Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Aug 19, 2009 8:27:20 GMT -5
Primo w/Carlito def. Kane w/Ezekial
Randy Ortons def. Kung Fu Naki
Mickie James w/John Cena def Brie Bella
Miz/Morrison def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Triple H def. CM Punk(c) Non-Title
Colt Cabana def. William Regal
MVP def. John Cena w/Mickie James
R-Truth def. Chavo Guerrero(c) Non-Title
Welcome to WCWWE Tuseday Night Smackdown !!
We aren’t wasting anytime tonight… Let’s head to the ring for our first contest!
The Colons beat the Tag Team Champions the Remnants last week on smackdown. They are trying to maintain their position as the #1 contenders to the titles.
Kane goes for the chokeslam.. but primo counters, sliding down Kane’s back and pulling Kane down into a small cradle.
1..
2..
3!!
MS: WOW! For the second time in as many weeks… the Colons have gotten the upper hand on Remnants. The General Manager has to factor that into his decision on who the new challengers will be!
Eve: I am standing here with Randy Orton. Randy you requested a match with Kung Fu Naki. Why?
Eve I didn't want a challenge this week. I wanted the chance to beat the hell out of someone. Kung Fu Naki you better be scared because I will destroy you. Last week I lost to William Regal only because I was distracted by my fight with R-Truth. But now I don't give a damn about Truth. I'm gonna go there and do what I do best. Tonight begins my journey to the WCWWE Championsh-
Hey Randy!
R-Truth smiles at Orton and pats him on the shoulder as Orton just stares a hole through Truth.
Randy you have a point. The journey does begin by trying to overcome the huge odds that come with Kung Fu Naki. He IS a WCWWE veteran, you gotta give him that! It'll be a tough challenge, but someone has to do it I suppose.
Orton smirks sarcastically.
That's funny Ron. Real funny. Atleast I'm gonna win my match tonight. You howevewr will fail to beat Chavo again. As usual R-Truth will come up short. But you're used to that aren't ya. So why don't you leave me alone and let me go out there and make an example out of Funaki, doing what I do best. And then later tonight I'll watch you do what you best. Lose.
Yano that's real funny Randy, because, if I remember correctly, last week you LOST and I know that I WON. And Randy, if you beat Naki, what have you accomplished? You think that's gonna put you in line for a WCWWE title match? So long as I put in a good shift against Chavo I could be in line for a title shot. But Randy, while I will put in a good shift - I'm gonna do even MORE than that, because tonight I have a match with the WCWWE Champion, and I'm gonna overcome Chavo and WIN. First time I faced him I lost... second time I had him beat... and third time's the charm - third time I WILL beat him. And Randy, THAT is WHAT'S UP!
R-Truth walks off smiling.
Randy Orton controls most of the match… Orton goes for the over the back backbreaker, but Funaki counters into a rollup!
1..
2..
Kickout!
Orton quickly stands and hits Funaki with an RKO before funaki has a chance to react…
1..
2..
3!!!
MS: Orton wasn’t about to give Funaki a chance to gain any momentum, and ended the match quickly.
So, Brie Bella. Tonight you get your shot at the big time. You get to go one on one with the greatest women's athlete in WCWWE, Mickie James. Brie, there's something you need to understand. Unlike you, I busted by gorgeous ass to get where I am today. You, you loaned yours out to highest bidder.
I can hurt you really bad, and I probably will. Because in this business, it's all about one thing. Respect. And it's something you need to learn, the hard way.
And MVP, you want to challenge any World Champion to a match? Well you made a mistake challenging John. Unlike you, John is a real man. He doesn't need 20 guys to run interference for him. All he needs are his two fists. And me, of course. So Montel, I hope you're ready. Because you're in for the fight of your life.
CM Punk, I'm giving you one week. One week to own up and take responsibility for what you did. Otherwise, I'm going to reveal our little secret to the entire world. And you wouldn't want that, now would you?
And finally, Katie Lea. You may still be the Women's Champion, but only because I have allowed it. The reason I didn't cash in at Breaking Point was because I wanted to show the world that title or no title, I can beat you. I wanted the world to see just how vulnerable you really are. And above all, I wanted to expose you as the fraud your really are. As far as I'm concerned, mission accomplished.
So now, you better have eyes in the back of your head. Because I beat you once, and I can damn sure do it again. Kisses!
Mickie controls the match from the opening bell, pummeling Brie with punches and kicks, locking in hold after hold. Mickie picks Brie up and irish whips her into the ropes, but Cena reaches in and trips her, causing her to fall to her face. Brie quickly tries to get back up, but Mickie catches her with the mick kick right to the skull. She makes the cover…
The bell rings, John Cena comes into the ring… he and Mickie start to celebrate.
