Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Aug 19, 2009 8:31:51 GMT -5
Ezekiel def. Miz and Primo in a Triple Threat Match
Jimmy Wang Yang def. Finlay
Carlito def. Morrison and Kane in a Triple Threat Match
Triple H vs. Mark Henry never started
R-Truth def. Colt Cabana
John Cena/Brie Bella def. Randy Orton/Layla
CM Punk/Katie Lea def. William Regal/Mickie James
SMACKDOWN 07/28/09:
*to the ring where John Morrison and The Miz sit in directors chairs*
Hi, I'm John Morrison, and if I had a dollar for every woman I've hooked up with, it would make Bill Gates look like a hobo.
And I'm your Chick Magnet, THE MIZ! Now these days, every freak, monster, toilet brush haired spitter and their brother are gunning for our WCWWE Tag Team titles. Now we all know why we are awesome...
And we know you people would really love it if we spent the next hour listing the reasons.
But we are generous men and we thought it would be decent of us to allow our opponents an opportunity to bask in our greatness.
*The In-Crowd turns to the titantron where a split screen of The Colons and The Remnants with the mouths of someone else obviously pasted on*
Good evening gentlemen. Can you hear me?
Durrr.
Easy big guy, don't pull a muscle.
"Carlito": Could we hurry this up? I have to get to my other job as model for the troll dolls.
"Primo": Yeah!
So are you ready to lose to...I mean face us at Breaking Point?
"Carlito": Ready? We are proud warriors! You know what Colon means?
Enlighten us.
"Carlito": It means digestive tract.
Fitting, since you are full of sh...
Whoa, whoa, dude!
Sorry.
"Primo": Ye...oh what's the point? Does anyone really care about me? Ay dios mio.
Hey, you watch the language too, this is a family show.
So, back to the freaks. You two seem to be a head short. Where's that chick that used to be our groupie?
Durrr.
What Kane is trying to say is that The Colons have enough female parts for all of us. You dig?
Hehe, that's true. Can I ask about you two. Zeke you've done nothing since you were hanging around with a guy called Spanky. And Kane, you haven' been relevant since 1998.
I like fire and such.
*a badly edited in match appears on The Remnants side of the screen and sets "Kane" on fire in a cheap effect.*
Remember folks, Kane is a professional...well he's an intelligent...well he's something.
But in all seriousness, do you really think you can beat us? The greatest tag team in ALL of WCWWE.
"Carlito": I dunno. We do suck pretty bad.
"Primo": Yeah!
Durrr.
Well, gentlemen, that's all the time we have for you. And by that I mean that's all the time we can stand putting up with you. But, nonetheless...
*The Colons come to the ring, not looking happy. Miz and Morrison get to their feet and get into a fighting stance and Carlito an Primo enter the ring. Just when they are about to go at it when a blast of pyro calls their attention back the entrance.*
*The Remnants enter the ring as the Colons face them down, backing off slightly. Suddenly Miz and Morrison come up from behind and push Carlito and Primo into Kane and Ezekiel. The Remnants grab them both by the throat and set up stereo chokeslams… but as the lift the pair into the air, primo and carlito are both able to get free and slide behind the remnants and push them away. The remnants turn they stand there face to face as the In-Crowd take the opportunity to bail from the ring and retreat up the ramp.*
Miz and Morrison turn around to see Arn Anderson make his way out from the back with a mic in hand.
What’s wrong boys, like to talk the talk, but afraid to walk the walk? Well, the fans won’t have to wait til Friday to see a triple threat… as a matter of fact, we’re going to see TWO triple threats tonight.
One will be Carlito… versus John Morrison… versus…. KANE!
*kane seems pleased by this… Morrison doesn’t share the same reaction.
And second… will be Primo versus Miz versus Ezekial… and that match… will start… RIGHT NOW!! Ring the bell!
Primo vs. Miz vs. Ezekial
15 minutes
First to 4
*Beth Phoenix is seen standing outside the door to the locker room. The door opens, and CM Punk walks out, wearing a blue singlet and plain black boots. Beth recoils in shock, and stares at Punk with a confused look on her face.*
Wh... What are you wearing?
*Punk sighs*
Some wiseguy decided to swipe all my gear, and this was the only spare stuff they had around here. I look ridiculous.
Why didn't you tell me? I could've lent you something.
Uh... Well, I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think your stuff is my size...
*Punk stares into the distance for a second and shudders, before quickly shaking his head*
Anyway, what about the list of names I gave you last week? See anything you liked?
Ah... er... well, I kinda... uh... lost it.
