SummerSlam 2009

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MS: Hello everyone and welcome to WCWWE Raw, Smackdown and ECW presents... SUMMERSLAM! I am your Smackdown commentator for this evening, and as always I am alongside the delightful Michael Cole.
MC: Yeah, pleasure is all yours Striker. Why don’t I get to open the show? It’s all about you isn’t it?!
MS: Sorry Michael. Guess a friendly welcome goes down better. But the wrestling action tonight will be very friendly on the eyes of our PPV buyers. Tonight Smackdown presents 3 great contests. R-Truth v Randy Orton; Her Majesty's title match, and the WCWWE title match? It's all goin on on Smackdown! And now over to our colleague from ECW.
JM: Well Matt, it’s a huge night here in WCWWE. Tonight I’m flying solo, but we’re only missing Abe Washington so no biggie. We have 9 huge matches for you this evening, and that includes 3 matches from ECW. We have 3 stages of hell, a match for a date with a diva, and a match for the Women’s and Bunny titles. It’s gonna be off the chain tonight. Now over to my Raw colleagues, Jim Ross and Jerry “the King” Lawler.
JL: Thank you Josh. You say ECW has big matches? We have 2 title matches here tonight plus a huge grudge match between the Heartbreak Kid and the Big Show.
JR: We sure do, and in fact Raw is kicking this night off right now!


The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 15 minute time limit and is for the World Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the champions, John “Bradshaw” Layfield, JBL and The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga!



And their opponents, they represent the Cool Con..

Wow wow wow, stop right there Tony. Stop right there. I have something I need to get off my chest.

Ortiz comes out alone to the ring with a mic in hand.

I have some important news regarding this upcoming match people. You see, late last night I got a phone call. It was from Ranjin Singh. And I was like... what are you callin me at this time for playa? You know I be tryin to get some kip before I go and win dem titles. I could sorta understand Singh phoning me, since the Cool Connection does tend to party every night... but alas. Anyway, back to my point. Ranjin uttered three words to me that changed circumstances ENTIRELY. He said to me “Elevated Liver Enzymes”. And I was like... dude, what ARE you on about?

Ortiz makes inverted commas with his fingers.

”Elevated liver enzymes”? Explain yourself! Then he told me that the Great Khali had these enzymes, and would be unable to compete here tonight.

So, immediately I got on the phone to my lawyer, and I asked him if I could get the match delayed. He said no. But he did enlighten me to one possibility that certainly sounded positive! He told me that he had read over the contract and had found a loophole. You see, the contract clearly states “JBL and Umaga vs. The Cool Connection”. However, my friends, it doesn’t state which members of the Cool Connection. He told me that I had another option. He told me that I could tag with someone else.

Ortiz points to the entrance ramp.



Lin Lin and Maryse make their way down to the ring as Ortiz continues smiling in the ring. They enter the ring and Ortiz turns to see them standing there.

Ortiz, I’m so glad you thought of me. Don’t worry we got those belts in the bag!

N'importe quel! What are you talking about? He OBVIOUSLY meant me! Ughck! *Throws her hand in Lin Lin's face, Lin Lin pushes it to the side and gets in Maryse's face*
The two women begin to argue, and Ortiz calms them down.

Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! I wasn’t referring to either of ya! I was referring to someone else. I was referring to...



Sim Snuka makes his way down to the ring, and he points at Umaga on his way to the ring. He gets in the ring, and he and Ortiz staredown before shaking hands and hugging.


World Tag Team Championship
JBL and Umaga vs. Ricardo Ortiz and Sim Snuka
4 votes
15 minutes


Ortiz gets beaten down by JBL with clubbing blows to the spine. Ortiz rallies up though and hits a clothesline out of nowhere.

On the outside Lin Lin and Maryse, are for a change, united. They cheer on Ricardo as he crawls to his corner. JBL grabs his boot and drags him back where he goes for the CFH, but Ortiz ducks and hits an enziguri, before both men make tags out to Snuka and Umaga.

Snuka comes in with fists of fury on Umaga. Umaga tries to block but Sim has momentum on his side for a change. He knocks Umaga to the floor, then tears his shirt off. Snuka then charges and hits a tope to the floor on Umaga.

He brings the Samoan back in, as JBL runs in and hits the Clothesline from Hell. JBL tells Umaga to pin, and he does for 2.

