Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2009 13:14:49 GMT -5
Pyro goes off and we are live in the arena.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your announce team for the evening, Abraham Washington and Lauren Mayhew!
Abraham Washington and Lauren Mayhew enter and make their way to the announce table.
Welcome to Badd Blood! I am Abraham Washington, THE most talented announcer in WCWWE. And tonight I am very privileged to be joined the lovely and talented Lauren Mayhew.
Lauren: Well thank you Abe. I’d say I’m excited to be here, but my mother taught me not to lie.
Haha! Y’see, this is why I requested you as my partner tonight. You pull no punches, you tell it like it is! I like that!
Lauren: Whatever. Can we just get this night over with?
Absolutely! To kick things off, we got a Tag Team Steel Cage Rumble for the Extreme Tag Team Championship. Earlier today, we had the opportunity to hear from some of the teams involved.
Kelly Kelly here with Jamie Noble and Tyson Kidd. Guys-
What did you just call me?
Tyson Kidd. So guys-
Kelly, my name is not Tyson Kidd. I am Kidd Kash!
OK. So guys-
Noble growls at Kelly.
What Jamie is trying to say is that you’re very pretty.
Thanks Jamie, you’re very sweet. So guys-
But you’re a little lacking on the brain matter side of things. Kelly, you didn’t even know my name! So let me save you the trouble of having to think, by just telling you what’s going to happen tonight. We are going to go out there and rough up every other team in that cage! We are going to make people bleed, and we bleed too, well even better. The Pitbulls aren’t here to show mercy, we’re here to win Championships, and tonight, that’s just what we’re gonna do!
Noble barks at the camera before the two exit.
Thanks guys!
Tony Atlas: I am here with da men who have bullied me relentlessly over the last few months and da Extreme Tag Team Champions...for now...Da Hollywood Blondes
*The camera pans out to reveal Dolph and Jack on either side.*
Tony Atlas: Gentleman t'night is your biggest challenge ever as champions. Y'will defend yer titles inside the steel cage rumble against ECW's best tag teams. What're yer thoughts on this?
Tony tonight is our biggest challenge ever as champions. The bookmakers have all their money on Low Ki and Hoyt and Tampa Vice.
Just like every single match we have been in these past 13 weeks the odds makers and statisticians have all said that surely the Hollywood Blondes have to lose now. But we didn't. We won every single match that was thrown at us from steel cage rumbles to parking lot brawls to street fights to last man standings everything was thrown at us we conquered it all.
We've beaten every tag team time and time again. Mae Young could respect that and give us a normal match at Badd Blood but no. Mae hates us and is desperate for us to lose these titles which we have gave every ounce of blood and sweat to keep around our waists! But that's ok Mae.
We will just overcome the odds again.
You see Tony, Many believe that just because we messed around every week and don't seem to take our competition serious, or that we don't care. Some believe that because we don't talk week after week about 'how we are better' just cause we are champ, that we don't appreciate the fact that we hold these titles.
What most people don't realize, is that these belts aren't something we own, they aren't something we wear. They DEFINE us. It means we are the best tag team on ECW. And week after week, we go out there and prove just that. We don't have to tell everyone, we let our actions show it in the ring.
We DO understand the situation, Tony... we DO understand the massive disadvantage we have to overcome.
So, no more goofing off... there's no time for jokes... no time for playing around... Mae has stacked the odds against us, yet again... and this time, it got personal.
But we wont let you get away with this. By the end of the night you will look very foolish when we once again go through every damn team on ECW again! We were in one of these matches before and not only did we win...we dominated.
We are stepping into our playground here, and with familiar opponents to boot. Tampa Vice, Smooth Criminals, Cryme Tyme. We beat them all in tag team action and against them all at the same time. Our only opponents we don't know are Low Ki and Lance Hoyt. But these guys aren't even a real team. They have hardly any experience together and sure Ki has beaten Dolph before but we're better than ever because now they have Rosa. Our win streak started after we dumped that bitch. She's a liability.
LoHo... a tag team made up of a pair that steal wives and ruin lives. You two are the new tag team on the block. We'll we've got news for you boys...we've been doing this a long time, and if you think for one moment we'll just roll over and let you take these titles that we worked hard to win and keep... you got another thing coming!
Tampa Vice you guys didn't wanna help me when I found a horses head in my pillow you just wanted to get in my head. Well it didn't work did it? Last night we owned your asses in a parking lot brawl!
Smooth Criminals you two have done nothing since losing the titles except pretend to be a dead pop legend and fail at it. You are nothing to us.
Cryme Tyme we've beaten you so many times it's not even fun anymore. Stop wasting our time and get the hell out of the tag division.
Tonight we face a lot of pressure. There's a good chance we'll lose the titles tonight. But chances mean nothing to us. When the two of us get in that ring magic happens. We are the premier tag team in all of wrestling and we don't back down to any challenge. We are the Hollywood Blondes! and we f***ing rule!
