Post by Above Average on May 31, 2009 9:14:15 GMT -5
Show: WCWWE Smackdown!
Date: 31st October, 2008
Booked by: Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Ran by: Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Location: WCWWE Thread 2 Pages 17-21
*Smackdown opens with JR and Tazz at ringside. As they discuss the evening's matches...*
EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!! *The crowd boos* I SAID EXCUSE ME!!! I HAVE AN-*Crowd boos* I HAVE AN ANNOUNCE-*Crowd boos* I SAID I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! EXCUSE ME!!!
Next week, here on Smackdown, we will be crowning a new United States Champion, as well as new WWE Tag Team Champions! There will be a 20-man Battle Royal for the United States Belt, featuring superstars from both Smackdown and ECW.
For the Tag Team Title, we'll be having a Tag Team Turmoil match. ECW General Manager Teddy Long has agreed to allow The Miz and John Morrison, and Finlay and Hornswoggle to participate. From Smackdown, R-Truth and MVP, as well as The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson will be participating. That leaves 3 slots.
Our opening contest tonight will fill two of those slots. The winner will get to pick his partner. The loser, gets a partner assigned by ME!!!
So without further ado, let's have our first match!
Introducing first, Curt Hawkins!
And his opponent, Carlito!
Here is your winner: Carlito
Hurricane Helms: anyone else think that US belt would look nice round my waist? i'm just sayin' [/orange]
Hey, I'm THE Dylan Postl. I have a short, no pun intended, announcement to make. When, and only when, I team with Finlay will I break out the leprechaun outfit. But, in any other contests, I will be THE Dylan Postl. No matter what Matt Hardy, The Brian Kendrick, or William Regal say about it! RAAH!
*Quick cut backstage*
Hey, Im Scotty Goldman! Well, I'd rather not be Scotty Goldman. I mean, the first name brings up memories of Scott Steiner, and I REALLY dont want to have biceps shaped like soccerballs. And Goldman...Im not sure whether that makes people think more about Goldust or Goldberg. Either way....its not so good. I mean, do I really want to have a stutter......oh, and crossdress of course.....No way would I be interested in that, no sir-ee.
*he shakes his head, looks to the sides a bit nervous, then carries on*
And the other way, it makes me a big muscly guy again, and I dont want to have to change into a big musclehead. Im not a Dragonball Z character, I cant bulk up like that. Although at least Id still be Jewish.
Anyways, the point of my message is this. Im Scotty Goldman, but from now on, you can call me......Heckler & Koch Hammock.
*whispers are heard offscreen*
tech guy: Er....how about something like Colt Cabana?
"WAIT Mr Sound Guy Person! I think I have a better idea.....Im Scotty Goldman, but from now on, you can call me.........
Colt Cabana!
*He gives a thumbs up and points to his Cabanrama headband. Camera fades out.*
Next, we have a tag team match.
Introducing first, Jimmy Wang Yang and Colt Cabana!
And their opponents, The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson!
Zeke finishes off Yang with a powerbomb.
Your winners, The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson.
"Dammit Jimmy! Dont you quit on me now! Not when I cant quit you!......Wait, what'd I just say?
*hurries to the back, trying to act uber-macho*
MVP: Don't forget Truth you supposed to have my back tonight
Vikki Guerrero finds a letter in her office that she reads aloud to herself.
My Dearest Sweetheart,
I know how hard things have been for you over the past weeks, I am so sorry that you have been living in this empty relationship. Being away can be rough on a relationship.
They do say that absence can make the heart grow fonder, and I am sure that you have been waiting with baited breath for Daddy to return.
Well, don't you worry your pretty little head. Daddy's coming back real soon, and he'll have a very special gift for you.
And our next match.
Introducing first, accompanied by R-Truth, MVP!
And his opponent, Kung Fu Naki!
And Funaki picks up the win.
EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!! I SAID EXCUSE ME!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?!!! *crowd boos* I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! EXCUSE ME!!!
Now, earlier tonight, Curt Hawkins lost his match to Carlito. Therefore, I will pick his partner for Tag Team Turmoil next week. You'll find out who it is next week. And Carlito, you can pick whoever you like as your partner!
Now, on to business. At Survivor Series, we'll be having a tournament to determine an undisputed champion. Triple H is already in this tournament. To find out who will join him, I have created The Vickie Guerrero Scoring System! *Crowd boos*
Triple H has been awarded 30 points. He cannot exceed that. If he loses a match, however, he will lose points. Whichever superstar's total is higher than or is closest to Triple H's the week before Survivor Series will be in the tournament.
Scoring works as follows. 2 points for participation. 5 points for winning. In tag matches, it's 2 for winning and 3 for scoring the fall. Points are deducted similarly.
And, who is in this tournament? The Big Show! Vladimir Khoslov! The Great Khali! Jeff Hardy! And The Undertaker! And it starts tonight! Thank you!
