't deserve it. You don't have my speed. You don't have my skills. And you sure as hell don't have my charisma. Like I told everyone, I was robbed by Maven, and forced to work with the likes of Washington, a man with the talent to fill a water bottle at best.
Well, Mr Gabriel, I'm going to show the whole world that you are a poser trying to steal what is mine. Tonight, I'll end your dream of being a star. Why? Because I'm Josh Mathews. And I am "The New Era".
Feb 25, 2010 17:59:04 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Justin Gabriel!
Howard: And his opponent, “The New Era” Josh Mathews!
Abe: Well, my former partner Josh Mathews was certainly impressive in the ring last week, Wade.
Barrett: He may have been impressive, Abe, but the man I’m interested in seeing compete tonight is this Justin Gabriel. His theme song says “crash my party”, and he is certainly doing that here on the Fight Club!
Justin Gabriel V. Josh Mathews
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Gabriel goes for a spinning hammer punch, but Josh ducks it, scoops out the leg and hooks on the Texas Cloverleaf! Gabriel taps!
Howard: Here is your winner, Josh Mathews!
Abe: An impressive win for Josh Mathews tonight!
Barrett: Well, Gabriel had a good showing but... yeah.
Feb 25, 2010 18:11:46 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
MVP and Striker make there way to the ring holding there tag belts in the air to a rain of boos
So this is Extremely Crappy Wrestling?
I remember tearing through a bunch of losers wearing this places colors back when I was World Champion
Well Montel...at least they didnt change the name to something horrible as "The Fight Club"...no wait,they did!Boy this place just get worse no?
Fight Club?
The name of a terrible movie for a terrible place
Agreed!See,and since we are the UNIFIED tag team champions,its mean WE got a guaranted spot at wrestlemania were we will succefuly defend our titltes!Hopefully it wont be a tag team from...hereif the brand is horrible,the wrestlers must be way worse
This brand has tag teams?
I thought they would be too busy beating each other with Xbox's to actually wrestle
Oh Montel,lets be fair! Its obvious that this place cant even afford x-box!They barely can afford good wrestlers!
What do you mean barely?
They can't whatsoever
True that...now say again..why we came to this dumpster?We dont to get our new titles dirty,do we?
Peons to educate
Some idiots on this brand don't know who the Tag Team Champions are
Of course!Not surprised about it,i mean,there is really alot of stupid people out there,mainly in this roster
Stupid enough to believe they deserve a shot at our belts
And even MORE stupid,that IF they win a shot they think they actually can beat us!Tsc tsc...such a shame
These kids should be in school then Matt?
Well,i dont know wich school would accept someone as them,but yeh,thats right
Even if I doubt that would have someone like them
Well then I guess it's up to us to teach them
And unfortunaly,for them of course!It will be a hard and long ,painful way.But its needed of course!wrestler will get humiliated on the way,but its necessary.
William Regal appears on the TitanTron.
So, you two want to come on my show and then have the audacity to speak poorly of it? Well listen to me. I will not tolerate such behavior! Therefore, you two are going to compete! Right now!
Howard: And their opponents, Jamie Noble and Kidd Kash, The Pitbulls!
Abe: Well, this is an unexpected surprise, huh Wade?
Barrett: MVP and Matt Striker are Champions. They should be prepared for anything, even impromptu matches. If they can’t beat the Pitbulls with no preparation, how can they hope to beat their challengers when they’re fully prepared?
Abe: It’s almost like an ancient riddle, Wade.
MVP and Matt Striker V. The Pitbulls
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Noble charges at MVP, but runs right into a Player's Boot! Kash runs to the rescue, but Striker cut's hi off the Educator! MVP covers Noble!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, MVP and Matt Striker!
Abe: The Champs looking dominating in their first appearance on Fight Club!
Barrett: But will that be the case at WrestleMania, when they meet either the Wig Splitters of Kyo Dai?
Abe: We'll just have to wait and see.
