Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Nov 13, 2009 12:30:31 GMT -5
Remnants def. Mark Henry/Sebastian Slater
MVP/Striker def. Kung Fu Thrillas
HBK/Knox def. CM Punk/John Cena
R-Truth/Colt Cabana def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Micke James def. Eve Torres
Miz/Morrison/Hollywood Blondes def. Colons/Cool Connection
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
What a card we have for you tonight… rivals team up in tag team action as CM Punk and John Cena team up to take on one half of the 4 horsemen Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox. Henry and Sebastian Slater(who had a couple encounters during the the caged beast challenge) team up to take on some ex-stable mates of theirs… the remnants.
Also, rivals at summerslam, but tonight they team up! WCWWE Tag Team Champs Colons and World Tag Team Champs Cool Connection team up to take on former WCWWE Tag Team Champs Miz and Morrison and ECW Tag Team Champions Hollywood Blondes… Short fuses, and a lot of dynamite here tonight… it’s going to be explosive!
*Kane sits in a red-lit room, with Ezekiel standing to his side*
Last week should've been a formality. It should've been simple. We faced the Kung Fu Thrillas, a team that are so used to counting the lights its ridiculous, and they beat us. Now I know that we are a more dominating, a more vicious team than they are. So why did they beat us? It was because of....YOU, EZEKIEL!
What? What are you saying?
*Kane stands up and faces Zeke*
You lost our focus out there last week, Zeke. There's a reason why I haven't been talking to you this past week, and its because I blame you entirely for our loss to those two idiots!
But, I...
*Kane slaps Zeke*
But nothing, Ezekiel! You have no excuses! Now I've been in this company a hell of a lot longer than you, and I've experienced my share of ups and downs, but I've never been more embarrassed then I was last week. We're supposed to be climbing the tag team ranks, and something like that is NOT helping our cause whatsoever. You understand me, Zeke? I'm sick of carrying this team week in and week out - if it happens again, you're gone. I can find somebody else to wreak destruction with, or better yet, I can do it by myself!
*Kane sits back down and faces the camera. He pulls out a match and lights it*
Tonight we face Mark Henry and Sebastien Slater - obviously these guys aren't to be taken lightly. But just know this boys, I'm been waiting all week to take out my anger and frustration on you guys. Tonight you go face to face with a very dangerous entity; The Remnants are fuelled by a fire that rages moreso than it ever has. And when you play with fire, you're going to get burned! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
First to the ring
Kane and Ezekiel… the Remnants!
And their opponents…
Mark Henry and Sebastian Slater!
Kane and Ezekiel work over Slater for most of the match… Kane goes for a Chokeslam, but Slater counters it then hits a dropkick… sending kane outside of the ring. The ref goes to check on him as Slater crawls towards Henry… Just then… Finlay crawls out from under the rung and clubs Henry in the knee with his sheleighleigh… Henry falls from the apron and down to the floor, holding his knee.
Kane re-enters the ring… tags in Ezekiel, they go over to Slater, both grab him by the throat and hit a double chokeslam..
Cover..
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3!!
Here are your winners… the Remnants!
*Jimmy Wang Yang and Seb Slater are talking backstage.*
Yang: So then ah said to him "Oh yeah! well your mommas a whore" and he was like..
*Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger barge into them, interrupting their conversation.*
*sniff sniff* Ah do you smell that Dolph? It smells like....an inferior brand.
Naw man... don't be like that... look around... this is Smackdown... that would be too big of a compliment.
Seb: Hey assholes. Do you mind? You're wasting our precious camera time.
Pfft. Like anyone watches this crappy network show to see you.
The only reason people are actually watching this show tonight is to see the NEW! Extreme Tag Team Champions! But sadly for our legions of fans the subscription to WCMyNetwork TV they paid for means nothing as we won't be on this show for long tonight. we were going to have a victory celebration but then we realised this is Smackdown! This show sucks so bad it doesn't even have a General Manager. Hell it's tag team champions are the Colons. No one gives a crap about this show so thats why our victory celebration will be this Thursday on ECW.
Although your chicks are hotter... *Swagger slaps Dolph in the back of the head* I mean... And come Survivor Series, you better HOPE we win... just so your ratings will stop tanking.
