Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Nov 9, 2009 15:38:08 GMT -5
Mickie James def. Gail Kim
Colt Cabana vs. MVP ended in a time limit draw
Kung Fu Thrillas def. Kane/Ezekial
Mr. Kennedy w/ Braddock def. Shawn Michaels w/ Knox
Matt Striker def. R-Truth
Primo/Carlito def. Miz/Morrison to win the WCWWE Tag Team Titles
Welcome to a special edition of Friday Night Smackdown! We apologize for the late show this week. But you know how the network is about their dog shows!
We have a fantastic lineup here for you tonight. The Cult and the Resistance clash tonight in two separate matches… MVP vs Colt Cabana… and R-Truth vs Matt Striker! This rivalry is really heating up after nearly a year long feud.
Also tonight the Remnants attempt to continue on their winning ways by taking on the Kung Fu Thrillas… the team that got a victory over HBK and Knox just last week!
Shawn Michaels makes his singles debut here tonight as he takes on Mr. Kennedy….. Kennedy.
And the grand daddy of them all, the Tag Team Title match for not only the right to be the final WCWWE Tag Team Champions, but also the right to be able to represent Smackdown in the Tag Team Title Unification Match at Survivor Series in just 2 weeks! Just last night, now ECW Tag Team Champions Hollywood Blondes beat the team of Lance Hoyt and Low Ki to win the titles and represent ECW in the upcoming match… and next week on RAW, World Tag Team Champions Cool Connection defend their titles against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Sir David Hart. It’s going to be wild!
The Colons and Miz and Morrison have had a long standing battle for these belts over the last several months… and it all comes down here tonight!
Also in action, Mickie Ja….
Speak of the devil…
Mickie walks to the ring and grabs the mic.
So tonight, I‘m booked in yet another match against some scrub. Let‘s face it, nobody on this show can beat me. I‘m only the top Diva on Smackdown. And I‘m also the former Women‘s Champion. So instead of booking me in meaningless matches against no-names, why doesn’t the Board of Directors give me the rematch I rightfully deserve? If recent events on ECW have taught us anything, it’s that what happens in a PPV title match is meaningless, it’s the TV matches that matter. So I want another shot at Katie Lea and the Women’s Title, this time on TV. Katie, I already showed I can beat you once. If you’re a real woman you’ll, accept my challenge. You and me, one on one, with the title on the line. You’ve got one week to answer.
Now, on to Mia Mancini. Sweetie, I know you‘re upset, but really, it‘s your own fault. You were stupid enough to fall for the old “I‘m sorry, let‘s be friends” act. Now, just in case you were planning on doing something dumb like showing up to get revenge, I took precautions and asked the Board of Directors to ban you from the building. I didn‘t do it my safety though, I did it for YOURS. Because if I ever see you again, I‘m going to hurt you. Because you‘re the type of girl I hate. The happy little miss sunshine type. You‘ve got your boyfriend, your little clique, and you‘re probably part of 4 or 5 school clubs. I hate girls like that. So for your own safety, stay away from Smackdown events. Because otherwise, you WILL get hurt.
Finally, Beth Phoenix. Beth, I don‘t know what you thought you were doing last week, trying to be the hero. Maybe you just wanted revenge for me kicking your ass for the last 3 months? Let me warn you just this once. Stay out of my business. Any personal issues you have with me, we handle that in the ring. But do NOT get involved in my affairs. Last week was between me and Sunshine Suzie. Next time you interfere, I beat the living hell out of you. Are we clear? Good.
Now, bring out tonight‘s victim!
Mickie drops the mic.
Mickie James stands ready in the middle of the ring.
And her opponent… Gail Kim!
Mickie goes for a clothesline… but Gail uses the Matrix maneuver and dodges it… Gail gets back up and turns around to be met by a roundhouse kick from mickie.
1..
2..
3!!
Your winner… Mickie James! Never knew why the girls use that move to dodge… leaves them wide open afterwards…
Mickie begins to celebrate when all of a sudden…
Hey Mickie.
Mickie looks around.
Up here.
Mickie looks up and sees Mia Mancini on the TitanTron.
So, pretty clever of you, having me barred from the building. I gotta say, it takes a real genius to think of that. Bravo.
Mickie smiles.
Too bad I’m not at Smackdown tonight. I’m actually at WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut. Y’see, I just got out of a meeting with the Board of Directors, where we discussed what action I plan to take against both you and the company. I told them that I COULD sue. They offered me monetary compensation, but I wasn’t having it. Y’see, I’m not the type of girl who can just be bought off.