JBL looks shocked. He picks up Sim and puts him in the corner. JBL pummels him down and then tells Umaga to do the butt bump.

Ortiz runs in and hits a spear to knock Umaga down. JBL runs at Ortiz who ducks and cactus clotheslines him to the floor.

In the ring, Umaga gets back to his feet and walks right into the jumping hook kick from Snuka.

Snuka goes to the top rope and hits a Corkscrew Splash on Umaga. 1-2-3!

Here are your winners and NEW World Tag Team Champions: The Cool Connection!


JM: Well, a new champion crowned. Congratulations to the Cool Connection. Sim, Ricardo you worked your butts off for it! Right now it's time to focus on ECW though. Joey Styles, over to you!

Thank you Joshua. Standing with me right now is one of the fastest rising stars of ECW – Steve Lewington. Steve, thank you for taking this time to talk.

No problem Joey.

Steve, you are presently tied at 2 wins apiece in this best of 5 series against Lance Hoyt. Tonight you have the opportunity to take the win in a fantastic comeback after being 2 down. But Steve, that’s not what we’re worried about. Steve, what I want to know is, how were the dates with the TNT Bunnies?

Err.. to be honest with you Joey, I’m not the kind of guy to kiss and tell, not that there is anything to tell in this case you understand. Joey, going out on a date with each of them week after the other – it wasn’t pleasant. It makes me wonder why I even bothered winning. They aren’t my type. Bimbos don’t do it for me. Especially ones who have such awful attitudes. I was just glad to get it over and done with, and after tonight, and after I WIN tonight, I’ll have my date, then get on with what I actually do best. Wrestle.

You didn’t enjoy going on dates with Teresa Matheson and Tiffany... are you sure you’re okay?

Look Joey, I only have eyes for one wo... you know what, forget it. WCWWE is about wrestling and tonight I’ll outwrestle that plonker, Hoyt. Just you watch.


The following contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. The winner get’s to spend the night with a very special guest diva!



Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 270 pounds, Lance Hoyt!

Josh: Folks, quick background here. Lance Hoyt and Steve Lewington have been battling over the last several weeks, with a different Diva on the line. At first, Hoyt had the series well in hand, but Lewington tied it up at 2 apiece, leading into the final showdown. We understand that a surprise Diva will be spending the night with the winner.



And his opponent, from Wokingham, Berkshire, England, weighing in at 220 pounds, Steve Lewington!

Josh: Lewington has undergone a transformation since dropping the DJ Gabriel name. He has become a serious contender on ECW, and he has had Lance Hoyt’s number over the last few weeks. Can he make it a hat trick and pin Hoyt for the third time, and win yet another date with a Diva?


Hoyt-Lewington V
First to 4, 15 minutes.


Hoyt comes off the ropes with a lariat, dropping Lewington to the mat. As Lewington get’s to his feet,

HE’S GOING FOR IT!!! PUMPHANDLE POWERBOMB!!!! HE CALLS IT PENETRATION!!!!

Cover!

1!
2!!
3!!!

Here is your winner, Lance Hoyt!

As Hoyt celebrates…




Josh: Oh no….

Nicole Bass walks to the ring, as Hoyt looks on in horror. Bass enters the ring, as Hoyt tries to escape, but Bass grabs him, plants a huge kiss on the lips, and carries him over her shoulder to the back.


Santino and Christian continue to sit outside the arena.

What was that thing that went into the arena?

Was that a woman?

Santino shrugs, there is a pause.

The delivery guy's not getting a tip, I can tell you that.


JR: Well the less said about that the better really.
JL: Yep... didn't think I'd have to see her again.
JR: Moving SWIFTLY ONWARDS... Randy Orton is in the back.

We cut to Randy Orton sitting alone in a dark room. He looks up at the camera as a sick smile spreads across his face.

I don't smile a lot Ron. I usually walk to the ring with a blank expression and destroy my opponent then walk back through the curtain. Not even DDTing Triple H's wife brought a smirk to my face.

But with you it's different Ron. I can't help but smile at the thought of finally facing you tonight. Over the last few weeks we've had our arguments, we've had our fights and everything else but it all boils down to this. You and I one on one, winner gets a shot at Smackdown's top championship...loser leaves to embarassment, no reward and the stench of fail surrounding them.

