Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 10:52:35 GMT -5
Mark Henry def Jimmy Wang Yang
R-Truth/Kung Fu Thrillas def MVP/Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Braddock
Colt Cabana def Matt Striker
Kane/Ezekiel/Tatsu w/ Triple H def. Knox/Miz/Morrison w/ Shawn Michaels
Hart/Duggan def. Colons
Mia Mancini def. Mickie James
Smackdown roster(Charlie Haas, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Ezekial, Finlay, Jimmy Wang Yang, John Cena, John Morrison, Kung Fu Naki, Matt Striker, Mike Knox, Miz, MVP, Braddock, Kennedy, R-Truth, Slater, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Yoshi Tatsu) Def Hollywood Blondes
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Already in the ring… Jimmy Wang Yang!
And his opponent
Mark Henry!
Mark Henry hits the World’s Strongest Slam and makes the cover…
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Here is your winner: Mark Henry!
Henry is celebrating when suddenly Finlay slips out from under the ring with a sheleighleigh and sneaks up on Henry and tries to club him in the head… but Henry sees him in the corner of his eye, turns and catches the sheleighleigh as Finlay swings. Henry stands there looking Finlay right in the eye and won’t let go. Finally, he rips the club away from Finlay and throws it to the outside. Henry and Finlay begin trading blows.
Suddenly, on the other side of the ring, another figure emerges from under the ring… ITS HORNSWAGGLE! He grabs the sheleighleigh and enters the ring… both men see him and ask him for the sheleighleigh… Who’s he going to give it to?
He walks over to finlay and puts the club out, but pulls it away at the last moment and laughs at him. He then turns and hands the club to Henry, who begins laughing as well. Henry then kicks finlay in the gut and he falls to his knees. Henry takes the club and sizes up the world’s strongest sheleighleigh shot… when suddenly Hornswaggle low blows Henry!
Henry drops the club and falls to one knee. Finlay recovers, picks up the club and hits Henry right in the temple… knocking him out cold!
Finlay and Hornswaggle embrace as we go to break.
*MVP walks down to the ring*
Tonight is the last night.........................tonight is the last night we'll see Cult and Resistance
After Survivor Series one side will be obliterated and it's members on there own to fend for themselves
R-Truth's music begins to play in the arena and he makes his way down to the ring.
I heard you out here talkin bout this Friday night at Survivor Series Porter. You're right - in just 3 days time either the Cult or the Resistance will be no more. Finally we can put this whole debacle to an end. And MVP we will put it to an end. Me and the rest of the boys have been waiting for the chance to end this crap for months now. Survivor Series is a very appropriate time to resolve it - because only the strong will survive. And the Resistance will rise to the occasion and send you away with your tail tucked between your legs. MVP I can't wait.
You can't wait?
You know what I can't wait for Truth?
I can't wait to beat you at Survivor Series Then I can't wait to hunt down your freinds one by one and TAKE. THEM. OUT.
And you really believe that's gonna be the way things go down do you?
I don't believe that I know that
No MVP, you don't know anything. You're putting a brave face on it because you KNOW that in just 3 days your little buddies won't be able to team up with you any longer - you'll lose your meal tickets and you will be useless!
My meal tickets?
The day when I need to rely on Ryan Braddock and Matt Striker will never come Truth
Ha! Let's face it man... ever since you turned to the dark side back in the spring you have barely won a match without a lot of help from someone. Whether that be Kennedy, Braddock, Striker, Slater, Long, Jezebel, The Remnants... you have cheated your way to relative success here in WCWWE.
Hang on... Relative success? No no, that's not right. You became the WCWWE Champion when you cashed in your opportunity on a worn out HBK at One Night Stand, and then proceeded to continue your vile ways on all 3 shows before thankfully HBK put you back in your place. Remember when I had a title shot? I went for it proper. I didn't sneak up on Chavo. I faced him one on one in the middle of the ring. I took him to the limit, and I failed to win that belt. I was devastated man. I went to the back afterwards and I sat in my locker room despairingly. The boys came up and told me it was "hard luck" and a "great match". It didn't mean much at the time... but now I can see they were right. I didn't deserve to be the man and I didn't win the title. Thing is, I can atleast look in the mirror without any regrets. Can you say the same thing Montel? After the way you cashed in Money in the Bank? After all the beatings you've orchestrated on people in this company? After all the crap you put McMahon through? I mean... how... HOW do you look yourself in the mirror?
