Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 11:00:45 GMT -5
Ezekial def Kane
Henry def Mike Knox
Triple H def. R-Truth
MVP def Striker
Carlito def. Primo
Charlie Haas def Kung Fu Naki
Morrison def Miz
Cm Punk def Colt cabana
Beth Phoenix def. Mickie James
We’ve got an action packed show for you tonight! And we aren’t wasting any time… Here is the first match of the evening!
First to the ring…
Ezekial!
And his opponent…
KANE!!
Whoa! What an unlucky draw for these two. These two powerhouses are normally a tag team… but they will be facing off against each other here tonight!
Zeke hits the dominator and goes for the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
R-Truth is standing in the ring with a microphone…
So tonight I compete in the 16 man tournament where the winner goes on to face Shawn Michaels for the US title...?
I'd have thought that given what happened to me a few weeks back, I'd have the right to invoke a rematch clause... but apparently the impromptu nature of the match put paid to that. I guess I should have thought things through a little bit better. I guess I could stand here and blame everyone else for my lack of the US title or rematch... but I'm not that kinda guy.
Fact of the matter is, I must win 4 matches to get a shot at the US title. Will I be able to do it? Time will tell. But I can tell you, that Stephanie McMahon can put ANYONE in front of me in this tournament, and I will go out there and take it to them. I will give this tournament my all, and if I perform to the best of my ability, I know nobody can stop me.
Some people know who they're facing, but I don't. That's life. Mystery opponent, you can scout me all you want, but I can pull things out that nobody has seen me do in this ring before, so expect the unexpected.
And as for you HBK, well, Heart Break Kid, in a few weeks time, your paper title reign is going to come to an end. Now THAT... is what's up...
First to the ring… Mike Knox…
And his opponent…
Mark Henry!!
Henry hits the worlds strongest slam...
1...
2..
3!!
*Triple H walks out to the ring. He gets right in the ring and waits for the cheers to die down before he begins.*
Well, well...So my former best friend now holds the United States championship. Good for you, Shawn thanks to you and your boys you hold a title that in no way belongs to you. But as they say possession is 9/10ths of the law. So Stephanie the good wife that she is let me be part of a tournament to get a shot at that very title. But the problem is she did not tell me who I would be facing tonight.
That's ok, I don't mind at all...But let it be known that I am not going to rest until I have my hands around the neck of Shawn Michaels. To me it isn't about the United States title, now don't get me wrong that is a great title and an honor to hold but this is between me and you Shawn. So if I have to go through Miz, Mark Henry and then my very own friend and sometimes tag partner, R-Truth to get you in this ring then that is what I will do.
The Horsemen have been on a roll since Survivor Series, even I admit that. To take out a heard you need to slay the head of it. That is you Shawn, so when we get in this ring sometime soon I want you to tell the heard to stay in the back. I want you to face me in this ring like a man.
You cannot run forever Shawn, so don't try. Whether I come out on top of this tournament tonight or not I will find you and I will wrap my hands around your throat. So sit back, be cocky and think you are the best but remember I am still here looking for you!
Triple H drops the microphone waits for his opponent...[/quote]
And his opponent…
R-Truth!
*Triple H looks down as he realizes he now has to go thru his ally(and former United States Champion) to guarantee a shot at Shawn Michaels.*
R-truth goes for the Ax kick… but Triple H dodges it! He kicks Truth in the gut and hits the pedigree!!
1..
2..
3!!
MVP is shown in the back…
Tonight I don't know who my opponent is
It could be anyone
From a top athlete like Matt Striker to a loser like Colt Cabana or even some former Resistance members that I can enjoy beating once more
I'm going to enjoy beating my way through every single so called
star in my way
I've beaten probably all of them at one point or another
But the one I'm happiest to have beaten before?
Shawn Michaels
That title on your shoulder?
Polish it
Polish it and get a good look at it
Because it'll be gone soon
And back on my waist
Whether it's the cream of the crop like Striker or Braddock
Or bottom of the barrel like Cabana or Kane
I will blow through you and move on without looking back
Doubt me and I will rip you in half
First to the ring…
Accompanied by Matt Striker…. MVP!!