Ron this all started when I called you a loser and a failure, You did your best to say I was wrong by trying to pin Chavo. But once again you failed. Then the very next week I showed you how it was done by defeating Chavo Guerrero our WCWWE Champion decisively. And tonight I will prove that I'm the winner and you're the loser when I RKO you and beat you. Then I will go on to face our United States Champion whoever that may be and I will be the new WCWWE United States Champion while you continue to flounder in the midcard.

It's enough to bring a smile to my face...


JR: Orton holding nothing back in his comments towards R-Truth for tonight.
JL: He certainly isn't JR. That's sure to be a helluva contest... but up next we have a little bit more Raw action for the Million Dollar title.
JR: Not quite now though King. First we have words from the champion, Vladimir Kozlov.

Tonight Zack Ryder, you get your chance to become a Champion. You get to face me for the Million Dollar Championship. Now, it is unlikely that you will actually win, but you at least get the chance, which is more than can be said for others. Tonight, I will go out there and do what I do best. Dominate. And when it is all said and done, you will hear Tony Chimmel’s voice, as he says…


The winner of the match. And STILL Million Dollar Champion. The Moscow Mauler. Vladimir Kozlov.




The following contest is set for 4 votes with a 15 minute time limit and it is for the Million Dollar Championship. Introducing first, Zack Ryder!



And his opponent, he represents the Super Powers, and hails from Moscow, Russia, he is the WCWWE Million Dollar Champion, Vladimir Kozlov!

Million Dollar Championship
Zack Ryder vs. Vladimir Kozlov
4 votes
15 minutes


Ryder dodges a corner charge and Kozlov headbutts the post and collapses to the mat. Ryder to the top. 450 splash. 1-2-Sir David Hart Smith pulls the ref out of the ring.

Ryder grabs Smith and pulls him onto the apron and decks him. The referee tries to push Smith off the apron, as Hacksaw runs in with the flag. He swings at Ryder. Ryder ducks and comes off the ropes with a flying clothesline. He gets to his feet and Kozlov mauls him with a headbutt to the chest. 1-2-3.

Here is your winner and STILL Million Dollar Champion: Vladimir Kozlov!


JM: It's a damn travesty just what transpired... Ryder had the match won damnit! Kozlov was out of it! Yano, this whole commentary thing isn't so easy to do with no partner. I actually kinda miss Abra... no wait, I'm not going that far. Next up is the Women's and Bunny titles match pitting ECW divas Teresa Matheson and Katie Lea against one another. Katie is backstage right now.

Standing with me right now is the WCWWE Women’s Champion, Katie Lea. Katie, tonight you have the opportunity to make history as you challenge Teresa for the chance of becoming the first woman to hold both the Women’s and Bunny titles.

In fairness Joey, the Bunny title means very little. It’s a piece of scrap really. My main goal tonight is to shut Teresa up once and for all. Taking her precious belt from her is just an added bonus.

That’s all well and good, but I have a question to ask you. One that is on the minds of every single viewer out there right now. How do you feel that Steve Lewington went on dates with the TNT Bunnies?

I feel sorry for the guy. He had to go out with those whores? I mean, dear me, I’m sure Steve has higher standards than that dross!

Like yourself for instance?

Well I am a good standard, so I gue... hang on Joey, what are you trying to imply here?

Well, don’t tell me you haven’t seen the way he’s been around you?

Typical. Guy and girl have mutual respect, so they must be shagging. Dear me Joey. I expect this sort of Trollope from the tabloids back home. I thought you were better than that Styles. Is this really what pro wrestling has come to? Gossip and tittle tattle? Joey, I want to end this interview with something emphatic, so gimme a second here.

Matheson, Tiffany, we’ve been up and down the road battling in town after town, country after country, and the woman who has come out on top most frequently has been yours truly. Matheson, tonight I will beat you, I’ll embarrass you and I will take that title that you hold so dear from around your waist. Then this whole affair will be over and done with. Teresa, they call me England’s Greatest Export, and that won’t change. After tonight though they’ll still be calling me Women’s Champion as well.

Affair? Is there something you and Teresa would like to tell us?

Katie stares at Joey and shakes her head before walking off as Joey shrugs.