Happily
You see Truth your right you DON'T deserve to be champion and I would have been champion even sooner than I was if it wasn't for you holding me back and I would still BE champion if it wasn't for you and that old hack Michaels.
I AM THE BEST IN THIS COMPANY AND I WILL NOT ONLY GET TO THE TOP I WILL BE THE TOP!
You're so full of it. You're either the most deluded person in this company... or the most cunning. Either way it's not an endearing trait. Don't you understand?! I know deep down inside you're a good man, and I know that the reality is you're a great athlete. You don't NEED to cheat all the time! You could have reached the top of the mountain on your own merits. But you know something? This isn't about title belts.
Hell, I don't even have my United States championship out here with me right now. And I am not doing that to disrespect what is one of the best championships in professional wrestling history! Like I say this is NOTHING to do with titles. I have said for ages now that my biggest goal for now was to end the reign of the Cult of the Light. I was gonna clean up Smackdown once and for all, and restore order to this brand - to all of WCWWE. At the Survivor Series, I will accomplish my goal. Smackdown! will be free once and for all of the Cult of the Light. Smackdown! can return to it's former glory - no gang attacks, no hidden agendas, no scheming, no cheating, no stealing... It ends in 3 days Montel. And that? That's... what's up!
R-Truth drops the mic and leaves.
First to the ring
Representing the Cult… Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Braddock, and Montel Vontavious Porter… M..V..P!!!
And their opponents
The INsiders!!!
And their Partner
United States Champion… R-Truth!!
The thrillas hit stereo buzzsaw kicks on Kennedy and Braddock… R-Truth challenges MVP to come in the ring, but MVP laughs, steps down from the ring apron, and begins walking back up the ramp as Haas makes the cover.
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3!!
Here are your winners… R-Truth and the Kung Fu Thrillas!
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again I'm Colt Cabana, Professional Wrestler.
Now over the past few weeks, you've seen me advertise for quite a bit of companies. And while I would love to advertise once again, the Hollywood Blondes stole Pepsi from me, so apparently I'm screwed for the week.
In the meantime, I have a match to prepare for tonight. Specifically, against Matt Striker. Now Matty, I don't know what the hell happened to you. One week you're the commentator on Smackdown right next to VINTAGE Michael Cole, the next you're aligned with MVP and The Cult. I mean, that's a pretty big leap, don'tcha think? Personally, I think you needed a hobby after you were taken off of the commentary team. If you wanted a hobby Matt, get into Yu-Gi-Oh. I hear that's popular with the kids these days, plus Maria's got a few spare cards lying around.
F*** OFF! THESE ARE MY YU-GI-OH CARDS!
Well, we could've gotten you some for Hanukkah.
Either way, that doesn't change the fact that you and MVP screwed me out of winning the US Title a few weeks back, plus we're on different teams come Survivor Series in a couple of days. And if you think I've forgotten about you screwing me out of the title, you're dead wrong pal.
So Matt, tonight we're going to play a game. It's called "make-believe". You will pretend to be some tough wrestler, while I play the role of the teacher looking to school your ass in all kinds of wrestling. Now, while you huff and puff your chest out and pretend that you're a threat, I'm just going to watch back and observe before I show you how a real PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER handles business inside the ring.
In fact, let's look at this checklist I made for myself concerning tonight's match.
*Colt grabs a clipboard and a pencil before checking off sections.*
Takedowns? You better believe it brother.
Armbar? In honor of the Man of 1,004 Holds.
720 DDT? If there's time.
Colt .45? Sure, why not?
Win?
*Colt looks into the camera, a confident grin on his face.*
There's no other option. See you in the ring Matt.
First to the ring
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
Matt Striker!
Colt Cabana hits the Colt 45… and goes for the cover..
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KICKOUT!
Colt is shocked… he picks Striker back up and hits the 720 DDT…
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Here is your winner: Colt Cabana!
Wow… Striker is tougher than I gave him credit for! Big win for Colt tonight!
*The Horsemen are standing in the interview area facing the camera*
Hunter. These men are my teammates. The ultimate combination of skill and power. These guys are the men who will embarass you and your team this Friday. This match may not be the culmination of a heated rivalry between us this is just proof of how good we are compared to you and your....team
The Remnants think they're some big, dominant team but lets face it I could kill them both with my beard. And as for Yoshi. Don't waste my time.
Morrison and Miz have beaten The Remnants numerous times and tonight, when the three of you take on three of Hunter's team we will perfectly express our greatness over you. Try and prove us wrong. So as for tonight and at the Survivor Series....may the best team win.