And his opponent
Matt Striker!!
I think I’m beginning to see a pattern here… and if I’m right… we’re in for some unique matches here tonight!
*Both men stare at each other as they prepare to lock it up*
MVP hits the playmaker and makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
Mickie is shown backstage...
The question on a lot of people’s minds lately has been, “What’s up with Mickie James?” Well, it’s finally time to give some answers.
About a year and a half or so ago, I began a relationship with CM Punk. You know those moments, when you can just feel everything click and you know you’ve found the right person? Well, that was one of those times. Phil was the perfect guy for me. He was so sweet, so understanding, and damn if he wasn’t sexy as hell. It was a match made in heaven. Or so I thought.
So, about six months into this relationship, he buys me this doll. He said he saw it at an antique shop and that it reminded him of me. I thought it was so sweet.
But then, not long after he got me Angel, something went wrong. He changed. All of sudden, he started calling me crazy, calling me controlling, he… he called me… he called me a… *voice cracking* psycho.
*With tears in her eyes* He dumped me.
CM Punk did more than just dump me. He ripped out my heart and stomped all over it! I loved him! And I loved Angel! But I could’ve loved them both! But he wouldn’t let me! So I couldn’t love either one of them! That’s just the way it had to be!
*Regains her composure*
So the man I loved broke my heart, but I had to try and move on. But it was tough, especially being on the same show with him. No wonder I had a nervous breakdown and ended up in therapy.
When I got out, I vowed to move away from him. I won the Cash in the Vault at WrestleMania and got drafted to Smackdown. Things were looking good. Then he got moved to Smackdown too.
But so did John.
I had already promised myself things were gonna be different on Smackdown. I was going to face top notch competition. I was going to forget all about CM What’s-his-face.
I was going to get a second chance at love.
I thought John was different. That he wasn’t like Punk. But I learned quickly, all men are scum. Period.
Just like with Punk, John was a supersweet guy in the beginning. He was supportive of me, especially when I went after that hag Katie Lea for the Women’s Title. And when I won the belt, he threw me a big party. But after I lost the belt, I fell into a funk. And suddenly, John didn’t wan- he - *voice cracking* he didn’t wanna be with me anymore.
*Barely holding back her tears* I was going through the pain of losing something I worked so hard to win. And rather than be a good boyfriend, he just kicked me to the curb!
*Openly sobbing now*
And while I was going through all this emotional scarring, the fans were so mean to me. They booed me, they wouldn’t even let me get a word in edgewise!
I go out there every week to entertain you people, but you booed me! And then that girl was making fun of me. She was just so cruel. But it didn’t excuse what I did. Pulling her over the rail and locking her in the STF? No, she didn’t deserve that.
She deserved more than that! And that’s what that piece of trash got!
*Screaming through her sobs*
I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT BITCH, THEN I THREW HER ASS IN A DUMPSTER!!!! I FIGURED SHE’D FEEL RIGHT AT HOME WITH ALL THE OTHER TRASH!!!!
*Calming down a little bit*
And ya know? After I did that, it made me think. What’s good for the goose, as they say. So over the past few weeks, I’ve made it my mission to clean up Smackdown. And it was going well, until someone decided to butt in.
Beth Phoenix. Let’s just take a moment and recap YOUR 2009, huh? Let’s see, lost Women’s title to Kenny Dykstra, got traded to Smackdown by Shad Gaspard, got fat and depressed. Hooked up with CM Punk and in the meantime, got your ass handed to you by me half a dozen times.
And now Beth, you think things will be any different? Why? Because you think you’re being a heroine? Well let me tell you something.
You are NOT going to be the heroine, Beth. This story does not end with the evil Mickie James being vanquished by the Spectacular Glamazon. No. This story ends the same way the story of every other Diva on this show ended when they faced me.
You’ll be half-conscious, lying in a dumpster, wondering how it came to this.
And as for the year 2009? Well it’ll end the same way it started for you Beth.
In the gutter.
First to the ring.
Carlito!
And his opponent…
Primo!
Carlito hits a reverse backstabber…
1..
2..
