Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 11:01:40 GMT -5
Triple H def. Charlie Haas (Quarterfinals)
John Morrison def Carlito(Quarterfinals)
CM Punk def MVP(Quarterfinals)
Henry def. Ezekiel (Quarterfinals)
©HBK def. R-Truth (non-title)
Colt Cabana vs ©Kozlov (non-title) – Time Limit draw
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I am your host, Michael Cole!
What an exciting lineup we have for you tonight! The United States Champion, the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels takes on the former US title holder and the man he beat for that title, R-Truth in a non-title matchup here tonight.
Also in action here tonight… Colt Cabana will be taking on the WCWWE World Champion Vladamir Koslov in our main event. This could be a make or break match for the young superstar. A win here tonight could launch him into the main event scene. Can he break thru to the top? We’ll find out here tonight!
And we cannot forget… the quarterfinals of the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the United States Championship.
All this tonight! And our first match is about to get underway! But first… to the back, where we have a couple superstars ready to weigh in on tonight’s matches!
John Morrison is warming up for his quarterfinal match when Mike Knox walks in.
So John. I just wanted to let you know if you need backup tonight, I got your back.
Morrison stares at Knox.
Um… right. And… you are?
….It’s me. Mike. Mike Knox? We’re stablemates?
Oh, you. Yeah. Um, about the stable… I don’t know how to tell you this, but Miz and I met with Shawn Michaels earlier and we agreed it was best if all went our separate ways.
You mean… no more Horsemen?
Sorry, man. We just felt it would be better this way. However, your service will be always be appreciated. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
………..
Now, off with you!
…………
Don’t you understand English? SCOOT!
………….Fuck you.
Knox walks out.
Hmph. Some people.
So. Anyway. Tonight I have a quarterfinal match against an unknown opponent. Now, I know it’s one of seven people.
Triple H. The Game. The Cerebral Assassin. The guy Miz and I have been beating the hell out of for the last month.
CM Punk. The Straight Edge Superstar. The fastest rising star in the business. The guy I beat about thirty-something times.
MVP. A former United States Champion. Half man, half amazing. Needs Matt Striker and Ryan Who to help him win matches.
Mark Henry. The World’s Strongest Man. The former Olympic hero. The guy who gave up a World Title shot so he continue to enjoy ten course meals every night.
Ezekiel Jackson. Who? No seriously, who is he? Oh wait. I remember now. The guy who teams with Kane. Yeah. Anyway…
Charlie Haas. A three-time former Tag Team Champion. Formerly one-half of the World’s Greatest Tag Team. The guy who now hangs out with Kung Fu Naki and imitates other Superstars because he has no personality of his own.
Carlito. Oh, Carlito. It seems whenever I turn around, there you are. On Raw, you followed me. I thought I found safe haven on ECW, but nope. Somehow, we ended up on Smackdown together. Well, you’ll be happy to I find it amusing that you just can’t stay away from me. I guess you figured if keep following greatness, some of it will rub off on you. Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t work that way.
It doesn’t matter really. Whoever my opponent is tonight, your run in this tournament ends here. The Tuesday Night Delight is after the United States Championship and he will not be denied!
Michaels, I respect you, but it’s time to step aside. A new day has dawned on Smackdown and The Palace of Wisdom is ready to reign supreme.
Be jealous.
Fade out .
CM punk is now shown being interviewed
The United States Championship is one of the most belts in the entire world, held by greats such as Terry Funk, Ricky Steamboat, Ric Flair and even the current champion Shawn Michaels just to name a few but I think if you look in the history books, I have also held the belt and I plan on gaining it again, regardless of any opponents who may come my way in the tournament as well as any of Shawn's buddies. So let's take a look at the men who are still standing.
First, there is Ezekiel. The only man on the entire roster to lose a tag team championship in a singles match. Unfortunately, it seems like tag matches are the only things you can do well and even then, you're not perfect. Don't even try having Kane at ringside to fight your battles for you.
