Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Sept 1, 2009 17:02:41 GMT -5
Miz/Morrison def. MVP/Mr. Braddock
R-Truth def. Kung Fu Naki
Randy Orton def. Yoshi Tatsu (non-title)
Katie Lea def. Eve (non-title)
CM Punk/Beth Phoenix def. John Cena/Mickie James
Chavo Guerrero def. Mark Henry (non-Title)
Colons def. Remnants(c) w/ Jezebel - Tag Team Title Match
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
MC: Greetings everyone… the night we have all been waiting for has finally arrived… and I, myself, and totally geared up for tonight’s show.
MS: *shocked look* You’re right Cole… Tonight we have a solid line up for you. Miz and Morrison continue their fight back to the Tag Team titles, tonight they take on one pissed off MVP and his bodyguard Mr. Braddock.
MC: The #1 contender for the US title, R-Truth, will take on none other than ‘A for Effort’ himself… the first person eliminated from the 4 way elimination match for the US title… Kung Fu Naki!
MS: Both Men’s and Women’s champions will display their talents in the ring tonight.
MC: Coming off his impressive debut and title win… Yoshi Tatsu will face would be challenger… Randy Orton.
MS: Mickie and Punk finally come face to face as Mickie and Cena face off against CM Punk and Beth Phoenix
MC: And we haven’t even gotten to the best part yet…
MS: That’s right, tonight the Colon’s go for the Tag Team titles in our main event. Since the Breaking Point PPV when the remnants beat Miz and Morrison and the Colons by pinning Morrison… the colons have had the tag team titles in their crosshairs. This duo has taken it to the champs the last month and have an impressive 4-0 record against them since the Pay Per View… But can they win it when it counts..
MC: Exciting stuff… But that’s not all!
MS: *fumbles through his papers, then looks at Cole*
MS: *pulls out a sheet of paper and grabs a mic for everyone to hear* Arn Anderson has sent a message to us tonight, and I’m going to read it aloud for everyone to hear.
*Clears throat*
Dear WCWWE Smackdown announce team,
It has come to my attention that our commentary has become rather stale. So it is time to freshen things up. In a few weeks time, I will be sending a new young announcer to Smackdown to see how well he handles himself live. Now, I still want the show to go well, so I still need a seasoned announcer on the show, but I no longer have the need for two.
So effective immediately, Matt Striker is released from his announcement duties here on Smackdown. He will return to the active roster, and will have his return match in one week’s time.
Thank you for your time, Sincerely,
WCWWE Smackdown GM… Arn Anderson
*Cole folds up the piece of paper while Matt Striker looks at him confused*
Let me put it in much simpler terms… from one colleague to another… Matt… YOU’RE FIRED!! HAHAHA!
*Matt still looks shocked as he takes off his headset and heads towards the back*
I guess that would be ex-colleague now… wouldn’t it?
*break*
First to the ring
Miz and Morrison!
And their opponents
Representing the Cult… MVP and Mr. Braddock!
Miz hits the reality check on Braddock as MVP clocks Morrison with a drive by kick… both make the cover, but Braddock and Morrison aren’t the legal men. MVP complains to the ref who is hearing none of it. Suddenly Miz runs over and suprizes MVP with a Skull Crushing Finale. He makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
MC: Vintage Miz! *turns to a member of the crowd* Yea I said it… what are you going to do about it? Huh? *sits back down* Miz and Morrison have done it again. Its only a matter of time before they get THEIR tag team titles back.
First to the ring, already in the ring… Kung Fu Nakie!
And his opponent…
The # 1 contender for the United States Championship… R-Truth!
R-Truth controls the match throughout its duration. He kick Funaki in the gut, bounces of the ropes and hits his Ax Kick.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner: R-Truth!
*Break*
MC: And after R-Truth's win right before the break, we understand that he has something to say... not that any of us should give a damn but he has something to say...
Well, after Summerslam was said and done, the people did look down upon the land of WCWWE and they did see that R-Truth was number one contender for Her Majesty's Championship... and Yoshi Tatsu went on to become the champion.
I proved once and for all to Randy Orton and the world that I am NOT a loser! I beat a former World champion clean in the middle of that ring. But what I did is arguably less than what Tatsu did on Friday night. On Friday he won the top title on this brand in only his 2nd match. He is 2-0 so far in this company, and that's impressive.
People can say he has been able to scout his opponents, and they haven't been able to scout him. That may be true, but he hasn't the experience they have in big match situations. So Yoshi, far as I'm concerned, you've impressed the hell outta me. And by the way you've gone about your business so far, it is abundantly clear that you are one of the good guys in this sport.