I told them I wouldn’t sue, under one condition. I want a match against you.
Mickie starts laughing.
I’m serious Mickie. Twice now, you’ve kicked my ass. Now it’s time for me to return the favor.
Mickie grabs a mic.
Let me get this straight. You, some high school chica with no training, you want to fight me, a trained professional wrestler? Are you out of your mind? No. Not happening. I told you Mia, I see you, I‘m gonna hurt you.
Well Mickie, there’s a few things you oughta know first. One, the Board of Directors told me I’d have to sign a waiver, absolving you and the WCWWE of all responsibility for anything that happens during the match. Two, I would have to agree to be trained by another WCWWE Diva. And three, the match has already been signed.
A loud cheer goes up, as Mickie looks pissed off.
Smackdown, November 17th. I’ve signed the waiver, Mickie. I have a trainer. Someone you know very well. In fact, she’s standing right behind you, Mickie!
Mickie turns around and sees Beth Phoenix standing right in front of her. Beth kick’s Mickie in the gut and hit’s the Glam Slam.
I’m gonna be training hard Mickie. See you in eleven days.
The screen goes black as the crowd cheers. Beth heads up the ramp as Mickie sit’s up, looking pissed off.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Colt Cabana. Professional Wrestler.
As many of you know, tonight I have a match against MVP. And for those who remember, MVP and your good buddy Colt here were on rival factions for the longest. Not to mention, MVP and Matt Striker cost me the United States Title two weeks ago, so this match is very personal for me.
Still, just because I'm focused on MVP tonight doesn't mean that I'm oblivious to everything else. Why, did you know those blonde fellows on ECW have sponsors now? And if they can get sponsors with their bad lisp and tendencies towards women, well, there's no reason to think that I can't get sponsor either!
So I searched far and wide, and in the end I had Maria pick some of my sponsers. Maria, say hi to the fans.
*Off-camera* But who will hold the camera?
It's on a tripod sweetie. It'll hold up by itself.
Ohh... okay!
*Maria appears on-screen.*
Hi peoples!
*Maria runs off.*
She's a keeper, ain't she?
Now, thanks to the negotiating of Maria, yours truly has several high-quality sponsors lining up to be associated with me. So, with that said, tonight's match will be sponsored by... Tampax?
Maria, where's the Domino's deal?
Um... lemme look for it. Just keep reading.
*The sounds of running are heard as Colt sighs.*
Yes sir, Tampax Pearl has everything a woman could want in a tampon. With its extra absorbing capabilities, it.... sigh... hardly feels like it's even there.
MARIA! DID YOU FIND THE DOMINO'S DEAL YET?
NOT YET! KEEP READING!
Sigh... unlike other tampons, Tampax Pearl really makes you feel... like a woman. And you can trust me, because I'm not just an actor.
*Colt cocks an eyebrow as he says this, but continues.*
I'm an... MARIA! COME ON!
ALMOST FOUND IT!
Sigh... I'm just an everyday person like you.
So get the new Tampax Pearl and take your first step to feeling like a woman, even with a tampon.
FOUND IT!
Oh thank you God!
*Maria appears on camera and gives Colt the script before running off-screen.*
Quick, Maria, how much time do we have left?
Umm... 10 seconds.
Sonofa-
BUY DOMINO'S SANDWICHES TODAY, BECAUSE SUBWAY AIN'T WORTH BEING CALLED A PANSY BY MEAT EATERS!
How was that?
Wait, do I press the red button now?
Sigh...
First to the ring…
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!!!
Colt goes for his 720 DDT… but MVP reverses it into a playmaker…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
MVP is beside himself… he sets Colt up for the drive by kick… Colt dodges it!! Colt 45!! Colt drags himself over and lays one arm over MVP…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!!
MVP crawls to the rope and starts pulling himself up… as Colt does the same on the other side…
They look across at each other and start trading simultaneous punches…
1..2..3..4..5..6..
BELL RINGS
7..8..9..10..11..
Ref gets in between the two… they are still going at each other! Other officials run down and break the two up… They stare each other down as we go to break…
*time limit draw*
*Kane sits in a red-lit room, with Ezekiel standing to the side of him.*
Right now, thing are happening in the tag team division. The belts are being unified, and a lot of teams are climbing the ranks. But no team is more dominant than the Remnants, I assure you.
