Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Sept 9, 2009 9:05:13 GMT -5
Matt Striker def. Jimmy Wang Yang
Colt Cabana def. Triple H
Miz/Morrison def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Colons/Brie Bella def Remnants/Jezebel
Mickie James w/John Cena def Beth Phoenix w/CM Punk
Randy Orton def. CM Punk w/ Beth Phoenix
William Regal/MVP def. R-Truth/Yoshi Tatsu
MC: Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown… I am your new lead announcer Michael Cole. As many of you might have witnessed…last week Matt Striker was relieved of his duties here as a Smackdown commentator, and will be returning to action this week. Who will his replacement be, we’re about to find out!
*Johnny Curtis makes his way down to ringside, slapping hands with some fans on the way.*
General Manager Arn Anderson has decided to bring up some young talent and give them an opportunity to try their hand at calling some matches. *just then Curtis arrives at the announce table, Cole stands up shakes his hand and hands him a headset* Welcome to the announce team Johnny!
Thanks Cole. Looks around at all the cheering fans. It sure is good to be here on WCWWE RAW.
Smackdown…
SMACKDOWN! Sorry… Just a little nervous.
…Right, now for our first match of the evening.
An Unknown theme plays,until the fans see the now former announcer of Smackdown! Matt Striker make his way to the ring with his wrestling gear,waving the arms on a warm up,holding a microphone,until he gets on the ring
Cole:Well there is Matt Striker,that recently left the table,to go back to the ring,why we will probaly discover right now
" Caham,cahm ,now now,attention!I Bet that most of you must be surprised that I am here, once again on the ring, aren’t you? Well, i have a good reason for that. For a long time now, I’ve seen every kind of wrestler, I’ve seen Clowns that somehow know how to fight, Asian Cowboys teaming up with a joke of a wrestlers that uses a flying butt as his signature move, a Japanese wrestler that fights a chinese martial art attire, and barely uses it. I’ve seen psycho pyro maniacs. And the list goes on! Anyway,after seeing these people....they know nothing! They don’t have the...intellect that a true winner has!
I once educated young minds at a school grade level, that i left for wrestling, but now im going back to teaching...to teach these wrestler, and you fans, what a good wrestler is, you surely will not find it being an Asian COWBOY! Go learn some culture, Jimmy Wang Yang! Even Kung Fu Naki knows more about it than you, okay, he is a Japanese fighting as if he was Chinese, but at least he know what Asia is about!
Well, now being back to the original point, I’m the Hardcore Teacher, don’t try answer back to me, because you will receive SEVERE and PAINFUL punishment! Im the Teacher! Those who think that they know more than me will end on the worse. Smackdown is my own school,and the entire roster and Smackdown fans are my students, its better no one forgets it, because im VERY strict. Now silence!! because it’s time for the first class, and I want everyone to pay close attention!"
Striker gives the microphone to the referee as he waits
And his opponent
Jimmy Wang Yang!
Jimmy Wang Yang goes for a tornado DDT but Striker holds onto the ropes and blocks it. He picks Yang up and nails the Golden Rule! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!
Kaye looked really good in that match up, didn’t he Cole?
Who?
Matt Kaye…
You mean Striker?
Yea! Yea, that’s what I meant, I keep forgetting that they changed their names here…
…
Here is your winner… Matt Striker!
First to the Ring
Triple H!
And his Opponent
Colt Cabana!
Colt dodges the running knee by triple H and hits the Colt 45… cover…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
Colt is beside himself… He quickly gets up and hits the 720 DDT… cover…
1..
2…
3!!
Scotty Goldman has just upset the 11 Time Champion… Triple H!!
He goes by Colt Cabana…
So he DIDN’T change his name?
Well, he did, then went back to it cause the new name was awful. But that was like… a year ago.
Well… that’s just dumb.
…that's not the only thing that is.
First to the ring… John Morrison and The Miz!!
And their Opponents…
Kung Fu Naki and Charlie Haas… the Kung Fu Thrillas!
