Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 20:47:34 GMT -5
JR: Hello and welcome everybody as WCWWE Raw, in association with Money Inc. Presents Vengeance, only on PPV!
King: And boy do we have a show in store for you
JR: Indeed we do, tonight we will decide who the Raw Diva contender is for Friday Night's Main Event
King: We'll see if Tommy Dreamer can survive another attempt by Ms Cash to dethrone him
JR: And in perhaps the oddest match of the night, Brain 'Leonardo Spanky' Kendrick takes on the son of the Legendary British Bulldog, DH Smith in a 3M guitar on a pole match to decide on entrance themes!
King: And let's not forget JR, we have that brutal Elimination Chamber construct hanging over the ring as tonight we shall see a Chamber match for the ages
JR: But out first match tonight, as we kick things off with a bang is the WWE Tag Team Championship match.
King: The Challengers, the Cool Connection, had this to say earlier tonight
We see Melina standing backstage.
Hello everyone. This is the newest Raw interviewer Melina, and with me right now are the #1 contenders for the World Tag Team Championship, The Cool Connection, and Lin Lin.
Sim is staring behind Melina at her arse as Ortiz tries to maintain some standards by conversing.
It's a pleasure to be here.
Ortiz slaps Sim in the back of the head. Sim turns back to him looking offended.
Well, what are your thoughts on your match tonight?
Well Melina...
Sim barges in.
Well toots, tonight the Cool Connection finally get their big opportunity when they take on the 2 time World Tag Champs, Kofi Kingston and Sweet Papi Sanchez. And yano what, I'm real confident. We been working out hard over the last week. Ortiz has even given up on chocolate.
Just for this week though Snuka. I'm not THAT hardcore.
As Sim turns to talk to Melina again, we can see Lin Lin sneak Ortiz a chocolate bar.
So anyways, tonight we're gonna win them Tag Team belts, and make those belts....
He waits for Ortiz to continue on with the catchphrase, but all Ortiz can do is mumble something as he continues to eat his chocolate.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN?!
Sim slaps Ortiz in the back of the head, causing Ortiz to start to choke on the chocolate.
Sim turns back to Melina.
My partner has no dedication to the cause here. Me, I been training my ass off all week...
In the background, Lin Lin is using the heimlich move on Ortiz to try to stop him from choking.
while this goon here clearly has just continued like normal. Thanks a lot Ortiz. Thanks a lot. Now, Melina, I have a suggestion for you...
Sim whispers something in her ear, as Lin finally helps Ortiz remove the chocolate bar. Ortiz then leans over to try to recover from the choking. Sim meanwhile moves away from Melina's ear with a perverse smile on his face.
Yano what Sim, I would consider it... but thankfully there is still more than one man left on the planet.
Melina grabs Sim by the balls and squeezes. Sim looks pained. Melina releases and walks away shaking her head.
Sim turns back to Ortiz.
Oh yeah... she wants me... Hey, what the hell are you doin leanin over. Stop relaxin! We got a match to prepare for here!
Sim slaps Ortiz again around the back of the head and walks off really slowly grasping his balls. Ortiz follows with the assistance of Lin Lin. Ortiz then comes back.
Oh yeah, and... we're gonna make Raw... cool.
JR: Well, they talk the talk, let's see if they can walk the walk
King: No word from the champs as we head over to the ring
This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCWWE Tag Team Championships. Making their way out here first, accompnaied by Lin Lin, they are Ricardo Ortiz and Sim Snuka, they are the Cool Connection
Their opponents, the Tag Team champions, arriving from the Islands, accompanied by Ranjin Singh, Sweet Papi Sanchez and Kofi Kingston
Cool Connection -vs- KofiChez - 5 and 20. Go.
JR: What was that!?
King: Lin Lin just went to help her guys and managed to hit Sim Snuka in his testicles! The referee saw it and Disqualified Kofi and Sanchez. Cool Connection win the match, but not the titles...
JR: Our first match of the night ends in a Disqualification!?
King: Those are the rules JR
JR: Maybe we should change the rules then King
King: How would you like it?
JR: No DQ. All Match, No DQ!