MVP: Smurfin TNA reject knew i shoulda signed up wit Shelton
VLADIMIR KOZLOV
The brutal Russian Nightmare...
(Kozlov crushes an opponent with a lariat)
A force to be reckoned with in WCWWE...
(Slow-mo headbutt to the ribs of a jobber)
Will stop at nothing to injure...
(Torture Rack)
Maim...
(Slam)
And decimate his opponents...
(Kozlov roars and stomps around the ring, lion sound effect)
Tonight, Kozlov teams up with the two largest men in WCWWE...
THE BIG SHOW
And THE GREAT KHALI
...in a six-man tag team main event...
Will these three giants reign supreme? Find out later tonight, on WCWWE SmackDown!
Next, we have a diva's match.
Introducing first, Natalya!
And her opponent, Victoria!
Here is your winner: Victoria
*Victoria and Natalya meet backstage*
Wow, girl, that was one hell of match!
Yea, you really gave it to me!
That was one of the best matches I had in a long time!
I can't remember when I was beaten like that, Vicky!
*Santino pops in for no reason*
Looky here, Nattie the Hart, I know you lost-a your match, but if-a you hurt-a my Victoria one more time, I will stomp-a such a mudpie in-a you, that-a you'll cry harder than-a your uncle Bret did when he got-a screwed in Montreal!
Shouldn't you be making out with Beth Phoenix? Does she know you're dating Vicky? And maybe you should focus on other things, like your Inferno Match with Kane on RAW.
Who's Beth Phoenix, Santino?
Ohhhh...just a friend. It's-a not like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, or anything.
Well, that's good to know. Let's go, Santino! I know a great Italian place where we can go to dinner!
You've-a a great taste in-a the food, Victoria. You could learn something from her, Nattie the Hart.
Introducing first, Shelton Benjamin!
And his opponent, R-Truth!
Shelton finishes of R-Truth with the Paydirt.
Shelton's your winner.
And it's now time for our main event!
Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and The Undertaker V. Vladimir Khoslov, The Great Khali, and The Big Show.
Here are your winners: Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and The Undertaker
Congratulations to The Undertaker and Jeff Hardy for improving their standings in the tournament! Here are the upadated standings:
Triple H: 30
The Undertaker: 4
Jeff Hardy: 4
Vladimir Khoslov: -3
The Great Khali: 0
The Big Show: 0
Next week, we'll see these 6 face each other in singles matches!
The Great Khali V. The Big Show
Triple H V. Vladimir Khoslov
Jeff Hardy V. The Undertaker
Date: 31st October, 2008
Booked by: Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Ran by: Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Location: WCWWE Thread 2 Pages 17-21
*Smackdown opens with JR and Tazz at ringside. As they discuss the evening's matches...*
EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!! *The crowd boos* I SAID EXCUSE ME!!! I HAVE AN-*Crowd boos* I HAVE AN ANNOUNCE-*Crowd boos* I SAID I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! EXCUSE ME!!!
Next week, here on Smackdown, we will be crowning a new United States Champion, as well as new WWE Tag Team Champions! There will be a 20-man Battle Royal for the United States Belt, featuring superstars from both Smackdown and ECW.
For the Tag Team Title, we'll be having a Tag Team Turmoil match. ECW General Manager Teddy Long has agreed to allow The Miz and John Morrison, and Finlay and Hornswoggle to participate. From Smackdown, R-Truth and MVP, as well as The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson will be participating. That leaves 3 slots.
Our opening contest tonight will fill two of those slots. The winner will get to pick his partner. The loser, gets a partner assigned by ME!!!
So without further ado, let's have our first match!
Introducing first, Curt Hawkins!
And his opponent, Carlito!
Here is your winner: Carlito
Hurricane Helms: anyone else think that US belt would look nice round my waist? i'm just sayin' [/orange]
Hey, I'm THE Dylan Postl. I have a short, no pun intended, announcement to make. When, and only when, I team with Finlay will I break out the leprechaun outfit. But, in any other contests, I will be THE Dylan Postl. No matter what Matt Hardy, The Brian Kendrick, or William Regal say about it! RAAH!
*Quick cut backstage*
Hey, Im Scotty Goldman! Well, I'd rather not be Scotty Goldman. I mean, the first name brings up memories of Scott Steiner, and I REALLY dont want to have biceps shaped like soccerballs. And Goldman...Im not sure whether that makes people think more about Goldust or Goldberg. Either way....its not so good. I mean, do I really want to have a stutter......oh, and crossdress of course.....No way would I be interested in that, no sir-ee.
*he shakes his head, looks to the sides a bit nervous, then carries on*
And the other way, it makes me a big muscly guy again, and I dont want to have to change into a big musclehead. Im not a Dragonball Z character, I cant bulk up like that. Although at least Id still be Jewish.
Anyways, the point of my message is this. Im Scotty Goldman, but from now on, you can call me......Heckler & Koch Hammock.
*whispers are heard offscreen*
tech guy: Er....how about something like Colt Cabana?