Miz is going for the reality move!
Reality Check…
And Morrison sets up for the moon roof drive!
Moonlight drive…
He makes the cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… John Morrison and The Miz!
Todd Grisham: I am standing here with the new WCWWE the Colons Carlito and Primo. Guys tonight you are facing the remnants the guys that you beat last week to become the Champions. Your thoughts?
Carlito: Last week we finally did it, we became the WCWWE Tag Team Champions. This was a dream come true for us. Since we were little we wanted to win these things TOGETHER. And now? Our dream came true. But what can we do now? Our dream came true, what should we do now, retire?
Primo: Maybe brother, I don´t know
.......
Together: noooooooooo
Carlito: I got it. Our new dream
"drummroll "
To be the greatest Tag Team Champions this damn company ever had!
We are going to beat them all: Big, small, heavy, light, hairy, bald, male, female, colossal giant monster with two heads, bull with three hands 6 legs and an "I love Remnants" tatoo.
By god we are going to beat them ALL!
And by god who are the first victims to fall against the NEW WCWWE tag team champions.
"drummroll" again
Todd: Where is this drummroll coming from anyway?
" Camera changes direction to brie bella behind a curtain who makes the drummroll sound"
Primo: THE REMNANTS!
Carlito: Oh my god. The Remnants, that is going to be tough. I do not know how we are going to beat them.
Primo: I know a way, close your eyes Carlito
"Primo plays a dvd of last weeks Smackdown in which we see Colons win the tag team titles"
Carlito: Oh my god, we are just going to do it the same way we did last week? THATS GENIUS MY BROTHER!
Well Remnants, your Number #1 on our List and after tonight, we can check your names.
Todd: Seriously, when did brie learn to play the drums?
First to the Ring…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKLzh7LIY0
Brie Bella, Primo and Carlito, the Colons!
And next to the ring
Jezebel, Kane and Ezekial… the Remnants!
Wow… those two could be related.
Primo and Carlito?
No, of course they are brothers, they have the same last name. I meant Brie Bella and Jezebel. They could almost be sisters.
… They’re identical twins
That’s just dumb, they don’t even have the same last name… I mean, one doesn’t even HAVE a last name.
…I’m beginning to miss how things use to be[/size]
Kane hits a sidewalk slam on Primo and motions to Jezebel… She goes to the floor and reaches under the ring, she pulls out a table and sets it up on the outside. Kane picks Primo up and grabs him by the throat, and signals for a chokeslam. As he lifts primo, primo slips out and rolls towards his corner and makes the tag to a fresh Carlito. Carlito rushes in and clotheslines Kane… but he was not phased. He tries again and again no affect. Kane takes a swing and nails Carlito right in the jaw. Kane irish whips Calito, but at the last second, carlito reverses it and send kane into the ropes. Not seeing the reversal, Jezebel reaches in and trips up who she thinks is Carlito. Kane falls to the mat head first. Ezekial steps in the ring and starts beating down on Carlito.
Jezebel turns and finally notices what all has happened and she looks very distraught. She gets up on the ring apron and begins to apologize to Kane for what she did. Kane stands up, checks his nose for blood, turns and looks at Jezebel, with a lot of anger in his eyes. He quickly reaches out and grabs her arm.
He makes her tag his hand, causing her to be the legal wrestler. Kane then pulls her into the ring as Ezekial has now made his way back to their corner. They looks at each other, smile, then both push Jezebel into the waiting arms of Primo and Carlito. Kane and Ezekial then leave the ring and watch from the outside.
Carlito and Primo hold Jezebel in place and tag Brie into the ring. Brie enters and looks Jezebel right in the face. The history between these two over the last year has been well documented. Jezebel has made Brie’s life a living hell. But as quickly as you saw the angry expression on Brie’s face, her face melts into sadness. She tells Primo and Carlito to let her go, which they do.
