Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Nov 6, 2009 15:10:07 GMT -5
Jimmy Wang Yang def. Mark Henry
John Morrison def. Primo
4v4 Diva’s Halloween Havoc: Brie Bella (Devil, Mickie James (Witch), Layla (Ninja), Nikki Bella (Angel) def. Beth Phoenix (Indian), Eve Torres (Nurse), Gail Kim (Cheerleader), Maria (Cat)
The Miz def. Carlito
Triple H def. CM Punk
Kung Fu Thrillas def. Knox/HBK
Colt Cabana/R-Truth def. MVP/Striker
*A white limo pulls up in the parking lot. The chauffeur opens the door and out step Shawn Michaels, Mike Knox, The In-Crowd and Arn Anderson wearing expensive suits and shades. Joey Styles runs up to HBK with a microphone.*
Shawn Michaels at the conclusion of last week's show the five of you apparently formed some sort of group. Can you tell us why?
All will be explained when we go out to the ring tonight. Now if you'd please leave us alone.
But Shawn I'd just like to get your thoughts on-
*Mike Knox grabs Joey by the collar and holds him up against the wall aggressively.*
The boss asked you to leave us alone! Respect our wishes or we will make you wish you never crossed our paths
*Joey scurries off. The Horsemen continue walking chatting amongst themselves.*
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I’m your host… Michael Cole.
Looks like I missed a historic night last week. R-Truth successfully defended the US Championship… but during the match, the cult got involved. Tonight, the cult is in tag team action against R-Truth and Colt Cabana. Also last week was the return of arguably one of, if not THE, greatest stables of all time… the 4 Horsemen.
We have a solid card for you tonight, folks… you’ll be on the edge of your seats!
*The 4 Horsemen arrogantly walk to the ring. The Miz picks up a microphone.*
I still can't believe it. You all bought it. None of you suspected anything. While all of you were sitting there waiting, just waiting to Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox to take the tag team titles from the arrogant Miz and Morrison, none of you saw it coming.
But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Greatness attracts greatness. The elite bands together.
What you see before you is the greatest collection of wrestlers in WCWWE today. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. Mr Wrestlemania. The Showstopper. The Main Event. A former multi-time WCWWE Champion.
The Monstrous Mike Knox. The Bearded Colossus. A former Intercontinental Champion.
And finally you have the A-Listers. The In-Crowd. The greatest tag team in WCWWE today. Your WCWWE Tag Team Champions. John Morrison and THE MIZ!
You see when Arn Anderson told us he was putting a new Four Horsemen together with four of Smackdown's best, we were an natural choice.
Who after all, can compare to us? The Remnants? The Colons? I don't think so.
You can call it arrogance. We call it confidence. Don't believe how good we are? We'll prove it. Next week we'll defeat the Colons. Then we'll go on to Survivor Series and become the Unified Tag Team Champions.
It's not bragging if you can back it up.
*Miz passes the mic to Mike Knox.*
I was never appreciated on ECW. I dominated my division by winning championships but Mae Young didn't find me entertaining enough. She wanted me to pretend I was some psycho monster freak. All the ECW fans cared about was the size of my beard. I am more than a bearded monster. I am the most talented, most intimidating superstar in the WCWWE and on ECW I wasn't given the chance to show that I was more than what people thought I was.
When I got that phone call from Arn to help re-form the greatest stable in wrestling history I had to accept this amazing opportunity. On this show with Shawn Michaels, John Morrison, The Miz and Double A by my side I will claim dominance over R-Truth, Yoshi Tatsu, John Cena, Mark Henry, Kane, MVP, Matt Striker and anyone else that gets my way. You haven't seen anything yet from Mike Knox. Myself and the men standing in this ring will take over Smackdown and dominate it on levels that the Cult of the Light only wished they could've done. If you thought I was amazing on ECW that is nothing compared to how good I will be on Smackdown. I am the enforcer of this group. If anyone wants to challenge the Horsemen......I would love to see them step up to me.
*Knox passes the mic to HBK.*
What you see here is the elite in professional wrestling. You have Arn Anderson. A true legend in this business. The enforcer of the original horsemen and the brains behind this new incarnation. You have Mike Knox. The greatest big man in this company today. The man who dominated ECW for so long and will do the same on this show. Then we have The In-Crowd. Voted WCWWE Tag Team of the Year. The greatest tag team of the 21st century by far. Hollywood Blondes, The Hardys, Edge and Christian, Team 3D have got nothing on this team. multiple time tag team champions and soon to be first ever Unified Tag Team Champions.
Then ya got me. I'm the greatest wrestler.....of ALL TIME! Arn Anderson has gathered the elite in wrestling today and we are here to make Smackdown a better place. With our Armani suits, superior wrestling ability and unlimited charisma we will own this brand of sports entertainment. If you thought the original Horsemen was great this incarnation will change wrestling for ever. This is a new force in WCWWE. We are the most athletic, most decorated, hottest faction in history and we intend to prove that by destroying the Smackdown roster. The very best of Raw, Smackdown and ECW were combined to make this force. No one is going to stop the Four Horsemen 2.0. Not now, not ever.
