Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Sept 23, 2009 9:51:04 GMT -5
Miz def. Primo and Kane
Matt Striker/MVP def Kung Fu Thrillas
Mickie James/John Cena/William Regal def. Beth Phoenix/CM Punk/Colt Cabana
Carlito def. Ezekial and Morrison
Yoshi Tatsu/R-Truth def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Mark Henry/Randy Orton def. Triple H/Chavo Guerrero
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Hi, I Michal C…
*Miz and Morrison come to the ring with a bag*
Well, looks like Miz and Morrison can’t wait any longer… Lets hear what they have to say.
Shh, shh shh shh.
You know folks, nobody is perfect.
Though we are pretty damn close.
Indeed we are.
I would say we're as close as mere mortals can be but of course, we're better than that.
You see last week, in a complete fluke, I was beaten by Randy Orton. What can I say. He must have used his monotone voice to bore me into submission.
*Miz tilts his head back and pretends to fall asleep*
Uh, Miz?
Oh right. But if last week proved one thing it's that...
*crowd start chanting "You suck"*
Pfft, as if.
Now if last week proved one thing it's that great as we are individually, we are god-like when together.
That is why we NEED to be voted in to face the Colons for the tag titles, our tag titles, at Fan Control.
Let's look at our competition here.
*Miz reaches into his bag and pulls out a huge afro wig, which he puts on, and a large moustache which Morrison puts on*
You want to have champions who look like this?
Ay dios mio!
*Miz reaches into the bag and puts on a bald cap and a huge googly eye*
You want a champion who looks like this?
You don't have an outfit to represent Zeke?
Why he's right here.
*Miz points to the empty space between him am Morrison*
Everyone knows that Zeke is completely anonymous.
*Miz gets rid of his outfit*
You see THAT is our competition. Freaks, geeks and losers.
So for one night people, please. Put your pathetic jealousy aside. Vote for Miz and Morrison.
It's the obvious choice. The right choice. Thank you.
Next to the ring…
Primo!
And the final competitor…
Kane!
Primo dropkicks kane who falls between the ropes to the floor. Primo looks down at Kane and seems pleased, he turns around to go after Miz and he’s blindsided with a reality check!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... The Miz!
(Yesterday, in CM Punk's hotel room)
*Beth Phoenix is pacing back and forth, while Punk watches in the background*
That Mickie thinks she's so smart, skipping out on me so she can show up on ECW and steal the Women's Championship. Wait 'til I get my hands on her at Fan Control....
Don't forget, you still have to win the fan voting to get into that match.
What are you talking about, of course I'll win the fan voting. Why wouldn't they vote for the most dominant diva in WCWWE to get a title shot?
Well, you know how these things work. People don't always vote for the best choice, they vote for what's popular.
You don't think I'm popular?
Maybe you are, maybe you're not. There's definitely have some tough competition out there, so we need to make sure that you're the popular choice for the fans.
How do we do that?
Well, my first idea was to give the fans a little incentive to vote for you. Check this out.
*Punk grabs a stack of fliers and hands them to Beth*
"Vote for Beth, get $5?" You're going to bribe people into voting for me?
Don't think it'll work?
Not a chance. *Beth throws the fliers in the trash*
Alright then, how about this?
*Punk hands Beth another set of fliers*
"Vote Beth for the Women's Title Match! All voters will receive an autographed pair of the Glamazon's pa--"
*Beth lowers the fliers and gives Punk an incredulous stare*
What??
*Beth dumps the stack of fliers into the trash* Any more brilliant ideas?
Yeah, I was afraid the incentive deal wouldn't go over too well, so I did come up with an alternate plan.
Well? Let's hear it.
Basically, you need to appeal to the masses.
I think I'm plenty appealing already.
That's not what I meant. You need to show the fans that you really want their vote, and that you'd do anything in order to get it.
Uh... how do I do that?
Well...
*Punk walks to the other side of the room, and drags a large box over to where Beth is standing*
We're going to shoot a bunch of little video spots, and have them run during all the shows.
Can you do that?
Sure can. And I've got everything we need to make those spots right here.