First to the ring…
Being led to the ring by Triple H…. Kane, Ezekial, and Yoshi Tatsu!
And their opponents…
Being led to the ring by Shawn Michaels… Mike Knox, The Miz, John Morrison…. The 4 Horsemen!
Knox works over Tatsu with several hard clotheslines and big boots. He drags Tatsu over to his corner and has both Miz and Morrison hold him in place… He backs up and charges at tatsu… who at the last moments ducks the big boot… that plants Miz right in the face. Tatsu quickly crawls over to his corner and tags in Kane!
With Knox still stranded on the top and Miz down on the outside, Morrison quickly enters and charges kane… but is met by a stiff uppercut. Ezekiel comes in and hits a dominator on Morrison while Kane grabs knox by the beard, lifts him up over the rope and plant him on the mat with a modified chokeslam… He makes the cover…
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Here are your winners… Kane, Ezekiel, and Yoshi Tatsu!
This is Eve Torres and I am back here with Mia Mancini. Mia, tonight you make your professional debut, going up against Mickie James. How are you feeling?
Well Eve, I’m not gonna lie, I am a little nervous. But Beth trained me well, so I think I’m ready for this match.
Speaking of Beth Phoenix, where is the Glamazon? I thought she was accompanying you for your match?
Oh don’t worry, she’ll be out there with me.
Before you head out, is there anything you’d like to say to Mickie?
Mickie, you picked the wrong fan to attack. I’m Mia Mancini, and by the end of the night, you’ll regret the day you met me. I’ll see your fat ass out there, bitch!
Strong words from Mia Mancini.
Mickie is shown watching Mia’s interview on a screen in the back. As Mia speaks, Mickie gets angrier and angrier. Finally, when Mia makes the comment about Mickie’s backside, she flies into a rage and overturns a table, before Mick Kicking the monitor and storming out.
First to the ring…
Mia Mancini!
And her opponent…
Mickie James!
Mickie set Mia up for the Mick Kick… but mia ducks it and hooks both of Mickie Arms behind her back… Mickie struggle for a few moments then Mia lifts her up and hits the Glam Slam! She goes for the pin!
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Well scouted for this match… she did her homework.[/yt]
Mia starts celebrating with Beth, who is congratulating her on her win.
Suddenly, Mickie clubs Mia from behind and throws her to the mat. Beth tries to intervene, but Mickie drops her with a roundhouse kick. She then grabs Mia and throws her to the outside. She grabs a chair and cracks Mia across the face with it, busting her open. She then tosses her into the crowd and drags her by the hair as we cut to a break.
*Duggan and Hart walk into the shot from their locker room.*
So this is how they reward winners huh? Make us fight four nights in a row, well fine. I might be getting a little older but I am just great to go on every show and to show them that we are the best team ever to walk out to that ring, isn't that right Sir Hart?
You are correct, Duggan. Tonight we remind everyone once again just why we are called the Super Powers. We are going to take the Colons out there and beat them into believing that we are for real. They are the first team we need to show before we get to Survivor Series. So Primo and Carlito I hope you know what you are getting into because there is no turning back now. Just come out to that ring and pray we are feeling nice.
Oh, no need to worry about that. I feel like playing nice, guys. I want no excuses when we win this Friday night. So we will leave just that little bit left of the Colons to finish off at Survivor Series. Be ready to a hell of a week boys, one with a lot of tears because the Super Powers are going to be doing a lot of celebrating after this week! HOOOOOOOOOOO!
The United States of America and the United Kingdom stopped a World War together, I can assure you that we can stop any team that tries to star war with the only Super Powers here in the WCWWE!
*The Super Powers go back to getting ready for action as the camera fades.*
First to the ring…
The World Tag Team Champions…the Super Powers!
And their opponents
Smackdown’s own WCWWE Tag Team Champions… Carlito and Primo… the Colons!
Carlito hits a backstabber on Hart… but as he is getting up, he is met by a clothesline finisher from duggan… Primo comes in and starts attacking Duggan and they spill to the outside. Both Carlito and Hart are down. Ref begins his count
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4… Hart begins to move
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7.. He sees Carlito and begins crawling over to him
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9… he lays an arm over Carlito… Ref makes the count…
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Here are your winners… The Super Powers!!
Backstage, Mickie James is dragging a bloodied, unconscious Mia Mancini down a hallway. She stops as they come to a dumpster. Mickie pulls Mia up and kisses her on the lips, before hitting the MickDDT!