*HBK hands the mic to Arn Anderson*
When Vince came to me with the idea of taking over as Smackdown General Manager, I couldn’t say no. What an opportunity it was for me to be in charge of one of the best shows on television today. But Vince issued me a challenge. And his challenge was to inject Smackdown with a new dose of excitement and adrenaline… to change the face of Smackdown. I instantly knew what I was going to do… recreate the horsemen, and the hunt was on for the new members of this illustrious group. And this was not an easy task… cause not just anyone can get into the 4 horsemen. Only the very best can even be considered. I mean, just look at who was a part of that group… Myself, Ole Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Lex Lugar, Sting, Sid Vicious Brian Pillman, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko… Oh yea… and there was another… someone you might know by the name of Ric Flair! *LOUD CHEERS*
Ric Flair… 16-Time World Champion… A mainstay in the Horsemen group… A hard man to replace… But who could I get that could possibly match up to the accomplishments of Ric Flair… Then it hit me… The man that is a 7-time champion… the man that defeated the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and end his Wrestlemania winning streak… and a man, who just one year prior, ended the career of Ric Flair *BOOS*… Shawn Michaels!
Then we needed the next element… a dominate tag team… a team that could get it done time and time again. And I had a couple candidates, but they needed to be tested… they had had it too easy. And after months of sending challenge after challenge at Miz and Morrison, they stood strong. They never took a step back. They faced each and everyone one head on and came out victorious. They showed me they had what it took and knew what it meant to be a horseman.
And the last piece of the puzzle. The muscle. The ruthless enforcer. Sid, Benoit, McMichael, myself… Each had a unique quality that set him apart from the others. When a job needed to be done, these were the men to accomplish it. So who better than the best strongman in the business, former Intercontinental Champion Mike Knox!
These four men before you are the very best in the business. And they will be treated as such. From the limousine riden’, to the jet flyin’, to the fine dinin’, and leaving the ladies a-smilin’. So Smackdown, get ready. Cause if you don’t remember what the Horsemen were all about… trust me… we will remind you real soon.
*Everyone gives the four horsemen signal as we go to break*
Mark Henry gets the mic off the commentator
Right, since I beat Heath Slater twice in a row now, surely someone else must want $10,000? Its a lot of money. You could buy a car or something. All you have to do is last 10 minutes in a cage. It is pretty easy. Come on!
Henry stops to think
If I add one more dollar to the situation, would someone accept? Yes they would! It is now $10,001 on the line!
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Jimmy Wang Yang!??! He must have a death wish… this isn’t going to be pretty…
Mark Henry picks Wang Yang up, then runs at the cage and crashes JWY into the steel cage. Henry throws JWY down to the mat and climbs the turnbuckle… HE’S GOING FOR A SPLASH!! Just then from the corner of his eye, he sees someone entering the ring in a green hoodie… Henry climbs down and charges at the mystery man with a clothesline… the man ducks it… OH MY GOD! He just hit Henry with something!... A sheleighleigh!!! ITS FINLAY!!! HE’S BACK!!! Henry falls to the matt like a tree… Finlay drags Jimmy Wang Yang over and places him on top of Henry..
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Here is your winner of the $100,001 caged beast challenge… Jimmy Wang Yang!
*We cut to backstage, where Colt Cabana is standing by with Joey Styles.*
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the man that feels he was screwed over in last week's Triple Threat match for the United States Title, Colt Cabana.
Thanks Joey.
Now Colt, last week you were mere seconds away from winning the United States Title before Matt Striker and MVP interfered, costing you the match. What are your thoughts?
My thoughts Joey? My thoughts are pretty simple. If it wasn't for MVP and Matt Striker, I would have the United States Title around my waist. I would be called a champion right now instead of just a "runner-up". MVP and Matt Striker cost me my chance at glory Joey, and I'm hell bent on making them pay for what they did tonight.
Speaking of the United States Title, how do you feel about R-Truth's reign as United States Champion still intact?
Joey, I've said it before. I have nothing but the utmost respect for R-Truth. We've traveled up and down these roads together, we've become friends... hell, when he needed help against The Cult of Light, I was there. Last week, R-Truth capitalized on a weakened John Cena to retain his title, and I don't blame him one bit for doing so.
But Truth, I'm telling you right now. I know you had nothing to do with MVP and Striker interfering, and I know you had no idea until the match was over. But that doesn't change the fact that I was seconds away from winning the title around your waist.
So once again, I'm coming to you like a man and making my intentions clear. Once we take care of MVP and Striker, you and me go one on one for the United States Title.