3!!
Making their way to the ring…
The Kung Fu Thrillas! (both men come out dressed like the other)
Charlie locks in the haas of pain and Naki quickly taps.
Here is your winner… Charlie Haas!!
*John Morrison finds The Miz backstage*
Did you hear that. We have a match tonight.
In the US title tournament. I know.
No, a match against eachother.
Well this is awkward.
Awkward for you. You have to face me tonight.
You really think you're better than me?
I'm the Guru of Greatness, the Shaman of Sexy!
Well I'm the Chick Magnet and I'm AWESOME!
You know what, we'll find out who the better man is in the ring.
By "better man" you mean me?
Sorry Mizworth, but let's face, you do have the qualities of a certain Marty Jannetty.
Are you planning on kicking me through a window?
No, it's just that with every tag team, there is the one who achieves titles and singles success, the Shawn Michaels if you will.
Uhuh...
And there is the one who fades into obscurity. The Marty Jannetty of the team.
But what about tag teams that break up and both have success. Like... Or how about...
Maybe I was wrong about you being the Jannetty.
Really?
No, you're probably the Jim Neidhart.
What?
No, Who. Or maybe you're the Joey Mercury.
You can't be serious.
I know. You're the Chris Harris.
JoMo, I swear to god...
Relax man, I'm just playing with you.
You better be. Because I am NO Marty Jannetty. I am The Miz and I am AWESOME!
Yeah, you said that already.
Well it's worth repeating.
Well we'll go out there, tear the house down and may the better man win.
And as for the rest of Smackdown the wishes they could put on a match half as good? They can just...
Be Jealous
Nice use of the catchphrase.
Yeah, I thought so.
First to the ring…
John Morrison!
And his opponent..
The Miz!
Miz goes for the Mizaster but morrison blocks it and Miz lands in his head... stunning him... Morrison pulls miz over to the ropes... STARSHIP PAIN!!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... John Morrison!!
First to the ring…
CM Punk!
And his opponent…
Colt Cabana!
Colt hits the colt 45!!! He goes for the cover… but wait!! Punk surprises him and locks in the anaconda vice!!
Colt holds on and reaches for the ropes… but it is just out of his reach… he has no choice but to tap!
Here is your winner… CM Punk!
Beth Phoenix is seen doing some last minute warmups, before heading towards the ring. As she walks towards the curtain, she hears somebody clapping. She turns around and sees Eve Torres. Behind her are the Bella twins, who also start clapping. They’re joined by Gail Kim, Layla and Maria, as well as a good portion of the male roster. Beth smiles at her supporters, then with a confident look on her face, she makes her way to through the curtain.
*Beth Phoenix walks out to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd. As Beth surveys the audience, she notices one particular face and smiles. Beth walks over to where Mia Mancini is sitting and highfives her. Mia gives Beth a big hug and mouths “Go get her!”*
*As Mickie walks out, pushing a dumpster, the fans boo mercilessly. Mickie sees Mia in the front row. Mickie walks over and the two get into it, before security pulls Mia back. Mickie rolls in the ring as Justin Roberts gets on the mic.*
The following contest is a DUMPSTER MATCH!!!
To win, one competitor must be able to throw her opponent in the dumpster and close the lid.
Now introducing first. From Buffalo, New York. She is the Glamazon, BETH PHOENIX!!!!
*Loud pop for Beth.*
And now her opponent. From Richmond, Virginia. MICKIE JAMES!!!
*The building rumbles as the entire crowd, led by Mia, is booing Mickie. Mickie screams at them to shut up, then charges at Beth as the referee calls for the bell.*
Finish (if beth wins):
Beth get’s the upper hand on Mickie, but not for long, as the psycho Diva takes the fight to the outside. The two brawl on the floor. Beth throws Mickie up against the ringpost and charges her enemy, but Mickie moves at the last second and Beth runs full impact into the post! Mickie grabs a chair and begins hammering away on Beth. Mia grabs the chair, but Mickie slaps her to the floor! Mickie then grabs Beth by the hair and throws her back in the ring!
