Post by Modster B Natural on May 6, 2021 22:30:23 GMT -5
What a Pay Per View show we had.. huh? *CHEERS* Some exciting action... thilling twists... and compelling feuds coming to an end. Not to mention that Smackdown has crowned two new champions... first the NEW WCWWE Tag Team Champions... Matt Striker and MVP! *Boos* And NEW Undisputed WCWWE World Champion... John Cena!
But that isn't the end of the story... no no no. With Wrestlemania just around the corner, we are just beginning! And with that in mind, I have come out here to make some announcements concerning Wrestlemania.
First, the women's Cash in the Vault match... Smackdown's representatives will be... Layla... Mickie James... and the Bellas! Good luck to all the women in that match... Make smackdown proud.
As for the Money in the Bank match... I ran into a bit of a problem... we have so many talented wrestlers here on Smackdown, that it is hard to choose who I'm going to send into MitB. Looking back at the pay per view, there was one key win that stood out to me, one man who earned their spot in MitB with their victory at No Way Out... and that man is Triple H!
As for the other two entrants... I have decided to let them battle it out in MitB qualification matches. And they are as follows.
Mike Knox vs. R-Truth
and
Shawn Michaels vs Charlie Haas
Lastly, Smackdown has been rich in the tag team division for over a year. I mean, just look at the last two undisputed tag team champions... they were both Smackdown teams. So, i asked... no... DEMANDED that Smackdown be given the Tag Team Title match at Wrestlemania... and it was quickly granted.
Now, I know what most of you must be thinking... rematch... a rematch between the Cult and the InCrowd for the WCWWE Tag Team Championship. *CHEERS* But, I'm not going to do that. *boos* Now, hear me out! As I said, Smackdown tag division has been one of the most compelling divisions in the history of WCWWE. And while, In Crowd vs Cult might be an exciting match... I feel that WM deserves better than a rematch.
So, who will be challanging for the tag team titles at Wrestlemania? It will be one of two teams... two teams that are new to the tag division that have taken it by storm... and next week they will fight it out for the #1 contendership. And those teams are...
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Kyo Dai!
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and....
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The Wig Splitters!
Good luck to both teams!
Wow... wow... wow... hang on JUST A MINUTE!
The Miz makes his way out onto the entrance ramp looking agitated.
You come out here and you say that the greatest tag team in professional wrestling today isn't getting a title rematch? Don't you understand who we are? We're John Morrison and The Miz! We are the ones who pull in the ratings for your little Tuesday night show. So Stephanie, will all due respect, the very LEAST you can do is reward us with the title rematch we deserve. We deserve the opportunity to undo the wrong that was done to us on Friday night at No Way Out.
We were cheated out of those titles by two guys nowhere near as marketable. Who do people want to see? A teacher and a power ranger? Or... as you so often like to call John and I... the In Crowd!
So Stephanie, I demand that you give us our rematch in 4 weeks at WrestleMania XXVI!
Ah miz.. You took longer than expected. But I'll repeat this very slowly so that you can understand.
There.... will be... no... re....match... at... Wrestle...mania.
I have made my decision... as I have already said, the winner of Kyo Dai and Wig Splitters will be the number one contender and challanging for the Tag Team Titles at Wrestlemania.
Kyo Dai and the Wig Splitters? Get this into your head Steph. NOBODY... CARES... ABOUT THEM!
John and I WILL get our rematch and we will go to your daddy and demand it if you refuse us. So way I see it, you either give us our shot, or you get underminded by daddy. You want to go back to being seen as the Billion Dollar Princess? Do you Steph?
Now hold on... I said there would not be a rematch at Wrestlemania... but i never said their wouldnt be a rematch at all. I could care less who the champions are going into Wrestlemania.
So... how about this...next week... on Smackdown... you'll see MVP and Matt Striker taking on John Morrison and the Miz... for the Undisputed Tag Team Championship!
FINALLY! Well Steph... I'm glad you finally "came to your senses". Thank you so much for this opportunity!
The Miz gives a sarcastic smile to Stephanie and goes to leave...