Colt Cabana's intentions have been made clear, but tonight he gains a measure of revenge against the men who-
*Maria, dressed as a Playboy Bunny, enters, munching on a carrot.*
Eh... what's up Doc?
Um... uh-
Come on Maria. You need to get ready for your match tonight.
Mmkay!
*Colt Cabana and Maria walk away as Joey Styles is at a loss for words. The camera turns towards Maria and Colt, picking up some of their conversation.*
I should've taken the left at Albuquerque, huh?
Yeah, you probably should've.
Oh.... hey, is it wabbit season?
*break*
First to the ring
Representing the Colons….Primo Colon!
And his opponent…
Representing the 4 Horsemen, ½ of the reigning Tag Team Champions… John Morrison!
Primo goes for his springboard headbutt, but Knox gets up on the side of the ring and distracts Primo. Primo hits a dropkick on Knox knocking him to the floor. Morrison recovers and catches primo as he’s getting back up and suplexes him. Morrison goes over to the turnbuckle… Starship Pain!!
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The four horsemen are looking good… winning their inaugural match as a new team . We'll be right back after this short break.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time please welcome Mia Mancini!
The girl Mickie James attacked two weeks ago walks to the ring
Thank you. Hi everyone. You’re probably wondering who I am and what I’m doing here. Well, my name is Mia. And as for why I’m here, well… why don’t we just take a look at what happened on this show two weeks ago?
The following plays on the Tron
Mickie comes out to the ring, a smile on her face. However, her smile quickly becomes a frown as she is greeted by deafening boos from the crowd.
Mickie enters and grabs the mic. She tries to speak, but the boos are so loud that she can't be heard. She angrily throws the mic down and starts to leave. Halfway up the ramp, she sees a teenage couple booing her. She walks up to them and starts screaming at the girl. Her boyfriend tried to get in between them, but Mickie piefaces him, knocking him to the floor. The girl get's right in Mickie's face, but Mickie backs up.
The girl goes to check on her boyfriend, but Mickie suddenly grabs her by the hair and pulls her over the railing! Mickie starts stomping and kicking the girl, who tries to cover up. Mickie pulls her up by the hair and kisses her on the lips, before nearly kicking her head off! She then starts to apply the STF, but security runs out and handcuffs Mickie and drag her backstage. Medical staff runs out to help the girl.
The video ends
Now, I was invited here tonight as a goodwill gesture by the Board of Directors. However, I didn’t just wanna sit and watch the show. So, on that note… Mickie James. Get your ass out here, you bitch!
Mickie walks out to a chorus of boos. She’s dressed as a witch, for the costume match
A witch costume. How fitting. Mickie, what the hell?! I was just in the crowd, watching the show with my boyfriend. We were just having a little fun, I’m actually a huge fan of yours. But what you did is inexcusable! I’m not a wrestler, Mickie! You know I could sue you right? What the hell is your problem, you fucking psycho?!
Mickie looks at Mia, getting angrier with every word she says. Finally, she get’s in her face and…
Extends her hand
Mia. I’m sorry. What I did was absolutely reprehensible. No WCWWE Superstar or Diva should ever, under any circumstances, put their hands on a fan like that. Now, you have every right to be angry, but please. Can you find it your heart to forgive me?
Mia thinks it over, as crowd urges her not to do it. Finally, she shakes Mickie’s hand.
Thank you Mia. You have no idea how much this means to me.
Mia simply nods and goes to leave, but Mickie grabs her arm.
Wait. Where’re you going?
Mia braces herself for the worse, as the crowd starts to boo.
I want you to have a ringside seat for my match! Consider it my way of trying to make up for what I did to you.
Mia breathes a sigh of relief, then exit’s the ring and Justin Roberts sets up a chair at ringside for her.
*We return from break with the Smackdown Women already in the ring in various Halloween style costumes*
Layla and Eve are fighting on the outside… Layla tries a roundhouse… but slips and hits her head on the ground. Nikki picks up a chair and walks up behind eve and waits for her to turn around. Behind Nikki, Gail is sneaking up on her. Then out of nowhere, Brie flies down from the ring and hits a clothesline on Gail. Nikki looks down in shock… then like she forgot and suddenly remembered again… she turned and clocked Eve in the head with the chair.
Inside the ring, Mickie and Maria square off. But Beth enters and grabs mickie and holds her arms behind her back. Maria bounces of the ropes and goes for a forearm shot… but mickie ducks it and maria nails Beth! Beth gets angry kicks Maria in the gut and hits the fisherman’s suplex on her and leaves the ring. Mickie rushes over and makes the cover..
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Here is your winners, The Bellas, Layla and Mickie James!
Mickie begins celebrating. She goes outside the ring, and goes to give Mia a high five… then suddenly grabs Mia by the hair and throws her to the floor. She tosses her in the ring and slams her head on the mat a few times. The crowd is booing loudly!
