Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2009 22:38:58 GMT -5
*Open with a video showing the recent happenings on ECW, followed by a live shot of the arena*
Todd: Welcome to One Night Stand! I’m Todd Grisham, joined, as always, by Josh Matthews!
Josh: Todd, tonight is sure to be a memorable night. We have four huge championship matches, and two, that’s right, TWO battle royals!
Todd: Now, before we begin, we understand that Jeff Hardy is backstage, and has something on his mind.
***Jeff Hardy is once again at the easel and is once again, painting***
Tonight I have a Bunkhouse match. A match where I have to fight against so many other competitors. So many guys that I know want what I want. We all want to be the best that we can be. No one wants to let anyone down.
***The paint brush moves faster***
It doesn't matter if we have two other people in there, three, four, twenty. It doesn't matter. What matters is winning. I am going to win tonight.
***The paint brush is still moving fast. It seems steady and confident, but when Jeff speaks, his voice is cracking and emotional***
My mum called today. She said she would be watching. I know she doesn't usually watch. She stopped when I let her down, she told me today not to let her down again
***The paint brush is moving so fast it is almost a blur***
My family mean a lot to me, all except my damn brother. He ate the peanut butter and jealousy sandwich and turned his back on me even before I started letting everyone down.
***The paint brush stops dead***
I will win tonight. For all the people who I let down. For all the people that used to believe in me. For myself. For my Mum. I cannot lose.
I just can't.
***Jeff puts his paintbrush in his pocket and leaves. As he moves away from the easel, the camera pans around and in on it. The image is off the Intercontinental Championship, but over it large black slashes have been painted***
Todd: Let’s take it to Lillian Garcia to kick things off!
Ladies and gentlemen, this opening contest is a Bunkhouse Battle Royal. In this match, any and all weapons are legal. Elimination can occur via pinfall, submission, or by being tossed over the top rope. The winner will be named the number one contender to the ECW Intercontinental Championship!
*Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, DJ Gabriel, Drew McIntyre, TJ Wilson, Jamie Noble, Goldust, and Evan Bourne have already entered the ring*
Making his way to the ring, Christian!
Next, Santino Marella!
Next, The World Warrior, Low Ki!
And, Jeff Hardy!
Rules: Vote for who you want to see eliminated. You can vote once per wrestler. It’s 3 votes to be eliminated. When it get’s down to 2 superstars left, you vote for who want to win. First to 4 will win.
Evan Bourne
Christian
DJ Gabriel
Goldust
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Low Ki
Santino Marella
Drew McIntyre
Rey Mysterio
Jamie Noble
TJ Wilson
Go!
Bourne tosses Gabriel to the floor! At the same time, Matt taps out to Noble's armbar!
Low Ki dumps McIntyre to the floor!
Ki pins Bourne after a Ki Krusher! He then tosses a charging Mysterio over the top!
Hardy nails Christian with a reverse Twist of Fate and pins him! Jeff then pins Goldust following a Whisper in the Wind!
Low Ki dumps Santino over the top rope! Ki then effortlessly tosses Noble out, while Jeff does the same to Wilson!
Jeff Hardy V. Low Ki
First to 4, 15 minutes!
And Ki follows up the paintbrush shot with a Black Magic kick, followed by the Ki Krusher for the
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Here is your winner, Low Ki!
***Jeff Hardy slides from the ring, grabs his paint brush, which is in two pieces and paints a frowny face on himself. He then rolls under the ring***
*Low Ki leaves the ring, reaches underneath it, pulls a steel chair out from next to Jeff Hardy and walks over to the announcer's table. He unfolds the chair and puts it down, and puts a headset on it. He can be heard saying "I'll be back later!" to the commentators, then exits to the back.*
***Kenny/Kerry and the DA are seen backstage in their dressing room***
This coat is just lovely
***Kenny/Kerry is wearing the fur lined coat that was 'liberated' from John Morrison's locker room earlier this week***
It goes with those boxer-briefs that you stole
Stole? I didn't steal anything! He wanted me to have these things as a token
A token eh?
Yes ladies, a token. A token of the great time we had together!
And the boxer-briefs, they were a token as well? Have you still got them boss?
Of course I still have them, and I have them put somewhere to keep them safe so I will always have a reminder of the time he and I spent together
Boss, we have told you this before. When you went in that dressing room, you were there for about 2 minutes AND Morrison was in the ring, in a match!
Why would I care where John Morrison was?
Because you seem to think you and he......you know......bumped uglies
WHAT?! I would never, I mean there's nothing wrong with, actually, well, no! Kenny Dykstra doesn't swing that way.......Why do I have boxer-briefs stuff down my trunks?
What do you mean 'nothing wrong, actually'?
What does it matter? What's important is that I still have a match tonight against 3 women, in a bloody steel cage.......and I have mystery pants here!
We've spoken to Tiff, she's a friend, but she wants that title too. Luckily, she hates Teresa as much as you do. And the undies belong to Morrison.
***Kenny throws the boxer-briefs away from himself and looks fairly disturbed***
Uh........Hate? Why would I hate Teresa? She's kinda hot actually.
You think Teresa is fit boss?
Well she has some nice......she has a nice face to hit
Whoa, boss, you flipped mid sentence
Flipped? Flipped? The only thing that is going to get flipped tonight is the other tarts right in to the side of the cage!
Yeah, that's what we want to hear boss
Yeah! I'm going to show them all why I am the champion and why I was one of Smackdown's premier picks at the draft
You tell them boss, you are going to win tonight
I'm not sure how I am meant to do that without hurting anyone
Oh boss, not again
Again? Oh, my head hurts
Your head hurts?
No, why should my head hurt? I'm ready to go! Let's head to the ring!
.......so need more paracetamol
What was that? Bah, nevermind. Ring. Now!
***As Kerry leaves the room she stoops and picks up the discarded boxer-briefs***
Whatever you say boss, whatever you say
Joey: Good evening, Joey Styles here! I’m standing by with the newest member of the ECW broadcast team, Tony Atlas!
Tony: Well, thankya very much Joey! I’m ‘cited, jus’ thrilled to be ‘ere! I can’t wait t’start intaviewin’ all da guys-n-gals in da back!
Joey: Well, Tony. You won’t have to wait long, because here comes your first subject, Teresa Matheson!
Tony: Well, Teresa, lemme jus’ say, boy you lookin’ fine tonigh’ babee! Now, I undastand dat you’ll be facin’ Tiff’ny, Kelly, and Kenny in a cage match for the Women’s Champ’onship. What’re your thoughts?
Look Tony. First of all, back up off me, and never say anything lecherous towards me again, got it?
But really, is there any doubt who's going to win here? Fact is, as delusional as some people think this is, the age of the TRUE DIVA is here. And it's no longer survival of the strongest, it's survival of the hottest. So yes, tonight, the Women's Championship will transfer to be around my waist. Kelly's only in the match to back me up, and Kenny doesn't even know what gender... it... is anymore. Tiffany's hot, but no watch for my radiant beauty.
So women of WCWWE, prepare for the age of the True Diva.
Josh: Well, Teresa Matheson appears to be ready, so let’s go to the ring, for our next match!