*Beth looks into the box while Punk sets up the camera. The box is filled with costumes.*
Oh boy...
=========================
*Beth enters the picture wearing a cheerleader outfit with pompoms*
Gimme a B! Gimme an E! Gimme a T! Gimme an H! Who're ya gonna vote for? BETH!
*Punk switches off the camera* CUT! That was great! Now for the next one!
*Beth walks off to change, looking slightly embarrassed*
==========================
*Beth is clad in leather and holding a whip*
Vote for Beth Phoenix at Fan Control, or you'll be... severely punished. *cracks whip*
CUT!
Do you really think this is appropriate for all of the kids that'll be watching?
We can run this one during ECW. All right, next!
===========================
*Beth is wearing an "Uncle Sam" hat and a white goatee*
I want YOU to vote Beth Phoenix at Fan Control this Friday!
CUT!
I don't know if our foreign audience will go for this one....
============================
*Beth comes out wearing a chicken suit*
...Alright, this is just ridiculous.
Yeah, maybe I should've gone with the gorilla suit instead.
*Beth takes the chicken head and throws it at Punk*
I'm done with this. *Beth removes the rest of the suit*
Well, I suppose we've shot enough spots for the day.
The fans had better vote for me now, after all this. *clenches fists*
*Punk puts away the camera equipment* Hey, don't forget that we have a tag team match on SmackDown! You can get your hands on Mickie then.
*Beth begins fuming* I don't care about some silly tag match on Smackdown. Not now... now that she has MY Women's Title. I want that title shot... I will GET that title shot. Then I'm going to take Mickie down.
I'm sure you'll win.
They'd better vote for me. They'd better...
I'm voting for you, at least.
*Beth snaps out of her rage* ...Wait, are we even allowed to vote?
If we're not, then I set up that automated voting program for nothing! *Punk gestures toward a computer in the corner of the room*
*Beth sighs*
First to the ring…
Matt Striker!
And his tag team partner…
MVP!
And their opponents…
…
…
Legion of doom!
What’s this?
Camera zooms in to show Charlie Haas and Kung Fu Naki in classic Legion of doom getup with the spiked shoulder pads and everything. They have all of LODs mannerism’s down pat.
MVP hits the drive by kick on haas, while Striker hits the golden rule on Funaki. He stares up at MVP as he makes the cover..
1…
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… MVP and Matt Striker!
Sure… HE gets a competent partner…*grumbles*
The Queen returns to her kingdom, and she returns triumphant!
Mickie holds up the Women’s Championship belt as the crowd boos.
Everyone thought I was out of my mind when I forfeited my match with Beth Phoenix last week. Why would I give up an extra chance to win the title?
AM I STILL OUT OF MY MIND?!!!
See, I wasn’t going to leave my fate up to the fans, because that’s career suicide. These fans are poison and they won’t stop until they’ve ruined every WCWWE Superstar’s career!
The fans boo again, louder than before.
SHUT UP!!!!!! You fans think you know everything! Well, guess what? I’M SMARTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MISERABLE PIECES OF CRAP!!!!!! And you know why? Because I have this. So, as one of my opponents tonight might say…
I’m. Better. Than. You.
So choke on that.
The boos are deafening as Mickie poses on each of the turnbuckles with the title, before making out with Cena, as the fans are practically screaming “MICKIE SUCKS!!!”
First to the ring…
John Cena, Mickie James and William Regal!
And their opponents
CM Punk, Beth Phoenix and Colt Cabana!
Beth and Mickie brawl to the outside and to the back… CM Punk follow them up the ramp to try and pull them apart… but then begin to trade punches as well. Colt cabana goes for the 720 DDT but Regal blocks it! He falls down on Colt and locks in the Regal stretch. Colt struggles in the hold for what seems like an eternity… and finally has no choice but to tap out.
Here are your winners… Mickie James, John Cena and William Regal!!
"Carlito and Primo are standing backstage"
Carlito: Ladies and Gentleman this is what the world has become. At Fan Control we will either face the Miz and John Morrison
Primo: The "special crowd" if you know what I mean
Carlito: Primo! Don´t make fun of disabled people by calling them the Miz and John Morrison. That’s disgusting!
