Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2009 16:31:33 GMT -5
JM: Hello everyone and welcome to the Survivor Series! Tonight we have 9 big matches in store for you all. 4 title matches, 3 traditional Survivor Series matches and much more.
TG: This is Todd Grisham alongside Josh Mathews for ECW. We're afraid Abraham Washington, Lauren Mayhew and Tony Atlas couldn't make it here tonight.
JM: Thank God for that.
TG: So no shenanigans here. Up first is an ECW match - a 6 person intergender match. We understand that the Pitbulls and Michelle McCool are in the back.
Hi, I’m Kelly Kelly, and I’m standing back here with The Pitbulls and Michelle McCool. Tonight, you guys are facing Lance Hoyt, Low Ki, and Rosa Mendes in a 3-on-3 Intergender Elimination Match. But I have to ask you Michelle, what’s up with you and the Pitbulls?
Well, it’s really simple, Kelly. Jamie and Kash, they’re a great team. But I’ve been watching them and I noticed they were just lacking a little motivation. That’s where I come in. Jamie and Kash do their thing in the ring, while I make sure they don’t lose their focus outside of it.
But why are you guys going after Lance Hoyt and Low Ki?
I wouldn‘t expect you to understand Kelly. Really, Lance Hoyt and Low Ki, they‘re about the lowest life form on the planet. The fact that scum like them held the Extreme Tag Team titles for any length of time is a disgrace! I mean think about it! Low Ki claims to be a warrior, but what does he really do? He beats the hell out of people. For fun!
And don’t get us started on Hoyt.
But the worst one of all is Rosa Mendes! She supports their uncouth antics! You would think someone who was once bullied by Dolph Ziggler would have more sense than that, but I guess Dolph slapped her so hard, she lost too many brain cells!
But most of all, we’re targeting Ki and Hoyt because they are a stepping stone.
Precisely. What better way to catapult yourself into title contention than to beat the former Champions? So Lance, Ki, Rosa. Get ready.
Because the Pitbulls are comin’ after you! And they brought the head bitch along for the ride!
Noble barks at Kelly before the three exit.
Thanks guys, now back-
Mickie James grabs the mic away from Kelly.
You know something Kelly. It makes me sick, seeing valuable pay per view time being wasted on nobodies like you. I am a 5 time Women‘s Champion! I deserve respect! But have I gotten it? NO! I‘ve been treated like crap by the fans, the other girls in the back, the announcers, and I‘m sick of it!
And what happened Tuesday? That was the last straw! I will no longer put up with this abuse! I demand better! And if I don‘t get it, well. Heads are gonna roll.
Mickie starts to walk off.
Um, can I have my microphone back? Please?
Mickie turns back to Kelly with a look of disgust on her face and nails Kelly in the head with the mic! She then picks her up by the hair and swings her into a Pepsi machine, then breaks a tray of Subway sandwiches over her head. Finally, she pulls Kelly up and plants a big kiss on her, before nearly taking her head off with a Mick Kick! She walks over to a nearby dumpster and tosses the mic in.
You want your damn mic back? GO GET IT!!!
Mickie picks Kelly up and throws her in the dumpster, slams the lid shut, and skips away.
JM: Mickie James taking out the trash she'd say. Poor Kelly though.
TG: But without further ado, Low Ki and Rosa are in the back too.
*Low-Ki is seen in the back, frantically searching the locker room area while Rosa Mendes stays just a few steps behind.*
Hoyt!
Come on man, you can't bail on me until thew match again!
HOYT!
Maybe he's not here yet.
Rosa, come on. Knowing Hoyt, he's probably waist-deep in some whore right now.
*Rosa shudders.*
Thanks. Now I have a disturbing visual in my head.
Sorry.
Sigh, where the f*** can he be?
Try the women's locker room.
If you say so...
*Low-Ki enters the locker room to screams from the Divas.*
Get out of here you pervert!
*Rosa enters the locker room.*
Relax, he's with me.
Oh, okay. You're cool.
*The Divas resume what they were doing while Low-Ki looks everywhere. Finally, he walks up to the Divas.*
Have you seen a 6'8" dude walk by?
Well, there was Kozlov...
No no. We're looking for someone with long blonde hair.
*Rosa whispers to Low-Ki.*
Ki, look around. That applies to almost everyone here.
Right.
We're looking for a 6'8" male with long blonde hair.
*Blank stares.*
Hoytamania.
*The Divas groan as Rosa turns to Low-Ki.*
Yep, he's been here.
Can you ladies tell me where he went?
Last time any of us saw him, he was with Doink.
On second thought, I don't want to know where he went.
So, what are we gonna do?
The same thing we always do Rosa...
Try to take over the world?
*Low-Ki turns towards Maria.*
No.
Rosa sets them up, I chop them down with my kicks, and Hoyt runs over anything that's left.
Now, shall we?
*Low-Ki and Rosa exits the Diva's locker room. On the other side, Byron Saxton is seen wiping his forehead with a handkerchief.*
That Low-Ki.... in the Divas locker room.... lucky....
JM: The time for talking is over. Now it's time to go to the ring.
TG: Intergender elimination match. Is this a first?
JM: I'd say so.
TG: Need some hard cold facts Josh. Not good enough.
The following contest, set for one fall, is a six person tag team match. Introducing first, Michelle McCool and the team of Kidd Kash and Jamie Noble, the Pitbulls!
And their opponents, the team of Rosa Mendes, Low Ki and Lance Hoyt!
Michelle McCool and Pitbulls vs. Rosa Mendes, Low Ki and Lance Hoyt
3 votes to eliminate each competitor.