The following contest is a Steel Cage Match, and it is for the Undisputed WCWWE Women’s Championship! This match can be won three ways: By pinfall, submission, or by escaping from the cage.
Introducing first, the challengers.
First, Kelly Kelly!
Next, Tiffany!
Next, Teresa Matheson!
And, being accompanied by the Dyke Army, the Undisputed WCWWE Women’s Champion, Kerry Dykstra!
First to 4, 20 minutes.
As Kelly and Tiffany brawl in the corner, Teresa scurries up the cage. Kerry goes to pull her down, but stops, out of fear of injuring her. Teresa get's to the top, but the Dykes are waiting for her. As they struggle with Teresa, Kerry quickly walks out the door to get the win.
Here is your winner, and STILL Undisputed Women's Champion, Kerry Dykstra!
After the match, Kerry reenters, and yanks Teresa to the mat. The Dykes climb in, and beat down Teresa, and also Kelly, when she tries to help Teresa. Kerry motions for Tiffany to join in, but Tiffany shakes her head no, before tackling Kerry to the mat!
Michelle McCool runs out, and a brawl ensues. Tiffany slaps one of the Dykes, but Kerry grabs her by the hair. He's about to punch Tiffany, but stops himself. Teresa takes the opportunity to low blow Kenny, and her, Tiffany, Kelly, and Michelle start beating on the Champion, until the Dykes pull him out of the ring to safety. Kerry holds up the belt in victory, as Teresa and company watch her leave.
Tony: Tony Atlas back ‘ere with Mike Knox! Mike, in jus’ a few moments, you will be challagin’ Cody Rhodes for the Intacon’nental Title in a Carib’ean Barb’d Wire match. What’re your thoughts on this dang’rous match, as well as Cody’s unusual ‘havior o’er da last coupl’ weeks?
Knox: Atlas, let me show how I feel:
*Shows Atlas the scars on his body for preparing for the match*
Not too good looking, huh? Well, I view it as willing sacrifices to ensure immortality in the WCWWE by winning the Intercontinental Title. As for Rhodes' behavior as of late, many people have unusual reactions to danger. Some are encouraged, some cower, some have mental breakdowns, like him. And with him not knowing what danger he is in store for, I do not think he will be walking out as the Champion. And with his foolish actions, he too, will be sporting some scars as well.
*Walks off*
*As he said earlier, Intercontinental Championship #1 Contener Low Ki heads down to ringside and joins the commentary team for the Intercontinental Championship match.*
The following is a Caribbean Barbed Wire Match, and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! This match can be won by either pinfall or submission.
Introducing first the challenger, Mike Knox!
And his opponent, the ECW Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes!
First to 4, 20 minutes.
Knox whips Cody into the wire, gashing Cody’s already bloodied back. Knox grabs Cody and delivers the Knox Out for the
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Here is your winner, and NEW Intercontinental Champion, Mike Knox!
Knox grabs the belt and holds it up high, as the medical staff runs down to check on both men. Knox shoos them away from him, and leaves with the Intercontinental Championship.
Tony: Tony Atlas ‘ere again! Mah gues’s at dis time are about to chal’nge for the ’Treme Tag Team Champ’onships! Cyme Tyme, welcome! Now, you fellas are gon’ be in a tables match. How do you feel ‘bout dat? An’ what’re your thoughts ‘bout your ‘ponents?
Shad:Ponents?
JTG:I think he means The Short bus squad and The West Hollywood blondes
Shad:Ahhhhh.....................
JTG:You see Tony we are the Premiere Tag Team on ECW
Shad:The only reason that Inbreeding and Gravy got those Titles was because We don't work Tuesdays
JTG:Court dates you understand
Shad:But now that are schedules have been sorted we want some Gold
JTG:Not the kind of Golden Shower Ziggler gives Rosa
Shad:And Not the kind on Swaggers teeth either
JTG:We want those Tag Titles
Shad:And unlike Jestus we plan on being Fighting champions
JTG:We will defend those titles anytime anywhere
Shad:Believe that
The following contest is a Three Way Elimination Tables Match, and it is for the Extreme Tag Team Championship!
Introducing first, the challengers, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger, The Hollywood Blondes 3.0!
Next, Shad Gaspard, and JTG, CRYME TYME!!!
And, they are the Extreme Tag Team Champions, Jesse and Festus!
4 votes to eliminate a team, then first to 4 wins.
Jesse runs the ropes, but Swagger catches him with a kick to the gut. He Gutwrench Powerbomb's Jesse through the table, while Cryme Tyme G9 Festus through a second table as well.
Cryme Tyme V. Hollywood Blondes 3.0
First to 4, 15 minutes!
Ziggler hit's a top rope Ziggliac on JTG through a table for the win!
Here are your winners, and NEW Extreme Tag Team Champions, The Hollywood Blondes 3.0!
Swagger and Ziggler hug, and Rosa runs out to join the celebration. Dolph quickly grabs her by the shoulder, spins her around, and points her towards the back. Rosa leaves, tears in her eyes, as the Blondes continue the party in the ring.
Tony: Tony Atlas ‘ere once more. I’m ‘bout to be join’d by one of da lov’ly divas compet’n in da puddin’ mat-
*MVP storms in and grabs the Microphone from Tony Atlas
Atlas moves to say something but is quickly silenced by a Glare from Mr.Braddock*
I cannot believe this trash
I do the ECW *Spits* Faithful the honor of showing up here and spreading my message
And what do I get?
IGNORED
I wish to see one piece of Garbage on this brand who is more worthy of TV time than me
And then..........That is a man worth saving
But for now?
All of the garbage here deserves to burn
I assure you people
The superior show of Smackdown
I will air my greivances then
The following is the Extreme Chocolate Pudding Diva Battle Royal! In this match, elimination occurs in one of two ways. Either by pinfall, or holding your opponent’s head in the pudding for a count of 5.
Introducing first, Katie Lea Burchill!
Next…
EXCUSE ME!!! Katie Lea, I just want to reiterate that if you fail to win this match, I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS!!! Just like I did to Chavo! Good luck!
*Vickie goes to leave…*
Todd: It’s Chavo Guerrero!
Josh: But what is he doing here?! Vickie fired him!
Hey, Vickie, this time I have something to say. In case anyone here forgot, I WON my match at Wrestlemania, and what thanks do I get? I get fired! For what, attacking you? You know, Vickie, you were the one that inserted yourself into that match. You made yourself fair game, and I was just doing what I had to do. And I get fired for that?
Wait just one minute! How the hell did you even get in?! You’re FIRED, remember?! WHO THE HELL LET HIM IN?!!! AND WHERE IS SECURITY?!!!! SECURITY!!!
I don't think so. You see, before the show tonight, I had a little talk with someone. Someone who recognizes what a valuable asset I am to this company. Someone with a bit more power around here than you. Someone...who just gave me my job back.
Josh: It’s the chairman of the board, Mr. McMahon!
Todd: Apparently, he’s overruled our General Manager, and she does not look happy about it!
Mr. McMahon! What a pleasant surprise! How lovely it is to see you!