Time to take out the trash!
She opens the dumpster and throws Mia inside, then slams the lid shut. Mickie begins laughing maniacally, then skips away, humming to herself.
Dolph grabs the mic
Ya know what Jack... I've been thinking about Survivor Series and have realized there are two scenarios.
1) We lose the match at Survivor Series and w... *LOUD CHEERS...Dolph waits for them to quiet down* As I was saying, we lose and we never have to see these butt ugly Smackdown fans anymore. *BOOS*
or
2) We win... and despite the fact these fans and other talent hate us (for no reason whatsoever, mind you)... we continue to show up and make their lives a living hell. *BOOS*
Either way, looks like a win/win for us!
Wait...Dolph, did you say lose? Us? Lets not forget we're facing The Colons and an old guy and a Canadian-brit.
But this is beside the point. If there's one reason why I wouldn't want to win at Survivor Series it's because we'd have to keep coming here to this pitiful, cheapass excuse for a wrestling show. You have no General Manager, your tag champs are...hopeless, The show is hogged by an old guy, a fat giant with a beard and a tag team that is even more homoerotic than the people think we are.
And you know the only thing more pathetic than Smackdown, Jack?
Anyone over the age of 12 having an argument on Twitter?
Nope, try again...
People eating Quiznos when Subway exists?
Hmmm... nope... one more try... last chance!
Umm....Hugh Jackman?
Nope! You lose! The only thing worse than smackdown is...
NOTHING! But Raw sure came in a close 2nd!
HAHA Yes! there truly is nothing worse than Smackd-
Michael Cole steps into the ring… Dolph and Jack don’t look very happy and rudely ask why he interrupted them.
MC: Dolph…Jack… I was just handed a note from our new Smackdown General Manager… who will be making that announcement this Friday at Survivor Series. The note says that based your actions during last week’s and this week’s programs… The General Manager has given you a main event match here tonight. And since Survivor Series is just around the corner… and we all know how much you two love elimination style matches… this is going to continue until one team is completely eliminated. But first… we have some special guest referees to introduce to you.
*Carlito and Primo come out wearing referee shirts… Dolph and Jack are beside themselves*
And now, to introduce your opponents…
*Nearly the entire Smackdown roster comes out and stands at the top of the ramp.*
Team Smackdown!
Oh My! Looks like everyone on Smackdown is putting their differences aside to take on these two that verbally ran down Smackdown. There’s a lot of pride in these superstars for this brand, and they aren’t going to tolerate anyone bad mouthing it!
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OOC: MATCH HAS NOT STARTED YET!
Rules will be as follows… Each member of team Smackdown only need 2 votes to be eliminated… Each member of the blondes need 3 votes to be eliminated. Winner will be the last team standing.
You may vote as many times as you wish… but you must wait until someone else votes before you vote again. Vote AGAINST someone. If you don’t say who gets hit, I won’t count it. No editing votes.
(Charlie Haas, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Ezekial, Finlay, Jimmy Wang Yang, John Cena, John Morrison, Kung Fu Naki, Matt Striker, Mike Knox, Miz, MVP, Braddock, Kennedy, R-Truth, Slater, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Yoshi Tatsu) [/center]
Jack - 3
Dolph – 3
Charlie Haas -
CM Punk -
Colt Cabana -
Ezekial -
Finlay - 2
Jimmy Wang Yang -
John Cena -
John Morrison -
Kung Fu Naki -
Matt Striker -
Mike Knox -
Miz -
MVP -
Braddock -
Kennedy -
R-Truth -
Slater - 2
Shawn Michaels -1
Triple H -
Yoshi Tatsu -
Here are your winners… Team Smackdown!!
The Colons stand over the fallen Ziggler and Swagger holding both the World Tag Team championship belts and the Extreme Tag Team Championship belts mocking him. The Smackdown roster surrounds them and they begin congratulating them on a job well done. The entire Smackdown roster giving their full support for THEIR team in the tag title unification match at Survivor Series on Friday Night. This is Michael Cole, have a good night!
Thanks to AA, MM, Evil M, TTS, Hayden, and Matt J for promoting this week.
Thanks to everyone that showed up to vote during the show.