For too long now we've been shunned, cast aside like we don't even exist. Well that all ends tonight. The Cult of the Light tried to make fools of us, but all they served to do was ignite our fury even more - and believe me that was something they didn't want to do. Once we destroy the Kung Fu Thrillas beyond recgonition, Ezekiel and I will start our new path of destruction - every other tag team, be it the Blondes, be it Hoyt & Low Ki - hell, Ezekiel and I don't really care who it is, just be aware that we're a stronger unit than we've ever be, and we're tired of being just an afterthought!
*Kane pulls out a box of matches and lights one*
The WCWWE is going to start realising that when you play with fire....you're going to get burned! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
First to the ring…
Kane and Ezekial … the Remnants!
And their opponents..
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Scotty too Haasy and Grand Master Naki… Really Too Cool!
Kane and Ezekial appear to have complete control of the match… they set up Funaki and Haas(respectively) for a double chokeslam… as they lift the pair up… Funaki kicks Ezekial in the jaw… forcing him to release his grip on haas… Has then cut blocks Kane in the knee… sending him to the ground and releasing Funaki. Both Funaki and Haas throw Ezekial out of the ring. They double team kane and hit a suplex on him… then they both climb the top ropes and hit a legdrop/splash combination… Haas makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
They did it! Really Too Cool won!
Ezekial rushed in and tries to attack them, but they see him and slide out of the ring. He tends to Kane and helps him to his feet. The pair walk up the ramp showing a lot of frustration. Really Too Cool’s music hits…
Just then… Haas gets in the ring and beckons Funaki join him… he points around to the crowd who are going nuts… Haas then….pulls out some sunglasses out of his pocket!! Funaki looks around, accepts the sunglasses… they head to the middle of the ring as their music restarts…
They begin to dance to the enjoyment of the crowd as we go to break.
Ladies and gentlemen, give reverence to your WCWWE tag team champions.
So once again we take on the Colons. Though I wonder why you'd even bother. Yes, you have a rematch but but c'mon. Look at us. Not only do we have friends in high places...
Miz holds up four fingers as does Morrison.
But we are the greatest team in all of WCWWE.
Up until now that may seem like a hollow boast but at Survivor Series we get to prove it.
Who do we have? A metrosexual life pairing and a couple of guys who ripped off our act.
We'll leave you to decide which is which.
So it's real simple. In life their are winners...
Us.
And there are losers.
Every other team unfortunate enough to cross our path.
Be Jealous
*Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox are in the Four Horsemen's private locker room.*
Man I'm still hung over from last night at the strip club. Duno if I can compete at my best tonight.
Shawn you and Arn had one beer each and slept in the corner while Morrison, Miz and I partied with the strippers.
I'm over 40 man! Anyway tonight I'm facing Ken Kennedy. You'll be at ringside right?
Of course I will. Are you ready?
I beat Kennedy a few times in 2007. We've faced off a lot over the years and he's not exactly on a roll right now. But Kennedy's not the issue right now. Tonight Morrison and Miz are putting their titles on the line. Neither of us will be at ringside but we will need to talk to the In-Crowd. We gotta give some them some advice.
I wouldn't worry about them. They've beat the Colons before and they will do it again. That's why we're the elite in professional wrestling.
That's right. Tonight will be another example of Horseman Domination!
*Shawn and Knox head towards the ring.*
First…making his way to the ring…
Mister Kennedy!
And his opponent…
The Heatbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels!
Shawn goes for sweet chin music but Kennedy sidesteps it and hits the mic check.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… Mr. Kennedy!
Man, Shawn is now 0-2 on Smackdown. Not the start he was hoping for, I’m sure.
First to the ring
Matt Striker!
And his opponent
United States Champion… R-Truth!
Striker hits the golden rule on R-Truth.
1..
2..
3!!
Striker has won! What a moral advantage this must be for the cult! What’s this? Why is MVP coming out here?
*MVP is shown walking to the ring with a smile on his face, he gets in the ring and striker picks up R-Truth and hold him still… MVP gets right in R-Truth’s face. He sets R-Truth up for the Drive By Kick when all of a sudden Colt Cabana runs down to the ring with a steel chair! MVP and Striker leave the ring as Colt enters. Colt Cabana guards Truth as he gets to his feet. The four have another staredown as we go to break.
MAIN EVENT UP NEXT
Tonight we finally get our opportunity to regain the WCWWE Tag Team Championships from the "In" Crowd Miz and John Morrison.
You guys are brash, arrogant and cocky....just like us.
