Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 10:57:45 GMT -5
Matt Striker def. Mark Henry
Remnants def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Colt/Punk def.Colons
MVP def.John Cena
Triple H def.The Miz
Mike Knox def.Trent Barretta
Bellas def.Eve Torres / Layla
Rey Mysterio def. HBK
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
This is the final week that Smackdown will be without a General Manager as next week… Stephanie McMahon will be here live to start running things in her new position.
But until then… the inmates are running the asylum!
Nikki pulls Layla out from under the rope and rams her head into the ring post. Inside the ring Eve goes for a clothesline, but Brie ducks it and hits a suprise facebuster.
1..
2..
3!!!
*Backstage, Layla is getting attented to by the medical staff, they step away. Just then Mickie James walks up to her.*
Um.. hey Mickie. Uh, what‘s up?
Mickie just stares at Layla.
Er… everything OK?
Mickie slowly walks towards Layla, causing her to take a step back.
Look Mickie, I don‘t want any trouble, OK?
Mickie continues walking towards Layla, a sadistic smile on her face.
Oh crap.
Layla breaks into a run, but Mickie chases after her. She grabs Layla by the hair and MickDDT’s her on the floor, then tosses her into a nearby dumpster.
I love it when they run.
Mickie skips away, humming to herself.
First to the ring….
The Remnants!
And their opponents..
…..
….
Ezekial picks Haas up and slams him down with a chokeslam. Funaki quickly jumps in breaks up a pin attempt and starts landing a series of kicks into Ezekials side. Kane comes in and hits a clubbing blow into funaki’s back. Kane lifts funaki up and throws him over the top rope…then goes to the outside to deliver even more punishment to funaki.
Ezekiel stands up and watches as Kane begins pounding on Funaki’s head. He turns his attention back to Haas… Haas suprises him!! He is going for the Haaaaaas of Paaaaaain!!!
He locks it in…wait…no… ezekiel blocked it! He has Haas up! Dominator!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… The Remnants!!
Two men (Trent barretta and Justin Angel) stand in the ring.
Mike Knox comes down to the ring with intent. He slides under the bottom rope, stands up, quickly goes over to the other two and boots Justin angle right in the head sending him over the top rope and to the outside! Trent jumps Knox and the two begin to fight as the referee calls for the bell.
With Justin knocked out this handicap match just became 1 on 1!!
Knox picks Barretta up and hits the knox out. He then lifts him up and hits another one. The referee checks on Trent, who isn’t moving. But before he can do so, Knox picks him up again and readies another knox out.
*BELL RINGS*
The ref has called for the bell, he’s awarding this match to Knox on the account that Trent cannot continue
Knox looks at the ref, who is pleading with Knox to put the man down. Knox nods his head and agrees..
KNOX OUT!!!
That monster…continuing the assault on a helpless man.
Knox leaves the ring as the medical staff attends to both men.
*Eve Torres is in the back.*
Joining me at this time are two men that will take on The Colons later tonight, CM Punk and Colt Cabana.
*The camera zooms out to reveal Cabana and Punk.*
Now, you two are going up against former WCWWE Tag Team Champions. Do you feel intimidated?
Eve, I'm shocked. You announce The Colons as former champions and ignore the fact that The Second City Saints have reunited?
Second City Saints?
Ah, right. Before your time. See, this isn't the first time that myself and Punker have teamed up. No, before WCWWE we were among the top tag teams in another wrestling promotion, kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. And much like The Colons, we too are former Tag Team Champions.
So are we intimidated by The Colons? I wouldn't think so. I'm not intimidated, much like I'm sure Punker isn't intimidated. Isn't that right Punk?
That's right Colt. Now we both know the things the Colons can do as a tag team but they have no idea what we are capable of together. And then you have to take into consideration that the Colons are no longer the tag team champions so who better to take the gold then Chicago's finest.
