Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Sept 15, 2009 16:34:24 GMT -5
Matt Striker def. Mr. Braddock w/ MVP
R-Truth def. William Regal
Colt Cabana def. John Morrison
Beth Phoenix w/ CM Punk def. Mickie James w/John Cena via Forfeit
Yoshi Tatsu/Triple H/Colons def. Mr. Kennedy/Mark Henry/Remnants
Randy Orton def the Miz
Welcome to Tuesday Night Raw!
MC: Well, Johnny Curtis didn’t work out last week. We wish him well in all of his future endeavors. This week, we have another young talent that is going to try his hand at calling the matches.
Trent Beretta makes his way down the ramp and heads over to the announce booth. Cole shakes his hand, he grabs a headset and sits down.
Trent has had a good career over in FCW…. Even winning the tag team championship at one point… but he felt that his career wasn’t leading him where he wanted to go with it, and decided to give a shot at announcing. Trent, you must be really excited about the fact that WWE gave you this opportunity.
Yup.
…Is there anything you like to add?
mmmnope.
…
MVP walks down to the ring with Mr. Braddock alongside him. They enter the ring and MVP asks for a mic
And look at that
The Greatest Athlete in Smackdown history just easily beat both the US Champion and his No.1 Contender
Yet R-Truth gets a Title Shot and I get.............What exactly?
Mocked by the MTV Rejects after a lucky shot from behind thanks to a useless Tag Partner?
Make a Fuss
Enjoy that win because that right there?
That was the best and brightest moment of your career
Nowhere to go from there but down
Anyway on to bigger news
The Man I pinned to win that Tag Match?
R-Truth
The Man who constantly is after a one on one match with me
Well Truth we teamed together remember that?
Do you know why I shared a side with you at one point?
Because your good
Your easily the 2nd Best Wrestler in the WCWWE
That being said you should easily bulldoze over Yoshi Tatsu
Hell Yell Godzilla while your at it maybe he'll swim home out of fear
But that being said I proved something out there
I beat you while singlehandedly carrying that waste Regal
That might as well have been 2 on 1
That means that not only can I beat you
I can beat you when you have numbers on your side so why even waste time with a one on one match?
I've got others to beat and times a wasting
That being said I've got a new target in my sights
A New Arrival on Smackdown has caught my eye
Which is pretty big cause when the best take notice that early you know your doing something right
Matt Striker made his return to the ring last week after dismantling Jimmy Wang Yang
Now you got three things going for ya there Matt
Number One
You hurt Jimmy Wang Yang a former Resistance Member
Number Two
You beat him without breaking a sweat
Number Three
You looked damn good doing it
These things make me wanna see something
The Cults Numbers are a little Weak Recently
We're looking for some smart men and women who are ready to embrace the Light and Claim whats rightfully theirs
That's why your getting a test tonight
You face Mr.Braddock one on one
I'll be at Ringside to watch
Depending on how you look in this one
We'll talk afterwards about your Future around here
And Braddock’s Opponent…
Matt Striker!
MC: Braddock goes for a running boot… But Striker ducks it and hits the Golden Rule!
1..
2..
3!!
WOW! Big win for the wrestler turned commentator turned wrestler again... MVP must be impressed with what he saw here tonight!
Yea, he must be.
…We’ll be right back after this short break.
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William Regal!
William Regal locks in the regal stretch… He holds it for seemingly forever… But R-Truth holds on and grabs the bottom rope forcing the hold to be broken. Frustrated, Regal reaches into his trunks and grabs his brass knucks(which the referee doesn’t see) and readies the punch… he swings… but R-Truth ducks it!! He kick Regal to the midsection… AX KICK!!
1..
2..
3!!
R-Truth did it! He’s been on a roll as of late in his quest to win the US title from Yoshi Tatsu at the Fan Control PPV. It should be an exciting matchup to say the least.
MVP was very impressed with striker.
… What?
Striker… he beat Braddock…
… ok, that was a while ago now.
Yea, but MVP doesn’t like R-Truth, so he’s probably not impressed now.
…
*Miz and Morrison are shown in the back*
So it's come to this. FINALLY, I have been granted a shot at greatness, FINALLY I have been given the opportunity to seize what should have been mine a long time ago, FINALLY...