Oh my God… someone get in there and stop that mad woman!!
Mickie locks Mia in the STF, when Beth Phoenix runs back out and pulls her off. Beth get’s in a few shots on her before Mickie get’s out of the ring. Some officials run out to check on Mia while Beth chases Mickie up the ramp.
Making his way to the ring…
Representing the Colons… Carlito!
And his Opponent…
Representing the 4 Horsemen, ½ of the reigning Tag Team Champions… The Miz!
Miz hits the Mizinator and goes for the cover…
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Here is your winner… The Miz!
All of a sudden… Morrison runs down to the ring and begins to attack Carlito… The Miz and Morrison begin to double team him when primo rushes down for the save! He hits a backstabber on Miz then begins to attack Morrison… Carlito comes around and the two begin to work over Morrison. They hit a double suplex on Morrison. Then they both climb the top rope and poise themselves for a flying attack on both Miz and Morrison… just then Mike knox and HBK run down to ringside and pull Miz and Morrison out of the ring and back up the ramp.
Carlito and Primo stand there pointing at Miz and Morrison making the title signal at their waist, as the four members of the Horsemen stand there looking on.
Beth is backstage looking for Mickie. She starts opening doors to see if she’s around, when Mickie nails her from behind with a broom.
YOU LOOKIN' FOR ME, BETH?!! WELL... HERE'S MICKIE!!!
Mickie smacks Beth with the broom a few more times, then picks her up by the hair. She drags her down the hall towards the exit, but Beth elbows Mickie in the ribs, then slams her head against the door! Mickie falls to the floor. Beth opens the door and kicks Mickie outside. Finally she closes the door and walks away.
First, making his way to the ring…
CM Punk!
And his opponent…
Triple H!
Punk sets up Triple H for the Go to Sleep, but Triple H counters it… kicks Punk in the gut… Pedigree..
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Here is your winner… Triple H!
First… Making their way to the ring…
Representing the 4 Horsemen… Knox and HBK!
And their opponents..
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The Funaki Kid… and the Hunter Haas Helmsley… Degenhaasration F!!!
HBK tags in Knox who rushes to the middle of the ring and beckons Haas to attack him… Haas looks around the arena and points to Funaki… the crowd cheers! He keeps this up for a few more moments then makes the tag to funaki… the crowd erupts. Funaki flips over the top rope, lands… then plants the sweet chin music right to Knox’s jaw!
Funaki turns back to Haas and asks “Who was zat guy? *Haas points back into the ring with a bewildered look on his face* “He was part of the match right? *Haas nods slightly in agreement* “So I did good! *Funaki give Haas a thumbs up and turns around… only to be met by a devastating clothesline from Knox… who was unphased by the SCM. He picks Funaki back up and hits the Knox out. He makes the pin and looks back at Haas… who doesn’t want any piece of Knox and just stands there and watches as the ref makes the count.
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Kickout!!!
Knox is shocked!!
He throws Funaki over to Haas… then goes over to make the tag to HBK… Haas rushes at HBK only to be met by Sweet Chin Music…
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Kickout!
HBK is beside himself! He goes to the outside… grabs a chair and clocks Haas in the head with the steel chair! DQ!!
The Horsemen got a little cocky and the thrillas were tougher than they expected… I think they got under their skin a little bit tonight
Here are your winners via disqualification… Kung Fu Thrillas!
After the match, Knox and HBK continue their assault on the Thrillas. Knox hits another knox out on both men… then picks Haas up and holds him as HBK begins tuning up the band. Just then Carlito and Primo start making their way down to the ring. Knox drops Haas and they ready themselves for another fight. But from behind Miz and Morrison run down and attack the Colons before they can reach the ring! They throw both of them in the ring and there begins a 4 on 2 assault.
Knox hits the Knox out on Carlito and then Morrison follows up with a Starship Pain. HBK hits a sweet chin music on Primo, but before he falls to the ground, gets hit with a Mizinator! All four men stand in the middle of the ring and give the four horsemen signal with the Colons and Thrillas down on the ground as we go to break.
Main Event
First making their way to the ring…
Colt Cabana and the United States Champion R-Truth!
And their opponents…
Representing the Cult… Matt Striker and MVP!
R-Truth hits the ax kick on MVP as cabana rushes over and punches striker off the ring mat.
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Here are your winners, R-Truth and Colt Cabana!
Thanks for joining us, we’ll see you next week!
John Morrison def. Primo
4v4 Diva’s Halloween Havoc: Brie Bella (Devil, Mickie James (Witch), Layla (Ninja), Nikki Bella (Angel) def. Beth Phoenix (Indian), Eve Torres (Nurse), Gail Kim (Cheerleader), Maria (Cat)
The Miz def. Carlito
Triple H def. CM Punk
Kung Fu Thrillas def. Knox/HBK
Colt Cabana/R-Truth def. MVP/Striker
*A white limo pulls up in the parking lot. The chauffeur opens the door and out step Shawn Michaels, Mike Knox, The In-Crowd and Arn Anderson wearing expensive suits and shades. Joey Styles runs up to HBK with a microphone.*
Shawn Michaels at the conclusion of last week's show the five of you apparently formed some sort of group. Can you tell us why?