*Dolph looks at Tony*
What's that? *points to the bag Tony is holding*
What?
*Dolph grabs the bag, straightens it out... shows 'Quiznos' on the side of the bag.*
This isn't Subway...
No, I got Quizno's, I don't like Subway *pulls the bag back, Dolph slaps it to the ground and lunges at Tony.... Swagger holds him back, Tony retrieves his sandwich and retreats off-screen*
It's no suprise you don't like Subway... You're definitely no Jared!!!
Dude we'll deal with him later. He's too stupid to eat at Subway. 5 Dollar Footlongs!
*Dolph and Jack walk off camera leaving Tony on his own.*
Ah hate this job.
Tonight’s opening’ contest is da Tag Team Steel Cage Rumble and it is for da ‘Treme Tag Team Champ’onship![/color]
Lauren: Well, this should be… something.
Intraducin’ da first entrant, he is one half of the ‘Treme Tag Team Champ’ons, Jack Swagger!
Alright, here we go! My boy Jack Swagger! Go get ‘em Jack!
Lauren: Yeah, go Jack. Or something. Whatever.
And da man who drew numba two, Christian Tubbs!
BOO!!!! Man, I was hoping the Blondes would beat Christian and Santino so bad last night, they wouldn’t be able to compete tonight!
Lauren is doing her nails.
You seem real enthused.
Lauren: Whatever.
Tag Team Steel Cage Rumble
The match will be contested in 3 minute rounds. It takes 5 votes for someone to be eliminated. You can vote against some ONCE ONLY, until they have 3 votes against them, at which point you may vote against them again. You may vote ONCE PER ROUND. When we get down to two teams, it becomes a standard tag team match.
Jack Swagger and Christian are the first entrants. Go.
Jack Swagger (TTS)
Christian (SNS, Sportsdude)
Entry #3: JTG
Jack Swagger (TTS, DanKirby)
Christian (3, TTS)
JTG (SNS, Sportsdude)
Entry #4: Santino Crockett
Swagger hit's the Gutwrench Powerbomb on Christian! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Christian is eliminated!
Jack Swagger (3)
JTG (3, TTS)
Santino (3, Bull)
Entry #5: Kidd Kash
Swagger powerbomb's Santino! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Santino is eliminated! Tampa Vice is out!
Jack Swagger (3)
JTG (3, TTS)
Kidd Kash (3, Hayden)
Entry #6: Low Ki
JTG hit's the Mug Shot on Swagger! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Jack Swagger has been elminated!
JTG (3, TTS)
Kidd Kash (3, Hayden)
Low Ki (3)
Entry #7: Ray Geezy
JTG hit's a boot on Ki! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Low Ki has been eliminated!
On his way out, Ki kicks JTG in the head! Kash covers him!
1!
2!
3!
JTG has been eliminated!
Kidd Kash (3, Hayden)
Ray Geezy(Sportsdude, TTS)
Entry #8: Shad Gaspard
Shad hit's the Getaway Driver on Kash! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Kidd Kash has been eliminated!
Shad then hit's the same move on Geezy! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Ray Geezy has been eliminated!
Shad (Headbanger)
Entry #9: Dolph Ziggler
Dolph hit's the Ziggliac on Shad! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Shad has been eliminated! Cryme Tyme are out!
Dolph Ziggler (3)
Entry #10: F-Plus
F-Plus headbutt's Dolph! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Dolph Ziggler has been eliminated! The Hollywood Blondes are out! We are now guaranteed new champions!
F-Plus (3, Hayden)
Entry #11: Jamie Noble
Noble chops Plus to the mat and locks in the Trailer Hitch! Plus taps out!
F-Plus has been eliminated! The Smooth Criminals are out!
Entry #12: Lance Hoyt
Kash and Ki return to the cage.
Pitbulls V. Lance Hoyt and Low Ki
First to 4, 10 minutes.
Noble tackles Ki, but Hoyt comes up behind him...
HE'S GOING FOR-Kash cuts him off with a dropkick to the knee! Ki hit's the Black Magic on Kash, but Noble rolls him up from behind!
1!
2!
Hoyt breaks it up! He pulls Noble up, YES! PENETRATION! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here are yo winnas, an' new 'Treme Tag Team Champ'ons, Lance Hoyt and Low Ki!
Rosa runs out to celebrate with her team as The Pitbulls slink back to the locker room.
Well...Here I am at my first Pay Per View, Badd Blood. I have to tell you that I have a lot of bad blood with a lot of people. Some have earned it and some have not. But it has helped me to make a name for myself once again on ECW. I am no longer treated as a joke! I was forced to degrade myself in the past but no more! I am the future of the ECW brand and tonight I will show that against a member of the old guard in Helms.
