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Feb 18, 2010 17:00:49 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Backstage, we see Joey Styles, along with Dean Malenko, Dusty Rhodes, and Mike Chioda.Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. I am backstage where tonight’s show is already in disarray. As reported earlier this afternoon on wcwwe.com, General Manager William Regal has not yet arrived at the building.
Chioda steps forward.
Joey, this isn‘t good. You see, the Board of Directors will be here shortly, and well, this show could be make or break for Mr. Regal.
Do you have any idea where he could be?
We do not. My cell phone got stolen earlier this week and when I arrived here today, I discovered that all the arena phones were disconnected. So if he did try to contact us-
Three men and two women in suits walk up to Chioda and company.
Man #1: Mr. Chioda.
Oh hello. Joey, the Board of Directors have arrived. Will you excuse me, please?
Chioda, Rhodes, Malenko, and the Board of Directors walk away.
Well ladies and gentlemen, as you can tell, things are very hectic here in the back. Let’s take you to ringside for our opening match.
Feb 18, 2010 17:03:30 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Ladies and gentlemen, Abraham Washington here, and with me, fresh off his suspension is the man who makes his in-ring debut tonight, Josh Mathews! Josh, excited about your first match?Josh says nothing.
…So anyway, let’s go to the ring with our first match!
Howard: The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.
Howard: Introducing first, accompanied by Rosa Mendes, Low Ki!
Low Ki has been petitioning for several weeks now to receive a shot at the FTW Title. He’s also started his own business. Busy guy.
Howard: And his partner, Steve Lewington!
Last week, Lewington suffered heartbreak, when Katie Lea, who had a massive crush on, rejected his kiss. Hopefully, he can man-up to handle the task at hand.
Howard: And their opponents, F-Plus and the FTW Champion, Ray Geezy, The Smooth Criminals!
Geezy got pinned by Ki last week. However, it was non-title, so Geezy kept the title. But Ki has to be considered a contender now that he’s beaten the Champ.
Low Ki and Steve Lewington V. The Smooth Criminals
First to 3, 10 minutes
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Ki and Geezy slug it out in the ring. Ki get’s the better of the FTW Champion, but then F-Plus tags in. Plus immediately takes Ki down with a big clothesline. He follows that with a Powerbomb! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Ki tries to tag Lewington, but the British Superstar is too distracted to even notice. Plus pulls Ki back to the middle of the ring and hit’s a scoop slam. Geezy tags back in and climbs to the top rope. Plus launches him onto Ki for the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Plus grabs Ki and holds him in place, as Geezy bounces off the ropes, but Ki moves and Geezy hit’s a flying forearm on his partner! Ki rolls Geezy up!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, Low Ki and Steve Lewington!
Ki wins it for his team, but the real story here is Steve Lewington, who didn’t even react when Ki tried to tag him!
The Criminals roll to the outside as Ki confronts Lewington.
I was trying to tag you!
Lewington just stares off into space.
Are you listening to me?!!
Lewington looks up at Ki, then walks away. Ki tries to go after him, but Rosa pulls him back.
Lewington is taking this Katie Lea situation pretty hard! We’ll be right back!
Feb 18, 2010 17:19:32 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
William Regal is on the street corner, trying to get someone to stop.This is ridiculous. My limousine doesn’t show up, the arena phone is somehow not working, Chioda won’t answer his phone, and now, to top it off, I, the General Manager, am being forced to hitchhike to the most important show of my reign!
Regal sees a car coming and waves frantically. The car slows down.
Oh at last.
Regal opens the passenger door and get’s in.
Wanna drink hoss?
Regal looks over and sees Doink.
Oh no.
Gimme his drink
This isn't happening. This can't be happening.
HELP!!!!
Regal tries to pry the door open to no avail.
Child Locks
Only way to keep Surfer Clown from falling out after his drinks
*sigh* Lance, what are you doing? Shouldn't you already be at the show?
Shouldn't I already be at the show? Nothing makes any bloody sense right now!!
It's like we're in Orlando
Low blow
*sigh* At least things can't get any worse.
You Hungry?
Well now that you mention it, I am a little hungry.
TO SHORTYS!
Feb 18, 2010 17:22:08 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re back. I understand Joey Styles is standing by.Joey Styles here. The Board of Directors is in the building, but our General Manager, William Regal, is not. With me now, is Dusty Rhodes.
Thank ya Joey Styles. No, we ain’t seen heads nor tails of William Regal at all. The Board o’ Directors, dey ain’t happy, Joey. Dey wanna know where Regal is, and quite frankly, so do the rest of us!
A gentleman walks up to Dusty and Joey.
Hello. My name is Wade Barrett. Could you please direct me to Mr. Regal’s office?
I’m sorry, but Mr. Regal isn’t here yet.
Oh. Too bad.
Barrett walks away.
