Post by Modster B Natural on Apr 22, 2021 0:35:34 GMT -5
Welcome to Tuesday night Smackdown! Big night here tonight… but first… To the back!
*Alicia Fox is seen walking up to Layla who has her back turned to her, Alicia slaps Layla on the ass*
Alright my new buddy, how's it going? Congrats on your victory last week, don't know bout you but I'm psyched for tonight.
Yeah it was fun beating up Beth Phoenix last week. I am like soooo proud of myself. The triangle choke is working a treat. So glad Miz taught me that one! It's brilliant! Hey, you know what, you'd better watch out for the triangle choke next week!
I'm sure you'd love Miz to give you a triangle choke if ya know what I mean *Alicia nudges Layla's elbow.* Anyway I think we should talk about strategy tonight. I dunno if you've had any ideas but I was thinking...
You take Eve, I'll take Gail!
O... do we not need something a bit more sophisticated
Well, what did you have in mind?
Well, come here and I'll tell ya
*Alicia begins to whisper in Layla's ear. The more she talks the mroe confused Layla looks. Eventually Alicia stops talking*
Well what do you think?
I don't know. I think we should go with my plan Leesh.
Ok, bud if you think that's best I'm more than happy to trust ya. Ya know maybe once the match is over we can go out on the town, have a bit of a dance in the clubs, maybe see if there are any fit guys, what do you say LaLa?
Sounds good. I may be with Miz, but that doesn't stop me from window shopping right?
Hell no, window shop away, maybe being out with someone as pretty as you might mean I actually pull for a change. But anyways thats for afters, before that we've a match to win, I'll see ya out there gorgeous.
*Alicia gives Layla a big bear hug and a smack on the cheek, before skipping off*
You pull? Keep dreamin' honey!
So you and John...
Hi Layla. Nice to see you too.
Yeah hi Mickie. Are you and John...
No Layla. John and I are just... acquaintances, really.
So you want to take a ride on his disco stick. And he wants you to leave him alone?
So is there something I can help you with? Or did you just come in here to give me grief about my love life?
Remember what happened last time I suffered an emotional breakdown? I think that dumpster might still be around here somewhere.
Wow okay. Look there's no need to threaten me with the dumpster okay? I just wanted to come here and... and apologise to you.
Apologize? For what, if I may be so curious?
Well... last week Mike called you... Mankie James, and I laughed and went along with it and we're so sorry because it wasn't really what we meant and we wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. It was all down to Mike's script writer. That guy has been fired though so we should fine now right? Right?!
Well Layla, to be perfectly honest, I didn't even see your promo last week. But since you apologized, I forgive you.
Since I'm dating the Miz and you're banging John Morrison senseless, I figured it'd be best if we were on the same page... and maybe even........ friends?!
Us? Friends?
You know something? You're the first woman in this company to come anywhere near me since everything that went down at the end of last year.
Why?
Well, uh... you weren't in the right state of mind right?
Well, simply put, no I was not. But even after I got help, the rest of the girls, they avoid me like the plague. Why should you be any different?
Considering I'll be the Women's champ in a week and a half, I have to lead the way in the locker room. I'm going to make the girls in the back like you again... and with the belt comes the power! So maybe you should sit ringside for me next Friday night... you know, so you can see me win the title up close and personal.
Just one question Layla. What's in it for you?
I can't just do it out of the goodness of my heart?
Layla smiles at Mickie.
It just seems very unlike you.
Just have a little faith in Layla El! Now I've got a match to go wrestle alongside Alicia Fox... ciao!
Layla exits. Mickie simply shrugs, then resumes reading her magazine.
Weeelcome my students!
This is the Striker Classroom!And we going to learn alot today!Mainly about the,Unified Tag Team Champions...Miz and Morrison, hah!
He points at the Chalk that has writen: The Miz and Morrison-Tag Team champions
Its our subject of the night!
These two self-centered wrestler with simple mind Its a shame that they are the unified champions!
They dont deserve it!
I mean,one is a stupid reality-tv start that thinks he is "awesome" and can I say something?
Laame!Thats the best his simple minded can think of?!Pa-the-tic...and oh of course,John Morrison..everything he can think about...its his abs,and on stupid immature jokes,I mean....its a shame that THEY are representing the tag teams of this company!And thats why,me ,Matt Striker,your teacher,and the smartest wrestler on this compnay......no.....the smartest wrestler,period!
And MVP,the well,self-proclaimed face of this Company,are going to take the titles away from these two shameful,excuses of wrestlers!
They can have all the good lucks,the web-shows,and the girls,that allow me to say,are also pathetic...even more pathetic these two...what will take us to our next subj-
Well Matt sorry to interrupt but mind if I suggest a subject?