Well Ms. Guerrero it's a pleasure to be here at ECW presents WCWWE One Night Stand, 2009. We've had a fantastic show so far I'm sure the WCWWE Universe would agree. But Vickie... you got some splaining to do!
You see... a number of weeks ago, you told Chavo Guerrero that he was FIIIIIIRED. Not only are you incapable of firing your superstars without my consent Vickie, but you didn't even try to get in contact with me or WCWWE headquarters in order to try to pass this. And hell, Vickie, even if you had have done... do you remember who this is? This is the Mexican Warrior, a multitime champion wherever he's gone, and a member of one of the greatest families in wrestling history - he's Chavo Guerrero. I wouldn't allow you fire someone of Chavo's calibre.
So, Chavo called me up and we sorted this issue out. I gave him some time off to heal a few knocks he was carrying from recent matches and now he's back and ready to resume his time here. Now, Vickie, normally I would give you a small rap on the knuckles and ask that you never do this again... but I don't like being ignored... and hell, you are trying to do the same trick again here tonight.
You say that if Katie loses tonight she's gone? Well, I can tell you that that is NOT the case whatsoever. Katie Lea Burchill, one of the top divas on ECW and in WCWWE in general is going NOWHERE!
So Vickie, I'm here to offer you the opportunity for some time off with pay to clear your head and sort out any issues you have ongoing, because having seen all this going on... it got me thinking as to why you are so angry lately... and Vickie, the only conclusion I could come to was that, well... that you're going... mad.
Vickie Guerrero reels back in shock at this accusation, gets an angry expression across her face, swings her arm back and slaps Vince right in the face.
Vince stays with his face facing to the side for a few seconds, and then begins to smile.
I had a feeling this might happen... I was simply going to give you some time off before, but you have left me with no other choice Vickie....
YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vickie falls over in shock and tries to apologise to McMahon.
No, we're having none of that because Vickie, like I say I thought this might happen, so I've planned ahead. And let me introduce you to the new General Manager of ECW.....
MAE YOUNG!!!!
*Mae runs out onto the stage and starts groping Mr. McMahon, but Chavo pulls her off, and Vince hands her the mic*
Well, thank you very much Vince! I’m so excited to be the new General Manager of ECW! Now, I was scheduled to be part of this pudding match, but I have decided to pull out, as my new position will be occupying most of my time. However, I know you all paid to see a bunch of women roll around in pudding! And one thing I can promise is that I’ll give the people what they want! So we will have that match in a moment, but first, there’s one more order of business I have to attend to.
*Mae walks over to Vickie*
Vickie, hopefully, you won’t resent me for taking your job. I have a hell of a lot of respect for you and-
Save it, you old hag! I can promise you people, you haven’t seen the last of Vickie Guerrero in WCWWE!
*As Vickie is talking, Chavo and Katie Lea sneak up behind her and grab her wheelchair and push her towards the pool of pudding*
What are you doing! No don’t! Please! I’M SORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Chavo and Katie Lea dump Vickie, wheelchair and all, into the pudding.
Vince takes the mic again*
Well, Vickie, it seems your time has come and gone, but in all sincerity, good luck in ALL your future endeavors.
Now, could I have some security people please come out here and remove Ms. Guerrero from MY arena?
*As Vickie is helped out of the pudding, and escorted to the back, Mae once again takes the mic*
Enough with all this talking! Let’s get the other girls out here, and get this pudding match started!
*Michelle McCool, Rosa Ziggler, and Candice Michelle all run out onto the stage, and along with Katie Lea begin brawling in and around the pool, as Vince, Mae and Chavo return to the back*
Pudding Battle Royal: Katie Lea Burchill V. Michelle McCool V. Rosa Ziggler V. Candice Michelle
3 votes for an elimination. When it’s down to two divas, it’ll be 4 votes to win.
Michelle pins Candice!
Katie holds Rosa's head under the pudding for 5!
Katie Lea V. Michelle McCool
First to 4, 15 minutes!
Katie Lea hits the Kat Nip on Michelle into the pudding and pins her.
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Here is your winner, Katie Lea Burchill!
In the wake of the Draft, changes are afoot in WCWWE. Superstars are finding new homes.
This brand switch marks a new chapter in the career of Hurricane Helms.
I'm gonna show everyone on ECW a different side to myself.
And with new homes, come new opportunities
Sure, its true that the name Hurricane Helms has not been synonymous with the WWECW gold…
But all that's gonna change.
A Tournament to name the number one contender, and a main event that had them all talking.
Hardy hit's a flying leg whip on Helms, and follows it up with the Whisper in the Wind. Cover
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Kickout
Hardy whips Helms into the corner, and charges, only to get caught with a boot to the face. Helms shoots out of the corner with a flying forearm, and cover
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Kickout
Helms and Hardy are both up now, trading punches mid ring.
Todd: Helms, no Hardy, no Helms, no Hardy!
Josh: This is too intense to keep up with!
Hardy takes the advantage, and sends Helms into the ropes, but Helms bounces back with a leg lariat! Cover
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KICKOUT!!!
Helms picks up Hardy and hit's the Eye of the Hurricane!
COVER!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Helms slaps the mat in frustration. As Hardy struggles to his feet, Helms goes for the Shining Wizard, but Hardy sees it coming and blocks it! TWIST OF FATE!!! COVER!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Hardy drags Helms to the corner, but Helms surprises Hardy with a small package!
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KICKOUT!!!
Helms and Hardy are both gasping for air. As they get up, Helms, with his last burst of energy, nails a BEAUTIFUL Shining Wizard. But does he enough left for the cover? YES!!!
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Here is your winner, HURRICANE HELMS!!!
The new Challenger shows his respect.
Shawn Michaels, for the longest time I've wanted to step into the ring with you, man. You're an icon in this business - a man who for decades now has been giving it your all night after night for these fans, and as a huge wrestling fan myself, I have to thank you for that.
But at the same time, makes a promise
Shawn, you're in for the fight of your life come One Night Stand. It will be the culmination of a lifelong dream. I'm sure you yourself remember when you first became champion of the world - everyone touted it as your dream being realised. This time, its my turn. I respect the hell out of you, but I know that I have what it takes to beat you in that Ladder match.
And the Champion responds
I've followed your career from Sugar Shane Helms to The Hurricane to Gregory Helms and I've always known you have potential to be an all-time great…
But no matter how good you are.....................I'm better.
I know you look up to me and have followed my whole career which is why you should know that at One Night Stand, even though i might be your hero, you're going to find out first hand why I’m a hero to millions and while I hope I don’t lose you, I’ll do whatever I can to keep my title.
A contract signing; The Challenger promises a victory
Shawn, all I've gotta say is that I'm not gonna hold anything back at One Night Stand. Winning that Ladder match is my destiny, and I know that I have what it takes to beat you…
I know we're gonna have one hell of a match. And I also know the outcome will be Hurricane Helms, new Undisputed champion.
But the Champion is scathing in his rebuttal
You are a great in ring performer but your career says differently. You have always come this close to success and then fallen short of the glory of becoming a champion.
You have floundered in the midcard and lost to real superstars in this business.
I'm a 6-time WCWWE Champion. What've you done Hurricane?