Jezebel slides out of the ring, looking confused. Then a small smile came across her face like she just got away with something. She turns to leave, only to run right into Kane and Ezekial, who had been waiting on the outside. They both grab her by the throat then double choke slam her right through the table she had set up earlier in the match. Brie stands there in shock as Carlito and Primo chase the Remnants away.
The referee’s count is already at 6 at this point.
7..
8..
9..
10!
Here are your winners via coutout… Brie Bella, Carlito and Primo!
Mickie’s new color!
Beth Phoenix, tonight we meet one on one for the first time in quite a while. You may have gotten the upper hand on me in the past, but not tonight. I'm focused, and I'm ready. You won't beat me again. Isn't that right?
"Beth Phoenix, I remember you too. I remember when you and Mickie used to be friends. I remember how you'd come over after school. And I remember... how you tried to hurt me."
Beth, I don't know why you had to be so mean to Angel. But tonight, you're gonna find out that, just like you, payback is a bitch!
Mickie laughs uncontrollably as we fade out.
First to the ring
Accompanied by John Cena… Mickie James!
Man, I love John Cena!
And Her opponent
Accompanied to the ring by CM Punk… Beth Phoenix!
During the match, the tide of the match goes back and forth in each of the women’s favor. The whole match, Johnny Curtis attempts to get Cena’s attention. Finally, Cena turns and looks his direction, Johnny Stands up and gives Cena the “you can’t see me” motion. Cena walks over, and misreading the act as a form of mockery, picks Curtis up and hits the attitude adjustment on the outside.
Distracted by the commotion on the outside, Beth Phoenix is rolled up by Mickie James
1..
2..
3!!
The distraction cost Beth the match!
I didn’t mean any disrespect Mr. Cena… I’m just a really big fan…
Cena looks over to Cole… Not what he told me earlier…
Curtis gets wide eyed and turns back to Cena. Only to be met with a fist right to the jaw, knocking him out cold. Cena and Mickie head to the back as EMTs tend to Curtis as we go to break.
Randy Orton is backstage.
Last week I did what I promised and defeated Her Majesty's champion Yoshi Tatsu.
Tonight I'm gonna beat the guy he beat to win that title. Punk you've been having trouble with Mickie James and John Cena recently but tonight you're in the ring with me. So you need to forget about them because they are no threat compared to me. I requested this match so I could have fun destroying another Smackdown roster member I didn't have to be here tonight but I just couldn't resist.
Arn Anderson if you're still on the fence about who deserves to be Smackdown's Fan Control candidate you need to watch tonight. After I decimate Punk I'll have demolished pretty much everyone you have to dish out. Now give me Chavo.
These fans know I'm the most deserving and they will vote for me. All you have to do is make me Smackdown's contender.
First to the ring
Randy Orton!
And his Opponent
Accompanied to the ring by Beth Phoenix… CM Punk!
Orton sets up for the punt, he runs at Punk, but punk dodges the kick and picks Orton up on his shoulders and goes for the Go to sleep. He lifts Orton to execute the move, but orton is able to maneuver mid air and hit the RKO out of nowhere! Cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!
I don't have much to say tonight. So I'll keep my words short and sweet. Yoshi, I'm so glad that tonight we have the opportunity to team up. I know that in just a few weeks we will be opponents, but tonight I will prove to you that you and I can function well as a unit, and that together we can be the key that finally locks the door on the Cult of the Light.
Yoshi, I'll see you out there!
First to the Ring
R-Truth!
And his partner
Yoshi Tatsu!
And their opponents…
First to the ring, William Regal!
And his partner… Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!
MVP hits the Playmaker on R-Truth as William Regal lands the power of the punch on Yoshi.
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... William Regal and MVP!!
Colt Cabana def. Triple H
Miz/Morrison def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Colons/Brie Bella def Remnants/Jezebel
Mickie James w/John Cena def Beth Phoenix w/CM Punk
Randy Orton def. CM Punk w/ Beth Phoenix
William Regal/MVP def. R-Truth/Yoshi Tatsu
MC: Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown… I am your new lead announcer Michael Cole. As many of you might have witnessed…last week Matt Striker was relieved of his duties here as a Smackdown commentator, and will be returning to action this week. Who will his replacement be, we’re about to find out!