Yes, I am calling you out tonight Helms. You are not what you used to be, you are not money in the bank like I am. Tonight you will be destroyed and I will show you why you never should have come back. It was bad luck for you to end up back on the biggest night in the history of Cody Rhodes' career. People will take me even more serious after this match tonight, not only will I win but I will send Helms packing for good. No I don't care what you did at Wrestlemania or how many title matches you had. This is about tonight, and only tonight. This is MY time.
I am a simple guy, Helms. I don't ask a ton of these people, I know that I cannot because they are not good enough to be in my presence. So they can cheer tonight, they can yell your name if they want but it will make no difference when I win. I want to send the kids home crying and you can help me do that!
*The crowd cheers as Goldust's theme hits and he slowly enters the ring.*
Cody..The only embrassment in this ring is you! We have all had to do things in this business that we may not like but we do it professional. I was proud when you were my tag partner and I wanted you to do well. But not like this.
*Cody smiles before he gets into his brother's face.*
My brother is proud of me? My brother thinks I am doing things wrong? Look at you, you wear that outfit, that wig...You are the definition of embarrassment, here I am trying to to show that I am past crap like this and you have to come out here. You are just like Helms, desperate to stay in the spotlight and hold guys like me down! Let's also remember, my dear brother that I kicked your ass all around the ring less than 24 hours ago. You wanted to make it in this business but all you were was a warm up match for someone better than you!
*Cody quickly kicks Goldust in the gut and hits a DDT.*
I will not be embrassed tonight, I will not be mocked. How dare you treat me as a joke, but just like everyone else you now lay dis-guared at the side of my path to greatness.
Now Cody..You listen to daddy for a minute. You have to have the respect of these people in order to make it. But compared to me you have done nothing to make it where you are. I gave up the blood, the sweat and the tears for you to make it.
Really? Seems to me like I am hearing this from the ultimate sell out, Dad. Your career was long over but you went crawling to Vince McMahon anyways, and you wore Poka Dots and danced like a moron for people. You weren't a great man, you were just around longer because you were willing to humiliate yourself and our family for the sake of money. Just like Helms you are in it for money and glory.
You know that isn't true Cody...
Shut up old man! Get out of my spotlight. Crawl back to the hole you got out of and take Goldust and Helms with you. I am a serious man in a serious business, not a damn circus side show!
*Cody slaps Dusty across the face and grabbing him by the shirt tosses the shocked Dusty from the ring. The crowd is dead silent, in shock at what they have seen.*
Yes… I will DDT my brother and I will slap my dad around. Because I am not like them, I am my own man. In a little while Helms you will see the next generation of Rhodes and it will be bigger and better than ever. My time starts tonight, and you are the victim. People… you are looking at greatness, remember this moment and remember this night it will be the one that shows Cody Rhodes isn't his daddy and he isn't his brother.
I am greatness personified and you can take that to the bank!
*Cody exits the ring as we head backstage.*
Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.
Howard: Introducing first, making his ECW debut, William Regal!
*William Regal makes his way to the ring. The crowd are apathetic to him, as always, yet he stops to acknowledge their disdain, nodding in agreement. Even though he has a more focused look than usual, he doesn't head for the ring - he stops on the entrance ramp. He is also carrying what looks like a bundle of posters or flyers with him under his right arm, with a microphone in his other hand*
"Ladies and Gentlemen - Comrades, if you will - you know me as William Regal, your British Goodwill Ambassador and multiple-time champion from my many years on the professional wrestling circuit. I am humbled to receive such a warm reception from you all, a recognition of my accolades."
*crowd boos as Regal looks disappointed, shaking his head*
".....See, I knew that introduction would fail, as it always has done - as it always will do. I've been doing some thinking recently. Why do the people hate William Regal? It's not the fact that I'm British, I know that. Many other international and ethnically-diverse superstars have stolen your hearts over the years, so it can't be due to my nationality. Right?"
*crowd agrees, various shouts of "correct", "yeah" etc.*
"As for my skills, they are second-to-none. I've paid my dues in this industry, I've demonstrated my physical durability without compromising the beautiful manner in which I wrestle. My work, admittedly, is always good to watch, isn't it?"
*crowd sort of agrees*
"....So if it's not my skills or my heritage, perhaps the flaw lies within my character, my actual persona... correct?"
*crowd agrees massively, with a light scattering of boos in agreement. Regal looks dejected, standing on the ramp - a lone figure that one may even feel sympathy for*
"...Please, please - I wish to explain something to you all. I......I want to rid the world.... of 'William Regal'....."
*crowd seems confused*
"This name is not mine, it was a title given to me in days gone by, days when my undying devotion to my monarch and my country was unquestionable. A name that inspired thoughts of country houses with huge estates, tea parties with esteemed fellows, red buses and telephone boxes - a world so quaint and historical, one could not be moved by such insensitive beauty. Yet.... it is a lie. A horrible, horrible lie."