Tell you what we are going to do... just cause we are nice guys. Jimmy get your camera out... we're going to give you... AN 11 SECOND POSE!! *Smiles and holds up the belts*
...
*Jimmy looks at them after a short pause* What makes you think I have a camera?
Please... *pulls back a towel to reveal an expensive looking camera.* But, now you're too late. Time's up.
Seb: ....please leave
*Swagger slaps Seb.*
So anyway.....to sum up guys we are the Extreme tag team champs. We will beat The Colons and whoever the raw tag team champs will be by tomorrow and at Survivor Series we'll be the first ever! WCWWE Unified Tag Team Champions.
OK good luck with that. Can I finish my bit now?
NO-Wait what happened to your accent?
I...I.....GIDDY UP Y'ALL!
Comon Jack... we're obviously wasting our time here. *Dolph turns around to see a huge Quiznos sign on the wall... AW HELL NO!!!!
Dolph I'm gonna be sick. Lets get out of this disgusting place.
*Dolph and Jack leave.*
Thank god. So anyway this bitch is all like "you should-
*Yang and Seb turn to see Jack spraypainting "SUBWAY RULES" on the Quiznos sign before being chased away by security.*
God dammit I hope they lose at Survivor Series.
First to the ring…
The team of MVP and Matt Striker!
And their opponents…
…
…
Charlie Richards ….Bull Funaki… Right to Censor!
MVP body slams Charlie to the matt and goes for the the ballin elbow drop. Funaki runs in and hits a big boot on an unsuspecting MVP then goes back outside the ring. Both are down on the mat. Both start crawling to their corners… and it looks like Charlie will get there first… just then Striker rushes in and the ref stops him… Charlie makes the tag! Funaki rushes over and hits a buzzsaw kick on MVP… he goes for the cover!
The ref turns, but doesn’t make the count… he’s saying he didn’t see Funaki Tag in! The two argue as Striker slips back in the ring… hits the golden rule on Charlie, then drags MVP over and put him on top of Charlie.
Funaki leaves the ring and the ref turns and sees the pin
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2..
3!! Funaki couldn’t make the save!
Here are your winners… MVP and Matt Striker!
*Triple H is talking to some backstage crew when Shawn Michaels approaches him with Mike Knox by his side.*
Hunter! Bro! Long time no see huh?
Yeah it has been Shawn. Remember when we ran this place? I miss those days, but I can see you got yourself a new running buddy while I was away. Is that the way a brother is? I like the name for the stable you picked too, one of the greatest names in the history of the spot.
But I want you to me one favor, make sure you live up to the name, HBK. Because you are using the name of my idol, my mentor and you drove one of his best friends from the general manager spot! So make sure you live up to it. I do know a thing or two about great stables, so I will be watching.
*HHH stares at Shawn and then to Knox waiting for a reply.*
Well you won't be disapointed my friend. The Horsemen promise to be the greatest stable of this generation. You don't have to worry about that.
That's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. The Horsemen aren't competing at Survivor Series and neither are you so how about this. At Survivor Series we have a for on for elimination match. Me and my horsemen vs. you and three partners of your choosing. Imagine it Hunter you and I on opposing sides leading teams into battle. It writes itself doesn't it? Of course this would just be a one time thing to get us both on one of the biggest shows of the year. It doesn't mean we have to become mortal enemies
That is....unless....you want to become our enemy...
Yeah don't worry Mike, Hunter wouldn't do that.
So do we have ourselves a deal?
*Shawn extends his hand.*
.....Sure. I'm in.
*Triple H shakes his hand. They stare each other down as we go to commercial.*
First to the ring
CM Punk and John Cena!
Boy these two still don’t seem to want to get along… they better figure it out quick…cause here come their opponents!
Representing the 4 Horsemen… Mike Knox and Shawn Michaels!!
CM Punk and Cena begin to bicker back and forth throughout about who should be in the match at certain points. Finally CM Punk gets fed up and smacks Cena…tagging him in… Cena gets in Punks face and they argue some more. Cena turns his attention back to the match to be met by a big boot from Knox. Pin attempt! Punk makes no attempt to break it up.
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3!!