R-Truth/Kung Fu Thrillas def MVP/Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Braddock
Colt Cabana def Matt Striker
Kane/Ezekiel/Tatsu w/ Triple H def. Knox/Miz/Morrison w/ Shawn Michaels
Hart/Duggan def. Colons
Mia Mancini def. Mickie James
Smackdown roster(Charlie Haas, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Ezekial, Finlay, Jimmy Wang Yang, John Cena, John Morrison, Kung Fu Naki, Matt Striker, Mike Knox, Miz, MVP, Braddock, Kennedy, R-Truth, Slater, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Yoshi Tatsu) Def Hollywood Blondes
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown!
Already in the ring… Jimmy Wang Yang!
And his opponent
Mark Henry!
Mark Henry vs Jimmy Wang Yang
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Mark Henry hits the World’s Strongest Slam and makes the cover…
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3!!
Here is your winner: Mark Henry!
Henry is celebrating when suddenly Finlay slips out from under the ring with a sheleighleigh and sneaks up on Henry and tries to club him in the head… but Henry sees him in the corner of his eye, turns and catches the sheleighleigh as Finlay swings. Henry stands there looking Finlay right in the eye and won’t let go. Finally, he rips the club away from Finlay and throws it to the outside. Henry and Finlay begin trading blows.
Suddenly, on the other side of the ring, another figure emerges from under the ring… ITS HORNSWAGGLE! He grabs the sheleighleigh and enters the ring… both men see him and ask him for the sheleighleigh… Who’s he going to give it to?
He walks over to finlay and puts the club out, but pulls it away at the last moment and laughs at him. He then turns and hands the club to Henry, who begins laughing as well. Henry then kicks finlay in the gut and he falls to his knees. Henry takes the club and sizes up the world’s strongest sheleighleigh shot… when suddenly Hornswaggle low blows Henry!
Henry drops the club and falls to one knee. Finlay recovers, picks up the club and hits Henry right in the temple… knocking him out cold!
Finlay and Hornswaggle embrace as we go to break.
*MVP walks down to the ring*
Tonight is the last night.........................tonight is the last night we'll see Cult and Resistance
After Survivor Series one side will be obliterated and it's members on there own to fend for themselves
R-Truth's music begins to play in the arena and he makes his way down to the ring.
I heard you out here talkin bout this Friday night at Survivor Series Porter. You're right - in just 3 days time either the Cult or the Resistance will be no more. Finally we can put this whole debacle to an end. And MVP we will put it to an end. Me and the rest of the boys have been waiting for the chance to end this crap for months now. Survivor Series is a very appropriate time to resolve it - because only the strong will survive. And the Resistance will rise to the occasion and send you away with your tail tucked between your legs. MVP I can't wait.
You can't wait?
You know what I can't wait for Truth?
I can't wait to beat you at Survivor Series Then I can't wait to hunt down your freinds one by one and TAKE. THEM. OUT.
And you really believe that's gonna be the way things go down do you?
I don't believe that I know that
No MVP, you don't know anything. You're putting a brave face on it because you KNOW that in just 3 days your little buddies won't be able to team up with you any longer - you'll lose your meal tickets and you will be useless!
My meal tickets?
The day when I need to rely on Ryan Braddock and Matt Striker will never come Truth
Ha! Let's face it man... ever since you turned to the dark side back in the spring you have barely won a match without a lot of help from someone. Whether that be Kennedy, Braddock, Striker, Slater, Long, Jezebel, The Remnants... you have cheated your way to relative success here in WCWWE.
Hang on... Relative success? No no, that's not right. You became the WCWWE Champion when you cashed in your opportunity on a worn out HBK at One Night Stand, and then proceeded to continue your vile ways on all 3 shows before thankfully HBK put you back in your place. Remember when I had a title shot? I went for it proper. I didn't sneak up on Chavo. I faced him one on one in the middle of the ring. I took him to the limit, and I failed to win that belt. I was devastated man. I went to the back afterwards and I sat in my locker room despairingly. The boys came up and told me it was "hard luck" and a "great match". It didn't mean much at the time... but now I can see they were right. I didn't deserve to be the man and I didn't win the title. Thing is, I can atleast look in the mirror without any regrets. Can you say the same thing Montel? After the way you cashed in Money in the Bank? After all the beatings you've orchestrated on people in this company? After all the crap you put McMahon through? I mean... how... HOW do you look yourself in the mirror?
Happily
You see Truth your right you DON'T deserve to be champion and I would have been champion even sooner than I was if it wasn't for you holding me back and I would still BE champion if it wasn't for you and that old hack Michaels.
I AM THE BEST IN THIS COMPANY AND I WILL NOT ONLY GET TO THE TOP I WILL BE THE TOP!