You may vote once per 5 minute round.
You may not vote against the same person twice unless it comes down to one person on each team.
A NEW ROUND STARTS ONLY WHEN I SAY SO
Hoyt with a crossbody on Kidd Kash
1
2
3
KIDD KASH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Ki with the Mushroom stomp to Noble.
1
2
3
JAMIE NOBLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Hoyt punches Michelle in the toof
And pins her 1-2-3!
Here are your winners, the team of Rosa Mendes, Low Ki and Lance Hoyt!
JM: Well a fairly decisive victory tonight for Lance, Low and Rosa.
TG: Do you think he's really called Low?
JM: Well he's not very tall is he?
TG: I'm so not commenting on that!
*Dolph and Jack are in their private locker room.*
Can you believe it Jack? Tonight is the night... and we are going to be there!! I've already got the tickets!
YEA!! Wait...what? What tickets?
*Dolph reaches into his bag and pulls out some tickets to the new Twilight movie* It starts tonight! I'm so excited!
...what about the tag team unification match later tonight?
Oh, I haven't forgotten... Just making plans for our victory celebration. Food, drinks, women, and most importantly... Twilight! But first things first... beating the Colons and the Super Powers.
I've been waiting for this day for a while. Tonight we prove that we are the best in WCWWE. To celebrate this special occasion and since we're under a week from Thanksgiving I got you a present.
*Jack takes a parcel from his gym bag and gives it to Dolph who rips it open to reveal the 1001 midget jokes book.*
I kinda wrecked it when i got all mad and threw it a few weeks ago. Sorry bud.
Ah man... *Dolph takes the book, flips to the back, whips out a pen and writes...
Q: What two things are small, smelly, and beaten to a pulp?
A: This book... and Low Ki!*
There, that's better.
Man tonight we got this thing in the bag! I mean c'mon look at our opponents.
David Hart and Jim Duggan? Vladimir Kozlov's lackeys. They don't deserve to be in this match. But I don't mind. Tonight when I lift that old bastard Duggan above my head and gutwrench powerbomb his geriatric ass into the ground we'll demonstrate our awesomeness.
Ha, and the colons haven't won a match since winning the titles! I'm beginning to wonder if they are even Smackdown's champions... of course, it is smackdown... we shouldn't expect much!
Yeah, Smackdown is-
*A skinny, pale guy appears at the door.*
Uhhh sorry to interupt. Mr. Swagger, Mr. Ziggler. I've been sent by Mr. McMahon to take your tag team titles.
Uhhh you want our titles? Tell Vinny that these are our titles regardless of tonight's match. If he wants them he can come and take them himself.
Umm I'm sorry but the winners will get a new set of titles. The ones you currently hold will be irrelevant after the match.
Well we'll give you them after the show when we win the titles. Now get the hell out of our locker room!
I-I'm sorry but M-Mr. McMahon w-wants those b-belts.
B-But, A-Aunti EM, I-I don't w-wanna... SHUDDAP! The only way you are taking these belts from us is if someone BEATS us for them... When the Unified Tag Team Title Belts are presented to us, we'll make a trade. Until that time, these stay with us.
Please just give me the b-belts. I don't want no trouble.
Oh....fair enough then.
*Jack hands over his tag title but as the assistant reaches out for it Jack slaps him with the belt buckle then throws him head first into a wall, making a dent in it. Jack pushes the dazed assistant into Dolph who hits the Ziggliac on him.*
*Dolph leans over the guy and lifts him up slightly* And next time...we won't be so nice... about saying 'no'.
*Dolph then piefaces him and pushes him back down to the ground. The Blondes grab their belts and leave.*
JR: What a disrespectful bunch of punks they are, attacking a poor intern like that.
BS: Not sure it was an intern, but neverthless, this is Byron Saxton alongside Good Ol' JR, and we are here to call the Raw portion of the show.
JR: And Raw has a big part to play in the Tag Title match tonight. Sir David Hart and Hacksaw Jim Duggan just won those titles last week on Raw. Is there reign gonna be a short one, or can they ride the waves of momentum?
BS: That's why they play the game JR.
*Sir David Hart and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan slowly walk past the camera. The tag team titles are over their shoulders and they smile as they begin to speak.*
Duggan: Here we are at Survivor Series. One of the biggest nights in the history of our time together as a tag team. Tonight we will unify the tag team titles into one and show the world why we are the most dominate tag team here. Koslov picked the two of us to stand with him as the Super Powers for a reason, because he knew that I am one of the greatest legends of the last 20 years and Sir Hart is a future hall of fame guy. Tonight we will show the Colons and the Blondes just what happens when you get in the way of the Super Powers.
Hart: The Blondes are just a couple of pretty boys who put the term "extreme" to shame. I know Swagger that you are some great armature athlete but that doesn't just fly in this company alone. You got to be tough, you got to have passion and I see none of that when I look at you. I just see some arrogant jerk who thinks he needs everything handed to him. My father might be a legend in this business but I have earned everything on my own. You two have run ECW's tag division I know but tonight you are not fighting just any old team, you are fighting the Super Powers.
Duggan: The Colons are two brothers and they are lucky to be walking around as champs. Tonight they aren't facing Miz and Morrison for the millionth time. Oh no, you two are facing two of the very best and tonight we are going to take you to school on the finer points of tag team wrestling! We are going to show you how to fight, how to drop bombs on your enemies and to attack, attack and attack more!