Or we will face the Remnants...
Primo: Oh my god...I have enough of these guys. In the last 4 months we have beaten these guys in so many matches it is getting freakin ridiculous! We had enough of them! There is nothing to prove anymore.
GODDDDDDDDDDDD I am so angry!
Carlito: Geez Primo, calm the hell down.
Or the third option...
" Todd Grisham comes in with goofy sunglasses"
Todd: I like your Promo and I´m gonna let you finish... but the Remnants are one of the greatest Tag Teams OF ALL TIME!
"Todd walks away"
Carlito: What in the....
...
...
...
..
Anyway!
The third option is a triple threat match.
So what should we vote for Primo?
Primo: ...sorry bro I just can’t continue. After what we just saw, I mean what in the HELL was that?
"Primo walks away shaking his head"
Carlito: Primo wait...well to wrap it up. We do not care who our opponents will be. We will beat them and next week we will still be Tag Team Champions.
The Colons!
btw: can someone please lock up Todd Grisham?
I told him he is too young to watch MTV...
First to the Ring
John Morrison!
Next to the ring…
Carlito!
And the final competitor…
Ezekial!
Carlito dropkicks Morrison out of the ring. Ezekial rushes in to try to take advantage of the situation but carlito sidesteps him and hits a backstabber…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Carlito!!
*R-Truth is being interviewed in the back*
Tonight, me and my main man Yoshi Tatsu take on Kennedy and Braddock from the Cult of the Light. Now, people saw two weeks back when we lost in the main event against William Regal and MVP. The consensus was that we didn't work well as a team. But I don't think that's the case at all! It was our first time teaming together and we were unlucky to lose in the end. Last week, we hit back at the Cult when we, along with Triple H, Primo and Carlito all won against them.
Tonight, Yoshi and I team for our 2nd - televised - match. Tonight we're gonna show that we have the ability to end this Cult crap once and for all, and in 3 days Yoshi and I will put on a clinic.
It could be a regular match. A very conventional match type but a match type in its own right that shouldn't be disregarded. A steel cage match perhaps? A match where more often than not you see competitors busted open, taking long falls and having to reach deep down inside to get the win. Or it could be a ladder match. A match where Yoshi and I could show our athleticism out there, a chance to woo the crowd with high risk moves and of course, you have to incapacitate your opponent long enough to climb the ladder and grab the gold.
Whatever you fans vote for, I'm ready, and Yoshi, no disrespect to you, but I have to prove to the world that I still have it in me to win gold at this level. I've been US Champ before, and Tatsu, I will win that title from you. And that is the truth.
First already in the ring… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
And the opponents…
R-Truth!
And his tag team partner
YOUR United States Champion… Yoshi Tatsu!
Yoshi and R-Truth both hit their finishers at the same time and make covers.
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... Yoshi Tatsu and R-Truth!
The two stare at each other knowing the next time they see each other... it will be for the United States Championship!
Eve is backstage with Randy Orton.
Randy tonight you are teaming with Mark Henry to take on Triple H and the man you may be facing this Friday at Fan Control, Chavo Guerrero. What do you-
Orton grabs the mic from Eve.
That'll be enough Eve.
Eve walks away.
As far as tonight goes Mark Henry and I will win. Tonight I get to do two things. Avenge my loss against Triple H in Hell In A cell and prove to you people why I deserve your vote more than Raw and ECW's candidates by beating the champion. But if you still don't think I deserve the shot then why don't we find out who other members of the WCWWE Universe are voting for.
Orton walks to a door, opens it to reveal the crowd. Orton walks into the crowd and goes to a young teenager with Jeff Hardy armbands and Hardy's new paintbrush t-shirt.
Hey, kid. Who are you voting for at Fan Control?
Kid: JEFF HARDY! WOOOOOO!
Orton walks over to another section of the audience and goes to a fat guy with sideburns.
And who are you voting for?
Am votin' for Edge man!
Orton smiles and shakes his head then walks back into the aisle. He walks to the area next to the announce table. He climbs over the barricade then climbs to the top of the announce table.
