Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Aug 19, 2009 8:28:26 GMT -5
Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Carlito w/Primo def. Ezekial w/Kane
Mickie James w/John Cena def. Jezebel
Jimmy Wang Yang/Colt Cabana def. Miz/Morrison
MVP def. Sebastial Slater
Randy Orton def. (c)Chavo Guerrero (non-title)
Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk def. Mark Henry/William Regal/John Cena w/Mickie James
Smackdown 08/18/09:
MS: Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Hello WCWWE Smackdown Fans! *Cheers*
As many of you know, Summerslam is just around the corner. We have Smackdown’s own MVP challenging ECW’s Chavo Guerrero for the WCWWE Undisputed World Title. But people have been coming up to me and asking… “What other matches are you going to make for the PPV”. We’ll I’ve thought long and hard about it. We have several good matches I could make for the pay per view.
There’s the cult and the resistance that have been at each other for months. I could make a match between those two units… but with the leader of the cult already scheduled to be in the World Title Match, it just doesn’t feel like the right time.
There’s the blood feud between Triple H and Mark Henry. Triple H has been begging me for a match since he found out that Henry has his wife… But Mark inexplicably didn’t show up last week. So I don’t think I can award a match to someone that doesn’t show up to work. As much as I’d like to help Triple H… business is business.
Then there’s the Smackdown Tag Team Titles. You have the champions, the Remnants. You also have the colons, who are now 2-0 vs the Remnants since they won the titles. Then there’s the team of Miz and Morrison… who are working their way back up the ranks of the tag division. But sadly, they haven’t yet paid their dues.
So where does that leave us? I’ll tell you.
CM Punk is the United States Champion(recently redubbed as Her Majesty’s Champion). As I mentioned earlier, champions here are going to be fighting champions, but no one has stepped up yet to challenge. So we’re going to create some challengers.
First, R-Truth and Randy Orton seem to disagree on who should be the next top star on this show. So we’re going to settle it at the PPV. Randy Orton vs. R-Truth for the #1 contender for the US Championship at the next possible date.
Well, you might ask what about the champion himself, CM Punk? Fighting champions don’t just sit around waiting for #1 contenders to become available. So, instead, we’re going to have ourselves a four corners elimination match for the United States/Her Majesty’s Championship.
Obviously, the Champ will be one of the four competitors. But how am I to determine who else gets in. Let me think… hmmm… oh I know… lets have ourselves some qualifying matches. And what better way to create qualifiers than to have them compete in the same match we’ll be having at Summerslam.
So next week, we are going to have three… count them three… separate four corner elimination matches. The winner of each match will join Punk in the match at Summerslam.
Thank you for your time, and enjoy the show!
Kennedy hits a Mic Check on Haas as Braddock keeps Funaki from entering the ring
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
*The camera opens to find Colt Cabana and Maria inside Colt's locker room.*
So then, I put a dollar in this one game, and I won four quarters! I won every time!
That's great...
And when I put in 5 dollars-
*Sadly we never get to know, as Jimmy Wang Yang enters the locker room.*
YEE-HAW COLT! WE GIT ANOTHER SHOT AT THEM VARMITS MIZ AN' MORR-SON!
We're inside. You don't need to yell.
WHO'S YELLING?
*Colt facepalms as Maria looks on curiously.*
Sigh, look Jimmy. I know you're excited about this match, but you have to realize this is a one-time reunion. I'm still trying to get into title contention, and I've made it clear to Truth that I'm done wit The Resistance.
WHO'S TALKIN' BOUT THAT RESISTANCE? I'M TALKIN' BOUT YANGBANA RIDIN' ONCE AGAIN!
Okay. I know we're the only team to beat Miz and Morrison for the Tag Team Titles, and I know you want to recapture that magic. But I'm serious. I'm going after Her Majesty's and trying to go after the WCWWE Title Jimmy, and I can't do that if I'm in a tag team. You got me?
*Yang looks as he's about to answer before being cut off by Maria.*
Um... what's a Yangbana?
It was-
IT WAS THE GREATEST TAG TEAM THIS SIDE OF THE RIO GRANDE LITTLE MISSY!
Oh! Story time!
YA SEE, ONCE UPON A TIME...