But the ref yells over to the announcer table and talks with them.
The referee has just declared that because of John Cena’s interference… this match ended in a disqualification. Here is your winner… Brie Belle!
The ref checks on Brie… while Mickie is visibly irate. She goes over to the unsuspecting ref and plants a mick kick right in his temple. Cena then comes over and applies the STF. He holds it there while Mickie yells at the ref about how he was wrong, then slaps him. Cena lets go and the two head back up the ramp, leaving Brie and the Ref laying in the middle of the ring.
*Miz and Morrison enter the ring as boos rain down on them*
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Settle down folks, we'll get to your regulary scheduled beating of Mr. Mister in a moment. First we have to correct a grave injustice.
At Breaking Point, we were robbed of our WCWWE tag team titles. And what does our general manager do? Does he overturn the result? Does he grant us our rematch? No. He makes us waste our time facing off against a bunch of losers.
Maybe you don't get how things work around here. We ARE Smackdown. Without us, this show wouldn't exist. People tune in and buy tickets to see US, in the vain attempt that our greatness will rub off on them and improve their pathetic lives.
Fat chance.
Fact is we are A list players. We should be the top stars on the brand Instead we are being held back by a man who's career highlight is being Ric Flair's bitch!
But The Miz and I are nothing if not forgiving. You have one chance, Mr Anderson. Rectify your mistake, give us our rematch and all will be forgiven. Otherwise...there will be consequences.
Because we are John Morrison and The Miz and not only are we AWESOME but we have powerful friends. You have been warned.
*Arn comes out and stops at the top of the ramp*
Well well, seems I finally got your attention. I knew it was only a matter of time before you two started crying about not having those belts anymore.
First, you lost those belts in the middle of the ring. You lose those belts more often than you successfully defend them… so don’t whine to me because you couldn’t get the job done yourself.
Next, rematch? You want an automatic rematch? Did you give the guys you won those belts from a rematch? Karma’s a damn bitch…ain’t it?
Now…you two need to remember this… as good as you are in that ring… I make the matches. If I want you to wrestle Ivan the Wrestling Bear and Little Boogeyman in a punjabi prison match… you may not like it… but you sure as hell are going to do it... So if you want to even get close enough to sniff those tag teams belts again… I’ve got two words of my own for you…. earn it!
*Cut to Colt Cabana and Maria backstage*
So, did you enjoy yourself last night?
Ohmigod, Chuck E. Cheese's was SOOOO fun!! I got to whack the mole, and do the skeeball-
Yeah, it was nice of Smackdown to host an after-party there. I didn't know Yang was into salad that much though...
- and I even got a prize! Look!
*Maria holds out a paper airplane*
How many tickets did that cost?
Fifty, but it was worth it! Watch. WHOOSH!!
*Maria throws the airplane, which lands right at Colt's feet*
See?
Well it does fly...
So, what are we gonna do later tonight?
Well, after I beat Billy Regal out there and get myself into title contention, we may be able to rent a movie before Blockbuster closes.
Ooh! Can we see the chipmunks?
Sigh.... sure, why not.
Yay!
*Maria grabs the paper airplane and begins "flying" the plane around the room. Colt just smiles and shakes his head*
CM Punk go back and forth for nearly the entire match. Punk pulls Triple H, climbs the ropes, then tries to hook both Triple H’s arms. Triple H breaks free and suplexes Punk off the top rope. He picks punk up and kicks him in the gut… and hooks in both arms for the pedigree… but Punk counters with a back body drop.
Punk picks him up and lifts Triple H on his shoulders… He hits the go 2 sleep! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
Triple H gets a leg on the rope and the ref stops the count. Punk can’t believe it. He gets Triple H back to his feet and tries to lift him up for another Go 2 Sleep… Trips counters! He kicks Punk in the gut..
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner: Triple H!
Tonight I have John Cena one on one
Now for those of you keeping count........Chavo
John is another former World Champion
And after I beat him that would make it my Seventh Former World Champ that I've pinned
Now you see John Cena has Mickie James is in his corner
To me that's a bit of an Unfair Advantage so to speak so I'll take
Braddock,Slater and Jezebel so that should pretty much get rid of the numbers advantage right?
So John you like to Rap right?
Maybe I'll come to you for my victory song after I take that Title Off Chavo
1.Player's Boot
2.Playmaker
3.Drive-By Kick
Those are all it takes to put you down a dog
Ever see Ol' Yeller?