You're so full of it. You're either the most deluded person in this company... or the most cunning. Either way it's not an endearing trait. Don't you understand?! I know deep down inside you're a good man, and I know that the reality is you're a great athlete. You don't NEED to cheat all the time! You could have reached the top of the mountain on your own merits. But you know something? This isn't about title belts.
Hell, I don't even have my United States championship out here with me right now. And I am not doing that to disrespect what is one of the best championships in professional wrestling history! Like I say this is NOTHING to do with titles. I have said for ages now that my biggest goal for now was to end the reign of the Cult of the Light. I was gonna clean up Smackdown once and for all, and restore order to this brand - to all of WCWWE. At the Survivor Series, I will accomplish my goal. Smackdown! will be free once and for all of the Cult of the Light. Smackdown! can return to it's former glory - no gang attacks, no hidden agendas, no scheming, no cheating, no stealing... It ends in 3 days Montel. And that? That's... what's up!
R-Truth drops the mic and leaves.
First to the ring
Representing the Cult… Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Braddock, and Montel Vontavious Porter… M..V..P!!!
And their opponents
The INsiders!!!
And their Partner
United States Champion… R-Truth!!
R-Truth/Kung Fu Thrillas vs MVP/Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Braddock
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
The thrillas hit stereo buzzsaw kicks on Kennedy and Braddock… R-Truth challenges MVP to come in the ring, but MVP laughs, steps down from the ring apron, and begins walking back up the ramp as Haas makes the cover.
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Here are your winners… R-Truth and the Kung Fu Thrillas!
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again I'm Colt Cabana, Professional Wrestler.
Now over the past few weeks, you've seen me advertise for quite a bit of companies. And while I would love to advertise once again, the Hollywood Blondes stole Pepsi from me, so apparently I'm screwed for the week.
In the meantime, I have a match to prepare for tonight. Specifically, against Matt Striker. Now Matty, I don't know what the hell happened to you. One week you're the commentator on Smackdown right next to VINTAGE Michael Cole, the next you're aligned with MVP and The Cult. I mean, that's a pretty big leap, don'tcha think? Personally, I think you needed a hobby after you were taken off of the commentary team. If you wanted a hobby Matt, get into Yu-Gi-Oh. I hear that's popular with the kids these days, plus Maria's got a few spare cards lying around.
F*** OFF! THESE ARE MY YU-GI-OH CARDS!
Well, we could've gotten you some for Hanukkah.
Either way, that doesn't change the fact that you and MVP screwed me out of winning the US Title a few weeks back, plus we're on different teams come Survivor Series in a couple of days. And if you think I've forgotten about you screwing me out of the title, you're dead wrong pal.
So Matt, tonight we're going to play a game. It's called "make-believe". You will pretend to be some tough wrestler, while I play the role of the teacher looking to school your ass in all kinds of wrestling. Now, while you huff and puff your chest out and pretend that you're a threat, I'm just going to watch back and observe before I show you how a real PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER handles business inside the ring.
In fact, let's look at this checklist I made for myself concerning tonight's match.
*Colt grabs a clipboard and a pencil before checking off sections.*
Takedowns? You better believe it brother.
Armbar? In honor of the Man of 1,004 Holds.
720 DDT? If there's time.
Colt .45? Sure, why not?
Win?
*Colt looks into the camera, a confident grin on his face.*
There's no other option. See you in the ring Matt.
First to the ring
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent
Matt Striker!
Colt Cabana vs Matt Striker
First to 3
10 Minutes
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10 Minutes
Colt Cabana hits the Colt 45… and goes for the cover..
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KICKOUT!
Colt is shocked… he picks Striker back up and hits the 720 DDT…
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Here is your winner: Colt Cabana!
Wow… Striker is tougher than I gave him credit for! Big win for Colt tonight!
*The Horsemen are standing in the interview area facing the camera*
Hunter. These men are my teammates. The ultimate combination of skill and power. These guys are the men who will embarass you and your team this Friday. This match may not be the culmination of a heated rivalry between us this is just proof of how good we are compared to you and your....team
The Remnants think they're some big, dominant team but lets face it I could kill them both with my beard. And as for Yoshi. Don't waste my time.
Morrison and Miz have beaten The Remnants numerous times and tonight, when the three of you take on three of Hunter's team we will perfectly express our greatness over you. Try and prove us wrong. So as for tonight and at the Survivor Series....may the best team win.