"WAIT Mr Sound Guy Person! I think I have a better idea.....Im Scotty Goldman, but from now on, you can call me.........
Colt Cabana!
*He gives a thumbs up and points to his Cabanrama headband. Camera fades out.*
Next, we have a tag team match.
Introducing first, Jimmy Wang Yang and Colt Cabana!
And their opponents, The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson!
Zeke finishes off Yang with a powerbomb.
Your winners, The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson.
"Dammit Jimmy! Dont you quit on me now! Not when I cant quit you!......Wait, what'd I just say?
*hurries to the back, trying to act uber-macho*
MVP: Don't forget Truth you supposed to have my back tonight
Vikki Guerrero finds a letter in her office that she reads aloud to herself.
My Dearest Sweetheart,
I know how hard things have been for you over the past weeks, I am so sorry that you have been living in this empty relationship. Being away can be rough on a relationship.
They do say that absence can make the heart grow fonder, and I am sure that you have been waiting with baited breath for Daddy to return.
Well, don't you worry your pretty little head. Daddy's coming back real soon, and he'll have a very special gift for you.
And our next match.
Introducing first, accompanied by R-Truth, MVP!
And his opponent, Kung Fu Naki!
And Funaki picks up the win.
EXCUSE ME!!! EXCUSE ME!!! I SAID EXCUSE ME!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?!!! *crowd boos* I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! EXCUSE ME!!!
Now, earlier tonight, Curt Hawkins lost his match to Carlito. Therefore, I will pick his partner for Tag Team Turmoil next week. You'll find out who it is next week. And Carlito, you can pick whoever you like as your partner!
Now, on to business. At Survivor Series, we'll be having a tournament to determine an undisputed champion. Triple H is already in this tournament. To find out who will join him, I have created The Vickie Guerrero Scoring System! *Crowd boos*
Triple H has been awarded 30 points. He cannot exceed that. If he loses a match, however, he will lose points. Whichever superstar's total is higher than or is closest to Triple H's the week before Survivor Series will be in the tournament.
Scoring works as follows. 2 points for participation. 5 points for winning. In tag matches, it's 2 for winning and 3 for scoring the fall. Points are deducted similarly.
And, who is in this tournament? The Big Show! Vladimir Khoslov! The Great Khali! Jeff Hardy! And The Undertaker! And it starts tonight! Thank you!
MVP: Smurfin TNA reject knew i shoulda signed up wit Shelton
VLADIMIR KOZLOV
The brutal Russian Nightmare...
(Kozlov crushes an opponent with a lariat)
A force to be reckoned with in WCWWE...
(Slow-mo headbutt to the ribs of a jobber)
Will stop at nothing to injure...
(Torture Rack)
Maim...
(Slam)
And decimate his opponents...
(Kozlov roars and stomps around the ring, lion sound effect)
Tonight, Kozlov teams up with the two largest men in WCWWE...
THE BIG SHOW
And THE GREAT KHALI
...in a six-man tag team main event...
Will these three giants reign supreme? Find out later tonight, on WCWWE SmackDown!
Next, we have a diva's match.
Introducing first, Natalya!
And her opponent, Victoria!
Here is your winner: Victoria
*Victoria and Natalya meet backstage*
Wow, girl, that was one hell of match!
Yea, you really gave it to me!
That was one of the best matches I had in a long time!
I can't remember when I was beaten like that, Vicky!
*Santino pops in for no reason*
Looky here, Nattie the Hart, I know you lost-a your match, but if-a you hurt-a my Victoria one more time, I will stomp-a such a mudpie in-a you, that-a you'll cry harder than-a your uncle Bret did when he got-a screwed in Montreal!
Shouldn't you be making out with Beth Phoenix? Does she know you're dating Vicky? And maybe you should focus on other things, like your Inferno Match with Kane on RAW.
Who's Beth Phoenix, Santino?
Ohhhh...just a friend. It's-a not like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, or anything.
Well, that's good to know. Let's go, Santino! I know a great Italian place where we can go to dinner!
You've-a a great taste in-a the food, Victoria. You could learn something from her, Nattie the Hart.
Introducing first, Shelton Benjamin!
And his opponent, R-Truth!
Shelton finishes of R-Truth with the Paydirt.
Shelton's your winner.
And it's now time for our main event!
Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and The Undertaker V. Vladimir Khoslov, The Great Khali, and The Big Show.
Here are your winners: Triple H, Jeff Hardy, and The Undertaker
Congratulations to The Undertaker and Jeff Hardy for improving their standings in the tournament! Here are the upadated standings:
Triple H: 30
The Undertaker: 4
Jeff Hardy: 4
Vladimir Khoslov: -3
The Great Khali: 0
The Big Show: 0
Next week, we'll see these 6 face each other in singles matches!
The Great Khali V. The Big Show
Triple H V. Vladimir Khoslov
Jeff Hardy V. The Undertaker