How about Math?
*Matt striker turns to MVP that is on the ramp,with a slighty annoyed look on the face*
Math?What do you mean MVP?Its better it be something good..
We start with two frat boys
Add Six Undeserved Tag Titles AND Two Groupies and what do you get?
Striker gives a litte laught
Thats easy montel!Would that be Miz and Morrison?That question was easy as it gonna be to defeat then!
Correct now add a Ruler to equation Matt
You do have a Ruler correct?
Of course Montel!I have a ruler,a stapler,anything a professor needs
Now do you believe in addition by subtraction?
Mr.Montel.......and your points is?
Stop with these questions,my time is precious!
Subtraction from our opponents ego's can only add to our chances of winning
So we're going to do an interview Matt
Alright Montel.bring the person!Lets see who it is!
*An obviously scared Mickie James comes to the ring led by a smiling Mr. Braddock she gives a nervous smile before Braddock rudely shoves her into the ring and places her sitting in Striker's chair*
*MVP climbs into the ring*
Well Matt our student is former Womens Champion Mickie James!
Since she's been getting real chummy with our opponents I felt we should get friendly with her too
Striker gives a sadistic smile
I see...well then..lets start this "interview",you can have the honor,Montel
Thank You Matt
Well Ms. James lets start off with a simple question
Do you like Miz and Morrison?
Yes?
That's nice I suppose someone has to
Matt your turn
Alright...Mickie...talk to us about John Morrison ,and i dont mean how he is,you know,help us a litte.
If you dont,there is a slight chance of "accidents".
John's...........nice?
Ooh,sorry Mickie,that’s not the amwser we wanted,right,MVP?
Maybe you can her what we think of John Morrison being "nice"?
*MVP slaps Mickie across the face*
Wanna try again?
Or should we go Double or Nothing
Ummmm He's not nice?
Stop that MIckie!We want useful information,you know,to use against him,you dont want make MVP even MORE mad,do you?
He's a little vain?
*Striker gives a litte sigh*
Well MVP,we have receiving nothing from her,so i guess ,im do not approve beating students....but if we must..
Mr.Braddock if you will?
*Mr. Braddock lifts Mickie out of her chair and then grabs her by the throat*
One more chance Mr. Striker?
Matt Striker nods
Now Mickie....say something useful we can use against John Morrison,or YOU will be used against him
I............I DON'T KNOOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
*Matt Striker lets out a litte sigh,setting the table in front of Braddock*
Go ahead braddock,looks like this is the only way she will be useful to us
*Braddock looks to MVP who nods then lifts Mickie up and Chokeslams her through the table*
Awww sorry Mickie but maybe we taught a lesson here today anyway huh Mr. Striker?
Matt Striker starts to poke the body of Mickie James with the feet
Exatcly,if you mess with us,BAD thing hapens,to everyone you like.
MVP,Braddock and Striker lifts their arms on the air as MVP’s theme plays.
Of all the…
MVP, Matt Striker, what the hell is wrong with the two of you?! Attacking a defenseless woman like that?! Rest assured, you have made a powerful enemy on this day!
Matthew, for a former teacher, I thought you‘d be smarter than this. Tonight, you become the student, and I the teacher. And your lesson is, don‘t f*** with John Morrison!
And as for you MVP, I cannot wait to get my hands on you at No Way Out. You think you‘re a tough guy, you don‘t even know the meaning of the word!
But you will. And when all is said and done, Miz and myself will be walking away, still the Unified Tag Team Champions.
Be jealous.
Morrison vs Striker
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
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3!!
Here is your winner… Matt Striker!!
Ummm... Charlie?
What?
I heard people found our last weeks impression as having "bad taste"
What's wrong with dressing up like somebody that was your hero?
Maybe it has something to do with the acting like them, while they are dead.
Yeah, maybe.
Charlie Haas sets a trash can full of costumes on fire.
There goes Blue Blazer, Big Bossman, Earthquake and Chris Candido
How about if you'd sell those on eBay, you would have yourself a nice paycheck
I know that. Here, take this.
Charlie pulls out megaphone with hearts on it from his bag.
This is part of your costume.
And you are going to be -
Ooh Yeah!
Okay.
You know, we will have a match in minutes, get into your costume.
Triple H!
And his opponent..
Making his way to the ring with Funaki Hart…. Haas Hogan!!
Triple H vs Haas Hogan(Charlie Haas w/Funaki)
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
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Punch, Punch, Punch… irish whip! Big Boot! Haas begins playing up to the fans!! Bounces off the ropes… Triple H is up!! He kicks Haas in the stomache… He locks in both arms!
Pedigree!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Triple H!!