The following contest is set for 4 votes with a 15 minute time limit, and it is for the WCWWE Women’s Championship and the Bunny Championship! Introducing first, accompanied by Tiffany, she is the Bunny Champion, Teresa Matheson!

And her opponent, she is from Chelsea, England, the WCWWE Women’s Champion, Katie Lea!

Women’s and Bunny Championships
Teresa Matheson vs. Katie Lea
4 votes
15 minutes


Katie whips Matheson into the ropes. Matheson ducks a clothesline and hits a codebreaker for a 2 count.

Matheson picks up Katie who cradles her for a 2 count.

Matheson whips Katie off the ropes and goes for a back body drop. Katie counters with a sunset flip for 2.

Katie ducks a clothesline and hits a big kick to the side of the head of Teresa. 2 count!

Matheson hits a DDT as she gets to her feet. She picks up Katie and whips her into the ropes but it's reversed, causing Tiffany accidentally to trip her up.

Matheson gets up and shouts at Tiffany as Katie spins her around and hits the Kat Nap for the 1-2-3!

Here is your winner and STILL Women's Champion: Katie Lea!


MS: Well, 4 matches gone and still no Smackdown yet. Time to remedy that I'd say.
MC: Bout damn time. The only show worth watching every week anyway.
MS: Well... it is certainly the best of the 3 anyway. Now, earlier tonight we heard from one half of the Her Majesty's title contendership match in Randy Orton. Now, we understand Joey Styles is with R-Truth in the back!

I’m a busy man tonight huh? Anyway, standing with me right now is R-Truth!

What’s up Joey?

What’s up?

Yeah, what’s up?

Oh you want an answer... I was just acting like the crowd do when you say it.

You crazy man.

Well, that’s what they all say... but that aside, what’s up with you? Can you beat Randy tonight?

Look Joey. For the past several weeks I’ve heard from Randy how I’m a loser. How I always come up short on the big occasion. To be fair, I said the same about him. I think everyone can see that both of us are talented athletes, and more than deserving of our main eventer status. Besides that, we both have a point to prove tonight. Our form hasn’t been sparkling of late. You know, not so long ago I was looking to bring down the Cult of the Light, and yet here I am totally distracted with this stuff. Me and Randy’s issues got personal, and the fact that a US title shot is up for grabs in this one? To me, that means this match is hella important. I’ve been champion before. Some people will say that if I go for that title again it’s a step down. That’s not how I see it. The US title is THE title on Smackdown! The only wrestler who is above CM Punk on the ladder is Chavo Guerrero, and he’s the top dog. Randy, tonight I seek retribution against you, but don’t think I’m gonna get annoyed and throw this one away. I’m gonna beat you tonight, within the laws of the game, and I will go on to beat whoever the Champion may be some time in the future.

Thank you... but just one thing. It’s Her Majesty’s title R-Truth.

R-Truth pats him on the shoulder.

Sure it is Joey... sure it is!


MS: And now it's crunch time. Which of these men will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are NOT a loser!
MC: Well, they're both losers if you ask me.
MS: I didn't... and didn't you say this was the show you DO like?
MC: Oh up yours Striker. Go do a photoshoot or something!
MS: *Sigh* To Justin Roberts...

The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 15 minute time limit and the winner will become #1 contender for Her Majesty’s Championship! Introducing first, R-Truth!

And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, Randy Orton!

R-Truth vs. Randy Orton
4 votes
15 minutes


Orton goes for an RKO but R-Truth throws him off. R-Truth with a jumping leg lariat (!!!!!) for a 2 count.

He hits a backbreaker and a lionsault for 2.

As Orton tries to bridge out, dragon sleeper by R-Truth. Orton turns it round for the RKO again. Truth shoves him off to the corner. R-Truth runs into an elbow, and Orton hits a kneelift.

Orton picks him up and slams him. Orton 2nd rope elbow misses, as Truth moves and comes off the ropes with the axe kick for 3.

Here is your winner: R-Truth!


*Intermission*


MS: Hey that was a nice little break. I got me some fruity skittles!
MC: Nice try jerk. I'm no JR fan, but jeez he does that line far better than you.
MS: It's hard to compete with the best play by play commentator around.
MC: Oh and what's that supposed to mean huh?
MS: Backstage, CM Punk!

*CM Punk is sitting in the locker room, psyching himself up for his match, when Beth Phoenix walks in and puts her hand on his shoulder. Punk jumps up, startled.*

Jeez! Knock before you come in here, okay?