……So anyway, Dusty. Do you guys have a plan, should William Regal not show up?
Yeah we do. We blame it all on Chioda.
You heard it here first folks! Back to ringside!
Feb 18, 2010 17:25:59 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Sheamus is in the back clearly not happy once again as he paces paces back and forth waiting for JTG. who eventually comes into the screen*JTG I told you that if you made me loose another match that me and you were going to have problems.I lost and then I guess to save yourself a beating you get yourself an suspension.what is up with you man I want an explanation.
JTG looks at sheamus in disbeliaf
What'ya mean,man?!Do you really think i chose to be attacked?That i wantd to lose a week of my paycheck?I would rather face a beating than lose money,you know it!
*Sheamus sighs and shakes his head*
Well I'll give you one last chance and if you make another mistake again like that you're gone you got it?
Alight alright.Anyway Sheamwow,you know that you already getting on the tracks again,you won last match by itself,i wont blame you if you fire me if you lose again.Just stay calm,you are the guy,you can do it,we can do it.Beside,i alreay got a sweet unfair boot to the head that day,so i would say that it already counts as a beating.
*Sheamus completely ignores what Jtg said and begins to speak*
So my match tonight is an 8 man tag match and technically it's a 4 on.....
*JTG interupts Sheamus making him more angry*
Now now man..i cant be sure that FOUR man win,its a harde job than one on one,i mean,any of them could screw up the match.And i cant make sure you get the pin.Its too much people to be sure of everthing
If you would let me finish it's technically a 4 on 2 because 2 wrestlers aren't really wrestlers.Todd grisham Josh mathews you 2 better not screw it up for me an what's his face. And you JTG just like Grisham and Mathews if you mess it up you are in for a world of hurt.
Okay okay,geez.You should be more worried about these two than about me,i will also try to make sure these two doesnt get on your way,okay Big Red?I will try my best
yeah su....big red?
Well,i was getting whitout nicknames idea so i stole some from the internet...it would fit Kane better,but its better than Big Pale...or Big White,or Big Irish.Well i will think on something better!
*Sheamus has no response as he walks away*
JTG yells as Sheamus walks away
What?!Its not easy to think on nicknames,you know?!Also you should start thinking about a catchphrase,do you hear me?!....well he is gonne...well,back to business!
JTG also starts to walk away as screen fades
(NOTE: I promise, a match is next!)[/quote]
Feb 18, 2010 17:28:16 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Hurricane Helms!
Hurricane Helms was defeated one week ago by Bryan Danielson. After a devastating loss like that, can Helms bounce back?
Howard: And his opponent, JTG!
JTG is making his return after a one week suspension for putting Chavo Guerrero through a table. How much aggression will he end up taking out on Helms tonight?
Hurricane Helms V. JTG
First to 3, 10 minutes.
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Helms rocks JTG with some punches, then goes for the Shining Wizard, only for JTG to catch it! Mugshot! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, JTG!
JTG with a big win after a rough couple of weeks! Can that momentum carry over later tonight, when JTG's friend Sheamus competes in an 8-man tag? I bet you're hoping it does, huh Josh?
Josh says nothing.
...We'll be right back.
Feb 18, 2010 17:36:10 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
With me at this time is none other than The Fight Club's own Katie Lea. Katie, last week on The Fight Club, Steve Lewington saved you from a beatdown at the hands of the TNT Bunnies after you refused to bring back the Bunny belt. After he saved you, he seemed to get a little lost in the moment and... well... he kissed you, and Katie you didn't like it. Is this a distraction going into your match tonight with Tiffany?Joey... of course it's a distraction. Do you know how bad I've been feeling for the last week? I never realised that Steve felt the way he did about me, and I feel bad that I don't feel the same about him... And apparently it's been obvious for a long time that he's liked me this way.
All my friends have been explaining to me how obvious it was... and how, well, how I seemingly led him on. Do you know how bad that makes me feel? I never meant to hurt Steve's feelings. I never meant to lead him on. I just wanted to be friends. Steve's not the one that I love.
Wait... so... who is?
What?
Who DO you love then Katie?
But I never said I loved anyone.
You implied it. You said "Steve's not the one that I love". So who do you love?
You're reading too much into this. Just forget it. There isn't...
Steve Lewington walks on screen.
Joey, could you... give us a moment?
Sure.
Joey stands there and waits for them to speak.
In private?
Oh yeah... of course...
Joey quickly exits.
I've just been listening to this interview Katie.... I've got to tell you, it hurt to hear what you just said. It hurt me more than you will ever know.
Steve I didn't me...
Please... let me finish Katie. Please. Whenever I first got here, I looked up to you as a hero. I remember watching you on the independents back home. You were one of the few people to go from the UK to being a big star here in WCWWE. To cut the bullcrap... everyone knows that I came to WCWWE as DJ Gabriel in November '08. I was lumbered with a crappy gimmick, but I was willing to do whatever it took to make it here in WCWWE.