King: You don't think that might be dangerous
JR: If you can't take the heat, don't get in the ring
King: I've heard that before
JR: Bob Holly used to say it all the time
King: Ah.........thought so.
JR: Well, this next match wont let anyone down
King: Tommy Dreamer always bring his A Game
JR: I meant because Vladimir Kozlov always kills his opponents, as he told us earlier today in this pre-recorded segment
***In the empty arena, Kozlov is running up and down the steps of the arena. The camera pans out, and we see Alicia Fox is sitting in the ring, stretching***
Tonight, the era of dominance begins. Vladimir Kozlov will capture the Million Dollar Championship from Tommy Dreamer. And I will wipe the mat with those other 4 bimbos I'm facing.
And then, it's on to Friday Night's Main Event, where I'll be facing Katie Lea Burchill, and one of Smackdown's "ladies" for a shot at the Women's Championship. Pretty soon, you'll be getting used to the phrase, "WCWWE WOMEN'S CHAMPION, ALICIA FOX!"
*The camera pans back to Kozlov, who's still running the steps*
Tonight, it all comes together. Tonight I fulfill my destiny, and become a Champion! I'm doing this for the home country. I will not let you down!
*Kozlov stops running for a moment and faces the camera*
Tommy Dreamer. I von't be long now. I vill duhminade you, and I vill vin Millyon Dollor Chumpionship.
I vill.
I vill!
I VILL!!!!
***The camera pans back to Alicia, who begins laughing maniacally, as the camera fades to black***
King: Well, as that is as may be, but Dreamer can cause pain too
JR: Usually using weapons, which are banned in this match by order of the guest official
King: The lovely Ms Cash
JR: I thought you disliked her
King: Like my job though JR, I like my job
JR: Well, at least that's one of us
The upcoming match is for the WCWWE Million Dollar Title. Making her way to the ring furst, the special guest for this match, Ms Cash
Introducing first, the chllenger, from Moscow, Russia, accompanied to the ring by Alicia Fox, The Moscow Mauller, Vladimir Kozlov
His Opponent ***Ms Cash grabs the mic*** Making his way to the ring, the opponent, weighing in at some god awful amount because he is so fat and without a doubt smelling in a radius much greater than his billed height, the home invading bastard whose wife I am shipping off to Russia as we speak, Tommy Dreamer
Kozlov -vs- Dreamer - 5 and 20. Go.
***Ms Cash hits Dreamer from behind with a fire extinguisher and tells Kozlov to pin him. Kozlov looks a little put out that she has cheated on his bahalf, but a title is a title and Kozlov covers for the win***
JR: Well, you can gurantee that there will be parties in the streets of Moscow tonight
King: And in whatever street Ms Cash lives in, that cheating bit...
JR: Job Job Job King, Job
King: Oh, Yeah, Well done to Kozlov.......and to Ms Cash
JR: Well, it is now time for a our strangest match of the evening
King: Music Mania Match - it's a guitar on a pole match folks
JR: The winner is the man who strikes his opponent on the head with a guitar
King: Earlier today Leonaro Spanky has this to say about his match here tonight
Near, far, wherever you are...
I believe, that the heart will go on.
Once more, you open the door.
And you're here in my heart and,
My heart will go on and on...
Davey Smith... you had to make this personal between us. I was content with proving myself by facing competitors week in and week out, showing Mr. DiBiase that I can be a serious contender to any title, showing that I was finally taking things seriously around here. No more running around like a Hooligan with Paul, no more strutting like I was the man with the plan... I was all about WRESTLING... while capitalizing on my good looks and ever-popular name.
But then Davey, you just had to come along. You, and your horrible English accent even though you're Canadian and therefore just a confused little bulldog... you had to make yourself known, had to get your name out there at my expense. And all for liking the musical genious of Celine Dion? The lady has won Grammy's and is known worldwide thanks to a little film called "Titanic", and yet liking her is a crime in whatever country you claim to be from this week. That doesn't sit well with me Davey.
Not one bit.
Vengence is but a day away Davey. Just 24 hours seperates you and me from our Music Mania Match, or 3M as I call it. 24 hours seperates your cranium from the guitar, 24 hours seperates you from being enlightened.