I'm sorry! You're not still nervous about what Mickie's been saying, are you?

Why would I be worried about that, when I have a fatal fourway match coming up soon? I have to go through three other guys just to hold onto this title!

Rough.

And besides, Mickie didn't even do anything on SmackDown this week. What's there to be nervous about?

You know, you still haven't told me what the story is with you two.

*Punk stands up*

Listen, I'm just as in the dark as you are. I have... no idea what she's been going on about.

*Beth grabs Punk's shoulders and looks into his eyes*

Are you sure?

Positive.

*Beth lets go*

All right then, get going. And don't let any of this distract you from your match, or you'll be in trouble.

*Punk grabs his title belt*

I told you, there's nothing to worry about.

*Punk waves goodbye and leaves the locker room*

I sure hope so...


MS: Well now it's time for that match in fact and...




Rey Mysterio comes out with Cryme Time into the ring

Ladies and Gentleman what would be Summerfest...sorry I mean Summerslam without the General Manager of ECW

Cryme Time: Aka

Mister 619

Aka

Rey to the My in sterio
Know I understand why you like to do this stuff Cryme Tyme, its hilarious.

But now to much more serious things. Tonight is a big night, this is the Wrestlemania of the Summer, the second biggest event in WCWWE in one year. And I have a big announcement to make.

You know people, I am REALLY digging this GM thing, I don’t get hurt AND I can do whatever the hell I want to!

And now things will change on ECW, I guarantee it. Nothing will be the same. Maybe I will give myself a WCWWE Title shot? Maybe I’ll give Cryme Tyme a Tag Team Title shot?
Hey, why not? And no one...and I mean NO ONE can stop me!


Todd Grisham comes out

What the hell are you doing here? I fired your ass, if you wanted to see SummerSlam, you should have got a ticket.
SECURITY! Escort this man out of the arena!

Security doesn't arrive. Todd get's on the mic.

Todd: Rey, it's true. Yes you did fire me. However, thanks to a very generous person, I am now back as the voice of ECW!

Rey mouths "What are you talking about?", when....














The fans go nuts as Mae Young walks out on stage.

Josh: Oh my God! It's Mae Young!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's good to be back! I feel SO much better, and I can't wait to get back to doing what I love, bringing you guys the most exciting wrestling program on television!

The crowd cheers, as Rey interrupts.

You? What are you doing here? I thought you were in the hospital and had a heart attack?
Mae you weren’t here for a long time, I am the new General Manager and you can’t take my spot like this!


Well Rey-Rey, that's where you're wrong. You see, the Board of Directors was very clear in their wording. They said that you were the INTERIM General Manager. Meaning, the fill in guy until I came back. And Rey-Rey? I'M BACK!!!!! And I haven't forgotten about your role in my absence! I could fire you for putting your hands on me, and I could sue you for putting more stress on me, which in turn caused my heart attack. But I'm not going to do it. Oh no. You see, that‘s something a selfish, power hungry, vindictive asshole like… well, YOU… would do!

The crowd cheers as Rey starts to grow angry. He goes to speak, but Mae cuts him off.

NO! I’m gonna talk, you’ll listen! While I’m not going to fire you or sue you, I would like to make it clear: You are NOT the General Manager of ECW anymore. Which means you are now back on the active roster. Which means I can book you in any type of match I like!

The crowd cheers once again.

Now, I could book you in another handicap match against the entire roster. That worked so well before. I could book you in a ladder match again. I could make you fight the World Champion again. Or. I could let someone else book you in a match. I think I heard something about there being a PPV on September 25th, something their calling Fan Control. Bad name, but a great concept. So what if at Fan Control, I let you, the fans, choose Rey Mysterio’s match?

The crowd goes nuts for this.

I knew you’d like that idea. So Rey it’s settled. At Fan Control, your fate is the fans of our great WCWWE fans. Now, as for tonight. I don’t believe you have any other business here, so. SECURITY!!!!

Some security officers make their way to the ring. Cryme Tyme steps forward to attack.

Stop right there. If either of you lay a hand on those officers, you’ll be fired on the spot! Now, officers, would you be so kind as to remove these men from the arena?