Feb 25, 2010 18:21:43 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Santino is backstage, warming up.Tonight, I punch my ticket to Wrestlemania when I defeat the Ray Geezy and the Todd Grishams.
I mean, seroiusly, Todd Grishams?
And when I win the Money In The Bank at Wrestlemania, the entire WWE will learn not to go against the family.
Feb 25, 2010 18:24:03 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is a triple threat match, and the winner will qualify for the Money in the Bank Ladder match at WrestleMania!Howard: Introducing first, The Don Santino Marella!
Howard: Next, Todd Grisham!
Howard: And, he is the FTW Champion, Ray Geezy!
Abe: So Turd Grisham wants to qualify for Money in the Bank? HA! Goodluck, Turd!
Barrett: Ray Geezy has been on quite a roll, however. Santino has been hindered by the company he keeps. But Todd is undefeated. So I’d say he has the best chance of winning it.
Abe: ……….How do you even come to that conclusion?
Money in the Bank Qualifier: Santino Marella V. Todd Grisham V. Ray Geezy
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Santino and Geezy spend much of the match battling each other and swatting Grisham away when he tries to get involved. Geezy shoots Santino into the ropes, but Grisham rolls Ray up from behind!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Santino grabs Grisham and hit's the Rolling Canoli(Blockbuster)! Geezy comes up behind Santino and catches him with the Ghetto Buster! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Ray Geezy!
Abe: Ray Geezy has qualified for Money in the Bank!
Barrett: And here comes F-Plus to celebrate.
Plus enters and hugs Ray, then hoists him up on his shoulders. As Ray waves and holds up the FTW belt, Plus get's a look of regret on his face, then falls back, dropping Ray to the mat!
Abe: WHAT?!
Plus picks Ray up and drives him into the corner, then hits a flying torpedo headbutt! Finally, he finishes him off with a powerbomb, then sadly stands over his fallen friend.
Barrett: Absolutely shocking! F-Plus just attacked his partner, Ray Geezy!
Abe: Folks, we'll be right back.
Fight Club cuts to a break as EMTs run out to help Geezy.
Feb 25, 2010 18:37:43 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*The camera opens to find Low-Ki leaning up against a wall, a smirk on his face.*Steve, Steve, Steve. Last few weeks haven't been good for ya, have they buddy? Rejected on national television, depression sinking in, facing me tonight... February just isn't your month pal. And it's really going to get worse tonight.
See Steve, I saw how you fought tooth and nail to get a shot at the Intercontinental Title. And I saw how every time you were given the opportunity, you dropped the ball. Countless times, I might add. So, rather than risk embarrassing yourself once more by going after Cody Rhodes' title, and even that is hard to say with a straight face, you decide to go after the FTW Title. Now Steve, do you know what FTW means?
For The Win, which apparently you can't do when the pressure's on.
Fight The World, which I've done countless times over while you were setting the world on fire in European Conquest.
And my favorite.... F***. The World.
You see, this is hard to believe, but I'm not the happiest guy in the locker room. Unless I'm kicking something or someone, hanging out with Hoyt, or screwing Rosa every hour, I'm pretty pissed off. Pissed, because my Raw run was the equivalent of Cody Rhodes' dancing days. Pissed, because Danielson won't even acknowledge my presence in the locker room, despite the fact that we've done more damage to one another than Catwoman did to viewing audiences. Pissed, because I have to prove that I'm the baddest motherf***er in Fight Club, despite the fact that no one save Hoyt, Doink, and Rosa will approach me in the locker room. Every one of them, from The Pitbulls to Goldust to Fat Hardy to Ziggler, they all know what my kicks will do. They saw the ass-kicking I gave to DiBiase with Regal looking on, and they don't want to have to take suppositories and Ex-Lax just to have a regular bowel movement. THAT is FTW.