I didn't do much truth be told. European Conquest with Drew was the best I did... before you were drafted to ECW. And while on ECW you became the Women's champ... and... while Alicia Fox may be the champ now, you're still the best women's wrestler in the world today...
You'd perfected your skills. You were THE woman. And when I first came up to you as Steve Lewington back in... what? August? I just wanted you to help me be like you, the best in my field.... and I wanted us to be friends.
Katie... I've felt this way for 6 months... and I thought that maybe just maybe you felt the same. You sure acted like you did. The thoughts of impressing you just gave me that extra motivation to do my best out there. I've struggled for months to move up a level, but... I've been in the form of my life recently. I've felt good about myself. I've felt good about my career. I actually felt good about us.
Sadly though... honestly? Now that you've made it absolutely clear you don't want me... I honestly don't care any more. If I go out there and win tonight, who cares? All I want is you.
Steve, I NEVER meant to hurt you. All I can say is that I'm sorry, and I truly honestly want us to still be friends. We can move past this. We can atleast give it a try.
Maybe.
But right now, I think I need a little space. I'm sorry Katie. I just... I just need some time to reflect...
Steve kisses Katie on the cheek and walks off looking dejected.
Feb 18, 2010 17:40:13 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
ZOMGZ ZOMGZ ~~~O~~~M~~~G <3 <3 <3 <3Kitty lee i got u in a match tonig an i'm gonna win cuz im lyk way cuter n junk!!!!!!1111oneandahalf~~
Hmm... Katie Lea Katie Lea Katie Lea. You try your darndest to keep the Bunny Belt away from it's rightful owners, two sexy delicious Playboy Models, but trying to keep beauty away from what beauty deserves never works out well. Thing is, I'm hot, you're not, and hot girls always get their way when it's between them and an ugly skank like yourself.
cuz boyz lyk us lolz
Feb 18, 2010 17:43:27 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following Divas contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, accompanied by Teresa Matheson and representing the TnT Bunnies, Tiffany!
Well, the lovely Bunnies last week asserted themselves as the dominant Divas on Fight Club, taking it to the former Women’s Champion, before being chased off by Steve Lewington, who had no right being near the ring, I might add!
Howard: And her opponent, Katie Lea!
Here comes Katie Lea MANchill, as the Bunnies and myself like to call her. We’re tight, ya know. But Katie Lea, I give her credit. She turned down that sniveling sad sap, Steve Lewington, so she’s got that goin’ for her.
Which is nice.
Tiffany V. Katie Lea
First to 3, 10 minutes.
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Tiffany tries every dirty trick in the book, including hairpulls and eye scratches, but Katie shakes it off and eventually get's the Bunny in the corner. She hammers her with punches and kicks, then hit's the Kat Nap! Cover!
1!
2!
Teresa breaks it up! The ref calls for the bell!
The Bunnies pound on Katie until Alicia Fox comes running down the aisle! She goes after Tiffany, while Katie fights Teresa off! Alicia nails Tiff with the Foxed Out, while Katie set's Teresa up for the LeaDT, but Matheson escapes! She pulls Tiffany out of the ring as Alicia and Katie watch on from the ring.
Lucky thing for Katie that Alicia Fox was here tonight, or she would've been in big trouble!
Josh: Absolutely.
HE SPEAKS!!! We'll be right back.
Feb 18, 2010 17:51:31 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Hoyt,Doink and Regal are shown outside of a rather dingy looking store with a large neon sign saying ''Shorty's''We'll just go in order some ribs and leave Hoytamania promises
What kind of a place is this?
Ever been to a hooters?
Are you bloody mad?!! I am the General Manager of The Fight Club! I can't be seen at a place like this!!!
We have to go somewhere else.
Don't worry Billy this place is nothing like that Hoytamania promises
*sigh* I sense I'm going to end up regretting this.
It has much lower standards
......ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MINDS?!!
I will absolutely NOT dine at such a place! Never!
Feb 18, 2010 17:54:38 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*Dolph comes out and stops at the top of the ramp. He is in his ring attire, with his hair slicked back and wearing his trademark sunglasses. With him is Michelle McCool who is playing up the crowd, "presenting" Dolph and clapping for him. Dolph stands at the top of the ramp and takes in the crowd. Finally he makes his way down to the ring.. slapping a few hands along the way. Dolph hops up onto the mat then jumps over the top rope all in one smooth almost seamless motion. Climbs the top rope and reveals his abs to the fans, several women are heard screaming in appreciation. McCool makes her way around to grab a mic, then climbs the stairs to the ring. Dolph holds the ring ropes open for her as she enters the ring.