Mickie drags Beth over to the dumpster and opens the lid, but Mia tackles Mickie from behind! The fans erupt in MIA!!!” chants as the fan pounds Mickie with forearms. Mickie quickly turns the tables however and has Mia by the throat. As she begins choking the helpless fan, Beth tries to make a save, but Mickie simply shoves her to the mat.
Mickie continues to choke Mia, when suddenly all the remaining Smackdown Divas run out! Gail Kim pulls Mickie off of Mia and delivers a facebuster! The Bella twins pick her up and hit a double suplex, then hold her up for Eve to roundhouse kick! Maria slaps Mickie across the face, then the Bellas toss her to Layla, who hit’s neckbreaker!
The Bellas hold Mickie up once again, as Mia get’s to her feet, holding her throat still. Mia grabs Mickie’s face, looks her up and down, then….
PLANTS A KISS RIGHT ON HER LIPS!!!
The crowd goes nuts and the other Divas react with shock.
Mia then roundhouse kick’s Mickie!
The crowd is now on their feet, as Beth moves all the other women aside. She picks up the unconscious Mickie and carries her to the dumpster. The Bellas open the lid and Beth drops Mickie in it! Nikki and Brie slam the lid shut and Eve quickly puts a lock on the lid!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, Beth Phoenix!
The Divas all celebrate and hug Beth as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. As this is happening, many of the wrestlers from the back, including Jimmy Wang Yang, The Kung Fu Thrillas, Yoshi Tatsu, Carlito, and Primo, make their way out. They begin pushing the dumpster to the back, as the Divas all run to join them. Beth remains in the ring, soaking in the applause from the crowd.
Backstage, we see them push the dumpster down the hall. Eve runs ahead and opens the door, as the group approaches. When they get to the door, the men stop and step back, allowing the Divas to give the dumpster one last good shove out the door. Eve slams the door shut, as we close on a shot of the dumpster sitting in the parking lot as the show comes to a close.
Henry def Mike Knox
Triple H def. R-Truth
MVP def Striker
Carlito def. Primo
Charlie Haas def Kung Fu Naki
Morrison def Miz
Cm Punk def Colt cabana
Beth Phoenix def. Mickie James
We’ve got an action packed show for you tonight! And we aren’t wasting any time… Here is the first match of the evening!
First to the ring…
Ezekial!
And his opponent…
KANE!!
Whoa! What an unlucky draw for these two. These two powerhouses are normally a tag team… but they will be facing off against each other here tonight!
Ezekial vs Kane
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Zeke hits the dominator and goes for the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
R-Truth is standing in the ring with a microphone…
So tonight I compete in the 16 man tournament where the winner goes on to face Shawn Michaels for the US title...?
I'd have thought that given what happened to me a few weeks back, I'd have the right to invoke a rematch clause... but apparently the impromptu nature of the match put paid to that. I guess I should have thought things through a little bit better. I guess I could stand here and blame everyone else for my lack of the US title or rematch... but I'm not that kinda guy.
Fact of the matter is, I must win 4 matches to get a shot at the US title. Will I be able to do it? Time will tell. But I can tell you, that Stephanie McMahon can put ANYONE in front of me in this tournament, and I will go out there and take it to them. I will give this tournament my all, and if I perform to the best of my ability, I know nobody can stop me.
Some people know who they're facing, but I don't. That's life. Mystery opponent, you can scout me all you want, but I can pull things out that nobody has seen me do in this ring before, so expect the unexpected.
And as for you HBK, well, Heart Break Kid, in a few weeks time, your paper title reign is going to come to an end. Now THAT... is what's up...
First to the ring… Mike Knox…
And his opponent…
Mark Henry!!
Henry vs Mike Knox
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Henry hits the worlds strongest slam...
1...
2..
3!!
*Triple H walks out to the ring. He gets right in the ring and waits for the cheers to die down before he begins.*
Well, well...So my former best friend now holds the United States championship. Good for you, Shawn thanks to you and your boys you hold a title that in no way belongs to you. But as they say possession is 9/10ths of the law. So Stephanie the good wife that she is let me be part of a tournament to get a shot at that very title. But the problem is she did not tell me who I would be facing tonight.