Here are your winners… HBK and Mike Knox!
*Colt Cabana is seen backstage.*
Maria! Where's the Coca-Cola deal?
Um... I don't know...
Well, can you help me find it? Otherwise I'm sponsoring Depends diapers, and after what happened last week, I don't need to give the guys another reason to laugh at me.
R-Truth walks on scene.
Hey man... what's u.... how's it going?
Hi Truth!!
Hey Truth. Just trying to find the damn Coca-Cola deal. I know I left it somewhere around here... I think...
Um Colt? Don't you two have, like, a match or something against The Cult?
Wait, we do?
Yeah we sure do Colt. I'm glad atleast Maria is on the ball huh?
Yeah, on the ball... I swear I just had it a minute ago!
Didja check your pockets?
Maria, I'm wearing tights.
Oh... I'll keep looking!
Sigh... so, what's the plan for tonight?
Tonide we go out der and prove a point to the Cult of the Light. We face MVP's goons in Braddock and Kennedy. They may be his goons but they are tough guys. If we can pick up a win tonight we can get in their heads, and given the spell MVP has over em, that might just be a useful advantage to have right?
Right. We defeat MVP's goons, we plant seeds of doubt in MVP's mind. And if we can do that, then that gives us a pretty big advantage going into Survivor Series.
See, Maria's not the only one who's on the ball tonight.
Oh and Colt? I'd just like to say thank you for helping me out at Survivor Series. I know you left the Resistance and you wanted to go out on your own and everything... but I appreciate it man. Thanks!
No problem man. Now that The Cult's pretty much taken care of, it looks like you didn't really need my help after all. Still, it'll be nice to be back in The Resistance again, even if it's just for one night.
Found it!
Oh thank you Maria. Where was it?
In your bag!
*Colt facepalms.*
Well, I feel stupid.
Truth, care to join me in talking about the great taste of a Coca-Cola?
Well... I'm more of a Pepsi man myself...
Sigh... everywhere I go people only like Pepsi.
Can't Coca-Cola, with it's smooth refreshing taste and unique flavors get any love?
Come on Truth, try the Coke side of life.
And of course, I mean the drink.
I dunno man... seems a bit far out. Maria, what dya prefer yourself?
Um.... oh! Root Beer! You know, the kind that has been around since 1919, serving generation after-
Maria!
The Root Beer ad is next week.
Oh. Sorry.
Still, Root Beer's really good!
Yeah root beer is good... I like root beer.. let's all go get some root beer...
Sigh... I guess I could do the Coca-Cola and Root Beer ad at the same time.
So yeah, let's all get some refreshing, ice cold, classic Root Beer! Just like grandma had when she was a kid!
*R-Truth and Maria begin to head towards catering as Colt pantomines following them.*
And, of course, an ice-cold delicious Coca-Cola.
Seriously, just drink some. They pay me every time their drinks are bought, and I could use the money.
*Colt begins to follow R-Truth and Maria.*
Already in the ring… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
And their opponents…
Colt Cabana and R-Truth!
Mr. Kennedy goes for a mic check on Colt, but he counters it into a Colt-45… Truth runs over and knocks Braddock of the ring apron as Colt makes the cover.
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3!!
That’s one win each for the cult and the resistance. Neither team can gain an advantage!
*Mickie is shown backstage*
So, it looks like Katie Lea is too scared to face me, since she hasn't yet accepted my challenge. But no matter. I'll get my title shot sooner or later. But meanwhile, I have a smaller, but more annoying fish to fry.
Mia Mancini, I must of knocked a few brain cells loose with those kicks! You wanna face me next week? Just watch my match with Eve. Because that's just a taste of what'll happen to you next week, honey.
Already in the ring… Eve Torres!
And her opponent…
Mickie James!
Mickie hits a Mick Kick. Cover.
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3!
Here is your winner… Mickie James!
After the match, Mickie is celebrating, when…
Katie Lea makes her way to the ring, carrying the Women's belt over her shoulder.
You know what Mickie? I was watching Smackdown! last week just like I always do, and I was very interested in your comments. You want to face me for my title? Mickie, you may have beaten me for the title before, but that was when I was fatigued. So, when I'm fresh as a daisy? I'd love to face you. In fact... how about I defend my title against you? How about... I defend it right here... right now!?