All will be explained when we go out to the ring tonight. Now if you'd please leave us alone.
But Shawn I'd just like to get your thoughts on-
*Mike Knox grabs Joey by the collar and holds him up against the wall aggressively.*
The boss asked you to leave us alone! Respect our wishes or we will make you wish you never crossed our paths
*Joey scurries off. The Horsemen continue walking chatting amongst themselves.*
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I’m your host… Michael Cole.
Looks like I missed a historic night last week. R-Truth successfully defended the US Championship… but during the match, the cult got involved. Tonight, the cult is in tag team action against R-Truth and Colt Cabana. Also last week was the return of arguably one of, if not THE, greatest stables of all time… the 4 Horsemen.
We have a solid card for you tonight, folks… you’ll be on the edge of your seats!
*The 4 Horsemen arrogantly walk to the ring. The Miz picks up a microphone.*
I still can't believe it. You all bought it. None of you suspected anything. While all of you were sitting there waiting, just waiting to Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox to take the tag team titles from the arrogant Miz and Morrison, none of you saw it coming.
But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Greatness attracts greatness. The elite bands together.
What you see before you is the greatest collection of wrestlers in WCWWE today. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. Mr Wrestlemania. The Showstopper. The Main Event. A former multi-time WCWWE Champion.
The Monstrous Mike Knox. The Bearded Colossus. A former Intercontinental Champion.
And finally you have the A-Listers. The In-Crowd. The greatest tag team in WCWWE today. Your WCWWE Tag Team Champions. John Morrison and THE MIZ!
You see when Arn Anderson told us he was putting a new Four Horsemen together with four of Smackdown's best, we were an natural choice.
Who after all, can compare to us? The Remnants? The Colons? I don't think so.
You can call it arrogance. We call it confidence. Don't believe how good we are? We'll prove it. Next week we'll defeat the Colons. Then we'll go on to Survivor Series and become the Unified Tag Team Champions.
It's not bragging if you can back it up.
*Miz passes the mic to Mike Knox.*
I was never appreciated on ECW. I dominated my division by winning championships but Mae Young didn't find me entertaining enough. She wanted me to pretend I was some psycho monster freak. All the ECW fans cared about was the size of my beard. I am more than a bearded monster. I am the most talented, most intimidating superstar in the WCWWE and on ECW I wasn't given the chance to show that I was more than what people thought I was.
When I got that phone call from Arn to help re-form the greatest stable in wrestling history I had to accept this amazing opportunity. On this show with Shawn Michaels, John Morrison, The Miz and Double A by my side I will claim dominance over R-Truth, Yoshi Tatsu, John Cena, Mark Henry, Kane, MVP, Matt Striker and anyone else that gets my way. You haven't seen anything yet from Mike Knox. Myself and the men standing in this ring will take over Smackdown and dominate it on levels that the Cult of the Light only wished they could've done. If you thought I was amazing on ECW that is nothing compared to how good I will be on Smackdown. I am the enforcer of this group. If anyone wants to challenge the Horsemen......I would love to see them step up to me.
*Knox passes the mic to HBK.*
What you see here is the elite in professional wrestling. You have Arn Anderson. A true legend in this business. The enforcer of the original horsemen and the brains behind this new incarnation. You have Mike Knox. The greatest big man in this company today. The man who dominated ECW for so long and will do the same on this show. Then we have The In-Crowd. Voted WCWWE Tag Team of the Year. The greatest tag team of the 21st century by far. Hollywood Blondes, The Hardys, Edge and Christian, Team 3D have got nothing on this team. multiple time tag team champions and soon to be first ever Unified Tag Team Champions.
Then ya got me. I'm the greatest wrestler.....of ALL TIME! Arn Anderson has gathered the elite in wrestling today and we are here to make Smackdown a better place. With our Armani suits, superior wrestling ability and unlimited charisma we will own this brand of sports entertainment. If you thought the original Horsemen was great this incarnation will change wrestling for ever. This is a new force in WCWWE. We are the most athletic, most decorated, hottest faction in history and we intend to prove that by destroying the Smackdown roster. The very best of Raw, Smackdown and ECW were combined to make this force. No one is going to stop the Four Horsemen 2.0. Not now, not ever.