Oh, well that's just great. As if enough things haven't gone wrong lately!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
*Punk puts his hand on his forehead and takes a deep breath*
Nah, it's okay. I think I have a few spares in the car, anyway.
*Beth breathes a sigh of relief*
It's just been a frustrating day. I mean, not only do I have to deal with this...
*Punk gestures toward his "new" ring gear*
...did you happen to see who I'm facing tonight?
William Regal? You're facing him again in a few days at Breaking Point, you can't be getting scared now.
No, not him, the person he's teaming with.
...Who was he teaming with again? No, wait, let me think... it was... uh...
*Beth closes her eyes in thought for a few seconds, then opens them wide*
...Oh! Ohh...
*Punk nods slowly*
You never did tell me what happened between you two.
Do I really have to?
Well...
Let's just say we haven't been getting along, and leave it at that. You can sympathize with that, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Well, I have to get going. See you later.
*Punk puts on his T-shirt (available at WCWWEShop.com!)*
At least they still had one of these lying around.
*Punk tugs at the shirt a bit*
...Too bad it's about three sizes too big.
*Beth tries to stifle a laugh as Punk starts to walk off*
Good luck out there!
*Punk turns around, grins, and points to his "Luck is for losers" tattoo. Then he continues walking.*
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First to the ring… Finlay!
And his opponent
Jimmy Wang Yang!
Finlay vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
15 minutes
First to 3
*MVP makes his way to the ring with Teddy Long following close behind he grabs a mic from Ringside then climbs in*
TRIPLE H!
Do you think I'll let you get away with all this?
You attack my Followers
You call me out
You challenge me
Well you can do whatever you want Triple H
Theres one thing that won't change no matter how many times you attack my Followers or cry to me
*MVP reaches into his pocket and pulls out a single Earring*
Nice?
It's a Souveneir
It's also probably causing you to boil with Rage right now
Is that what it's doing?
Are you angry right now?
Do you want to rip-off my head and beat my skull into mush?
Do you want to take Revenge?
Do you want her back Triple H?
Does it gnaw at you knowing what Henry is doing to her
Well here's something else
I WATCH THOSE TAPES
I watch them at every night and laugh
Now does that make you mad?
Do you want to beat me into a pulp?
Do you want that revenge?
What would you give for it?
Would you give every last waking breath for it?
Good
But that's not what I'm here for tonight
Tonight I show what I am capable of
At Breaking Point I already will take revenge for My Men
But now?
Now I ease the pressure
You want to attack people
I can do the same
BRING HIM OUT!
*Kane and Ezekial walk slowly down the Ramp dragging an Unconscious Kung Fu Naki behind them they push him under the bottom rope and throw in a Chair then take position facing the Ramp*
*MVP wedges the Chair onto Kung Funaki's arm*
Lets have an Expirement shall we?
Lets see if the Man who is out for Revenge will care about helping others
*MVP climbs to the Top Rope*
Let's see if you can make it in time to save him
Let's see f you even try
I'll end his career right here and now simply to make a Point
Let's see if you even care
On 10
NINE!
EIGHT!
SEVEN!
SIX!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ON-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
*Teddy Long grabs MVP's leg and pulls him down from the Top Rope causing him to land on his ass*
*MVP immediately pops up and gets in Long's face*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND NOW!?
MONTEL YOU THE ONE THAT MUST BE OUT YO' DAMN MIND!
What the hell are you doing!?
You said we're supposed to force Mr.McMahon out
WELL WE DID IT
HE'S GONE
HE'S LEFT
SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Why are we beating this man!?
Why are we kidnapping a defenseless woman and handing her over to an insane man!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THE REASON WE'RE ABOUT TO MAIM THIS MAN?!?
We accomplished what we were suppose to
But not like this
I watched when we beat Men and Women to force him out
I saw what was going on and I allowed it because I thought it was all a part of the road to our goal
and I was right we did it
We did it on the backs of those we beat but we did it
So what are we doing now?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT!?
YOU'VE LOST YOUR DAMN MI-
*Teddy is cut off by a Right Hand from MVP knocking him to the ground MVP then drops to his knees and begins laying right hands into Long*
TRAITOR!
DAMNED TRAITOR!
*The Crowd goes nuts as Triple H makes his way down to the ring Sledgehammer in hand,He catches Kane in the Ribs with the Sledgie then does the same to Big Zeke he then slides under the bottom rope and goes after MVP only for MVP to Bail and escape through the Crowd,Triple H drops to one knee and begins tending to Funaki and Long while motioning to the back for Paramedics as MVP is shown shaking with rage in the crowd*
First to the ring
Carlito!
and his first opponent
John Morrison!
and the final opponent
Kane!!