Hart: We will not stop until our mission is accomplished and that my friends is to unify the tag team titles and to bring pride and honor to Koslov the way we always promised him we would. Then we will take more steps to ensure that we are the greatest team of this or any other generation as we fight and win upon all three brands.
Duggan: We don't care if you are Raw, Smackdown or ECW after tonight when we are the top dogs of tag team wrestling we will give you all just a little taste of our greatness one at a time until there is nobody left for us!
*The two proudly raise the Raw tag titles as the camera fades.*
MC: Michael Cole here representing Tuesday Night Smackdown... and I am joined for this match by Josh Mathews and Byron Saxton. Fellas, this should be something special.
BS: We are going to see history being made right before our very eyes, and it is our very words that will be immoratlised on a match for the ages.
JM: Well we hope... but yeah, historic if nothing else.
The following contest is set for one fall and it is a triple threat match for the Unified Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, representing Raw, from Manchester, England and Glens Falls, New York, they also represent the Super Powers, the World Tag Team Champions, Sir David Hart and Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
On their way to the ring, representing ECW, they are the Extreme Tag Team Champions, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler, the Hollywood Blondes!
And finally, from Smackdown, hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico, the WCWWE Tag Team Champions, Carlito and Primo!
Unified Tag Team Championship
Sir David Hart and Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Hollywood Blondes vs. Carlito and Primo
5 votes
15 minutes
Primo and Swagger are in the ring. Swagger holds Primo's leg but eats an enziguri. Primo crawls and makes a tag to Carlito, who comes in with a flying forearm to Swagger. DDT to an incoming Ziggler. Hiptoss on Swagger. Dropkick on Ziggler. Cartwheel and a double dropkick knocks the Superpowers off the ring apron.
Carlito ducks a clothesline and hits a sidekick to Swagger. He springboards off the ropes and Swagger catches him and slams him. Swagger picks him up and sends him into the corner. Carlito hits an elbow and charges to flip up for a hurracanrana. Swagger sidesteps and Carlito crashes an burns on the top rope. Carlito is dragged up into the Gutwrench Powerbomb. Dolph hits a tope onto Primo on the floor.
Swagger goes to cover but Hart tags in. Duggan charges in and rugby tackles Swagger out of the ring as Hart covers Carlito. 1-2-3!
Here are your winners and UNIFIED Tag Team Champions: Sir David Hart and Hacksaw Jim Duggan!
BS: Yes! Yes! Raw brings the gold home! Sir David Hart and Hacksaw Jim Duggan are the UNIFIED TAG CHAMPS!
MC: Okay I know we lost but how can you be proud of that victory?
JM: Come on Michael, this is Raw, they take whatever they can get.
BS: All I know is WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... MY FRIIIIENDS! Not that you guys are my friends but still, epic moment gents! Vive le Superpowers!!!!
JM: One of your divas is in the back. You gonna introduce her?
BS: I'll let you, I know you don't see many pretty girls in your neck of the woods!
JM: To the back.
MC: What a JERK!
The last few weeks have been a bit different to what I’ve become accustomed to. I lost three matches in a row after not losing for almost 5 months. It was tough to take I have to admit, I began to doubt myself, what was I doing wrong, had my luck run out, was I not as good as I thought I was? All these questions kept swirling around in my head. Finally this week on Raw, I managed to reverse the trend with the help of Lin Lin as we defeated Natalya and Melina. The idea of Lin Lin and I managing to work together seemed laughable before Wednesday night yet we buried the hatchet, put our individual aims aside and came away with the winner’s purse. Now that I’ve got back on track with a win in tag team action I need to get another single’s win. That brings me onto my match tonight, tonight I face off against 3 other divas in what is my second attempt to become number one contender for the women’s title.
Melina, you clearly have some issue with me, some would call it an inferiority complex perhaps. You accuse me of stopping you from progressing on Raw when the only person stopping you is yourself. Sure you’ve not had much success lately but that’s your problem, it’s your own fault and you need to sort it out yourself not by taking cheap shots on other divas out of spite. That being said I know that you can go in the ring and I won’t underestimate you.
Natalya, on Raw a few weeks ago you felt the need to use a chain in our match. Arguably you are the best technical wrestler in this company never mind on Raw and you feel the need to use these kinds of antics. The good news is you can’t use any of that funny stuff tonight. You may be a force to be reckoned with but you’re going to find out tonight that I ain’t a pushover and I’m determined to stop you leaving victorious.
Linny, as I’ve already alluded to, we sorted out our differences on Wednesday night, perhaps we just misunderstood each other. That being said, whilst I’m glad to have another friend in the locker room that doesn’t affect how I’ll act in this match. I view you as an equal to the two wenches I’ve just mentioned. I have one goal here in WCWWE, the Women’s Title and you are all standing in my way. I’m sure you see me in the same way.
Fact of the matter is this though, I’m not in control of my opponents I’m only in charge of me. Last time I was in a number one contender’s match things didn’t work out the way I hoped they would. I’m not going to let that happen again. I may be laid back most of the time but when it comes to occasions such as these srs Alicia appears. I make no apologies for that. I know I can beat every diva in this match, I have beaten every diva in this match but that was true the last time as well. I can’t take anything for granted. I have a great opportunity tonight and I can’t afford to let it slip this time there is no guarantee of Raw getting the title shot at the next pay-per-view. I’m determined to go out there and do me and my fans proud. Tonight there is only one thing on my mind and I’ll be damned if I let anybody get in the way of my goal. So watch out ladies cause there’s a riled up Fox on the loose.
JR: Enjoy yourself there Byron?