Carlito, Primo, hell even bring along Chico. The Second City Saints are traveling together once again and there's not a single team who will top us from getting those tag titles off David Hart and my old, and I mean really old, tag partner, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Seeing as we've got a couple of minutes until showtime, I just want Mickie James to know that I haven't forgotten about her and neither has Beth. Cabana, let's go, we got a tag match to win and then we're gonna drink Pepsi all night long. Wait, can we do product placement on this show?
Hell, I was doing it a few weeks ago. We should be cool.
Carlito, Primo, WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE SECOND CITY-
Colt, you can't say that.
Oh, right. Well then, BE JEAL-
Not that either.
Whatever. The point is, tonight is about making Chicago proud when we beat The Colons. So Primo, Carito, Man Up.
*Punk and Cabana head towards the ring.*
The Colons vs. The Second City Saints is next!
Punk hits a Go 2 Sleep on Primo. Carlito tries to come in, but Colt cuts him off… He sets carlito up for the colt 45, but primo was able to slip down and out of the ring before colt can hit the move.
1..
2..
3!!
Carlito pulls primo out of the ring while the Second City Saints celebrate their first win back together…
Last week Myself Myself and Mr.Striker declared that we would take the Unified tag titles
After we destroy all the members of The Resistance
Former Members the group is as dead as disco
Thank You Mr.Braddock last week we destroyed the Kung Fu Thrillas completly
...........
You have something to add Mr.Braddock?
Not at all sir just remembering the carnage
We can officially cross those names off our list
We're going to destroy them all
Colt Cabana,R-Truth and even The Bella Twins
You are our next targets
Tonight I face John Cena a man who just hasn't been able to get much steam around here
Do you know why?
Because Smackdown is positivly choked with losers who have no right to be here
We've got chumps like CM Punk,Jimmy Wang Yang and The Colons
All in the way of real athletes who deserve shots based on ability
Unlike these idiots who get them simply because
The Crowd Likes Them
Exactly this isn't wrestling anymore it's a popularity contest
If this was based simply on ability I'd be world champion right now and losers like R-Truth and Colt Cabana would be selling popcorn and playing practice dummies to Mr.Braddock here
But it's not too late if we work we can bring this much needed revolution to Smackdown if we work together we can throw these losers out on there talentless asses
And myself and Mr.Striker with those tag titles?
That is not just what we want
That is the rallying cry that is the image that those with talent need
THAT is the image they will fly on there flags and that will be the image that the losers have in there minds as something they should've stopped
This is only the beginning
MVP hits the drive by kick and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… MVP!
MVP celebrates and mockingly does the ‘you can’t see me’ hand motion as the crowd boos him.
Gail Kim is in the back, stretching when Mickie James attacks her from behind. She starts kicking Gail, who tries to fight back, throwing punches and elbows. Mickie deflects Gail’s attempts at self-defense and drives her knee into Gail’s stomach. While Gail is gasping for air, Mickie grabs her by the hair and swings her into one of the lockers. The force of the blow knocks Gail out. Mickie then picks Gail up and carries her over to another dumpster and tosses her inside. Mickie skips off humming once again.
Triple H plants Miz with a pedigree...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Triple H!
We cut backstage, where Mickie James is seen beating down Brie Bella. Nikki Bella tries to help her sister, but Mickie nails her with a roundhouse kick, knocking her out. Mickie turns back to Brie, who she slams hard on the floor. Then, with Brie screaming and trying to get away, Mickie picks her up and stuffs her inside another dumpster. Brie tries to get out, but Mickie slams the lid down on her head, knocking her out cold!
Don’t worry sweetie. Your sister can join you.
Mickie advances towards the still-unconscious Nikki, she is attacked from behind by Beth Phoenix! Beth hammers Mickie with lefts and rights, as Mickie backs off. Beth continues to go after the psychotic Diva, but Mickie scampers away. Beth checks on Nikki, who is slowly coming to. She then goes over to the dumpster and pulls an unconscious Brie out. Suddenly, she hears Nikki scream. Beth turns around, only to be met with a chairshot by Mickie! Nikki tries to charge Mickie from behind, but Mickie swings around and nails her with the chair as well! Mickie then turns back to Beth. She pulls her up by the hair, tilts her head back and plants a big kiss on Beth, before nailing her with a Mick Kick! Beth crumbles to the floor. Mickie picks her up and tosses her into the dumpster and slams the lid shut. She then walks over to Nikki.