*Yang and Maria begin discussing Yangbana while Colt facepalms once again*
*Mickie James is being interviewed backstage*
Jezebel, tonight you get exposed. You get exposed as a fraud, just like your sister did last week. Yeah, sure, I "lost" last week. Big deal. I beat the shit out of Brie Bella, and nobody can say I didn't! And tonight, Jezebel, sweetie? It's your turn.
And CM Punk, last week I gave you an ultimatum. Own up, and take responsibility. For once in your life, take some fuckin' responsibility, you selfish piece of shit!
But no. You're too damn stubborn. But you see Punk, I found her. I did! I found her! And next week, she's coming to Smackdown! And the whole world will know the truth! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*The camera opens to find Jimmy Wang Yang, Colt Cabana, and Maria all dressed in cowboy clothes. Yang and Maria look ecstatic while Colt just shakes his head.*
Jimmy, I still don't see why we have to wear these costumes.
LOOKIE HERE SUNDANCE, IF BUTCH CASSIDY WANTS YA TA WEAR THESE COSTUMES, YOU'LL WEAR 'EM!
When did I become the Sundance Kid? If anything, I should be Butch Cassidy!
DON'T BACKSASS ME SUNDANCE!
*Colt just shakes his head.*
Yay! I get to rodeo!
Really, just let this be over.
IT AIN'T OVER TIL THE FAT LADY SINGS SUNDANCE! NOW, ARE YA READY FOR MIZ AN' MORR-SON?
Anything to get this horrible nightmare over with.
That's the spirit!
*Colt just shakes his head as all three head to the ring.*
*MVP and The Cult make there way to the ring once they reach it Kennedy,Braddock and The Remnants all line surround the ring as MVP and Slater Roll in MVP then makes Slater get him a mic*
I requested this match tonight
And do you know why?
Two Weeks ago Teddy Long betrayed me he betrayed the Cult by publicly running down our beliefs and do you what that got him?
I destroyed him and showed the whole world what we do to the those who turn there backs on us
But that whole event made me think
A Man who was with the Cult since the beginning turned on us
Who else could turn on us?
So that's why I requested this Match
I want to test your mettle here Slater show the dedication to the Cult
Sebastian or should I say Heath?
Lie Down
This is how you prove your dedication
Right now me and you one on one
If you win you stay with the Cult and Die with the Cult
If you lose?
Your out
If you try to leave?
Your fellow Cult Members punish you
Because you see I have the power on this show and its mine to spend as I will
SO as of right now this is a Lumber Jack Match
If you leave the ring Your fellow Cult Members will beat you
Ring the bell and lets see your dedication
Slater pleads his case with MVP… MVP appears to accept Slater’s plea, but then brushes his nose… at that moment, Braddock and Kennedy jump Slater and beat him down. They pick him up and hold him still… MVP charges and hits the Drive-By Kick to Slater’s head. They toss him from the ring and stand together in the middle of the ring triumphantly as the EMTs tend to Slater.
*break*
*backstage we see Randy Orton. The camera is only focused on his face.*
Hey Truth. Since you're the one who thinks I'm a loser I hope you're watching tonight when I RKO Chavo Guerrero and I pin his shoulders to the mat 1...2...3.
But if that's not enough for you how about this.
*The camera pans out to reveal Orton has his arm oover Jimmy Wang Yang's neck. Orton lets go of Yang then shoves him. Yang lands on his knees and Orton plants him with a vicious punt to the head*
Jimmy Wang Yang doesn't think I'm a loser does he Ron?! After tonight the WCWWE Champion won't think I'm a loser either. and at Summerslam Ron when I'm done with you you won't call me a loser. You won't even be conscious to see me announced "the winner of this match, Randy Orton."[/
Chavo hits the three amigos on Randy Orton… then sets up the frog splash… right as chavo jumps, Orton raises to his feet and lands the RKO on chavo!!! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!!
Its been weeks since I lost Her Majesty's Championship, since I let both Queen and country down. The thought that a greasy reprobate like CM Punk is presently holding the belt sickens me. I want that championship back, and I'll go to great lengths to ensure that happens.
