STD Counter:

[Fake Jingle all the way]

We've all got AIDS(Thrice for most, I avoided it by being dead)
I've got Herpes(2) and crabs, and chlamydia.
Spartan has Herpes
Matt(I think?) has chlamydia. Thanks to infection rates, he's safe to bum Koala Bears.
Waffel might've got the clap. Not sure.
I dunno what the rest of the people have. I'm sure they'll post it in time.

Stay tuned for more Cock malfunctions next time on: Oh god, Why did you try to shoot me? The game!

[Title Master Mikey]

I've only had AIDS so far but managed to cure it with a Time Traveling Condom.

[WaffEl-11P]

So far I think I've had AIDS, Crabs, and The Clap.

[mattj]

I know I had the Clap. Can't remember but I think AIDS too.

[Deleted]

I had AIDS and Crabs, that I can remember.