Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 10:59:41 GMT -5
Nikki Bella def. Mickie James
R-Truth/Triple H vs Miz and Morrison (Time Limit Draw)
MVP / Striker def. Remnants
©HBK vs Carlito (Time Limit Draw) – Non-Title
Knox def. Primo
CM Punk/Colt def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Please welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown... your new General Manager... Stephanie McMahon!
*Hands Stephanie the microphone*
Good evening WCWWE Smackdown Fans! *cheers* I won't take up alot of your time, as I'm sure many of you are ready for the electrifying show we have for you tonight.
As you know, I was named as the new General Manager back at Survivor Series… and I claimed to everyone that I am focused on one goal. To make Smackdown the #1 show on WCWWE! A position claimed by Raw and their General Manager… my brother… Shane McMahon.
But I'm sure you are asking... where have I been the last couple weeks? We'll I'll let you know.
I have gone back over all the tapes over the last year. Did you know that there have been four different General Managers of Smackdown over the last year that came before me? What happened to these General Managers?
Well, one got bored and decided to go extreme, one got old...I mean older... and couldn't handle it any more, one never could handle the workload, and the last let the power get to his head.
So, I asked myself, will I be any different? Who can tell that if in 3 months time I decide to call it quits like my predecesors. I can't guarantee anything, but I will tell you this... I'm young, I've proven I can handle the job, and I've already been EXTREME... and have no intentions of ever doing so again.
Now, that doesn't mean I'm going to come in here like everyone before me and "shake things up". I plan on creating compelling programming, and let the wrestlers take control of their own destinies.
That being said... we have a United States Champion... but no #1 contender for the belt. Well, we are going to change that. And what better way to determine a #1 contender... than with a tournament! A 16 man tournament starting next week. And to make things more interesting, we aren't going give out the matchups until next week.
What I will do for you tonight... is give you the list of names that will be entered into the tournament.
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Cm Punk
Colt cabana
Ezekial
Henry
Kane
Kung Fu Naki
Mike Knox
Miz
Morrison
MVP
Primo
R-Truth
Striker
Triple H
Thank you for your time... and enjoy the show!
*Eve Torres is standing in the back with Colt Cabana and CM Punk.*
Thanks. With me now is the team that beat the former WCWWE Tag Team Champions, the Second City Saints. Gentlemen, tonight you go up against an unpredictable team in the Kung Fu Thrillas. How are you two preparing for a team who's, well... unpredictable?
Eve, Eve, Eve! You're focusing on the negatives baby!
But all I did was-
I mean, Punker and I, in our first match in quite some time, not only won, but beat the former champs! You gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.
I do, but-
But you want to know about tonight's match, right?
Well, ye-
I'm glad you asked! See, Charlie and Naki may be old Resistance buddies, but the Resistance died at Survivor Series. I'm a Second City Saint now, and that means that we don't lose to guys like Charlie and Naki. It means that when we step into that ring, we're all about kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. And unfortunately, I lost my Juicy Fruit pack somewhere, so it's just kicking ass tonight.
I'm pretty sure you left it onto of the TV in the hotel room but anyway, that doesn't matter. Like my partner said, last week we beat Carlito and Primo right in the middle of the ring. Our first match reunited and we beat the former tag team champions. That's pretty impressive right there and we plan to continue impressing the entire Smackdown roster and our new GM, Stephanie McMahon until we get a shot at those tag teams titles.
As far as the Kung Fu Trillas are concerned, it doesn't matter to me or Colt if they want to be Bret Haas and Jim Nakihart, it doesn't matter if they want to be Jeff Haasy and Nak Hardy, it doesn't matter if they want to be CH Punk and Colt Nabana. Regardless of the stupid gimmicks, they will never compare to the greatness that is Chigaco's own Second City Saints and just like last week, I will make someone go to sleep and then Cabana is going to pull his trigger.
Pull his trigger?
Go with me here and just be glad you're not in a dumpster like most of the other chicks on this show. Charlie, Kung, at least I think that's his first name. Tonight, you get taken out, Chigaco style.
Colt hits the Colt 45 on haas…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… the Second City Saints!