So Yoshi I have two proposals for you. Yoshi, to show my respect for you and your abilities, I would like to invite you to be my tag team partner in a match next week on Tuesday Night Smackdown!
And secondly, I would like you to join my crusade against all that is wrong with this company - the Cult of the Light. Those people have been wreaking havoc on this company for too long now, and with you by my side I'm sure we can put a stop to their reign of terror.
Yoshi, when the title match finally comes, I'm not going to be your friend, I assure you. But I believe we can team together to accomplish a goal beneficial to every person here in WCWWE. With Yoshi Tatsu in the Resistance, the Cult of the Light is on borrowed time. Now that is WHAT'S UP!
Before I face and defeat our new United States Champion....who...this time last week was making his debut, I have something I need to get off my chest.
Ron at Summerslam you beat me. Despite the fact that you'll never be able to do that again...I'm moving on. I don't need a shot at the United States title. All I need is the chance to tell our General Manager Arn Anderson Why I should get a shot at being Smackdown's candidate at Fan Control.
You want a reason why? Simple. It's in the best interest of your health if you do. Arn I'm not used to disappointments. Recently however I've suffered a lot of them. At Summerslam I lost. At King of the Ring I lost. But it's not my fault. It's you and your brands fault. I can't take another disappointment. I can't take being turned down. And if you don't give me a chance there is no telling what I might do.
Let’s face it Arn you don't want your brand, your superstars to get hurt. And my boot connecting with a head can end careers. It only takes a matter of seconds. You don't want that Arn...do ya?
So give me my match, give me the chance to be Smackdown's candidate. If you don't...You will regret it. You will regret disappointing me.
Orton contnues walking down to the ring
*Break*
First to the ring… Already in the Ring… Randy Orton!
And his opponent
The United States Champion… Yoshi Tatsu!
Orton gets the upper hand on Yoshi and starts getting cocky… slapping at his head several times. Then all of a sudden Yoshi pops up and starts hitting kick after kick. Orton is showing major signs of wear. Yoshi steps to the outside and hits a springboard leg lariat! Yoshi drags orton over to the corner and climbs the top rope. He jumps and goes for a 360 splash! But Orton got up and hit the RKO as he was coming down...cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!
First… Already in the ring… Eve
And her opponent
WCWWE Women’s Champion… Katie Lea!
Katie nails the Katnap… and makes a cocky cover…
1..
2..
3!!
CM Punk. I guess I should apologize. I mean, I threw you a huge curveball, right before a very important title match. And obviously, it distracted you enough to cost you the title. I'm very sorry.
Cena holds up Angel.
"But I'm not! Punk, that was just the least of what you deserve! Tonight, Mickie and John are gonna punish you! And Beth Phoenix, you'll get punished too! It's what you deserve for hanging out with a bad boy like Punk!" See you in the ring, Punk! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
First to the Ring
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John Cena and Mickie James!
And their opponents
CM Punk and Beth Phoenix!
Mickie clotheslines beth out of the ring and goes after her. Meanwhile, in the ring Cena sets Punk up for the attitude adjustment... but punk breaks free and DDTs Cena. He lifts Cena up and hits the Go 2 Sleep! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!
Here are your winners... CM Punk and Beth Phoenix!
First to the Ring
The WCWWE Champion… Chavo Guerrero!
And his opponent
The strongest man in the world… Mark Henry!
Chavo nails the frog splash… makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Chavo Guerrero!!
Main Event!!
The following match is for the WCWWE Tag Team Championship!
First to the ring…
The challengers Primo and Carlito…The Colons!
And their Opponents
The current WCWWE Tag Team Champions… Kane and Ezekiel!!
Primo Tackles Ezekial to the outside. They continue to battle and the fight spills out to the crowd, the referee follows them. Inside the ring Carlito goes for the backstabber but misses. Kane grabs him by the thoat and goes for a chokeslam, but carlito reverses it into an arm drag. Carlito irish whips Kane into the corner. He rushes after him but is met by a boot. Kane climbs the rope and goes for the top rope clothesline but carlito ducks it. Both men are now laying in the ring...
Outside the ring, Jezebel grabs a chair and slides it into the ring. Kane goes for the chair, but carlito gets there first and takes it. He swings and cracks Kane in the skull with it. Kane stands there teetering and barley concious as carlito slides the chair outside the ring. The ref was now returning to the ring and carlito walks over to kane and hits the backstabber on him and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
You winners and NEW Tag Team Champions... Primo and Carlito... the Colons!!
The two continue to celebrate as the show comes to a close.