That's ok, I don't mind at all...But let it be known that I am not going to rest until I have my hands around the neck of Shawn Michaels. To me it isn't about the United States title, now don't get me wrong that is a great title and an honor to hold but this is between me and you Shawn. So if I have to go through Miz, Mark Henry and then my very own friend and sometimes tag partner, R-Truth to get you in this ring then that is what I will do.
The Horsemen have been on a roll since Survivor Series, even I admit that. To take out a heard you need to slay the head of it. That is you Shawn, so when we get in this ring sometime soon I want you to tell the heard to stay in the back. I want you to face me in this ring like a man.
You cannot run forever Shawn, so don't try. Whether I come out on top of this tournament tonight or not I will find you and I will wrap my hands around your throat. So sit back, be cocky and think you are the best but remember I am still here looking for you!
Triple H drops the microphone waits for his opponent...[/quote]
And his opponent…
R-Truth!
*Triple H looks down as he realizes he now has to go thru his ally(and former United States Champion) to guarantee a shot at Shawn Michaels.*
R-Truth vs Triple H
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
R-truth goes for the Ax kick… but Triple H dodges it! He kicks Truth in the gut and hits the pedigree!!
1..
2..
3!!
MVP is shown in the back…
Tonight I don't know who my opponent is
It could be anyone
From a top athlete like Matt Striker to a loser like Colt Cabana or even some former Resistance members that I can enjoy beating once more
I'm going to enjoy beating my way through every single so called
star in my way
I've beaten probably all of them at one point or another
But the one I'm happiest to have beaten before?
Shawn Michaels
That title on your shoulder?
Polish it
Polish it and get a good look at it
Because it'll be gone soon
And back on my waist
Whether it's the cream of the crop like Striker or Braddock
Or bottom of the barrel like Cabana or Kane
I will blow through you and move on without looking back
Doubt me and I will rip you in half
First to the ring…
Accompanied by Matt Striker…. MVP!!
And his opponent
Matt Striker!!
I think I’m beginning to see a pattern here… and if I’m right… we’re in for some unique matches here tonight!
*Both men stare at each other as they prepare to lock it up*
MVP vs Striker
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP hits the playmaker and makes the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
Mickie is shown backstage...
The question on a lot of people’s minds lately has been, “What’s up with Mickie James?” Well, it’s finally time to give some answers.
About a year and a half or so ago, I began a relationship with CM Punk. You know those moments, when you can just feel everything click and you know you’ve found the right person? Well, that was one of those times. Phil was the perfect guy for me. He was so sweet, so understanding, and damn if he wasn’t sexy as hell. It was a match made in heaven. Or so I thought.
So, about six months into this relationship, he buys me this doll. He said he saw it at an antique shop and that it reminded him of me. I thought it was so sweet.
But then, not long after he got me Angel, something went wrong. He changed. All of sudden, he started calling me crazy, calling me controlling, he… he called me… he called me a… *voice cracking* psycho.
*With tears in her eyes* He dumped me.
CM Punk did more than just dump me. He ripped out my heart and stomped all over it! I loved him! And I loved Angel! But I could’ve loved them both! But he wouldn’t let me! So I couldn’t love either one of them! That’s just the way it had to be!
*Regains her composure*
So the man I loved broke my heart, but I had to try and move on. But it was tough, especially being on the same show with him. No wonder I had a nervous breakdown and ended up in therapy.
When I got out, I vowed to move away from him. I won the Cash in the Vault at WrestleMania and got drafted to Smackdown. Things were looking good. Then he got moved to Smackdown too.
But so did John.
I had already promised myself things were gonna be different on Smackdown. I was going to face top notch competition. I was going to forget all about CM What’s-his-face.
I was going to get a second chance at love.
I thought John was different. That he wasn’t like Punk. But I learned quickly, all men are scum. Period.
Just like with Punk, John was a supersweet guy in the beginning. He was supportive of me, especially when I went after that hag Katie Lea for the Women’s Title. And when I won the belt, he threw me a big party. But after I lost the belt, I fell into a funk. And suddenly, John didn’t wan- he - *voice cracking* he didn’t wanna be with me anymore.