I wasn't expecting anyone to say my name. I know you people hate me but quite frankly that doesn't matter. Jeff Hardy is nothing more than a drug-addled psychotic freak. Now I wasn't expecting much from ECW's pick but Jeff Hardy is a disgrace to the WCWWE roster. Your paintbrush and dead mom won't get you any votes you lunatic. And Edge. My former Rated RKO brethern. You used to be good man. What the hell happened to you? You’ve done nothing since October and now you come back and win the contenders match thanks in no small part to the Big Show.
You don't deserve this shot Edge. You call yourself the Ultimate Opportunist well the name fits. You do nothing for nearly a year then swoop in and take a title shot. You've done nothing to earn that shot. I however have fastly become the best superstar on this show, the franchise player, the face of Smackdown.
The people will always vote for the underdog, The guy that never gets his shot. It's your vote you can do whatever you want with it. You can vote for your favorite if you want....But if you want someone who is guaranteed to give you the best match on the show, Who is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seats, who is guaranteed to raise the WCWWE Championship above his head when it's all said and done....then vote for Randy Orton
First to the Ring…
Mark Henry!
And his partner
Randy Orton!
And their Opponents
Triple H!!!
And his partner
WCWWE Champion… Chavo Guerrero!
Mark Henry picks Triple H up and hits him with the world’s strongest slam. Triple H, in a lot of pain, wisely rolls to the outside. Mark Henry turns around to see Chavo flying at him from the top rope… He grabs henry’s head and hits a tornado DDT! Orton slips in behind Chavo and goes for the RKO… but Chavo blocks it! He’s going for the three amigos… uno …. dos… RKO!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Randy Orton and Mark Henry!
WOW… what a finish to a fantastic match! Is this a sign of things to come? Will Randy be given the opportunity to repeat tonight performance at Fan Control!? Only YOU can decide. This is Michael Cole… See you this Friday on Pay Per View…. Good Night!
Matt Striker/MVP def Kung Fu Thrillas
Mickie James/John Cena/William Regal def. Beth Phoenix/CM Punk/Colt Cabana
Carlito def. Ezekial and Morrison
Yoshi Tatsu/R-Truth def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Mark Henry/Randy Orton def. Triple H/Chavo Guerrero
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Hi, I Michal C…
*Miz and Morrison come to the ring with a bag*
Well, looks like Miz and Morrison can’t wait any longer… Lets hear what they have to say.
Shh, shh shh shh.
You know folks, nobody is perfect.
Though we are pretty damn close.
Indeed we are.
I would say we're as close as mere mortals can be but of course, we're better than that.
You see last week, in a complete fluke, I was beaten by Randy Orton. What can I say. He must have used his monotone voice to bore me into submission.
*Miz tilts his head back and pretends to fall asleep*
Uh, Miz?
Oh right. But if last week proved one thing it's that...
*crowd start chanting "You suck"*
Pfft, as if.
Now if last week proved one thing it's that great as we are individually, we are god-like when together.
That is why we NEED to be voted in to face the Colons for the tag titles, our tag titles, at Fan Control.
Let's look at our competition here.
*Miz reaches into his bag and pulls out a huge afro wig, which he puts on, and a large moustache which Morrison puts on*
You want to have champions who look like this?
Ay dios mio!
*Miz reaches into the bag and puts on a bald cap and a huge googly eye*
You want a champion who looks like this?
You don't have an outfit to represent Zeke?
Why he's right here.
*Miz points to the empty space between him am Morrison*
Everyone knows that Zeke is completely anonymous.
*Miz gets rid of his outfit*
You see THAT is our competition. Freaks, geeks and losers.
So for one night people, please. Put your pathetic jealousy aside. Vote for Miz and Morrison.
It's the obvious choice. The right choice. Thank you.
Next to the ring…
Primo!
And the final competitor…
Kane!
Primo vs Kane vs Miz
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
Primo dropkicks kane who falls between the ropes to the floor. Primo looks down at Kane and seems pleased, he turns around to go after Miz and he’s blindsided with a reality check!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... The Miz!
(Yesterday, in CM Punk's hotel room)
*Beth Phoenix is pacing back and forth, while Punk watches in the background*
That Mickie thinks she's so smart, skipping out on me so she can show up on ECW and steal the Women's Championship. Wait 'til I get my hands on her at Fan Control....