John Cena comes to the ring
You know last week I was feeling pretty good. Vladimir Kozlov and I had reached an agreement to go in to No Way Out and put on the best damn match we can, may the better man win. And then I walk backstage and I'm attacked for no good reason by a pair of lowlifes. Why? Where they looking to make a name for themselves? Take me out so one of them can take my place? I dunno. But I took care of it, and I sincerly hope Carlito and Primo learned not to mess with the big dog. And if not? I'm standing right here.
Carlito and Primo walk out to a chorus of boos. They stop at the top of the entryway. Carlito has a mic.
Ya know, all we're heard this week was "Why'd ya do it? Why did you jump John Cena?". We are Carliro and Primo... The Colons... we don't NEED a reason to jump someone. But this time, we did have some motivation behind our attack.
A few weeks ago, you and Colt Cabana we put in a match to determine the #1 contender here on smackdown.
Let's look at the two competitors... First you have colt cabana. He's a 2-time tag team champion. And he was the last person eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Not bad, not the best option... but not bad.
Then there's you. Let's look at your accomplishments. Let's see... no tag gold... no singles gold... Didn't even make it to the final 10 in the royal rumble. And you have one of the worst win loss records over the past year and a half. The only thing people remember of you lately was that you were Mickie James' lap dog.
Now Primo and myself here... we have been a dominate force here in smackdown for the better part of a year. We are 2 time tag champions, and Smackdown's representatives for the tag team unification match. And either of us would be a better option than you. And thats not Cool!
So, if something "unfortunate" were to happen to you... Primo or I would be a good...no...better... replacment for you.
So, with that in mind. We asked the general manager for a match against you tonight... the Colons vs John Cena. But she wouldn't allow that... said she wanted a fair fight.
So we agreed to the following ... the Colons vs John Cena and a partner of his choosing!
Good luck finding a partner though. Cause everyone else on the smackdown roster is either busy, injured... or hates your guts as much as we do. See you later tonight. *takes a bite of the apple and walks backstage.*
Mark, how do you feel about your opponents tonight, Kane and Jimmy Wang Yang?
What I think? What I think? Those two are the biggest odd couple since me and Seb here.
Real theatening.
SHUT UP! You see, I've split Kane's wig so much that he should go back wearing his mask to protect himself. And Jimmy Wang Yang? Even Seb here could beat him! Yang, you're about to get run over by a 500 pound monster! Me and Seb are on the Warpath, and we ain't stoppin until we get us a Tag Team Championship. Steph McMahon, you can throw us what ever tag teams you've got. Be the Kung Fu Thrillas, The Remnants or even the Second City Saints, they've got nothing on us. In me, we've got power, size and destruction. And in Seb... we've got Seb Slater!
How many other teams can say that. And to conclude this interview, I've only got one thing to say. It's time for some Wig Splitting!
Mark Henry looks at Slater.
I still don't get it
Shut up and just get to the ring
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Wig Splitters vs Kane/Jimmy Wang Yang
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
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3!!
Here are your winners… the Wig Splitters!
After the match. the wiggsplitters continue their assault. Henry clotheslines Kane over the top rope, then both Henry and Slater begin to focus on Yang….
Its Yoshi! What is he doing out here!?
Yoshi quickly climbs up the turnbuckle. Slater turns around just as Yoshi comes off with a missle dropkick! He then pops up and starts landing stiff kicks to Henry. To the Shin, ribs, shin… spin kick! Henry staggers back and bounces off the ropes… Punch to Yoshi! Yoshi is dazed.. Henry picks Yoshi up… but Kane has made his way back to the ring… Big boot to Henry! Henry rolls out of the ring and Slater helps him up.
In the ring, Kane helps Yang back up to his feet, then grabs his arm and Yoshi’s arm then lifts them both up in celebration. Yang then holds out a hand to Yoshi… who thinks about it then shakes it as kane watches on shaking his head in agreement.
But then Yoshi and Yang hit a double superkick on Kane! It sends him back and thru the ropes and to the floor. Yang grabs a mic.
Jimmy Wang Yang is dead. You may now call me… Akio! And Kyo Dai is back! And this time my partner is younger, fitter, and even more ready to destroy every member of the Smackdown roster.
Name not Yoshi Tatsu no more, to you pack of flea bitten mongrels I am MR Tatsu, you understand?
*The two of them pose in the ring as the show breaks for commercial*
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Miz vs MVP
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
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3!!
Here is your winner… MVP!!
That’s 2 for 2 in favor of the challangers here tonight. Can they keep their momentum going thru the pay per view?
