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Feb 10, 2010 17:00:15 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
JR: It's time for some Tuesday Night Smackdown!
BS: That was yesterday.
JR: Thursday Night ECW!
BS: ECW doesn't even exist any more. It got turned into a movie.
JR: Heat?
BS: Welcome to another episode of Wednesday Night Raw. I am Byron Saxton and alongside me tonight is none other than Good Ol' JR Jim Ross!
JR: That's right folks. An abundance of stuff happening tonight. The Peep Show returns to Raw for the first time in 5 years.
BS: The Television title is on the line as Zack Ryder challenges Big Show.
JR: But up first, we find out who Raw's newest superstar is.
*Lance Cade makes his way down to the ring microphone in hand*
From the incredibly disrespectful silence I'm hearing here
You people don't remember me
Well that's good
My name is Lance Cade
Plenty of people come through saying there the future of the wrestling buisness that there the most talented,most charismatic or best talker
Well you know what's different between them and me?
I don't talk about how I'm better than others
I remove them
Lance Cade is no footnote
Lance Cade has never waited for anything
Lance Cade is a Golden Boy
Do you know what Golden Boy's do?
We Shine
In the midst of all the crap and garbage
I! SHINE!
And I beat back anything trying to tarnish me
So whatever poor fool decided to take the challenge you get a double edged sword
You get to bask in my shine
And at the same time
*Cade cracks his knuckles*
You get to be my the first to fall
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your opening match of the evening and it is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring, from Houston, Texas, The Undertaker!Lance Cade vs. Undertaker
3 votes
10 minutes
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Undertaker with big soupbones to the jaw of Cade. He whips Cade off the ropes and goes for a boot. Cade hangs onto the rope and rolls out of the ring.
Taker goes out and chases him in, where Cade tries an Oklahoma roll. 2 count.
Cade clotheslines Taker back down. He then drops his elbow pad to the mat and goes for another, but Taker ducks and goozles him. Chokeslam is attempted. Cade gets down behind and rolls up Taker.
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Cade puts his feet on the ropes.
3!
Here is your winner: Lance Cade!
Feb 10, 2010 17:16:42 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
BS: Wow. Lance Cade just beat the Undertaker! What a debut!JR: More a return Byron, and didn't you see his feet on the ropes?
BS: Got to do what you got to do Jim. Cade was facing a former 6 time World champ. A wins a win.
JR: In any event... Maryse is in the back right now with Joey Styles.
BS: Other way round but yeah. To the back!
*Maryse is being inteviewed backstage*
Maryse, you seem to have hit a run of bad luck as of late. And tonight you take on WCWWE Women's champion Alicia Fox in a non-title match. Do you have anything to say?
Yea, times have been better... and Alicia... she's had my number for nearly the last year. Tonight, I get back on the right path. Back to where I need, where I deserve to be! Tonight I beat Alica Fox in the middle of that ring. I... just... just have to...
*Maryse walks off screen apparently lost in thought*
Back to you JR!
Feb 10, 2010 17:18:53 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
JR: Maryse doesn't seem herself. I've been saying it all week.BS: Yeah she seems a little... I dunno... down?
JR: Not very Maryse like, but that was certainly my interpretation of the situation as well.
BS: Well she's a talented woman. She'll pull through this bad spell sooner or later.
JR: Up next the Great Khali in action.
BS: Khali looking to make an impression after floundering about for months.
JR: You say that to his face?
BS: Hey, he said it to ME!
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from Orangeburg, South Carolina, “The Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin!
And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Ranjin Singh, from India, The Great Khali!
Shelton Benjamin vs. Great Khali
3 votes
10 minutes
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Shelton springboards into the ring into a brain chop to make a Khali finish look exciting.
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2
3!
Here is your winner: The Great Khali!
JR: Could this be the start of a good run for the Great one?
BS: Well the Brahma Bull has made some good fil...
JR: The Great Khali.
BS: Oh him! Yeah I guess it's a possibility.
JR: Tonight Maryse takes on Alicia Fox. The champ is in the back!
Joining me now is the Women’s Champion, Alicia Fox
*Alicia skips into shot and twists Joey’s nipple causing him to wince*
Thanks Alicia, tonight you face your long-term, bitter rival Maryse. What are your thoughts?