Oh... just one more thing... this will be your only rematch. Don't get it done tonight, and you won't be allowed to challange for the tag team titles while MVP and Striker hold them. *Stephanie smiles at Miz as her music begins to play*
Kyo Dài vs Carlito/Primo
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Akio with a buzzsaw kick to primo.
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners.. Kyo Dai!![/quote]
A 4 match winning streak! Not bad for a tag team many thought was gonna job a lot!
Did you use a wrestling term?
Err.... I meant lose a lot.
FCW... you can't teach them to cut promos properly.
Yeah, and thats why you laughed during Jerry Lawler's promo back in 1997... and your still employed.
Yeah, but...
And the time when you failed to catch Undertaker at Wrestlemania...
AH! Talking about Wrestlemania... we're in danger of not being on the card!
What? But you won the Royal Rumble last year! How can you fall so far down the card!
Yeah... wait what?
Listen, I have a idea...
And it is?
Whispers in his ear
I like that. Like that alot.
They walk off the screen.
Ted DiBihaase & IRF!!
And their Opponents… Miz and Morrison!
The Miz and John Morrison vs Ted DiBihaase & IRF(Kung Fu Thrillas)
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Morrison and Haas are busy on the outside as Miz hits the Mizaster on Funaki…
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2..
3!!
Here are your winners… John Morrison and the Miz![/quote]
At long last, Chris Masters is back on the SmackDown brand. Its been a while. Too long, if you ask me.
For a while now I've been kept out of the spotlight - I'd wager to bet even a few WCWWE fans would fail to recognise me if they saw me in the street. It got me thinking about my career, and I realised something. I need to stand out from the pack. Its no good merely being a generic, oily, muscle-bound powerhouse. The Warlord was one of those. So was Brakkus. So was Luther Reigns. None of them are really looked back on with much fondness. Especially Brakkus, he sucked something fierce.
However, like most of the aforementioned fans, I did get hit by a wave of nostalgia. So, as well as hitting the gym - because every though I don't wanna be generic, I still wanna be muscle-bound...chicks dig the muscles - I also used my free time to raid the WCWWE archives - look at a few tapes from the golden years when wrestlers had distinct personalities instead of the boring crop of morons I see every day round here. This time spent studying the history of eras gone by served as something of an inspiration to me, and I feel ready to take the next step in my career.
I want to dominate this brand. I want to skyrocket to the top of WCWWE, and be in control of the fates of those who dare to try and stop me.
*Masters pulls out a hand-made John Cena puppet*
Look at this, kids! The current WCWWE Champion, John Cena! Do you have anything to say to your legions of adoring fans?
*Masters feigns fake Cena voice*
"The champ is here! Chain Gang Soldier! Word life! Thuganomics! You want some, come get some!"
Wow, John, powerful insights. Do you have anything to say about the return of Chris Masters?
"Nah, I don't even know who that is, dawg! But if he comes near me, I'll make sure to adjust his atttitude!"
Wrong answer.
*Chris Masters proceeds to rip the puppet to peices, before throwing it on the ground. He turns on a nearby stereo, which plays some vintage Metallica*
My name is Chris Masters. I'm no longer gonna be known as the Masterpeice. From this point onwards, I am the Master of Puppets. And you will obey me, unless you wanna get torn to shreds too! Now get the hell out of here!
Kane vs Chris Masters
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Masters locks in the Master” of Puppets” Lock(working title)… He throws Kane from side to side until he goes limp. Masters is able to move him around at will… the referee checks him… then calls for the bell!
Here is your winner… The Master of Puppets![/quote]
*Triple H slowly walks out of his locker room where Joey Styles waits for him.*
Triple H..Can we get a few words before your matchup with Mike Knox tonight?
Thoughts? I'll give you thoughts, Joey..I destroyed Shawn Michaels at No Way Out, I left him battered and beaten a shell of himself. Hell the guy has failed to come out of hiding yet. But now his body guard who I might add I destroyed with ease just a couple of weeks ago wants to make a name for himself against me.