Next is Mark Henry. The man who got the current ECW GM pregant and ended up with a hand for a son. That pretty much sums his career up right there. Failure after failure after failure. I have nothing more to say on him. Did I mention he's a failure? Failure, failure, failure.
Moving on to Carlito, who I defeated less than a month ago and will defeat again should our paths cross. Now I know that might not be cool but for some one who has a brother with a rat moustache and a Sideshow Bob haircut, I don't think you can realy preach about that.
Number four, Charlie Haas. You couldn't get anywhere on your own so instead you tried to copy the sucess of others. Listen to me real close, the only way you stand to advance in this tournament is your opponent being unable to compete or you being CH Punk for the night.
Or maybe my opponent will be John Morrison who once beat Tiger Woods on a round of golf before making out with everyone who he cheated on. Well John, before this tournament is over, you're going to be John Morrison who will never ever be United States Champion.
Now we get to the former world champions. MVP, I wonder how you would do against Shawn Michaels without the help of a contract and that's not the first time you've stolen something either. The MVP of this tournament, of the entire Smackdown roster is standing right here.
Who haven't I covered? Oh yes, Triple H, the very first WCWWE Champion. I'm sure you have no idea who your opponent will be. If only you were married to the current general manager or something. You and Shawn have had your battles and now it's time for you to move aside and let a new generation rise up.
And last but not least, everyone's favourite, CM Punk. I'm not going to say I'm better than you due to being straight edge because you should already know it. I will be United States Champion again and anyone on my path will shortly find it's bedtime, courtesy of the Go to Sleep. If you prefer, I can choke the life out of you with the Anaconda Vice, it really doesn't matter to me. It's only a matter of time, Shawn. Tick tock.
Triple H with a pedigree... He goes for the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Triple H!!
*Miz makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic*
So the Four Horsemen is no more. I'm sure that all the morons out there in TV land and in this arena here tonight are thinking to themselves that the great Shawn Michaels has dumped us out! Therefore I feel it is my duty to set the record straight. Earlier tonight John sugarcoated things by saying that we met with HBK and decided it was best if we go our separate ways. John's a kinder man than I am then. Because the truth of the matter is, we saw through Shawn. We saw why we were associated with him. He wanted to use us to fulfill his own ambitions. Anyone remember how he became the United States champion? I do. It only took all three of us to run in and do him a favour.
So I'm no longer associated with the Heartbreak Pensioner, and I'm no longer associated with that... other guy... who was in the group. Yeah, you know the guy - looks like a hobo. Anyways... My point is... the Four Horsemen may be no more, but the Miz and John Morrison? We're still the greatest tag team in WCWWE history. Now tonight John isn't here with me... he's got a match to focus on in the US title tournament. A match that he earned by defeating me last week. Now, before people begin talking about dissension in the ranks of the greatest tag team of all time, I'm again going to set the record straight.
John Morrison beat me fair and square in the middle of the ring. I can't deny that. Even I, the Miz can lose a wrestling match! That doesn't make John the better wrestler. John knows as well as I do that while we're the greatest tag team in WCWWE history, I am the workhorse of this team. He got lucky last week to beat me, but I have no doubt he will go on to win this tournament. Then when the time comes and John Morrison is standing in the middle of the ring as the United States champion... I will get my rightful shot at the gold.
So losers, as you can see all is well in the land of the In Crowd. You can all continue to sit at home and cheer on our opponents every week. I really don't care. You can sit and watch as the ladies flock towards the Chick Magnet. I don't care what all you virgins think about that either.
I guarantee that you are looking at the next NEXT United States Champion... because I am the MIZ... AND I'M... AWESOME!!!!
BE... JEALOUS!
Morrison hits the moonlight drive and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... John Morrison!
Katie hits a kat nip, hooks a leg and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Katie Lea!!
*Katie lea celebrates with her championship belt as the crowd cheers her on.*
*Commercial Break*
This is Eve Torres backstage with the leader of The Cult MVP who is participating in the Tournament tonight
MVP Last Week you defeated Matt Striker in the first round
I beat the second most talented Athlete on Smackdown
With luck I'll draw another athlete who's ''almost'' on my leve-
And if you don't?