Jojo, you really need to come up with some new material, you practically ask me that question every week?
Em...Sorry Alicia, they tell me to ask that.
Well stick it to the man, think outside the box, let’s mix it up a little, try it again
Em...Ok. Tonight you face your long-term, bitter rival Maryse. Em...em... em...
Never mind Joey, I’ll answer your question now, but next time I want something new, let’s say a ‘Joey Style original’ perhaps. Anyways, tonight I face Maryse. If you remember back to our first interview of 2010, I vowed to two things. Numero Uno I said I would win the Women’s Title and I did just that. *Alicia takes the belt of her shoulder, kisses it and places it back over her shoulder.* Numero Two, I said I would exact revenge on Maryse for the way she treated by bff Katie Lea. Tonight, I do just that, Maryse and I have fought hard over the last few months, trading victories. So far the neutral would say the honours are even but recently we’ve been experiencing different emotions. My hard work and dedication have paid off to make me a champion; Maryse’s dirty tactics have left her in the doldrums. I don’t know what is going through that frog’s head at the minute, but every time she loses she goes all gooey and glass-eyed. Perhaps that would call for me to take it easy on her out there but that’s the last thing I’ll be doing. If I take Maryse lightly she will beat me, simple. No matter what state of mind I’m in I’ll be going at 100% because I have a lot of stuff I need to get back at her for. Tonight may or may not be the last time we face off but I’m going to make sure Maryse knows when she wakes up tomorrow that she’s been in the fight of her life. Now if you excuse me I have to go and get ready for my match. Talk to ya soon gorgeous.
*Alicia twists Joey’s other nipple and skips off out of shot*
JR: Well Alicia not showing much concern for Maryse's state of mind anyway.
BS: That's why she's a champ JR. She has that killer instinct.
JR: Maybe Maryse is playing mind games with her though? Could she be in Alicia's head?
BS: I... I don't know. We'll see later. What we'll see now is the Peep Show!
Christian comes to the ring which has been set up for the Peep Show.
Welcome to the award winning Peep Show! Well if Jericho can say it so can I.
It's been a while. In fact it's been nearly five years since the Peep Show entered your living rooms. That is far too long. Well ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, Peeps of all ages, wait no longer. Welcome to the return of your show, the Peep Show.
And of course, Captain Charisma is not a man to disappoint. He has gotten top guests lined up to the our big return. Real A-listers, if only in ther own mind. So please give a warm Peep Show welcome to my guests, the WCWWE Unified Tag Team Champions John Morrison and The Miz!
John Morrison and The Miz make their way out to the arena and get into the ring and take a seat on the Peep Show.
You know Christian, when you want to kick start a show back into life, you put on a big show to start with. That's why you asked for the biggest superstars in the entire world to come onto your show here tonight. Luckily for you, we obliged. I would say it's a pleasure for us to be here, but Christian, the pleasure is entirely yours.
Well some people do consider pleasure and pain to be the same thing. But as far as being a star goes, I hate to break it you but for all your posturing, not only am I, Captain Charisma, the Wednesday Night Delight...
Wait just one minute.
*Pulls out a list*
Lemme see here...
*Scans the list*
Aha. Thought so.
You stole that last one from me!
No, it's entirely different. The lawyers said so. Anyway, in addition to that, do you know your's truly is a movie star?
You're a movie star? YOU? I would say that there's no way, but I can kinda believe you were in a movie. Because I haven't heard about it, and there's no doubt any movie starring YOU would be... as the cool kids say.. "epic fail".
You don't have movie star good looks. You don't have the acting skills. You don't have the talent that the likes of say... John Morrison and yours truly, THE MIZ, have been blessed with!
Don't I? Well check this out.
Pretty neat, huh? How many independent Canadian films have you been in?
John Morrison and The Miz turn around to one another and bust out laughing.
Well we all can't be reality TV stars now, can we?
Hey, we both pulled in the ratings didn't we? We're Tough Enough alumni Christian. Reality TV is the in thing, and we took it to a whole 'nother level. We were both making our way up the ladder when WCWWE decided it was time to release poor little Christian. Because once again you proved back in 05 that without Edge you got nothing. You went out of pro wrestling for 3 years and then came back to Vince McMahon BEGGING... PLEADING FOR YOUR JOB BACK! We've never been fired. Tell him John.