And I know that 99,9 % of the world does not like you and we are on the same side as the 99,9% , but we still respect you and hope that the better man wins.
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HAHAHAAHAHAHA
JUST KIDDING
You arrogant punks don´t deserve what you have.
Do you really thing that just because you got Arn Anderson on your site means that you the four horsemen?
If that would be the case, it would mean that Todd Grisham is on the Colons team, just because we see him every week!
Tonight you get your asses beat and we get our titles back and that is just the way it is.
We have been defending this title against anyone there is and after we beat you tonight, we go on to Survivor Series to become unified Tag Team Champions.
Be jealo.. no thats not it
And thats the TRUT...no thats not it either
If you don´t know now yo....no thats not it either
ah this is it
and thats COOL!
It is time for the MAIN EVENT... and it set for one fall… with NO TIME LIMIT… and is for the WCWWE Tag Team Champions of WOOOOooooorld.
Ladies and gentlemen… I ask you… are you rrrrready? *some cheers*
I can’t hear you… I asked… ARE… YOU…. RRRRREADY!!!! *Louder cheers*
Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home….
LLLLLLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
First, making thier way to the ring....
Weighing in at a combined weight of 454 pounds...5-time Tag Team champions, and the REIGNING WCWWE Tag Team Champions... John Morrison and the Miz!!
And their opponents:
The challengers...Weighing in at a combined weight of 438 pounds… Primo and Carlito… the Colons!
Morrison and Primo are in the middle of the ring trading blows when all of a sudden primo begins ducking Morrison’s punches and sticking his own. Primo hits a dropkick on Morrison and he falls to the mat. Primo quickly bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop.
Primo climbs to the outer part of the ring and set ups for his springboard headdrop… when Miz rushes over… but primo sees him and hits a kick to the gut…followed by a European uppercut! Miz falls to the floor and primo begins talking smack to him. But as he turns around… Morrison has recovered and hits the springboard roundhouse kick! Primo falls to the floor.
Miz begins to punch primo while he is down as Morrison looks on… just then Carlito rushes over and hits the back stabber on Morrison! Morrison is down! Carlito looks to the outside and sees Primo beginning to get back to his feet trying to defend himself. Carlito runs over and hits the ring ropes, then dives over and lands on both Miz and Primo!
All three are down! Carlito is the first to stir…and he helps Primo to his feet. They pick Miz up and begin to double team them. Behind them, you can barely see that Morrison has recovered and has climbed to the top rope. He looks back at the three men and jumps!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!! OH MY GOD!!! He landed on all three of them!
All four men are down on the outside. They lay there a while as the ref checks on them. They finally all begin to move about the same time, crawling back to the ring. Suprisingly Carlito is the first to his feet, and he picks Primo up and drags him to the ring over next to their corner. Carlito then stands up and begs primo to get up and tag him. Morrison has gotten to his feet and helps miz up… miz stumbles to the ring, slides in and makes the tag to Morrison… Morrison rushes over to catch primo… but he’s too late! Carlito is in!
Carlito leaps over the top rope and begins hitting Morrison with a series of punches. He irish whips Morrison and goes for a clothesline… but Morrison ducks it! Morrison bounced off the ropes again then launches himself and hits a flying forearm shot to Carlito… both lat there a few moments… then Morrison hopes up to his feet and slaps his leg… he’s going for the superkick! HE MISSES! Carlito goes for the backstabber… but Morrison rushes over to the ring ropes and Miz hits Carlito with a suckerpunch.
This brings Primo into the ring… but the ref catches him and tells him to get back outside. As they argue, Morrison turns around and goes towards Carlito… Carlito with a small package!! With the ref busy with primo... miz sneaks in and reverses the small cradle, but the ref sees him and is now arguing with Miz about leaving the ring, primos slides back in the ring, reverses the small cradle again then slips out of the ring.
The ref turns and sees the pinfall
1..
Miz sees this and begins coming into the ring...
2..
Primo rushes over and trips miz up before he can get there...
3!!
Miz looks up in shock...
"Here are your winner via pinfall...and NEW WCWWE Tag Team Champions of the world... Primo and Carlito... the Colons!"
WOW!! WHAT AN ENDING!! Thanks for joining us...see you again on Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Colt Cabana vs. MVP ended in a time limit draw
Kung Fu Thrillas def. Kane/Ezekial
Mr. Kennedy w/ Braddock def. Shawn Michaels w/ Knox
Matt Striker def. R-Truth
Primo/Carlito def. Miz/Morrison to win the WCWWE Tag Team Titles
Welcome to a special edition of Friday Night Smackdown! We apologize for the late show this week. But you know how the network is about their dog shows!