Next week, it’s your turn.
Mickie runs off, giggling about what she’s done.
Striker hits goes for the golden rule on henry... but he's too heavy.... striker grasps at his back in pain and backs away... Henry smiles and walks over to striker... who suprises him with a small package!!
1...
2..
3!!!
Striker quickly slips out of the ring as Henry rushes at him. He walks up the entrance ramp with his arm raised as Henry watches him.
*Rey Mysterio is standing backstage*
Smackdown has not changed a bit, still the same idiotic fans, still the same people backstage that do not respect me and still it kinda feels good to be here...of course only for a brief moment, because then I realize that this place sucks!
Tonight is a very special night. Not only do I have my first match on Smackdown for a long time, but I even face Shawn Michaels. HBK, you are a legend and the former WCWWE Champion. And you know what? I kinda respect you, because you have changed. You were an idiot just like everyone else on this roster only wrestling for the fans. But after your loss to Chavo you realized what was truly important in life...yourself.
Yes you are the United States Champion, but I am the WCWWE Champion and I beat the guy that got the title from you in the first place and don´t forget that little victory against you in a No DQ Match that got my career on ECW going again.
So HBK, tonight I will make an example out of you, to show everyone on this roster not too mess with me.
*Rey looks at the title on his shoulder, laughs and leaves*
Mysterio hits the 619 followed by the west coast pop…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… WCWWE Champion… Rey Mysterio!!
Rey celebrates as the show comes to a close.
Remnants def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Colt/Punk def.Colons
MVP def.John Cena
Triple H def.The Miz
Mike Knox def.Trent Barretta
Bellas def.Eve Torres / Layla
Rey Mysterio def. HBK
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
This is the final week that Smackdown will be without a General Manager as next week… Stephanie McMahon will be here live to start running things in her new position.
But until then… the inmates are running the asylum!
Bellas vs Eve Torres / Layla
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Nikki pulls Layla out from under the rope and rams her head into the ring post. Inside the ring Eve goes for a clothesline, but Brie ducks it and hits a suprise facebuster.
1..
2..
3!!!
*Backstage, Layla is getting attented to by the medical staff, they step away. Just then Mickie James walks up to her.*
Um.. hey Mickie. Uh, what‘s up?
Mickie just stares at Layla.
Er… everything OK?
Mickie slowly walks towards Layla, causing her to take a step back.
Look Mickie, I don‘t want any trouble, OK?
Mickie continues walking towards Layla, a sadistic smile on her face.
Oh crap.
Layla breaks into a run, but Mickie chases after her. She grabs Layla by the hair and MickDDT’s her on the floor, then tosses her into a nearby dumpster.
I love it when they run.
Mickie skips away, humming to herself.
First to the ring….
The Remnants!
And their opponents..
…..
….
Kung Fu Thrillas(LAX) vs Remnants
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Ezekial picks Haas up and slams him down with a chokeslam. Funaki quickly jumps in breaks up a pin attempt and starts landing a series of kicks into Ezekials side. Kane comes in and hits a clubbing blow into funaki’s back. Kane lifts funaki up and throws him over the top rope…then goes to the outside to deliver even more punishment to funaki.
Ezekiel stands up and watches as Kane begins pounding on Funaki’s head. He turns his attention back to Haas… Haas suprises him!! He is going for the Haaaaaas of Paaaaaain!!!
He locks it in…wait…no… ezekiel blocked it! He has Haas up! Dominator!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… The Remnants!!
Two men (Trent barretta and Justin Angel) stand in the ring.