Absolutely correct, Miz. You see Christian, neither of us has ever had to go look for new employment in Florida of all places. What were you doing down there, by the way?
Not that it matters. All that matters is that Miz and myself have never been in a position where we had to come and ask Mr. McMahon to rehire us, because we failed so miserably elsewhere. Mainly because Miz and I succeed at everything we do.
So is that why you had to audition for Tough Enough a second time after being rejected? And why The Miz dropped out of college to appear in the Real World? Wikipedia never lies, fellas.
Wikipedia? Really, Christian? That's the best you can come up with? And as for your allegations...
Miz has no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, I bet he doesn't. Maybe I should give Trishelle a call and ask her.
I looked up Wikipedia earlier. I typed in Christian... then had to look again because apparently you're not the first thing that comes up for that. But anyways, when I found your article it claimed you were a metrosexual rapping astronaut.
You seem to have confused my entry with John Cena's. Be that as it may, lets get to the real meat of the issue here. Funny as my jokes are...
Jokes? Funny? Um, I hate to break this to you Christian, but...
Hey, I don't see either of you nominated for a Canadian Comedy Award. Thing is Miz, or do you prefer Mike? Miz it is. Anyway, do you remember the conversation we had two weeks ago?
Yeah I remember it. I remember how I made you look like an idiot.... which isn't much credit to myself. It wasn't that difficult when I have these three nice shiny tag team belts on my shoulders and around my waist.
But anyways... what of it?
Well you see before I bumped into you I was considering my plans. About how I'd come close to winning thr Rumble but not quite managing it. About what I was going to do next. But now I have to thank you. Because I know now what my plans are. I'm going to find myself a partner. And I'm going to take those tag titles from you. Then we'll see who's laughing.
Well first off... who in their right mind is gonna want to face off against us with YOU in their corner? I mean everyone dreams of beating John and I for these titles, but nobody is dumb enough to choose you as their partner.
And I'm glad you recognise that Matt Striker and MVP are going to fail to become tag champs. I'm glad you recognise true champions when you see them Christian.
We'll with all due respect to MVP and Matt Striker, I hope, I pray you retain your titles, just so I can be the one to take them from you.
And as far as finding a partner goes, I have no shortage of people back there who are sick of you and are eager to shut you up. It's just a case of choosing the right man to represent the peeps!
If you don't know, now you kn....
Morrison gets up and nails Christian in the head with one of his tag titles. Miz then comes over and the two begin stomping Christian. Miz shouts for John to pick him up. He does so and holds him for Miz to slap him and then hit him with the title belt.
Who's been shut up now Christian huh? Who?
You can bring whoever you want to try to dethrone us as champions. We don't care, because we are the greatest tag team in professional wrestling today! We are John Morrison and The Miz!
We are AWESOME!
Morrison and Miz hold up the belts.
Be jealous.
JR: Wow. That's real impressive. Blindside a guy with a belt and then beat him down 2 on 1. I'm real impressed fellas.
BS: That's the Unified Tag Champs JR. It's like I said about Alicia. Got to have no room for remorse. Christian has been making snide remarks for a while now and he got his comeuppance.
JR: 2 on 1 though...
BS: Christian picked the fight. He dealt with the consequences.
JR: He did say he'd find a partner though.
BS: Yeah but, as Miz said, who would wanna team with him?!
JR: Yeah, who would wanna team with a 9 time tag champ.
BS: Exactly. Superpowers locker room NOW!
Jillian Hall is seen backstage.
Well, Miss Cash and I once again find ourselves across the ring from one another. Honey, right about now, you‘re probably thinking to yourself…
OOPS I DID AGAIN!!!
Cause you know you don‘t wanna be facin‘ me. Remember the Royal Rumble? Remember who won the six-pack challenge?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT‘S JUST ME!!!
And as for your boys, Croft and Baretta, they‘re gonna have contend with that new kid, Donnie Marlow, as well as Vlad‘s friend Hacksaw Jim Du-
Hacksaw Duggan walks up to Jillian.
Jillian! We got a match tonight, what’re you doin’?
Relax Jimmy! I‘m just havin‘ a little fun!
Jillian, tonight we’re partners, so you better start takin’ things seriously for a change!