Carlito vs. Morrison vs. Kane
15 minutes
First to 3
*Henry is shown in the back*
Well, well, well. It seems I have something new on my plate tonight, that being a singles match with Triple H, who as of late, has been on this roaring rampage of revenge to try to take back his wife from the Cult by any means possible. Or is it not that simple? You see, I have a theory on his actions. Is it merely a horrified and enraged husband trying to rescue his dear wife from a band of psychopaths, or is it more akin to a jealous, manipulative bastard motivated by fear of losing power to the next big thing in town? Now, it's obviously no secret that he and Stephanie are married, but do not forget that it was not a white wedding at a church with Shane or Shawn as the best man. Oh no, it was actually exactly like this:
I have to hand it to you, Hunter, you did something special there. You took a perfectly innocent young woman, and you tore her from her true love, and you twisted her into something corrupted in the pursuit that knowing she would be the leverage point where you could harvest so much power that you could step over even Vince McMahon as the true ruler of the WCWWF....... Hmm, does that similar to anything recent as of late? Say what you will about MVP, but as of right now, he wants to be a Tyrant, but is not yet. You Hunter, on the other hand, you were. During those couple of years, you had it all. But when that power started to dry up, what did you do? Why, you dumped ol' Stephanie, and "got close"' to Eric Bicshoff and then once again you ruled the roost with Evolution. Now, I know what is going to be said "But Mark, they reconciled!" But just as she started to gain some of the old power back as well. Hmm, I could go on, but honestly, my point has been stated. Hunter, in the end, this match is irrelevant, but your struggle against MVP, a man who you will not admit that is very similar to you, will continue. You people think about what I said.
*Walks off*
Triple H vs. Mark Henry
First to the ring… Triple H!
*Triple H comes down in regular fashion. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he looks around at the crowd. At that time, all of a sudden, Mark Henry rushes down and attacks Triple H from behind. He picks up Triple H and whips him into the steel steps.
Think you can come down here and take me out like the rest of ‘em!? HUH!!??
Henry reaches down and picks Triple H up again and lifts him up on his shoulder. He attempts to run Triple H’s head into the cornerpost, but he slips off Henry’s back and pushes Henry into the ring post instead! Henry turns around to be greeted by a Harley Race style high knee.
HHH looks down at Henry and gets that look in his eye that he has had the last several weeks… but at that moment, MVP rushes down to ringside and attacks Triple H from behind. The two trade a few blows until Mark Henry comes to and comes to the aid of MVP.
The two double team Triple H until he goes down to one knee. They pick him up and both irish whip him into the ring mat. Triple H falls to the ground in pain while MVP and Henry congratulate each other. Just then Triple H reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer!
Both Henry and MVP see this and begin to slowly make their way back up the ramp. As Triple H begins to get to his feet and make his way towards them, they begin to quicken their pace. Triple H rushes at them and they both run to the back!
Cameramen catch the chase back stage as the two try to keep their distance from the sledgehammer wielding Triple H. They reach the parking lot and jump into a black limo. Triple H reaches the limo just in time to break a tail light as it speeds out of the arena. The rage in triple H’s eyes are apparent, as his battle with the cult will have to wait until this Friday on the Pay Per View.
*Match is a no-contest draw*
*Colt Cabana is seen staring at the camera without a trace of his usual jovial nature.*
When I started wrestling many years ago, my dream was to wrestle in the WCWWE. I spent year after year perfecting my craft to the point where I had finally realized my dream. And ever since then, it has slowly turned into a nightmare.
I end up partnering with Jimmy Wang Yang and looked at as nothing more than a comedy act. Our two Tag Team Title reigns are roughly two weeks combined, and even though Jimmy and I were Resistance, I still find myself on the recieving end of beatdowns without any help from my "friends". That kid from Chicago who dreamed of wrestling here now finds himself wondering if it's even worth it.
But then again, anything worth of value is worth fighting for. I came to WCWWE to be a professional wrestler in the greatest wrestling company on the planet, and I'll be damned if I let this nightmare continue. This hellish nightmare comes to an end on Smackdown,where I prove once and for all that Colt Cabana is more than just a "comedy act". I refuse to be content being stuck in mid-card hell. I am a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, and I'm going to make that very clear in my match on Smackdown.
R-Truth, despite my problems with Resistance, I still consider you a friend. All that time on the road, talking and sharing good times and great memories... that I will never forget. But you gotta understand Truth, Tuesday won't be personal. Tuesday... it's just the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm going to beat the hell out of you, not out of spite, but so you can be ready for anything that Chavo throws at you. You have the chance to become WCWWE Champion in just a few days, and I'm going to make sure you're ready for that match.