Michaels goes for the superkick… but carlito sidesteps it and goes for the backstabber… but Michaels grabs the rope!! They both get back up to their feet and are about to start trading blows as the bell rings… declaring it a time limit draw.
Striker hits the golden rule on Ezekiel outside the ring. Kane reaches down and grabs Striker and pulls him up to the ropes… but striker breaks free and pulls kane’s neck down over the top rope… he bounces off and runs into a playmaker from MVP…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… MVP and Striker!
*R-Truth is shown in the back*
I'm back here on Smackdown! after missin' last week's show...
I would say it's great to be back... but I ain't so sure. You see, it's not been a good couple of weeks for me lately. At Survivor Series, I and the Resistance failed to end the run of the Cult of the Light. The Cult is still goin' strong and the Resistance no longer exists to stop 'em. Then I show up to Smackdown! 4 days later, get assaulted backstage by the Four Horsemen, and then get screwed out of my US title against Shawn Michaels.
So... now there's not one but TWO stables around here I'm sick and tired of - the Cult and the Horsemen. Horsemen... you're getting my focus for now. You boys made a big mistake. Thing is I'm not surprised by Miz. Morrison and Mike. It's Michaels I'm shocked at. I know what Shawn has been like for ages now... but I still was caught off guard by his antics. I couldn't get my head around what he's done recently. He has been an inspiration in my career here in WCWWE... and I guess it needed quite an impact to get the point across. The impact of the Four Horsemen's fists and boots on my body did the job.
So Shawn you're US Champ... congratulations... but just remember I'll be comin' for another shot at a later date. What better way to get revenge huh?
Tonight though I team with my boy HHH against former 90 time Tag champs The Miz and John Morrison... or is it John Morrison and The Miz? Either way, we're coming for them. So boys, you cost me my belt 2 weeks back... well... I can't cost you any belts tonight, but I'm not gonna roll over and let you get away with it. Triple H and I are gonna leave you boys needin' some time off after what we do to you tonight... oh and if we win the match I guess that's just an added bonus...
Knox hits the knox out
1..
2..
3!!
Mickie is shown in the back.
Nikki Bella. You‘re probably wondering why I spared you last week. Well, honey it‘s like this. You once had potential. You were once the top women‘s wrestler on this show. Remember, Jezebel? Once upon a time, you were the number one contender to the Women‘s Title. You were competing every week on Smackdown. It was a sight to behold.
So what happened? You got dumped by your Cult friends and left for dead. And then, your sister Brie came to you and you two made up. Beautiful story. You got your sister back. But in the process, you lost your edge. Yeah, you say you‘re the hardcore sister, but when‘s the last remotely hardcore thing you did? Let‘s face it Nikki, you‘re just a Diva now. Just like the rest of them.
And that‘s why you were spared last week. Because I wanted the pleasure of beating the Diva out of you in front of every single fan in this building. And when it‘s over, you know that your fate is inevitable.
Mickie walks offscreen and returns pushing a dumpster.
Oh and before I forget, I have a surprise for you.
Mickie opens the lid and we see Brie Bella, tied up and gagged. She tries to scream for help, but Mickie slams the lid down on her head.
Well, Nikki. At least you‘ll have some company. Hahahaha!
Mickie begins pushing the dumpster towards the ring.
Nikki blocks the mick kick... kicks mickie in the gut... and hits a facebuster...
1..
2..
3!!
Nikki starts celebrating after her hard fought win...
Suddenly Mickie grabs Nikki by the hair and throws her to the mat. With a sick grin on her face she walks over to the dumpster and opens the lid… AND BETH PHOENIX DIVES OUT AND TACKLES MICKIE TO THE MAT!!!
Beth pummels Mickie with lefts and rights, but Mickie escapes and rolls to the outside. Beth asks Justin Roberts for a mic.
Mickie! Enough is enough! What the hell is your problem, you psycho bitch?! You’re attacking women and throwing them in dumpsters! What the hell does that prove?!
Last week, you went after me and yeah, you did get the better of me. But only because you attacked me from behind! Mickie, no more of this. Next week, I want your ass in the ring, one-on-one! And since you love dumpsters so much, let’s make it a dumpster match! How ‘bout it?
Mickie grabs a mic off the announce table.
I ACCEPT!!!