If you'll allows me a second, Mizworth, I was just wondering...
Don't worry. When I win the championship, you can get the first shot.
Of course. But I wanted to know...
Relax. I got it. Now where was I? Oh yes, tonight. Randy Orton, you may hear voices in your head. But the only voices I'll hear is the adoration of the men who want to be me and the women who want to be with me. And the men who want to be with me too. The Miz is flattered but he doesn't go that way. Not that there's anything wroing with that. But...
Miz!
Ah yes, I was getting to that. You see while take my first steps to glory, John here will avenge the fluke loss Colt Cabana and his little brokeback buddy handed to us the last month. And all will, once again, be right with the world.
It is indeed time for us to break on through...to the other side.
Tonight, Randy Orton. Then Chavo Guerrero. There will be a new champion. It is inevitable. Because I'm THE MIZ! And I'm AWESOME!
First to the ring
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
John Morrison!
Morrison body slams Cabana and goes over to the ropes to attempt a corkscrew moonsault… but colt gets up quickly and catches Morrison on the top rope…What’s colt doing!?!? OH MY GOD!! Colt Cabana just hit the Colt 45 from the top rope!!! Morrison has been broken in half!
…That had to hurt
Cabana crawls over and drapes an arm over Morrison…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is you winner Colt Cabana
It is now time for the women’s matchup to see who will be smackdown’s representative in for Women’s Championship at the Fan Control Pay Per View.
First to the ring…
Beth Phoenix!
And her opponent…
But no one comes out…
They play her music again… and nothing…
I don’t know what to make of this Trent
She’s not coming out Cole.
…right… but I don’t know why
Why you asking me then? You act as if I stalk her or something…
*Cole looks at Trent and raises an eyebrow* ….right….I never asked you anything, but you do seem to know a lot more than the rest of us.
Mickie James appears on the TitanTron.
Beth Phoenix, we're supposed to meet tonight for the contenders spot at Fan Control. But I already kicked your ass last week. So I see no reason to do it again. And besides, I don't need the fans to control when I get my title match.
Holds up Cash in the Vault purse.
I can have my match any time I choose. I can take advantage of a bad situation for the Champion and 1, 2, 3, new Champion. And I don't have to wait for the fans to give me permission!
So Beth, as far as I'm concerned, you win. Good luck in the polls.
Mickie holds up Angel.
"Beth, we didn't want you to feel left out though, so we got you a present!"
In the ring, Cena comes up behind Beth and delivers the Attitude Adjustment. He then locks in the STF until Punk runs down and chases him off, officials come down and Cena is escorted backstage as they check on Beth.
Winner of the match via forfeit… Beth Phoenix!
Why would Mickie do that? Has she gone psycho?
Mickie obviously has an ingenious plan to win the Women’s Championship.
But, why would she give up an extra opportunity to win the title. It just doesn’t make any sense! How is NOT getting a title shot going to help her win it?
YOU ARE NOT… TO QUESTION… THE GREATNESS… THAT IS MICKIE JAMES!
…We’ll be right back.
*Break*
First to the ring
The team of Yoshi Tatsu, Primo and Carlito Colon, and Triple H!
And their Opponents
Represented by Mr. Kennedy, Kane, Ezekial, and Mark Henry… the Cult!
After the match…
They are still brawling! Remnants and Colons are fighting their way to the back… Triple H has a sledgehammer and just clocked Henry in the skull! Kennedy rushes over and hits Triple H in the back with a chair and he’s down on the mat! Kennedy is relentless! He’s pummeling Triple H with a chair! Dear God, someone stop him! Kennedy must be real proud of himself… What’s this! Tatsu has slipped back in the ring and is standing behind Kennedy… Kennedy turns around… Kick to the gut! Kennedy is down to one knee… BUZZSAW KICK! Yoshi is that last man standing…There’s bodies and blood everywhere! This long standing feud with the cult will not rest until it is settled, and hopefully soon. Only then will there be any semblance of order back here on Smackdown!
…wow
…right on top of the action… aren’t you Trent? What’s that? Commercial break?!? Now? We’ll be right back as we try to gain control of the situation.