*Regal looks down at the ramp, almost ashamed*
"This.... British world you see, the one I've always been expected to hold up as a token of my heritage.... it's a lie, our home is nothing like this - sure, a small minority may enjoy this lavish, upper-class life. But I never did. And neither did millions of my fellow countrymen. Men and women who graft over forty hours a week for a pittance of a wage to pay off greedy banks and keep an ever-present taxman at bay. People who, quite literally, are oppressed from the cradle to the grave. And the same goes for you, America. And for everyone else watching in the world, my comrades. I can no longer idly stand by and see the beautiful planet on which we live dwindle into a capitalist nightmare."
*crowd are just plain stunned at this point*
"As of now, I recognise no British monarch. I recognise only the plight of my fellow working class. I recognise that the proletariat - me, you, the overwhelming majority of people on this planet - have only ourselves to blame but also, ourselves as being responsible for making a change."
*some people in the audience tentatively applaud Regal*
"Once, in a previous life, I was known as a man's man. Now, in this darkest hour, I must assume that same down-to-earth grit, the fighting spirit which served me so well in my youth. My name is no longer William Regal. He - everything he stood for - is dead, a useless history which serves no-one. My name now.... my name.... is...... Red. Just plain and simple Red."
*audience are uncomfortable with this, as boos break out again*
"Now, here is some literature for you all to read, join my cause and today will mark the beginning of the revolution! You only have your chains to lose, unite!"
*Red begins to distribute his literature to an uncaring audience when suddenly…*
Howard: And his opponent, Steve Lewington!
Well, I’m not really sure what to make of what Regal, or Red, I guess, had to say. But anyway, Steve Lewington is ready to go, so this should be a great match, right Lauren?
Lauren is reading Seventeen magazine.
Lauren: Whatever.
Steve Lewington V. Red
First to 3, 10 minutes.
Lewington clothesline's Red in the corner then hops up on the middle rope! He dives at Red, but Red catches him and drives him head first into the mat! Red steps back and wait's for Lewington to get up, then hit's the Knee Tremblor! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Red!
Well, an impressive showing by the artist formerly known as William Regal.
Lauren: Whatever.
Katie Lea is backstage alongside Joey Styles.
Tonight is yet another huge night in your WCWWE career, as tonight you defend your Women's title against none other than Michelle McCool. You and Michelle were a tag team for a number of months, as you sought to remove the influence of the TNT Bunnies from WCWWE. How do you feel going into tonight's match?
How do I feel? Well, first of all I feel disappointed. Yesterday everyone saw what happened. Michelle assaulted me after the final bell had rung. Now I know she did that to try to send a message, to try to make it seem as though she's going to walk out tonight as champion, to try to get inside my head - the reality is, all it's done is anger me. Now, let's be honest here. There has always been an element between us, where we didn't really get along, but teamed together to try to achieve a common goal. And we did it. The Bunnies are still on ECW but they are a shadow of their former selves. The Bunny belt is history, and I'm not getting assaulted on a weekly basis by those two slappers.
Michelle, I know I'm a marked woman. Anybody in this business - in any business - who is successful, always has someone waiting in the wings, waiting for that person to slip up, so that they can take their spot and become THE best. Michelle, you know me better than most divas in this company. You know me better than Alicia Fox, Maryse, Mickie James, Natalya, Beth Phoenix... You have an added advantage in that you can tell what I'm gonna do before I do it. But that works both ways Michelle. Don't forget that I know what you're going to do first as well.
Let's not also forget that this past year you've... quite frankly... sucked. You had an appalling win/loss record until you and I began to team up. Your record still isn't much good, but you improved.
Thing is, you've never had a shot at the Women's title. Anything can happen in a big match atmosphere. I've seen it happen before. People winning titles nobody expected them to win. It happened with me. Nobody believed Kenny Dykstra could be stopped in his reign of terror over the women's division. But I did stop it.
My point is... I'm not taking you lightly, but attacking me hasn't got in my head at all. I've been focusing on this match since the day it was announced. I'm sure you have too. At the end of the day, you've been running your mouth for months about how you should be the champion - your cockiness will be your undoing. Kenny Dykstra thought he was better than me, so did the TNT Bunnies, so did Mickie James - in the end they have all fallen before me.. and I don't think you'll be any different.
The followin’ contest is for da DoubleCDoubleUDoubleUE Women’s Champ’onship!
Lauren: Oh perfect! Smoke break! I’ll be back Abe!
Lauren leaves the table.
Intraducin’ first, da challenga, Michelle McCool!
Well, Michelle McCool is definitely lookin’ fine tonight! Just based on her looks alone, I’m pickin’ her to win it! But seriously, Michelle really sent a message to Katie Lea last night on SyFy. I think she has really good chance of winnin’ this thing tonight.