Beth smiles and helps Nikki to the back. Mickie remains at ringside, screaming at the top of her lungs and throwing stuff, until security comes out and leads her backstage.
Tonight Smackdown has a new General Manager. Hoo-rah for us!
Yes, Triple's wife Stephanie is in charge.
And now we have the return of the McMahon-Helmsley Faction or Regime or whatever.
I think it was called the Facgime.
Look the point is we will not be caught in political games.
We are beyond it all, beyond good and evil. We simply are.
And what we are is the greatest tag team in WCWWE history and your next WCWWE Undisputed Tag Team champions.
Because we are The Miz and John Morrison!
And we are awesome!
Be Jealous
Midway thru the match HBK makes his way down to the ring and gets up on the ring mat as R-Truth is going for a pin. Truth gets up and starts arguing with Shawn Michaels. Miz comes in and rushes over to attack R-Truth. He hits him from behind with a clothesline which makes him stumble towards HBK. The ref sees miz and tells him he has to get out of the ring and he starts arguing with the ref.
With the ref distracted, HBK throws the US belt to morrison and holds R-Truth. Morrison swings the belt at Truth’s head but Truth ducks it and Morrison ends up hitting HBK with the belt. He drops the belt and looks down at HBK who is down on the floor. R-Truth tags in Triple H, who comes in and hits a high knee on Morrison. Miz rushes in to attack Triple H, but Truth was able to cut him off and throw him from the ring. Triple H picks Morrison up and irish whips him.
But Morrison surprises him with a springboard roundhouse! He makes the cover …
1…
2..
Miz breaks it up!!
Now all four men are in the ring! This is complete chaos! The ref can’t seem to get control! He calls for the bell! He’s throwing this match out!
All four men keep trading blows until each is exhausted. They all four see the United States Title belt in the middle of the ring and go over to it. Triple H picks it up and looks at it… then Miz graps at it and the two begin to have a tug of war with it… Truth and Morrison join in…
Finally, Miz and Morrison with the battle and get the belt… Truth and Triple H leave as Miz and Morrison stand in the middle of the ring holding up the belt. Behind them HBK walks up, and he has a “what the hell are you two doing” look on his face. Miz and Morrison turn and see him… hand him the belt and start telling him how great of a champ he is.
Shawn continues to with his look at them as the show comes to a close.
R-Truth/Triple H vs Miz and Morrison (Time Limit Draw)
MVP / Striker def. Remnants
©HBK vs Carlito (Time Limit Draw) – Non-Title
Knox def. Primo
CM Punk/Colt def. Kung Fu Thrillas
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Please welcome to Tuesday Night Smackdown... your new General Manager... Stephanie McMahon!
*Hands Stephanie the microphone*
Good evening WCWWE Smackdown Fans! *cheers* I won't take up alot of your time, as I'm sure many of you are ready for the electrifying show we have for you tonight.
As you know, I was named as the new General Manager back at Survivor Series… and I claimed to everyone that I am focused on one goal. To make Smackdown the #1 show on WCWWE! A position claimed by Raw and their General Manager… my brother… Shane McMahon.
But I'm sure you are asking... where have I been the last couple weeks? We'll I'll let you know.
I have gone back over all the tapes over the last year. Did you know that there have been four different General Managers of Smackdown over the last year that came before me? What happened to these General Managers?
Well, one got bored and decided to go extreme, one got old...I mean older... and couldn't handle it any more, one never could handle the workload, and the last let the power get to his head.
So, I asked myself, will I be any different? Who can tell that if in 3 months time I decide to call it quits like my predecesors. I can't guarantee anything, but I will tell you this... I'm young, I've proven I can handle the job, and I've already been EXTREME... and have no intentions of ever doing so again.
Now, that doesn't mean I'm going to come in here like everyone before me and "shake things up". I plan on creating compelling programming, and let the wrestlers take control of their own destinies.
That being said... we have a United States Champion... but no #1 contender for the belt. Well, we are going to change that. And what better way to determine a #1 contender... than with a tournament! A 16 man tournament starting next week. And to make things more interesting, we aren't going give out the matchups until next week.
What I will do for you tonight... is give you the list of names that will be entered into the tournament.