And trust me Davey, I am going to enlighten you. I am going to make you see that it takes hard work, not attacking a man from behind, that really gets you noticed on Raw, that gets you where you want to be in life. You need to man up Davey, and you better do it real soon. 24 hours Davey.... 24 hours....
And through it all, my heart will go on.
***As this video plays Leonardo Spanky makes his way to the ring***
His opponent, from London England by way of Canada, DH Smith
***DH Smith comes out on to the stage with a mic***
You wanna cum out 'ere and tell these people w'ere I am from as if you know?
You don't 'no nofink boy! My Da' he taug't me 'ow to fig't. And like I said, you're 'eart mig't go on, but I eat 'earts for Dinner!
Spanky -vs- Smith - 5 and 20. Go
JR: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, he sure aint his dad. That was a complete Squash.
King: Spanky has climbed the pole, like a monkey might I add and has collected the guitar
JR: And in the words of an old friend of mine, that's the Acoustic Equaliser right there folks, Leonardo Spanky picks up the win
King: It will be interesting to see what is picked as the new entrance music there
JR: Whatever it is, I doubt it is going to be one he'd have picked himself
King: Our next match here is the match to name not only a Raw competitor for the 6pack Challenge at Friday Night's Main Event, but only to name a referee for this evenings Main Event
JR: Edge has been strangly quiet since his return, but this man sure hasnt. Let's here form The Animal, Dave Batista!
***Todd Grisham and Batista are seen backstage***
Todd: Batista we are moments away from the biggest match since your comeback. Any thoughts?
***Batista grabs the microphone and pushes Todd Grisham away***
10th May 2009... I returned in the Main Event and attacked Edge and MVP. I just wanted to make an impression by taking out the newly returned Edge and the World Champion...
20th May 2009... I demand a match against Edge and again, I just wanted to make an impression. Then Ted Dibiase makes that insane stipulation that the winner of Edge vs Batista at Vengeance will be the special guest referee in a match that I could careless about.
27th May 2009.... I find out that the winner of our match will get a spot in the Six Pack Challenge at FNME....
...
do you know what that means Edge?
This is about more then "making an impression" now, this is about me getting a world title shot...
And now, we have Vengeance....
Edge this is not about you and you know that, you know how much that world title means to me and if you dont know it...well you are going to realise in about 10 minutes how much I want to be the WCWWE....Champion.
And after I am through with you and I got my spot in the six pack challenge, I could call it a night? Of course not!
I first have to referee a match that I dont care about!
I said this on Raw and I say it again now, if I become the referee...dont touch me, dont provoke me and dont even LOOK wrong at me, because I am your only hope to become WCWWE Champion.
If you piss me off I might not count, and if you piss me off even more, I might beat your ass.
So Edge...first you, then the Elimination Chamber, then the six pack challenge and then...
...
...
...
WCWWE CHAMPION!
JR: Strong words from a man on a mission
King: Men on a Mission are returning?
JR: No. We don't allow Fatties in JR's Palace of Commentary
King: So you aren't allowed into your own palace?
JR: ........
This match is scheduled for one fall and is for all the things that JR and King said it was for.
Making his way to the ring first, The Animal, Dave Batista
His opponent, from Ontario, which is in Canada because I know my Canadian geography, Edge
Batista -vs- Edge - 5 and 20. Go.
JR: Another utter squash
King: Well, perhaps if these people spoke more and told the people why they deserve to get cheered, maybe they might win more
JR: I have a feeling that whatever is controlling Edge really couldn't give a toss about anything...
King: An odd statement from an odd man
JR: Still, congratulations to Batista who moves on be both one of Raw's Friday Night's Main Event 6pack guys and to be the special referee this evening
King: Earlier this evening we heard from Alicia Fox who wanted to win this next match, but she wasn't the only Diva to speak out
JR: No, the Evil French Heel Maryse also had something to say
Je sais que je suis ici depuis 3 semaines, mais je suis heureux d'être dans ce match. Toutes les filles sont très talentueux, mais je ferai de mon mieux! Cash m'a surpris avec une certaine ... underhanded tactiques ... mais je vais parler avec elle plus tard à ce sujet. Ce soir, j'ai de se concentrer sur les WCWWE Women's Championship
I've only been back for 3 weeks, and already I'm making an impact. Outside of Ms Cash... none of these other girls couldn't hold my... bra straps... Tonight, will be the first step in achieving the ultimate goal... The WCWWE Women's Championship.