We have a fantastic lineup here for you tonight. The Cult and the Resistance clash tonight in two separate matches… MVP vs Colt Cabana… and R-Truth vs Matt Striker! This rivalry is really heating up after nearly a year long feud.
Also tonight the Remnants attempt to continue on their winning ways by taking on the Kung Fu Thrillas… the team that got a victory over HBK and Knox just last week!
Shawn Michaels makes his singles debut here tonight as he takes on Mr. Kennedy….. Kennedy.
And the grand daddy of them all, the Tag Team Title match for not only the right to be the final WCWWE Tag Team Champions, but also the right to be able to represent Smackdown in the Tag Team Title Unification Match at Survivor Series in just 2 weeks! Just last night, now ECW Tag Team Champions Hollywood Blondes beat the team of Lance Hoyt and Low Ki to win the titles and represent ECW in the upcoming match… and next week on RAW, World Tag Team Champions Cool Connection defend their titles against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Sir David Hart. It’s going to be wild!
The Colons and Miz and Morrison have had a long standing battle for these belts over the last several months… and it all comes down here tonight!
Also in action, Mickie Ja….
Speak of the devil…
Mickie walks to the ring and grabs the mic.
So tonight, I‘m booked in yet another match against some scrub. Let‘s face it, nobody on this show can beat me. I‘m only the top Diva on Smackdown. And I‘m also the former Women‘s Champion. So instead of booking me in meaningless matches against no-names, why doesn’t the Board of Directors give me the rematch I rightfully deserve? If recent events on ECW have taught us anything, it’s that what happens in a PPV title match is meaningless, it’s the TV matches that matter. So I want another shot at Katie Lea and the Women’s Title, this time on TV. Katie, I already showed I can beat you once. If you’re a real woman you’ll, accept my challenge. You and me, one on one, with the title on the line. You’ve got one week to answer.
Now, on to Mia Mancini. Sweetie, I know you‘re upset, but really, it‘s your own fault. You were stupid enough to fall for the old “I‘m sorry, let‘s be friends” act. Now, just in case you were planning on doing something dumb like showing up to get revenge, I took precautions and asked the Board of Directors to ban you from the building. I didn‘t do it my safety though, I did it for YOURS. Because if I ever see you again, I‘m going to hurt you. Because you‘re the type of girl I hate. The happy little miss sunshine type. You‘ve got your boyfriend, your little clique, and you‘re probably part of 4 or 5 school clubs. I hate girls like that. So for your own safety, stay away from Smackdown events. Because otherwise, you WILL get hurt.
Finally, Beth Phoenix. Beth, I don‘t know what you thought you were doing last week, trying to be the hero. Maybe you just wanted revenge for me kicking your ass for the last 3 months? Let me warn you just this once. Stay out of my business. Any personal issues you have with me, we handle that in the ring. But do NOT get involved in my affairs. Last week was between me and Sunshine Suzie. Next time you interfere, I beat the living hell out of you. Are we clear? Good.
Now, bring out tonight‘s victim!
Mickie drops the mic.
Mickie James stands ready in the middle of the ring.
And her opponent… Gail Kim!
Gail Kim vs Mickie James
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Mickie goes for a clothesline… but Gail uses the Matrix maneuver and dodges it… Gail gets back up and turns around to be met by a roundhouse kick from mickie.
1..
2..
3!!
Your winner… Mickie James! Never knew why the girls use that move to dodge… leaves them wide open afterwards…
Mickie begins to celebrate when all of a sudden…
Hey Mickie.
Mickie looks around.
Up here.
Mickie looks up and sees Mia Mancini on the TitanTron.
So, pretty clever of you, having me barred from the building. I gotta say, it takes a real genius to think of that. Bravo.
Mickie smiles.
Too bad I’m not at Smackdown tonight. I’m actually at WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut. Y’see, I just got out of a meeting with the Board of Directors, where we discussed what action I plan to take against both you and the company. I told them that I COULD sue. They offered me monetary compensation, but I wasn’t having it. Y’see, I’m not the type of girl who can just be bought off.
I told them I wouldn’t sue, under one condition. I want a match against you.
Mickie starts laughing.
I’m serious Mickie. Twice now, you’ve kicked my ass. Now it’s time for me to return the favor.