I'll destroy them
I hope I draw one of the other former Resistance members
So I can flatten them AGAIN
And if you draw Ezekial Jackson the fomrer Cult member with a chip on his shoulder?
Don't interrupt me again
I'm jus-
Don't
You seem to assume I'm afraid of Jackson
I'm not
Do you know why Kane and Zeke were brought into the Cult?
Mr.Braddock wanted underlings
So we brought in the two most easily influenced people on the Smackdown
Kane and Ezekial are those two and for Jezebel?
Kennedy liked twins
I'm
*MVP grabs Eve by the throat*
I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT ME
I AM THE TOP ATHLETE ON THIS BRAND AND I DESERVE RESPECT
*MVP shoves Eve into the wall*
HOLD THE DAMN MICROPHONE AND DON'T TALK!
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I DRAW
I WILL BEAT YOU BECAUSE I AM BETTER!
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER AND I AM GOING TO KEEP BEING BETTER!
MVP charges at punk with a drive by kick... but CM punk counters it and lifts MVP up on his shoulders.... Go 2 Sleep!!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... CM Punk!!
Mark Henry hits a running splash
1..
2..
3!!
HBK hits the SCM and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your Winner... Shawn Michaels!!
So here I am back on Smackdown, where I began my WCWWE career. Obviously, my return means one thing. I return the Champion of the World! If you saw Armageddon last Friday night, then you already know what happened. For those who missed it, you can tune in to Raw tomorrow night, where I will have a full statement.
As for tonight, I see Stephanie McMahon has wasted no time putting me in action. Colt Cabana. I remember you. When I was here last, you and Jimmy Wang Yang were part of a tag team together. I see that you have switched partners and I can’t say I blame you. CM Punk is definitely an upgrade.
But tonight, you have been selected as my first opponent after winning the Championship. Make no mistake. I may have been through a grueling match four nights ago, but I am still ready, physically and mentally, to beat you tonight.
The reign of Kozlov will be a long one. It will be a dominant one. And for anyone who get‘s in my way, it will be a painful one.
Fade out.
Kozlov runs at cabana with a headbutt… but colt dodges it… and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm shot… He sets up the Colt 45…
Kozlov blocks it! He leg whips colt then applies a single leg boston crab…
Colt fights thru the pain… and considers tapping out… but fights back and crawls to the ropes. He reaches them! Kozlov breaks the hold and picks cabana up. He pushes him back into the corner and irish whips him… but he didn’t let go! Kozlov reverses directions and sends Colt back into the same corner… but the referee was there!!
The referee is knocked out! Oh No! Kozlov nails Colt with a running headbutt and makes the cover. There’s no ref! He goes over to try to get the ref up…
With the ref slowly coming around… Kozlov finally turns back around… COLT 45!! Colt makes the cover! Still no ref!! Colt calls for another ref to come down, and finally one does. He picks Kozlov up, who breaks free and the two start trading punches… Finally colt swings and Kozlov ducks it.. He hits a German suplex and holds on for the cover.
1..
2..
3!
Here is your winner… Vladamir Kozlov!!
What an amazing match… but wait… what’s this… the original ref is in the ring… he’s waiving off the pinfall… did he see something? Lets look at the replay…
Wow! I didn’t notice that earlier… let’s hear what the final decision is.
Ladies and gentlemen… because both participants shoulders were on the mat… the referees have considered this match… A DRAW!!!
Both men stare each other down as the show comes to a close.
John Morrison def Carlito(Quarterfinals)
CM Punk def MVP(Quarterfinals)
Henry def. Ezekiel (Quarterfinals)
©HBK def. R-Truth (non-title)
Colt Cabana vs ©Kozlov (non-title) – Time Limit draw
Welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown! I am your host, Michael Cole!