First to the ring…
Being led to the ring by Triple H…. Kane, Ezekial, and Yoshi Tatsu!
And their opponents…
Being led to the ring by Shawn Michaels… Mike Knox, The Miz, John Morrison…. The 4 Horsemen!
Knox/Miz/Morrison w/ Shawn Michaels vs Kane/Ezekiel/Tatsu w/ Triple H
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Knox works over Tatsu with several hard clotheslines and big boots. He drags Tatsu over to his corner and has both Miz and Morrison hold him in place… He backs up and charges at tatsu… who at the last moments ducks the big boot… that plants Miz right in the face. Tatsu quickly crawls over to his corner and tags in Kane!
With Knox still stranded on the top and Miz down on the outside, Morrison quickly enters and charges kane… but is met by a stiff uppercut. Ezekiel comes in and hits a dominator on Morrison while Kane grabs knox by the beard, lifts him up over the rope and plant him on the mat with a modified chokeslam… He makes the cover…
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Here are your winners… Kane, Ezekiel, and Yoshi Tatsu!
This is Eve Torres and I am back here with Mia Mancini. Mia, tonight you make your professional debut, going up against Mickie James. How are you feeling?
Well Eve, I’m not gonna lie, I am a little nervous. But Beth trained me well, so I think I’m ready for this match.
Speaking of Beth Phoenix, where is the Glamazon? I thought she was accompanying you for your match?
Oh don’t worry, she’ll be out there with me.
Before you head out, is there anything you’d like to say to Mickie?
Mickie, you picked the wrong fan to attack. I’m Mia Mancini, and by the end of the night, you’ll regret the day you met me. I’ll see your fat ass out there, bitch!
Strong words from Mia Mancini.
Mickie is shown watching Mia’s interview on a screen in the back. As Mia speaks, Mickie gets angrier and angrier. Finally, when Mia makes the comment about Mickie’s backside, she flies into a rage and overturns a table, before Mick Kicking the monitor and storming out.
First to the ring…
Mia Mancini!
And her opponent…
Mickie James!
Mickie James vs Mia Mancini w/Beth Phoenix
First to 3
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10 Minutes
Mickie set Mia up for the Mick Kick… but mia ducks it and hooks both of Mickie Arms behind her back… Mickie struggle for a few moments then Mia lifts her up and hits the Glam Slam! She goes for the pin!
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Well scouted for this match… she did her homework.[/yt]
Mia starts celebrating with Beth, who is congratulating her on her win.
Suddenly, Mickie clubs Mia from behind and throws her to the mat. Beth tries to intervene, but Mickie drops her with a roundhouse kick. She then grabs Mia and throws her to the outside. She grabs a chair and cracks Mia across the face with it, busting her open. She then tosses her into the crowd and drags her by the hair as we cut to a break.
*Duggan and Hart walk into the shot from their locker room.*
So this is how they reward winners huh? Make us fight four nights in a row, well fine. I might be getting a little older but I am just great to go on every show and to show them that we are the best team ever to walk out to that ring, isn't that right Sir Hart?
You are correct, Duggan. Tonight we remind everyone once again just why we are called the Super Powers. We are going to take the Colons out there and beat them into believing that we are for real. They are the first team we need to show before we get to Survivor Series. So Primo and Carlito I hope you know what you are getting into because there is no turning back now. Just come out to that ring and pray we are feeling nice.
Oh, no need to worry about that. I feel like playing nice, guys. I want no excuses when we win this Friday night. So we will leave just that little bit left of the Colons to finish off at Survivor Series. Be ready to a hell of a week boys, one with a lot of tears because the Super Powers are going to be doing a lot of celebrating after this week! HOOOOOOOOOOO!
The United States of America and the United Kingdom stopped a World War together, I can assure you that we can stop any team that tries to star war with the only Super Powers here in the WCWWE!
*The Super Powers go back to getting ready for action as the camera fades.*
First to the ring…
The World Tag Team Champions…the Super Powers!
And their opponents
Smackdown’s own WCWWE Tag Team Champions… Carlito and Primo… the Colons!
Colons vs Hart/Duggan
First to 3
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Carlito hits a backstabber on Hart… but as he is getting up, he is met by a clothesline finisher from duggan… Primo comes in and starts attacking Duggan and they spill to the outside. Both Carlito and Hart are down. Ref begins his count
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4… Hart begins to move
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7.. He sees Carlito and begins crawling over to him
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9… he lays an arm over Carlito… Ref makes the count…
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Here are your winners… The Super Powers!!