*Stephanie comes down to the ring and enters. She is handed a microphone and then waits*
The Bella twins come out with their lawyer to a chorus of boos. They enter the ring as the lawyer grabs a mic and follows in behind them.
First, before we start, we're going to state the guidelines. As agreed upon by Ms. McMahon, I will moderate this meeting between the two sides. If anything gets out of hand, I can terminate it immediately. Both parties must stay at least five feet from each other at all times. We will go back and forth between the two parties until we have concluded. The Bellas have granted Ms. McMahon the right to go first.
*Stephanie looks over both of them before speaking* What the HELL is wrong with you two? We, the WCWWE, hired both of you when you had little to no ring experience. We've helped guide you, we've helped to support both of you. We've given you everything you could ever need. And we try to protect you. That is why the men's and women's divisions are separate, to prevent someone from getting seriously hurt. And how do you repay us? With a lawsuit! How dare you... how DARE you.
*Nikki grabs the mic* Oh don't get us wrong. We are well aware of how we got here today. But let me ask you, if you feed a dog... does it make it ok to beat it? If you give a child a roof over their head, does that mean you can neglect it? Just because you did something good for a person, does not mean you are always right, it doesnt mean you always have their best interests in mind. We are better than curtain jerker talent. We are more than capable of achieving championship status.
You have had title opprotunities! Just two weeks ago you both were in a battle royal to find out who the number one contender to the Women's title would be!
That isn't relevent, but I'll touch on that real quick. Yes, we were both entered into that match, and who were the first two eliminated? That's right, Brie and myself. All the other divas targeted us that match, no doubt instructed by someone in charge.. *BOOS*
I did no suc...
But our point is that the diva's division is bottlenecked into only one championship. While the men currently have six championships they can go after... including one on each show that can be defended each and every week, like RAW is doing right now. Women have one title, which they have to share with all 3 brands. And the only opprotunity ANY of us have at winning it is during a pay per view. So, as they say, if the chicken doesn't come to you, you go to the chicken. Thus why we set our sights on some other belts... The WCWWE Tag Team Championships.
This is madness. Surely you can't expect to compete against the men in this business. *Looks at Brie* Surely, you can't be agreeing to go along with this.
*Brie thinks about it for a few moments* ...I...
Of course she is! She's out here isn't she? What kind of question is that? Why wouldn't she be on board with this?
But some are ruthless monsters that would like nothing more than to injure anyone in this very ring. Would you want to step in the ring with the likes of Kane? Or Mike Knox? Two men who have a history of attacking women? We're trying to protect you here!
That is not for you to decide. If we are willing to go up against the men in the tag division, you should not stop us. You have no right. And if you continue to do so, this lawsuit will be long, drawn out.... and VERY expensive.
....If? ...Are you proposing some sort of settlement?
Yes. To save us both alot of annoyance and money, we've come up with this. We get a match versus a men's tag team. If we win, you no longer try to stop us from pursuing the tag team championships, or any of the other championships. If we lose, we drop the lawsuit, we go back to how it was, staying within the women's division with only one title.
This is crazy.
Yes, or no? You're call
...Fine. But you will both be required to sign waivers, or no deal.
We have no problem with that! Was a pleasure doing business with you. *Sticks out hand for a handshake*
*Stephanie looks down at the hand, then back up at Nikki, then leaves the ring and walks to the back. Nikki shrugs, and begins to celebrate with the lawyer and gives Brie a big hug as we go to break* -----------------
Colt/Punk vs HBK/Knox
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
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3!!
Here are your winners… the 2nd City Saints!
Carlito and Primo… the Colons!
And their oppoenent…
John Cena!
*John Cena makes his way to the ring alone. Primo and Carlito look very smug, and very please with themselves and the predicament they have put Cena in. But about midway down the ramp, Cena stops. He reaches behind his back and produces a microphone.
So I wouldn't find a partner? No one in the back wants to team with me? Well as it happens not only did I find a partner, but I found a good one. *Points up the ramp*
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OH MY GOD!! ITS KOZLOV! HE’S CENA’S TAG TEAM PARTNER?!
*Carlito and Primo stand in shock with their mouths held open*
You want to take me out and take my spot? Good luck with that.
*Cena and Kozlov run into the ring.*
Colons vs Cena/Kozlov
First to 4
15 minutes
First to 4
15 minutes
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Finally Cena locks in the STFU and Primo quickly taps!
Here are your winners… John Cena and Vladamir Kozlov!
Both men celebrate until they notice the championship belt. Cena goes over and picks it up and looks it over. Kozlov comes over and stands in front of Cena, not sure what to expect. Cena then pushes the title out to hand it to Kozlov, who accepts it. Cena then rolls out of the ring as Kozlov poses in the ring with the belt as the show comes to a close.