You see Mr. Helms you're an immature, comic book geek with your myspace and your blogs and that's keeping you away from this.
At One Night Stand, two men will fight for the richest prize in this sport. The Champion, confident in his abilities.
When it's all said and done at the end of the match. You're winner AND STILL the WCWWE World Champion....The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
And the Challenger, with the chance of a lifetime.
I'm gonna prove that dreams can, and will, come true.
Todd: Well Josh the main event is next and right now we're going to speak with the WCWWE Champion backstage. Shawn what are your thoughts as you are this close to your ladder match with Hurricane Helms?
Todd I saw what Hurricane said on WCWWE.com yesterday and....he's right. At the contract signing I was a bit too tough on the guy. He went through a lot to get this shot and he deserves my praise.....but he knows that I already told him I respected him. He already knows that I think he is the future of the business. The future of WCWWE. Hurricane I didn't need to give you any praise at all but I did. This belt gives me the right to say whatever I want about anyone in this business because this title makes me the best in this business.
Hurricane Helms tonight is the biggest night of your career. You said I was too hard on you for calling you immature and unfocused? I'm right. If you were focused you'd be WCWWE champion right now. You have the talent but you lack the discipline. You say you've never been given the opportunity. You create the opportunity you aren't given it. I had to win two Royal Rumbles before I got the opportunity to challenge for the WCWWE title and I won it on the grandest stage of them all from Bret Hart, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. and maybe the reason the main event scene is the same guys is because we are the best in the WCWWE and we care about wrestling more than anything else in the entire world. As for dressing up as a superhero I'm pretty sure that was your choice son. Everyone needs to start somewhere and not everyone has the best gimmick to start with.
Yes I was immature back in the old days I admit that but as soon as I stepped into the arena it was all business. I performed to the best of my ability and because of that I won every male title there was. I'm a European Champion, Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion WCWWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion I have done it all because of my natural ability and will to compete.
Yes I've whined. Yes I've complained. Who hasn't? But I've never used it to get what I want I've always done what i've been asked because I'm a company man and I'm loyal.
You talk about your injury and your drive to return better than ever. You don't think I've done the same thing? In 1998 I broke my back. There were days I couldn't walk, There were days I could barely breath, I spent days in my bed thinking I would DIE! But through it all I was thinking about defying the doctors orders and returning. And I did return. I was better than ever. I won the world title another three times, I stole the show at every single Wrestlemania and outperformed most of the damn roster. Yes you won a one-night tournament. Yes you deserve this shot you have but Hurricane tonight is not the night you leave as champion. I know you will be champion some day Hurricane but tonight is the night I climb the ladder pull down the WCWWE title and take it down with me.
You're good Helms but as good as you are.......I'm better. By listening to your promo I know you're confident, I know you're good and I know you're a future champion....but I.........I'm Shawn Michaels....WCWWE Champion.
The following contest is the MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a Ladder Match for the WCWWE World Heavyweight Championship!
*The crowd gives Hurricane Helms a huge ovation as he walks out to the ring slowly, stopping to really savor the moment of his first World Championship PPV Main Event. After the brief pause, Helms enters he ring, and stands in his corner, eyes focused on the stage*
*The crowd erupts as Shawn Michaels enters, with the World Championship belt over his shoulder. Michaels looks very confident as he makes his way to the ring. Upon entering he poses with the belt, before handing it to the referee. Helms walks over and takes the belt from the ref, and holds it up, receiving a nice reaction from the fans. Michaels just smirks, as Helms hands the belt back to the ref*
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, the challenger. He hails from Raleigh, North Carolina, and weighs in at 215 pounds, HURRICANE HELMS!!!
*The crowd cheers loudly for Helms*
And his opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the reigning, and defending, WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
*The crowd cheers even louder for Michaels.
The referee hangs the belt on the harness, and Helms and Michaels watch as the belt is raised high above the ring.
The ref calls for the opening bell*
First to 5, 30 minutes.
Shawn has one ladder set up in the ring, Helms grabs another one on the outside, as Shawn starts climbing. Helms quickly dives back in the ring and pulls Shawn down. Michaels and Helms trade punches in the middle of the ring. Michaels wins the exchange, and whips Helms into the rope. Helms ducks the clothesline, though, and comes back with a flying forearm. Helms starts up the ladder, but Michaels leaps to his feet and pulls Helms down. Michaels hit’s an inverted atomic drop, followed by a pair of clotheslines, then a back suplex. Michels climbs to the top of one of the ladders, and delivers a flying elbow to Helms.
Todd: Both men down in the middle of the ring!
Josh: This is anybody’s match!
Michaels pops up and goes for the ladder, but Helms pops up right after him, bringing the crowd to their feet! Helms and Michaels fight on the ladder, but, Michaels shoves Helms down! Helms lands on his feet, and grabs the other ladder. Michaels tries to grab the belt, but Helms catches him with a right hand from his ladder!
Helms lands another punch, and goes for Shining Wizard, but Michaels blocks it, and hit’s the Sweet Chin Music, knocking Helms to the mat! Michaels reaches up, and unhooks the belt, winning the match!
Here is your winner, and STILL WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
Todd: He did it. The Heartbreak Kid is still World Champion.
Josh: An amazing effort by both men, Todd. The Heartbreak Kid has shown us once again why he deserves to be champion.
As Shawn poses with belt, Helms slowly get’s to his feet. His eyes are full of tears as he realizes that what may have been his only chance, has ended in defeat. Michaels sees Helms starting to leave the ring, and pulls him back. Michaels extends his hand, and after a moment, Helms accepts it. Helms raises Michaels’s arm, and leaves the ring, to allow Michaels to celebrate.
Josh: A tough break for Hurricane Helms, but after this amazing effort, one would have to think he’d be in line for a rematch somewhere down the road.
Todd: Wait a minute! It’s MVP, Mister Money in the Bank!
Josh: Is this it?! Is he cashing in?!
MVP enters and walks up to an exhausted Michaels. He makes like he’s going to nail Michaels with the briefcase, but instead simply hands it to the ref.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that MVP Is cashing in his Money in the Bank!
Josh: Incredible! We have another title match, right here, right now!
WCWWE World Title: MVP V. Shawn Michaels
Michaels needs 5, since he’s already been in a match, MVP only needs 4.
15 minutes.
MVP pummels Michaels in the corner, then goes for the Player Kick. HBK ducks, MVP misses, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
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Michaels slaps the mat in frustration. Mr. Braddock jumps on the apron, Michaels punches him down. Michaels turns around, and walks right into the Player Kick!
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Here is your winner, and NEW WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, MVP!
Josh: This is a shocking turn of events! MVP cashes in and becomes Champion!
Teddy Long and Mr. Braddock enter the ring and celebrate with MVP, as the crowd voices their displeasure.
Todd: What a night it’s been. We’ve seen brutality, and we’ve seen epic victories, as well as crushing defeats. We saw new champions crowned, we have a new General Manager, we have a new World Champion! For Josh Matthews, I’m Todd Grisham. Goodnight from ECW One Night Stand.
