Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Sept 29, 2009 16:49:07 GMT -5
Matt Striker def. Sebastian Slater
Colons def. Kung Fu Thrillas(Charlem Heat)
Triple H/R-Truth def. Remnants
Miz/Morrison def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
(c)Chavo Guerrero vs Randy Orton (no contest)
Beth Phoenix def (c)Katie Lea and Mickie James in a non-title match
Colt Cabana/CM Punk def. MVP/John Cena
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I am your host, Michael Cole. We are still on the hunt for a replacement on the announce team. So get your applications in! It could be the beginning of a long illustrious career.
*The crowd cheers as "Time to play the Game" hits and Triple H slowly walks down to the ring wearing a suit and sunglasses. He takes a sip of his water before getting up on the apron and spitting it with a raise of his arms. He steps in the ring and holds the microphone as the cheers quiet down.*
Here I stand back in this ring on Smackdown. You know, I never really thought that my downfall would come the way it did. Hell in just a year I went from the world champion, the man and the game to not even being a possibility for you fans to vote on last Friday night. That is just unacceptable to me.
Now granted I did get a little side tracked with Mark Henry kidnapping Steph. But just like always I was one move a head in the game and we got that all fixed up. So we spent some time at home and we got Steph's meds right now and I can be back where I belong, right here!
So this message goes right out to Arn Anderson. I was knighted by one of your best friends, Ric Flair as the greatest wrestler alive today...I am here tonight to tell you that that has been ringing in my ears a lot lately and I will prove that I am still all that and more.
This is also a message to all the wrestlers not just here on Smackdown but to Raw, to ECW and all across the world. I am back, I am better than ever and I am more focused than I have ever been on getting back up to the top of that mountain. The climb begins next week if Arn will let me and I will pedigree my way rung by rung!
But I need the help of more than just myself in this ring. I need you fans, I need you to keep watching and keep believing in what I am saying tonight. This time I am here to stay and I am going nowhere without full filling my promise of taking no crap, and playing no games in my quest to do this. We will do it together step by step. Thank you and I will see you all next week!
*Time to play the Game hits again as Triple H gets out of the ring and hits a few hands on his way up the ramp.*
First to the ring already in the ring… Sebastian Slater!
And his opponent!
Matt Striker!
Striker nails the Golden Rule on Slater and makes the pin.
1..
2..
3!!
Striker celebrates as we go to break.
First, already in the ring… Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Braddock!
And their opponents…
Miz and Morrison!
Todd: Carlito and Primo, at Fan Control you guys defended your WCWWE Tag Team Championships in a Triple Threat Match and that with great success whats next?
Carlito: Well Todd, Fan Control is over and now we are focusing on our next title defense. We don´t know who we will face for these titles, but like we said many times before, we are willing to defend them anytime anyplace.
As tonight is concerned we will face the Kung Fu Thrillas.
As always we don´t plan on losing Todd and I don´t think that will be the case today.
And after the match...we are going to party all night long baby!
Todd: Can I come with you guys?
Primo: .......
Carlito: No Todd...you can not come with us tonight. We are gonna get some girls and some close friends, there is no place for you.
Primo: Also you are a very weird person and lets face it..your kinda lame
Todd: Me lame? Just because I like to collect dead flies? Or because I can do the robot to any music that plays?
Look! :
"Todd starts to dance, but he only does the robot for 3 minutes"
Todd: SEE!
"Carlito and Primo walk off shaking there heads"
Todd: GUYS! I can change!
First to the ring
The Colons!
And their Opponents
Charlem Heat!!
Haas and Funaki come down the ring with all the mannerisms of Harlem Heat. They have make up on their faces and hands to make them appear to be darker. They both ‘raise the roof’ as they enter the ring.