BS: Of course JR. Superpowers are the champs.
JR: Well Raw did good... not the best way to win, but a wins a win right?
BS: That is true JR. It says so in the history books. The French wouldn't order a replay, and neither will Raw!
JR: Delightful. And now the #1 contender match!
The following contest is a four corners elimination match, and the winner will be declared the number one contender for the Women’s championship! Currently in the ring, Lin Lin!
On her way to the ring, Melina!
And introducing next, Natalya!
And finally, Alicia Fox!
Four Corners Elimination #1 Contender match
4 votes to an elimination
5 minute rounds
You may not vote against the same person twice until there are only two people left.
Rules for this:
The first vote in each round decides which two wrestlers are in the ring for the round.
These are the only two people who can be voted against during this period.
Natalya slams Lin!
1
2
3!
Next vote determines who is in the ring with Melina.
Fox punches Melina.
And Melina is OUT!
It is now down to one vs. one, therefore it becomes a normal singles match!
Alicia Fox vs. Natalya
3 votes
10 minutes
Alicia with a shooting star slap.
She then comes off the ropes and hits the Foxed Out on Natalya! 1-2-3!
Here is your winner, and #1 contender for the Women's Championship: Alicia Fox!
BS: Well Alicia Fox is going to Armageddon to get a title shot against the champ whomever that may be. And I'm torn.
JR: Why's that Byron?
BS: Part of me is saying BRAND LOYALTY, LET'S GO MARYSE! But another different part of me is saying KATIE LEA ON RAW, MORE DIVAS! It's a very uncomfortable position to be in.
JR: It would be.
BS: No I mean literally, this is tight.
JR: IN ANY EVENT FOLKS, congratulations to Alicia Fox on achieving what she has set out to do for months. Well done Fox.
BS: To the back!
*The camera fades back to the locker room of Cody Rhodes. He sits quietly on the floor in the corner, he slowly speaks without blinking.*
Cody: Tonight...I have to overcome 5 other men in my quest to finally win the Intercontinental championship. Everyone will be gunning for each other with that one prize in mind, there are no friends and there can only be one winner. I am going to be that winner, since I re-arrived here on ECW I proclaimed that I was destined for greatness and tonight I will take a big step towards that. Less than a month ago I slapped around my own father and my own brother to prove a point, and with that I slapped around Helms for my first pay per view win.
Cody Rhodes is no longer to be taken as a joke. This is a new chapter, hell I enjoyed beating Helms up so much that I took a couple of weeks to figure out how to top that. When I returned to ECW I felt like I did that. Tonight not only do I get to continue to punish Helms but I get to punish McIntyre, Sheamus, and Marella too. So here I sit as time ticks away plotting my time until I get into that ring.
To whoever happens to be in there before me and maybe after me know this. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain and I will be gunning for every last one of you! I could not care less about what anyone thinks of my strategy because I know deep down you all have the very same idea, but you might not say it.
*Cody rubs his eyes and looks down*
Tonight, you see it all come together, after months of planning and thinking I have figured it all out. Tonight I will walk away with the Intercontinental championship but more importantly...I will be the one to Survive!
*Cody laughs as the camera fades.*
JM: Cody Rhodes of course competes later tonight in the Intercontinental Championship Scramble match - a match that we are all looking forward to seeing.
TG: We're biased of course.
JM: But it'll still be great in fairness.
TG: Yeah.
JM: A Raw superstar is in the back now though, and that is none other than the #1 contender for our Katie's title tonight.
TG: To the back Josh. But first, some clips of what went down just 2 days ago.
*Replay is shown of Maryse turning on Ricky on Raw*
Joey Styles is shown in the back interviewing Maryse.
Maryse, this past Raw, you turned your back on your friends, your group, and your fans. And the WCWWE universe has been asking one question... Why, Maryse? Why?
Porquoi? PORQUOi!?!? I'll tell you why Joey. When I came to the WCWWE, I had dreams of becoming WCWWWE Women's Champion. But when others talk to me, I keep getting the you're not's.
What do you mean?
For example. When I first started, I was told "You're not developed enough as a wrestler to make it here in WCWWE." And after losing my first 5 matches, I took some time off. And what did I do? TRAIN! Trained hard to become the very best.
Upon my return to WCWWE, I was told "You're not ready to go it alone". Ok, so I began allowing my manager to escort me to the shows and to the ring for my matches.
When I finally made my in ring return, it was obvious that I was a completely new wrestler. Stronger, faster, smarter, and more confident. But then I was hearing "You're not in control of your career, you are being controled by your manager". So, I fired my manager and began to be my own woman.
After a while, I was told "You're not technically sound". So I worked on developing a new arsenal, with kicks, holds, and even a new finisher... the French Braid!
And after a string of wins beating every woman on the Raw roster, I was still told "You're not experienced enough, you have no idea what it means to be a champion". Ok, so I needed to get some understanding. What better way than to start hanging out with a team that should have won the tag titles, but were screwed out of them by a disqualification?
I worked with them, befriended them, helped them become even better than before, and saw them to finally realize their dream of being the Tag Team Champions. But then I was told "You're not responsible for their success" and "You're not anything to this group but eye candy"
Once I worked out my ... issues ... with lin lin, I earned the right to be Raw's representative at Fan Control for the WCWWE Women's Championship. I was so close to my dream... but I was told "You're not popular enough" and the title shot went to someone else.
Dejected from not getting my opprotunity, I went back to work. And was entered into another #1 contenders match a month later. No voting this time. Win this match, and I get my title shot. I kept hearing "You're not going to win" but I tuned them out. And when the match was over, I stood there alone... victorious.