Show credits: Evil M, Legion, Tank, Madhack, Amigo, TTS, Dankirby, Above Average, Headbanger Man, and Brahma Bull
Todd: Welcome to One Night Stand! I’m Todd Grisham, joined, as always, by Josh Matthews!
Josh: Todd, tonight is sure to be a memorable night. We have four huge championship matches, and two, that’s right, TWO battle royals!
Todd: Now, before we begin, we understand that Jeff Hardy is backstage, and has something on his mind.
***Jeff Hardy is once again at the easel and is once again, painting***
Tonight I have a Bunkhouse match. A match where I have to fight against so many other competitors. So many guys that I know want what I want. We all want to be the best that we can be. No one wants to let anyone down.
***The paint brush moves faster***
It doesn't matter if we have two other people in there, three, four, twenty. It doesn't matter. What matters is winning. I am going to win tonight.
***The paint brush is still moving fast. It seems steady and confident, but when Jeff speaks, his voice is cracking and emotional***
My mum called today. She said she would be watching. I know she doesn't usually watch. She stopped when I let her down, she told me today not to let her down again
***The paint brush is moving so fast it is almost a blur***
My family mean a lot to me, all except my damn brother. He ate the peanut butter and jealousy sandwich and turned his back on me even before I started letting everyone down.
***The paint brush stops dead***
I will win tonight. For all the people who I let down. For all the people that used to believe in me. For myself. For my Mum. I cannot lose.
I just can't.
***Jeff puts his paintbrush in his pocket and leaves. As he moves away from the easel, the camera pans around and in on it. The image is off the Intercontinental Championship, but over it large black slashes have been painted***
Todd: Let’s take it to Lillian Garcia to kick things off!
Ladies and gentlemen, this opening contest is a Bunkhouse Battle Royal. In this match, any and all weapons are legal. Elimination can occur via pinfall, submission, or by being tossed over the top rope. The winner will be named the number one contender to the ECW Intercontinental Championship!
*Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, DJ Gabriel, Drew McIntyre, TJ Wilson, Jamie Noble, Goldust, and Evan Bourne have already entered the ring*
Making his way to the ring, Christian!
Next, Santino Marella!
Next, The World Warrior, Low Ki!
And, Jeff Hardy!
Rules: Vote for who you want to see eliminated. You can vote once per wrestler. It’s 3 votes to be eliminated. When it get’s down to 2 superstars left, you vote for who want to win. First to 4 will win.
Evan Bourne
Christian
DJ Gabriel
Goldust
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Low Ki
Santino Marella
Drew McIntyre
Rey Mysterio
Jamie Noble
TJ Wilson
Go!
Bourne tosses Gabriel to the floor! At the same time, Matt taps out to Noble's armbar!
Low Ki dumps McIntyre to the floor!
Ki pins Bourne after a Ki Krusher! He then tosses a charging Mysterio over the top!
Hardy nails Christian with a reverse Twist of Fate and pins him! Jeff then pins Goldust following a Whisper in the Wind!
Low Ki dumps Santino over the top rope! Ki then effortlessly tosses Noble out, while Jeff does the same to Wilson!
Jeff Hardy V. Low Ki
First to 4, 15 minutes!
And Ki follows up the paintbrush shot with a Black Magic kick, followed by the Ki Krusher for the
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Here is your winner, Low Ki!
***Jeff Hardy slides from the ring, grabs his paint brush, which is in two pieces and paints a frowny face on himself. He then rolls under the ring***
*Low Ki leaves the ring, reaches underneath it, pulls a steel chair out from next to Jeff Hardy and walks over to the announcer's table. He unfolds the chair and puts it down, and puts a headset on it. He can be heard saying "I'll be back later!" to the commentators, then exits to the back.*
***Kenny/Kerry and the DA are seen backstage in their dressing room***
This coat is just lovely
***Kenny/Kerry is wearing the fur lined coat that was 'liberated' from John Morrison's locker room earlier this week***
It goes with those boxer-briefs that you stole
Stole? I didn't steal anything! He wanted me to have these things as a token
A token eh?
Yes ladies, a token. A token of the great time we had together!
And the boxer-briefs, they were a token as well? Have you still got them boss?
Of course I still have them, and I have them put somewhere to keep them safe so I will always have a reminder of the time he and I spent together
Boss, we have told you this before. When you went in that dressing room, you were there for about 2 minutes AND Morrison was in the ring, in a match!
Why would I care where John Morrison was?
Because you seem to think you and he......you know......bumped uglies
WHAT?! I would never, I mean there's nothing wrong with, actually, well, no! Kenny Dykstra doesn't swing that way.......Why do I have boxer-briefs stuff down my trunks?
What do you mean 'nothing wrong, actually'?
What does it matter? What's important is that I still have a match tonight against 3 women, in a bloody steel cage.......and I have mystery pants here!
We've spoken to Tiff, she's a friend, but she wants that title too. Luckily, she hates Teresa as much as you do. And the undies belong to Morrison.
***Kenny throws the boxer-briefs away from himself and looks fairly disturbed***
Uh........Hate? Why would I hate Teresa? She's kinda hot actually.
You think Teresa is fit boss?
Well she has some nice......she has a nice face to hit
Whoa, boss, you flipped mid sentence
Flipped? Flipped? The only thing that is going to get flipped tonight is the other tarts right in to the side of the cage!
Yeah, that's what we want to hear boss
Yeah! I'm going to show them all why I am the champion and why I was one of Smackdown's premier picks at the draft
You tell them boss, you are going to win tonight
I'm not sure how I am meant to do that without hurting anyone
Oh boss, not again
Again? Oh, my head hurts
Your head hurts?
No, why should my head hurt? I'm ready to go! Let's head to the ring!
.......so need more paracetamol
What was that? Bah, nevermind. Ring. Now!
***As Kerry leaves the room she stoops and picks up the discarded boxer-briefs***
Whatever you say boss, whatever you say
Joey: Good evening, Joey Styles here! I’m standing by with the newest member of the ECW broadcast team, Tony Atlas!
Tony: Well, thankya very much Joey! I’m ‘cited, jus’ thrilled to be ‘ere! I can’t wait t’start intaviewin’ all da guys-n-gals in da back!
Joey: Well, Tony. You won’t have to wait long, because here comes your first subject, Teresa Matheson!
Tony: Well, Teresa, lemme jus’ say, boy you lookin’ fine tonigh’ babee! Now, I undastand dat you’ll be facin’ Tiff’ny, Kelly, and Kenny in a cage match for the Women’s Champ’onship. What’re your thoughts?
Look Tony. First of all, back up off me, and never say anything lecherous towards me again, got it?
But really, is there any doubt who's going to win here? Fact is, as delusional as some people think this is, the age of the TRUE DIVA is here. And it's no longer survival of the strongest, it's survival of the hottest. So yes, tonight, the Women's Championship will transfer to be around my waist. Kelly's only in the match to back me up, and Kenny doesn't even know what gender... it... is anymore. Tiffany's hot, but no watch for my radiant beauty.
So women of WCWWE, prepare for the age of the True Diva.
Josh: Well, Teresa Matheson appears to be ready, so let’s go to the ring, for our next match!