Tonight I'm in a 6-man tag match, but Punk is my primary concern. Triple H and R-Truth...I have already beaten both of these gentlemen, so they aren't of any real concern to me, however soon your luck, and it is luck, will run out Punk.
I may have John Cena and the World's Strongest Man in my corner tonight, but my motto is always been to look out for #1, which is myself. I am a premier talent in this company, so much so that I don't feel these fans are worthy to watch me give blood, sweat and tears every week. Punk, one day we will meet one on one again, and the outcome will be different, I assure you. You might even feel...the Power of the Punch.
*Regal pulls brass knuckles from his tights and puts them on his hand*
Triple H goes after Mark Henry with a sledgehammer, and he chases him to the back. William Regal and John Cena take this opportunity, knock Truth off the ring apron and jump Punk, and double teaming him. Mickie James is yelling at them, encouraging them to do more damage.
R-Truth is on the outside not realizing what is going on into the ring, but an angry look comes across his face. At the top of the entry way stands Randy Orton looking down at the ring. The two stare holes thru the other.
Inside the Ring, Regal goes for a clothesline on punk, but he misses and hits Cena, who falls to the outside. Punk lifts up Regal and hits the Go 2 Sleep, he goes for the cover…
1…
2…
3!!
Here are your winners: Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk!!
Punk begins to celebrate but is cut off by John Cena… Cena hits the attitude adjustment on Punk, then applies the STF. Regal recovers in and applies the STF from the opposite side. Punk struggles, but cannot take the hold for long and passes out.
While this is going on, Orton and R-Truth have now rushed towards each other and begin brawling and trading punches.
After a few minutes, security comes down and breaks up the two as they continue to try to get at each other. They show a close up of Randy Orton telling R-Truth “You’re next!” as the show comes to a close.
Carlito w/Primo def. Ezekial w/Kane
Mickie James w/John Cena def. Jezebel
Jimmy Wang Yang/Colt Cabana def. Miz/Morrison
MVP def. Sebastial Slater
Randy Orton def. (c)Chavo Guerrero (non-title)
Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk def. Mark Henry/William Regal/John Cena w/Mickie James
Smackdown 08/18/09:
MS: Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Hello WCWWE Smackdown Fans! *Cheers*
As many of you know, Summerslam is just around the corner. We have Smackdown’s own MVP challenging ECW’s Chavo Guerrero for the WCWWE Undisputed World Title. But people have been coming up to me and asking… “What other matches are you going to make for the PPV”. We’ll I’ve thought long and hard about it. We have several good matches I could make for the pay per view.
There’s the cult and the resistance that have been at each other for months. I could make a match between those two units… but with the leader of the cult already scheduled to be in the World Title Match, it just doesn’t feel like the right time.
There’s the blood feud between Triple H and Mark Henry. Triple H has been begging me for a match since he found out that Henry has his wife… But Mark inexplicably didn’t show up last week. So I don’t think I can award a match to someone that doesn’t show up to work. As much as I’d like to help Triple H… business is business.
Then there’s the Smackdown Tag Team Titles. You have the champions, the Remnants. You also have the colons, who are now 2-0 vs the Remnants since they won the titles. Then there’s the team of Miz and Morrison… who are working their way back up the ranks of the tag division. But sadly, they haven’t yet paid their dues.
So where does that leave us? I’ll tell you.
CM Punk is the United States Champion(recently redubbed as Her Majesty’s Champion). As I mentioned earlier, champions here are going to be fighting champions, but no one has stepped up yet to challenge. So we’re going to create some challengers.
First, R-Truth and Randy Orton seem to disagree on who should be the next top star on this show. So we’re going to settle it at the PPV. Randy Orton vs. R-Truth for the #1 contender for the US Championship at the next possible date.
Well, you might ask what about the champion himself, CM Punk? Fighting champions don’t just sit around waiting for #1 contenders to become available. So, instead, we’re going to have ourselves a four corners elimination match for the United States/Her Majesty’s Championship.
Obviously, the Champ will be one of the four competitors. But how am I to determine who else gets in. Let me think… hmmm… oh I know… lets have ourselves some qualifying matches. And what better way to create qualifiers than to have them compete in the same match we’ll be having at Summerslam.
So next week, we are going to have three… count them three… separate four corner elimination matches. The winner of each match will join Punk in the match at Summerslam.