What an exciting lineup we have for you tonight! The United States Champion, the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels takes on the former US title holder and the man he beat for that title, R-Truth in a non-title matchup here tonight.
Also in action here tonight… Colt Cabana will be taking on the WCWWE World Champion Vladamir Koslov in our main event. This could be a make or break match for the young superstar. A win here tonight could launch him into the main event scene. Can he break thru to the top? We’ll find out here tonight!
And we cannot forget… the quarterfinals of the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the United States Championship.
All this tonight! And our first match is about to get underway! But first… to the back, where we have a couple superstars ready to weigh in on tonight’s matches!
John Morrison is warming up for his quarterfinal match when Mike Knox walks in.
So John. I just wanted to let you know if you need backup tonight, I got your back.
Morrison stares at Knox.
Um… right. And… you are?
….It’s me. Mike. Mike Knox? We’re stablemates?
Oh, you. Yeah. Um, about the stable… I don’t know how to tell you this, but Miz and I met with Shawn Michaels earlier and we agreed it was best if all went our separate ways.
You mean… no more Horsemen?
Sorry, man. We just felt it would be better this way. However, your service will be always be appreciated. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
………..
Now, off with you!
…………
Don’t you understand English? SCOOT!
………….Fuck you.
Knox walks out.
Hmph. Some people.
So. Anyway. Tonight I have a quarterfinal match against an unknown opponent. Now, I know it’s one of seven people.
Triple H. The Game. The Cerebral Assassin. The guy Miz and I have been beating the hell out of for the last month.
CM Punk. The Straight Edge Superstar. The fastest rising star in the business. The guy I beat about thirty-something times.
MVP. A former United States Champion. Half man, half amazing. Needs Matt Striker and Ryan Who to help him win matches.
Mark Henry. The World’s Strongest Man. The former Olympic hero. The guy who gave up a World Title shot so he continue to enjoy ten course meals every night.
Ezekiel Jackson. Who? No seriously, who is he? Oh wait. I remember now. The guy who teams with Kane. Yeah. Anyway…
Charlie Haas. A three-time former Tag Team Champion. Formerly one-half of the World’s Greatest Tag Team. The guy who now hangs out with Kung Fu Naki and imitates other Superstars because he has no personality of his own.
Carlito. Oh, Carlito. It seems whenever I turn around, there you are. On Raw, you followed me. I thought I found safe haven on ECW, but nope. Somehow, we ended up on Smackdown together. Well, you’ll be happy to I find it amusing that you just can’t stay away from me. I guess you figured if keep following greatness, some of it will rub off on you. Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t work that way.
It doesn’t matter really. Whoever my opponent is tonight, your run in this tournament ends here. The Tuesday Night Delight is after the United States Championship and he will not be denied!
Michaels, I respect you, but it’s time to step aside. A new day has dawned on Smackdown and The Palace of Wisdom is ready to reign supreme.
Be jealous.
Fade out .
CM punk is now shown being interviewed
The United States Championship is one of the most belts in the entire world, held by greats such as Terry Funk, Ricky Steamboat, Ric Flair and even the current champion Shawn Michaels just to name a few but I think if you look in the history books, I have also held the belt and I plan on gaining it again, regardless of any opponents who may come my way in the tournament as well as any of Shawn's buddies. So let's take a look at the men who are still standing.
First, there is Ezekiel. The only man on the entire roster to lose a tag team championship in a singles match. Unfortunately, it seems like tag matches are the only things you can do well and even then, you're not perfect. Don't even try having Kane at ringside to fight your battles for you.
Next is Mark Henry. The man who got the current ECW GM pregant and ended up with a hand for a son. That pretty much sums his career up right there. Failure after failure after failure. I have nothing more to say on him. Did I mention he's a failure? Failure, failure, failure.
Moving on to Carlito, who I defeated less than a month ago and will defeat again should our paths cross. Now I know that might not be cool but for some one who has a brother with a rat moustache and a Sideshow Bob haircut, I don't think you can realy preach about that.