Backstage, Mickie James is dragging a bloodied, unconscious Mia Mancini down a hallway. She stops as they come to a dumpster. Mickie pulls Mia up and kisses her on the lips, before hitting the MickDDT!
Time to take out the trash!
She opens the dumpster and throws Mia inside, then slams the lid shut. Mickie begins laughing maniacally, then skips away, humming to herself.
Dolph grabs the mic
Ya know what Jack... I've been thinking about Survivor Series and have realized there are two scenarios.
1) We lose the match at Survivor Series and w... *LOUD CHEERS...Dolph waits for them to quiet down* As I was saying, we lose and we never have to see these butt ugly Smackdown fans anymore. *BOOS*
or
2) We win... and despite the fact these fans and other talent hate us (for no reason whatsoever, mind you)... we continue to show up and make their lives a living hell. *BOOS*
Either way, looks like a win/win for us!
Wait...Dolph, did you say lose? Us? Lets not forget we're facing The Colons and an old guy and a Canadian-brit.
But this is beside the point. If there's one reason why I wouldn't want to win at Survivor Series it's because we'd have to keep coming here to this pitiful, cheapass excuse for a wrestling show. You have no General Manager, your tag champs are...hopeless, The show is hogged by an old guy, a fat giant with a beard and a tag team that is even more homoerotic than the people think we are.
And you know the only thing more pathetic than Smackdown, Jack?
Anyone over the age of 12 having an argument on Twitter?
Nope, try again...
People eating Quiznos when Subway exists?
Hmmm... nope... one more try... last chance!
Umm....Hugh Jackman?
Nope! You lose! The only thing worse than smackdown is...
NOTHING! But Raw sure came in a close 2nd!
HAHA Yes! there truly is nothing worse than Smackd-
Michael Cole steps into the ring… Dolph and Jack don’t look very happy and rudely ask why he interrupted them.
MC: Dolph…Jack… I was just handed a note from our new Smackdown General Manager… who will be making that announcement this Friday at Survivor Series. The note says that based your actions during last week’s and this week’s programs… The General Manager has given you a main event match here tonight. And since Survivor Series is just around the corner… and we all know how much you two love elimination style matches… this is going to continue until one team is completely eliminated. But first… we have some special guest referees to introduce to you.
*Carlito and Primo come out wearing referee shirts… Dolph and Jack are beside themselves*
And now, to introduce your opponents…
*Nearly the entire Smackdown roster comes out and stands at the top of the ramp.*
Team Smackdown!
Oh My! Looks like everyone on Smackdown is putting their differences aside to take on these two that verbally ran down Smackdown. There’s a lot of pride in these superstars for this brand, and they aren’t going to tolerate anyone bad mouthing it!
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OOC: MATCH HAS NOT STARTED YET!
Rules will be as follows… Each member of team Smackdown only need 2 votes to be eliminated… Each member of the blondes need 3 votes to be eliminated. Winner will be the last team standing.
You may vote as many times as you wish… but you must wait until someone else votes before you vote again. Vote AGAINST someone. If you don’t say who gets hit, I won’t count it. No editing votes.
Main Event
Elimination Match
Hollywood Blondes
Vs
Team Smackdown
Elimination Match
Hollywood Blondes
Vs
Team Smackdown
(Charlie Haas, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Ezekial, Finlay, Jimmy Wang Yang, John Cena, John Morrison, Kung Fu Naki, Matt Striker, Mike Knox, Miz, MVP, Braddock, Kennedy, R-Truth, Slater, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Yoshi Tatsu) [/center]
Charlie Haas -
CM Punk -
Colt Cabana -
Ezekial -
Jimmy Wang Yang -
John Cena -
John Morrison -
Kung Fu Naki -
Matt Striker -
Mike Knox -
Miz -
MVP -
Braddock -
Kennedy -
R-Truth -
Shawn Michaels -1
Triple H -
Yoshi Tatsu -
Here are your winners… Team Smackdown!!
The Colons stand over the fallen Ziggler and Swagger holding both the World Tag Team championship belts and the Extreme Tag Team Championship belts mocking him. The Smackdown roster surrounds them and they begin congratulating them on a job well done. The entire Smackdown roster giving their full support for THEIR team in the tag title unification match at Survivor Series on Friday Night. This is Michael Cole, have a good night!
Thanks to AA, MM, Evil M, TTS, Hayden, and Matt J for promoting this week.
Thanks to everyone that showed up to vote during the show.