JR: Maryse certainly gets me going with her native tongue
King: She gets me going with any tongue
JR: That isn't what I meant
King: Let's not get started because im getting news that Ms Cash is backstage and she has something to say
***We go backstage. Ms Cash is strapping on her wrestling boots***
This week on Raw, I proved that I can out wrestle all of the women in this match.
I'm not sure why I didn't just place myself in the match.
I'm the deputy GM of Raw, so I could have done it. But I choose instead to fight for the right. Because that's what I do.
I am not Tommy Dreamer. I don't need to buy anything, or steal anything either. I will get you for burning my stuff Dreamer. Today you lost something that you had worked for, something you deserved to lose. I have worked hard my whole life to get where I am. I have worked my whole life to get my position here on Raw and in Money Inc.
What have any of those other slags done? Got themselves screwed enough times that they could afford a boob job?
The only one I have any time for is Maryse and that's because she understands about knwoing yourself and representing what you believe in. I didn't even let Lin Lin in this match because she deserves nothing but a pink slip.
I am Jenny Cash. I am the deputy General Manager of Raw and before this night is done, I will be Raw's Number One Contender to the Woman's title.
JR: Wow. Ms Cash didnt hold anything back there
King: She told it exactly as is
JR: Are you still getting the messages in your ear about getting fired
King: Yes JR, yes I am.
This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the right to be Raw's Number one contender to the Woman's title.
Entering first, from Canada, Natalya
Second, Jillian Hall
Third, Alicia Fox
Fourth, Maryse
Fifth, Ms Cash
JR: Let's get this match under way
King: All the women are here!
***Kenny/Kerry and the DA make their way out on to the stage***
Relax ladies, just here to scout. I know the majority of you are skanks and wouldn't know a wrist lock from an elbow drop, so I wish to see just how bad you are
Here to see whose bad eh boss
Yeah, real bad...heh heh heh, here to perv ladies, here to perv....
....meh, good plan boss!
Natalya -vs- Jillian -vs- Alicia -vs- Maryse -vs- Ms Cash - First to 5, 20 minutes. Go.
***A strange masked figure runs down to the ring, launches itself into the ring and grabs Ms Cash from behind, dragging her from the ring.
Outside the ring the masked figure gives Ms Cash a huge DDT to the steel ramp.
As the masked figure gloats over the fallen Ms Cash, Tommy Dreamer makes his way to the ring side area.
He walks over to Ms Cash and the masked character.
He suddenly smiles and grabs the masked character hoisting it up on to his shoulder. The masked figures removes the mask to reveal...
Tommy's wife Beulah!
The couple leave together as Ms Cash looks on and holds her head at ringside, swearing, irnoically, Vengeance***
JR: Well, look at that. Ms Cash picks up the win, but then loses her hold over Tommy Dreamer
King: Hahahahahaha, that just proves you can't have it all JR. She thought that she had got one over on Tommy and become Raw's diva contender.
JR: Now she's still contender, but she doesn't really have one over Tommy
King: Nope, he has one over her!
JR: Now, many of the competitors here tonight have recorded comments that they would like us to play for you all now.
***The Camera shows the undertaker in a dark room sitting on a chair, with a blue light on his face***
They say dead men tell no lies. I don’t lie when I tell you that no one is coming out of this chamber the same. I am not going into vengeance for the title. I’m going to unleash suffering........ Pain........ you will all experience hell.
I know what it is like to suffer pain so unbearable you think you are never going to escape, believe me when i say no one is escaping.
Mvp, you and I are locking together first. You have no escape. no cult to save you....... Just me, you and Hell. You're bones are going to shatter on the steel chains, the unforgiving surface. Your blood is going to cry for forgivness.
Now, Jericho. I have warned you, yet you still dont repent. Pray that your chamber door doesnt open jericho, pray.