Kid's dog gets Rabies so he has to take him out back and shoot him in the head to end his suffering
Well John your obviously suffering
I mean your going out with Mickie James for gods sake
Thats just asking for Mad Cow Disease
Pretend my Drive-By Kick is a Rifle and this'll all feel better
Onto Chavo once more remember King of the Ring?
That big tournament with everybody fighting to Win?
That was where I beat 4 people to get the shot at the Title I never really lost
That bugs me
That really bugs me
and You know what will help that?
Beating you down and taking it back
MVP hits the drive by kick followed by the playmaker and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
MVP jumps up and celebrates. All of a sudden Chavo comes out from the back and stands at the top of the entryway. He claps slowly.
MVP sees him and points. Then points to his waist and makes the belt motion. He points to his wrist and you can see him mouth “your time is running out”.
IF TRUTH WINS:
Chavo goes for a Frog Splash but Truth rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and Truth hits a superkick. Truth gets to his feet and sets up the axe kick but Orton slides into the ring and nails Truth with the RKO as the ref rings the bell for the DQ. Orton continues the attack on Truth with stomps and knees to the face. Orton then goes out of the ring and gets a chair. Orton climbs back in the ring and attacks Truth with the chair busting him open. Orton tries to continue the attack but the referees and security restrain him as EMTs tend to Truth.
IF TRUTH LOSES:
Chavo goes for a Frog Splash but Truth rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and Truth attempts a superkick but Chavo ducks and Truth hits the ref. Truth attempts another superkick and nails Chavo right in the jaw! Truth sets up the axe kick, but out of nowhere Orton slides into the ring and nails Truth with the RKO. Chavo goes up top and hits the Frog Splash. Chavo covers Truth as the ref slowly comes to his senses and makes the count
1
2
3!
Orton continues the attack on Truth with stomps and knees to the face. Orton then goes out of the ring and gets a chair. Orton climbs back in the ring and attacks Truth with the chair busting him open. Orton tries to continue the attack but the referees and security restrain him as EMTs tend to Truth.
Randy Ortons def. Kung Fu Naki
Mickie James w/John Cena def Brie Bella
Miz/Morrison def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Triple H def. CM Punk(c) Non-Title
Colt Cabana def. William Regal
MVP def. John Cena w/Mickie James
R-Truth def. Chavo Guerrero(c) Non-Title
Welcome to WCWWE Tuseday Night Smackdown !!
We aren’t wasting anytime tonight… Let’s head to the ring for our first contest!
The Colons beat the Tag Team Champions the Remnants last week on smackdown. They are trying to maintain their position as the #1 contenders to the titles.
Kane w/Ezekial vs Primo w/Carlito
First to 3
15 minutes
[/b]First to 3
15 minutes
Kane goes for the chokeslam.. but primo counters, sliding down Kane’s back and pulling Kane down into a small cradle.
1..
2..
3!!
MS: WOW! For the second time in as many weeks… the Colons have gotten the upper hand on Remnants. The General Manager has to factor that into his decision on who the new challengers will be!
Eve: I am standing here with Randy Orton. Randy you requested a match with Kung Fu Naki. Why?
Eve I didn't want a challenge this week. I wanted the chance to beat the hell out of someone. Kung Fu Naki you better be scared because I will destroy you. Last week I lost to William Regal only because I was distracted by my fight with R-Truth. But now I don't give a damn about Truth. I'm gonna go there and do what I do best. Tonight begins my journey to the WCWWE Championsh-
Hey Randy!
R-Truth smiles at Orton and pats him on the shoulder as Orton just stares a hole through Truth.
Randy you have a point. The journey does begin by trying to overcome the huge odds that come with Kung Fu Naki. He IS a WCWWE veteran, you gotta give him that! It'll be a tough challenge, but someone has to do it I suppose.
Orton smirks sarcastically.
That's funny Ron. Real funny. Atleast I'm gonna win my match tonight. You howevewr will fail to beat Chavo again. As usual R-Truth will come up short. But you're used to that aren't ya. So why don't you leave me alone and let me go out there and make an example out of Funaki, doing what I do best. And then later tonight I'll watch you do what you best. Lose.
Yano that's real funny Randy, because, if I remember correctly, last week you LOST and I know that I WON. And Randy, if you beat Naki, what have you accomplished? You think that's gonna put you in line for a WCWWE title match? So long as I put in a good shift against Chavo I could be in line for a title shot. But Randy, while I will put in a good shift - I'm gonna do even MORE than that, because tonight I have a match with the WCWWE Champion, and I'm gonna overcome Chavo and WIN. First time I faced him I lost... second time I had him beat... and third time's the charm - third time I WILL beat him. And Randy, THAT is WHAT'S UP!