Truth, I promise you. I will hold nothing back in our match, because you deserve nothing less than my best. And win or lose, I'm going to make sure that everyone realizes that while I may like to have fun, I'm in it to win it.
R-Truth, can you quickly give us your thoughts on your match here tonight against your former team mate, and your good friend, Colt Cabana?
Yano what Eve? Me n Colt been friends for a good while now - ever since the two of us showed up as Smackdown superstars last year we've been buddies. Now, a couple weeks ago, Colt left the Resistance. I'm still tryin to get to grips wit dat fact. I can understand he wants to be his own man, but why he wouldn't want to help me n the rest of the boys bring down the Cult? I dunno.
Last week, I gave Colt an opportunity to prove himself against the best in the world today at what he does - Chavo Guerrero, the WCWWE Champ. I hope he recognises that I helped him get that opportunity - he didn't take it as well as he coulda done, but that's the past. He put in a good effort against the Champ!
Colt proved he can hang with the champ. Tonight I prove I can hang with - and hopefully beat - Colt. And if I do that, I'm at the same point as Chavo is. But there's gonna come a point when either me or Chavo - we ain't so even. This Friday... there will come a Breaking Point. And when it's all said and done, I will prove all the doubters wrong. All the people who have said I'm a glorified midcarder. The same people who said that about Chavo in fact, and just like he proved them wrong at King of the Ring, I'm gonna prove those same people wrong this Friday when I walk out... WCWWE... Champion.
First to the Ring
R-Truth!
And his opponent
Colt Cabana!
R-Truth vs. Colt Cabana
15 minutes
First to 3
Colt and R-Truth trade blows as the time becomes short. R-Truth kicks Colt in the gut and hits the ax kick!
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!
Truth can’t believe it… he gets colt back up again and tries to kick him in the gut again… but colt blocks it and instead kicks Truth in the gut! He sets up the colt 45 and hits it!! He makes a cover…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!
Theres about 30 seconds remaining. Colt tries to pin R-Truth with a small package…
1..
2..
Truth rolls it and now colt is the one being pinned!
1..
2..
3!!
Colt can’t believe it! He was so close!
Well well well. Katie Lea, once again we find ourselves across the ring from one another. Katie, sweetheart, I do hope your knee is feeling better. Not that it matters, because, as I showed everyone last week, I can beat you whether your healthy or not. And this Friday, I’ll beat you yet again.
And it’s interesting to see who Katie’s partner will be tonight. CM Punk. You and I have some unfinished business, but that’s not what tonight’s about. Punk, you just need to worry about MY partner, Her Majesty’s Champion, William Regal.
And John, we’re still on for you-know-what, right? Gimme a call.
Mickie blows a kiss at the camera, and exits.
*Fade to black*
First to the ring coming out together
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYv2dTbFObI
John Cena and Brie Bella!
and their opponents, coming out together
Randy Orton and Layla!
John Cena/Brie Bella vs. Orton/Layla
15 minutes
First to 3
Cena and Orton begin to brawl outside the ring. They continue to brawl up the ramp and into the backstage area. Inside the ring, Brie DDTs layla, then applies the STF! Cena must have been training her! Layla can only hold on a few seconds before tapping out to the move.
Here are your winners… Brie Bella and John Cena!
Last week, I teamed with CM Punk and we had some synergy, I'll admit, but we also didn't win the match, which I have to blame on him I'm afraid. He didn't take an opportunity when presented to him and thus a time limit draw was the outcome.
However tonight we are on opposite tag teams. This is a chance before Breaking Point to prove that I am superior not only as a singles wrestler, but as a tag team wrestler too. I will show that I am more clinical, more ruthless and more determined to obtain victory for Queen and country than my future championship opponent.
Her Majesty's Title is all I care about. Retaining this belt in every defense is extremely important to me, and so while I present opportunities to the likes of CM Punk, I also like to use that to show my prowess over everybody else on this roster. I've taken on all comers and shown that I can adapt to different styles, I can beat opponents of all shapes and sizes, and at Breaking Point, its going to be the exact same outcome.
So enjoy this opportunity, Punk. Train hard, drink all the Pepsi you like. It will be moot though, because I shall once again conquer as I always do. See you in the ring, sunshine.
First to the ring
William Regal!
And his parter
Mickie James!
And their opponents … first to the ring
CM Punk
And his partner
William Regal/Mickie James vs. CM Punk/Katie Lea
10 minutes
First to 3
Thanks go out to TTS, Amigo, Above Average, Dankirby, Headbanger Man, Tank, and Perpetual Nirvana for promos this week.
Thanks to TTS, Amigo, Michael Hayden, AA, Perpetual Nirvana, sportsdude, and dankirby for being able to participate in today’s show.