Number four, Charlie Haas. You couldn't get anywhere on your own so instead you tried to copy the sucess of others. Listen to me real close, the only way you stand to advance in this tournament is your opponent being unable to compete or you being CH Punk for the night.
Or maybe my opponent will be John Morrison who once beat Tiger Woods on a round of golf before making out with everyone who he cheated on. Well John, before this tournament is over, you're going to be John Morrison who will never ever be United States Champion.
Now we get to the former world champions. MVP, I wonder how you would do against Shawn Michaels without the help of a contract and that's not the first time you've stolen something either. The MVP of this tournament, of the entire Smackdown roster is standing right here.
Who haven't I covered? Oh yes, Triple H, the very first WCWWE Champion. I'm sure you have no idea who your opponent will be. If only you were married to the current general manager or something. You and Shawn have had your battles and now it's time for you to move aside and let a new generation rise up.
And last but not least, everyone's favourite, CM Punk. I'm not going to say I'm better than you due to being straight edge because you should already know it. I will be United States Champion again and anyone on my path will shortly find it's bedtime, courtesy of the Go to Sleep. If you prefer, I can choke the life out of you with the Anaconda Vice, it really doesn't matter to me. It's only a matter of time, Shawn. Tick tock.
Charlie Haas vs Triple H
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Triple H with a pedigree... He goes for the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Triple H!!
*Miz makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic*
So the Four Horsemen is no more. I'm sure that all the morons out there in TV land and in this arena here tonight are thinking to themselves that the great Shawn Michaels has dumped us out! Therefore I feel it is my duty to set the record straight. Earlier tonight John sugarcoated things by saying that we met with HBK and decided it was best if we go our separate ways. John's a kinder man than I am then. Because the truth of the matter is, we saw through Shawn. We saw why we were associated with him. He wanted to use us to fulfill his own ambitions. Anyone remember how he became the United States champion? I do. It only took all three of us to run in and do him a favour.
So I'm no longer associated with the Heartbreak Pensioner, and I'm no longer associated with that... other guy... who was in the group. Yeah, you know the guy - looks like a hobo. Anyways... My point is... the Four Horsemen may be no more, but the Miz and John Morrison? We're still the greatest tag team in WCWWE history. Now tonight John isn't here with me... he's got a match to focus on in the US title tournament. A match that he earned by defeating me last week. Now, before people begin talking about dissension in the ranks of the greatest tag team of all time, I'm again going to set the record straight.
John Morrison beat me fair and square in the middle of the ring. I can't deny that. Even I, the Miz can lose a wrestling match! That doesn't make John the better wrestler. John knows as well as I do that while we're the greatest tag team in WCWWE history, I am the workhorse of this team. He got lucky last week to beat me, but I have no doubt he will go on to win this tournament. Then when the time comes and John Morrison is standing in the middle of the ring as the United States champion... I will get my rightful shot at the gold.
So losers, as you can see all is well in the land of the In Crowd. You can all continue to sit at home and cheer on our opponents every week. I really don't care. You can sit and watch as the ladies flock towards the Chick Magnet. I don't care what all you virgins think about that either.
I guarantee that you are looking at the next NEXT United States Champion... because I am the MIZ... AND I'M... AWESOME!!!!
BE... JEALOUS!
John Morrison vs Carlito
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Morrison hits the moonlight drive and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... John Morrison!
Katie Lea vs Layla (non-title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Katie hits a kat nip, hooks a leg and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Katie Lea!!
*Katie lea celebrates with her championship belt as the crowd cheers her on.*
*Commercial Break*
This is Eve Torres backstage with the leader of The Cult MVP who is participating in the Tournament tonight
MVP Last Week you defeated Matt Striker in the first round
I beat the second most talented Athlete on Smackdown
With luck I'll draw another athlete who's ''almost'' on my leve-
And if you don't?
I'll destroy them
I hope I draw one of the other former Resistance members
So I can flatten them AGAIN
And if you draw Ezekial Jackson the fomrer Cult member with a chip on his shoulder?