Don't forget, you still have to win the fan voting to get into that match.
What are you talking about, of course I'll win the fan voting. Why wouldn't they vote for the most dominant diva in WCWWE to get a title shot?
Well, you know how these things work. People don't always vote for the best choice, they vote for what's popular.
You don't think I'm popular?
Maybe you are, maybe you're not. There's definitely have some tough competition out there, so we need to make sure that you're the popular choice for the fans.
How do we do that?
Well, my first idea was to give the fans a little incentive to vote for you. Check this out.
*Punk grabs a stack of fliers and hands them to Beth*
"Vote for Beth, get $5?" You're going to bribe people into voting for me?
Don't think it'll work?
Not a chance. *Beth throws the fliers in the trash*
Alright then, how about this?
*Punk hands Beth another set of fliers*
"Vote Beth for the Women's Title Match! All voters will receive an autographed pair of the Glamazon's pa--"
*Beth lowers the fliers and gives Punk an incredulous stare*
What??
*Beth dumps the stack of fliers into the trash* Any more brilliant ideas?
Yeah, I was afraid the incentive deal wouldn't go over too well, so I did come up with an alternate plan.
Well? Let's hear it.
Basically, you need to appeal to the masses.
I think I'm plenty appealing already.
That's not what I meant. You need to show the fans that you really want their vote, and that you'd do anything in order to get it.
Uh... how do I do that?
Well...
*Punk walks to the other side of the room, and drags a large box over to where Beth is standing*
We're going to shoot a bunch of little video spots, and have them run during all the shows.
Can you do that?
Sure can. And I've got everything we need to make those spots right here.
*Beth looks into the box while Punk sets up the camera. The box is filled with costumes.*
Oh boy...
=========================
*Beth enters the picture wearing a cheerleader outfit with pompoms*
Gimme a B! Gimme an E! Gimme a T! Gimme an H! Who're ya gonna vote for? BETH!
*Punk switches off the camera* CUT! That was great! Now for the next one!
*Beth walks off to change, looking slightly embarrassed*
==========================
*Beth is clad in leather and holding a whip*
Vote for Beth Phoenix at Fan Control, or you'll be... severely punished. *cracks whip*
CUT!
Do you really think this is appropriate for all of the kids that'll be watching?
We can run this one during ECW. All right, next!
===========================
*Beth is wearing an "Uncle Sam" hat and a white goatee*
I want YOU to vote Beth Phoenix at Fan Control this Friday!
CUT!
I don't know if our foreign audience will go for this one....
============================
*Beth comes out wearing a chicken suit*
...Alright, this is just ridiculous.
Yeah, maybe I should've gone with the gorilla suit instead.
*Beth takes the chicken head and throws it at Punk*
I'm done with this. *Beth removes the rest of the suit*
Well, I suppose we've shot enough spots for the day.
The fans had better vote for me now, after all this. *clenches fists*
*Punk puts away the camera equipment* Hey, don't forget that we have a tag team match on SmackDown! You can get your hands on Mickie then.
*Beth begins fuming* I don't care about some silly tag match on Smackdown. Not now... now that she has MY Women's Title. I want that title shot... I will GET that title shot. Then I'm going to take Mickie down.
I'm sure you'll win.
They'd better vote for me. They'd better...
I'm voting for you, at least.
*Beth snaps out of her rage* ...Wait, are we even allowed to vote?
If we're not, then I set up that automated voting program for nothing! *Punk gestures toward a computer in the corner of the room*
*Beth sighs*
First to the ring…
Matt Striker!
And his tag team partner…
MVP!
And their opponents…
…
…
Legion of doom!
What’s this?
Camera zooms in to show Charlie Haas and Kung Fu Naki in classic Legion of doom getup with the spiked shoulder pads and everything. They have all of LODs mannerism’s down pat.
Legion of Doom(Kung Fu Thrillas) vs. Matt Striker/MVP
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
MVP hits the drive by kick on haas, while Striker hits the golden rule on Funaki. He stares up at MVP as he makes the cover..