*McCool pulls out a piece of paper and begins reading* Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you one of the fastest rising stars in the business today... He is the perfect combination of brains, brawn and quickness... he makes men sha... *McCool pauses then looks at Dolph, who gives a "keep reading" motion. McCool rolls her eyes and continues* He has men shaking knees and women saying please... He defeated 29 other wrestlers in a single match... and is on his way to main event at Wrestlemania. He is a man who says perfection isn't his goal... but his birthright... I present to you ... THE... Hollywood Blonde... DOLPH ZIGGLER! *Hands the mic to Dolph*
Thank you, Michelle. All I have heard this week is "the WCWWE Title match between Cena and Kozlov is going to be huge! The winner of that match not only is the WCWWE Champion... but they earn the right to defend the belt in the main event at Wrestlemania."
And I get that, and I respect that. Hell, I even went to Smackdown and Raw to get an up close view of this feud... and man, is it intense! On one side you have Vladimir Kozlov... the Russian bulldozer who systematically defeated every former World Champion on his way to becoming the Undisputed WCWWE Champion. He has faced every challenge head on, and has never backed down.
On the other side, you have John Cena. A man who at one time ate, drank and breathed that title. It wasn’t something he owned, it was a part of him. And without it, he is not the same man. For the last year, he has been unable to get back into the championship scene. But he has had one helluva run here the last two months and earned himself a title shot at No Way Out. He has an opportunity to get back a piece of himself.
Their rivalry has gone from friendly competitive banter and assisting each other, to a surprise attack this past Smackdown. So, no question, this match is going to be big.
But somewhere along the way, people began to forget about the impending future. That Wrestlemania is just around the corner. And no matter what these two have accomplished... or what these two might do... there is something neither can say they have yet... A guaranteed slot in the Wrestlemania Main Event!
That's right. I, Dolph Ziggler, have something that even the WCWWE Champion himself cannot claim. These two are fighting each other for something I won over a month ago... when I tossed 29 other men over the top rope to claim the Royal Rumble victory... and punched my ticket straight to Wrestlemania.
So, boys, have a good fight. I'll be there in person to see it. And it doesn't matter who wins, cause at Wrestlemania, and whoever I may be fighting... I expect the match to be nothing short.... of perfection. *Dolph's music starts playing again and both he and McCool leave the ring*
Quite a statement by Dolph Ziggler, huh Josh?
Josh says nothing.
Uh, well… anyway, we’ll see Dolph in action a little later tonight. Fight Club will be right back.
Feb 18, 2010 17:57:38 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
The camera cuts to backstage, where Shad and Goldust are preparing for their tag team match later on tonight. Shad - "A'ight man, now pay attention. The Pitbulls aren't gonna be an easy ride for us tonight. Now I know we seem like an odd combination here, but I'm sure we-"
Goldust cuts Shad off by placing his fingers over Shad's lips.
Goldust - "Shhhhh...Shaddy....You say we seem like an odd combination...but with us I see a brilliant chemistry. You covet green, you're all about that, how does it go? 'Money money'? Well I...I covet gold. I covet gold titles, gold statues, gold standards and that's why we'll beat the Pitbulls tonight. To get the green, Shaddy, we got to, got to, got to...get the gold..."
Goldust goes off into a mild trance while Shad looks around, slightly freaked out.
Shad - "Can you take your fingers away from my mouth now?"
Goldust - (Snapping out of his trance) "In time, Shaddy, in time. Do you know what important event is coming up?"
Goldust removes his fingers to let Shad speak.
Shad - "Erm...Wrestlemania?"
Goldust quickly replaces his fingers back over Shad's lips.
Goldust - "Close, Shaddy, but no cigar. The Oscars. And, being an accomplished visual artist myself, I fully expect the academy to finally reward my efforts this year. I plan to take home a little gold man...(smirks)...or two...and what better way to compliment the newest edition to my Golden Cabinet than with a pair of gold tag title belts? You understand what I'm saying Shaddy?"
Shad forcibly removes Goldust's fingers from his lips.
Shad - "Firstly, look man, it's SHAD. Ok? Not Shaddy. Secondly, how do you plan on taking home an Oscar? You ain't even nominated! They ain't exactly known for their best wrestler category and even if they were I doubt you'd be in the running for it."
Goldust looks hurt by this. He turns and appears to be crying.
Shad - "Aww, look. Just focus on winning the tag match tonight. You can worry about the Oscars later."
Goldust - "But, but you said I wouldn't win an Oscar..."
Shad - "Erm...sure you will?"
Goldust - (Suddenly incredibly happy) "Thanks, Shaddy! You always know exactly the right thing to say. As for tonight - Gold Is The Word, homeslice. So don't YOU worry about our supposed lack of chemistry as I have the midas touch..."
Goldust touches Shad who freaks out slightly.
Shad - "Man, I told you stop touching me!"