Mike Knox comes down to the ring with intent. He slides under the bottom rope, stands up, quickly goes over to the other two and boots Justin angle right in the head sending him over the top rope and to the outside! Trent jumps Knox and the two begin to fight as the referee calls for the bell.
With Justin knocked out this handicap match just became 1 on 1!!
Mike Knox vs Trent Barretta
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Knox picks Barretta up and hits the knox out. He then lifts him up and hits another one. The referee checks on Trent, who isn’t moving. But before he can do so, Knox picks him up again and readies another knox out.
*BELL RINGS*
The ref has called for the bell, he’s awarding this match to Knox on the account that Trent cannot continue
Knox looks at the ref, who is pleading with Knox to put the man down. Knox nods his head and agrees..
KNOX OUT!!!
That monster…continuing the assault on a helpless man.
Knox leaves the ring as the medical staff attends to both men.
*Eve Torres is in the back.*
Joining me at this time are two men that will take on The Colons later tonight, CM Punk and Colt Cabana.
*The camera zooms out to reveal Cabana and Punk.*
Now, you two are going up against former WCWWE Tag Team Champions. Do you feel intimidated?
Eve, I'm shocked. You announce The Colons as former champions and ignore the fact that The Second City Saints have reunited?
Second City Saints?
Ah, right. Before your time. See, this isn't the first time that myself and Punker have teamed up. No, before WCWWE we were among the top tag teams in another wrestling promotion, kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. And much like The Colons, we too are former Tag Team Champions.
So are we intimidated by The Colons? I wouldn't think so. I'm not intimidated, much like I'm sure Punker isn't intimidated. Isn't that right Punk?
That's right Colt. Now we both know the things the Colons can do as a tag team but they have no idea what we are capable of together. And then you have to take into consideration that the Colons are no longer the tag team champions so who better to take the gold then Chicago's finest.
Carlito, Primo, hell even bring along Chico. The Second City Saints are traveling together once again and there's not a single team who will top us from getting those tag titles off David Hart and my old, and I mean really old, tag partner, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Seeing as we've got a couple of minutes until showtime, I just want Mickie James to know that I haven't forgotten about her and neither has Beth. Cabana, let's go, we got a tag match to win and then we're gonna drink Pepsi all night long. Wait, can we do product placement on this show?
Hell, I was doing it a few weeks ago. We should be cool.
Carlito, Primo, WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE SECOND CITY-
Colt, you can't say that.
Oh, right. Well then, BE JEAL-
Not that either.
Whatever. The point is, tonight is about making Chicago proud when we beat The Colons. So Primo, Carito, Man Up.
*Punk and Cabana head towards the ring.*
The Colons vs. The Second City Saints is next!
Colt/Punk vs Colons
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Punk hits a Go 2 Sleep on Primo. Carlito tries to come in, but Colt cuts him off… He sets carlito up for the colt 45, but primo was able to slip down and out of the ring before colt can hit the move.
1..
2..
3!!
Carlito pulls primo out of the ring while the Second City Saints celebrate their first win back together…
Last week Myself Myself and Mr.Striker declared that we would take the Unified tag titles
After we destroy all the members of The Resistance
Former Members the group is as dead as disco
Thank You Mr.Braddock last week we destroyed the Kung Fu Thrillas completly
...........
You have something to add Mr.Braddock?
Not at all sir just remembering the carnage
We can officially cross those names off our list
We're going to destroy them all
Colt Cabana,R-Truth and even The Bella Twins
You are our next targets
Tonight I face John Cena a man who just hasn't been able to get much steam around here
Do you know why?
Because Smackdown is positivly choked with losers who have no right to be here
We've got chumps like CM Punk,Jimmy Wang Yang and The Colons
All in the way of real athletes who deserve shots based on ability
Unlike these idiots who get them simply because
The Crowd Likes Them
Exactly this isn't wrestling anymore it's a popularity contest
If this was based simply on ability I'd be world champion right now and losers like R-Truth and Colt Cabana would be selling popcorn and playing practice dummies to Mr.Braddock here
But it's not too late if we work we can bring this much needed revolution to Smackdown if we work together we can throw these losers out on there talentless asses
And myself and Mr.Striker with those tag titles?