Orton enters the ring and grabs a mic.
Maybe Mr. Anderson didn't hear me right. I asked, nay demanded that I be given SD's position on the WCWWE title match vote but he's made me compete for it. That's not fair. Jeff Hardy didn't compete for his shot.
Obviously Arn you don't respond well to threats and yes I did threaten you and the smackdown roster two weeks ago. But you must realise that NO ONE! is more deserving than me! The Smackdown roster is full of nobodies and losers. I am The Diamond In The Rough and I deserved that spot.
But Instead of getting it I have to compete for it. Even though i'm upset you didn't comply to my demands Mr. Anderson I don't mind. After all I'm facing The Miz. I will not only beat the Miz I will destroy him. I told you I'd destroy your whole roster Arn and now you're pretty much giving me one of your roster members? That's not a smart move Arn. Not at all.
So tonight I will beat Miz and go onto Fan Control where I will be voted in by you inbred hicks and I will win the WCWWE Championsh-
Orton is drowned out by the boos from the fans. Orton laughs a little.
Y'know what I don't ha-
Orton is once again drowned out by boos
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU!
And his opponent
The Miz!
Smackdown representative match
10 minutes
First to 4[/center]
*Miz hits the reality check on Orton, but doesn’t go for the pin… He picks orton up and goes for the skull crushing finale… but orton breaks free and hits the RKO! He quickly makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!
Orton did it!! Much to Arn Anderson’s dismay… he’s going to Fan control as the Smackdown representative for the WCWWE Undisputed Championship!!!
Oh… the match is over?
…Vintage Trent folks! This is Michael Cole… see you next week right here on Tuesday Night Smackdown! Thanks for joining us!
R-Truth def. William Regal
Colt Cabana def. John Morrison
Beth Phoenix w/ CM Punk def. Mickie James w/John Cena via Forfeit
Yoshi Tatsu/Triple H/Colons def. Mr. Kennedy/Mark Henry/Remnants
Randy Orton def the Miz
Welcome to Tuesday Night Raw!
MC: Well, Johnny Curtis didn’t work out last week. We wish him well in all of his future endeavors. This week, we have another young talent that is going to try his hand at calling the matches.
Trent Beretta makes his way down the ramp and heads over to the announce booth. Cole shakes his hand, he grabs a headset and sits down.
Trent has had a good career over in FCW…. Even winning the tag team championship at one point… but he felt that his career wasn’t leading him where he wanted to go with it, and decided to give a shot at announcing. Trent, you must be really excited about the fact that WWE gave you this opportunity.
Yup.
…Is there anything you like to add?
mmmnope.
…
MVP walks down to the ring with Mr. Braddock alongside him. They enter the ring and MVP asks for a mic
And look at that
The Greatest Athlete in Smackdown history just easily beat both the US Champion and his No.1 Contender
Yet R-Truth gets a Title Shot and I get.............What exactly?
Mocked by the MTV Rejects after a lucky shot from behind thanks to a useless Tag Partner?
Make a Fuss
Enjoy that win because that right there?
That was the best and brightest moment of your career
Nowhere to go from there but down
Anyway on to bigger news
The Man I pinned to win that Tag Match?
R-Truth
The Man who constantly is after a one on one match with me
Well Truth we teamed together remember that?
Do you know why I shared a side with you at one point?
Because your good
Your easily the 2nd Best Wrestler in the WCWWE
That being said you should easily bulldoze over Yoshi Tatsu
Hell Yell Godzilla while your at it maybe he'll swim home out of fear
But that being said I proved something out there
I beat you while singlehandedly carrying that waste Regal
That might as well have been 2 on 1
That means that not only can I beat you
I can beat you when you have numbers on your side so why even waste time with a one on one match?