But did I hear anyone say "Good job" or "We were wrong"? No. All attention turned to the Cool Connection and their tag title defense. Giving me the perverbial "You're not important enough to talk about".
And this past Raw was the last straw. Ricky wanted me to compete with someone that wasn't even there, in some very disturbing type competitions, for the right to be their manager. Me... #1 contender for the women's champion... Made me realize he thought "you're not to be taken seriously".
And, the rest is history. I'm done listening to everyone else criticize me... And now... I have some "you're not's" of my own.
The thousands of people out in the audience, and the people watching at home... YOU'RE NOT my fans... my fans would have had confidence in me... and would have voted for me at fan control.
Cool Connection - you're not my friends, you're not my allies... and now, you're not even my co-workers.
And Katie... You're NOT my idol, you're NOT my friend, you're not threatening to me... and after tonight... you're NOT going to be WCWWE Women's champion.
MC: Well that's later on, but up next is one of our TWO Smackdown traditional Survivor Series matches. It's the Four Horsemen vs. Team Triple H! Let's send it to Justin Roberts.
The following contest is a traditional Survivor Series elimination match. Introducing first, the team of Yoshi Tatsu... Kane and Ezekiel, the Remnants... and Triple H, Team Triple H!
And their opponents, the team of Mike Knox, John Morrison, The Miz and the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, The Four Horsemen!
Yoshi Tatsu, Kane, Ezekiel and Triple H vs. Mike Knox, John Morrison, The Miz and Shawn Michaels
Survivor Series elimination match
3 votes to eliminate each competitor.
You may vote once per 5 minute round.
You may not vote against the same person twice unless it comes down to one person on each team.
ROUNDS BEGIN WHEN I SAY SO.
Triple H with a high knee to Knox!
He follows it up with the pedigree. 1-2-3!
MIKE KNOX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Zeke backbreakers Miz.
1-2-3!
THE MIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Zeke with the Dominating Slam to Morrison!
JOHN MORRISON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Michaels hits the flying forearm on Yoshi.
He then nips up and hits him with Sweet Chin Music! 1-2-3!
YOSHI TATSU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Kane powerbombs HBK.
He does just this and gets the 1-2-3!
Here are your winners and sole survivors: Kane and Ezekiel, the Remnants, and Triple H!
Post-match, HHH comes in and helps Shawn to his feet. He offers a handshake which Shawn accepts.
As this is happening, The Miz, John Morrison and Mike Knox charge back down into the ring and begin to attack Kane and Zeke. Triple H looks around at what's happening. Shawn shrugs his shoulders at him and nails him with Sweet Chin Music. Shawn stands over HHH's fallen body as the Remnants receive a beatdown from the rest of the Four Horsemen.
MC: What we just saw is a tragedy. An epic match between two teams. An epic comeback attempt cut short by the team with the greater numbers. And then a classy post-match handshake. That match had it all... that is until the Four Horsemen assaulted the Remnants and HHH. That was despicable. Two long time friends in HBK and HHH... now torn apart at the seams. However, that being said the show must continue, and up next is our second title match of the evening, for the WCWWE Women's title. Joey Styles is backstage with Katie Lea.
Joey Styles here reporting at the WCWWE Survivor Series PPV. Tonight we have a lot of big matches, but this is surely one of the biggest - the Women's title on the line between the challenger, Maryse, and my guest at this time, the WCWWE Women's Champion, Katie Lea. Katie, this past week or two the relationship between Maryse and yourself has dissintegrated as far as I can see. And this week she showed a total change in her attitude when she kicked the Cool Connection to the kerb. It's quite clear she is focused on her goal. No distractions here tonight - no Lin Lin, no Cool Connection, no friendship with you... and perhaps no morals?
Perhaps Joey. Maryse was... maybe still is a person I call my friend. I've been impressed with her attitude to wrestling for months. There are plenty of people in WCWWE who come in with their model good looks and who can't be bothered to learn how to actually wrestle. Maryse came in with her model good looks, and actually worked to get better. I even helped her out with training on a number of occasions.
The Maryse of this week isn't the Maryse I know. To be honest she's had a long time to wait for her opportunity at the gold tonight, and these chances don't come along very often. Raw hasn't had a Women's title shot since March way back at Wrestlemania afterall. Now she has her chance, and it's went to her head. She walks around the locker room like she owns the place. She used to have time for others, but not any more - it's all about Maryse.
But that's just it Joey. It ISN'T all about Maryse. In case you'd forgotten, and given the aura she's given off, I can understand why, I am still the Women's champion. To see her swanning around, you'd think she'd won the match already. Maryse, don't overlook me. I'm a 2 time Women's champion. I ended the reign of a man in Kenny Dykstra, and brought the title back to where it belongs. With women. I've overcome every obstacle put before me since then, even winning back the title after Mickie robbed me of it.
Maybe after tonight the title WILL belong with you. Maybe. There's not much that's certain going into our match tonight. Maybe I'll retain. Maybe you'll win the title. But, there is something that I can guarantee you. I'll put my blood, my sweat and my tears into that match tonight. I will fight you tooth and nail right to the very end. It's the one constant thing I've shown in my time with WCWWE.
So, I will battle for all my great fans in the UK and all around the world, I will battle for every female out there watching, and I will battle to retain what is dear to me - the WCWWE Women's title.
Maryse, I'll see you out there. May the best woman win out there tonight.
JR: Well it's crunch time now. We've heard from two of the best women in the business today, and next it's time for the match.