*Johnny Curtis makes his way down to ringside, slapping hands with some fans on the way.*
General Manager Arn Anderson has decided to bring up some young talent and give them an opportunity to try their hand at calling some matches. *just then Curtis arrives at the announce table, Cole stands up shakes his hand and hands him a headset* Welcome to the announce team Johnny!
Thanks Cole. Looks around at all the cheering fans. It sure is good to be here on WCWWE RAW.
Smackdown…
SMACKDOWN! Sorry… Just a little nervous.
…Right, now for our first match of the evening.
An Unknown theme plays,until the fans see the now former announcer of Smackdown! Matt Striker make his way to the ring with his wrestling gear,waving the arms on a warm up,holding a microphone,until he gets on the ring
Cole:Well there is Matt Striker,that recently left the table,to go back to the ring,why we will probaly discover right now
" Caham,cahm ,now now,attention!I Bet that most of you must be surprised that I am here, once again on the ring, aren’t you? Well, i have a good reason for that. For a long time now, I’ve seen every kind of wrestler, I’ve seen Clowns that somehow know how to fight, Asian Cowboys teaming up with a joke of a wrestlers that uses a flying butt as his signature move, a Japanese wrestler that fights a chinese martial art attire, and barely uses it. I’ve seen psycho pyro maniacs. And the list goes on! Anyway,after seeing these people....they know nothing! They don’t have the...intellect that a true winner has!
I once educated young minds at a school grade level, that i left for wrestling, but now im going back to teaching...to teach these wrestler, and you fans, what a good wrestler is, you surely will not find it being an Asian COWBOY! Go learn some culture, Jimmy Wang Yang! Even Kung Fu Naki knows more about it than you, okay, he is a Japanese fighting as if he was Chinese, but at least he know what Asia is about!
Well, now being back to the original point, I’m the Hardcore Teacher, don’t try answer back to me, because you will receive SEVERE and PAINFUL punishment! Im the Teacher! Those who think that they know more than me will end on the worse. Smackdown is my own school,and the entire roster and Smackdown fans are my students, its better no one forgets it, because im VERY strict. Now silence!! because it’s time for the first class, and I want everyone to pay close attention!"
Striker gives the microphone to the referee as he waits
And his opponent
Jimmy Wang Yang!
Matt Striker vs Jimmy Wang Yang
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
Jimmy Wang Yang goes for a tornado DDT but Striker holds onto the ropes and blocks it. He picks Yang up and nails the Golden Rule! He makes the cover!
1..
2..
3!!
Kaye looked really good in that match up, didn’t he Cole?
Who?
Matt Kaye…
You mean Striker?
Yea! Yea, that’s what I meant, I keep forgetting that they changed their names here…
…
Here is your winner… Matt Striker!
First to the Ring
Triple H!
And his Opponent
Colt Cabana!
Triple H vs. Colt Cabana
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
Colt dodges the running knee by triple H and hits the Colt 45… cover…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
Colt is beside himself… He quickly gets up and hits the 720 DDT… cover…
1..
2…
3!!
Scotty Goldman has just upset the 11 Time Champion… Triple H!!
He goes by Colt Cabana…
So he DIDN’T change his name?
Well, he did, then went back to it cause the new name was awful. But that was like… a year ago.
Well… that’s just dumb.
…that's not the only thing that is.
First to the ring… John Morrison and The Miz!!
And their Opponents…
Kung Fu Naki and Charlie Haas… the Kung Fu Thrillas!
Miz/Morrison vs. Kung Fu Thrillas
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
Miz is going for the reality move!
Reality Check…
And Morrison sets up for the moon roof drive!
Moonlight drive…
He makes the cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… John Morrison and The Miz!