Primo back body drops Haas. Funaki and rushes in and kicks Primo in the gut… he bounces off the rope and goes for an ax kick… Primo moved out of the way!! Carlito rushes in and clotheslines Funaki out of the ring and Carlito goes out after him. Primo watches on from the inside then remembers Haas. He turns around just in time to see a haasaroonie!! But Haas stumbles into turnbuckle… hitting his head… primo rushes over and hits the Back Cracker…
1..
2..
3!!
First, already in the ring… the Remnants!
And their opponents
First to the ring… Triple H!
And his partner…
Your United States Champion…. R-Truth!!
Kane and Ezekial clothesline R-Truth outside of the ring. They turn their attention Triple H, and start unloading punches on him. They both grab Triple H by the neck and set him up for a double chokeslam… but R-Truth rushes back in and chop blocks Kane. Triple H fights Ezekial off and hits the Pedigree. Kane tries to get up, but as he’s slumped over… R-Truth hits an Ax Kick…
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3!!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is set for one fall...introducing first Randy Orton!
Orton eventually comes out wearing street clothes. Orton walks to the ring and takes a microphone.
At Fan Control......At Fan Control I put everything into winning the vote. I guaranteed it, last week I told you people why you HAD to vote for me and at Fan Control I put everything into the words I used to describe how I was going to beat Chavo. But I never got a chance to because you people voted Edge. A guy who returns to Raw, makes friends with Chris Jericho and runs down the other main eventers on that show and he gets a title match for it? Edge lost.
Chavo Guerrero, the man that I have defeated TWICE beats Edge to end Fan Contol with his reign continuing. Our General Manager has placed me in a match with Chavo tonight. As you can see by my attire I will not compete tonight. Arn I've beat him twice! Our champion I beat him twice! I don't need to do it again. What's the point? I SHOULD BE WCWWE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! But I'm not because you won't give me a title shot.
You didn't want me to win the vote did you Arn? You never promoted me like the other GMs did. You didn't want me to win. If you're gonna be like that I refuse to compete on this show until I am treated with the respect I deserve!
Arn Anderson walks out and enters the ring. He asks for a mic.
*gets in randy's face* ...what more do you want from me? You want a match with Chavo... I give you a match with Chavo. You wanted in the #1 contenders match for the US title... I give you a spot in the match... You want a match with Tatsu, I give you a match with Tatsu. You wanted to be the Smackdown representative at the Fan Control PPV, and I made that happen. I've given and given and given... And now... you pull this? You are holding this match... and this show... hostage? I have a good mind to suspend you right here and now... or worse....
..I tell you what ... I'll do you one more favor... I'm going to give you a chance to take it all back... You go back into the lockerroom... get your gear on... and get your ass back out here and compete against Chav.....
Don't tlell me what to do! You may be the GM of this show but Smackdown is MY show! No one orders me and no one threatens me! Especially not washed up old has-beens like you!
So I'm gonna give YOU a warning. Get out of this ring right now or you will face the consequences.
Arn stands firm.
Very well.
Orton knees Arn in the ribs then plants him with an RKO as the crowd gasp. Orton sets up for the punt but security jump in the ring and restrain him. the security drag Orton up the ramp as he stares at Arn in the ring.
*Mickie comes down to the ring to a chorus of boos and gets on the mic. She tries to get on the mic and speak to the fans, but is inaudible… the boos are too loud to hear her. She tries again in vain. She gives up and throws the mic out of the ring in frustration… the crowd cheers*
And her first opponent…
Beth Phoenix!
And the final competitor…
WCWWE Women’s Champion… Katie Lea!
Beth and Mickie surprisingly work together and double team Katie Lea. Beth picks Katie lea up and hits a Glam Slam… Mickie picks Katie up and hits a tornado DDT. Katie, with her ring awareness, slides out of the ring and out of harm’s way. Mickie looks down at Katie Lea and starts jumping up and down like she just won the match, and turns to give beth a High five… but is met with a kick to the gut and a fisherman’s suplex.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Beth Phoenix!!