Goldust - (Ignoring him) "So Pitbulls, the name you will hear echoing throughout the arena tonight is one you should never forget. That name? Goooooooolduuuuuuussssssssssst...."
Goldust goes to leave but then quickly pops his head back into frame.
Goldust - "And Gasssssssssssssspaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd!"
Goldust leaves Shad shaking his head on screen.
Shad - (In disbelief) "Homeslice!?"
Feb 18, 2010 18:00:17 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Shad Gaspard and Goldust!
Here’s an odd couple if there ever was one. I can’t believe for a second that these two could possibly coexist as a team.
Howard: And their opponents, Jamie Noble and Kidd Kash, The Pitbulls!
The Pitbulls have been on the rampage lately, and I predict they will eat Shad and Goldust for lunch!
Shad Gaspard and Goldust V. The Pitbulls
First to 3, 10 minutes
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The Pitbulls take turns working over Goldust, with Noble working for a leg submission, while Kash concentrates on a ground-and-pound attack. Noble eventually get's Goldust down with a suplex, then tag's Kash. Kash goes for headbutt, but Goldust moves and Kash hit's his own partner! Goldust makes the tag to Shad!
Shad charges in and fells both Pitbulls with clotheslines, then a pair of slams! Goldust hit's the Curtain Call on Noble, while Shad nails Kash with the Getaway Driver! Both men make covers at the same time!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, Shad Gaspard and Goldust!
..........They won?! Really?! I... but...
*sigh*
We'll be right back.
Feb 18, 2010 18:10:15 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Well, Joey Styles here once more. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, our General Manager William Regal has still not arrived at the arena, and the Board of Directors is here. Needless to say, it’s a very tense situation for everyone and…A man in jeans, a KISS t-shirt, and a Pittsburgh Pirates hat comes running onscreen.
WOOOOO!!! Listen up now! My name is Justin Gabriel and I’m here to take Fight Club by storm! I got the moves in the ring, I got the moves in the air, and I got the moves… with the ladies! So remember, Justin Gabriel, takin’ Fight Club by storm! Thank you!
Gabriel runs offscreen.
…….So, yeah, things are very tense backstage. Back to you, Josh and Abe!
Feb 18, 2010 18:13:26 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.Howard: Introducing first, Drew McIntyre!
Well, here comes the man who claims he has been forgotten by management, Drew McIntyre. Last week, he challenged Dolph Ziggler to a match, and with the Board of Directors in attendance, he is looking to make a statement.
Well it seems the adage is right. The squeaky wheel does get the grease. When I ask nicely for a match with Dolph Zigger I amd denied. When I demand a match, I get it.
See maybe that's the way things are done around here. For all of Mr Regal little rules an niceties, the best way to get something is to take it. And yes, I know tonight will likely make little difference. Win or lose, Ziggler will still go on to Wrestlemania and face the World Chammpion. But there is one thing, one thing the makes things perfect. That makes me believe in things like fate and destiny.
Because tonight, the Board of Directors are in attendance. And officailly they are here to assesse our great and good General Manager. But that means they are paying very close attention to tonights show. You see I've said all along that the only reason that Dolph Ziggler won the Royal Rumble is because I wasn't in it. Tonight I am going to prove that.
Ladies and gentelmen of the board, please attend carefully. I assure you, you'll be impressed with what you are about to see.
Howard: And his opponent, accompanied by Michelle McCool, he is the 2010 Royal Rumble winner, Dolph Ziggler!
What is up with Dolph showin’ up on Smackdown and Raw this week? Just ‘cause he won the Rumble, he thinks he can do whatever he likes?!
Drew McIntyre V. Dolph Ziggler
First to 4, 15 minutes
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Drew whips Dolph into the ropes and ducks his head for a back body drop, but Dolph stops short and kick's Drew in the head! He sets up for the Ziggliac, but Drew counters it into a snap suplex! The two-time former Intercontinental Champion pulls Dolph up and goes for the Scot Drop, but Dolph counters that into a Northern Lights Suplex and bridge!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Dolph runs the ropes, but Drew catches him with a spinebuster! He then scoops Dolph up for the Cradle Tombstone Piledriver, but Dolph manages to slide out of it, only for Drew to spin around and nail him with a lariat! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Drew pulls Dolph up by the hair and goes for the Scot Drop and this time he hit's it! Cover!
1!
2!
Dolph just barely get's his shoulder up!
Drew is obviously frustrated now, as he pulls Dolph off the mat for a second Scot Drop, only for Dolph to catch him in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Drew grabs Dolph and throws him into the corner. He charges at him, but Dolph get's his feet up! Drew staggers back and Dolph catches him with the Zig Zag! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here is your winner, Dolph Ziggler!
Michelle enters to celebrate with Dolph, as Vladimir Kozlov appears on the ramp, applauding Ziggler's performance, as we go to a break.