Jimmy Wang Yang def. Finlay
Carlito def. Morrison and Kane in a Triple Threat Match
Triple H vs. Mark Henry never started
R-Truth def. Colt Cabana
John Cena/Brie Bella def. Randy Orton/Layla
CM Punk/Katie Lea def. William Regal/Mickie James
SMACKDOWN 07/28/09:
*to the ring where John Morrison and The Miz sit in directors chairs*
Hi, I'm John Morrison, and if I had a dollar for every woman I've hooked up with, it would make Bill Gates look like a hobo.
And I'm your Chick Magnet, THE MIZ! Now these days, every freak, monster, toilet brush haired spitter and their brother are gunning for our WCWWE Tag Team titles. Now we all know why we are awesome...
And we know you people would really love it if we spent the next hour listing the reasons.
But we are generous men and we thought it would be decent of us to allow our opponents an opportunity to bask in our greatness.
*The In-Crowd turns to the titantron where a split screen of The Colons and The Remnants with the mouths of someone else obviously pasted on*
Good evening gentlemen. Can you hear me?
Durrr.
Easy big guy, don't pull a muscle.
"Carlito": Could we hurry this up? I have to get to my other job as model for the troll dolls.
"Primo": Yeah!
So are you ready to lose to...I mean face us at Breaking Point?
"Carlito": Ready? We are proud warriors! You know what Colon means?
Enlighten us.
"Carlito": It means digestive tract.
Fitting, since you are full of sh...
Whoa, whoa, dude!
Sorry.
"Primo": Ye...oh what's the point? Does anyone really care about me? Ay dios mio.
Hey, you watch the language too, this is a family show.
So, back to the freaks. You two seem to be a head short. Where's that chick that used to be our groupie?
Durrr.
What Kane is trying to say is that The Colons have enough female parts for all of us. You dig?
Hehe, that's true. Can I ask about you two. Zeke you've done nothing since you were hanging around with a guy called Spanky. And Kane, you haven' been relevant since 1998.
I like fire and such.
*a badly edited in match appears on The Remnants side of the screen and sets "Kane" on fire in a cheap effect.*
Remember folks, Kane is a professional...well he's an intelligent...well he's something.
But in all seriousness, do you really think you can beat us? The greatest tag team in ALL of WCWWE.
"Carlito": I dunno. We do suck pretty bad.
"Primo": Yeah!
Durrr.
Well, gentlemen, that's all the time we have for you. And by that I mean that's all the time we can stand putting up with you. But, nonetheless...
*The Colons come to the ring, not looking happy. Miz and Morrison get to their feet and get into a fighting stance and Carlito an Primo enter the ring. Just when they are about to go at it when a blast of pyro calls their attention back the entrance.*
*The Remnants enter the ring as the Colons face them down, backing off slightly. Suddenly Miz and Morrison come up from behind and push Carlito and Primo into Kane and Ezekiel. The Remnants grab them both by the throat and set up stereo chokeslams… but as the lift the pair into the air, primo and carlito are both able to get free and slide behind the remnants and push them away. The remnants turn they stand there face to face as the In-Crowd take the opportunity to bail from the ring and retreat up the ramp.*
Miz and Morrison turn around to see Arn Anderson make his way out from the back with a mic in hand.
What’s wrong boys, like to talk the talk, but afraid to walk the walk? Well, the fans won’t have to wait til Friday to see a triple threat… as a matter of fact, we’re going to see TWO triple threats tonight.
One will be Carlito… versus John Morrison… versus…. KANE!
*kane seems pleased by this… Morrison doesn’t share the same reaction.
And second… will be Primo versus Miz versus Ezekial… and that match… will start… RIGHT NOW!! Ring the bell!
Primo vs. Miz vs. Ezekial
15 minutes
First to 4
*Beth Phoenix is seen standing outside the door to the locker room. The door opens, and CM Punk walks out, wearing a blue singlet and plain black boots. Beth recoils in shock, and stares at Punk with a confused look on her face.*
Wh... What are you wearing?
*Punk sighs*
Some wiseguy decided to swipe all my gear, and this was the only spare stuff they had around here. I look ridiculous.
Why didn't you tell me? I could've lent you something.
Uh... Well, I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think your stuff is my size...
*Punk stares into the distance for a second and shudders, before quickly shaking his head*
Anyway, what about the list of names I gave you last week? See anything you liked?
Ah... er... well, I kinda... uh... lost it.
Oh, well that's just great. As if enough things haven't gone wrong lately!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
*Punk puts his hand on his forehead and takes a deep breath*
Nah, it's okay. I think I have a few spares in the car, anyway.
