Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Aug 25, 2009 17:05:52 GMT -5
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!!
MS: We have a solid card for you tonight…
Primo Colon takes on Ezekial of the Remnants… These two teams have been feuding over the tag team titles for months. The Colons have gotten the upper hand the last three weeks… can they make it four straight?
Also tonight, we have 12 men in three separate matches all vying for an opportunity at the United States Championship
MC: That’s Her Majesty’s Championship you moron.
MS: Oh… right… anyway. Which of these 12 competitors will come out victorious and face CM Punk at Summerslam
The champion has graces us with his presence tonight, and will team up with R-Truth to take on the team of Randy Orton and MVP.
MC: Champion or not… the real reason people are interested in this match is the long standing feud between MVP and R-Truth. The fans are dying to see this match… but in typical WWE fashion… they do what they want.
We will also see Mickie james in action tonight…
But the grand daddy of them all… Triple H vs Mark Henry… The three month road that Triple H has gone thru finally comes to an end here tonight.
*Miz and Morrison enter the ring as boos rain down on them*
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Ladies and gentlemen, miracles do happen. It seems The Enforcer has cleared his Jack Daniels haze long enough to recognise his two biggest stars.
Oh course we should have just be given a title shot without all this Four Corner nonsense but enlightenment is a long hard journey.
Believe us, this is not the kind of four-way the In Crowd is used to.
TMI, Miz. TMI.
Whatever. The point soon, not only will we regain OUR tag team titles but John Morrison will become British Champion...
Her Majesty's Champion.
Whatever. And it will be The Miz - WCWWE Champion!
Uh, Miz?
What?
You know what Mizworth? It doesn't matter. Fact is not only are we the two biggest stars on this brand but we are the two biggest stars in ALL of WCWWE. Not only should we STILL be tag team champions, but we should be holding the two highest titles a Smackdown superstar can achieve.
HOO-RAH!
Don't...don't do that.
We're A-Listers. We do what we want.
Just not that.
The point is that unlike all you people in your deadend go nowhere lives, the In Crowd are destined for greatness. And as ever all you wannabes can simply...
Be Jealous
First, already in the ring… EVE TORRES!
And her opponent
Mickie James!
Eve Torres vs. Mickie James w/John Cena
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Mickie hits the Long Kiss Goodnight on Eve. She goes for the cover!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Mickie James!
*William Regal is shown in the back being interviewed*
Tonight marks the first step towards recapturing Her Majesty's Championship from that straight edge scumbag CM Punk! Now I'm well aware that a multitude of wrestlers desire a title shot, however none more so than I do.
I epitomised everything a fighting champion should be. Its true that I've now been pinned 3 times by Punk, but believe me when I say that shall not happen again. Maybe I've been so focused on winning that belt back that its affecting my in-ring performance. Well, those days are over.
A four-corners match awaits me tonight. I will be facing 3 men with undeniable talent and potential, but they will all fall to my wealth of experience, my technical prowess and...the Power Of The Punch!
*Regal pulls out some brass knuckles and puts them on his hand*
Punk, your reign as champion is nearly over. Prepare for the beating of your life at SummerSlam.
First to the ring…
Charlie Haas!
His first opponent…
John Morrison!
Their next opponent…
Sebastian Slater!
And the final competitor…
William Regal!
Four-Corner Elimination Match #1 (winner gets in US/HM Championship match at Summerslam)
Charlie Haas vs. John Morrison vs. Sebastian Slater vs. William Regal
4 votes to an elimination
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a cetain time period)
Last man standing wins
Charlie Haas vs. John Morrison vs. Sebastian Slater vs. William Regal
4 votes to an elimination
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a cetain time period)
Last man standing wins
William Regal (1)
Your winner and first competitor to face CM Punk at Summerslam… William Regal@!
*Break*
*video package*
Starts with video of Triple H and Randy Orton’s feud, with Orton punting Stephanie in the head, putting her in the hospital, the King of the Ring Match where these two collide, and Triple H standing victoriously.
Cuts to backstage after the match, where Triple H gets news that his wife has gone missing.
The following night MVP and the Cult reveal they have abducted her, show’s video of the ‘baptism’ performed on Stephanie by Mark Henry. Triple H goes into a rage. Show video of him systematically taking out each and every one of the cult members. The words CEREBRAL ASSASSIN appear on the screen.