Feb 18, 2010 18:34:32 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
At Shorty's, we see Regal talking to a waitress.Young lady, I don't mean to be rude, but do you really want to work at a place like this? I mean, you could do so much more with your life, instead of showing off your... assets, to any random man who walks by. In fact, I could even get you a job as my secretary! What do you say?
The woman flashes Regal, then moves on to the next table.
Mom hasn't changed a bit
She still get you free drinks?
That little trollop is your mother?! But... she's so young!!!
That's what I said
And Hoytamania'll tell Billy the same thing he told Surfer Clown
Looks Young
....Where is our bloody food already?! We're already late for the show as it is!
Oh, of all nights for something like this to happen...
Well somebody had to order the Filet Mignon
Hoytamania does it big
*sigh* Why did I have to get stuck with these two?!
Would Billy have preferred to carpool with Goldy and Shad?
I heard they use a wheelbarrow
Next time, I'm riding with Chioda. I'm never making this mistake again.
People ride with Chioda?
Hoytamania heard it's just him and the Blow-Up Dolls
I will have you know that Mike Chioda is a fine upstanding gentlemen, which is more than I can say for either one of you!
Hoytamania wants to know if Billy ever checked the trunk
First of all, it's William, not Billy. And secondly... why am I arguing with you two? There's no point. *sigh*
*A Man wearing a Shorty's t-shirt walks up*
Uhh yeah
The guy with the Dreads Burger is done and yer Vegetable Stir-Fry is done
But the big guys Filet Mignon is gonna take awhile
Just how long is "awhile"?
What time is it?
Regal looks at his watch.
It's ...6:33 PM?! Oh no!
Later
Regal springs up and lunges at the guy, but Doink pulls him back.
ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS?!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!! DO YOU?!! DO YOU?!!
You see the Mullet on that guy?
To hell with that did you smell his breath?
Hoytamania hopes he ain't touchin his food
*Sigh*
Ah miss mah old job
Feb 18, 2010 18:38:23 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
I'm here with American Dragon, Bryan Danielson, who is apart of eight man tag action tonight. What are your thoughts going into this match?I feel disrespected. Let me ask you something, how many years have you been in this business, one way or another?
Around 16 years but what does that have to do with tonight?
How many times have you been respected? Do people call you Mr. Styles? Do they shake your hand when the interview is over?
I'm doing this job for the love of wrestling. Any respect that comes my way is a bonus.
Don't get me wrong, no one loves this buisness more than me and that's why I feel disrespected. When I go out to dinner, I don't get to sit at the fancy tables like other sport stars, I don't get to go to movie premieres or award shows. Back in the sixties, the seventies, even the eighties, wrestlers could do whatever they wanted. The likes of Bruno Sammartino, Andre the Giant and Bob Backlund were household names. As the ninties came along, this sport was at fever pitch. The Monday Night Wars. You wanted Stone Cold, they had Goldberg, you wanted Undertaker, they had Sting, you wanted DX, they had the nWo. What happened to that?
The answer is simple. It fizzled out. These people wanted more and more and they couldn't get it. All competition was killed. Nobody knows what Goldberg is up to anymore, Sting should have retired years ago and the nWo are fighting themselves because no on in their right mind would want to face them. We then get to the new millenium. All the magic is done and year in, year out, this company tries to get it back. It always fails and it sickens me to say it probably always will. Why? Because when it comes to championships, the people who the fans want to get behind don't keep the gold long enough, the people the fans don't get behind are the ones hogging up the title scene and the ones they are actually behind get screwed out of oppertunities over and over again.
Yesterday, when I was in the hotel lobby, a young boy in his teens came up to me and said, "Mr. Danielson, Mr. Danielson, I want to be just like you when I grow up. Thank you for your time sir." His father came over and smacked that boy round the head, told him to shut up, that he was living a fantasy. He looked at me with disgust, tried to gather some phlegm from his fat throat. I knocked that man on his ass. He walked away, grabbing the child, the finals words I heard - "No Respect". That little boy in the hotel had more respect for me then his father, he had more respect for me than most of that locker room and he had more respect for me then Mr. Regal.
You would think the GM has enough problems already and yet, he names Evan Bourne the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship, the same Evan Bourne who I have defeated multiple times. What do I get? A pointless eight man tag team match that will benefit my career in no way at all. I have two freaking commentators for partners and the third was only IC Champion for two weeks, if that. I'd say how far the mighty have fallen but of course, that's my opponents. Somehow the longest reiging WCWWE Champion, longest reigning Extreme Tag Team Champion and another former IC and WCWWE Champion end up working for Santino of all people. Think there's any respect there?
Mr. Regal, I will not have you disrespect me. You put your rules down in the first place to ensure there would be respect. What have you gotten instead? Rebels who want you gone, who break you laws and couldn't give one. You do not want me to me apart of that. I'll pay whatever fines you put in my way, sit out any suspensions. One way or another, I will be a champion here in WCWWE and nobody can stop me, not even you. Consider your next move long and hard, Mr. Regal, before you reach a decision. Mr. Styles, thank you for your time.