That is not just what we want
That is the rallying cry that is the image that those with talent need
THAT is the image they will fly on there flags and that will be the image that the losers have in there minds as something they should've stopped
This is only the beginning
MVP vs John Cena
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP hits the drive by kick and makes the cover.
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… MVP!
MVP celebrates and mockingly does the ‘you can’t see me’ hand motion as the crowd boos him.
Gail Kim is in the back, stretching when Mickie James attacks her from behind. She starts kicking Gail, who tries to fight back, throwing punches and elbows. Mickie deflects Gail’s attempts at self-defense and drives her knee into Gail’s stomach. While Gail is gasping for air, Mickie grabs her by the hair and swings her into one of the lockers. The force of the blow knocks Gail out. Mickie then picks Gail up and carries her over to another dumpster and tosses her inside. Mickie skips off humming once again.
Triple H vs The Miz
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Triple H plants Miz with a pedigree...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Triple H!
We cut backstage, where Mickie James is seen beating down Brie Bella. Nikki Bella tries to help her sister, but Mickie nails her with a roundhouse kick, knocking her out. Mickie turns back to Brie, who she slams hard on the floor. Then, with Brie screaming and trying to get away, Mickie picks her up and stuffs her inside another dumpster. Brie tries to get out, but Mickie slams the lid down on her head, knocking her out cold!
Don’t worry sweetie. Your sister can join you.
Mickie advances towards the still-unconscious Nikki, she is attacked from behind by Beth Phoenix! Beth hammers Mickie with lefts and rights, as Mickie backs off. Beth continues to go after the psychotic Diva, but Mickie scampers away. Beth checks on Nikki, who is slowly coming to. She then goes over to the dumpster and pulls an unconscious Brie out. Suddenly, she hears Nikki scream. Beth turns around, only to be met with a chairshot by Mickie! Nikki tries to charge Mickie from behind, but Mickie swings around and nails her with the chair as well! Mickie then turns back to Beth. She pulls her up by the hair, tilts her head back and plants a big kiss on Beth, before nailing her with a Mick Kick! Beth crumbles to the floor. Mickie picks her up and tosses her into the dumpster and slams the lid shut. She then walks over to Nikki.
Next week, it’s your turn.
Mickie runs off, giggling about what she’s done.
Mark Henry vs Matt Striker
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Striker hits goes for the golden rule on henry... but he's too heavy.... striker grasps at his back in pain and backs away... Henry smiles and walks over to striker... who suprises him with a small package!!
1...
2..
3!!!
Striker quickly slips out of the ring as Henry rushes at him. He walks up the entrance ramp with his arm raised as Henry watches him.
*Rey Mysterio is standing backstage*
Smackdown has not changed a bit, still the same idiotic fans, still the same people backstage that do not respect me and still it kinda feels good to be here...of course only for a brief moment, because then I realize that this place sucks!
Tonight is a very special night. Not only do I have my first match on Smackdown for a long time, but I even face Shawn Michaels. HBK, you are a legend and the former WCWWE Champion. And you know what? I kinda respect you, because you have changed. You were an idiot just like everyone else on this roster only wrestling for the fans. But after your loss to Chavo you realized what was truly important in life...yourself.
Yes you are the United States Champion, but I am the WCWWE Champion and I beat the guy that got the title from you in the first place and don´t forget that little victory against you in a No DQ Match that got my career on ECW going again.
So HBK, tonight I will make an example out of you, to show everyone on this roster not too mess with me.
*Rey looks at the title on his shoulder, laughs and leaves*
Main Event
Rey Mysterio vs HBK
First to 4
10 Minutes
[/center]Rey Mysterio vs HBK
First to 4
10 Minutes
Mysterio hits the 619 followed by the west coast pop…
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… WCWWE Champion… Rey Mysterio!!
Rey celebrates as the show comes to a close.