And Donnie Marlow, I don’t know much about you, but you better be able to pull your weight tonight, or you’ll be eatin’ a 2x4 sandwich, TOUGH GUY!!!
Duggan stomps off, looking pumped.
Uh, well, I guess I better be headed to the ring then.
JILLIAN!!!
Coming!
Jillian blows a kiss at the camera, then runs off to join Duggan.[/quote]
JR: Is Jillian a superpower?
BS: I say she is. So she is. Okay? Okay.
JR: Okay. Jillian and Hacksaw haven't teamed since the Superpowers formed to the best of my knowledge.
BS: I have no idea. But you're probably right.
JR: I know one thing for sure though.
BS: What's that?
JR: They've never teamed with their tag partner tonight, Donny Marlow.
BS: To the back.
*Joey Styles is in the back with an unknown male.*
Ladies and Gentlemen at this time, the newest Raw Superstar, Donny Mar-
Whoa whoa whoa. Joey, I'm not Raw's newest "superstar". I'm Raw's newest WRESTLER.
When my father worked for Vince McMahon and the WCWWE, he wasn't called a "superstar". He wasn't known as a "sports-entertainer". He was a WRESTLER, just like I am. And I refuse to be known as anything else.
You see, my father was a King here in the WCWWE. My father reached heights no one would have thought possible when he first entered. But when people referred to him as "King Haku", that showed me that respect was earned, not given.
My legacy is wrestling, it's all I've ever known. From my childhood, to my teenage years, to today, my life has been all about wrestling. And yet, I'm referred to as a "superstar"? No.
Let it be known that starting today, I show everyone on the Raw roster what wrestling means. I carry the legacy that my father started 20 years ago with pride, and I will not allow it to be marginalized into something else.
My name is Donny Marlow. And I will make every last one of you believe... whether you like it or not.
*Donny Marlow walks off.*[/quote]
JR: Raw's newest supers...
BS: Wrestler JR. Raw's newest WRESTLER. You're a superstar.
JR: Thanks.
BS: That wasn't a compliment. I'm a wrestler.
JR: And yet have won 0, lost 0, drawn 0 so far. Good job Byron!
BS: I'm biding my time. Not biding their time are these two women up next.
JR: Terrible segue.
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Maryse!
And her opponent, from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, Alicia Fox!
Maryse vs. Alicia Fox
3 votes
10 minutes
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Maryse goes for the French Kiss. Alicia elbows out and runs the ropes. Yakuza kick by Fox. Maryse collapses into the corner. Alicia hits a running baseball slide.
Maryse staggers up and Alicia kicks her and tries an axe kick. Maryse moves out of the way and rolls up Alicia. 1-2-kickout!
Maryse hits the French Kiss!
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3!
NO!
Her foot was on the rope! The referee explains to a celebrating Maryse that she hasn't won. Maryse appeals to the ref. Alicia comes over and hits a back suplex then the Foxed Out axe kick!
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3!
Here is your winner: Alicia Fox!
Post-match, Maryse puts her head in her hands, not believing what just happened.
JR: Maryse looks devastated again. I never thought I'd feel bad for her after how she treated Katie Lea 3 months back.
BS: She'll turn it round... quality shines through eventually.
JR: Well.. you'd hope so.
BS: Something going down in the back...
At Bret Hart office,he can hear some knocks on the door,before he can awser Natalya rushes in,going to Bret desk,looking somewhat angered
Uncle!I need to talk to you!
Before Bret can awser,Natalya starts to talk again
Its about Spanky!And before you say anything,you know how i wanted to beat him!And you fired him before i had the oppotunity!This is not right...I wanted a opportunity!And if i cant face Spanky,then i want to face a male wrestler equally good as him!
Wow wow wow. Natalya... I had no choice but to fire Leonardo Spanky. Don't you remember what he did to you?
Yes i remember,he hit me with a chair.But i got myself into,there wrestler that go trought worse!And im a Hart,i can handle a chairshot,Uncle.
But you shouldn't HAVE to. You're a woman, and a man should never ever try to hurt you. That's just wrong.
But i WANT to wrestle with mans!I want to face them and beat them!I dont want to stay stuck with that wimpy divas that had no training,im above it!Thats why i wanted to beat him,that why i still want to beat someone like him.