An’ her ‘ponent, she is da DoubleCDoubleUDoubleUE Women’s Champ’on, Katie Lea!
Ya know, a lotta people say Katie’s unattractive, but me? I’d hit it.
NAH! I’m just playin’ whitchall! No, but Katie is a great competitor, and she has carried that title with dignity. But I am standing by my earlier prediction of Michelle McCool to win this.
Women’s Championship: Michelle McCool V. Katie Lea
First to 4, 15 minutes.
Michelle staggers Katie with a stutter step elbow, then set's her for the Faithbreaker, but Katie blocks it into a facebuster! She picks McCool up, LeaDT! Cover!
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3!
Here is yo winna, an' still DoubleUCDoubleUDoubleUE Women's Champion, Katie Lea!
Well, Michelle put up a hell of a fight, but I knew all along Katie would retain! Congrats Katie!
Evan Bourne is sitting backstage, watching a tape. He keeps rewinding it and playing it back again.
Matt, tonight. After waiting nearly a year, I finally have a chance to gain some measure of revenge. After what you put me through. After what you did to me.
For the benefit of those who may be new fans, Mr. Cameraman, could you please zoom in on the TV screen?
The cameraman does as Bourne asks and we see what Bourne has been watching.
*Matt Hardy gets up from the commentary table, walks around the table standing in front of the ring, bends down and takes a metal spike out his boot. He proceeds to throw a chair into the ring and charge Evan Bourne, stabbing at his head with the spike. The now bloodied Bourne lies still in the middle of the ring. Hardy takes the chair and wraps it around Evan Bourne's foot. He heads up to the top rope, and hits a leg drop on the chair, Pillmanizing Bourne's ankle.*
Every day Matt. Every day I watch this tape. To remind me. Of what I’m going to do to you.
Matthew? It’s payback time.
Well, I’m not sure what happened to Lauren, but-
Josh Mathews walks out to the announce table.
What are you doing here?!
Josh: Mae sent me out.
Why?!
Josh: Just watch.
On the TitanTron, we see Lauren outside, pounding on the door.
Lauren: LET ME IN!!! PLEASE SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR!!! IT’S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!
Back in the arena, Abe facepalm’s.
Josh: Looks like we’re partners again.
Awesome.
Da followin’ contest is set fo’ one fall, wit a 10 minute time limit.
Intraducin’ first, Evan Bourne!
Josh: Well Abe, Evan Bourne has been a different man since dumping his partner Tyson Kidd.
Well, Evan Bourne knew enough to dump the deadweight while he had the chance. Lucky guy.
And his ‘ponent, Matt Hardy!
Josh: Bourne blames Matt Hardy for stalling his career.
Well, I can’t say I blame him. Matt did put the man out for 5 months. If someone did that to me, I think I’d hold a grudge too!
Evan Bourne V. Matt Hardy
First to 3, 10 minutes.
Bourne hit's a spike DDT on Matt. He then goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He brings it back in and places it on Hardy's hand(the same one he broke over the summer). Bourne then goes to the top rope and comes down with a stomp right on the chair! Hardy screams in pain as Bourne goes back up and hit's the Shooting Star Press! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is yo winna, Evan Bourne!
Bourne continues to stomp Matt's hand after the bell rings. Finally, the referee is able to pulls him away so that medics can tend to Matt.
Josh: Bourne get's the win, and more importantly to him, revenge.
Josh, some people accused Matt of faking that injury over the summer. I don't think he'll be faking it this time.
[glow=yellow,2,500]Sheamus, I'm actually glad. You seem to have gotten your emotions in check. Good. Because I wouldn't want you to lose it when the inevitable happens and I defeat you to retain MY Intercontinental Championship.
You see Sheamus you are a stepping stone. Because I will go on toward greatness and you will only be remembered as a footnote. Years from now the only people who will know your name are geeks who waste their lives trawling through wrestling results to impress other geeks. They will celebrate you as the man who lost to THE Drew McIntyre at Badd Blood 2009. And no-one else will know or care. When I am the face of this business, I will barely remember this moment while you will obsess about what might have been.
You are nothing to me. And after this match, that's exactly what you'll be.[/glow]
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the ECW Intercontinental Championship!
Howard: Introducing first, the challenger, Sheamus!
Sheamus enters the ring and takes the mic from Howard.
So Tonight is the night Drew, the night when I take your Intercontinental championship. I mean you surely cherish your belt but sadly, I will take that belt away from you Tonight. I had to go through Lance Hoyt and some other people who weren't important to get here and I'm finally here. So many People have held that belt, like Pat Paterson and The Honky Tonk Man and I will be the next one to be added to that list. I hope you enjoyed my history lesson Drew, now on to you.