*HBK hands the mic to Arn Anderson*
When Vince came to me with the idea of taking over as Smackdown General Manager, I couldn’t say no. What an opportunity it was for me to be in charge of one of the best shows on television today. But Vince issued me a challenge. And his challenge was to inject Smackdown with a new dose of excitement and adrenaline… to change the face of Smackdown. I instantly knew what I was going to do… recreate the horsemen, and the hunt was on for the new members of this illustrious group. And this was not an easy task… cause not just anyone can get into the 4 horsemen. Only the very best can even be considered. I mean, just look at who was a part of that group… Myself, Ole Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Lex Lugar, Sting, Sid Vicious Brian Pillman, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko… Oh yea… and there was another… someone you might know by the name of Ric Flair! *LOUD CHEERS*
Ric Flair… 16-Time World Champion… A mainstay in the Horsemen group… A hard man to replace… But who could I get that could possibly match up to the accomplishments of Ric Flair… Then it hit me… The man that is a 7-time champion… the man that defeated the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and end his Wrestlemania winning streak… and a man, who just one year prior, ended the career of Ric Flair *BOOS*… Shawn Michaels!
Then we needed the next element… a dominate tag team… a team that could get it done time and time again. And I had a couple candidates, but they needed to be tested… they had had it too easy. And after months of sending challenge after challenge at Miz and Morrison, they stood strong. They never took a step back. They faced each and everyone one head on and came out victorious. They showed me they had what it took and knew what it meant to be a horseman.
And the last piece of the puzzle. The muscle. The ruthless enforcer. Sid, Benoit, McMichael, myself… Each had a unique quality that set him apart from the others. When a job needed to be done, these were the men to accomplish it. So who better than the best strongman in the business, former Intercontinental Champion Mike Knox!
These four men before you are the very best in the business. And they will be treated as such. From the limousine riden’, to the jet flyin’, to the fine dinin’, and leaving the ladies a-smilin’. So Smackdown, get ready. Cause if you don’t remember what the Horsemen were all about… trust me… we will remind you real soon.
*Everyone gives the four horsemen signal as we go to break*
Mark Henry gets the mic off the commentator
Right, since I beat Heath Slater twice in a row now, surely someone else must want $10,000? Its a lot of money. You could buy a car or something. All you have to do is last 10 minutes in a cage. It is pretty easy. Come on!
Henry stops to think
If I add one more dollar to the situation, would someone accept? Yes they would! It is now $10,001 on the line!
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Jimmy Wang Yang!??! He must have a death wish… this isn’t going to be pretty…
Mark Henry vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
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Mark Henry picks Wang Yang up, then runs at the cage and crashes JWY into the steel cage. Henry throws JWY down to the mat and climbs the turnbuckle… HE’S GOING FOR A SPLASH!! Just then from the corner of his eye, he sees someone entering the ring in a green hoodie… Henry climbs down and charges at the mystery man with a clothesline… the man ducks it… OH MY GOD! He just hit Henry with something!... A sheleighleigh!!! ITS FINLAY!!! HE’S BACK!!! Henry falls to the matt like a tree… Finlay drags Jimmy Wang Yang over and places him on top of Henry..
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Here is your winner of the $100,001 caged beast challenge… Jimmy Wang Yang!
*We cut to backstage, where Colt Cabana is standing by with Joey Styles.*
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the man that feels he was screwed over in last week's Triple Threat match for the United States Title, Colt Cabana.
Thanks Joey.
Now Colt, last week you were mere seconds away from winning the United States Title before Matt Striker and MVP interfered, costing you the match. What are your thoughts?
My thoughts Joey? My thoughts are pretty simple. If it wasn't for MVP and Matt Striker, I would have the United States Title around my waist. I would be called a champion right now instead of just a "runner-up". MVP and Matt Striker cost me my chance at glory Joey, and I'm hell bent on making them pay for what they did tonight.
Speaking of the United States Title, how do you feel about R-Truth's reign as United States Champion still intact?
Joey, I've said it before. I have nothing but the utmost respect for R-Truth. We've traveled up and down these roads together, we've become friends... hell, when he needed help against The Cult of Light, I was there. Last week, R-Truth capitalized on a weakened John Cena to retain his title, and I don't blame him one bit for doing so.
But Truth, I'm telling you right now. I know you had nothing to do with MVP and Striker interfering, and I know you had no idea until the match was over. But that doesn't change the fact that I was seconds away from winning the title around your waist.
So once again, I'm coming to you like a man and making my intentions clear. Once we take care of MVP and Striker, you and me go one on one for the United States Title.
Colt Cabana's intentions have been made clear, but tonight he gains a measure of revenge against the men who-
*Maria, dressed as a Playboy Bunny, enters, munching on a carrot.*
Eh... what's up Doc?
Um... uh-
Come on Maria. You need to get ready for your match tonight.
Mmkay!
*Colt Cabana and Maria walk away as Joey Styles is at a loss for words. The camera turns towards Maria and Colt, picking up some of their conversation.*
I should've taken the left at Albuquerque, huh?
Yeah, you probably should've.