R-Truth def. Kung Fu Naki
Randy Orton def. Yoshi Tatsu (non-title)
Katie Lea def. Eve (non-title)
CM Punk/Beth Phoenix def. John Cena/Mickie James
Chavo Guerrero def. Mark Henry (non-Title)
Colons def. Remnants(c) w/ Jezebel - Tag Team Title Match
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
MC: Greetings everyone… the night we have all been waiting for has finally arrived… and I, myself, and totally geared up for tonight’s show.
MS: *shocked look* You’re right Cole… Tonight we have a solid line up for you. Miz and Morrison continue their fight back to the Tag Team titles, tonight they take on one pissed off MVP and his bodyguard Mr. Braddock.
MC: The #1 contender for the US title, R-Truth, will take on none other than ‘A for Effort’ himself… the first person eliminated from the 4 way elimination match for the US title… Kung Fu Naki!
MS: Both Men’s and Women’s champions will display their talents in the ring tonight.
MC: Coming off his impressive debut and title win… Yoshi Tatsu will face would be challenger… Randy Orton.
MS: Mickie and Punk finally come face to face as Mickie and Cena face off against CM Punk and Beth Phoenix
MC: And we haven’t even gotten to the best part yet…
MS: That’s right, tonight the Colon’s go for the Tag Team titles in our main event. Since the Breaking Point PPV when the remnants beat Miz and Morrison and the Colons by pinning Morrison… the colons have had the tag team titles in their crosshairs. This duo has taken it to the champs the last month and have an impressive 4-0 record against them since the Pay Per View… But can they win it when it counts..
MC: Exciting stuff… But that’s not all!
MS: *fumbles through his papers, then looks at Cole*
MS: *pulls out a sheet of paper and grabs a mic for everyone to hear* Arn Anderson has sent a message to us tonight, and I’m going to read it aloud for everyone to hear.
*Clears throat*
Dear WCWWE Smackdown announce team,
It has come to my attention that our commentary has become rather stale. So it is time to freshen things up. In a few weeks time, I will be sending a new young announcer to Smackdown to see how well he handles himself live. Now, I still want the show to go well, so I still need a seasoned announcer on the show, but I no longer have the need for two.
So effective immediately, Matt Striker is released from his announcement duties here on Smackdown. He will return to the active roster, and will have his return match in one week’s time.
Thank you for your time, Sincerely,
WCWWE Smackdown GM… Arn Anderson
*Cole folds up the piece of paper while Matt Striker looks at him confused*
Let me put it in much simpler terms… from one colleague to another… Matt… YOU’RE FIRED!! HAHAHA!
*Matt still looks shocked as he takes off his headset and heads towards the back*
I guess that would be ex-colleague now… wouldn’t it?
*break*
First to the ring
Miz and Morrison!
And their opponents
Representing the Cult… MVP and Mr. Braddock!
Miz/Morrison vs MVP/Mr. Braddock
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Miz hits the reality check on Braddock as MVP clocks Morrison with a drive by kick… both make the cover, but Braddock and Morrison aren’t the legal men. MVP complains to the ref who is hearing none of it. Suddenly Miz runs over and suprizes MVP with a Skull Crushing Finale. He makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
MC: Vintage Miz! *turns to a member of the crowd* Yea I said it… what are you going to do about it? Huh? *sits back down* Miz and Morrison have done it again. Its only a matter of time before they get THEIR tag team titles back.
First to the ring, already in the ring… Kung Fu Nakie!
And his opponent…
The # 1 contender for the United States Championship… R-Truth!
R-Truth vs Kung Fu Naki
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
R-Truth controls the match throughout its duration. He kick Funaki in the gut, bounces of the ropes and hits his Ax Kick.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner: R-Truth!
*Break*
MC: And after R-Truth's win right before the break, we understand that he has something to say... not that any of us should give a damn but he has something to say...
Well, after Summerslam was said and done, the people did look down upon the land of WCWWE and they did see that R-Truth was number one contender for Her Majesty's Championship... and Yoshi Tatsu went on to become the champion.
I proved once and for all to Randy Orton and the world that I am NOT a loser! I beat a former World champion clean in the middle of that ring. But what I did is arguably less than what Tatsu did on Friday night. On Friday he won the top title on this brand in only his 2nd match. He is 2-0 so far in this company, and that's impressive.
People can say he has been able to scout his opponents, and they haven't been able to scout him. That may be true, but he hasn't the experience they have in big match situations. So Yoshi, far as I'm concerned, you've impressed the hell outta me. And by the way you've gone about your business so far, it is abundantly clear that you are one of the good guys in this sport.
So Yoshi I have two proposals for you. Yoshi, to show my respect for you and your abilities, I would like to invite you to be my tag team partner in a match next week on Tuesday Night Smackdown!