Well Knox, you want a fight tonight you are going to get the biggest one of your life. I will leave you off worse than I did Michaels, then the two of you can both go off and hide in the corner as I continue my rise back to the greatness that I am expected to be at. The time for games is over boys, the road to Wrestlemania is here and I am more than ready to get on it.
There are rumors that the General Manager of Smackdown, Stephanie McMahon will address Wrestlemania tonight. Any idea as to whether that will involve you?
Asking me about my uhh pillow talk are you, Joey? No, I have no idea what Steph might say, but in many many ways she knows that I am that damn good. In the ring being just one of them. But she is a smart woman and I am sure she will do the right thing by this show and get the King of Kings where he should be, on the card.
See I don't care who I face. I just want that shot. The shot that I have earned year after year. Before I was married and after I was. So whoever it may be from Funaki to Mike Knox to John Cena himself. Remember that you are stepping into the ring with the game.
Mike Knox is just going to be another example tonight of what happens when you try to play this game. I have faced everyone they have thrown in front of me so if you want to try me then bet my guest.
*Triple H walks away from Joey Styles as we go back to ringside.*
Triple H vs Mike Knox
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Knox sets up the knox out, but HHH escapes… kicks Knox in the gut… Pedigree!
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3!!
Here is your winner… Triple H![/quote]
Congragulations Montel!
Those are some pretty nice championship titles you got there!
*MVP smiles and raises a flute of champagne*
Yes I'd say yours are pretty good looking too Matt
Why?Thank you Montel!
Just something that i won from some idiots out there.
*Striker also raises his flute of champagne,giving a toast,and then giving a sip of it*
And now,we arent limited to beat these weaklings from Smackdown,we now have the chance to beat every single wrestler of this company.It fits us,we are VIPs.We deserve this,dont you agree?
Quite now every team in this company will have the honor of being beaten by us
Striker gives a litte laught,adjusting the belts on the shoulder,and looking at them a litte
Why even bother that?
They should just let us have it for a year,it would just save times for us don't you think?
But I guess we need to show a example,as the best unified tag team champions there will ever be!
What's the point of being the best if you can't rub it in a bit huh?
True true...and what to you have to say about the loosers of our match?The Miz ,or what i like to call,Failure,and John Morrison,or if you like more,idiot.Whatever you want to call them
Why even talk about them like they say
In this world there are
Winners...
And there are Losers
*Striker laughs before answering*
Be jealous because we are better than everyone.
I bet they are so ashamed of the defeat that they wont even dare to challenge us again.
As it should be we beat them and now Striker we've got plenty of other teams to beat
True
I think we should still show to them were they place is,because it doesnt look like they are smart enough to understand it on their own.
I mean isn't the fact that we won the UNIFIED tag team titles from his is proof enought for them?
Well but give a beating to them is never a problem to us,right Montel?
Handing out a beating is never a problem for the Cult Matt
Blood is the most serious thing out there
Enough Blood and everybody will know we're the most serious team in wrestling today
Guess you are right,Montel.
Lets make sure to not only beat them again,but to also destroy and humiliate them.
You know Matt it's funny you should mention that because I've got an idea for next week
Braddock?
Show the cameraman the door
Braddock starts pushing the cameraman awya of the locker and slams the door on his face
CM Punk/Colt Cabana vs Finlay/Hornswoggle
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First to 3
10 Minutes
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Punk hits the Go 2 Sleep on Finlay as Colt tosses Hornswoggle to the outside…
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2..
3!!
Here are your winners… CM Punk and Colt Cabana![/quote]
S: Come in!
*Somone enters*
S: Let me call you back. *hangs up phone* What are YOU doing here?
*Camera pans out to show Raw's Natalya*
N:What is wrong?A RAW diva cant visit the Smackdown GM?Arent we the part of the same company?Its just a....friendly visit,of course!
S: ...of ...course... What can I do for you?
N: Well...i wasnt reaally planning asking something but...there is something you could help me.As you know,my Uncle bret is the GM of RAW...but he isnt really making good choices on how use me at his Show.He is letting family feeling get on his way... But im sure that a experiencied GM,a McMahon like you would surely know how use me.You know...just let me wrestle a match against a man,so i can finally make eveyrone understand im the best Diva on this company.And oh,i wont sue you to get that of course.