Thank you for your time, and enjoy the show!
Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy vs. Kung Fu Thrillas
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/b]10 Minutes
First to 3
Kennedy hits a Mic Check on Haas as Braddock keeps Funaki from entering the ring
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
*The camera opens to find Colt Cabana and Maria inside Colt's locker room.*
So then, I put a dollar in this one game, and I won four quarters! I won every time!
That's great...
And when I put in 5 dollars-
*Sadly we never get to know, as Jimmy Wang Yang enters the locker room.*
YEE-HAW COLT! WE GIT ANOTHER SHOT AT THEM VARMITS MIZ AN' MORR-SON!
We're inside. You don't need to yell.
WHO'S YELLING?
*Colt facepalms as Maria looks on curiously.*
Sigh, look Jimmy. I know you're excited about this match, but you have to realize this is a one-time reunion. I'm still trying to get into title contention, and I've made it clear to Truth that I'm done wit The Resistance.
WHO'S TALKIN' BOUT THAT RESISTANCE? I'M TALKIN' BOUT YANGBANA RIDIN' ONCE AGAIN!
Okay. I know we're the only team to beat Miz and Morrison for the Tag Team Titles, and I know you want to recapture that magic. But I'm serious. I'm going after Her Majesty's and trying to go after the WCWWE Title Jimmy, and I can't do that if I'm in a tag team. You got me?
*Yang looks as he's about to answer before being cut off by Maria.*
Um... what's a Yangbana?
It was-
IT WAS THE GREATEST TAG TEAM THIS SIDE OF THE RIO GRANDE LITTLE MISSY!
Oh! Story time!
YA SEE, ONCE UPON A TIME...
*Yang and Maria begin discussing Yangbana while Colt facepalms once again*
Ezekial w/Kane vs. Carlito w/Primo
15 Minutes
First to 3
[/b]15 Minutes
First to 3
*Mickie James is being interviewed backstage*
Jezebel, tonight you get exposed. You get exposed as a fraud, just like your sister did last week. Yeah, sure, I "lost" last week. Big deal. I beat the shit out of Brie Bella, and nobody can say I didn't! And tonight, Jezebel, sweetie? It's your turn.
And CM Punk, last week I gave you an ultimatum. Own up, and take responsibility. For once in your life, take some fuckin' responsibility, you selfish piece of shit!
But no. You're too damn stubborn. But you see Punk, I found her. I did! I found her! And next week, she's coming to Smackdown! And the whole world will know the truth! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mickie James w/John Cena vs. Jezebel
15 Minutes
First to 3
[/b] 15 Minutes
First to 3
*The camera opens to find Jimmy Wang Yang, Colt Cabana, and Maria all dressed in cowboy clothes. Yang and Maria look ecstatic while Colt just shakes his head.*
Jimmy, I still don't see why we have to wear these costumes.
LOOKIE HERE SUNDANCE, IF BUTCH CASSIDY WANTS YA TA WEAR THESE COSTUMES, YOU'LL WEAR 'EM!
When did I become the Sundance Kid? If anything, I should be Butch Cassidy!
DON'T BACKSASS ME SUNDANCE!
*Colt just shakes his head.*
Yay! I get to rodeo!
Really, just let this be over.
IT AIN'T OVER TIL THE FAT LADY SINGS SUNDANCE! NOW, ARE YA READY FOR MIZ AN' MORR-SON?
Anything to get this horrible nightmare over with.
That's the spirit!
*Colt just shakes his head as all three head to the ring.*
Miz/Morrison vs. Jimmy Wang Yang/Colt Cabana
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/b] 10 Minutes
First to 3
*MVP and The Cult make there way to the ring once they reach it Kennedy,Braddock and The Remnants all line surround the ring as MVP and Slater Roll in MVP then makes Slater get him a mic*
I requested this match tonight
And do you know why?
Two Weeks ago Teddy Long betrayed me he betrayed the Cult by publicly running down our beliefs and do you what that got him?
I destroyed him and showed the whole world what we do to the those who turn there backs on us
But that whole event made me think
A Man who was with the Cult since the beginning turned on us
Who else could turn on us?