Finally, some justice! Let's go!
Mickie smiles, as the bell rings.
Katie and Mickie circle each other, about to lock up, when…
Mickie!
Mickie looks around.
Hey Mickie! Hey! Up here, Mickie!
Mickie looks up at the Tron to see Mia Mancini and Beth Phoenix at the WCWWE Training Center. Mickie screams at Mia and flips her off, then turns back around, only to be met with the LeaDT! Cover!
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3!
Here is your winner and still WCWWE Women’s Champion, Katie Lea!
Katie takes her belt and leaves, shaking hands with the fans as she goes.
Congratulations Katie!
Wow. Tough break, huh Mickie? It would really suck if something like that happened next week during OUR match.
Mickie sits up, looking very pissed off.
Soooooo… anyway. Beth has been doing a great job training me! I’ve learned so much the last few days. And now, I’m gonna have my first practice match!
Harvey Whippleman steps into frame.
Thanks for helping us, Harvey.
Oh, it’s no problem! But remember, I’m a former Women’s Champion! Just because you’re a newcomer doesn’t mean I’m gonna take it easy on ya!
Enough talkin c’mon let’s do this!!!!
Alright. On my mark… GO!
Mia and Harvey lock up. Harvey twists Mia’s arm and then flexes. Mia reverses it, causing Harvey to scream in pain. Mia drops a couple elbows on Harvey’s back, then applies a side headlock. He easily pushes her off into the ropes and as she bounces back, he bumps her to the mat.
Had enough yet?
Mia low blow’s Harvey and rolls him up in a small package. Beth makes the count.
1!
2!
3!
Mia pops up, celebrating.
YAY!!! I did it!! I beat a former Women’s Champion!! Mickie, you better watch out, because you’re next!
The screen goes black, as Mickie sits in the ring, her rage building, until finally she let’s out a bloodcurdling scream and leaves the ring.
"Colons are standing backstage"
Carlito: Last Friday we finally won the titles back from the In Crowd Miz and Morrison. Now that we have these back, we can move on to Survivor Series.
We will have the opportunity to unify all the Tag Team Titles and be the first ever Unified Tag Team Champions.
Primo: Carlito, somehow I kinda have a deja vu about this, don´t know why.
Carlito: Me too Primo, don´t know why.
Anyway, Blondes, Cool Connection bring your best at Survivor Series, because we will!
First to the ring…
John Morrison, the Miz, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler!
And their Opponents
First all the way from Raw…
Sim Snuka and Ricardo Ortiz… Cool Connection!
And their partners…
Primo and Carlito… the Colons!
Dolph and Swagger duke it out with the Colons on the outside. Inside the ring, the cool connection are about to hit their finisher on Morrison when Miz runs in and hits a Mizaster on Ortiz... he then tackles Sim... he and sim trade punches and fall outside to the mat.
Morrison recovers and sees the ortiz is positioned perfectly. STARSHIP PAIN!!!
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3!!
Here are your winners... Miz & Morrison and the Hollywood Blondes!!
MVP/Striker def. Kung Fu Thrillas
HBK/Knox def. CM Punk/John Cena
R-Truth/Colt Cabana def. Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
Micke James def. Eve Torres
Miz/Morrison/Hollywood Blondes def. Colons/Cool Connection
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
What a card we have for you tonight… rivals team up in tag team action as CM Punk and John Cena team up to take on one half of the 4 horsemen Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox. Henry and Sebastian Slater(who had a couple encounters during the the caged beast challenge) team up to take on some ex-stable mates of theirs… the remnants.
Also, rivals at summerslam, but tonight they team up! WCWWE Tag Team Champs Colons and World Tag Team Champs Cool Connection team up to take on former WCWWE Tag Team Champs Miz and Morrison and ECW Tag Team Champions Hollywood Blondes… Short fuses, and a lot of dynamite here tonight… it’s going to be explosive!
*Kane sits in a red-lit room, with Ezekiel standing to his side*
Last week should've been a formality. It should've been simple. We faced the Kung Fu Thrillas, a team that are so used to counting the lights its ridiculous, and they beat us. Now I know that we are a more dominating, a more vicious team than they are. So why did they beat us? It was because of....YOU, EZEKIEL!