Security escorts a furious Rey Mysterio, along with Cryme Tyme, up the ramp, and the camera follows them as they lead them through the hallway and out the arena door.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time and please, enjoy the rest of the show!

Mae’s music plays as the fans cheer and Mae walks around the ring, shaking hands with the fans, before headed to the back.

Todd Grisham shakes Josh Mathews’ hand and sits down at the announce table.

Todd: It’s good to be back! SummerSlam will continue right after this!


MS: And now it's time for the title ma... no.. I'm getting word that Joey Styles has a guest - the WCWWE Champion! To the back!

*Joey Styles is standing backstage*

Joining me now is the WCWWE World Champion, Chavo Guerrero.

*Chavo enters the picture, with the title belt over his shoulder*

Chavo, just 72 hours ago you were pinned by the very man you'll be defending your title against tonight, MVP. What are your thoughts going into your match tonight?

Well, Joey, I guess that just makes MVP and me even. If you remember, I beat MVP during his reign as champion, just before I began my own run to the title. So we're now 1-1, and the tie will be broken here tonight.

Do you have any words for MVP himself before your match?

*Chavo nods*

Montel, you and I... well, you could say that we have a lot in common. We've both held this title that I have with me right now. And we both won it from the same man, Shawn Michaels. But that's where the similarities end.

You see, unlike you, I didn't need to wait until Shawn had wrestled in a brutal ladder match in order to beat him. Unlike you, I don't need a bunch of thugs standing behind me to prop me up. I don't need to go around beating up innocent people to make myself look tough. All I need... is right here.

*Chavo pats his chest*

This is the heart of a warrior. The heart... of a champion.

This is what got me to the top. This is what made me the WCWWE Champion. And this is what's going to keep me the WCWWE Champion.

This is what allows me to go out there and wrestle every match like my life depends on it. And in a way, it does. This championship is a part of me; it defines me. It is the symbol of my rise from the depths. Losing it means losing everything I've worked for over the last few months. It would mean... the death of "Chavo Guerrero, WCWWE World Champion."

That's why, even if tonight's match was Chavo Guerrero vs. The Cult in a 6-on-1 handicap match, I would give everything I have in order to win.

But tonight's not a handicap match. It's you and me, one on one. A match I've won before, and a match I know I can win again.

Chavo Guerrero, WCWWE World Champion... will live on.


MS: And now it's time for...
MC: No jerkwad, it's ECW time! 3 stages of Hell! Haha! Not nice when you're fed lines to make you look stupid eh Matt?

The following contest is the 3 Stages of Hell match!



Please welcome the guest referee for this match, Matt Hardy!

Todd: Well, over the past several weeks, we’ve seen Matt stir up trouble between his brother Jeff and his former best friend, Hurricane Helms.

Josh: With Matt as the referee, one has to wonder what influence he will have on the outcome of this match.



Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds, the Extreme Enigma, Jeff Hardy!

Todd: Jeff Hardy has been mixed up for several months, with different people getting in his head, trying to influence him.

Josh: But Matt Hardy seems to have had the worst effect on him, as Jeff has been behaving even more erratically than before.



And his opponent, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds, Hurricane Helms!

Todd: Hurricane Helms has had a career year thus far, but he has been unable to shake Jeff Hardy as of yet.

Josh: The two each hold a win over each other in singles matches. This will be the rubber match and it could go a long way in earning the winner a shot at the WCWWE World Championship.


Fall # 1: Paintbrush on a Pole Match
First to 3, 10 minutes.


Helms hit’s a DDT on Hardy, then begins to climb up the pole. As he starts climbing, his hands slip and he crotches himself on the top rope. Hardy slowly get’s to his feet, as Helms tries to regain his composure and start climbing again. Hardy climbs up behind Helms and back drops him off the pole to the mat! Hardy scrambles up the pole and grabs the paintbrush! The bell rings.

The winner of the first fall, Jeff Hardy!

Jeff attacks Helms with the paintbrush, as Matt calls for the bell, starting the second fall.


Fall # 2: Falls Count Anywhere Match
First to 3, 10 minutes.


Jeff and Helms trade punches on the outside, before Jeff throws Helms into the crowd. Jeff leaps on the barrier, runs across it and hit’s a clothesline on Helms! Cover!

1!
2!!
Kickout!

Hardy pulls Helms up and goes for a DDT, but Helms fights out of it and hit’s the kneejawbuster! Cover!