I understand what you mean. There are a lot of divas who come in without earning their spot, but look around you! Alicia Fox, Maryse, Ms. Cash, Lin Lin... they may not have started as athletes but they've worked hard to earn their spots. Melina and Jillian have lots of experience, and I just hired Serena. I'm trying to build the best women's division in wrestling history, and you can be a huge part of it!
Uncle..you didnt achieve your success wanting to be stuck at tag teams?Yes of course,the Har Foundation is the best tag team of this emprasy,but my point is,if i can,i need to go after hight things,im not interested on low achievments,i want to be a women wrestler that was recognized by beating male wrestles,by being better than then..Uncle im sure you can understand it.
Natalya, with all due respect... you aren't even the best female wrestler right now. Alicia Fox is the champion.
Natalya looks to stay more angry with the commentary
You know why im not?Because when i wanted one,a RAW diva couldnt get a shot!Im the only diva that can make anyone tap out!And thats not the point right now,im not even able to get a number one contender spot,can i?So will you get a match against a male wrestler?It an be anyone, it can even be Trent Barreta!
Look... just... leave it with me okay? I'll think about it. But I think this is a ridiculous idea.
Its not a ridiculous idea,and Uncle,i am really doubting you will get me a match i want,you probaly planning on to make me face Jillian,arent you?Well,im going to do it myself in any case.
Natalya leaves Bret Room with what looks to be a angry look in her face,slamming the door on her way out[/quote]
Feb 10, 2010 17:46:26 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
JR: You can't blame Bret for wanting to protect his niece in this situation. Some dangerous men on Raw.BS: That's right JR. Bret not only protecting his family but also protecting his women's division. Natalya has potential to be a Women's champ some day. Why waste that talent fighting men?
JR: Totally agree, but Nattie seems a determined woman. We'll see what conclusion Bret comes to... but I can't see it being favourable to Natalya.
The following is a six person tag team bout set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, the team of Ms. Cash, Caylen Croft and Trent Barreta!
And their opponents, representing the Super Powers, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan and Jillian Hall, and their partner, Raw’s NEWEST Superstar, Donny Marlow!
Duggan walks out, looking ready for a fight. He grabs the mic from Tony Chimmel.
Davey! C’mon boy! Where ya hidin’?! C’mon out and play!
Duggan looks toward the entrance, but nobody comes out.
So. I see. You act like a…
TOUGH GUY!!!
But when it comes right down to it, you’re nothin’ but a little coward!!!
But that’s fine. Your day is coming, Davey. And when it does, I can’t wait to watch you pay for turning your back on me!
HOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ms. Cash, Caylen Croft and Trent Barreta vs. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Jillian Hall and Donny Marlow
3 votes
10 minutes
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Marlow and Croft are in the ring. Marlow hits several hip tosses and then headbutts Croft. Croft rolls over to his corner to tag in Barreta. Instead, Ms. Cash tags herself in.
Ms. Cash and Marlow stare down in the middle of the ring. Cash then steps back and begins to remove her clothing. Donny Marlow puts his hands on his hips and looks on approvingly until Cash is in her underwear. As she goes for the bra strap, Marlow grabs her and kisses her.
Barreta and Croft rush in and knock down Marlow from behind. They stomp Marlow until Hacksaw comes in and hits a double 3 point stance clothesline on them. Hacksaw brawls with Croft to the outside. Jillian tags in off Marlow, who then clotheslines Barreta to the floor.
Ms. Cash is distracted, looking at Marlow lustfully and doesn't see Jillian go to the top rope. High Note!
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Here are your winners: "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Jillian Hall and Donny Marlow!
Feb 10, 2010 17:56:12 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
Back from commercial:*Bret Hart is shown in his office. There is a knock at the door*
Come on in.
*Maryse enters the office.*
What can I do for you Maryse?
I was hoping to talk with you, if you have a few minutes.
As you know, I am Canadian. I've been a big fan of yours forever. I know your catch phrase is "the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be". And I'm one of those that truely believe that.
Thank you very much Maryse. I really appreciate that.
And what I've always wanted to do, is be the same for the women's division as you were for the men's division. I want to be the best. Not just today. Not just tomorrow. The best ever.