I've got others to beat and times a wasting
That being said I've got a new target in my sights
A New Arrival on Smackdown has caught my eye
Which is pretty big cause when the best take notice that early you know your doing something right
Matt Striker made his return to the ring last week after dismantling Jimmy Wang Yang
Now you got three things going for ya there Matt
Number One
You hurt Jimmy Wang Yang a former Resistance Member
Number Two
You beat him without breaking a sweat
Number Three
You looked damn good doing it
These things make me wanna see something
The Cults Numbers are a little Weak Recently
We're looking for some smart men and women who are ready to embrace the Light and Claim whats rightfully theirs
That's why your getting a test tonight
You face Mr.Braddock one on one
I'll be at Ringside to watch
Depending on how you look in this one
We'll talk afterwards about your Future around here
And Braddock’s Opponent…
Matt Striker!
Matt Striker vs. Mr. Braddock w/MVP
10 minutes
First to 3
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First to 3
MC: Braddock goes for a running boot… But Striker ducks it and hits the Golden Rule!
1..
2..
3!!
WOW! Big win for the wrestler turned commentator turned wrestler again... MVP must be impressed with what he saw here tonight!
Yea, he must be.
…We’ll be right back after this short break.
*CM Punk walks into the backstage interview area, where Beth Phoenix is waiting for him*
Oh good, you came.
Well, it's not like I had a match tonight or anything. What'd you need me for?
I'm putting together a message for Mickie before our big match tonight, and I needed some help.
Sounds good; I've got a few things I have to say to her as well..
*Beth takes out a paper fan, and sticks it in Punk's hand*
Actually, you're not going to say anything. You're just here for support.
Uh... okay. But what's this for? *Punk points to the fan in his hand*
Just a little thing I came up with to symbolize the Fan Control PPV, which is where I'll be going after winning this match tonight. Pretty clever, huh?
I guess so. But what do I do with it?
I don't know; whatever you want, I guess. Anyway, let's go!
*Beth signals to the cameraman*
...Mickie, I don't know what's gotten into you these last few months, but what I do know, is that you got lucky last week. But this week, now that our match is for a spot at Fan Control...
*Punk points the fan towards the camera*
...there's not going to be any lucky rollups, any lapses in concentration... just me taking you apart in the middle of the ring.
Because really, why should you be considered for a title shot anyway? As I remember it, you had one two months ago and decided to throw it away because you only wanted to assault our champion.
*Punk makes a shocked and horrified face, then pretends to faint while fanning himself*
You don't deserve another title shot. But I... I....
*Beth begins stewing*
Months ago, I lost my Women's Title... to a man! My title was stolen from me... by someone who never should've gotten a title match! But now that what's-his-name is finally out of the picture, I'm going to Fan Control, and I'm going to take back what is rightfully mine!
*Punk starts to fan Beth, who turns and glares at him*
What are you doing?
It looks like you need to cool off a bit.
...Yeah, I always get worked up thinking about the Women's Title.
Well, just focus on Mickie for tonight.
Alright.
*Beth turns back toward the camera*
Mickie, maybe you should just run along and play dollies with your boyfriend tonight instead. Because you are not going to win this match.
*cameraman turns the camera off*
So, what did you think?
It... could have gone better.
You think we should do another take?
I think one was enough. You should be getting ready for your match, anyway.
I suppose. Well, I'll see you out there!
*Beth leaves*
Yeah.
*Punk looks at the fan in his hand, throws it over his shoulder and leaves*
First to the ring…
R-Truth!
and his opponent
Oh good, you came.
Well, it's not like I had a match tonight or anything. What'd you need me for?
I'm putting together a message for Mickie before our big match tonight, and I needed some help.
Sounds good; I've got a few things I have to say to her as well..
*Beth takes out a paper fan, and sticks it in Punk's hand*
Actually, you're not going to say anything. You're just here for support.
Uh... okay. But what's this for? *Punk points to the fan in his hand*
Just a little thing I came up with to symbolize the Fan Control PPV, which is where I'll be going after winning this match tonight. Pretty clever, huh?
I guess so. But what do I do with it?
I don't know; whatever you want, I guess. Anyway, let's go!
*Beth signals to the cameraman*
...Mickie, I don't know what's gotten into you these last few months, but what I do know, is that you got lucky last week. But this week, now that our match is for a spot at Fan Control...
*Punk points the fan towards the camera*
...there's not going to be any lucky rollups, any lapses in concentration... just me taking you apart in the middle of the ring.