*Beth breathes a sigh of relief*
It's just been a frustrating day. I mean, not only do I have to deal with this...
*Punk gestures toward his "new" ring gear*
...did you happen to see who I'm facing tonight?
William Regal? You're facing him again in a few days at Breaking Point, you can't be getting scared now.
No, not him, the person he's teaming with.
...Who was he teaming with again? No, wait, let me think... it was... uh...
*Beth closes her eyes in thought for a few seconds, then opens them wide*
...Oh! Ohh...
*Punk nods slowly*
You never did tell me what happened between you two.
Do I really have to?
Well...
Let's just say we haven't been getting along, and leave it at that. You can sympathize with that, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Well, I have to get going. See you later.
*Punk puts on his T-shirt (available at WCWWEShop.com!)*
At least they still had one of these lying around.
*Punk tugs at the shirt a bit*
...Too bad it's about three sizes too big.
*Beth tries to stifle a laugh as Punk starts to walk off*
Good luck out there!
*Punk turns around, grins, and points to his "Luck is for losers" tattoo. Then he continues walking.*
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First to the ring… Finlay!
And his opponent
Jimmy Wang Yang!
Finlay vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
15 minutes
First to 3
*MVP makes his way to the ring with Teddy Long following close behind he grabs a mic from Ringside then climbs in*
TRIPLE H!
Do you think I'll let you get away with all this?
You attack my Followers
You call me out
You challenge me
Well you can do whatever you want Triple H
Theres one thing that won't change no matter how many times you attack my Followers or cry to me
*MVP reaches into his pocket and pulls out a single Earring*
Nice?
It's a Souveneir
It's also probably causing you to boil with Rage right now
Is that what it's doing?
Are you angry right now?
Do you want to rip-off my head and beat my skull into mush?
Do you want to take Revenge?
Do you want her back Triple H?
Does it gnaw at you knowing what Henry is doing to her
Well here's something else
I WATCH THOSE TAPES
I watch them at every night and laugh
Now does that make you mad?
Do you want to beat me into a pulp?
Do you want that revenge?
What would you give for it?
Would you give every last waking breath for it?
Good
But that's not what I'm here for tonight
Tonight I show what I am capable of
At Breaking Point I already will take revenge for My Men
But now?
Now I ease the pressure
You want to attack people
I can do the same
BRING HIM OUT!
*Kane and Ezekial walk slowly down the Ramp dragging an Unconscious Kung Fu Naki behind them they push him under the bottom rope and throw in a Chair then take position facing the Ramp*
*MVP wedges the Chair onto Kung Funaki's arm*
Lets have an Expirement shall we?
Lets see if the Man who is out for Revenge will care about helping others
*MVP climbs to the Top Rope*
Let's see if you can make it in time to save him
Let's see f you even try
I'll end his career right here and now simply to make a Point
Let's see if you even care
On 10
NINE!
EIGHT!
SEVEN!
SIX!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ON-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
*Teddy Long grabs MVP's leg and pulls him down from the Top Rope causing him to land on his ass*
*MVP immediately pops up and gets in Long's face*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND NOW!?
MONTEL YOU THE ONE THAT MUST BE OUT YO' DAMN MIND!
What the hell are you doing!?
You said we're supposed to force Mr.McMahon out
WELL WE DID IT
HE'S GONE
HE'S LEFT
SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Why are we beating this man!?
Why are we kidnapping a defenseless woman and handing her over to an insane man!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THE REASON WE'RE ABOUT TO MAIM THIS MAN?!?
We accomplished what we were suppose to
But not like this
I watched when we beat Men and Women to force him out
I saw what was going on and I allowed it because I thought it was all a part of the road to our goal
and I was right we did it
We did it on the backs of those we beat but we did it
So what are we doing now?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT!?
YOU'VE LOST YOUR DAMN MI-
*Teddy is cut off by a Right Hand from MVP knocking him to the ground MVP then drops to his knees and begins laying right hands into Long*
TRAITOR!
DAMNED TRAITOR!
*The Crowd goes nuts as Triple H makes his way down to the ring Sledgehammer in hand,He catches Kane in the Ribs with the Sledgie then does the same to Big Zeke he then slides under the bottom rope and goes after MVP only for MVP to Bail and escape through the Crowd,Triple H drops to one knee and begins tending to Funaki and Long while motioning to the back for Paramedics as MVP is shown shaking with rage in the crowd*
First to the ring
Carlito!
and his first opponent
John Morrison!
and the final opponent
Kane!!