Mickie grabs a mic.
Let me get this straight. You, some high school chica with no training, you want to fight me, a trained professional wrestler? Are you out of your mind? No. Not happening. I told you Mia, I see you, I‘m gonna hurt you.
Well Mickie, there’s a few things you oughta know first. One, the Board of Directors told me I’d have to sign a waiver, absolving you and the WCWWE of all responsibility for anything that happens during the match. Two, I would have to agree to be trained by another WCWWE Diva. And three, the match has already been signed.
A loud cheer goes up, as Mickie looks pissed off.
Smackdown, November 17th. I’ve signed the waiver, Mickie. I have a trainer. Someone you know very well. In fact, she’s standing right behind you, Mickie!
Mickie turns around and sees Beth Phoenix standing right in front of her. Beth kick’s Mickie in the gut and hit’s the Glam Slam.
I’m gonna be training hard Mickie. See you in eleven days.
The screen goes black as the crowd cheers. Beth heads up the ramp as Mickie sit’s up, looking pissed off.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Colt Cabana. Professional Wrestler.
As many of you know, tonight I have a match against MVP. And for those who remember, MVP and your good buddy Colt here were on rival factions for the longest. Not to mention, MVP and Matt Striker cost me the United States Title two weeks ago, so this match is very personal for me.
Still, just because I'm focused on MVP tonight doesn't mean that I'm oblivious to everything else. Why, did you know those blonde fellows on ECW have sponsors now? And if they can get sponsors with their bad lisp and tendencies towards women, well, there's no reason to think that I can't get sponsor either!
So I searched far and wide, and in the end I had Maria pick some of my sponsers. Maria, say hi to the fans.
*Off-camera* But who will hold the camera?
It's on a tripod sweetie. It'll hold up by itself.
Ohh... okay!
*Maria appears on-screen.*
Hi peoples!
*Maria runs off.*
She's a keeper, ain't she?
Now, thanks to the negotiating of Maria, yours truly has several high-quality sponsors lining up to be associated with me. So, with that said, tonight's match will be sponsored by... Tampax?
Maria, where's the Domino's deal?
Um... lemme look for it. Just keep reading.
*The sounds of running are heard as Colt sighs.*
Yes sir, Tampax Pearl has everything a woman could want in a tampon. With its extra absorbing capabilities, it.... sigh... hardly feels like it's even there.
MARIA! DID YOU FIND THE DOMINO'S DEAL YET?
NOT YET! KEEP READING!
Sigh... unlike other tampons, Tampax Pearl really makes you feel... like a woman. And you can trust me, because I'm not just an actor.
*Colt cocks an eyebrow as he says this, but continues.*
I'm an... MARIA! COME ON!
ALMOST FOUND IT!
Sigh... I'm just an everyday person like you.
So get the new Tampax Pearl and take your first step to feeling like a woman, even with a tampon.
FOUND IT!
Oh thank you God!
*Maria appears on camera and gives Colt the script before running off-screen.*
Quick, Maria, how much time do we have left?
Umm... 10 seconds.
Sonofa-
BUY DOMINO'S SANDWICHES TODAY, BECAUSE SUBWAY AIN'T WORTH BEING CALLED A PANSY BY MEAT EATERS!
How was that?
Wait, do I press the red button now?
Sigh...
First to the ring…
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
Montel Vontavious Porter… M…V…P!!!
Colt Cabana vs. MVP
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Colt goes for his 720 DDT… but MVP reverses it into a playmaker…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
MVP is beside himself… he sets Colt up for the drive by kick… Colt dodges it!! Colt 45!! Colt drags himself over and lays one arm over MVP…
1..
2..
KICKOUT!!!
MVP crawls to the rope and starts pulling himself up… as Colt does the same on the other side…
They look across at each other and start trading simultaneous punches…
1..2..3..4..5..6..
BELL RINGS
7..8..9..10..11..
Ref gets in between the two… they are still going at each other! Other officials run down and break the two up… They stare each other down as we go to break…
*time limit draw*
*Kane sits in a red-lit room, with Ezekiel standing to the side of him.*
Right now, thing are happening in the tag team division. The belts are being unified, and a lot of teams are climbing the ranks. But no team is more dominant than the Remnants, I assure you.