Danielson offers a handshake and Styles accepts it.
Good luck with your match tonight.
You don't need luck when you're the best in the world.
Feb 18, 2010 18:41:05 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following 8-man tag team match is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.Here’s the match I’ve waited for all night!
Howard: Introducing first, already in the ring, Todd Grisham!
Haha! Have fun getting bounced around like a ping pong ball, Turd!
Josh stands up, grabs a mic, and enters the ring.
You know, in my 8 or so years in WCWWE, I've monitored the talent of this company. And I have to say it has been on the decrease. When I started, you had the Rock, you had Stone Cold, two of the greatest wrestlers in this industry. I applied to Tough Enough, and suceed in my first attempt. Remember that, its important. I got to the final, where some lucky punk got picked in front of me. But I didn't stop, I contiuned to get my dream, and I ended up being a announcer.
However, as a announcer, I began to see that all my hard work was in vain. They were bring in talent nowhere near my standard. They had 3 more Tough Enoughes. All of these wannabes, who weren't good enough to get into my Tough Enough, started to get success. That punk who took my spot was getting World Championship shots, for crying out loud. And as the years passed, these wannabes changed their names so no-one could trace their failures. John Morrison. The Miz. Shad Gaspard. And I haven't forgotten about you either, Kenny King, whatever Bingo Hall your at tonight. They tried to hide the fact they were second rate knock-offs. But I remembered.
And now on Fight Club, we are at a crisis point of talent. We have some guy calling himself HoytMania? Hoytmania? That guy couldn't even tie my shoe lance! And we have the embodiment of failure, Matt Hardy, on this show. And if my daddy was the booker, maybe I would be Intercontiential Champion too! How I wish I was calling RAW or Smackdown, where there is actual talent. But lets face it, when that disgrace of commentator (points at Washington), the higher ups need my talent, as the best at what I do, to cover for him and make this program watchable. Well tonight, Josh Matthews starts to take back what is his. Tonight, I evolve into what I always should have been. Tonight, the New Era Of Professional Wrestling begins.
You are looking at it.
Waits for his tag team partners to come out.
Feb 18, 2010 18:44:08 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: And their partners, accompanied by JTG, Sheamus!
Here comes The Fight Club’s answer to the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, Sheamus. This guy… I dunno. He was a hot commodity at one time, but now, I just can’t figure out what all the hype was about.
Howard: And their partner, Bryan Danielson!
This guy, though. This guy is worth all the hype. He’s a machine in that ring, plus he only has one loss to his name, and it was to the Intercontinental Champion. Not bad for a guy who’s been here a few weeks.
Howard: And their opponents…
The All-American American, Jack Swagger!
The Mexican Warrior, Chavo Guerrero!
The Priceless Ted DiBiase!
And The Don, Santino Marella!
Together, they are…
THE MARELLA CLAN!!!
Now that’s hype! Santino Marella knows how to pick em, that’s for sure! Two former World Champions, and one half of the longest reigning Tag Team Champions on Fight Club. That’s impressive, and THAT’S hype.
Todd Grisham, Josh Mathews, Sheamus, and Bryan Danielson V. The Marella Clan
First to 3, 10 minutes
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The Clan isolates Grisham, decidedly the weak link on his team, and take turns beating him down. Swagger delivers an Oklahoma slam, then tags DiBiase, who nails The Grish with a Million Dollar Kneelift! Chavo enters and goes for the 3 Amigos, uno, dos, tr- Grisham rolls him up!
1!
2!
Kickout! Chavo tries to grab Grisham, but he scampers to the corner and tag's Danielson!
The American Dragon nails Chavo with a hard kick, then suplexs Swagger nearly out of his boots! Mathews tags in and slam's Ted, then follows with a jacknife pin!
1!
2!
Santino breaks it up!
Mathews tag's Sheamus, who zeros in on Chavo(the legal man). He set's up for the Bicycle Kick, but Santino tries intervene! JTG hops up on the apron, only for Santino to knock him off! Danielson runs up and clothesline's Marella over the top rope! Swagger and DiBiase try to recover on the outside, only for Grisham and Mathews to dive on top of them!
Who knew they had it in them?!
The ring is cleared except for Chavo and Sheamus. Chavo goes for a Brainbuster, but Sheamus slips out of it and hit's the Irish Curse! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: Here are your winners, Sheamus, Bryan Danielson, Josh Mathews, and Todd Grisham!
I can't believe it! Mathews and Grisham actually won! And looked good in there too!
All four men, as well as JTG, celebrate in the ring as we go to a break.