Don't interrupt me again
I'm jus-
Don't
You seem to assume I'm afraid of Jackson
I'm not
Do you know why Kane and Zeke were brought into the Cult?
Mr.Braddock wanted underlings
So we brought in the two most easily influenced people on the Smackdown
Kane and Ezekial are those two and for Jezebel?
Kennedy liked twins
I'm
*MVP grabs Eve by the throat*
I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT ME
I AM THE TOP ATHLETE ON THIS BRAND AND I DESERVE RESPECT
*MVP shoves Eve into the wall*
HOLD THE DAMN MICROPHONE AND DON'T TALK!
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I DRAW
I WILL BEAT YOU BECAUSE I AM BETTER!
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER AND I AM GOING TO KEEP BEING BETTER!
CM Punk vs MVP
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP charges at punk with a drive by kick... but CM punk counters it and lifts MVP up on his shoulders.... Go 2 Sleep!!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... CM Punk!!
Ezekiel vs Henry
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Mark Henry hits a running splash
1..
2..
3!!
HBK vs. R-Truth (non-title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
HBK hits the SCM and makes the cover...
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your Winner... Shawn Michaels!!
So here I am back on Smackdown, where I began my WCWWE career. Obviously, my return means one thing. I return the Champion of the World! If you saw Armageddon last Friday night, then you already know what happened. For those who missed it, you can tune in to Raw tomorrow night, where I will have a full statement.
As for tonight, I see Stephanie McMahon has wasted no time putting me in action. Colt Cabana. I remember you. When I was here last, you and Jimmy Wang Yang were part of a tag team together. I see that you have switched partners and I can’t say I blame you. CM Punk is definitely an upgrade.
But tonight, you have been selected as my first opponent after winning the Championship. Make no mistake. I may have been through a grueling match four nights ago, but I am still ready, physically and mentally, to beat you tonight.
The reign of Kozlov will be a long one. It will be a dominant one. And for anyone who get‘s in my way, it will be a painful one.
Fade out.
Main Event
Colt Cabana vs Kozlov (non-title)
First to 4
10 Minutes
[/center]Colt Cabana vs Kozlov (non-title)
First to 4
10 Minutes
Kozlov runs at cabana with a headbutt… but colt dodges it… and hits him in the back of the head with a forearm shot… He sets up the Colt 45…
Kozlov blocks it! He leg whips colt then applies a single leg boston crab…
Colt fights thru the pain… and considers tapping out… but fights back and crawls to the ropes. He reaches them! Kozlov breaks the hold and picks cabana up. He pushes him back into the corner and irish whips him… but he didn’t let go! Kozlov reverses directions and sends Colt back into the same corner… but the referee was there!!
The referee is knocked out! Oh No! Kozlov nails Colt with a running headbutt and makes the cover. There’s no ref! He goes over to try to get the ref up…
With the ref slowly coming around… Kozlov finally turns back around… COLT 45!! Colt makes the cover! Still no ref!! Colt calls for another ref to come down, and finally one does. He picks Kozlov up, who breaks free and the two start trading punches… Finally colt swings and Kozlov ducks it.. He hits a German suplex and holds on for the cover.
1..
2..
3!
Here is your winner… Vladamir Kozlov!!
What an amazing match… but wait… what’s this… the original ref is in the ring… he’s waiving off the pinfall… did he see something? Lets look at the replay…
Kozlov hits a German suplex and holds on for the cover.
Video shows the second ref is back up and making the pin count as well.
KOZLOV’S SHOULDERS WERE ALSO ON THE MAT!!!
Video shows the second ref is back up and making the pin count as well.
KOZLOV’S SHOULDERS WERE ALSO ON THE MAT!!!
Wow! I didn’t notice that earlier… let’s hear what the final decision is.
Ladies and gentlemen… because both participants shoulders were on the mat… the referees have considered this match… A DRAW!!!
Both men stare each other down as the show comes to a close.