S: Wrestle a man? I'm not sure I can do that. You're not a Smackdown superstar, so I can't really just be putting you in harms way. Not to mention Raw GM Bret Hart is your uncle... and I'm not sure i'm comfortable making a Man vs. Woman match here on Smackdown.
Natalya frowns a litte
N: Well steph...you are a McMahon,what the hell could Bret do?!He cant make anything about it,and i dont care what you think.And you were weak and let two littte useless divas get the better over you to wrestle man.So there is nothing that could stop you from booking the match.Or are you afraid that a RAW diva makes the SD divas look like the untalented and pathetic wrestlers that they are?
S: Look here you little.... *Holds back* If you think I'm going to let you come in here and try to trick me into giving you a match... you got another thing coming. Men and women should not be allowed to wrestle aga.. *She stops mid sentence and looks up behind Natalya. Camera pans out and shows the Bella twins standing there with their arms crossed. Next to them is their lawyer. The Bellas have a "just try it" type expression on their faces.
*She thinks about it for a second.* S: *sigh* Fine. You want a match... you got it... and it is up... next. Head on out there while I let your opponent know.
Natalya looks behind to see what Steph was looking to and Nattie angry expressions turns into a smile of victory
N:I knew you i could count on you Steph!Im really glad you could see my point of view about it!Now if you excuse me,i have a match to win,and a Smackdown wrestler to defeat.
Natalya turns alway,with smirk on the face,leavin from Steph room,walking trought the Bella twins. They look back at Stephanie... and see a small smile producing across her face.
And her opponent.....
….
….
EZEKIEL JACKSON!
*Natalya looks shocked as the large man makes his way down to the ring*
How could Stephanie do this to Natalya?! She’s going to get hurt out there!
Natalya vs Ezekiel
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First to 3
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Ezekiel bodyslams Natalya then signals for the Dominator… Just then the bellas run down to ring side and jump on the mat… distracting the ref. Ezekiel drops Natalya and goes over to the ropes, chasing the bellas off. He yells something about not getting in his way or they were next… Just then Natalya rushes over and catches Ezekiel from behind by surprise! Rollup!
1..
2.. Natalya puts her feet on the ropes…
3!!
Here is your winner… Natalya!
* Natalya rolls out of the ring before celebrating on the floor. Ezekiel is beside himself… He kicks the ref in the gut and plants him with a dominator! Natalya is shown walking up the ramp with her arms raised as we go to commercial break*[/quote]
Hey Layla. What's up?
*Layla turns around and shakes her head at Mickie*
C'mon Layla! You're still upset about Friday?
Mickie... I'm upset because I thought we were friends!
We are! Why would you think otherwise?
You said you'd be ringside for me in my title match against Alicia Fox... and then when I got to the arena what was it I heard? Oh... Mickie James isn't here! You weren't there for me when I needed you! You could have helped prevent that stupid stupid STUPID Alicia Fox from being champ! We could have had the belt on Smackdown and dominated!
At Mania, it's Alicia v Katie, friends fighting... for the title. It could have been us!
*Layla looks at the ground, dejected. Mickie puts an arm around her*
Layla... sweetie, I'm sorry. My flight was delayed, but I wanted to be there, I really did!
But look on the bright side. Stephanie McMahon announced that we're in the Cash in the Vault match! And remember who won that match last year? And used it to win the Women's Championship?
*Layla suddenly looks a little bit happier.*
That... that was you wasn't it?
That's right! So see? Maybe things didn't go our way this time, but that doesn't mean we won't get another chance. Y'never know what'll happen.
*A look of realisation comes across Layla's face. She smiles*
Oh I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING! You're saying that you have the experience of winning Cash in the Vault... so this year, you can pass your experience on and help me win it. Right?!