Both Beth and Katie Lea make their ways backstage, but Mickie has not left the ring yet. Mickie goes to the outside and grabs a mic, and gets back in the ring again. Again, though, she is inaudible through the boos. Mickie’s face melts. She drops the mic and backs up to a corner. She looks around one more time, and she loses her composure and begins to cry. She drops to the mat and sits there sobbing. She is unresponsive to the refs plea for her to make her way to the back.
Eventually, John Cena comes down to the ring and tries to talk with her. Still sobbing and unresponsive, Cena decides to pick her up and carry her to the back.*
First to the ring
Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!!!
And his partner
John Cena
And their Opponents… First to the Ring…
Colt Cabana!
And his partner
CM Punk
Cena, obviously distracted throughout the match, doesnt appear to be on his game. MVP is in the ring holding his own against the other two, but eventually he tires and needs to tag out. MVP crawls over to his corner but Punk catches him and lifts him up for the Go 2 Sleep, but MVP slides down Punk's back and pushes away. MVP turns to tag out, but Cena has dropped to the floor and is making his way backstage.
MVP yells at Cena, who doesnt acknowledge him. MVP turns around to be met by a splash from Cabana and a high knee/bulldog from from punk. They look out to the crowd then look down at MVP... the crowd erupts as they lift MVP up and set up the Doomsday Dropkick... they hit it!!
1...
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3!!
Here are your winners... CM Punk and Colt Cabana!
This is Michael Cole... see you next week!
Colons def. Kung Fu Thrillas(Charlem Heat)
Triple H/R-Truth def. Remnants
Miz/Morrison def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
(c)Chavo Guerrero vs Randy Orton (no contest)
Beth Phoenix def (c)Katie Lea and Mickie James in a non-title match
Colt Cabana/CM Punk def. MVP/John Cena
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I am your host, Michael Cole. We are still on the hunt for a replacement on the announce team. So get your applications in! It could be the beginning of a long illustrious career.
*The crowd cheers as "Time to play the Game" hits and Triple H slowly walks down to the ring wearing a suit and sunglasses. He takes a sip of his water before getting up on the apron and spitting it with a raise of his arms. He steps in the ring and holds the microphone as the cheers quiet down.*
Here I stand back in this ring on Smackdown. You know, I never really thought that my downfall would come the way it did. Hell in just a year I went from the world champion, the man and the game to not even being a possibility for you fans to vote on last Friday night. That is just unacceptable to me.
Now granted I did get a little side tracked with Mark Henry kidnapping Steph. But just like always I was one move a head in the game and we got that all fixed up. So we spent some time at home and we got Steph's meds right now and I can be back where I belong, right here!
So this message goes right out to Arn Anderson. I was knighted by one of your best friends, Ric Flair as the greatest wrestler alive today...I am here tonight to tell you that that has been ringing in my ears a lot lately and I will prove that I am still all that and more.
This is also a message to all the wrestlers not just here on Smackdown but to Raw, to ECW and all across the world. I am back, I am better than ever and I am more focused than I have ever been on getting back up to the top of that mountain. The climb begins next week if Arn will let me and I will pedigree my way rung by rung!
But I need the help of more than just myself in this ring. I need you fans, I need you to keep watching and keep believing in what I am saying tonight. This time I am here to stay and I am going nowhere without full filling my promise of taking no crap, and playing no games in my quest to do this. We will do it together step by step. Thank you and I will see you all next week!
*Time to play the Game hits again as Triple H gets out of the ring and hits a few hands on his way up the ramp.*
First to the ring already in the ring… Sebastian Slater!
And his opponent!
Matt Striker!
Matt Striker vs Sebastian Slater
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Striker nails the Golden Rule on Slater and makes the pin.
1..
2..
3!!
Striker celebrates as we go to break.