BS: This should be a highly entertaining athletic match JR. These two women are gonna have one helluva contest - I can tell.
JR: If we're correct this should be a classic. And now, over to Tony Chimel for the introductions.
The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the WCWWE Women’s Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Maryse!
And her opponent, from Chelsea, England, she is the WCWWE Women’s Champion, Katie Lea!
Women’s Championship
Maryse vs. Katie Lea
5 votes
15 minutes
The two divas fight to the outside of the ring. Katie slams Maryse's head into the Raw announce table and then slams her to the mat. She goes to pick her up but Maryse grabs Katie's tights and pulls her forwards sending her head smashing into the steel ringpost.
The referee exits the ring and goes towards Katie and checks on her. She's busted wide open, with blood dripping all over the ringside area. Maryse comes over and pushes past the referee. She pulls Katie up and brings her into the ring. Maryse laughs and enters the ring. She kicks her a number of times in the thighs and then slaps Katie across the face. Maryse hits the ropes and runs right into the Kat Nap out of nowhere. 1-2-3!
Here is your winner and STILL WCWWE Women's Champion: Katie Lea!
Maryse is incensed. She appeals to the referee post-match, but the ref tells her it was 3. She kicks him in the balls to knock him down. She then goes and picks up Katie and begins to choke her against the ropes. She slams Katie down face first to the mat and begins clubbing at her back on the mat. Maryse applies the camel clutch, and begins to tear at the wounds Katie is sporting. The blood starts flowing more wildly as a number of referees come down and pull Maryse off Katie.
Maryse stands back while two referees help Katie to her feet. Maryse wanders over and superkicks her to knock her out cold. Maryse grabs the title belt and kisses it, before raising it in the air and standing over Katie.
Maryse sets down the belt on Katie and leaves with a big smile on her face.
JR: That was a disgusting act of unsportsmanlike behaviour from Maryse right there. She lost fair and square and she couldn't take it. I'm absolutely stunned at how much this woman has changed in the last 48 hours. Absolutely disgusting.
BS: Hey JR, I'm with you on this one. Even I couldn't take any pleasure in what I just saw before my eyes. Katie Lea retains the title, but I can guarantee you the name they'll all be chatting about around the water cooler tomorrow will be "Maryse"
JR: Let's send it to the back. Hurricane Helms is standing by.
Tonight is my chance to finally win gold here in ECW. Its been a long and tough road, and I know I've got my detractors, but they serve to motivate me, to push it a little harder, to give it a little more blood, sweat and tears.
On ECW, I pinned the champion in a tag team match. Hopefully, I made people realise that I am more than capable of doing so again - or better still, proving myself to be better than Santino, Sheamus and especially Cody Rhodes as well. Its about time that I fulfilled my potential on this brand, and winning the Intercontinental Champioship is a great way of doing so. Everyday that goes by where I don't have gold around my waist, and seeing undeserving people walking around with titles, I become more infuriated and more determined to bring some dignity and respect back to ECW.
Tonight, its finally Hurricane Helms' time. And that's all I'm sayin' on that.
JM: The Hurricane known as Helms has come close to the gold on a number of occasions. Tonight could it finally be the night he ends his gold drought?
TG: It remains to be seen. In the back now though is Smackdown's R-Truth. That's what's up!
JM: And that was atrocious Todd. To the back.
Well R-Truth, after months upon months upon months of back and forth battling between your Resistance and the Cult of the Light, it all comes down to this, tonight. A traditional Survivor Series match, and the losing team must disband... for good! R-Truth what is going through your mind?
Pretty much what you jus said actually. Tonight it all comes to a head. After tonight, either the Resistance shuts down the Cult once and for all, and we will have accomplished our goal. The Cult will be no more and we on Smackdown can all go back to what's important - wrestling!
On the other hand? If the Cult wins? Well it's not even worth thinking about. If the Cult win, we've failed. They will continue to run rampant on Smackdown - and what then? We'll all be stuck having to put up the beatdowns, the sneak attacks, the cheating, the deception, the downright disgusting behaviour they hold so dear.
Joey, tonight there are 4 title matches. The IC, Tag, Women's and World titles are on the line. If people lose tonight they have another chance to come back and win it at a second attempt, or to regain it even. If we lose tonight? There are no more chances. It's game over. This is bigger than any title match, than any Survivor Series match in history. And that's the truth.
MC: The time has come. The time is now. Now we see Cult v Resistance for the very last time!
The following contest is a traditional Survivor Series elimination match. Introducing first, the team of Kung Fu Naki and Charlie Haas, the Kung Fu Thrillas, Colt Cabana and the WCWWE United States Champion, R-Truth... the Resistance!
And their opponents, the team of Matt Striker, Mr. Braddock, Mr. Kennedy and Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP... the Cult of the Light!
Kung Fu Naki, Charlie Haas, Colt Cabana and R-Truth vs. Matt Striker, Mr. Braddock, Mr. Kennedy and Montel Vontavious Porter
Survivor Series elimination match
3 votes to eliminate each competitor.
You may vote once per 5 minute round.
You may not vote against the same person twice unless it comes down to one person on each team.
Colt hits the Colt 45 on Kennedy!
KENNEDY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
R-Truth hits an axe kick on Striker
MATT STRIKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
MVP rolls up Haas
Charlie Haas IS ELIMINATED!
Truth Axe kicks Braddock
BRADDOCK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Braddock hits a boot on Naki.