The undertaker stands up and looks straight into the camera.
We have a strong hatred Jericho, and i promise you that you will never be the same after tonight. I am coming for your SOUL!
The undertaker then slices his hand across his throat, rolls his eyes back, the bell tolls and he disappears.
***In JBL's limo***
Ah, at last, justice will come for me. I always knew that rat bastard Michaels stole the title away from me, and now, it will finally be in my rightful possession once more. As well it should be, as when I look at the line-up of this match, I see one Purebred, and five mutts, undeserving of anything but a swift kick in the ass for them to get away from the winner's podium, as no one wants one of those mongrels to distract the champ in his moment of glory. Ha ha ha!
***Camera enters a locker room, where Chris Jericho is preparing for the Elimination Chamber.***
People often say that the names of the WWE Pay Per Views make no sense. They say that "One Night Stand" means nothing; that "Armageddon" or "Judgement Day" clearly are not the end of the world.
But tonight...the name is perfect. Because tonight is about more than the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight is about...vengeance. Vengeance against The Undertaker.
Undertaker...we have been doing this long enough that I need to say little. The unfortunate chances are that I will not get to exact vengeance tonight. That being because you will be eliminated before I even enter the ring. Because before you can even face me, you face The Big Show and JBL, two men who have consistently defeated you in the past.
...oh, and our "prestigious" World Champion, Montel Vontavius Porter. MVP, all I can say to you is two words: good luck. I sincerely hope that you last long enough in this match to be there when I get out of the pod. Because if I win the World Heavyweight Championship without beating you...it will just leave a guilty mark on my conscience.
And lastly, Shawn Michaels...I can assure you that tonight will be different. Tonight, I will be the one coming out on top. So bring your best tonight. Because even though you will not be walking out of here with the World Heavyweight Championship...you might as well do what you always do and give these people a memorable night.
A memorable night that will end with Chris Jericho as your World Heavyweight Champion.
Melina: So Shawn Michaels. Tonight you will step into the Elimination Chamber. What are your last minute thoughts as you prepare for this epic match?
Y'know Melina......I could tell you once again that I'm out for revenge against MVP, that I'm out to beat Jericho again, That I'm here to silence the deadman, to topple the Big Show and to outwrestle Jericho....but I've already said all this. Everyone knows how much I want to win and everyone knows what it means for me to do all those things I listed above.
I wanted to give myself confidence which is why I guaranteed victory. I told everyone that I would win at Vengeance and I've made a promise to everyone watching that I'd walk out as champion but........I'll be honest. I'm not confident.
I mean...is entering last really a good thing. Whjen I step out of that pod EVERYONE will be there waiting to beat the hell out of me to prove me wrong. To tell you the truth...I'm scared. I know I've been in nearly every Elimination Chamber in history and I won the first one but over the years I've sustained more injuries than i care to count and everyone one of them has taken away part of my durability, part of my strength, speed and stamina. Everytime I go out there and have a five-star match it takes away a part of me but I continue to do it. But tonight...that Chamber...I don't know if I can go out there and put on the best show ever. If I do....my career may end...
Shawn..can I say something? I gotta be honest. You're my hero and seeing you like this...it's really disapointing.
**Shawn turns away from Melina and smiles**
Melina....I gotta tell you something. I lied.
I cannot wait to step into that chamber tonight! Yes I'm not anywhere near as young as I used to be. But age is just a number. When I enter that chamber just like every time I enter the ring Shawn Michaels takes a break and the Showstopper takes over! The day I enter the ring and am scared to compete is the day I leave and NEVER EVER come back!
I have my haters in this company but I don't care. I have people telling me that I can't compete with the younger generation. Tell me whatever you want. Doubt me as much as you want. My whole damn career is based solely on proving people wrong and that will happen tonight too. When the countdown is over and the pod door opens. I will leave that pod and I will fight for my leave, I will fight with everything I have. I might win. I might not but I will leave as I entered THE greatest superstar of all time. I will leave as the showstopper.
Tonight marks the beginning of the most dominant title reign in history. The Big Show's time is now, and once we're in that Chamber, nobody will be able to survive my brutality.