...Well, that's one way of looking at it. But really Layla, it doesn't matter which one of *cough*me*cough* wins it, because either way whichever one of us does win, *cough*me*cough* we're sure to capture the gold, regardless of whether it's Alicia Fox or Katie Lea. Who I beat for the title last year. Remember that Layla? Wasn't that awesome?
That was awesome! And when I cash in and beat... whichever one of those morons is champ... it'll be fantastic! Thank you Mickie!
*Layla grabs Mickie and hugs her*
You're like... the best friend... EVER!
*Layla turns away excitedly and goes back to getting her bags sorted. Mickie rolls her eyes*
Hey, that's what I'm here for.
Fade out.
*John Cena comes to the ring carrying the WCWWE Championship*
Well, well, well. For all the predictions, all the boasts and claims, and all I said and done, I can do exactly waht I said I was going to do. Stand in this ring and say, once again, THE CHAMP! IS HERE!
*This gets a mixed response*
Yeah, yeah, some of you don't care for me. But I'm the WCWWE champion so I don't really care what you think.
*No mixed reaction this time as Cena gets resounding booes*
This title is all that matters to me. This title is my life! And whether you like it or not, this belt proves I am the best in this business. Yesterday doesn't matter because today I am the champion.
Vladimir Kozlov, you tried your best. You gave me a hell of a fight. But in the end it wasn't good enough. I told you all along that you were good, but I was just better. You may have run over everyone on Raw, but on Smackdown, world champions beat you! You may want to rematch. You certainly earned one. So if you want a rematch, I say this...tough! I'm fully booked until Wrestlemania. Maybe after I retain my title on the grandest stage of them all, I'll let you lose to me again.
Speaking of which, that brings me to Dolph Ziggler. Dolph, you outlasted twnety-nine other men, myself included. You earned your big chance at Wrestlemania 26. But now the hard part begins. Now you have to face the big dog. And like I said, at Wrestlemania, you hit a brick wall. There is no perfect fairytale story. Only harsh reality.
Now you'd think with all that I'd want to take the night off But I'm not going to sit on my laurels. I'm not gonna just sit back and be content. And more importantly, I'm not going to deprive the paying fans of a John Cena match. So I am issuing a challenge, right now. Anyone in the back who wants a shot at the WCWWE Champion, non-title of course, come on down. Basically what I'm saying is if you want some, come get some!
John why don't you try shutting up and listening?
*MVP walks out with a microphone to resounding boo's wearing the RAW and ECW Tag Titles over each shoulder and the Smackdown version around his neck*
I've been there John I've been to the top of the mountain and won the top title in wrestling
But I'm going to tell you your going to fall and every time you talk that junk
''THE CHAMP IS HERE!''
Your setting yourself up for an even bigger fall
And trust me you will fall
I mean I couldn't get past a month
And let's face it your no me, Your no Montel Vontavius Porter
You won your belt that's no better than my sloppy seconds but I?
I won three titles in one night
So get your mind of Dolph Ziggler cause I'm the one here tonight and after I show everybody how I'm simply better than you maybe Stephanie will see that guiding light and give me a title match so Smackdown can have a champion going into Wrestlemania WHO WILL STAND A CHANCE!
*Mixed Reaction from the crowd*
Montel, Montel. Do you hear yourself? You only held this title a month. My last reign with this title lasted over a year. Here's a fun fact for you. Not counting the Royal Rumble, where it took twelve men to eliminate me, I am undefeated in 2010. And I'm am not about to start now. So you know what? You want a shot at me, you got it. After I beat you tonight and prove that I am without a doubt the absolute best, maybe you'll give me the proper respect.
I'll give you the only thing you deserve
A Humiliating Defeat
You can try. But just remember I'm not the same John Cena who was your personal whipping boy all those months ago. The roles have reversed.
Main Event
John Cena vs MVP(non-title)
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John Cena vs MVP(non-title)
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Cena lifts MVP for the AA… but MVP slips out and pushes Cena into the corner… PLAYERS BOOT!
Cena staggers out very groggy… MVP grabs him and sets him up for the playmaker… but Cena reverses it into the STF!!
MVP TAPS!!
Here is your winner… WCWWE Champion….John Cena!