MVP vs Triple H at Breaking Point. Shows MVP winning the match, but HHH jumps him with a sledgehammer after the match… and shows Triple H stating “You’re not even the one I’m after”… Just as HHH was about to take MVP out…. Mark Henry is shown rushing down to ringside.
The hate in Triple H’s reveals that he has finally found his target. The man who he has been after for the last couple months. He is shown chasing him over the course of several weeks, never able to get his hands on Henry… frustration beginning to build. *
Triple H interview:
Roberts: Triple H… You have shown the world that you have been after Mark Henry for months. You finally get him in the ring… what do you have to say about tonight’s match.
Match? MATCH!? This is going to be no match. This is going to be me, fighting the man who stole my wife from the hospital… fighting the man that held her hostage for the last several months…fighting the man that has not shown the least bit of remorse for what he has done, and what he is doing. If he wanted to fight, all he had to do was ask. But no, that’s not what he wanted. Cause if he had, he wouldn’t have been running from me the last few weeks. Well there will be no where for him to go now. Cause when that cage closes, there will be no escape. The only way out will be thru me. And I’ll be damned if I let him out of that cage, out of this arena in anything less than on a stretcher.
First to the ring…
Triple H! (Triple H is carrying a sledgehammer and brings it into the ring with him)
And his opponent
Being accompanied to the ring by Stephanie McMahon… Mark Henry! (Stepanie is dressed in a full Goth getup)
*Triple H tries to talk to his wife thru the cage, but she won’t even look at him. He tries to leave the cage to go to her but Mark Henry cuts him off.*
Triple H vs Mark Henry (steel cage)
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
The two trade blows before HHH gets the advantage. He Irish whips Henry into the cage. Triple H grabs the Sledgehammer and looks at it intently. He turns to Henry. Triple H sizes up Henry and swings for his head. Henry ducks it!!
If Henry Wins:
He’s got HHH up! World’s Strongest slam!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Mark Henry!
If Triple H wins.
He small cradles HHH…
1..
2..
Triple H rolls it in his favor!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Triple H!
Henry quickly gets up then splashes down on Triple H. He picks Triple H up.. World’s Strongest slam!!
Both:
The cage raises up as Stephanie looks on. Henry, now smiling, asks Stephanie into the ring. Henry picks a barely conscious Triple H up and holds him in front of Stephanie. Stephanie scowls at him, then slaps him! Henry laughs and throws Triple H back down to the ground.
Henry goes over and takes the sledgehammer, and sizes up Triple H’s ankle. He raises the sledgehammer up, but just then.. Stephanie low blows Henry, causing him to fall to the mat in pain.
Stephanie picks up the sledgehammer, looks over at Mark Henry in the corner, who is struggling to get back to his feet. She then looks back at Triple H…who is just now beginning to get back to his feet in the other corner. She walks over to Triple H and stands over him. He looks up at her with a worried expression on his face. After a few moments… she hands the sledgehammer to Triple H… then points at Henry…
Triple H walks over to Henry… who is still showing the signs of the low blow… Triple H wastes no time, and blasts Henry in the head with the sledgehammer… Henry goes down to one knee… Triple H quickly sizes Henry up again and hits him a 2nd time with the sledgehammer. Henry falls to the mat, but still conscious… pulling at the ropes to try to get back to his feet. Triple H sizes Henry up once more and slams the sledgehammer down on Henry’s head… Henry is finally down, and not moving.
Triple H stands there, finally realizing that his near 6 month quest for vengeance is finally realized. He turns to Stephanie and walks over to her. The two embrace each other knowing that all this is finally behind them, and the EMT’s tend to Henry as we go to break.
First to the ring
Next to the ring
And their opponent
and the final competitor … the mystery opponent
…
…
Triple H!
*Due to HHH’s previous match, he only needs 3 votes to be eliminated…*
Four-Corner Elimination Match #2 (winner gets in US/HM Championship match at Summerslam)
Colt Cabana vs. Kung Fu Naki vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Triple H
4 votes to an elimination (except HHH who only needs 3)
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a cetain time period)
Last man standing wins
Colt Cabana vs. Kung Fu Naki vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Triple H
4 votes to an elimination (except HHH who only needs 3)
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a cetain time period)
Last man standing wins
Kung Fu Naki hits a delayed buzzsaw kick. And makes the cover
1..