*A DoorWAy is shown when suddenly Deimos comes bursting through it and falls on the Floor with MVP following with a Lead Pipe*
I SAID CALL
*Hits Deimos in the Chest with Pipe*
CALL FOR HELP! CALL SO THAT YOU WILL SEE THE FUTILITY
CALL OR I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK!
H......H-HELP!
LOUDER!
HELP!
No Ones coming
*MVP hits Deimos in the head with the Pipe then stands over the Bleeding man*
McMahon come now this man is one of your employees
And you will do nothing to help him?
Of Course you won't
YOU NEVER HAVE!
I could break this man's leg and end his promising Career right now and you wouldn't care in the slightest
You don't care about him anymore then you care about any one else not named McMahon
He's nothing more than another figure to you
One more piece of Driftwood fed into the Woodchipper that is your Buisness
You'll laugh and hire another just like him then make a bet with Triple H over how long he'll last
You won't save him You don't care in the Slightest
How about RAW's savior?
The Man who came to SAVE_US?
How anout Chris Jericho?
I invite you Chris I Invite you too save this man
I'll give you to the count of three
1
I'm begging you to save him
2
His blood is on your hands
3
Alrighty
*MVP takes off his 305 necklace and flips Deimos onto his back he then digs the Necklace into the Cut on his forehead and begins raking it back and forth opening and deepening the cut while Deimos screams*
No?
I gave you a chance Mr.Jericho
You came to save us?
Then Save_Us from just another False Prophet in yourself
You don't care about Us
You don't care about Deimos
You don't care about anyone but yourself
You say I make you ashamed to have come up with Money in the Bank?
I am ashamed that a piece of Lying FIlth like yourself is allowed to claim any ownership over that Concept
I thank the stars and heavens everyday that you have never Defiled the Briefcase by winning it
You don't care about this puppet here
You kidnapped the only friend and he has in this company and then beat him on National TV while Deimos could only sit and do nothing
You saved Mr.Ryder but Left Deimos to rot in an even worse condition due to the fact he was alone now
You don't care at all about anyone not named Chris Jericho
Lying Filth like you doesn't deserve to be World Champion
How about Shawn Michaels?
Do you think Shawn's gonna save you Deimos?
Lets give him a chance
Shawn you have to the count of three or I will severly hurt this man
1
HeartBreak Kid
2
I'm not kidding
3
OK Your choice
*MVP Places his boot in the crook of Deimos's shoulder then grabs his wrist and pulls it up causing Deimos to scream in pain*
Just as I thought
Another Liar
You call youself a born again Shawn say you've seen the Light but yet you deny poor Deimos here the chance at salvation
What's the matter?
Running outta room up there?
Or am I right in assuming that the Title means more to you than a strangers life?
Your a lying,Deceitful Bastard Shawn just like you always have been and Always will be
You'd rather let this Promising Career be extinguished then lift a finger to help
This disgusting Unavoidable truth is why you never deserved this Belt and Why I had to take it
Lets try again shall we?
John Bradshaw Layfield how about you save him?
All you have to do is show up and make me stop No trap,No Ambush Just make me stop hurting him
Ready?
1
That's all it takes
2
I take no pleasure in this you know
3
*Sigh*
As I thought
*MVP wedges the pipe into the Joint of Deimos knee then kicks the leg bending it backwards across*
Such a Shame
There was a point when you probably would have saved this Puppet
Back when you were a Drinking.Smoking,Gambling Roughneck you and your partner would have been down here in a an instant
But these days Your McMahon light with a Southern Twist
No now your too busy with your boots up counting your Blood Money too care about a Puppet like this
You enjoy such great sucess yet refuse any assistance to those less fortunate then yourself
Pitiful and Disgusting
And Exactly why trash like yourself cannot be allowed to reclaim this title
Oooh Your running low on chances now my friend only three left
Lets take a spin
THE BIG SHOW!