As you also may have noticed, I have hit a string of bad luck. I'm haven't just been losing matches, I'm losing them convincingly. And it has be second guessing my ability to get it done in the ring. Just when I thought I was going to be peaking in my abilities, I can't seem to do anything right. So this is why I have come to you.
I know you have your connections with Nattie, and I know you are hoping she is the one to accomplish that feat of being the best women's wrestler of all time. But all that aside, what do you think my chances are of being the "Bret Hart" of the women's division?
Well Maryse... you know what? I think you're a helluva wrestler. A lot of people around here give you crap because you didn't come into this business by conventional means. The fact you were hired because of your modelling work rather than your ring skills. Crap you don't deserve. I think you're a good wrestler Maryse.
But... that didn't answer my question.
Didn't you ask if you could be like me? I mean, I was a good wrestler too back in my day!
STOP TIPTOEING AROUND MY QUESTION! All I want from you is to tell me straight up if I got what it takes! I believed I was the best at one time, and now I'm not so sure. I just want to know your thoughts! God, getting a straight answer from you is like pulli....
Look Maryse... I think you're a good wrestler. Maybe you'll be Women's champion some day, but are you going to be the Bret Hart of the women's division? I don't think so, no. Happy now?!
*slight pause, then Maryse responds in a very somber tone.*
... I think I knew the answer before you even said it. And no, not happy. But, thank you for being honest. *Turns to leave*
Maryse... I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean it.
Don't worry about it. I think I'm just... just... going to go home now. *Walks out the door*
*Bret sighs and watches Maryse leave as the scene fades to black*
Feb 10, 2010 17:58:13 GMT -5 @aboveaverage said:
Hahahaha. Well ladies and ge... well actually none of you disgusting people fit that description, so nevermind. Humanoids it is then! I said I had a very important announcement to make. And here it is.
Over the past couple of weeks you may have noticed I have a strong opinion on a woman's place in this business. I described them all as using their looks and their... *ahem* TALENTS outside the ring to get to the top. My opinion stays like that. Alicia Fox must be on Vince every night right now.
But it seems that not everyone agrees with me. Melina and Byron Saxton have been the most vocal, moaning that women actually have in ring talent. People actually come here to watch them wrestle rather than sitting and hoping for a nip slip or taking a toilet break. Bullcrap.
However I'm willing to let the divas prove me to be a liar. I'm not as you'll see but they'll get the opportunity. That's why I have brought this.
Lawler pulls a title belt out from under his jacket.
This belt right here... this is my Inter Gender Championship. And I am the champion. So what does this have to do with anything? Well as I, a man, am the champion, I can only defend against women... and if heaven forbid a woman somehow beats me, they can only defend against men. You see?
So for those of you who are too dumb to understand what I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm putting this up as a prize for any woman who can beat me in the ring. I'm not gonna lay down for you because you flutter your eyelashes or because you give me your room key. This is wrestling. You're gonna have to PROVE you can go.
Without any further delay, let's kick it off right now. I'll defend my title against ANY woman in the back right here, right now!
The following contest is for the Inter Gender Championship. On her way to the ring, the challenger, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Natalya!
Inter Gender Championship
Jerry Lawler vs. Natalya
3 votes
10 minutes
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Natalya unloads with a series of forearm shots to the face of King. She gets him in the ropes and runs off the ropes into a boot. Lawler laughs and picks her up. She grabs him by the balls out of the view of the ref and then snap suplexes him over. SHARPSHOOTER!
King is in pain but he slowly slowly makes it to the ropes. Natalya holds onto the hold.
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She breaks.
Lawler chop blocks Natalya from behind and then slams her. He goes up for the fistdrop and he connects on a dazed Natalya. He then picks her up and hits a piledriver!
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He pulls her shoulder up!
Lawler then picks her up and PILEDRIVES HER AGAIN!
He covers.
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He pulls her shoulder up again.
PILEDRIVER!
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He pulls her shoulder up!
The ref rings the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has determined that Natalya is unable to continue this match, so your winner as a result of a stoppage and still Inter Gender Champion: Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Lawler holds his belt up in the air and laughs.