2..
3!!!
Kung Fu Naki (2)
Here is your winner and 2nd opponent for CM Punk... Kung Fu Naki!
*The camera opens up to find Colt Cabana, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Maria in the hospital portion of the locker room.*
SUNDANCE, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN HERE? I TOLD YA ALREADY, THAT KICK FROM ORTON DIDN'T HURT ME NONE! LET ME GO!
Jimmy, be reasonable man. That kick Orton gave you has knocked you loopy, and trust me, I know loopy.
Colt, look! There's a butterfly outside!
Sigh... look Jimmy, trust me on this. Just lie down, let the doctor's take care of you.
*Jimmy's eyes glaze over momentarily before widening in fear.*
No Kimona! Not the whip again!
What the-?
Jaime-san and I will be better, I promise! We'll do what Kaz does, WE'LL DO WHAT KAZ DOES!
What are you talking about Jimmy?
I promise, 3 Count will not walk out of that ring under their own power. Just no more of the whip!
3 Count? Jimmy, wake up man. Come on, snap out of it!
Thank you mistress Kimona, we won't disappoint you.
*Jimmy's eyes glaze over before returning to normal.*
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' IN HERE SUNDANCE? I TOLD YA I'M FEELING FINE, NOT LIKE THAT VARMIT ORTON COULD DO ANY DAMAGE TO OL' BUTCH CASSIDY ANYWAY!
Dude, you just said something about Kimona and 3 Count. What's up with that?
WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP THE PAST SUNDANCE? YA GOTTA LOOK FORWARD TO THE FUTURE! YA GOT THAT BIG 4 WAY MATCH LATER TONIGHT, SO START GETTING READY! PUSH-UPS, NOW!
Jimmy, you just-
NOW SUNDANCE!
*Jimmy pushes Colt to the floor, yelling push-ups the entire time.*
Look Colt, there are TWO butterflies now!
Sigh...
First to the ring:
Primo Colon!
And his opponent:
Ezekial!
Primo w/Carlito vs Ezekial w/Kane
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
Primo with a diving headbutt... Makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Primo Colon!
MS: This just in… We just heard that due to the attack by Orton last week...Jimmy Wang Yang will not be able to compete tonight in the four corners match due to injury. We have heard that they are trying to find a suitable replacement.
First to the ring
The Miz!
Next to the ring
John Cena!
And their opponent
Mr. Braddock!
And the final Competitor
…
…
Four-Corner Elimination Match #3 (winner gets in US/HM Championship match at Summerslam)
John Cena vs. Mr. Braddock vs. The Miz vs. Yoshi Tatsu
4 votes to an elimination
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a certain time period)
Last man standing wins
John Cena vs. Mr. Braddock vs. The Miz vs. Yoshi Tatsu
4 votes to an elimination
MUST SAY who you are voting against
Only 1 vote per round(you can vote for the same person multiple times)
Round ends when I post up the new round(will be after each elimination or a certain time period)
Last man standing wins
Tatsu rolls up Miz for the pinfall
Yoshi Tatsu (2)
Here is the final competitor to face CM Punk at summerslam... Yoshi Tatsu!!
Randy Orton is in a dimly lit room backstage.
R-Truth Last week you saw me do what I promised you. I beat our WCWWE World Champion Chavo Guerrero by pinfall. Something that you can't seem to do can you?
But tonight we'll be main eventing in a tag team match. I team with MVP, You team with the man you can't beat. I am so glad I get a chance to get you in the ring 3 days early and tear you apart.
MVP you may as well stay on the apron and just watch me. I'll make sure to soften up your Summerslam opponent for you. Tonight whatever happens I'm winning. It doesn't matter whether it's the champ again or you Ron. Tonight is just a preview of what's going to happen this Friday.
Ron I will be United States Champion. All I have to do is get through you...and this Friday....I will.
First out to the ring
Chavo Guerrero and R-Truth!
And their opponents:
MVP and Randy Orton!
Chavo/R-Truth vs MVP/Orton
First to 3
10 Minutes
First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP hits the playmaker on Chavo and makes the cover
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... Randy Orton and MVP!!!