R-Truth walks off smiling.
Kung Fu Naki vs Randy Orton
First to 3
15 minutes
[/b]First to 3
15 minutes
Randy Orton controls most of the match… Orton goes for the over the back backbreaker, but Funaki counters into a rollup!
1..
2..
Kickout!
Orton quickly stands and hits Funaki with an RKO before funaki has a chance to react…
1..
2..
3!!!
MS: Orton wasn’t about to give Funaki a chance to gain any momentum, and ended the match quickly.
So, Brie Bella. Tonight you get your shot at the big time. You get to go one on one with the greatest women's athlete in WCWWE, Mickie James. Brie, there's something you need to understand. Unlike you, I busted by gorgeous ass to get where I am today. You, you loaned yours out to highest bidder.
I can hurt you really bad, and I probably will. Because in this business, it's all about one thing. Respect. And it's something you need to learn, the hard way.
And MVP, you want to challenge any World Champion to a match? Well you made a mistake challenging John. Unlike you, John is a real man. He doesn't need 20 guys to run interference for him. All he needs are his two fists. And me, of course. So Montel, I hope you're ready. Because you're in for the fight of your life.
CM Punk, I'm giving you one week. One week to own up and take responsibility for what you did. Otherwise, I'm going to reveal our little secret to the entire world. And you wouldn't want that, now would you?
And finally, Katie Lea. You may still be the Women's Champion, but only because I have allowed it. The reason I didn't cash in at Breaking Point was because I wanted to show the world that title or no title, I can beat you. I wanted the world to see just how vulnerable you really are. And above all, I wanted to expose you as the fraud your really are. As far as I'm concerned, mission accomplished.
So now, you better have eyes in the back of your head. Because I beat you once, and I can damn sure do it again. Kisses!
Mickie James w/John Cena vs. Brie Bella
First to 3
15 minutes
[/b]First to 3
15 minutes
Mickie controls the match from the opening bell, pummeling Brie with punches and kicks, locking in hold after hold. Mickie picks Brie up and irish whips her into the ropes, but Cena reaches in and trips her, causing her to fall to her face. Brie quickly tries to get back up, but Mickie catches her with the mick kick right to the skull. She makes the cover…
The bell rings, John Cena comes into the ring… he and Mickie start to celebrate.
But the ref yells over to the announcer table and talks with them.
The referee has just declared that because of John Cena’s interference… this match ended in a disqualification. Here is your winner… Brie Belle!
The ref checks on Brie… while Mickie is visibly irate. She goes over to the unsuspecting ref and plants a mick kick right in his temple. Cena then comes over and applies the STF. He holds it there while Mickie yells at the ref about how he was wrong, then slaps him. Cena lets go and the two head back up the ramp, leaving Brie and the Ref laying in the middle of the ring.
*Miz and Morrison enter the ring as boos rain down on them*
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Settle down folks, we'll get to your regulary scheduled beating of Mr. Mister in a moment. First we have to correct a grave injustice.
At Breaking Point, we were robbed of our WCWWE tag team titles. And what does our general manager do? Does he overturn the result? Does he grant us our rematch? No. He makes us waste our time facing off against a bunch of losers.
Maybe you don't get how things work around here. We ARE Smackdown. Without us, this show wouldn't exist. People tune in and buy tickets to see US, in the vain attempt that our greatness will rub off on them and improve their pathetic lives.
Fat chance.
Fact is we are A list players. We should be the top stars on the brand Instead we are being held back by a man who's career highlight is being Ric Flair's bitch!
But The Miz and I are nothing if not forgiving. You have one chance, Mr Anderson. Rectify your mistake, give us our rematch and all will be forgiven. Otherwise...there will be consequences.
Because we are John Morrison and The Miz and not only are we AWESOME but we have powerful friends. You have been warned.
*Arn comes out and stops at the top of the ramp*
Well well, seems I finally got your attention. I knew it was only a matter of time before you two started crying about not having those belts anymore.
First, you lost those belts in the middle of the ring. You lose those belts more often than you successfully defend them… so don’t whine to me because you couldn’t get the job done yourself.
Next, rematch? You want an automatic rematch? Did you give the guys you won those belts from a rematch? Karma’s a damn bitch…ain’t it?
Now…you two need to remember this… as good as you are in that ring… I make the matches. If I want you to wrestle Ivan the Wrestling Bear and Little Boogeyman in a punjabi prison match… you may not like it… but you sure as hell are going to do it... So if you want to even get close enough to sniff those tag teams belts again… I’ve got two words of my own for you…. earn it!