Oh.... hey, is it wabbit season?
*break*
First to the ring
Representing the Colons….Primo Colon!
And his opponent…
Representing the 4 Horsemen, ½ of the reigning Tag Team Champions… John Morrison!
John Morrison vs Primo
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Primo goes for his springboard headbutt, but Knox gets up on the side of the ring and distracts Primo. Primo hits a dropkick on Knox knocking him to the floor. Morrison recovers and catches primo as he’s getting back up and suplexes him. Morrison goes over to the turnbuckle… Starship Pain!!
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The four horsemen are looking good… winning their inaugural match as a new team . We'll be right back after this short break.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time please welcome Mia Mancini!
The girl Mickie James attacked two weeks ago walks to the ring
Thank you. Hi everyone. You’re probably wondering who I am and what I’m doing here. Well, my name is Mia. And as for why I’m here, well… why don’t we just take a look at what happened on this show two weeks ago?
The following plays on the Tron
Mickie comes out to the ring, a smile on her face. However, her smile quickly becomes a frown as she is greeted by deafening boos from the crowd.
Mickie enters and grabs the mic. She tries to speak, but the boos are so loud that she can't be heard. She angrily throws the mic down and starts to leave. Halfway up the ramp, she sees a teenage couple booing her. She walks up to them and starts screaming at the girl. Her boyfriend tried to get in between them, but Mickie piefaces him, knocking him to the floor. The girl get's right in Mickie's face, but Mickie backs up.
The girl goes to check on her boyfriend, but Mickie suddenly grabs her by the hair and pulls her over the railing! Mickie starts stomping and kicking the girl, who tries to cover up. Mickie pulls her up by the hair and kisses her on the lips, before nearly kicking her head off! She then starts to apply the STF, but security runs out and handcuffs Mickie and drag her backstage. Medical staff runs out to help the girl.
The video ends
Now, I was invited here tonight as a goodwill gesture by the Board of Directors. However, I didn’t just wanna sit and watch the show. So, on that note… Mickie James. Get your ass out here, you bitch!
Mickie walks out to a chorus of boos. She’s dressed as a witch, for the costume match
A witch costume. How fitting. Mickie, what the hell?! I was just in the crowd, watching the show with my boyfriend. We were just having a little fun, I’m actually a huge fan of yours. But what you did is inexcusable! I’m not a wrestler, Mickie! You know I could sue you right? What the hell is your problem, you fucking psycho?!
Mickie looks at Mia, getting angrier with every word she says. Finally, she get’s in her face and…
Extends her hand
Mia. I’m sorry. What I did was absolutely reprehensible. No WCWWE Superstar or Diva should ever, under any circumstances, put their hands on a fan like that. Now, you have every right to be angry, but please. Can you find it your heart to forgive me?
Mia thinks it over, as crowd urges her not to do it. Finally, she shakes Mickie’s hand.
Thank you Mia. You have no idea how much this means to me.
Mia simply nods and goes to leave, but Mickie grabs her arm.
Wait. Where’re you going?
Mia braces herself for the worse, as the crowd starts to boo.
I want you to have a ringside seat for my match! Consider it my way of trying to make up for what I did to you.
Mia breathes a sigh of relief, then exit’s the ring and Justin Roberts sets up a chair at ringside for her.
*We return from break with the Smackdown Women already in the ring in various Halloween style costumes*
4v4 Diva’s Halloween Havoc (featuring WCWWE Smackdown Diva's in Halloween Costumes)
Beth Phoenix (Indian)
Eve Torres (Nurse)
Gail Kim (Cheerleader)
Maria (Bunny)
Vs.
Brie Bella (Angel)
Mickie James (Witch)
Layla (Ninja)
Nikki Bella (Devil)
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]Beth Phoenix (Indian)
Eve Torres (Nurse)
Gail Kim (Cheerleader)
Maria (Bunny)
Vs.
Brie Bella (Angel)
Mickie James (Witch)
Layla (Ninja)
Nikki Bella (Devil)
First to 3
10 minutes
Layla and Eve are fighting on the outside… Layla tries a roundhouse… but slips and hits her head on the ground. Nikki picks up a chair and walks up behind eve and waits for her to turn around. Behind Nikki, Gail is sneaking up on her. Then out of nowhere, Brie flies down from the ring and hits a clothesline on Gail. Nikki looks down in shock… then like she forgot and suddenly remembered again… she turned and clocked Eve in the head with the chair.
Inside the ring, Mickie and Maria square off. But Beth enters and grabs mickie and holds her arms behind her back. Maria bounces of the ropes and goes for a forearm shot… but mickie ducks it and maria nails Beth! Beth gets angry kicks Maria in the gut and hits the fisherman’s suplex on her and leaves the ring. Mickie rushes over and makes the cover..
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Here is your winners, The Bellas, Layla and Mickie James!