And secondly, I would like you to join my crusade against all that is wrong with this company - the Cult of the Light. Those people have been wreaking havoc on this company for too long now, and with you by my side I'm sure we can put a stop to their reign of terror.
Yoshi, when the title match finally comes, I'm not going to be your friend, I assure you. But I believe we can team together to accomplish a goal beneficial to every person here in WCWWE. With Yoshi Tatsu in the Resistance, the Cult of the Light is on borrowed time. Now that is WHAT'S UP!
Before I face and defeat our new United States Champion....who...this time last week was making his debut, I have something I need to get off my chest.
Ron at Summerslam you beat me. Despite the fact that you'll never be able to do that again...I'm moving on. I don't need a shot at the United States title. All I need is the chance to tell our General Manager Arn Anderson Why I should get a shot at being Smackdown's candidate at Fan Control.
You want a reason why? Simple. It's in the best interest of your health if you do. Arn I'm not used to disappointments. Recently however I've suffered a lot of them. At Summerslam I lost. At King of the Ring I lost. But it's not my fault. It's you and your brands fault. I can't take another disappointment. I can't take being turned down. And if you don't give me a chance there is no telling what I might do.
Let’s face it Arn you don't want your brand, your superstars to get hurt. And my boot connecting with a head can end careers. It only takes a matter of seconds. You don't want that Arn...do ya?
So give me my match, give me the chance to be Smackdown's candidate. If you don't...You will regret it. You will regret disappointing me.
Orton contnues walking down to the ring
*Break*
First to the ring… Already in the Ring… Randy Orton!
And his opponent
The United States Champion… Yoshi Tatsu!
Yoshi Tatsu vs Randy Orton (non-title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Orton gets the upper hand on Yoshi and starts getting cocky… slapping at his head several times. Then all of a sudden Yoshi pops up and starts hitting kick after kick. Orton is showing major signs of wear. Yoshi steps to the outside and hits a springboard leg lariat! Yoshi drags orton over to the corner and climbs the top rope. He jumps and goes for a 360 splash! But Orton got up and hit the RKO as he was coming down...cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!
First… Already in the ring… Eve
And her opponent
WCWWE Women’s Champion… Katie Lea!
Katie Lea vs. Eve (non-title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Katie nails the Katnap… and makes a cocky cover…
1..
2..
3!!
CM Punk. I guess I should apologize. I mean, I threw you a huge curveball, right before a very important title match. And obviously, it distracted you enough to cost you the title. I'm very sorry.
Cena holds up Angel.
"But I'm not! Punk, that was just the least of what you deserve! Tonight, Mickie and John are gonna punish you! And Beth Phoenix, you'll get punished too! It's what you deserve for hanging out with a bad boy like Punk!" See you in the ring, Punk! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
First to the Ring
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John Cena and Mickie James!
And their opponents
CM Punk and Beth Phoenix!
John Cena/Mickie James vs CM Punk/Beth Phoenix
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Mickie clotheslines beth out of the ring and goes after her. Meanwhile, in the ring Cena sets Punk up for the attitude adjustment... but punk breaks free and DDTs Cena. He lifts Cena up and hits the Go 2 Sleep! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!
Here are your winners... CM Punk and Beth Phoenix!
First to the Ring
The WCWWE Champion… Chavo Guerrero!
And his opponent
The strongest man in the world… Mark Henry!
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mark Henry (non-Title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Chavo nails the frog splash… makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Chavo Guerrero!!
Main Event!!
The following match is for the WCWWE Tag Team Championship!
First to the ring…
The challengers Primo and Carlito…The Colons!
And their Opponents
The current WCWWE Tag Team Champions… Kane and Ezekiel!!
Colons vs Remnants w/ Jezebel - Tag Team Title Match
First to 4
10 Minutes
First to 4
10 Minutes
Primo Tackles Ezekial to the outside. They continue to battle and the fight spills out to the crowd, the referee follows them. Inside the ring Carlito goes for the backstabber but misses. Kane grabs him by the thoat and goes for a chokeslam, but carlito reverses it into an arm drag. Carlito irish whips Kane into the corner. He rushes after him but is met by a boot. Kane climbs the rope and goes for the top rope clothesline but carlito ducks it. Both men are now laying in the ring...
Outside the ring, Jezebel grabs a chair and slides it into the ring. Kane goes for the chair, but carlito gets there first and takes it. He swings and cracks Kane in the skull with it. Kane stands there teetering and barley concious as carlito slides the chair outside the ring. The ref was now returning to the ring and carlito walks over to kane and hits the backstabber on him and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
You winners and NEW Tag Team Champions... Primo and Carlito... the Colons!!
The two continue to celebrate as the show comes to a close.