The following contest is a Steel Cage Match, and it is for the Undisputed WCWWE Women’s Championship! This match can be won three ways: By pinfall, submission, or by escaping from the cage.
Introducing first, the challengers.
First, Kelly Kelly!
Next, Tiffany!
Next, Teresa Matheson!
And, being accompanied by the Dyke Army, the Undisputed WCWWE Women’s Champion, Kerry Dykstra!
First to 4, 20 minutes.
As Kelly and Tiffany brawl in the corner, Teresa scurries up the cage. Kerry goes to pull her down, but stops, out of fear of injuring her. Teresa get's to the top, but the Dykes are waiting for her. As they struggle with Teresa, Kerry quickly walks out the door to get the win.
Here is your winner, and STILL Undisputed Women's Champion, Kerry Dykstra!
After the match, Kerry reenters, and yanks Teresa to the mat. The Dykes climb in, and beat down Teresa, and also Kelly, when she tries to help Teresa. Kerry motions for Tiffany to join in, but Tiffany shakes her head no, before tackling Kerry to the mat!
Michelle McCool runs out, and a brawl ensues. Tiffany slaps one of the Dykes, but Kerry grabs her by the hair. He's about to punch Tiffany, but stops himself. Teresa takes the opportunity to low blow Kenny, and her, Tiffany, Kelly, and Michelle start beating on the Champion, until the Dykes pull him out of the ring to safety. Kerry holds up the belt in victory, as Teresa and company watch her leave.
Tony: Tony Atlas back ‘ere with Mike Knox! Mike, in jus’ a few moments, you will be challagin’ Cody Rhodes for the Intacon’nental Title in a Carib’ean Barb’d Wire match. What’re your thoughts on this dang’rous match, as well as Cody’s unusual ‘havior o’er da last coupl’ weeks?
Knox: Atlas, let me show how I feel:
*Shows Atlas the scars on his body for preparing for the match*
Not too good looking, huh? Well, I view it as willing sacrifices to ensure immortality in the WCWWE by winning the Intercontinental Title. As for Rhodes' behavior as of late, many people have unusual reactions to danger. Some are encouraged, some cower, some have mental breakdowns, like him. And with him not knowing what danger he is in store for, I do not think he will be walking out as the Champion. And with his foolish actions, he too, will be sporting some scars as well.
*Walks off*
*As he said earlier, Intercontinental Championship #1 Contener Low Ki heads down to ringside and joins the commentary team for the Intercontinental Championship match.*
The following is a Caribbean Barbed Wire Match, and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! This match can be won by either pinfall or submission.
Introducing first the challenger, Mike Knox!
And his opponent, the ECW Intercontinental Champion, Cody Rhodes!
First to 4, 20 minutes.
Knox whips Cody into the wire, gashing Cody’s already bloodied back. Knox grabs Cody and delivers the Knox Out for the
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Here is your winner, and NEW Intercontinental Champion, Mike Knox!
Knox grabs the belt and holds it up high, as the medical staff runs down to check on both men. Knox shoos them away from him, and leaves with the Intercontinental Championship.
Tony: Tony Atlas ‘ere again! Mah gues’s at dis time are about to chal’nge for the ’Treme Tag Team Champ’onships! Cyme Tyme, welcome! Now, you fellas are gon’ be in a tables match. How do you feel ‘bout dat? An’ what’re your thoughts ‘bout your ‘ponents?
Shad:Ponents?
JTG:I think he means The Short bus squad and The West Hollywood blondes
Shad:Ahhhhh.....................
JTG:You see Tony we are the Premiere Tag Team on ECW
Shad:The only reason that Inbreeding and Gravy got those Titles was because We don't work Tuesdays
JTG:Court dates you understand
Shad:But now that are schedules have been sorted we want some Gold
JTG:Not the kind of Golden Shower Ziggler gives Rosa
Shad:And Not the kind on Swaggers teeth either
JTG:We want those Tag Titles
Shad:And unlike Jestus we plan on being Fighting champions
JTG:We will defend those titles anytime anywhere
Shad:Believe that
The following contest is a Three Way Elimination Tables Match, and it is for the Extreme Tag Team Championship!
Introducing first, the challengers, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger, The Hollywood Blondes 3.0!
Next, Shad Gaspard, and JTG, CRYME TYME!!!
And, they are the Extreme Tag Team Champions, Jesse and Festus!
4 votes to eliminate a team, then first to 4 wins.
Jesse runs the ropes, but Swagger catches him with a kick to the gut. He Gutwrench Powerbomb's Jesse through the table, while Cryme Tyme G9 Festus through a second table as well.
Cryme Tyme V. Hollywood Blondes 3.0
First to 4, 15 minutes!
Ziggler hit's a top rope Ziggliac on JTG through a table for the win!
Here are your winners, and NEW Extreme Tag Team Champions, The Hollywood Blondes 3.0!
Swagger and Ziggler hug, and Rosa runs out to join the celebration. Dolph quickly grabs her by the shoulder, spins her around, and points her towards the back. Rosa leaves, tears in her eyes, as the Blondes continue the party in the ring.
Tony: Tony Atlas ‘ere once more. I’m ‘bout to be join’d by one of da lov’ly divas compet’n in da puddin’ mat-
*MVP storms in and grabs the Microphone from Tony Atlas
Atlas moves to say something but is quickly silenced by a Glare from Mr.Braddock*
I cannot believe this trash
I do the ECW *Spits* Faithful the honor of showing up here and spreading my message
And what do I get?
IGNORED
I wish to see one piece of Garbage on this brand who is more worthy of TV time than me
And then..........That is a man worth saving
But for now?
All of the garbage here deserves to burn
I assure you people
The superior show of Smackdown
I will air my greivances then
The following is the Extreme Chocolate Pudding Diva Battle Royal! In this match, elimination occurs in one of two ways. Either by pinfall, or holding your opponent’s head in the pudding for a count of 5.
Introducing first, Katie Lea Burchill!
Next…
EXCUSE ME!!! Katie Lea, I just want to reiterate that if you fail to win this match, I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS!!! Just like I did to Chavo! Good luck!
*Vickie goes to leave…*
Todd: It’s Chavo Guerrero!
Josh: But what is he doing here?! Vickie fired him!
Hey, Vickie, this time I have something to say. In case anyone here forgot, I WON my match at Wrestlemania, and what thanks do I get? I get fired! For what, attacking you? You know, Vickie, you were the one that inserted yourself into that match. You made yourself fair game, and I was just doing what I had to do. And I get fired for that?
Wait just one minute! How the hell did you even get in?! You’re FIRED, remember?! WHO THE HELL LET HIM IN?!!! AND WHERE IS SECURITY?!!!! SECURITY!!!
I don't think so. You see, before the show tonight, I had a little talk with someone. Someone who recognizes what a valuable asset I am to this company. Someone with a bit more power around here than you. Someone...who just gave me my job back.
Josh: It’s the chairman of the board, Mr. McMahon!
Todd: Apparently, he’s overruled our General Manager, and she does not look happy about it!
Mr. McMahon! What a pleasant surprise! How lovely it is to see you!