Meanwhile the medics come down to the ring to check on Natalya. Byron Saxton enters the ring and stares down Lawler before going to help the medics check on Natalya. Natalya isn't moving at all as the medical team place her on a stretcher and we go to commercials.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, during the break the EMTs have been trying to attend to Natalya, and well, she's heading to a nearby medical facility as soon as possible. I can honestly say that I never ever expected to see that happen here tonight. Jerry Lawler... I used to think you were a great man. I used to truly honestly believe that. But now... now I can't believe the man you've become...
As for Natalya... well... we'll bring you updates on WCWWE.com as soon as possible on her physical conditioning. That is obviously the most important thing at this time. Not the Inter Gender title and certainly not Jerry Lawler.
Right now, we have some footage with the Big Show talking about his title match coming up next.
Joining me now, the WCWWE Television Champion, The Big Show.
Another week, another beating to give out.
Well, you're currently 2-0 in TV title defenses. Tonight you put the gold on the line against Zack Ryder. How do you feel about this match?
Not gonna lie to ya Joe. I feel great. Think about it for a minute. Two weeks ago, I beat Leonardo Spanky, a man who held this title for three months and yet because of the beating I gave him, isn't even in this company any more. And last week, Chris Jericho thought he could take my title using the element of surprise. Well I'm always ready and I proved that when I walked out still champion. Look at the two names just there. Already I've beaten tag team champions, tv champions, intercontinental champions and of course, world champions. What has Zack Ryder ever done?
He won the WWE Tag Team Championship at the Great American Bash 2008.
And look at where that got him. Up until recently, he was still teaming with Hawkins or Deimos or whatever he's called. Only just now is he entering singles territory and yeah, he might do ok against a Donny Marlow or a Paul Burchill but I'm the Big Show and everybody on that damn roster knows it. The only man to be ECW, WCW and WCWWE Champion. Zack Ryder really thinks he can beat me. Well Zack, I know you're already a little crazy with your stupid ring attire, that ridiculous hair style. Tonight, it becomes 3-0 and next week, it will be 4-0 and so forth all the way up to and past WrestleMania. The only way I'm losing this TV title is if I get stripped of it or lightning strikes me down in the middle of the ring. Lightning don't strike twice so you better hope it's tonight Zack. Otherwise, just like Kendrick, you're gonna end up in the unemployment line and how would Jericho say it? You'll never ever be the same again. How's Zack Ryder gonna do in his first TV title match? Woo woo woo, he'll blow it.
JR: Well Byron Saxton is back with us here. Byron... how's Natalya doing.
BS: She's not good. I can't tell the extent of the injuries. I'm not a doctor, but I mean could be a concussion, could be spinal injury... I really really don't know.
JR: We wish Natalya the best in her recovery of course. Up next is the TV title match. Who dya think will win?
BS: It's a little hard to concentrate on this match after the sickening display we just witnessed I gotta admit, so I... I really don't know JR.
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit and it is for the Television Championship. On his way to the ring, the challenger, from Long Island, New York, Zack Ryder!
And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, he is the Television Champion, the Big Show!
Television Championship
Zack Ryder vs. Big Show
4 votes
10 minutes
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Show stings the chest of Zack in the corner with some big open hand chops to the chest. Zack however thumbs him in the eye to put a stop to that. Zack clutches his sore chest and hits a knee lift on Show. Bulldog by Zack finds a 2 count.
Show headbutts Zack as he comes off the ropes at him. Zack staggers back into a goozle. Ryder counters with a DDT. 2 COUNT!
Ryder climbs to the top. Show catches him and press slams him off. Show hits a big clothesline and then the Alley Oop.
2 count for Show!
Ryder tries a Zack Attack but Show just stands still as Ryder falls over.
Chokeslam!
1
2
3!
Here is your winner and still WCWWE Television Champion: The Big Show!
JR: Zack gave it as good as he had, but in the end the champ shows his pedigree and retains again. 3 consecutive successful defences for the Big Show Byron.
BS: The Big Show is tearing through the roster week by week. Leonardo Spanky, Chris Jericho and Zack Ryder aren't exactly slouches.
JR: Indeed. We still have one more match to go here tonight though. Kofi Kingston and a partner vs. Rated sRs.
BS: Rated sRs have been having issues of late so it'll be interesting to see how they cope with those issues tonight.
The following contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit. On his way to the ring, from Ghana, West Africa, Kofi Kingston!
Kofi Kingston stands in the ring.