Todd Grisham: I am standing here with the new WCWWE the Colons Carlito and Primo. Guys tonight you are facing the remnants the guys that you beat last week to become the Champions. Your thoughts?
Carlito: Last week we finally did it, we became the WCWWE Tag Team Champions. This was a dream come true for us. Since we were little we wanted to win these things TOGETHER. And now? Our dream came true. But what can we do now? Our dream came true, what should we do now, retire?
Primo: Maybe brother, I don´t know
.......
Together: noooooooooo
Carlito: I got it. Our new dream
"drummroll "
To be the greatest Tag Team Champions this damn company ever had!
We are going to beat them all: Big, small, heavy, light, hairy, bald, male, female, colossal giant monster with two heads, bull with three hands 6 legs and an "I love Remnants" tatoo.
By god we are going to beat them ALL!
And by god who are the first victims to fall against the NEW WCWWE tag team champions.
"drummroll" again
Todd: Where is this drummroll coming from anyway?
" Camera changes direction to brie bella behind a curtain who makes the drummroll sound"
Primo: THE REMNANTS!
Carlito: Oh my god. The Remnants, that is going to be tough. I do not know how we are going to beat them.
Primo: I know a way, close your eyes Carlito
"Primo plays a dvd of last weeks Smackdown in which we see Colons win the tag team titles"
Carlito: Oh my god, we are just going to do it the same way we did last week? THATS GENIUS MY BROTHER!
Well Remnants, your Number #1 on our List and after tonight, we can check your names.
Todd: Seriously, when did brie learn to play the drums?
First to the Ring…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKLzh7LIY0
Brie Bella, Primo and Carlito, the Colons!
And next to the ring
Jezebel, Kane and Ezekial… the Remnants!
Wow… those two could be related.
Primo and Carlito?
No, of course they are brothers, they have the same last name. I meant Brie Bella and Jezebel. They could almost be sisters.
… They’re identical twins
That’s just dumb, they don’t even have the same last name… I mean, one doesn’t even HAVE a last name.
…I’m beginning to miss how things use to be[/size]
Remnants/Jezebel vs Colons/Brie Bella
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
Kane hits a sidewalk slam on Primo and motions to Jezebel… She goes to the floor and reaches under the ring, she pulls out a table and sets it up on the outside. Kane picks Primo up and grabs him by the throat, and signals for a chokeslam. As he lifts primo, primo slips out and rolls towards his corner and makes the tag to a fresh Carlito. Carlito rushes in and clotheslines Kane… but he was not phased. He tries again and again no affect. Kane takes a swing and nails Carlito right in the jaw. Kane irish whips Calito, but at the last second, carlito reverses it and send kane into the ropes. Not seeing the reversal, Jezebel reaches in and trips up who she thinks is Carlito. Kane falls to the mat head first. Ezekial steps in the ring and starts beating down on Carlito.
Jezebel turns and finally notices what all has happened and she looks very distraught. She gets up on the ring apron and begins to apologize to Kane for what she did. Kane stands up, checks his nose for blood, turns and looks at Jezebel, with a lot of anger in his eyes. He quickly reaches out and grabs her arm.
He makes her tag his hand, causing her to be the legal wrestler. Kane then pulls her into the ring as Ezekial has now made his way back to their corner. They looks at each other, smile, then both push Jezebel into the waiting arms of Primo and Carlito. Kane and Ezekial then leave the ring and watch from the outside.
Carlito and Primo hold Jezebel in place and tag Brie into the ring. Brie enters and looks Jezebel right in the face. The history between these two over the last year has been well documented. Jezebel has made Brie’s life a living hell. But as quickly as you saw the angry expression on Brie’s face, her face melts into sadness. She tells Primo and Carlito to let her go, which they do.
Jezebel slides out of the ring, looking confused. Then a small smile came across her face like she just got away with something. She turns to leave, only to run right into Kane and Ezekial, who had been waiting on the outside. They both grab her by the throat then double choke slam her right through the table she had set up earlier in the match. Brie stands there in shock as Carlito and Primo chase the Remnants away.