R-Truth's music begins to play in the arena, and he makes his way down to the ring with Her Majesty's title around his waist and a briefcase in one hand, as the crowd goes wild. He is dressed casually, and slaps hands with the fans on the way to the ring. He grabs a microphone as he enters the ring.
Waow! WHAT'S UP?!
The crowd shout back at him.
Well, WCWWE Universe, I'm gonna tell you what's up. What's up... is that we have a new champion in the hizouse! Ever since April, I've not had a lot of luck in the big match situations, but 4 days ago, I finally showed that I am more than a one trick pony. I proved to the world I'm not a choke artist, I proved to the world by beating Yoshi Tatsu, one of the most promising up and comers in the business today, in a ladder match... to become the NEW Her Majesty's Champion!
Her Majesty's Champion.... Her Majesty's Champion? It doesn't sound very suitable for me does it? As an American, why would I want to be Her Majesty's Champion. I'm sure the Queen is a real nice person and all... but I'm not from the United Kingdom. So, I'm stood here, having proved my critics wrong, and having become a champion once again, so...
I guess there's no point in me holding this title is there? I mean, what use do I have with it? So... right now I'd like to give up this belt!
The crowd begins to boo.
Look I know, I know... but I am an American! I've dropped the belt... so let's move on...
Now you're probably wondering, what's with the briefcase R-Truth? You never carry a briefcase normally. Now, don't worry, I'm not turning into Irwin R. Schyster... or MVP for that matter. I would never do THAT to you all. So, let's take a look shall we....
R-Truth opens the briefcase to reveal...
The crowd begins to cheer as a big smile comes across R-Truth's face. He holds up the HM title in one hand and the US in the other. He then drops the HM title, and straps the US one around his waist.
That's right! No more HM title! Now, the US title is back! And I'm going to get things right back on track. The US title is going to pick up exactly where it left off when I held it before. You're gonna see some top matches with the top athletes on Smackdown! So, I'd just like to let it be known, I'm willing to fight any challenger from any country thrown at me by our GM Arn Anderson. I will bring back the credibility that the US title is famous for having. The US title WILL once again be the most sought after title in all of sports-entertainment, and ladies and gents, that IS what's up!
R-Truth takes the belt off and holds it in the air for everyone to see, before grabbing the HM title and putting it in the briefcase. He carries the briefcase and the US title with him as he heads backstage.
Waow! WHAT'S UP?!
The crowd shout back at him.
Well, WCWWE Universe, I'm gonna tell you what's up. What's up... is that we have a new champion in the hizouse! Ever since April, I've not had a lot of luck in the big match situations, but 4 days ago, I finally showed that I am more than a one trick pony. I proved to the world I'm not a choke artist, I proved to the world by beating Yoshi Tatsu, one of the most promising up and comers in the business today, in a ladder match... to become the NEW Her Majesty's Champion!
Her Majesty's Champion.... Her Majesty's Champion? It doesn't sound very suitable for me does it? As an American, why would I want to be Her Majesty's Champion. I'm sure the Queen is a real nice person and all... but I'm not from the United Kingdom. So, I'm stood here, having proved my critics wrong, and having become a champion once again, so...
I guess there's no point in me holding this title is there? I mean, what use do I have with it? So... right now I'd like to give up this belt!
The crowd begins to boo.
Look I know, I know... but I am an American! I've dropped the belt... so let's move on...
Now you're probably wondering, what's with the briefcase R-Truth? You never carry a briefcase normally. Now, don't worry, I'm not turning into Irwin R. Schyster... or MVP for that matter. I would never do THAT to you all. So, let's take a look shall we....
R-Truth opens the briefcase to reveal...
The crowd begins to cheer as a big smile comes across R-Truth's face. He holds up the HM title in one hand and the US in the other. He then drops the HM title, and straps the US one around his waist.