What? What are you saying?
*Kane stands up and faces Zeke*
You lost our focus out there last week, Zeke. There's a reason why I haven't been talking to you this past week, and its because I blame you entirely for our loss to those two idiots!
But, I...
*Kane slaps Zeke*
But nothing, Ezekiel! You have no excuses! Now I've been in this company a hell of a lot longer than you, and I've experienced my share of ups and downs, but I've never been more embarrassed then I was last week. We're supposed to be climbing the tag team ranks, and something like that is NOT helping our cause whatsoever. You understand me, Zeke? I'm sick of carrying this team week in and week out - if it happens again, you're gone. I can find somebody else to wreak destruction with, or better yet, I can do it by myself!
*Kane sits back down and faces the camera. He pulls out a match and lights it*
Tonight we face Mark Henry and Sebastien Slater - obviously these guys aren't to be taken lightly. But just know this boys, I'm been waiting all week to take out my anger and frustration on you guys. Tonight you go face to face with a very dangerous entity; The Remnants are fuelled by a fire that rages moreso than it ever has. And when you play with fire, you're going to get burned! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
First to the ring
Kane and Ezekiel… the Remnants!
And their opponents…
Mark Henry and Sebastian Slater!
Remnants vs Mark Henry/Sebastian Slater
First to 3
10 Minutes
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10 Minutes
Kane and Ezekiel work over Slater for most of the match… Kane goes for a Chokeslam, but Slater counters it then hits a dropkick… sending kane outside of the ring. The ref goes to check on him as Slater crawls towards Henry… Just then… Finlay crawls out from under the rung and clubs Henry in the knee with his sheleighleigh… Henry falls from the apron and down to the floor, holding his knee.
Kane re-enters the ring… tags in Ezekiel, they go over to Slater, both grab him by the throat and hit a double chokeslam..
Cover..
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3!!
Here are your winners… the Remnants!
*Jimmy Wang Yang and Seb Slater are talking backstage.*
Yang: So then ah said to him "Oh yeah! well your mommas a whore" and he was like..
*Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger barge into them, interrupting their conversation.*
*sniff sniff* Ah do you smell that Dolph? It smells like....an inferior brand.
Naw man... don't be like that... look around... this is Smackdown... that would be too big of a compliment.
Seb: Hey assholes. Do you mind? You're wasting our precious camera time.
Pfft. Like anyone watches this crappy network show to see you.
The only reason people are actually watching this show tonight is to see the NEW! Extreme Tag Team Champions! But sadly for our legions of fans the subscription to WCMyNetwork TV they paid for means nothing as we won't be on this show for long tonight. we were going to have a victory celebration but then we realised this is Smackdown! This show sucks so bad it doesn't even have a General Manager. Hell it's tag team champions are the Colons. No one gives a crap about this show so thats why our victory celebration will be this Thursday on ECW.
Although your chicks are hotter... *Swagger slaps Dolph in the back of the head* I mean... And come Survivor Series, you better HOPE we win... just so your ratings will stop tanking.
Tell you what we are going to do... just cause we are nice guys. Jimmy get your camera out... we're going to give you... AN 11 SECOND POSE!! *Smiles and holds up the belts*
...
*Jimmy looks at them after a short pause* What makes you think I have a camera?
Please... *pulls back a towel to reveal an expensive looking camera.* But, now you're too late. Time's up.
Seb: ....please leave
*Swagger slaps Seb.*
So anyway.....to sum up guys we are the Extreme tag team champs. We will beat The Colons and whoever the raw tag team champs will be by tomorrow and at Survivor Series we'll be the first ever! WCWWE Unified Tag Team Champions.
OK good luck with that. Can I finish my bit now?
NO-Wait what happened to your accent?
I...I.....GIDDY UP Y'ALL!
Comon Jack... we're obviously wasting our time here. *Dolph turns around to see a huge Quiznos sign on the wall... AW HELL NO!!!!
Dolph I'm gonna be sick. Lets get out of this disgusting place.