Carlito vs. Morrison vs. Kane
15 minutes
First to 3
*Henry is shown in the back*
Well, well, well. It seems I have something new on my plate tonight, that being a singles match with Triple H, who as of late, has been on this roaring rampage of revenge to try to take back his wife from the Cult by any means possible. Or is it not that simple? You see, I have a theory on his actions. Is it merely a horrified and enraged husband trying to rescue his dear wife from a band of psychopaths, or is it more akin to a jealous, manipulative bastard motivated by fear of losing power to the next big thing in town? Now, it's obviously no secret that he and Stephanie are married, but do not forget that it was not a white wedding at a church with Shane or Shawn as the best man. Oh no, it was actually exactly like this:
I have to hand it to you, Hunter, you did something special there. You took a perfectly innocent young woman, and you tore her from her true love, and you twisted her into something corrupted in the pursuit that knowing she would be the leverage point where you could harvest so much power that you could step over even Vince McMahon as the true ruler of the WCWWF....... Hmm, does that similar to anything recent as of late? Say what you will about MVP, but as of right now, he wants to be a Tyrant, but is not yet. You Hunter, on the other hand, you were. During those couple of years, you had it all. But when that power started to dry up, what did you do? Why, you dumped ol' Stephanie, and "got close"' to Eric Bicshoff and then once again you ruled the roost with Evolution. Now, I know what is going to be said "But Mark, they reconciled!" But just as she started to gain some of the old power back as well. Hmm, I could go on, but honestly, my point has been stated. Hunter, in the end, this match is irrelevant, but your struggle against MVP, a man who you will not admit that is very similar to you, will continue. You people think about what I said.
*Walks off*
Triple H vs. Mark Henry
First to the ring… Triple H!
*Triple H comes down in regular fashion. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he looks around at the crowd. At that time, all of a sudden, Mark Henry rushes down and attacks Triple H from behind. He picks up Triple H and whips him into the steel steps.
Think you can come down here and take me out like the rest of ‘em!? HUH!!??
Henry reaches down and picks Triple H up again and lifts him up on his shoulder. He attempts to run Triple H’s head into the cornerpost, but he slips off Henry’s back and pushes Henry into the ring post instead! Henry turns around to be greeted by a Harley Race style high knee.
HHH looks down at Henry and gets that look in his eye that he has had the last several weeks… but at that moment, MVP rushes down to ringside and attacks Triple H from behind. The two trade a few blows until Mark Henry comes to and comes to the aid of MVP.
The two double team Triple H until he goes down to one knee. They pick him up and both irish whip him into the ring mat. Triple H falls to the ground in pain while MVP and Henry congratulate each other. Just then Triple H reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer!
Both Henry and MVP see this and begin to slowly make their way back up the ramp. As Triple H begins to get to his feet and make his way towards them, they begin to quicken their pace. Triple H rushes at them and they both run to the back!
Cameramen catch the chase back stage as the two try to keep their distance from the sledgehammer wielding Triple H. They reach the parking lot and jump into a black limo. Triple H reaches the limo just in time to break a tail light as it speeds out of the arena. The rage in triple H’s eyes are apparent, as his battle with the cult will have to wait until this Friday on the Pay Per View.
*Match is a no-contest draw*
*Colt Cabana is seen staring at the camera without a trace of his usual jovial nature.*
When I started wrestling many years ago, my dream was to wrestle in the WCWWE. I spent year after year perfecting my craft to the point where I had finally realized my dream. And ever since then, it has slowly turned into a nightmare.
I end up partnering with Jimmy Wang Yang and looked at as nothing more than a comedy act. Our two Tag Team Title reigns are roughly two weeks combined, and even though Jimmy and I were Resistance, I still find myself on the recieving end of beatdowns without any help from my "friends". That kid from Chicago who dreamed of wrestling here now finds himself wondering if it's even worth it.
But then again, anything worth of value is worth fighting for. I came to WCWWE to be a professional wrestler in the greatest wrestling company on the planet, and I'll be damned if I let this nightmare continue. This hellish nightmare comes to an end on Smackdown,where I prove once and for all that Colt Cabana is more than just a "comedy act". I refuse to be content being stuck in mid-card hell. I am a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, and I'm going to make that very clear in my match on Smackdown.
R-Truth, despite my problems with Resistance, I still consider you a friend. All that time on the road, talking and sharing good times and great memories... that I will never forget. But you gotta understand Truth, Tuesday won't be personal. Tuesday... it's just the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm going to beat the hell out of you, not out of spite, but so you can be ready for anything that Chavo throws at you. You have the chance to become WCWWE Champion in just a few days, and I'm going to make sure you're ready for that match.