For a number of months now I haven't been on top of my game, my secret is that it's because I've been concentrating on... something else. Well it's time to reveal what that is.
I've been training hard with a man who has become my mentor over the last few months. After last year's Wrestlemnia I approached him because what I saw him do was just so amazing. I've wanted to make a run at the Main Event for a long time now, and my former partner Sweet Papi Sanchez was a distraction I regret. But now me and my new mentor are ready to make that run.
His tag team partner, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat!
And their opponents, from Manhasset, New York and Toronto, Ontario, Canada respectively, the team of Chris Jericho and Edge, Rated sRs!
Edge makes his way out to the ring by himself.
Chris Jericho now makes his way down to the ring.
You know, Edgeward, last week I took on the Big Show, meaning I couldn't show for our tag match. Many of these hypocrites have critized my decision, but I was justified. Edgeward, you made a career out of taking opportunities when they arose, so what I did was in homage to you. However, you've complained and moaned like the little nothing that you are, when really, this is all you fault. If you had helped me in my match against the Big Show, I would have been able to help you in your match. But like the ass-clown you are, you cost us both of our matches. In fact, I could name several people who could be better tag partners than you...
*picture of David Arquette appears on the titantron*
Former WCW Champion, David Arquette!
*picture of Hornswoggle appears on the titantron*
The Irish midget, Hornswoggle
*picture of graveyard appears on the titantron*
A Corpse for its greater work rate
But end of the day, Y2J is going to win our tag match single handly, like I always do. Because... RAW IS JERICHO!
Kofi Kingston and Ricky Steamboat vs. Rated sRs
3 votes
10 minutes
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Kofi gets beaten down by Edge. Kofi hits a leg lariat out of nowhere. Hot tag to Steamboat.
Steamboat comes in with big chops to the chest of Edge to knock him down, followed by some armdrags. He goes up top for the crossbody but Jericho shoves him down.
Jericho then runs around the ring and throws Kingston into the steel steps. In the ring, Edge makes it up and spears Steamboat. Jericho tags himself in and hits a codebreaker. 1-2-3!
Here are your winners: Rated sRs!
Post-match, Jericho gets in Edge's face, raising his arms in the air and saying "I won, not you! I'm the winner". Edge starts laying into Jericho with big right hands. He whips him into the ropes and spears him down before mounting punches. Jericho tries to block as the referee pulls Edge away. Edge then walks into a codebreaker.
Jericho exits the ring and heads up the ramp with his arms raised in the air shouting "I AM THE WINNER!" Edge looks on from the ring. However, in the background... is that? That is! Randy Orton! Orton comes through the crowd and grabs JR and throws him to the ground.
Saxton gets up to try to help JR but Orton RKOs him onto the floor.
Orton grabs JR by the collar and throws him into the ring. He stomps on JR in the ring then hits an RKO!
Orton stares at the downed JR psychotically. He sets him up for the punt!
But before he can start his run-up...
Well, some things never change do they Randy? Going around injuring innocent men and women, just like you did to my daughter not so long ago...
But I digress... right now, I'm back in WCWWE. I said months ago that I knew who took me out back at Saturday Night's Main Event. I told the whole world that I knew it was MVP. Montel Vontavious Porter had made it clear to me for months that he was the man responsible for trying to kill me. How many times did he call me out? How many times did he threaten violence against me? And he even threatened my little girl.
Well Montel, you make me sick you son of a bitch. You. Make. Me. SICK! So why have I waited this long to act upon your misdemeanour? I wanted to embarass you. I wanted to take you out once and for all, and do it on the grandest stage of them all. WrestleMania 25. It's gonna be Vincent Kennedy McMahon vs. Montel Vonta....
A look of confusion crosses Vince's face.
Yano what... Randy... you... you assaulted my daughter. There's no love lost between you and my son in law...
And then there was the whole rest of the Cult...
And Tommy Dreamer has always made it clear he doesn't like me...
And R-Truth wasn't happy that I didn't back the Resistance better and... and... and...
Maybe Shane still held it against me that I caused him to lose his job... And...
Actually... who... who did try to kill me?
Vince looks perplexed and starts grabbing random men from around ringside and asking them "WHO DID IT?! WHO DID IT?! TELL ME WHO DID IT?!" as Raw goes off the air.[/quote]