*Dolph and Jack leave.*
Thank god. So anyway this bitch is all like "you should-
*Yang and Seb turn to see Jack spraypainting "SUBWAY RULES" on the Quiznos sign before being chased away by security.*
God dammit I hope they lose at Survivor Series.
First to the ring…
The team of MVP and Matt Striker!
And their opponents…
…
…
Charlie Richards ….Bull Funaki… Right to Censor!
Kung Fu Thrillas(Right to Censor) vs MVP/Striker
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP body slams Charlie to the matt and goes for the the ballin elbow drop. Funaki runs in and hits a big boot on an unsuspecting MVP then goes back outside the ring. Both are down on the mat. Both start crawling to their corners… and it looks like Charlie will get there first… just then Striker rushes in and the ref stops him… Charlie makes the tag! Funaki rushes over and hits a buzzsaw kick on MVP… he goes for the cover!
The ref turns, but doesn’t make the count… he’s saying he didn’t see Funaki Tag in! The two argue as Striker slips back in the ring… hits the golden rule on Charlie, then drags MVP over and put him on top of Charlie.
Funaki leaves the ring and the ref turns and sees the pin
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3!! Funaki couldn’t make the save!
Here are your winners… MVP and Matt Striker!
*Triple H is talking to some backstage crew when Shawn Michaels approaches him with Mike Knox by his side.*
Hunter! Bro! Long time no see huh?
Yeah it has been Shawn. Remember when we ran this place? I miss those days, but I can see you got yourself a new running buddy while I was away. Is that the way a brother is? I like the name for the stable you picked too, one of the greatest names in the history of the spot.
But I want you to me one favor, make sure you live up to the name, HBK. Because you are using the name of my idol, my mentor and you drove one of his best friends from the general manager spot! So make sure you live up to it. I do know a thing or two about great stables, so I will be watching.
*HHH stares at Shawn and then to Knox waiting for a reply.*
Well you won't be disapointed my friend. The Horsemen promise to be the greatest stable of this generation. You don't have to worry about that.
That's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. The Horsemen aren't competing at Survivor Series and neither are you so how about this. At Survivor Series we have a for on for elimination match. Me and my horsemen vs. you and three partners of your choosing. Imagine it Hunter you and I on opposing sides leading teams into battle. It writes itself doesn't it? Of course this would just be a one time thing to get us both on one of the biggest shows of the year. It doesn't mean we have to become mortal enemies
That is....unless....you want to become our enemy...
Yeah don't worry Mike, Hunter wouldn't do that.
So do we have ourselves a deal?
*Shawn extends his hand.*
.....Sure. I'm in.
*Triple H shakes his hand. They stare each other down as we go to commercial.*
First to the ring
CM Punk and John Cena!
Boy these two still don’t seem to want to get along… they better figure it out quick…cause here come their opponents!
Representing the 4 Horsemen… Mike Knox and Shawn Michaels!!
CM Punk/John Cena vs. HBK/Knox
First to 3
10 Minutes
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10 Minutes
CM Punk and Cena begin to bicker back and forth throughout about who should be in the match at certain points. Finally CM Punk gets fed up and smacks Cena…tagging him in… Cena gets in Punks face and they argue some more. Cena turns his attention back to the match to be met by a big boot from Knox. Pin attempt! Punk makes no attempt to break it up.
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3!!
Here are your winners… HBK and Mike Knox!
*Colt Cabana is seen backstage.*
Maria! Where's the Coca-Cola deal?
Um... I don't know...
Well, can you help me find it? Otherwise I'm sponsoring Depends diapers, and after what happened last week, I don't need to give the guys another reason to laugh at me.
R-Truth walks on scene.
Hey man... what's u.... how's it going?
Hi Truth!!
Hey Truth. Just trying to find the damn Coca-Cola deal. I know I left it somewhere around here... I think...
Um Colt? Don't you two have, like, a match or something against The Cult?
Wait, we do?
Yeah we sure do Colt. I'm glad atleast Maria is on the ball huh?
Yeah, on the ball... I swear I just had it a minute ago!
Didja check your pockets?
Maria, I'm wearing tights.
Oh... I'll keep looking!
Sigh... so, what's the plan for tonight?