*Barely holding back her tears* I was going through the pain of losing something I worked so hard to win. And rather than be a good boyfriend, he just kicked me to the curb!
*Openly sobbing now*
And while I was going through all this emotional scarring, the fans were so mean to me. They booed me, they wouldn’t even let me get a word in edgewise!
I go out there every week to entertain you people, but you booed me! And then that girl was making fun of me. She was just so cruel. But it didn’t excuse what I did. Pulling her over the rail and locking her in the STF? No, she didn’t deserve that.
She deserved more than that! And that’s what that piece of trash got!
*Screaming through her sobs*
I BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT BITCH, THEN I THREW HER ASS IN A DUMPSTER!!!! I FIGURED SHE’D FEEL RIGHT AT HOME WITH ALL THE OTHER TRASH!!!!
*Calming down a little bit*
And ya know? After I did that, it made me think. What’s good for the goose, as they say. So over the past few weeks, I’ve made it my mission to clean up Smackdown. And it was going well, until someone decided to butt in.
Beth Phoenix. Let’s just take a moment and recap YOUR 2009, huh? Let’s see, lost Women’s title to Kenny Dykstra, got traded to Smackdown by Shad Gaspard, got fat and depressed. Hooked up with CM Punk and in the meantime, got your ass handed to you by me half a dozen times.
And now Beth, you think things will be any different? Why? Because you think you’re being a heroine? Well let me tell you something.
You are NOT going to be the heroine, Beth. This story does not end with the evil Mickie James being vanquished by the Spectacular Glamazon. No. This story ends the same way the story of every other Diva on this show ended when they faced me.
You’ll be half-conscious, lying in a dumpster, wondering how it came to this.
And as for the year 2009? Well it’ll end the same way it started for you Beth.
In the gutter.
First to the ring.
Carlito!
And his opponent…
Primo!
Carlito vs. Primo
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Carlito hits a reverse backstabber…
1..
2..
3!!
Making their way to the ring…
The Kung Fu Thrillas! (both men come out dressed like the other)
Charlie Haas vs Kung Fu Naki
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Charlie locks in the haas of pain and Naki quickly taps.
Here is your winner… Charlie Haas!!
*John Morrison finds The Miz backstage*
Did you hear that. We have a match tonight.
In the US title tournament. I know.
No, a match against eachother.
Well this is awkward.
Awkward for you. You have to face me tonight.
You really think you're better than me?
I'm the Guru of Greatness, the Shaman of Sexy!
Well I'm the Chick Magnet and I'm AWESOME!
You know what, we'll find out who the better man is in the ring.
By "better man" you mean me?
Sorry Mizworth, but let's face, you do have the qualities of a certain Marty Jannetty.
Are you planning on kicking me through a window?
No, it's just that with every tag team, there is the one who achieves titles and singles success, the Shawn Michaels if you will.
Uhuh...
And there is the one who fades into obscurity. The Marty Jannetty of the team.
But what about tag teams that break up and both have success. Like... Or how about...
Maybe I was wrong about you being the Jannetty.
Really?
No, you're probably the Jim Neidhart.
What?
No, Who. Or maybe you're the Joey Mercury.
You can't be serious.
I know. You're the Chris Harris.
JoMo, I swear to god...
Relax man, I'm just playing with you.
You better be. Because I am NO Marty Jannetty. I am The Miz and I am AWESOME!
Yeah, you said that already.
Well it's worth repeating.
Well we'll go out there, tear the house down and may the better man win.
And as for the rest of Smackdown the wishes they could put on a match half as good? They can just...
Be Jealous
Nice use of the catchphrase.
Yeah, I thought so.
First to the ring…
John Morrison!
And his opponent..
The Miz!
Morrison vs Miz
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Miz goes for the Mizaster but morrison blocks it and Miz lands in his head... stunning him... Morrison pulls miz over to the ropes... STARSHIP PAIN!!!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... John Morrison!!
First to the ring…
CM Punk!
And his opponent…
Colt Cabana!