Truth, I promise you. I will hold nothing back in our match, because you deserve nothing less than my best. And win or lose, I'm going to make sure that everyone realizes that while I may like to have fun, I'm in it to win it.
R-Truth, can you quickly give us your thoughts on your match here tonight against your former team mate, and your good friend, Colt Cabana?
Yano what Eve? Me n Colt been friends for a good while now - ever since the two of us showed up as Smackdown superstars last year we've been buddies. Now, a couple weeks ago, Colt left the Resistance. I'm still tryin to get to grips wit dat fact. I can understand he wants to be his own man, but why he wouldn't want to help me n the rest of the boys bring down the Cult? I dunno.
Last week, I gave Colt an opportunity to prove himself against the best in the world today at what he does - Chavo Guerrero, the WCWWE Champ. I hope he recognises that I helped him get that opportunity - he didn't take it as well as he coulda done, but that's the past. He put in a good effort against the Champ!
Colt proved he can hang with the champ. Tonight I prove I can hang with - and hopefully beat - Colt. And if I do that, I'm at the same point as Chavo is. But there's gonna come a point when either me or Chavo - we ain't so even. This Friday... there will come a Breaking Point. And when it's all said and done, I will prove all the doubters wrong. All the people who have said I'm a glorified midcarder. The same people who said that about Chavo in fact, and just like he proved them wrong at King of the Ring, I'm gonna prove those same people wrong this Friday when I walk out... WCWWE... Champion.
First to the Ring
R-Truth!
And his opponent
Colt Cabana!
R-Truth vs. Colt Cabana
15 minutes
First to 3
Colt and R-Truth trade blows as the time becomes short. R-Truth kicks Colt in the gut and hits the ax kick!
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!
Truth can’t believe it… he gets colt back up again and tries to kick him in the gut again… but colt blocks it and instead kicks Truth in the gut! He sets up the colt 45 and hits it!! He makes a cover…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!
Theres about 30 seconds remaining. Colt tries to pin R-Truth with a small package…
1..
2..
Truth rolls it and now colt is the one being pinned!
1..
2..
3!!
Colt can’t believe it! He was so close!
Well well well. Katie Lea, once again we find ourselves across the ring from one another. Katie, sweetheart, I do hope your knee is feeling better. Not that it matters, because, as I showed everyone last week, I can beat you whether your healthy or not. And this Friday, I’ll beat you yet again.
And it’s interesting to see who Katie’s partner will be tonight. CM Punk. You and I have some unfinished business, but that’s not what tonight’s about. Punk, you just need to worry about MY partner, Her Majesty’s Champion, William Regal.
And John, we’re still on for you-know-what, right? Gimme a call.
Mickie blows a kiss at the camera, and exits.
*Fade to black*
First to the ring coming out together
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYv2dTbFObI
John Cena and Brie Bella!
and their opponents, coming out together
Randy Orton and Layla!
John Cena/Brie Bella vs. Orton/Layla
15 minutes
First to 3
Cena and Orton begin to brawl outside the ring. They continue to brawl up the ramp and into the backstage area. Inside the ring, Brie DDTs layla, then applies the STF! Cena must have been training her! Layla can only hold on a few seconds before tapping out to the move.
Here are your winners… Brie Bella and John Cena!
Last week, I teamed with CM Punk and we had some synergy, I'll admit, but we also didn't win the match, which I have to blame on him I'm afraid. He didn't take an opportunity when presented to him and thus a time limit draw was the outcome.
However tonight we are on opposite tag teams. This is a chance before Breaking Point to prove that I am superior not only as a singles wrestler, but as a tag team wrestler too. I will show that I am more clinical, more ruthless and more determined to obtain victory for Queen and country than my future championship opponent.
Her Majesty's Title is all I care about. Retaining this belt in every defense is extremely important to me, and so while I present opportunities to the likes of CM Punk, I also like to use that to show my prowess over everybody else on this roster. I've taken on all comers and shown that I can adapt to different styles, I can beat opponents of all shapes and sizes, and at Breaking Point, its going to be the exact same outcome.
So enjoy this opportunity, Punk. Train hard, drink all the Pepsi you like. It will be moot though, because I shall once again conquer as I always do. See you in the ring, sunshine.
First to the ring
William Regal!
And his parter
Mickie James!
And their opponents … first to the ring
CM Punk
And his partner
William Regal/Mickie James vs. CM Punk/Katie Lea
10 minutes
First to 3
Thanks go out to TTS, Amigo, Above Average, Dankirby, Headbanger Man, Tank, and Perpetual Nirvana for promos this week.
Thanks to TTS, Amigo, Michael Hayden, AA, Perpetual Nirvana, sportsdude, and dankirby for being able to participate in today’s show.