Feb 18, 2010 19:01:37 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
*The camera fades backstage to where Cody Rhodes and Tony Atlas stand. Cody holds the Intercontinental championship over his shoulder and smiles as Atlas begins to speak.*My friends, gather around and bask in the greatness that is your Intercontinental champion and the future of The Fight Club, Mr. Cody Rhodes! He is back here this week and has graciously agreed to put his championship on the line against another poor sap..I mean another challenger. This week the lucky or unlucky guy is Evan Bourne. Now Bourne I got nothing against you personally but you are in the way of yet another successful title defense of one Cody Rhodes.
You can ask Mr. Bryan Danielson what happens when you cross this man. You are beaten, tossed aside and then forgotten about. Cody has waited since the Royal Rumble for another chance to put this title on the line and to show everyone just how great he is. More dominance is only in store and Evan Bourne if you think you are going to be any different then you are sadly mistaken.
Ah it feels good to be back. I know Mr. Regal must be just thrilled to have the face of his franchise back too. I know and everyone else knows that I am the best thing going today. I have proudly and valiantly defended this title from the day that I won it and it only continues today.
My title will stay with me until the day my career ends and an annoying little midget like you isn't going to stop that. So everyone please just sit back and bask in the greatness that is your Intercontinental champion! My name is Cody Rhodes and I am the complete package! I have spoken!
*Atlas leads Rhodes away from the camera as we fade away.*
Feb 18, 2010 19:04:43 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, and is for the Intercontinental Championship!Howard: Introducing first, the challenger, Evan Bourne!
Well, here comes the man who earned his title shot last week with a hardfought win over Matt Hardy in what is sure to go down in history as an all-time classic!
Howard: And his opponent, accompanied by Tony Atlas, he is the reigning and defending Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes!
Cody Rhodes has been quiet the last few weeks, but I know that’s because he’s been busy preparing for this match. This is sure to be a 5-star affair!
Intercontinental Championship: Evan Bourne V. Cody Rhodes
First to 4, 15 minutes
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Cody shoots Bourne into the ropes and catches him with a scoop slam. Cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Rhodes stays on Bourne, hitting kicks to the ribs, then pulling him up for a suplex, but it’s blocked! Bourne with a suplex of his own! The highflyer comes off the ropes with a running tackle, then a rolling thunder! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Bourne ascends to the top rope and comes off with a cross body, but Rhodes catches him, CrossRhodes! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Howard: The winner of this match, and STILL Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes!
Cody Rhodes continues to show why he has that belt, with another impressive title defense!
Rhodes and Atlas celebrate, but they don’t see Bryan Danielson run out! He slides in the ring and catches Rhodes with a kick as he turns around! Atlas tries to run, but Danielson hooks him in the Dragon Suplex, then locks on the Cattle Mutilation! Tony screams for help, but Danielson cinches the hold in! Finally, Dean Malenko and Dusty Rhodes run down and pull him off of Atlas. Rhodes pulls his manager out of the ring, as Danielson motions that he’s coming after the belt.
(NOTE: That’s not the end of the show. One more segment coming up!)
Feb 18, 2010 19:26:59 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
Hoyt's car comes screaming down the road. Inside, Regal and Doink are scared shitless.IS HE TRYING TO BLOODY KILL US??!!!
YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD LANCE!!
Y'know it's hard for Hoytamania to eat and drive
Lance, I have a suggestion for you.
PUT THE BLOODY FOOD DOWN BEFORE WE ALL DIE IN THIS CAR!!!
Hoyt continues to veer back and forth between lanes as other drivers honk their horns and shout profanities at him. Eventually, the arena comes into view.
Oh thank heavens!
Back in the arena:
Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mike Chioda and the WCWWE Board of Directors!
Chioda takes the mic.
It pleases me to welcome the Board of Directors to Fight Club!
One of the women steps forward.
Woman #1: Thank you, Mr. Chioda. But where is William Regal?
Um, well… we don‘t know.
Outside, Hoyt pulls into the parking lot and Regal swings open the door and races inside.
Man #2: What do you mean, you don’t know?
Well, uh, nobody‘s seen him all day.
Man #1: And nobody tried to contact him?
We did, but...
STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin stomps down to the ring.
Steve? What are you doing here?
WHAT?!
Why are you-
WHAT?!
I said-
WHAT?!
Footage cuts backstage, where William Regal is running down the hallway.
Steve, please, I’m just-
Austin kick’s Chioda in the gut and delivers a Stunner. He then looks around at the Board of Directors.
If ya wanna see Stone Cold and the Board of Directors have a beer bash in the middle of the ring, gimme a hell yeah!
Crowd: “HELL YEAH!!!”
Then somebody get me some damn beers!!!
As Austin’s music hit’s and beers start being tossed into the ring, Regal finally emerges from the back, covered in sweat, just in time to see the members of the Board drinking beer with Stone Cold, as Fight Club comes to it’s conclusion.