Cm Punk vs Colt cabana
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Colt hits the colt 45!!! He goes for the cover… but wait!! Punk surprises him and locks in the anaconda vice!!
Colt holds on and reaches for the ropes… but it is just out of his reach… he has no choice but to tap!
Here is your winner… CM Punk!
Beth Phoenix is seen doing some last minute warmups, before heading towards the ring. As she walks towards the curtain, she hears somebody clapping. She turns around and sees Eve Torres. Behind her are the Bella twins, who also start clapping. They’re joined by Gail Kim, Layla and Maria, as well as a good portion of the male roster. Beth smiles at her supporters, then with a confident look on her face, she makes her way to through the curtain.
*Beth Phoenix walks out to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd. As Beth surveys the audience, she notices one particular face and smiles. Beth walks over to where Mia Mancini is sitting and highfives her. Mia gives Beth a big hug and mouths “Go get her!”*
*As Mickie walks out, pushing a dumpster, the fans boo mercilessly. Mickie sees Mia in the front row. Mickie walks over and the two get into it, before security pulls Mia back. Mickie rolls in the ring as Justin Roberts gets on the mic.*
The following contest is a DUMPSTER MATCH!!!
To win, one competitor must be able to throw her opponent in the dumpster and close the lid.
Now introducing first. From Buffalo, New York. She is the Glamazon, BETH PHOENIX!!!!
*Loud pop for Beth.*
And now her opponent. From Richmond, Virginia. MICKIE JAMES!!!
*The building rumbles as the entire crowd, led by Mia, is booing Mickie. Mickie screams at them to shut up, then charges at Beth as the referee calls for the bell.*
Main Event!
Dumpster Match!
Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix
First to 4
10 Minutes
[/center]Dumpster Match!
Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix
First to 4
10 Minutes
Finish (if beth wins):
Beth get’s the upper hand on Mickie, but not for long, as the psycho Diva takes the fight to the outside. The two brawl on the floor. Beth throws Mickie up against the ringpost and charges her enemy, but Mickie moves at the last second and Beth runs full impact into the post! Mickie grabs a chair and begins hammering away on Beth. Mia grabs the chair, but Mickie slaps her to the floor! Mickie then grabs Beth by the hair and throws her back in the ring!
Mickie drags Beth over to the dumpster and opens the lid, but Mia tackles Mickie from behind! The fans erupt in MIA!!!” chants as the fan pounds Mickie with forearms. Mickie quickly turns the tables however and has Mia by the throat. As she begins choking the helpless fan, Beth tries to make a save, but Mickie simply shoves her to the mat.
Mickie continues to choke Mia, when suddenly all the remaining Smackdown Divas run out! Gail Kim pulls Mickie off of Mia and delivers a facebuster! The Bella twins pick her up and hit a double suplex, then hold her up for Eve to roundhouse kick! Maria slaps Mickie across the face, then the Bellas toss her to Layla, who hit’s neckbreaker!
The Bellas hold Mickie up once again, as Mia get’s to her feet, holding her throat still. Mia grabs Mickie’s face, looks her up and down, then….
PLANTS A KISS RIGHT ON HER LIPS!!!
The crowd goes nuts and the other Divas react with shock.
Mia then roundhouse kick’s Mickie!
The crowd is now on their feet, as Beth moves all the other women aside. She picks up the unconscious Mickie and carries her to the dumpster. The Bellas open the lid and Beth drops Mickie in it! Nikki and Brie slam the lid shut and Eve quickly puts a lock on the lid!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, Beth Phoenix!
The Divas all celebrate and hug Beth as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. As this is happening, many of the wrestlers from the back, including Jimmy Wang Yang, The Kung Fu Thrillas, Yoshi Tatsu, Carlito, and Primo, make their way out. They begin pushing the dumpster to the back, as the Divas all run to join them. Beth remains in the ring, soaking in the applause from the crowd.
Backstage, we see them push the dumpster down the hall. Eve runs ahead and opens the door, as the group approaches. When they get to the door, the men stop and step back, allowing the Divas to give the dumpster one last good shove out the door. Eve slams the door shut, as we close on a shot of the dumpster sitting in the parking lot as the show comes to a close.