*Sheamus gets emotional a little bit but fights it back as the crowd chants "cry cry cry!!!!!"*
No I'm not going to cry. I have to be serious now. Now Drew there's not much that I didn't say about you last night. You have potential kid but like I said you just don't stack up to me and you can lift weights, but it won't matter at all because I am the most dominate force in ECW.
*Crowd laughs at the comment as Sheamus just shakes his head*
You fans can laugh all you want but you know it's true, there is no one that you can compare me to on ECW. Drew, tonight I hope you believe in luck because you are going to need it. Even though I am an Irishman, I don't believe in all that luck stuff. I believe in skill which I have. Drew like I said last night I'm going to say tonight. You and your Intercontinental championship will fall in the hands of Sheamus O'Shaunessy.
Josh: Well, Sheamus is certainly confident in his abilities.
Yeah, but I think he’s treating Drew McIntyre like he’s some kinda rookie. Drew’s been around a while. He’s the Champion too, so Sheamus ain’t just dealin’ with some greenhorn.
Howard: And his opponent, he is the ECW Intercontinental Champion, Drew McIntyre!
Josh: Drew has been one of the most fighting Intercontinental Champions to date, having defended that title several times since winning it.
Drew is not afraid of anyone, Josh. You put someone in front of him, he’ll tear ‘em apart!
Intercontinental Championship: Sheamus V. Drew McIntyre
First to 4, 15 minutes.
Drew picks up Sheamus and throws him to the mat, then drops a big elbow on him. Cover.
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2
Kickout. He locks Sheamus in a rear chinlock, but the Celtic Warrior powers out of it. Sheamus bounces off the ropes, but Drew is waiting for him with a clothesline. The Champion picks his opponent up and delivers a suplex into a facebuster! Cover!
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Kickout! Drew pulls Sheamus up and plants him on the top turnbuckle. Drew climbs up and tries to set him up for Thee Move, but Sheamus slips out of it and lands on his feet! Drew dives at Sheamus who catches him, IRISH CURSE!!! Cover!
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KICKOUT! The crowd groans, seeing how close Sheamus was! Sheamus starts to tear up, but quickly regains his composure. He pulls Drew up and sends him into the corner. He charges, but Drew get’s his foot up! Sheamus runs into the foot, but manages to hook it and drive Drew down to the mat with him! Sheamus has a heel hook locked in! Drew squirms, but he can’t reach the ropes! Sheamus cranks up the pressure, and Drew finally has no choice but to tap!
Howard: Here is your winner, and NEEEWWWWW ECW Intercontinental Champion, Sheamus!
The crowd cheers as Sheamus holds up the belt high, tears openly flowing, but he doesn’t care. The Celtic Warrior soaks in the moment as the fans continue to cheer, as Sheamus has finally won them over.
Josh: An amazing moment here at Badd Blood, huh Abe?
I won’t disagree with ya, Josh. I got goosebumps right now!
Josh: Well, speaking of goosebumps, one man who knows how to give the crowd goosebumps is Hurricane Helms. He’s set to face Cody Rhodes and that match is next!
Tonight marks the ascension up the ranks in ECW for Hurricane Helms. Cody Rhodes, you're a former Intercontinental champion and you're a hell of a young talent, but I'm out to prove that I won't be forgotten or cast aside in this company.
I came unbelievably close to being the WCWWE Champion earlier this year, I almost became the standard-bearer for this company, and I want everybody watching tonight to know that I plan on not only climbing the ranks once again, but I will reach the top of the ladder this time.
I'm sharper, more focused and in my mind in better condition than ever before. Cody, don't underestimate me tonight pal, because you'll regret it big time. The Hurricane is ready to rip through this company one more time, and you'll be my first victim.
And that's all I'm sayin' on that.
Da followin’ contest is set fo’ one fall, wit a 10 minute time limit.
Intraducin’ first, Cody Rhodes!
The crowd boos Cody as he makes his way to the ring.
Josh: And the fans showing no love for Cody Rhodes tonight, not after the way he treated his brother and his dad earlier.
Hey I don’t blame Cody! If my brother was a gold transvestite and my daddy was a fat slob, I’d have done the same thing!
An’ his ‘ponent, Hurricane Helms!
Helms get’s a huge pop from the crowd when he walks through the curtain.
Josh: This is Hurricane Helms’ first match since SummerSlam. Will we see any signs of ring rust?
Well, Josh it all depends. We don’t know what he’s been doin’ in his spare time. For all we know, he’s been trainin’ and havin’ practice matches during his down time.
Josh: A very good point.
Cody Rhodes V. Hurricane Helms
First to 3, 10 minutes.
Helms rocks Cody with a kneejawbuster, then a flying forearm. He goes up top and, as Cody get's to his feet, hit's a beautiful missile dropkick, knocking Cody across the ring. Cover!
1!
2!