1!
2!!
Kickout!

Helms and Hardy brawl through the crowd and end up backstage. Helms throws Jeff into the steel security door, then hit’s the Shining Wizard! Cover!

1!
2!!
3!!!

The winner of the fall, Hurricane Helms!

Helms slams Jeff’s head against the floor, as Matt signals the start of the final fall.


Fall # 3: Last Man Standing Match
First to 4, 15 minutes.


Back in the ring, Helms and Hardy trade punches. Helms goes for a discus punch, but Hardy ducks and back suplexes Helms. Jeff stands back and let’s Matt count.

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
Helms starts getting up.
7!
8!
Helms is back on his feet and the match continues.

Hardy fires off some more punches on Helms, but most of them are blocked. Helms hit’s a clothesline, then pulls Helms up and hit’s the Storm Warning! Matt starts counting.

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
Jeff starts moving towards the ropes!
7!
8!
9!
Jeff pulls himself up!

Helms pounces on Jeff, but Jeff shoves him away. The two trade punches once more. Helms shoots Jeff into the ropes, but Hardy comes back with a clothesline, staggering Helms. Hardy quickly goes up top but is caught on the way down with a jumping Shining Wizard! Both men are down!

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
Both men are moving towards the ropes, slowly.
7!
8!
Both are pulling up!
9!
Jeff’s up!
10!

The winner of this match, Jeff Hardy!

Jeff collapses to the mat as the fans applaud both men. Matt just looks at both men, laying in a heap, and exits. Medics come out to help both men.

Todd: What a match we just saw!

Josh: I think it’s safe to say that after this, things have finally been settled once and for all between Jeff Hardy and Hurricane Helms.


***Gail Kim is backstage with Yoshi Tatsu***

I am here with Yoshi Tatsu, recently debuted Smackdown superstar. He has something that he wises to say to you all'

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As you can hear, Yoshi can't actually speak English. But luckily, despite being Korean, I can speak Japanese and will translate for you all.

He says:









Hello everybody. My name is Yoshi Tatsu. I am very happy to be here in World Wrestling Entertainment.

I have made my debut on Smackdown and am very happy that I won my debut match.

Now I have the chance to go on and win the United States title. This is a wonderful opportunity for me and I cannot wait to get in the ring and show you all, and indeed the whole world, what I can do.

I am sorry that I cannot yet speak English. Soon I will. I have been learning. I look forward to being able to speak to you all in your own tongue soon.

Thank you for your support.

There we go folks. Thank you for those lovely words Yoshi


MS: I hear that up next we might finally have that match I kept talking about.
MC: Dork. Even I have to admit though - that was one helluva contest between Helms and Hardy. They left it all in the ring.
MS: Are you feeling okay?
MC: Piss off. Just listen to this next man who actually knows how things should be around this dump.

Joey Styles: Shawn Michaels tonight you finally take on Big Show after a bitter hatred of each other for the majority of this year. First of all where is your wife?

Due to the fact that this is a No Holds Barred match and my opponent is a big fat sweaty bastard I have decided not to let my wife show up here tonight. It is best that she stays at the hotel for this one.

What are your last minute thoughts going into this match?

Big Show....you almost ended my career twice when you threw me off the stage. I may have faked the extent of my injuries but fact is I broke my back a decade ago and you never really heal from a broken back. You sir have taken years off my career and nearly killed me when you chokeslammed me off that stage. I've had difficulty breathing, difficulty just moving when I wake up. Yes I can wrestle. Yes I was exagurating it when I came out in crutches but Big Show that doesn't take away the fact that you put me through life-threating pain and tonight I'm gonna do the same to you.

I wasn't kidding when I said those things on Raw. I will make you bleed, I will make you cough up blood, I will hurt you and I will make you regret the day you started this by throwing me off the stage.

Tonight's not about titles. Tonight's not about showing off for all the morons in the crowd. Tonight is about exacting revenge on a nasty fat bastard named The Big Show.

Thankyou for your t-

Up yours.

Shawn Michaels walks away whistling his theme song as Joey looks on in confusion.


MC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT! WHAT A MAN!
MS: He just blatantly disrespected Joey Styles and the Big Show.
MC: So? Who gives a crap about them?
MS: You going to say that to Big Show's face?
MC: Like he has the balls to get in my face!
MS: Sorry? Oh wait no, now I get ya. IT'S TIME FOR HER MAJESTY'S CHAMPIONSHIP!