Steve, you may see this as validation, a way to get Kitty Lea to finally notice you and give you a little sumthin' sumthin' and a smile. But you have to go through me to get that title shot son, and that's a path few are willing to take. And just to make your ass-whooping even more intolerable, I remember the disrespect you showed me last week. I remember practically defeating those two clowns by myself while you were probably thinking of some tragic poem and equate it to your current situation.
Well you know what Lewington? Man the f*** up boy. Let your testicales actually descend, how 'bout you actually use them for once, and stand up for yourself! Kitty Lea don't like you? Then you need to nut up and move on to the next chick. She don't like you? Move to the next chick. I could care less who you eventually end up with, but I will NOT be disrespected like I was last week. Lewington, you either give me a match tonight, or 1-800-F***-M-UP is going to make a personal call. And trust me, you don't want to receive a personal call, isn't that right Justin?
*The camera pans out to reveal Low-Ki with his foot over Justin Gabriel's throat. Justin's face is turning blue before Low-Ki moves his foot, causing Justin to cough violently for a few seconds.*
Good lord dude, I just said Rosa was hot!
You grabbed her ass.
That's a compliment! She liked it!
*Ki's eyes turn red before he kicks Gabriel in the ribs. Ki grabs Gabriel and delivers a Small Package Driver, leaving Gabriel out on the floor.*
You don't want a personal call from me Lewington. You give me a fight tonight, or I end you in that ring.
*Low-Ki storms off as road agents begin checking on Justin Gabriel.*
Feb 25, 2010 18:40:12 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Inside Mr. Regal's Office*I can't believe I just did that......Ray is never going to forgive me....
Come now. You did what you had to do.
Just like he did what he had to do when he beat you for the FTW last month.
I guess, I just didn't want to hurt him.....but business is business.
Indeed it is. But don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine.
*F-Plus walks away slowly and sadly*
Feb 25, 2010 18:42:27 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following is a number one contenders match for the FTW Championship!Howard: Introducing first, Steve Lewington!
Howard: And his opponent, being accompanied by Rosa Mendes, Low Ki!
Abe: I think the big question here is whether or not Lewington’s head is in the game.
Barrett: Well, Kaval’s kicks can kill, so I’d have to put good money on him.
Abe: Who the hell is Kaval?
FTW Championship Number One Contenders Match: Steve Lewington V. Low Ki
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Ki hammers Lewington, who makes almost no attempt to defend himself. Ki screams at him to fight, but Lewington just sits there. Finally, Ki grabs Lewington and starts making him hit him!
Abe: Ki has gone crazy!
Barrett: If Lewington won't fight, he'll make him fight!
Ki continues to make Lewington hit him, but when he releases him, he just mopes back to the corner. Ki, visibly frustrated, finally has enough and hooks Lewington in the Ki Krusher! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Low Ki!
Rosa raises Ki's hand as he looks down disgustedly at Lewington.
Abe: Well, Ki is now the number one contender for the FTW Title.
Barrett: But you can tell he's disappointed, Abe. He was hoping for more of a fight!
Abe: Well, regardless, next week, Low Ki meets Ray Geezy for the FTW Championship. We'll be right back.
Feb 25, 2010 18:57:35 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*F-Plus is walking towards his car**OS* Baby...How could you?
F: I can expl...
*Gets blasted with the FTW Belt*
Geezy: Seriously? I give you my heart, and this is the thanks I get?
F: *slurring* Baby, i'm sorry
Geezy: It's past saying sorry...
*Picks F up and slams him on the hood of the car*
Geezy: Are you happy now?
As Geezy starts walking aaway, F-Plus runs after him and pushes him down
F: Let me explain Ray!
Geezy: Never! *Slaps F*
F irish whips him into the car, and tries to go for a kick, but Geezy moves and he ends up putting his leg through the front passenger window as he screams in pain
Geezy: Luke!
Geezy is trying to get F's leg out while he is still screaming in pain, when finally his leg comes out, and they both collapse on the floor
F-Plus: Oww.....Have Mercy
Geezy: I'm sorry, I didn't want to hurt you...I didn't make you cry...but tonight...