Mickie begins celebrating. She goes outside the ring, and goes to give Mia a high five… then suddenly grabs Mia by the hair and throws her to the floor. She tosses her in the ring and slams her head on the mat a few times. The crowd is booing loudly!
Oh my God… someone get in there and stop that mad woman!!
Mickie locks Mia in the STF, when Beth Phoenix runs back out and pulls her off. Beth get’s in a few shots on her before Mickie get’s out of the ring. Some officials run out to check on Mia while Beth chases Mickie up the ramp.
Making his way to the ring…
Representing the Colons… Carlito!
And his Opponent…
Representing the 4 Horsemen, ½ of the reigning Tag Team Champions… The Miz!
Carlito vs The Miz
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Miz hits the Mizinator and goes for the cover…
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Here is your winner… The Miz!
All of a sudden… Morrison runs down to the ring and begins to attack Carlito… The Miz and Morrison begin to double team him when primo rushes down for the save! He hits a backstabber on Miz then begins to attack Morrison… Carlito comes around and the two begin to work over Morrison. They hit a double suplex on Morrison. Then they both climb the top rope and poise themselves for a flying attack on both Miz and Morrison… just then Mike knox and HBK run down to ringside and pull Miz and Morrison out of the ring and back up the ramp.
Carlito and Primo stand there pointing at Miz and Morrison making the title signal at their waist, as the four members of the Horsemen stand there looking on.
Beth is backstage looking for Mickie. She starts opening doors to see if she’s around, when Mickie nails her from behind with a broom.
YOU LOOKIN' FOR ME, BETH?!! WELL... HERE'S MICKIE!!!
Mickie smacks Beth with the broom a few more times, then picks her up by the hair. She drags her down the hall towards the exit, but Beth elbows Mickie in the ribs, then slams her head against the door! Mickie falls to the floor. Beth opens the door and kicks Mickie outside. Finally she closes the door and walks away.
First, making his way to the ring…
CM Punk!
And his opponent…
Triple H!
CM Punk vs Triple H
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Punk sets up Triple H for the Go to Sleep, but Triple H counters it… kicks Punk in the gut… Pedigree..
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Here is your winner… Triple H!
First… Making their way to the ring…
Representing the 4 Horsemen… Knox and HBK!
And their opponents..
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The Funaki Kid… and the Hunter Haas Helmsley… Degenhaasration F!!!
Degenhaasration F (Kung Fu Thrillas) vs Knox/HBK
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
HBK tags in Knox who rushes to the middle of the ring and beckons Haas to attack him… Haas looks around the arena and points to Funaki… the crowd cheers! He keeps this up for a few more moments then makes the tag to funaki… the crowd erupts. Funaki flips over the top rope, lands… then plants the sweet chin music right to Knox’s jaw!
Funaki turns back to Haas and asks “Who was zat guy? *Haas points back into the ring with a bewildered look on his face* “He was part of the match right? *Haas nods slightly in agreement* “So I did good! *Funaki give Haas a thumbs up and turns around… only to be met by a devastating clothesline from Knox… who was unphased by the SCM. He picks Funaki back up and hits the Knox out. He makes the pin and looks back at Haas… who doesn’t want any piece of Knox and just stands there and watches as the ref makes the count.
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Kickout!!!
Knox is shocked!!
He throws Funaki over to Haas… then goes over to make the tag to HBK… Haas rushes at HBK only to be met by Sweet Chin Music…
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HBK is beside himself! He goes to the outside… grabs a chair and clocks Haas in the head with the steel chair! DQ!!
The Horsemen got a little cocky and the thrillas were tougher than they expected… I think they got under their skin a little bit tonight
Here are your winners via disqualification… Kung Fu Thrillas!
After the match, Knox and HBK continue their assault on the Thrillas. Knox hits another knox out on both men… then picks Haas up and holds him as HBK begins tuning up the band. Just then Carlito and Primo start making their way down to the ring. Knox drops Haas and they ready themselves for another fight. But from behind Miz and Morrison run down and attack the Colons before they can reach the ring! They throw both of them in the ring and there begins a 4 on 2 assault.
Knox hits the Knox out on Carlito and then Morrison follows up with a Starship Pain. HBK hits a sweet chin music on Primo, but before he falls to the ground, gets hit with a Mizinator! All four men stand in the middle of the ring and give the four horsemen signal with the Colons and Thrillas down on the ground as we go to break.
Main Event
First making their way to the ring…
Colt Cabana and the United States Champion R-Truth!
And their opponents…
Representing the Cult… Matt Striker and MVP!
Colt Cabana/R-Truth vs MVP/Striker
First to 4
15 minutes
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15 minutes
R-Truth hits the ax kick on MVP as cabana rushes over and punches striker off the ring mat.
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Here are your winners, R-Truth and Colt Cabana!
Thanks for joining us, we’ll see you next week!