For too long now we've been shunned, cast aside like we don't even exist. Well that all ends tonight. The Cult of the Light tried to make fools of us, but all they served to do was ignite our fury even more - and believe me that was something they didn't want to do. Once we destroy the Kung Fu Thrillas beyond recgonition, Ezekiel and I will start our new path of destruction - every other tag team, be it the Blondes, be it Hoyt & Low Ki - hell, Ezekiel and I don't really care who it is, just be aware that we're a stronger unit than we've ever be, and we're tired of being just an afterthought!
*Kane pulls out a box of matches and lights one*
The WCWWE is going to start realising that when you play with fire....you're going to get burned! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
First to the ring…
Kane and Ezekial … the Remnants!
And their opponents..
…..
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Scotty too Haasy and Grand Master Naki… Really Too Cool!
Kane/Ezekial vs Kung Fu Thrillas/Really Too Cool(RTC)
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Kane and Ezekial appear to have complete control of the match… they set up Funaki and Haas(respectively) for a double chokeslam… as they lift the pair up… Funaki kicks Ezekial in the jaw… forcing him to release his grip on haas… Has then cut blocks Kane in the knee… sending him to the ground and releasing Funaki. Both Funaki and Haas throw Ezekial out of the ring. They double team kane and hit a suplex on him… then they both climb the top ropes and hit a legdrop/splash combination… Haas makes the cover…
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They did it! Really Too Cool won!
Ezekial rushed in and tries to attack them, but they see him and slide out of the ring. He tends to Kane and helps him to his feet. The pair walk up the ramp showing a lot of frustration. Really Too Cool’s music hits…
Just then… Haas gets in the ring and beckons Funaki join him… he points around to the crowd who are going nuts… Haas then….pulls out some sunglasses out of his pocket!! Funaki looks around, accepts the sunglasses… they head to the middle of the ring as their music restarts…
They begin to dance to the enjoyment of the crowd as we go to break.
Ladies and gentlemen, give reverence to your WCWWE tag team champions.
So once again we take on the Colons. Though I wonder why you'd even bother. Yes, you have a rematch but but c'mon. Look at us. Not only do we have friends in high places...
Miz holds up four fingers as does Morrison.
But we are the greatest team in all of WCWWE.
Up until now that may seem like a hollow boast but at Survivor Series we get to prove it.
Who do we have? A metrosexual life pairing and a couple of guys who ripped off our act.
We'll leave you to decide which is which.
So it's real simple. In life their are winners...
Us.
And there are losers.
Every other team unfortunate enough to cross our path.
Be Jealous
*Shawn Michaels and Mike Knox are in the Four Horsemen's private locker room.*
Man I'm still hung over from last night at the strip club. Duno if I can compete at my best tonight.
Shawn you and Arn had one beer each and slept in the corner while Morrison, Miz and I partied with the strippers.
I'm over 40 man! Anyway tonight I'm facing Ken Kennedy. You'll be at ringside right?
Of course I will. Are you ready?
I beat Kennedy a few times in 2007. We've faced off a lot over the years and he's not exactly on a roll right now. But Kennedy's not the issue right now. Tonight Morrison and Miz are putting their titles on the line. Neither of us will be at ringside but we will need to talk to the In-Crowd. We gotta give some them some advice.
I wouldn't worry about them. They've beat the Colons before and they will do it again. That's why we're the elite in professional wrestling.
That's right. Tonight will be another example of Horseman Domination!
*Shawn and Knox head towards the ring.*
First…making his way to the ring…
Mister Kennedy!
And his opponent…
The Heatbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels!
Mr. Kennedy w/ Braddock vs. Shawn Michaels w/ Knox
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Shawn goes for sweet chin music but Kennedy sidesteps it and hits the mic check.
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Here is your winner… Mr. Kennedy!
Man, Shawn is now 0-2 on Smackdown. Not the start he was hoping for, I’m sure.
First to the ring
Matt Striker!
And his opponent
United States Champion… R-Truth!
Matt Striker vs R-Truth
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10 Minutes
Striker hits the golden rule on R-Truth.
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Striker has won! What a moral advantage this must be for the cult! What’s this? Why is MVP coming out here?
*MVP is shown walking to the ring with a smile on his face, he gets in the ring and striker picks up R-Truth and hold him still… MVP gets right in R-Truth’s face. He sets R-Truth up for the Drive By Kick when all of a sudden Colt Cabana runs down to the ring with a steel chair! MVP and Striker leave the ring as Colt enters. Colt Cabana guards Truth as he gets to his feet. The four have another staredown as we go to break.
MAIN EVENT UP NEXT
Tonight we finally get our opportunity to regain the WCWWE Tag Team Championships from the "In" Crowd Miz and John Morrison.