The following contest is for Her Majesty’s Championship. Introducing first, the champion, from Chicago, Illinois, CM Punk!

Mickie and John Cena appear on the TitanTron.

You know, it’s funny. Punk, no matter what happens to you, you always manage to bounce back, regardless of whether it’s a major title loss, an injury, or say, losing the best thing to ever happen to you. But Punk, when you and I broke up, all those months ago, there was something I had wanted to tell you. You remember Angel, right? Of course you do. You loved her just as much as did, and you used to love to play with her, just like I did. But then one day, Angel disappeared. Don’t you remember? Don’t you remember how sad I was? But you, you weren’t sad, were you? No, you weren’t sad at all! You were happy she was gone! Because you never really loved Angel! It was all an act, wasn’t it?! CM Punk, you broke my heart, but most importantly, you tried to take away the most important thing in my life! Now I suppose you’re wondering what the point is. Well, Punky, Angel’s back!

Cena holds up a Barbie doll knockoff, with duct tape around it’s neck.

That’s right, she’s back. And she’s very angry with you.

Angel begins “speaking”, as Mickie does a very bad voice imitation.

”Punk, I’ll never forgive you. You tried to separate Mickie and me. Now, you have to pay! HAHAHAHA!!” *Mickie stops the imitation* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fade out.


On his way to the ring, from Japan, Kung Fu Naki!

Introducing next, also from Japan, Yoshi Tatsu!

And finally, from Blackpool, England, William Regal!

Her Majesty’s Championship
Fatal Four Way Elimination
CM Punk vs. Kung Fu Naki vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. William Regal
5 minute rounds

In this match, you may vote once per round. You may not vote against the same person twice until it comes down to the final 2. When it’s down to the final 2, it becomes a regular match. You’re voting AGAINST someone, not for someone until then. It is 4 votes to an elimination.

Rounds start and end when I say so... nobody else!


Punk GTS's Naki.

1
2
3

KUNG FU NAKI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.


Tatsu with a knee strike to Regal.

1
2
3

See ya Regal.

Her Majesty's Championship
CM Punk vs. Yoshi Tatsu
4 votes
15 minutes


Punk misses with a big kick and Tatsu takes advantage with a victory roll up for the 1-2-3.

Here is your winner and NEW Her Majesty's Champion: Yoshi Tatsu!

Post-match, R-Truth comes out to the ramp and applauds Yoshi's victory.


JR: New US Champ.
JL: Her Majesty's Champ.
JR: Whatever!
JL: But up next is the Raw main event of the evening. This match has been building and building for about 2 months now. Ever since HBK lost the title at King of the Ring he's been a changed man, and Show has been his target.
JR: Show has fended well for himself mind you. Michaels has been a coward constantly dodging Show and taking cheap shots. Tonight, one on one, with no holds barred!

The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 15 minute time limit, and is a No Holds Barred match! Introducing first, the Big Show!

And his opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels!

No Holds Barred
Big Show vs. Shawn Michaels
4 votes
15 minutes


Show wanders into a Sweet Chin Music. 1-2-kickout!

Sweet Chin Music connects again! 1-2-kickout!

Shawn goes out of the ring and brings a chair inside. He smashes Show in the head with it. Sweet Chin Music. 1-2-3!

Here is your winner: Shawn Michaels!


MS: It is now time for our main event.
MC: Oh great.

The following contest is scheduled for 5 votes with a 20 minute time limit, and it is for the WCWWE Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, Montel Vontavious Porter, M.V.P.!

And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, he is the WCWWE Champion, Chavo Guerrero!

WCWWE Championship
MVP vs. Chavo Guerrero
5 votes
20 minutes


Chavo hits the Frog Splash for the 1-2-3!

Here is your winner and STILL WCWWE CHAMPION: Chavo Guerrero!


We cut backstage:

As the medics assist both men, Helms pushes them away and walks over to Jeff and extends his hand. Jeff considers it for a moment, then accepts the handshake. The crowd cheers, as the medics go back to working on both men.

[End Show]



Credits for the show: Above Average, Evil M, SNS, Brahma Bull, Legion, DanKirby, and theinstantclassic.