KUNG FU NAKI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
MVP kicks truth
R-TRUTH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Colt Cabana vs. MVP
3 votes
10 minutes
MVP hits Cabana with a DDT
1
2
3
Here is your winner and sole survivor: Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP!
MC: The future of Smackdown... it looks bleak now. The Cult are now THE stable, and there is nobody who can challenge them. Dark days lie ahead folks... I fear what's gonna go down on Tuesday night... To the back...
*Sheamus is shown in his locker room*
"Tonight I have my opportunity to regain my ic title after i lost it against Drew Mcintyre thanks to Evan Bourne. Luckily for me and you fans Evan isn't in the match and that's a good thing Evan because I would destroy you. Now on to the guy who likes to play dress up the Hurricane. I thought you were a grown man Hurricane well oh well that's all i got to say about that. Cody is just a daddy's boy and i have no comment about the rest."
JM: That match obviously coming up a little bit later on. Another match coming up a little bit later on is the match pitting Team Orton against Team Edge. Team Orton is in the back.
TG: TO THE BACK!
JM: Obviously.
*Team Orton is backstage in the locker room. Batista, Khali, Spanky and Burchill are standing in line and Orton is pacing back and forth in front of them.*
Now, I know we don't get along. I'd rather kick you people in the head than team with you but unfortunately as talented as I am I can't beat Team SrS on my own. Now we're all talented in our own special way.
*Orton looks at Burchill.*
Toughness.
*He turns to Spanky.*
Durability.
*He looks up at Khali.*
Intimidation.
*Lastly he gets in Batista’s face.*
And unbridled aggression and power.
All the talent you have is great on its own but together we will be an unstoppable force. We have tough competition but together we can defeat them. I don't like other people and I'm no good at being a leader but tonight we will be an unbeatable team. Tomorrow we can go back to hating each other but tonight we unite to take Jericho and Edge off their pedestal. Who's with me?
*Spanky steps forward.*
You know Randy, you really don't make it a secret how much you don't like any of us. Hell, you just said you'd rather kick all of us in the head. But at the very least, you show some respect to your team.
Take a look at Rated SrS. Do they look like they respect anyone besides themselves? They're in this for themselves, just like everyone else on that team is out for themselves. They don't have the unity that we do, the respect for one another that we do, or the talent that we have.
Tonight, you don't have to be a leader Randy. You just have to be a team player, at least for one night.
Randy, I'll ignore the fact that you would rather hurt me than team with me, but I understand that tonight is about working as a unit, working as a force that nobody can possibly match in terms of ability. strength and tactical nous.
Even though Spanky and I fought on RAW, doesn't mean we don't make one hell of a team, and as well as representing the Embassy tonight, I'm gonna show the world one more time...Paul Burchill is the future of this company, and with 4 men as tough as you in my corner, this is gonna be a walk in the park.
Very well. Does anyone else have anything to say?
*Orton stares at Batista.*
Then tonight...lets put an end to Rated SrS.
Todd: Well, the time to talk is over. Up next, the Scramble match.
Josh: Which of these five men will walk out of here the Intercontinental Champion? We're about to find out.
The following is a Scramble match for the ECW Intercontinental Championship!
Two men will start, with another entering every 4 minutes. Whoever is able to score a pin or submission will be the current Champion. Once all five men have entered, the final round will be 3 minutes. Whoever is Champion when time expires will be the winner and OFFICIAL ECW Intercontinental Champion!
Introducing first, Cody Rhodes!
Josh: Well, Cody is a former Champion and he‘s looking to repeat.
Todd: He’s been on quite roll lately no doubt. Let’s see if he can get it done here at Survivor Series!
And entering second, Hurricane Helms!
Todd: Here comes the only man in this match who has not been Champion yet.
Josh: Could tonight finally be Helms’ night?
Scramble match: The first 3 rounds are 4 minutes. The final round is 3 minutes.
A Superstar needs 5 votes to become current champion. You may vote ONCE PER ROUND. You can vote for the same person more than once.
When a title change occurs, votes are reset.
Round One: Cody Rhodes V. Hurricane Helms
4 minutes.
Santino Marella confidently marches to the ring!
Cody Rhodes - 3
Hurricane Helms - 1
Round 2 has begun!
Drew McIntyre runs out to join the match!
Cody Rhodes - 3
Hurricane Helms - 3
Santino Marella - 1
Round 3 has begun!
Cody hit's CrossRhodes on Drew! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Cody Rhodes is the current Champion!
Votes reset to 0.
Sheamus runs out to a loud ovation!
Cody Rhodes - 0
Hurricane Helms - 0
Santino Marella - 0
Drew McIntyre - 0
Final Round, 3 minutes!
Sheamus hit's the Irish Curse on Drew! Cover!
1!
2!
Cody breaks it up!
45 seconds left on the clock!
Santino charges at Cody, but get's back body dropped over the top rope! Helms hit's the Storm Watch on Sheamus! Cover!
1!
2!
Cody breaks it up!
30 seconds!
Drew back up, Cody meets him with a jawbreaker, then the CrossRhodes!
15 seconds!
Cody turns around, but is met with a dropkick from Helms! Santino charges but get's met with another back body drop!
10 seconds!
Helms sees Cody getting up and nails him with the Shining Wizard!
5 seconds!
COVER!
1!
2!
The bell rings!
3!
The fans erupt as Helms celebrates!
Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired! Your winner and NEW ECW Intercontinental Champion...
CODY RHODES!!!
Josh: Helms can't believe it!
Todd: Neither can I! He was so close! I really thought it was Hurricane Helms' night!