Because really, why should you be considered for a title shot anyway? As I remember it, you had one two months ago and decided to throw it away because you only wanted to assault our champion.
*Punk makes a shocked and horrified face, then pretends to faint while fanning himself*
You don't deserve another title shot. But I... I....
*Beth begins stewing*
Months ago, I lost my Women's Title... to a man! My title was stolen from me... by someone who never should've gotten a title match! But now that what's-his-name is finally out of the picture, I'm going to Fan Control, and I'm going to take back what is rightfully mine!
*Punk starts to fan Beth, who turns and glares at him*
What are you doing?
It looks like you need to cool off a bit.
...Yeah, I always get worked up thinking about the Women's Title.
Well, just focus on Mickie for tonight.
Alright.
*Beth turns back toward the camera*
Mickie, maybe you should just run along and play dollies with your boyfriend tonight instead. Because you are not going to win this match.
*cameraman turns the camera off*
So, what did you think?
It... could have gone better.
You think we should do another take?
I think one was enough. You should be getting ready for your match, anyway.
I suppose. Well, I'll see you out there!
*Beth leaves*
Yeah.
*Punk looks at the fan in his hand, throws it over his shoulder and leaves*
First to the ring…
R-Truth!
and his opponent
R-Truth vs William Regal
10 minutes
First to 3
10 minutes
First to 3
William Regal!
William Regal locks in the regal stretch… He holds it for seemingly forever… But R-Truth holds on and grabs the bottom rope forcing the hold to be broken. Frustrated, Regal reaches into his trunks and grabs his brass knucks(which the referee doesn’t see) and readies the punch… he swings… but R-Truth ducks it!! He kick Regal to the midsection… AX KICK!!
1..
2..
3!!
R-Truth did it! He’s been on a roll as of late in his quest to win the US title from Yoshi Tatsu at the Fan Control PPV. It should be an exciting matchup to say the least.
MVP was very impressed with striker.
… What?
Striker… he beat Braddock…
… ok, that was a while ago now.
Yea, but MVP doesn’t like R-Truth, so he’s probably not impressed now.
…
*Miz and Morrison are shown in the back*
So it's come to this. FINALLY, I have been granted a shot at greatness, FINALLY I have been given the opportunity to seize what should have been mine a long time ago, FINALLY...
If you'll allows me a second, Mizworth, I was just wondering...
Don't worry. When I win the championship, you can get the first shot.
Of course. But I wanted to know...
Relax. I got it. Now where was I? Oh yes, tonight. Randy Orton, you may hear voices in your head. But the only voices I'll hear is the adoration of the men who want to be me and the women who want to be with me. And the men who want to be with me too. The Miz is flattered but he doesn't go that way. Not that there's anything wroing with that. But...
Miz!
Ah yes, I was getting to that. You see while take my first steps to glory, John here will avenge the fluke loss Colt Cabana and his little brokeback buddy handed to us the last month. And all will, once again, be right with the world.
It is indeed time for us to break on through...to the other side.
Tonight, Randy Orton. Then Chavo Guerrero. There will be a new champion. It is inevitable. Because I'm THE MIZ! And I'm AWESOME!
First to the ring
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
John Morrison!
Colt Cabana vs. John Morrison
10 minutes
First to 3
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First to 3
Morrison body slams Cabana and goes over to the ropes to attempt a corkscrew moonsault… but colt gets up quickly and catches Morrison on the top rope…What’s colt doing!?!? OH MY GOD!! Colt Cabana just hit the Colt 45 from the top rope!!! Morrison has been broken in half!
…That had to hurt
Cabana crawls over and drapes an arm over Morrison…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is you winner Colt Cabana
It is now time for the women’s matchup to see who will be smackdown’s representative in for Women’s Championship at the Fan Control Pay Per View.
First to the ring…
Beth Phoenix!
And her opponent…
But no one comes out…
They play her music again… and nothing…
I don’t know what to make of this Trent
She’s not coming out Cole.
…right… but I don’t know why
Why you asking me then? You act as if I stalk her or something…
*Cole looks at Trent and raises an eyebrow* ….right….I never asked you anything, but you do seem to know a lot more than the rest of us.
Mickie James appears on the TitanTron.