Tonide we go out der and prove a point to the Cult of the Light. We face MVP's goons in Braddock and Kennedy. They may be his goons but they are tough guys. If we can pick up a win tonight we can get in their heads, and given the spell MVP has over em, that might just be a useful advantage to have right?
Right. We defeat MVP's goons, we plant seeds of doubt in MVP's mind. And if we can do that, then that gives us a pretty big advantage going into Survivor Series.
See, Maria's not the only one who's on the ball tonight.
Oh and Colt? I'd just like to say thank you for helping me out at Survivor Series. I know you left the Resistance and you wanted to go out on your own and everything... but I appreciate it man. Thanks!
No problem man. Now that The Cult's pretty much taken care of, it looks like you didn't really need my help after all. Still, it'll be nice to be back in The Resistance again, even if it's just for one night.
Found it!
Oh thank you Maria. Where was it?
In your bag!
*Colt facepalms.*
Well, I feel stupid.
Truth, care to join me in talking about the great taste of a Coca-Cola?
Well... I'm more of a Pepsi man myself...
Sigh... everywhere I go people only like Pepsi.
Can't Coca-Cola, with it's smooth refreshing taste and unique flavors get any love?
Come on Truth, try the Coke side of life.
And of course, I mean the drink.
I dunno man... seems a bit far out. Maria, what dya prefer yourself?
Um.... oh! Root Beer! You know, the kind that has been around since 1919, serving generation after-
Maria!
The Root Beer ad is next week.
Oh. Sorry.
Still, Root Beer's really good!
Yeah root beer is good... I like root beer.. let's all go get some root beer...
Sigh... I guess I could do the Coca-Cola and Root Beer ad at the same time.
So yeah, let's all get some refreshing, ice cold, classic Root Beer! Just like grandma had when she was a kid!
*R-Truth and Maria begin to head towards catering as Colt pantomines following them.*
And, of course, an ice-cold delicious Coca-Cola.
Seriously, just drink some. They pay me every time their drinks are bought, and I could use the money.
*Colt begins to follow R-Truth and Maria.*
Already in the ring… Mr Kennedy and Mr Braddock!
And their opponents…
Colt Cabana and R-Truth!
R-Truth/Colt Cabana vs Mr. Braddock/Mr. Kennedy
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Mr. Kennedy goes for a mic check on Colt, but he counters it into a Colt-45… Truth runs over and knocks Braddock of the ring apron as Colt makes the cover.
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That’s one win each for the cult and the resistance. Neither team can gain an advantage!
Ladies and gentlemen, these are dark days at the Palace of Wisdom.
So last week, in a complete an utter fluke, we lost the Tag Team titles to the Colons.
But that isn't even the worst part.
No, apparently we can't even get a sniff of another title shot until after Survivor Series. What the hell?!
Not only do we not have our tag Team titles, we fail to take our rightful spot in the Tag Team Championship unification match.
But tonight we team with the Hollywood Airheads to takes on the Colons and the Cool Connection. Proving that management does have sense and recognises us as the greatest team in WCWWE, champions or not.
So watch carefully because tonight we walk in there and show why we are and forever will be the best.
When we outshine everyone, even our own partners, you will realise we are the true undisputed WCWWE tag team champions.
So weep in the fact that whoever is holding those belts is only keeping them warm for us.
And as always...
Be Jealous
So last week, in a complete an utter fluke, we lost the Tag Team titles to the Colons.
But that isn't even the worst part.
No, apparently we can't even get a sniff of another title shot until after Survivor Series. What the hell?!
Not only do we not have our tag Team titles, we fail to take our rightful spot in the Tag Team Championship unification match.
But tonight we team with the Hollywood Airheads to takes on the Colons and the Cool Connection. Proving that management does have sense and recognises us as the greatest team in WCWWE, champions or not.
So watch carefully because tonight we walk in there and show why we are and forever will be the best.
When we outshine everyone, even our own partners, you will realise we are the true undisputed WCWWE tag team champions.
So weep in the fact that whoever is holding those belts is only keeping them warm for us.
And as always...