You guys are brash, arrogant and cocky....just like us.
And I know that 99,9 % of the world does not like you and we are on the same side as the 99,9% , but we still respect you and hope that the better man wins.
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HAHAHAAHAHAHA
JUST KIDDING
You arrogant punks don´t deserve what you have.
Do you really thing that just because you got Arn Anderson on your site means that you the four horsemen?
If that would be the case, it would mean that Todd Grisham is on the Colons team, just because we see him every week!
Tonight you get your asses beat and we get our titles back and that is just the way it is.
We have been defending this title against anyone there is and after we beat you tonight, we go on to Survivor Series to become unified Tag Team Champions.
Be jealo.. no thats not it
And thats the TRUT...no thats not it either
If you don´t know now yo....no thats not it either
ah this is it
and thats COOL!
It is time for the MAIN EVENT... and it set for one fall… with NO TIME LIMIT… and is for the WCWWE Tag Team Champions of WOOOOooooorld.
Ladies and gentlemen… I ask you… are you rrrrready? *some cheers*
I can’t hear you… I asked… ARE… YOU…. RRRRREADY!!!! *Louder cheers*
Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home….
LLLLLLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
First, making thier way to the ring....
Weighing in at a combined weight of 454 pounds...5-time Tag Team champions, and the REIGNING WCWWE Tag Team Champions... John Morrison and the Miz!!
And their opponents:
The challengers...Weighing in at a combined weight of 438 pounds… Primo and Carlito… the Colons!
Main Event
Miz/Morrison vs Primo/Carlito - Tag Team Titles
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No Time Limit!
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First to 5
No Time Limit!
Morrison and Primo are in the middle of the ring trading blows when all of a sudden primo begins ducking Morrison’s punches and sticking his own. Primo hits a dropkick on Morrison and he falls to the mat. Primo quickly bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop.
Primo climbs to the outer part of the ring and set ups for his springboard headdrop… when Miz rushes over… but primo sees him and hits a kick to the gut…followed by a European uppercut! Miz falls to the floor and primo begins talking smack to him. But as he turns around… Morrison has recovered and hits the springboard roundhouse kick! Primo falls to the floor.
Miz begins to punch primo while he is down as Morrison looks on… just then Carlito rushes over and hits the back stabber on Morrison! Morrison is down! Carlito looks to the outside and sees Primo beginning to get back to his feet trying to defend himself. Carlito runs over and hits the ring ropes, then dives over and lands on both Miz and Primo!
All three are down! Carlito is the first to stir…and he helps Primo to his feet. They pick Miz up and begin to double team them. Behind them, you can barely see that Morrison has recovered and has climbed to the top rope. He looks back at the three men and jumps!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!! OH MY GOD!!! He landed on all three of them!
All four men are down on the outside. They lay there a while as the ref checks on them. They finally all begin to move about the same time, crawling back to the ring. Suprisingly Carlito is the first to his feet, and he picks Primo up and drags him to the ring over next to their corner. Carlito then stands up and begs primo to get up and tag him. Morrison has gotten to his feet and helps miz up… miz stumbles to the ring, slides in and makes the tag to Morrison… Morrison rushes over to catch primo… but he’s too late! Carlito is in!
Carlito leaps over the top rope and begins hitting Morrison with a series of punches. He irish whips Morrison and goes for a clothesline… but Morrison ducks it! Morrison bounced off the ropes again then launches himself and hits a flying forearm shot to Carlito… both lat there a few moments… then Morrison hopes up to his feet and slaps his leg… he’s going for the superkick! HE MISSES! Carlito goes for the backstabber… but Morrison rushes over to the ring ropes and Miz hits Carlito with a suckerpunch.
This brings Primo into the ring… but the ref catches him and tells him to get back outside. As they argue, Morrison turns around and goes towards Carlito… Carlito with a small package!! With the ref busy with primo... miz sneaks in and reverses the small cradle, but the ref sees him and is now arguing with Miz about leaving the ring, primos slides back in the ring, reverses the small cradle again then slips out of the ring.
The ref turns and sees the pinfall
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Miz sees this and begins coming into the ring...
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Primo rushes over and trips miz up before he can get there...
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Miz looks up in shock...
"Here are your winner via pinfall...and NEW WCWWE Tag Team Champions of the world... Primo and Carlito... the Colons!"
WOW!! WHAT AN ENDING!! Thanks for joining us...see you again on Tuesday Night Smackdown!