Well Ms. Guerrero it's a pleasure to be here at ECW presents WCWWE One Night Stand, 2009. We've had a fantastic show so far I'm sure the WCWWE Universe would agree. But Vickie... you got some splaining to do!
You see... a number of weeks ago, you told Chavo Guerrero that he was FIIIIIIRED. Not only are you incapable of firing your superstars without my consent Vickie, but you didn't even try to get in contact with me or WCWWE headquarters in order to try to pass this. And hell, Vickie, even if you had have done... do you remember who this is? This is the Mexican Warrior, a multitime champion wherever he's gone, and a member of one of the greatest families in wrestling history - he's Chavo Guerrero. I wouldn't allow you fire someone of Chavo's calibre.
So, Chavo called me up and we sorted this issue out. I gave him some time off to heal a few knocks he was carrying from recent matches and now he's back and ready to resume his time here. Now, Vickie, normally I would give you a small rap on the knuckles and ask that you never do this again... but I don't like being ignored... and hell, you are trying to do the same trick again here tonight.
You say that if Katie loses tonight she's gone? Well, I can tell you that that is NOT the case whatsoever. Katie Lea Burchill, one of the top divas on ECW and in WCWWE in general is going NOWHERE!
So Vickie, I'm here to offer you the opportunity for some time off with pay to clear your head and sort out any issues you have ongoing, because having seen all this going on... it got me thinking as to why you are so angry lately... and Vickie, the only conclusion I could come to was that, well... that you're going... mad.
Vickie Guerrero reels back in shock at this accusation, gets an angry expression across her face, swings her arm back and slaps Vince right in the face.
Vince stays with his face facing to the side for a few seconds, and then begins to smile.
I had a feeling this might happen... I was simply going to give you some time off before, but you have left me with no other choice Vickie....
YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vickie falls over in shock and tries to apologise to McMahon.
No, we're having none of that because Vickie, like I say I thought this might happen, so I've planned ahead. And let me introduce you to the new General Manager of ECW.....
MAE YOUNG!!!!
*Mae runs out onto the stage and starts groping Mr. McMahon, but Chavo pulls her off, and Vince hands her the mic*
Well, thank you very much Vince! I’m so excited to be the new General Manager of ECW! Now, I was scheduled to be part of this pudding match, but I have decided to pull out, as my new position will be occupying most of my time. However, I know you all paid to see a bunch of women roll around in pudding! And one thing I can promise is that I’ll give the people what they want! So we will have that match in a moment, but first, there’s one more order of business I have to attend to.
*Mae walks over to Vickie*
Vickie, hopefully, you won’t resent me for taking your job. I have a hell of a lot of respect for you and-
Save it, you old hag! I can promise you people, you haven’t seen the last of Vickie Guerrero in WCWWE!
*As Vickie is talking, Chavo and Katie Lea sneak up behind her and grab her wheelchair and push her towards the pool of pudding*
What are you doing! No don’t! Please! I’M SORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Chavo and Katie Lea dump Vickie, wheelchair and all, into the pudding.
Vince takes the mic again*
Well, Vickie, it seems your time has come and gone, but in all sincerity, good luck in ALL your future endeavors.
Now, could I have some security people please come out here and remove Ms. Guerrero from MY arena?
*As Vickie is helped out of the pudding, and escorted to the back, Mae once again takes the mic*
Enough with all this talking! Let’s get the other girls out here, and get this pudding match started!
*Michelle McCool, Rosa Ziggler, and Candice Michelle all run out onto the stage, and along with Katie Lea begin brawling in and around the pool, as Vince, Mae and Chavo return to the back*
Pudding Battle Royal: Katie Lea Burchill V. Michelle McCool V. Rosa Ziggler V. Candice Michelle
3 votes for an elimination. When it’s down to two divas, it’ll be 4 votes to win.
Michelle pins Candice!
Katie holds Rosa's head under the pudding for 5!
Katie Lea V. Michelle McCool
First to 4, 15 minutes!
Katie Lea hits the Kat Nip on Michelle into the pudding and pins her.
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In the wake of the Draft, changes are afoot in WCWWE. Superstars are finding new homes.
This brand switch marks a new chapter in the career of Hurricane Helms.
I'm gonna show everyone on ECW a different side to myself.
And with new homes, come new opportunities
Sure, its true that the name Hurricane Helms has not been synonymous with the WWECW gold…
But all that's gonna change.
A Tournament to name the number one contender, and a main event that had them all talking.
Hardy hit's a flying leg whip on Helms, and follows it up with the Whisper in the Wind. Cover
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Hardy whips Helms into the corner, and charges, only to get caught with a boot to the face. Helms shoots out of the corner with a flying forearm, and cover
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Helms and Hardy are both up now, trading punches mid ring.
Todd: Helms, no Hardy, no Helms, no Hardy!
Josh: This is too intense to keep up with!
Hardy takes the advantage, and sends Helms into the ropes, but Helms bounces back with a leg lariat! Cover
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Helms picks up Hardy and hit's the Eye of the Hurricane!
COVER!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Helms slaps the mat in frustration. As Hardy struggles to his feet, Helms goes for the Shining Wizard, but Hardy sees it coming and blocks it! TWIST OF FATE!!! COVER!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Hardy drags Helms to the corner, but Helms surprises Hardy with a small package!
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KICKOUT!!!
Helms and Hardy are both gasping for air. As they get up, Helms, with his last burst of energy, nails a BEAUTIFUL Shining Wizard. But does he enough left for the cover? YES!!!
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Here is your winner, HURRICANE HELMS!!!
The new Challenger shows his respect.
Shawn Michaels, for the longest time I've wanted to step into the ring with you, man. You're an icon in this business - a man who for decades now has been giving it your all night after night for these fans, and as a huge wrestling fan myself, I have to thank you for that.
But at the same time, makes a promise
Shawn, you're in for the fight of your life come One Night Stand. It will be the culmination of a lifelong dream. I'm sure you yourself remember when you first became champion of the world - everyone touted it as your dream being realised. This time, its my turn. I respect the hell out of you, but I know that I have what it takes to beat you in that Ladder match.
And the Champion responds
I've followed your career from Sugar Shane Helms to The Hurricane to Gregory Helms and I've always known you have potential to be an all-time great…
But no matter how good you are.....................I'm better.
I know you look up to me and have followed my whole career which is why you should know that at One Night Stand, even though i might be your hero, you're going to find out first hand why I’m a hero to millions and while I hope I don’t lose you, I’ll do whatever I can to keep my title.
A contract signing; The Challenger promises a victory
Shawn, all I've gotta say is that I'm not gonna hold anything back at One Night Stand. Winning that Ladder match is my destiny, and I know that I have what it takes to beat you…
I know we're gonna have one hell of a match. And I also know the outcome will be Hurricane Helms, new Undisputed champion.
But the Champion is scathing in his rebuttal
You are a great in ring performer but your career says differently. You have always come this close to success and then fallen short of the glory of becoming a champion.
You have floundered in the midcard and lost to real superstars in this business.
I'm a 6-time WCWWE Champion. What've you done Hurricane?
You see Mr. Helms you're an immature, comic book geek with your myspace and your blogs and that's keeping you away from this.