Be Jealous
*Mickie is shown backstage*
So, it looks like Katie Lea is too scared to face me, since she hasn't yet accepted my challenge. But no matter. I'll get my title shot sooner or later. But meanwhile, I have a smaller, but more annoying fish to fry.
Mia Mancini, I must of knocked a few brain cells loose with those kicks! You wanna face me next week? Just watch my match with Eve. Because that's just a taste of what'll happen to you next week, honey.
Already in the ring… Eve Torres!
And her opponent…
Mickie James!
Micke James vs Eve Torres (re-edited in)
First to 3
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[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Mickie hits a Mick Kick. Cover.
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Here is your winner… Mickie James!
After the match, Mickie is celebrating, when…
Katie Lea makes her way to the ring, carrying the Women's belt over her shoulder.
You know what Mickie? I was watching Smackdown! last week just like I always do, and I was very interested in your comments. You want to face me for my title? Mickie, you may have beaten me for the title before, but that was when I was fatigued. So, when I'm fresh as a daisy? I'd love to face you. In fact... how about I defend my title against you? How about... I defend it right here... right now!?
Finally, some justice! Let's go!
Mickie smiles, as the bell rings.
Katie and Mickie circle each other, about to lock up, when…
Mickie!
Mickie looks around.
Hey Mickie! Hey! Up here, Mickie!
Mickie looks up at the Tron to see Mia Mancini and Beth Phoenix at the WCWWE Training Center. Mickie screams at Mia and flips her off, then turns back around, only to be met with the LeaDT! Cover!
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Here is your winner and still WCWWE Women’s Champion, Katie Lea!
Katie takes her belt and leaves, shaking hands with the fans as she goes.
Congratulations Katie!
Wow. Tough break, huh Mickie? It would really suck if something like that happened next week during OUR match.
Mickie sits up, looking very pissed off.
Soooooo… anyway. Beth has been doing a great job training me! I’ve learned so much the last few days. And now, I’m gonna have my first practice match!
Harvey Whippleman steps into frame.
Thanks for helping us, Harvey.
Oh, it’s no problem! But remember, I’m a former Women’s Champion! Just because you’re a newcomer doesn’t mean I’m gonna take it easy on ya!
Enough talkin c’mon let’s do this!!!!
Alright. On my mark… GO!
Mia and Harvey lock up. Harvey twists Mia’s arm and then flexes. Mia reverses it, causing Harvey to scream in pain. Mia drops a couple elbows on Harvey’s back, then applies a side headlock. He easily pushes her off into the ropes and as she bounces back, he bumps her to the mat.
Had enough yet?
Mia low blow’s Harvey and rolls him up in a small package. Beth makes the count.
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Mia pops up, celebrating.
YAY!!! I did it!! I beat a former Women’s Champion!! Mickie, you better watch out, because you’re next!
The screen goes black, as Mickie sits in the ring, her rage building, until finally she let’s out a bloodcurdling scream and leaves the ring.
"Colons are standing backstage"
Carlito: Last Friday we finally won the titles back from the In Crowd Miz and Morrison. Now that we have these back, we can move on to Survivor Series.
We will have the opportunity to unify all the Tag Team Titles and be the first ever Unified Tag Team Champions.
Primo: Carlito, somehow I kinda have a deja vu about this, don´t know why.
Carlito: Me too Primo, don´t know why.
Anyway, Blondes, Cool Connection bring your best at Survivor Series, because we will!
First to the ring…
John Morrison, the Miz, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler!
And their Opponents
First all the way from Raw…
Sim Snuka and Ricardo Ortiz… Cool Connection!
And their partners…
Primo and Carlito… the Colons!
Main Event
Miz/Morrison/Hollywood Blondes vs Colons/Cool Connection
First to 4
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[/center]Miz/Morrison/Hollywood Blondes vs Colons/Cool Connection
First to 4
10 Minutes
Dolph and Swagger duke it out with the Colons on the outside. Inside the ring, the cool connection are about to hit their finisher on Morrison when Miz runs in and hits a Mizaster on Ortiz... he then tackles Sim... he and sim trade punches and fall outside to the mat.
Morrison recovers and sees the ortiz is positioned perfectly. STARSHIP PAIN!!!
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Here are your winners... Miz & Morrison and the Hollywood Blondes!!