The referee notices Cody's foot under the rope and stops the count. Helms thinks he's one, but the ref explains it to him. Helms turns back to Rhodes, who pops up out of nowhere with the RKO! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout! Rhodes is shocked, but pulls Helms up and throws him into the corner. He hit's a running clothesline, then goes up top and hit's the bulldog! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout! Cody slaps the mat in frustration. Helms tries to get to his feet, but Rhodes kicks him hard in the ribs, then steps back and smiles. He goes to kick Helms in the head, but Helms grabs the leg and pulls him down! Helms get's up and, as Cody get's to his knees, he goes for the Shining Wizard, but Rhodes ducks! CROSSRHODES!!!! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is yo winna, Cody Rhodes!
Josh: Cody Rhodes has just picked up a huge win here Abe.
This kid is goin' places, no doubt 'bout dat!
The crowd bood Rhodes as he kicks Helms under the ropes and to the floor.
Josh: Well, the crowd not as fond of Cody as you are, Abe.
They're just jealous, because they know they can never be as great as Cody is.
Josh: Well in any case, our World Championship main event is next. In just a moment, we'll have prerecorded comments from both the challenger and the Champion.
Rey Mysterio is in a dark room. Rey is facing the wall. Then he turns around.
It has been so many years Chavo, so many damn years with the two of us.
I won, you won, titles were lost, titles were gained, family's got involved
...
..
and someone died.
We were always rivals Chavo since day one in this company we did not like each other.
Infact we hated each other.
But that all changed when Eddie Guerrero died. We were both having break downs we were that sad and we got closer and closer. Chavo you became my brother.
When I won the world title, you were there.
When I needed you, you were there.
When you needed me, I was there.
But then, you turned on me Chavo. At the Great American Bash 2006 you cost me the WCWWE Title and I will never ever forget that. Because since then I have not been the same person, you see when you turned on me Chavo. It felt like someone took my heart and smashed it in with a sledgehammer.
A new Mysterio was born. We had a very bitter feud, you took 10 months of my career and I returned and won against you at Summerslam, do you remember?
Well I do Chavo.
But then I moved on, living my normal life.
Then I got on ECW and my eyes were opened.
I don´t need anyone to achieve greatness.
After I had turned on the useless garbage that people call peers and friends, after I had to face the odds of a crazy General Manager and an ungrateful punk called Helms, I became the person that you see today.
The No#1 Contender for the WCWWE Title.
You see Chavo I talked about a clock all of these weeks since Fan Control.
That time has run out, no more time left for you Chavo.
But not only has your time run out, your luck has also run out.
Chavo I am not MVP, R-Truth, Michaels or Edge.
I am the guy that knows you better then anyone else in this company.
Chavo I am not underestimating you, I know what you are capable of and I think you have proved to everyone what you can do.
I will win tonight and if I win this victory will not be dedicated to my children, or my wife, or the Mysterio family, or to the Guerrero family.
...
..
..
not even to Eddie Guerrero
After my hand is raised in victory tonight and after all the things I had to overcome in these last 4 months and after I am announced as WCWWE Champion, Chavo..
then
I will dedicate the victory and that damn title to myself and my hard work and no one else.
*Chavo Guerrero is standing in front of his locker, holding the WCWWE World Championship*
It's almost time, Rey.... Time for you to finally get what you've been asking for. A shot at the WCWWE World Championship. But tonight, I think you'll be getting a little more than you bargained for.
...
Let me ask you something, Rey. Why, exactly, do you want this title?
*Chavo pats the belt draped over his shoulder*
Is it just because of how great you think you are? You think that you deserve... no, no... you think that you're entitled to this belt?
I've seen you going around, talking about how long you've been in the business, how talented you are, how you demand respect....
You know, I was like that too, not too long ago. I was a veteran, I was a good wrestler, I was a member of a great wrestling family... I thought I deserved to have everything handed to me. I thought that just being Chavo Guerrero made me invincible. But you know what that mindset got me? Nothing but a whole bunch of losses.
I realized that if I wanted to get anywhere, I had to work for it. But I'm not just talking about wrestling, and winning matches; I had to earn respect. Respect from the WCWWE Universe, and my fellow superstars.
And that's how I finally became the champion. You see, by the time I stepped through that curtain for my title match at King of the Ring, I wasn't just trying to win it for myself, I was trying to win it for everyone. Everyone that had gotten behind me, and shown their faith in me. I won this title for them, and I carry this title for them. I became a champion that represents ECW, and all of WCWWE, with pride and honor.
But you? You're only doing this for yourself. Instead of fighting for everyone, you're fighting to rub their noses in it.
*Chavo shakes his head*
I can't let you do that.
*Chavo holds the belt in front of him and stares at it*
I've said before that this championship is like a part of me; that taking it away would be like ripping out my heart. But I was wrong.
*Chavo stares into the camera again*
If I let you take this belt away, it won't just be my heart that gets ripped out. It'll be the hearts of everyone who's supported me, everyone who's cheered me on as champion, everyone who's depending on me to continue to carry this title for them. And I can't let them down.