That's right! No more HM title! Now, the US title is back! And I'm going to get things right back on track. The US title is going to pick up exactly where it left off when I held it before. You're gonna see some top matches with the top athletes on Smackdown! So, I'd just like to let it be known, I'm willing to fight any challenger from any country thrown at me by our GM Arn Anderson. I will bring back the credibility that the US title is famous for having. The US title WILL once again be the most sought after title in all of sports-entertainment, and ladies and gents, that IS what's up!
R-Truth takes the belt off and holds it in the air for everyone to see, before grabbing the HM title and putting it in the briefcase. He carries the briefcase and the US title with him as he heads backstage.
First, already in the ring… Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Braddock!
And their opponents…
Miz and Morrison!
Miz/Morrison vs Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Todd: Carlito and Primo, at Fan Control you guys defended your WCWWE Tag Team Championships in a Triple Threat Match and that with great success whats next?
Carlito: Well Todd, Fan Control is over and now we are focusing on our next title defense. We don´t know who we will face for these titles, but like we said many times before, we are willing to defend them anytime anyplace.
As tonight is concerned we will face the Kung Fu Thrillas.
As always we don´t plan on losing Todd and I don´t think that will be the case today.
And after the match...we are going to party all night long baby!
Todd: Can I come with you guys?
Primo: .......
Carlito: No Todd...you can not come with us tonight. We are gonna get some girls and some close friends, there is no place for you.
Primo: Also you are a very weird person and lets face it..your kinda lame
Todd: Me lame? Just because I like to collect dead flies? Or because I can do the robot to any music that plays?
Look! :
"Todd starts to dance, but he only does the robot for 3 minutes"
Todd: SEE!
"Carlito and Primo walk off shaking there heads"
Todd: GUYS! I can change!
First to the ring
The Colons!
And their Opponents
Charlem Heat!!
Haas and Funaki come down the ring with all the mannerisms of Harlem Heat. They have make up on their faces and hands to make them appear to be darker. They both ‘raise the roof’ as they enter the ring.
Colons vs Kung Fu Thrillas(Charlem Heat)
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Primo back body drops Haas. Funaki and rushes in and kicks Primo in the gut… he bounces off the rope and goes for an ax kick… Primo moved out of the way!! Carlito rushes in and clotheslines Funaki out of the ring and Carlito goes out after him. Primo watches on from the inside then remembers Haas. He turns around just in time to see a haasaroonie!! But Haas stumbles into turnbuckle… hitting his head… primo rushes over and hits the Back Cracker…
1..
2..
3!!
First, already in the ring… the Remnants!
And their opponents
First to the ring… Triple H!
And his partner…
Your United States Champion…. R-Truth!!
Triple H/R-Truth vs Remnants
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Kane and Ezekial clothesline R-Truth outside of the ring. They turn their attention Triple H, and start unloading punches on him. They both grab Triple H by the neck and set him up for a double chokeslam… but R-Truth rushes back in and chop blocks Kane. Triple H fights Ezekial off and hits the Pedigree. Kane tries to get up, but as he’s slumped over… R-Truth hits an Ax Kick…
1..
2..
3!!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is set for one fall...introducing first Randy Orton!
Orton eventually comes out wearing street clothes. Orton walks to the ring and takes a microphone.
At Fan Control......At Fan Control I put everything into winning the vote. I guaranteed it, last week I told you people why you HAD to vote for me and at Fan Control I put everything into the words I used to describe how I was going to beat Chavo. But I never got a chance to because you people voted Edge. A guy who returns to Raw, makes friends with Chris Jericho and runs down the other main eventers on that show and he gets a title match for it? Edge lost.
Chavo Guerrero, the man that I have defeated TWICE beats Edge to end Fan Contol with his reign continuing. Our General Manager has placed me in a match with Chavo tonight. As you can see by my attire I will not compete tonight. Arn I've beat him twice! Our champion I beat him twice! I don't need to do it again. What's the point? I SHOULD BE WCWWE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! But I'm not because you won't give me a title shot.