So that's why I requested this Match
I want to test your mettle here Slater show the dedication to the Cult
Sebastian or should I say Heath?
Lie Down
This is how you prove your dedication
Right now me and you one on one
If you win you stay with the Cult and Die with the Cult
If you lose?
Your out
If you try to leave?
Your fellow Cult Members punish you
Because you see I have the power on this show and its mine to spend as I will
SO as of right now this is a Lumber Jack Match
If you leave the ring Your fellow Cult Members will beat you
Ring the bell and lets see your dedication
MVP vs. Sebastian Slater
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/b]10 Minutes
First to 3
Slater pleads his case with MVP… MVP appears to accept Slater’s plea, but then brushes his nose… at that moment, Braddock and Kennedy jump Slater and beat him down. They pick him up and hold him still… MVP charges and hits the Drive-By Kick to Slater’s head. They toss him from the ring and stand together in the middle of the ring triumphantly as the EMTs tend to Slater.
*break*
*backstage we see Randy Orton. The camera is only focused on his face.*
Hey Truth. Since you're the one who thinks I'm a loser I hope you're watching tonight when I RKO Chavo Guerrero and I pin his shoulders to the mat 1...2...3.
But if that's not enough for you how about this.
*The camera pans out to reveal Orton has his arm oover Jimmy Wang Yang's neck. Orton lets go of Yang then shoves him. Yang lands on his knees and Orton plants him with a vicious punt to the head*
Jimmy Wang Yang doesn't think I'm a loser does he Ron?! After tonight the WCWWE Champion won't think I'm a loser either. and at Summerslam Ron when I'm done with you you won't call me a loser. You won't even be conscious to see me announced "the winner of this match, Randy Orton."[/
Chavo vs. Randy Orton (non-title)
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/b]10 Minutes
First to 3
Chavo hits the three amigos on Randy Orton… then sets up the frog splash… right as chavo jumps, Orton raises to his feet and lands the RKO on chavo!!! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!!
Its been weeks since I lost Her Majesty's Championship, since I let both Queen and country down. The thought that a greasy reprobate like CM Punk is presently holding the belt sickens me. I want that championship back, and I'll go to great lengths to ensure that happens.
Tonight I'm in a 6-man tag match, but Punk is my primary concern. Triple H and R-Truth...I have already beaten both of these gentlemen, so they aren't of any real concern to me, however soon your luck, and it is luck, will run out Punk.
I may have John Cena and the World's Strongest Man in my corner tonight, but my motto is always been to look out for #1, which is myself. I am a premier talent in this company, so much so that I don't feel these fans are worthy to watch me give blood, sweat and tears every week. Punk, one day we will meet one on one again, and the outcome will be different, I assure you. You might even feel...the Power of the Punch.
*Regal pulls brass knuckles from his tights and puts them on his hand*
MAIN EVENT
Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk vs. Mark Henry/William Regal/John Cena w/Mickie James
15 Minutes
First to 3
[/b]Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk vs. Mark Henry/William Regal/John Cena w/Mickie James
15 Minutes
First to 3
Triple H goes after Mark Henry with a sledgehammer, and he chases him to the back. William Regal and John Cena take this opportunity, knock Truth off the ring apron and jump Punk, and double teaming him. Mickie James is yelling at them, encouraging them to do more damage.
R-Truth is on the outside not realizing what is going on into the ring, but an angry look comes across his face. At the top of the entry way stands Randy Orton looking down at the ring. The two stare holes thru the other.
Inside the Ring, Regal goes for a clothesline on punk, but he misses and hits Cena, who falls to the outside. Punk lifts up Regal and hits the Go 2 Sleep, he goes for the cover…
1…
2…
3!!
Here are your winners: Triple H/R-Truth/CM Punk!!
Punk begins to celebrate but is cut off by John Cena… Cena hits the attitude adjustment on Punk, then applies the STF. Regal recovers in and applies the STF from the opposite side. Punk struggles, but cannot take the hold for long and passes out.
While this is going on, Orton and R-Truth have now rushed towards each other and begin brawling and trading punches.
After a few minutes, security comes down and breaks up the two as they continue to try to get at each other. They show a close up of Randy Orton telling R-Truth “You’re next!” as the show comes to a close.