F-Plus: Please, don't finish that line
Geezy: What were you thinking?
F-Plus: I just wanted to try and get into Money in the Bank....
Geezy kisses F-Plus
Geezy: Baby, I understand, but why did you attack me
F: I Can't say....
Geezy: Babe, look at me and tell me who did this...
F: Mr. Regal....
Feb 25, 2010 18:59:41 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Abe: Up next is our main event. Alicia Fox and Katie Lea team up tonight, but at WrestleMania, they’ll be opponents for the Women’s Championship. Let’s show you how that match came together.NO WAY OUT:
We cut backstage to see Katie Lea watching the Alicia Fox/Layla Women's title bout. We see the finish and Alicia raising her arms in the air in jubilation.
Joey Styles walks in.
Katie Lea, you've just witnessed your friend Alicia Fox defeat Layla to retain the Women's title. You must be pleased?
Overjoyed. After all the things Layla has said and done over the last 2 months it's good to see her finally put in her place. And to see her put in her place by Alicia? Priceless.
That said... I've got to ask you... why are you here tonight?
I came here to watch the match... but of course I could have done that by sitting back home in England and paying the £14.95 to watch in comfort on Sky Box Office...
But I wanted to be here tonight because I knew you'd come and interview me.
Am I that predictable?
Pretty much.
Now, I wanted this interview time for a reason. You see, I knew Alicia would win. She's proven to me on more than one occasion just how good she is in that ring. And she didn't fail to live up to expectations tonight.
So with that said, I'd like to make it official. Joey, I'm going to use my championship rematch clause... and I'm going to use it on the grandest stage of them all. WrestleMania.
The two greatest women's wrestlers in the world one on one with the Women's title on the line at WrestleMania. We've both won one each of our previous title matches. This'll be the rubber match... and we are going to have the greatest women's bout in Mania history. I guarantee it.
Feb 25, 2010 19:03:37 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Alicia Fox approaches Katie Lea backstage*Hey Kitty long time no see, I've missed ya
*They both embrace*
Well how are ya? You're looking well? Have ya been talking to Steve? He seems to be taking your rejection pretty badly. What's wrong with him anyway, he's handsome and a lovely guy, I bet he know how to treat a woman right.
I know he's handsome and a great guy Leesh... I know all that. I know he'd treat me like a princess...
Look I know I'm not the brightest spanner in the toolkit but I don't see why you didn't take him up on his offer, I got the impression you really liked him?
I do like him. I like him a lot. He's the most important man in my life right now... but I don't know. I just see him as a friend.
Why you holding back here I'm your best friend you can tell me these things. Are you worried going out will ruin all that?
He's just a friend, and hopefully I haven't lost his friendship. That's all I wanna say on the topic actually. I'd rather not talk about it. Let's talk about tonight.
Fair enough, these bunny people, these the ones you complained about last year? Why they called the bunnies do they have big ears?
They used to work for Hugh Heffner. You know, like Playboy Bunnies?
I once watched a program on some playboy channel they kept doing weird stuff. Anyways after the beat down these rabbits give you last week it's time you and I gal taught them a lesson wouldn't ya say
You watched Teresa and Tiffany on the Playboy channel? Alicia... you got something you want to tell me?
No it wasn't them, these girls were both brunettes and they...
SO ANYWAY, teaching TNT Bunnies a lesson tonight!
Yea them ones, lets go out there and show them that messing with us was a mistake and once we've got rid of them we can focus on putting on the best women's match ever seen at the grandmummy of them all eh?
The rubber match. And I'll prove to the world that I am truly the greatest women's wrestler in the world!
*Laughs* That will be decided at Wrestlemania won't it? You're right it's one a piece and Wrestlemania will decide which one of us has the advanatge. What I like about facing you though id the fact I know I'll get a fair fight, no shortcuts, no cheating, just a good clean fight that we both know will be awesome.