The referee’s count is already at 6 at this point.
7..
8..
9..
10!
Here are your winners via coutout… Brie Bella, Carlito and Primo!
Mickie’s new color!
Beth Phoenix, tonight we meet one on one for the first time in quite a while. You may have gotten the upper hand on me in the past, but not tonight. I'm focused, and I'm ready. You won't beat me again. Isn't that right?
"Beth Phoenix, I remember you too. I remember when you and Mickie used to be friends. I remember how you'd come over after school. And I remember... how you tried to hurt me."
Beth, I don't know why you had to be so mean to Angel. But tonight, you're gonna find out that, just like you, payback is a bitch!
Mickie laughs uncontrollably as we fade out.
First to the ring
Accompanied by John Cena… Mickie James!
Man, I love John Cena!
And Her opponent
Accompanied to the ring by CM Punk… Beth Phoenix!
Mickie James w/John Cena vs Beth Phoenix w/CM Punk
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
During the match, the tide of the match goes back and forth in each of the women’s favor. The whole match, Johnny Curtis attempts to get Cena’s attention. Finally, Cena turns and looks his direction, Johnny Stands up and gives Cena the “you can’t see me” motion. Cena walks over, and misreading the act as a form of mockery, picks Curtis up and hits the attitude adjustment on the outside.
Distracted by the commotion on the outside, Beth Phoenix is rolled up by Mickie James
1..
2..
3!!
The distraction cost Beth the match!
I didn’t mean any disrespect Mr. Cena… I’m just a really big fan…
Cena looks over to Cole… Not what he told me earlier…
Curtis gets wide eyed and turns back to Cena. Only to be met with a fist right to the jaw, knocking him out cold. Cena and Mickie head to the back as EMTs tend to Curtis as we go to break.
Randy Orton is backstage.
Last week I did what I promised and defeated Her Majesty's champion Yoshi Tatsu.
Tonight I'm gonna beat the guy he beat to win that title. Punk you've been having trouble with Mickie James and John Cena recently but tonight you're in the ring with me. So you need to forget about them because they are no threat compared to me. I requested this match so I could have fun destroying another Smackdown roster member I didn't have to be here tonight but I just couldn't resist.
Arn Anderson if you're still on the fence about who deserves to be Smackdown's Fan Control candidate you need to watch tonight. After I decimate Punk I'll have demolished pretty much everyone you have to dish out. Now give me Chavo.
These fans know I'm the most deserving and they will vote for me. All you have to do is make me Smackdown's contender.
First to the ring
Randy Orton!
And his Opponent
Accompanied to the ring by Beth Phoenix… CM Punk!
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk w/ Beth Phoenix
10 Minutes
First to 3
[/center]10 Minutes
First to 3
Orton sets up for the punt, he runs at Punk, but punk dodges the kick and picks Orton up on his shoulders and goes for the Go to sleep. He lifts Orton to execute the move, but orton is able to maneuver mid air and hit the RKO out of nowhere! Cover!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton!
I don't have much to say tonight. So I'll keep my words short and sweet. Yoshi, I'm so glad that tonight we have the opportunity to team up. I know that in just a few weeks we will be opponents, but tonight I will prove to you that you and I can function well as a unit, and that together we can be the key that finally locks the door on the Cult of the Light.
Yoshi, I'll see you out there!
First to the Ring
R-Truth!
And his partner
Yoshi Tatsu!
And their opponents…
First to the ring, William Regal!
And his partner… Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!
Main Event
R-Truth/Yoshi Tatsu vs William Regal/MVP
10 Minutes
First to 4
[/center]R-Truth/Yoshi Tatsu vs William Regal/MVP
10 Minutes
First to 4
MVP hits the Playmaker on R-Truth as William Regal lands the power of the punch on Yoshi.
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... William Regal and MVP!!