Miz/Morrison vs Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
First to 3
15 minutes
[/b]First to 3
15 minutes
*Cut to Colt Cabana and Maria backstage*
So, did you enjoy yourself last night?
Ohmigod, Chuck E. Cheese's was SOOOO fun!! I got to whack the mole, and do the skeeball-
Yeah, it was nice of Smackdown to host an after-party there. I didn't know Yang was into salad that much though...
- and I even got a prize! Look!
*Maria holds out a paper airplane*
How many tickets did that cost?
Fifty, but it was worth it! Watch. WHOOSH!!
*Maria throws the airplane, which lands right at Colt's feet*
See?
Well it does fly...
So, what are we gonna do later tonight?
Well, after I beat Billy Regal out there and get myself into title contention, we may be able to rent a movie before Blockbuster closes.
Ooh! Can we see the chipmunks?
Sigh.... sure, why not.
Yay!
*Maria grabs the paper airplane and begins "flying" the plane around the room. Colt just smiles and shakes his head*
CM Punk vs. Triple H
First to 3
15 minutes
[/b]First to 3
15 minutes
CM Punk go back and forth for nearly the entire match. Punk pulls Triple H, climbs the ropes, then tries to hook both Triple H’s arms. Triple H breaks free and suplexes Punk off the top rope. He picks punk up and kicks him in the gut… and hooks in both arms for the pedigree… but Punk counters with a back body drop.
Punk picks him up and lifts Triple H on his shoulders… He hits the go 2 sleep! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
Triple H gets a leg on the rope and the ref stops the count. Punk can’t believe it. He gets Triple H back to his feet and tries to lift him up for another Go 2 Sleep… Trips counters! He kicks Punk in the gut..
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner: Triple H!
William Regal vs Colt Cabana
First to 3
10 minutes
[/b]First to 3
10 minutes
Tonight I have John Cena one on one
Now for those of you keeping count........Chavo
John is another former World Champion
And after I beat him that would make it my Seventh Former World Champ that I've pinned
Now you see John Cena has Mickie James is in his corner
To me that's a bit of an Unfair Advantage so to speak so I'll take
Braddock,Slater and Jezebel so that should pretty much get rid of the numbers advantage right?
So John you like to Rap right?
Maybe I'll come to you for my victory song after I take that Title Off Chavo
1.Player's Boot
2.Playmaker
3.Drive-By Kick
Those are all it takes to put you down a dog
Ever see Ol' Yeller?
Kid's dog gets Rabies so he has to take him out back and shoot him in the head to end his suffering
Well John your obviously suffering
I mean your going out with Mickie James for gods sake
Thats just asking for Mad Cow Disease
Pretend my Drive-By Kick is a Rifle and this'll all feel better
Onto Chavo once more remember King of the Ring?
That big tournament with everybody fighting to Win?
That was where I beat 4 people to get the shot at the Title I never really lost
That bugs me
That really bugs me
and You know what will help that?
Beating you down and taking it back
MVP vs John Cena w/Mickie James
First to 3
10 minutes
[/b]First to 3
10 minutes
MVP hits the drive by kick followed by the playmaker and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
MVP jumps up and celebrates. All of a sudden Chavo comes out from the back and stands at the top of the entryway. He claps slowly.
MVP sees him and points. Then points to his waist and makes the belt motion. He points to his wrist and you can see him mouth “your time is running out”.
R-Truth vs. Chavo (non-title)
First to 3
10 minutes
[/b]First to 3
10 minutes
IF TRUTH WINS:
Chavo goes for a Frog Splash but Truth rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and Truth hits a superkick. Truth gets to his feet and sets up the axe kick but Orton slides into the ring and nails Truth with the RKO as the ref rings the bell for the DQ. Orton continues the attack on Truth with stomps and knees to the face. Orton then goes out of the ring and gets a chair. Orton climbs back in the ring and attacks Truth with the chair busting him open. Orton tries to continue the attack but the referees and security restrain him as EMTs tend to Truth.
Chavo goes for a Frog Splash but Truth rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and Truth attempts a superkick but Chavo ducks and Truth hits the ref. Truth attempts another superkick and nails Chavo right in the jaw! Truth sets up the axe kick, but out of nowhere Orton slides into the ring and nails Truth with the RKO. Chavo goes up top and hits the Frog Splash. Chavo covers Truth as the ref slowly comes to his senses and makes the count
1
2
3!
Orton continues the attack on Truth with stomps and knees to the face. Orton then goes out of the ring and gets a chair. Orton climbs back in the ring and attacks Truth with the chair busting him open. Orton tries to continue the attack but the referees and security restrain him as EMTs tend to Truth.