Beth Phoenix, we're supposed to meet tonight for the contenders spot at Fan Control. But I already kicked your ass last week. So I see no reason to do it again. And besides, I don't need the fans to control when I get my title match.
Holds up Cash in the Vault purse.
I can have my match any time I choose. I can take advantage of a bad situation for the Champion and 1, 2, 3, new Champion. And I don't have to wait for the fans to give me permission!
So Beth, as far as I'm concerned, you win. Good luck in the polls.
Mickie holds up Angel.
"Beth, we didn't want you to feel left out though, so we got you a present!"
In the ring, Cena comes up behind Beth and delivers the Attitude Adjustment. He then locks in the STF until Punk runs down and chases him off, officials come down and Cena is escorted backstage as they check on Beth.
Winner of the match via forfeit… Beth Phoenix!
Why would Mickie do that? Has she gone psycho?
Mickie obviously has an ingenious plan to win the Women’s Championship.
But, why would she give up an extra opportunity to win the title. It just doesn’t make any sense! How is NOT getting a title shot going to help her win it?
YOU ARE NOT… TO QUESTION… THE GREATNESS… THAT IS MICKIE JAMES!
…We’ll be right back.
*Break*
First to the ring
The team of Yoshi Tatsu, Primo and Carlito Colon, and Triple H!
And their Opponents
Represented by Mr. Kennedy, Kane, Ezekial, and Mark Henry… the Cult!
Yoshi Tatsu/Triple H/Colons vs. Mr. Kennedy/Mark Henry/Remnants
10 minutes
First to 3
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First to 3
After the match…
They are still brawling! Remnants and Colons are fighting their way to the back… Triple H has a sledgehammer and just clocked Henry in the skull! Kennedy rushes over and hits Triple H in the back with a chair and he’s down on the mat! Kennedy is relentless! He’s pummeling Triple H with a chair! Dear God, someone stop him! Kennedy must be real proud of himself… What’s this! Tatsu has slipped back in the ring and is standing behind Kennedy… Kennedy turns around… Kick to the gut! Kennedy is down to one knee… BUZZSAW KICK! Yoshi is that last man standing…There’s bodies and blood everywhere! This long standing feud with the cult will not rest until it is settled, and hopefully soon. Only then will there be any semblance of order back here on Smackdown!
…wow
…right on top of the action… aren’t you Trent? What’s that? Commercial break?!? Now? We’ll be right back as we try to gain control of the situation.
Orton enters the ring and grabs a mic.
Maybe Mr. Anderson didn't hear me right. I asked, nay demanded that I be given SD's position on the WCWWE title match vote but he's made me compete for it. That's not fair. Jeff Hardy didn't compete for his shot.
Obviously Arn you don't respond well to threats and yes I did threaten you and the smackdown roster two weeks ago. But you must realise that NO ONE! is more deserving than me! The Smackdown roster is full of nobodies and losers. I am The Diamond In The Rough and I deserved that spot.
But Instead of getting it I have to compete for it. Even though i'm upset you didn't comply to my demands Mr. Anderson I don't mind. After all I'm facing The Miz. I will not only beat the Miz I will destroy him. I told you I'd destroy your whole roster Arn and now you're pretty much giving me one of your roster members? That's not a smart move Arn. Not at all.
So tonight I will beat Miz and go onto Fan Control where I will be voted in by you inbred hicks and I will win the WCWWE Championsh-
Orton is drowned out by the boos from the fans. Orton laughs a little.
Y'know what I don't ha-
Orton is once again drowned out by boos
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU!
And his opponent
The Miz!
Main Event
The Miz vs Randy Orton
The Miz vs Randy Orton
Smackdown representative match
10 minutes
First to 4[/center]
*Miz hits the reality check on Orton, but doesn’t go for the pin… He picks orton up and goes for the skull crushing finale… but orton breaks free and hits the RKO! He quickly makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!
Orton did it!! Much to Arn Anderson’s dismay… he’s going to Fan control as the Smackdown representative for the WCWWE Undisputed Championship!!!
Oh… the match is over?
…Vintage Trent folks! This is Michael Cole… see you next week right here on Tuesday Night Smackdown! Thanks for joining us!