Cody, dazed, rolls to the outside where referee Aaron Mahoney raises his hand and gives him the belt. Jack Doan comes out to help Mahoney assist Cody up the ramp as the crowd boos.
JR: That was an exciting match it must be said.
BS: It certainly was. The drama of seeing who can get the last fall before the time expires... and in the end Cody Rhodes was that man!
JR: Congratulations Cody.
BS: Up next though is the Raw Survivor Series match pitting Team Edge against Team Orton.
JR: And you know, Shane McMahon has noted that this match will help him come to a decision on who will receive the World title match at Armageddon.
BS: But just how much influence? It'll be a thought provoking one to be sure.
JR: To the back with Kozlov.
Tonight. Survivor Series. Tonight, the Super Powers shall showcase complete domination. Hacksaw and Sir David shall become the first Undisputed Tag Team Champions, by conquering both the Colons and the Hollywood Blondes. Then, Team Edge will completely obliterate Randy Orton and his team.
Shane McMahon, I hope you are watching this match closely. After tonight, there should be no doubt in your mind as to who deserves to be the next challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship. Absolutely no doubt. At all.
*The scene cuts to another area backstage with the undertaker standing there against a wall*
"19 years ago I made my debut at survivor series in a traditional survivor series match and now 19 years later i do the same thing. A lot of things have changed since the last 19 years as you can tell. Batista you're the only one that I care about right now. 2 years ago we had possibly the feud of the year and then Edge ruined it. Well now Edge is on my team and I know he won't turn his back on his team."
"So Batista if you think you can take me out and end my career? You're dead wrong I plan on being here for a very long time and there is nothing you can do about it. So Batista Godd luck tonight because you're going to need it."
BS: Ballgame Maggle.
JR: Ballgame Maggle?
BS: Ballgame JR?!?!
JR: Not quite as good admittedly but sure. It's time to get it done!
The following contest is a traditional Survivor Series elimination match. Introducing first, the team of Arion, The Undertaker, Vladimir Kozlov, and Rated sRs, Chris Jericho and team captain, Edge!
And their opponents, the team of Batista, Great Khali, Paul Burchill, the WCWWE Television Champion, Leonardo Spanky and team captain, Randy Orton!
Arion, The Undertaker, Vladimir Kozlov, Chris Jericho and Edge vs. Batista, Great Khali, Paul Burchill, Leonardo Spanky and Randy Orton
Survivor Series elimination match
3 votes to eliminate each competitor.
You may vote once per 5 minute round.
You may not vote against the same person twice unless it comes down to one person on each team.
Arion with a monkey flip on Khali
KHALI IS OUT!
Edge spears Basketball Jones
BATISTA OUT!
Taker chokeslams Leonardo Spanky!
LEONARDO SPANKY IS OUT!
Edge spears Orton[/quote]
RANDY ORTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Burchill stomps arion
ARION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Kozlov with a powerslam to Burchill!
Here are your winners and sole survivors: Chris Jericho, Edge, The Undertaker and Vladimir Kozlov!
We come back from an Armageddon advertisement to see Shane O'Mac is standing on the ramp.
Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to come out here on behalf of not only Raw, but on the behalf of everyone here at WCWWE to say thank you. We have witnessed one hell of a show so far tonight, and with our main event match still to come after this from ECW, I think we can safely say this show will go down as a classic!
This is the 23rd annual Survivor Series, and after seeing that Scramble match, the Women's title match, some epic traditional Survivor Series matches and much more, it just makes me wonder what else could possibly go down here tonight.
Anyway, that's all I...
*The crowd erupts! Stephanie comes out and stands at the top of the ramp and looks around at the crowd. Then makes her way down to the ring.*
She steps in the ring and takes the mic, and waits for the crowd to settle down.
So is everyone enjoying the show? *crowd cheers*
It's been real exciting so far. Championship matches. Big rivalries coming to a close. And alot more to come.
But I'm not here to just talk about Survivor Series. I'm here to talk about something else... sibling rivalry. *turns to shane*
Ever since we were young, it has been a constant struggle between the two of us as to who the better McMahon child was. Being older, Shane here had a head start. He was the first to be given responsibilities at home. He was the first to be given control of something at this company. He arguably controls the #1 show here on WCWWE... Raw.
Well all that is about to change. Cause from this moment on, Smackdown is offically trying to unseat Raw as the top brand in this business. And at the helm of that movement, as the NEW Smackdown General Manager... will be ME!
Enjoy it while it last Shane, cause I'm not just daddy's little girl... anymore.
JM: Stephanie McMahon the new Smackdown GM?! Wow!
TG: As Shane said though, this has been a classic PPV. So many memorable moments... and perhaps another one yet to come. Up next is the main event.
JM: And it is for the WCWWE World title.
TG: To the ring!
The following contest is the main event of the evening, set for one fall and it is for the WCWWE World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio!
And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, he is the WCWWE Champion, Chavo Guerrero!
Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero
5 votes
15 minutes
Mysterio distracts the ref to get a low blow in!
The ref gets bumped as a result and falls out of the ring.
He follows it up by planting Chavo with a DDT and droptoeholding him onto the ropes. 619, Chavo moves and hits the 3 Amigos. He heads to the top for the Frog Splash. Rey cuts him off and goes after him for a frankensteiner. He gets shoved down. Chavo jumps off into a dropkick to the chest sending him onto the middle rope. 619! West Coast Pop! Mike Chioda charges down to the ring and makes the count! 1-2-3!
Here is your winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: Rey Mysterio!!!!
The show goes off the air with Rey standing on the middle rope holding the belt up above his head.