*Chavo puts the WCWWE Championship belt over his shoulder again*
Rey, you keep saying that time is running out on my championship reign. Well, you're wrong.
It's only just beginning!
Josh: Well up next is our WCWWE Championship match and-
Doink walks out, carrying a pie.
Josh: Well, it looks like we’re going to get an appearance by Doink! We haven’t seen him since he lost to Drew McIntyre several weeks ago.
Just keep him far away from me.
Doink advances towards Abe.
Now stay back, clown, just stay back or I’ll-
Doink shoves the pie in Abe’s face!
Josh: YES!!!!
Aww man! This was a new suit, too! Dammit!
Abe leaves the table. Doink then pulls out a towel and wipes off his face revealing…
TODD GRISHAM.
The audience cheers as Todd removes the wig and sits down next to Josh.
Todd: So, great pay-per-view so far, huh?
Josh: An amazing show Todd, but now it’s time for our main event.
Todd: Let’s head to the ring!
Rey Mysterio walks to the ring, looking very focused.
Todd: Rey Mysterio is hellbent on capturing the World Championship tonight.
Josh: Last night, Rey and Drew came up short against Chavo and Sheamus, but it seemed to only make Rey angrier and more determined.
Todd: Take it from someone who knows first hand, an angry Rey Mysterio is not someone you mess around with.
Chavo enters to a tremendous ovation, the Championship belt strapped around his waist.
Todd: The Champion has faced many challenges since capturing the title at King of the Ring.
Josh: He went to a draw with R-Truth, he beat MVP at SummerSlam and just last month, he defeated Edge at Fan Control. The Champion has proven he was not just a fluke.
Todd: No matter what happens tonight, Chavo Guerrero has shown us and the WCWWE Universe the true meaning of the word “Champion”.
Howard: The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the WCWWE World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, the challenger. From San Diego, California, weighing in at 175 pounds, REY MYSTERIO!!!
The fans boo as Rey steps forward and raises his arms.
Howard: And his opponent. From El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the reigning and defending WCWWE World Heavyweight Champion, CHAVO GUERRERO!!!
The fans cheer loudly as Chavo steps forward and raises the belt up for all to see.
Referee Mike Chioda gives both men their prematch instructions. Chavo then kisses the belt before handing it to Chioda. Mike holds up the belt, before handing it to Howard Finkel and signaling for the bell.
WCWWE World Championship: Rey Mysterio V. Chavo Guerrero
First to 5, 20 minutes.
Rey and Chavo trade punches in the middle of the ring. Every punch Rey connects with is met with a “BOO!” from the crowd, while Chavo’s punches are met with a “YAY!”
Chavo get’s the better of Rey and pelts him with shot after shot, then whips him into the ropes. Rey bounces back, ducks a clothesline attempt, but runs into a leg lariat. Cover.
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2!
Kickout! Chavo pulls Rey up and goes for the Three Amigos! Uno! Dos! Tr-Rey reverses it into a suplex of his own! Mysterio pulls Chavo up and throws him into the corner, then nails him with a corner splash, followed by a DDT! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout! Frustrated, Rey goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He brings the chair back in and waits for Chavo to get up. As the Champion get’s to his feet, Rey swings, but Chavo ducks, then grabs the chair! He tosses it aside, then hammers Rey with lefts and rights, forcing the challenger to roll to the outside. Chavo follows and whips Rey into the crowd control barrier! He charges, but Rey ducks and Chavo goes flying into the crowd!
Rey takes the opportunity to yank the monitors out of the announce table. As Chavo get’s to his feet, Rey wraps the wire from one of the monitors around his neck and yanks him over the barrier! Rey rolls Chavo onto the table, then climbs to the top rope. He get’s ready to jump, but Chavo rolls off the table. Rey still dives at him, but Chavo catches him and slams him on the table!
The Champion then pulls a ladder out from under the ring and starts climbing. Chavo reaches the top and hit's the Frog Splash, driving Rey through the table! The crowd chants “HOLY s***!!!” as Chioda checks on both men. Neither is moving and Mike has no choice but to begin his count.
"1!"
"2!"
"3!"
"4!"
"5!"
"6!"
"7!"
Chavo starts to stir.
"8!"
Rey slowly starts moving.
"9!"
Both men are trying to get up.
"10!"
Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, Referee Mike Chioda has counted both men out! The match is a no-contest!
The crowd boos, having wanted to see a clear cut winner.
Todd: The crowd is not happy. But the referee made the only call he could.
Josh: It was not a popular decision, but it was the right move.
Todd: Well, it's been quite a night. We saw new champions, scores settled, a new Superstar debuting on ECW, and a controversial ending to our main event.
Josh: For Todd Grisham, I'm Josh Mathews. Goodnight!