Post by Fake Jingle all the way on Mar 31, 2014 18:02:43 GMT -5
Foundation to August:
Did nothing due to possible dyslexia, rampant twatary, and in general sucking.
August:
Sweet Damien Sandow returns, and after a reading War and Peace together, reforms the Enlightenment with Ryan Nemeth. They then mocked the tag team champions viciously, and squashed them at Summerlsam.
September:
Damien and Ryan, our brave tag champions, go up against The O-Zone, whom they also force into burial. KONNOR goes on to become a zoophile who squirts semen on Colin Cascade, while Tight Arse becomes a playboy. Around this time, The Enlightenment realise that the best thing to do would be to go to Europe together in a non gay fashion.
October:
The Enlightenment kill the Royal Family dead, nearly murdering Jack Swagger, resulting in him forming a friends-with-benefits tag team with Zack Ryder. Johnny Curtis might've shown up around this point, didn't do much apart from cry as JBL thumbed his arse.
November: IN A TEAM CAPTAINED BY THE ENLIGHTENMENT, OUR BRAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BY THEMSELVES, DESTROYED TEAM RAW. LANCE ACTION WAS NOT INVOLVED AT ALL.
December: Squashed Tyler Black and Bryan Danielson.
January:Did nothing of note, this period was mainly comprised of Damien and Ryan coming to terms with JBL's crippling alcohol adiction.
February: Found out Johnny Curtis was a rapist, tried to shotgun him.
March: Transcended into legend status by beating The Hounds with both sets of limbs tied behind their backs.
April: Brought the fury of God down on the Stoners, who then became ghosts, endlessly wandering the void.
May: Damien gets butthurt about Ryan not liking his shitty diagrams, JBL, Curtis, and Lane stage an intervention and save their marriage. The Enlightenment then turned their attention to the Brotherhood, two incest loving rednecks who don't read good.
Alternate Reality: Went on a quest for parts unknown, got chased by some hicks, nearly died, got besieged by a bear, and at some point transended the mortal plane and ruled the World as mighty gods of stone.
Did nothing due to possible dyslexia, rampant twatary, and in general sucking.
August:
Sweet Damien Sandow returns, and after a reading War and Peace together, reforms the Enlightenment with Ryan Nemeth. They then mocked the tag team champions viciously, and squashed them at Summerlsam.
September:
Damien and Ryan, our brave tag champions, go up against The O-Zone, whom they also force into burial. KONNOR goes on to become a zoophile who squirts semen on Colin Cascade, while Tight Arse becomes a playboy. Around this time, The Enlightenment realise that the best thing to do would be to go to Europe together in a non gay fashion.
October:
The Enlightenment kill the Royal Family dead, nearly murdering Jack Swagger, resulting in him forming a friends-with-benefits tag team with Zack Ryder. Johnny Curtis might've shown up around this point, didn't do much apart from cry as JBL thumbed his arse.
November: IN A TEAM CAPTAINED BY THE ENLIGHTENMENT, OUR BRAVE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BY THEMSELVES, DESTROYED TEAM RAW. LANCE ACTION WAS NOT INVOLVED AT ALL.
December: Squashed Tyler Black and Bryan Danielson.
January:Did nothing of note, this period was mainly comprised of Damien and Ryan coming to terms with JBL's crippling alcohol adiction.
February: Found out Johnny Curtis was a rapist, tried to shotgun him.
March: Transcended into legend status by beating The Hounds with both sets of limbs tied behind their backs.
April: Brought the fury of God down on the Stoners, who then became ghosts, endlessly wandering the void.
May: Damien gets butthurt about Ryan not liking his shitty diagrams, JBL, Curtis, and Lane stage an intervention and save their marriage. The Enlightenment then turned their attention to the Brotherhood, two incest loving rednecks who don't read good.
Alternate Reality: Went on a quest for parts unknown, got chased by some hicks, nearly died, got besieged by a bear, and at some point transended the mortal plane and ruled the World as mighty gods of stone.