Your a Big Man
I Bet very few people attack you or bully you
So lets see if you can play a hero
Get down here and make me stop hurting this man
1
C'mon he's in bad shape
2
Large man like you should have no problem
3
Ahhhh You coward
*MVP grabs Deimos by the hair and lifts his head up he then stomps his face into the ground with a sickening sound like a bag of Wet Cement*
You should'nt have had any problem helping this man
Yet you didn't
Can I guess why?
You don't care about this man
No One cares about this Puppet there was only one man who did and a false prophet kidnapped him
You are a Fat,Lazy Disgusting man of humanity Big Show
This man begs for help or at least would if he was still conscious and you turn and return to your box of Krispy Creme
You should not be allowed to hold this title whatsoever
Two left
The Undertaker
You say you take Souls
Lets see if you care about the shells that you leave
You have three seconds to help this man
1
This is his last chance
2
He'll never be the same
3
Ahhh low opinion of your followers
*MVP puts is knee in the back of Deimos's neck then wraps his hands around his neck and pulls back*
Disgusting yet expected
This is how he treated The Others and its expected he would treat the remaining
You are the most disgusting of all Undertaker you sit on your throne blissfully unaware of your Empire collapsing around you
The Light has accomplished its goal
Your ministry is destroyed
And In the chamber I will destroy you
You have one chance left Puppet
Montel Vontavius Porter
You have to the count of three
1
I doubt he'll come
2
*MVP helps the unconscious Deimos to his feet*
Alas I seem to be the only one who cares
Just not enough about you.
*MVP hits the playmaker on Deimos on the concrete and leaves him in a pool of his own blood*
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Tonight is the night.
Ladies and Gentleman. All these men though to demand something of me. And this was my answer.
When people demand things of the Million Dollar Man, they get themselves more than they ever bargain for.
This is the most gruelling match ever invented.
The structure itself is made of black-painted steel with an outer structure of 16 frames, each weighing 300 pounds (140 kg). The chamber is 36 feet (11 m) in diameter. The structure weighs 16 tons, 10 of which consists of steel. Each inner chamber is made of three sheets of "bulletproof" plexiglass, costing US$225 per sheet. 2 miles (3.2 km) of chain are also used. Eight motors are used to suspend the structure over the ring.
This structure is beyond Hell in the Cell
This structure is more than just some War Games
There are no friends in the Chamber, any foes.
Tonight we will either crown a new Champion, or feel that the current one is the strongest one we have ever had.
So now, without further ado.
Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match, The Animal, Batista
And now, in reverse entry order. Entering Sixth, From San Antonio, The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels
Fifth, Chris Jericho
Fourth, The Worlds Largest Athlete, The Big Show
Third, from New York City by way of Texas, John Bradshaw Leyfield, JBL
Second, and being the first active Raw competitor, From Death Valley, The Undertaker
And last, the World Heavyweight Champion, representing Smackdown and the Cult of the Light, Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP
10 votes needed for elimination. You can vote for the same person again after that person gets 6 votes. You may only vote once per 'round.' Rounds begin and end with the entrace of a new character. Special rules come into effect at the end of the match when only two people remain. Essentially the voting reverses and the amount of votes a character has accumulated throughout the show becomes the number they need to win.
We start with:
Undertaker -vs- MVP - 10 to elimination, 5 minutes until the next entry, no time limit. You may vote Once per round. This is Round One. Go.
And JBL has been released from his pob.
Round 2 begins now
And the pob releases and The Big Show enters the ring!
Round 3 begins
And with a Punch, the Big Show has knocked the Undertaker out of this thing.
And Chris Jericho enters the ring as our penultimate participant. He looks visibly angry that he never managed to get his hands on the Undertaker, but there are plenty more for him
Round 4 begins
And with that armdrag, MVP has eliminated the Big Show
And our final man is in. The pob opens and out comes the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels
And JBL is eliminated. Plus, I'm richer than you
And Jericho is eliminated
And we are down to the final 2.
Each man has four votes against him, therefore we now have a normal match.
First to 4 wins it.
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I DONT LIKE YOU MICHAELS BUT YOU HAVE BROUGHT THE TITLE BACK TO RAW!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, our new WCWWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
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Tune in Wednesday as Ted Dibiase invites Mr Michaels on to the Money Vault to recieve his title.
Thanks for watching everybody!
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