1…
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… MVP and Matt Striker!
Sure… HE gets a competent partner…*grumbles*
The Queen returns to her kingdom, and she returns triumphant!
Mickie holds up the Women’s Championship belt as the crowd boos.
Everyone thought I was out of my mind when I forfeited my match with Beth Phoenix last week. Why would I give up an extra chance to win the title?
AM I STILL OUT OF MY MIND?!!!
See, I wasn’t going to leave my fate up to the fans, because that’s career suicide. These fans are poison and they won’t stop until they’ve ruined every WCWWE Superstar’s career!
The fans boo again, louder than before.
SHUT UP!!!!!! You fans think you know everything! Well, guess what? I’M SMARTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MISERABLE PIECES OF CRAP!!!!!! And you know why? Because I have this. So, as one of my opponents tonight might say…
I’m. Better. Than. You.
So choke on that.
The boos are deafening as Mickie poses on each of the turnbuckles with the title, before making out with Cena, as the fans are practically screaming “MICKIE SUCKS!!!”
First to the ring…
John Cena, Mickie James and William Regal!
And their opponents
CM Punk, Beth Phoenix and Colt Cabana!
Beth Phoenix/CM Punk/Colt Cabana vs. Mickie James/John Cena/William Regal
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
Beth and Mickie brawl to the outside and to the back… CM Punk follow them up the ramp to try and pull them apart… but then begin to trade punches as well. Colt cabana goes for the 720 DDT but Regal blocks it! He falls down on Colt and locks in the Regal stretch. Colt struggles in the hold for what seems like an eternity… and finally has no choice but to tap out.
Here are your winners… Mickie James, John Cena and William Regal!!
"Carlito and Primo are standing backstage"
Carlito: Ladies and Gentleman this is what the world has become. At Fan Control we will either face the Miz and John Morrison
Primo: The "special crowd" if you know what I mean
Carlito: Primo! Don´t make fun of disabled people by calling them the Miz and John Morrison. That’s disgusting!
Or we will face the Remnants...
Primo: Oh my god...I have enough of these guys. In the last 4 months we have beaten these guys in so many matches it is getting freakin ridiculous! We had enough of them! There is nothing to prove anymore.
GODDDDDDDDDDDD I am so angry!
Carlito: Geez Primo, calm the hell down.
Or the third option...
" Todd Grisham comes in with goofy sunglasses"
Todd: I like your Promo and I´m gonna let you finish... but the Remnants are one of the greatest Tag Teams OF ALL TIME!
"Todd walks away"
Carlito: What in the....
...
...
...
..
Anyway!
The third option is a triple threat match.
So what should we vote for Primo?
Primo: ...sorry bro I just can’t continue. After what we just saw, I mean what in the HELL was that?
"Primo walks away shaking his head"
Carlito: Primo wait...well to wrap it up. We do not care who our opponents will be. We will beat them and next week we will still be Tag Team Champions.
The Colons!
btw: can someone please lock up Todd Grisham?
I told him he is too young to watch MTV...
First to the Ring
John Morrison!
Next to the ring…
Carlito!
And the final competitor…
Ezekial!
Carlito vs Ezekial vs Morrison
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
Carlito dropkicks Morrison out of the ring. Ezekial rushes in to try to take advantage of the situation but carlito sidesteps him and hits a backstabber…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Carlito!!
*R-Truth is being interviewed in the back*
Tonight, me and my main man Yoshi Tatsu take on Kennedy and Braddock from the Cult of the Light. Now, people saw two weeks back when we lost in the main event against William Regal and MVP. The consensus was that we didn't work well as a team. But I don't think that's the case at all! It was our first time teaming together and we were unlucky to lose in the end. Last week, we hit back at the Cult when we, along with Triple H, Primo and Carlito all won against them.
Tonight, Yoshi and I team for our 2nd - televised - match. Tonight we're gonna show that we have the ability to end this Cult crap once and for all, and in 3 days Yoshi and I will put on a clinic.