I'm only foolin around Alicia. I know it's not a foregone conclusion. I'm looking forward to the test. I mean... you've proven yourself to be a worthy champ afterall. You beat Layla on Friday decisively! So long as you keep your mind off the porno channels I'm sure we'll have just as good a match as we had at the Rumble and Armageddon.
Porno channels? Yes I'm sure we will too but first we've tonight so let's go and get changed?
Sure. Just don't get any ideas...
Don't worry I never have any ideas about anything
*Katie laughs and shakes her head before putting her hand on Alicia's shoulder.*
Come on, let's go.
Feb 25, 2010 19:06:34 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following Divas tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, the team of Teresa Matheson and Tiffany, The TnT Bunnies!
Howard: And their opponents, first, Katie Lea!
And her partner, she is the WCWWE Women’s Champion, Alicia Fox!
Abe: Well, this war between Katie Lea and the Bunnies raged on for the better part of last year, with many other Divas being drawn into it, but it all ends here tonight.
Barrett: Absolutely. This is indeed the war…
To settle the score.
Abe: ….Ooook.
The TnT Bunnies V. Katie Lea and Alicia Fox
First to 4, 15 minutes
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Feb 25, 2010 19:22:05 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Teresa and Alicia are the legal women. Alicia whips Teresa into the ropes, but she reverses it and catches Alicia with a back body drop! Tiffany tags in and she and Teresa double suplex Alicia! Katie runs in for the save, but Tiffany knocks her to the outside! Teresa pulls Alicia up and tosses her to Tiffany. Tiffany holds the Champion up and Teresa slaps her! Alicia’s eyes go wide with rage!Abe: Uh-oh! The Bunnies may have made a mistake there!
Barrett: Hell hath no fury like the Women’s Champion scorned!
Teresa goes to slap her again, but Alicia kicks her back and breaks free from Tiffany’s clutches! Teresa charges, but is met with a spinning heel kick! Tiffany grabs Alicia by the hair for a powerslam, but Alicia wiggles free and hit’s the Foxed Out! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, Katie Lea and Alicia Fox!
Post-match, Teresa comes in and begins laying in punches and kicks to the Women's champion. Tiffany soon helps her out in this endeavour and the two continue to put the boots to her. Teresa places Alicia in the corner and chokes her, as Tiffany goes to the opposite corner. Bronco buster by Tiffany!
Teresa then pulls Alicia up by the hair and nails her with a brainbuster!
Abe: Now come on! This is uncalled for!
Barrett: The Bunnies are not taking this loss gracefully.
Matheson and Tiffany raise their arms in the air and go to leave. Referee Jack Doan brings in the Women's championship belt to give back to Alicia. Matheson suddenly grabs Tiffany by the shoulder and urges her to come back.
Tiffany kicks Doan in the testicles. Doan collapses to the mat as Teresa picks up the Women's title belt. Teresa motions for Tiffany to hold Alicia up. Teresa then smashes her in the head with the title belt.
Abe: Enough is enough! Somebody stop this!
They stand over Alicia. Teresa grabs Alicia by the hair. Katie Lea though has recovered and charges into the ring with a steel chair to chase them off.
The Bunnies scatter and head up the ramp content with their work.
Abe: Katie runs the Bunnies off, but the damage may have been done!
Barrett: The Women’s Champion is in a bad way, Abe.
Katie then approaches Alicia and tries to bring her back to consciousness in the middle of the ring.
Alicia slowly comes to, and smiles at Katie. Katie smiles back at her and then...
Katie moves in and makes out with Alicia Fox!
Abe: WHOA!!!
Barrett: Um… wow.
After a few seconds, Alicia shoves Katie off. The two women stare at one another in a state of shock. Katie looks incredibly embarrassed.
I'm sorry... I'm so so sorry...
Katie quickly rolls out of the ring and quickly walks to the back as Alicia sits in the ring looking bewildered as Fight Club comes to a close.