At One Night Stand, two men will fight for the richest prize in this sport. The Champion, confident in his abilities.
When it's all said and done at the end of the match. You're winner AND STILL the WCWWE World Champion....The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
And the Challenger, with the chance of a lifetime.
I'm gonna prove that dreams can, and will, come true.
Todd: Well Josh the main event is next and right now we're going to speak with the WCWWE Champion backstage. Shawn what are your thoughts as you are this close to your ladder match with Hurricane Helms?
Todd I saw what Hurricane said on WCWWE.com yesterday and....he's right. At the contract signing I was a bit too tough on the guy. He went through a lot to get this shot and he deserves my praise.....but he knows that I already told him I respected him. He already knows that I think he is the future of the business. The future of WCWWE. Hurricane I didn't need to give you any praise at all but I did. This belt gives me the right to say whatever I want about anyone in this business because this title makes me the best in this business.
Hurricane Helms tonight is the biggest night of your career. You said I was too hard on you for calling you immature and unfocused? I'm right. If you were focused you'd be WCWWE champion right now. You have the talent but you lack the discipline. You say you've never been given the opportunity. You create the opportunity you aren't given it. I had to win two Royal Rumbles before I got the opportunity to challenge for the WCWWE title and I won it on the grandest stage of them all from Bret Hart, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. and maybe the reason the main event scene is the same guys is because we are the best in the WCWWE and we care about wrestling more than anything else in the entire world. As for dressing up as a superhero I'm pretty sure that was your choice son. Everyone needs to start somewhere and not everyone has the best gimmick to start with.
Yes I was immature back in the old days I admit that but as soon as I stepped into the arena it was all business. I performed to the best of my ability and because of that I won every male title there was. I'm a European Champion, Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion WCWWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion I have done it all because of my natural ability and will to compete.
Yes I've whined. Yes I've complained. Who hasn't? But I've never used it to get what I want I've always done what i've been asked because I'm a company man and I'm loyal.
You talk about your injury and your drive to return better than ever. You don't think I've done the same thing? In 1998 I broke my back. There were days I couldn't walk, There were days I could barely breath, I spent days in my bed thinking I would DIE! But through it all I was thinking about defying the doctors orders and returning. And I did return. I was better than ever. I won the world title another three times, I stole the show at every single Wrestlemania and outperformed most of the damn roster. Yes you won a one-night tournament. Yes you deserve this shot you have but Hurricane tonight is not the night you leave as champion. I know you will be champion some day Hurricane but tonight is the night I climb the ladder pull down the WCWWE title and take it down with me.
You're good Helms but as good as you are.......I'm better. By listening to your promo I know you're confident, I know you're good and I know you're a future champion....but I.........I'm Shawn Michaels....WCWWE Champion.
The following contest is the MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a Ladder Match for the WCWWE World Heavyweight Championship!
*The crowd gives Hurricane Helms a huge ovation as he walks out to the ring slowly, stopping to really savor the moment of his first World Championship PPV Main Event. After the brief pause, Helms enters he ring, and stands in his corner, eyes focused on the stage*
*The crowd erupts as Shawn Michaels enters, with the World Championship belt over his shoulder. Michaels looks very confident as he makes his way to the ring. Upon entering he poses with the belt, before handing it to the referee. Helms walks over and takes the belt from the ref, and holds it up, receiving a nice reaction from the fans. Michaels just smirks, as Helms hands the belt back to the ref*
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, the challenger. He hails from Raleigh, North Carolina, and weighs in at 215 pounds, HURRICANE HELMS!!!
*The crowd cheers loudly for Helms*
And his opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the reigning, and defending, WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
*The crowd cheers even louder for Michaels.
The referee hangs the belt on the harness, and Helms and Michaels watch as the belt is raised high above the ring.
The ref calls for the opening bell*
First to 5, 30 minutes.
Shawn has one ladder set up in the ring, Helms grabs another one on the outside, as Shawn starts climbing. Helms quickly dives back in the ring and pulls Shawn down. Michaels and Helms trade punches in the middle of the ring. Michaels wins the exchange, and whips Helms into the rope. Helms ducks the clothesline, though, and comes back with a flying forearm. Helms starts up the ladder, but Michaels leaps to his feet and pulls Helms down. Michaels hit’s an inverted atomic drop, followed by a pair of clotheslines, then a back suplex. Michels climbs to the top of one of the ladders, and delivers a flying elbow to Helms.
Todd: Both men down in the middle of the ring!
Josh: This is anybody’s match!
Michaels pops up and goes for the ladder, but Helms pops up right after him, bringing the crowd to their feet! Helms and Michaels fight on the ladder, but, Michaels shoves Helms down! Helms lands on his feet, and grabs the other ladder. Michaels tries to grab the belt, but Helms catches him with a right hand from his ladder!
Helms lands another punch, and goes for Shining Wizard, but Michaels blocks it, and hit’s the Sweet Chin Music, knocking Helms to the mat! Michaels reaches up, and unhooks the belt, winning the match!
Here is your winner, and STILL WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
Todd: He did it. The Heartbreak Kid is still World Champion.
Josh: An amazing effort by both men, Todd. The Heartbreak Kid has shown us once again why he deserves to be champion.
As Shawn poses with belt, Helms slowly get’s to his feet. His eyes are full of tears as he realizes that what may have been his only chance, has ended in defeat. Michaels sees Helms starting to leave the ring, and pulls him back. Michaels extends his hand, and after a moment, Helms accepts it. Helms raises Michaels’s arm, and leaves the ring, to allow Michaels to celebrate.
Josh: A tough break for Hurricane Helms, but after this amazing effort, one would have to think he’d be in line for a rematch somewhere down the road.
Todd: Wait a minute! It’s MVP, Mister Money in the Bank!
Josh: Is this it?! Is he cashing in?!
MVP enters and walks up to an exhausted Michaels. He makes like he’s going to nail Michaels with the briefcase, but instead simply hands it to the ref.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that MVP Is cashing in his Money in the Bank!
Josh: Incredible! We have another title match, right here, right now!
WCWWE World Title: MVP V. Shawn Michaels
Michaels needs 5, since he’s already been in a match, MVP only needs 4.
15 minutes.
MVP pummels Michaels in the corner, then goes for the Player Kick. HBK ducks, MVP misses, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
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2!
KICKOUT!!!
Michaels slaps the mat in frustration. Mr. Braddock jumps on the apron, Michaels punches him down. Michaels turns around, and walks right into the Player Kick!
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3!
Here is your winner, and NEW WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, MVP!
Josh: This is a shocking turn of events! MVP cashes in and becomes Champion!
Teddy Long and Mr. Braddock enter the ring and celebrate with MVP, as the crowd voices their displeasure.
Todd: What a night it’s been. We’ve seen brutality, and we’ve seen epic victories, as well as crushing defeats. We saw new champions crowned, we have a new General Manager, we have a new World Champion! For Josh Matthews, I’m Todd Grisham. Goodnight from ECW One Night Stand.
Show credits: Evil M, Legion, Tank, Madhack, Amigo, TTS, Dankirby, Above Average, Headbanger Man, and Brahma Bull