You didn't want me to win the vote did you Arn? You never promoted me like the other GMs did. You didn't want me to win. If you're gonna be like that I refuse to compete on this show until I am treated with the respect I deserve!
Arn Anderson walks out and enters the ring. He asks for a mic.
*gets in randy's face* ...what more do you want from me? You want a match with Chavo... I give you a match with Chavo. You wanted in the #1 contenders match for the US title... I give you a spot in the match... You want a match with Tatsu, I give you a match with Tatsu. You wanted to be the Smackdown representative at the Fan Control PPV, and I made that happen. I've given and given and given... And now... you pull this? You are holding this match... and this show... hostage? I have a good mind to suspend you right here and now... or worse....
..I tell you what ... I'll do you one more favor... I'm going to give you a chance to take it all back... You go back into the lockerroom... get your gear on... and get your ass back out here and compete against Chav.....
Don't tlell me what to do! You may be the GM of this show but Smackdown is MY show! No one orders me and no one threatens me! Especially not washed up old has-beens like you!
So I'm gonna give YOU a warning. Get out of this ring right now or you will face the consequences.
Arn stands firm.
Very well.
Orton knees Arn in the ribs then plants him with an RKO as the crowd gasp. Orton sets up for the punt but security jump in the ring and restrain him. the security drag Orton up the ramp as he stares at Arn in the ring.
*Mickie comes down to the ring to a chorus of boos and gets on the mic. She tries to get on the mic and speak to the fans, but is inaudible… the boos are too loud to hear her. She tries again in vain. She gives up and throws the mic out of the ring in frustration… the crowd cheers*
And her first opponent…
Beth Phoenix!
And the final competitor…
WCWWE Women’s Champion… Katie Lea!
Katie Lea vs Beth Phoenix vs Mickie James
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Beth and Mickie surprisingly work together and double team Katie Lea. Beth picks Katie lea up and hits a Glam Slam… Mickie picks Katie up and hits a tornado DDT. Katie, with her ring awareness, slides out of the ring and out of harm’s way. Mickie looks down at Katie Lea and starts jumping up and down like she just won the match, and turns to give beth a High five… but is met with a kick to the gut and a fisherman’s suplex.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Beth Phoenix!!
Both Beth and Katie Lea make their ways backstage, but Mickie has not left the ring yet. Mickie goes to the outside and grabs a mic, and gets back in the ring again. Again, though, she is inaudible through the boos. Mickie’s face melts. She drops the mic and backs up to a corner. She looks around one more time, and she loses her composure and begins to cry. She drops to the mat and sits there sobbing. She is unresponsive to the refs plea for her to make her way to the back.
Eventually, John Cena comes down to the ring and tries to talk with her. Still sobbing and unresponsive, Cena decides to pick her up and carry her to the back.*
First to the ring
Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!!!
And his partner
John Cena
And their Opponents… First to the Ring…
Colt Cabana!
And his partner
CM Punk
Main Event
MVP/John Cena vs Colt Cabana/CM Punk
First to 4
10 Minutes
[/center]MVP/John Cena vs Colt Cabana/CM Punk
First to 4
10 Minutes
Cena, obviously distracted throughout the match, doesnt appear to be on his game. MVP is in the ring holding his own against the other two, but eventually he tires and needs to tag out. MVP crawls over to his corner but Punk catches him and lifts him up for the Go 2 Sleep, but MVP slides down Punk's back and pushes away. MVP turns to tag out, but Cena has dropped to the floor and is making his way backstage.
MVP yells at Cena, who doesnt acknowledge him. MVP turns around to be met by a splash from Cabana and a high knee/bulldog from from punk. They look out to the crowd then look down at MVP... the crowd erupts as they lift MVP up and set up the Doomsday Dropkick... they hit it!!
1...
2..
3!!
Here are your winners... CM Punk and Colt Cabana!
This is Michael Cole... see you next week!