It could be a regular match. A very conventional match type but a match type in its own right that shouldn't be disregarded. A steel cage match perhaps? A match where more often than not you see competitors busted open, taking long falls and having to reach deep down inside to get the win. Or it could be a ladder match. A match where Yoshi and I could show our athleticism out there, a chance to woo the crowd with high risk moves and of course, you have to incapacitate your opponent long enough to climb the ladder and grab the gold.
Whatever you fans vote for, I'm ready, and Yoshi, no disrespect to you, but I have to prove to the world that I still have it in me to win gold at this level. I've been US Champ before, and Tatsu, I will win that title from you. And that is the truth.
First already in the ring… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
And the opponents…
R-Truth!
And his tag team partner
YOUR United States Champion… Yoshi Tatsu!
Yoshi Tatsu/R-Truth vs Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
Yoshi and R-Truth both hit their finishers at the same time and make covers.
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... Yoshi Tatsu and R-Truth!
The two stare at each other knowing the next time they see each other... it will be for the United States Championship!
Eve is backstage with Randy Orton.
Randy tonight you are teaming with Mark Henry to take on Triple H and the man you may be facing this Friday at Fan Control, Chavo Guerrero. What do you-
Orton grabs the mic from Eve.
That'll be enough Eve.
Eve walks away.
As far as tonight goes Mark Henry and I will win. Tonight I get to do two things. Avenge my loss against Triple H in Hell In A cell and prove to you people why I deserve your vote more than Raw and ECW's candidates by beating the champion. But if you still don't think I deserve the shot then why don't we find out who other members of the WCWWE Universe are voting for.
Orton walks to a door, opens it to reveal the crowd. Orton walks into the crowd and goes to a young teenager with Jeff Hardy armbands and Hardy's new paintbrush t-shirt.
Hey, kid. Who are you voting for at Fan Control?
Kid: JEFF HARDY! WOOOOOO!
Orton walks over to another section of the audience and goes to a fat guy with sideburns.
And who are you voting for?
Am votin' for Edge man!
Orton smiles and shakes his head then walks back into the aisle. He walks to the area next to the announce table. He climbs over the barricade then climbs to the top of the announce table.
I wasn't expecting anyone to say my name. I know you people hate me but quite frankly that doesn't matter. Jeff Hardy is nothing more than a drug-addled psychotic freak. Now I wasn't expecting much from ECW's pick but Jeff Hardy is a disgrace to the WCWWE roster. Your paintbrush and dead mom won't get you any votes you lunatic. And Edge. My former Rated RKO brethern. You used to be good man. What the hell happened to you? You’ve done nothing since October and now you come back and win the contenders match thanks in no small part to the Big Show.
You don't deserve this shot Edge. You call yourself the Ultimate Opportunist well the name fits. You do nothing for nearly a year then swoop in and take a title shot. You've done nothing to earn that shot. I however have fastly become the best superstar on this show, the franchise player, the face of Smackdown.
The people will always vote for the underdog, The guy that never gets his shot. It's your vote you can do whatever you want with it. You can vote for your favorite if you want....But if you want someone who is guaranteed to give you the best match on the show, Who is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seats, who is guaranteed to raise the WCWWE Championship above his head when it's all said and done....then vote for Randy Orton
First to the Ring…
Mark Henry!
And his partner
Randy Orton!
And their Opponents
Triple H!!!
And his partner
WCWWE Champion… Chavo Guerrero!
Main Event
Triple H/Chavo Guerrero vs Mark Henry/Randy Orton
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]Triple H/Chavo Guerrero vs Mark Henry/Randy Orton
First to 3
10 minutes
Mark Henry picks Triple H up and hits him with the world’s strongest slam. Triple H, in a lot of pain, wisely rolls to the outside. Mark Henry turns around to see Chavo flying at him from the top rope… He grabs henry’s head and hits a tornado DDT! Orton slips in behind Chavo and goes for the RKO… but Chavo blocks it! He’s going for the three amigos… uno …. dos… RKO!!
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Here is your winner… Randy Orton and Mark Henry!
WOW… what a finish to a fantastic match! Is this a sign of things to come? Will Randy be given the opportunity to repeat tonight performance at Fan Control!? Only YOU can decide. This is Michael Cole… See you this Friday on Pay Per View…. Good Night!