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Cm Punk
Colt cabana
Ezekial
Henry
Kane
Kung Fu Naki
Mike Knox
Miz
Morrison
MVP
Primo
R-Truth
Striker
Triple H
Thank you for your time... and enjoy the show!
*Eve Torres is standing in the back with Colt Cabana and CM Punk.*
Thanks. With me now is the team that beat the former WCWWE Tag Team Champions, the Second City Saints. Gentlemen, tonight you go up against an unpredictable team in the Kung Fu Thrillas. How are you two preparing for a team who's, well... unpredictable?
Eve, Eve, Eve! You're focusing on the negatives baby!
But all I did was-
I mean, Punker and I, in our first match in quite some time, not only won, but beat the former champs! You gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.
I do, but-
But you want to know about tonight's match, right?
Well, ye-
I'm glad you asked! See, Charlie and Naki may be old Resistance buddies, but the Resistance died at Survivor Series. I'm a Second City Saint now, and that means that we don't lose to guys like Charlie and Naki. It means that when we step into that ring, we're all about kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. And unfortunately, I lost my Juicy Fruit pack somewhere, so it's just kicking ass tonight.
I'm pretty sure you left it onto of the TV in the hotel room but anyway, that doesn't matter. Like my partner said, last week we beat Carlito and Primo right in the middle of the ring. Our first match reunited and we beat the former tag team champions. That's pretty impressive right there and we plan to continue impressing the entire Smackdown roster and our new GM, Stephanie McMahon until we get a shot at those tag teams titles.
As far as the Kung Fu Trillas are concerned, it doesn't matter to me or Colt if they want to be Bret Haas and Jim Nakihart, it doesn't matter if they want to be Jeff Haasy and Nak Hardy, it doesn't matter if they want to be CH Punk and Colt Nabana. Regardless of the stupid gimmicks, they will never compare to the greatness that is Chigaco's own Second City Saints and just like last week, I will make someone go to sleep and then Cabana is going to pull his trigger.
Pull his trigger?
Go with me here and just be glad you're not in a dumpster like most of the other chicks on this show. Charlie, Kung, at least I think that's his first name. Tonight, you get taken out, Chigaco style.
CM Punk/Colt vs. Kung Fu Thrillas
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Colt hits the Colt 45 on haas…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… the Second City Saints!
HBK vs Carlito
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Michaels goes for the superkick… but carlito sidesteps it and goes for the backstabber… but Michaels grabs the rope!! They both get back up to their feet and are about to start trading blows as the bell rings… declaring it a time limit draw.
MVP / Striker vs Remnants
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Striker hits the golden rule on Ezekiel outside the ring. Kane reaches down and grabs Striker and pulls him up to the ropes… but striker breaks free and pulls kane’s neck down over the top rope… he bounces off and runs into a playmaker from MVP…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners… MVP and Striker!
*R-Truth is shown in the back*
I'm back here on Smackdown! after missin' last week's show...
I would say it's great to be back... but I ain't so sure. You see, it's not been a good couple of weeks for me lately. At Survivor Series, I and the Resistance failed to end the run of the Cult of the Light. The Cult is still goin' strong and the Resistance no longer exists to stop 'em. Then I show up to Smackdown! 4 days later, get assaulted backstage by the Four Horsemen, and then get screwed out of my US title against Shawn Michaels.
So... now there's not one but TWO stables around here I'm sick and tired of - the Cult and the Horsemen. Horsemen... you're getting my focus for now. You boys made a big mistake. Thing is I'm not surprised by Miz. Morrison and Mike. It's Michaels I'm shocked at. I know what Shawn has been like for ages now... but I still was caught off guard by his antics. I couldn't get my head around what he's done recently. He has been an inspiration in my career here in WCWWE... and I guess it needed quite an impact to get the point across. The impact of the Four Horsemen's fists and boots on my body did the job.
So Shawn you're US Champ... congratulations... but just remember I'll be comin' for another shot at a later date. What better way to get revenge huh?
Tonight though I team with my boy HHH against former 90 time Tag champs The Miz and John Morrison... or is it John Morrison and The Miz? Either way, we're coming for them. So boys, you cost me my belt 2 weeks back... well... I can't cost you any belts tonight, but I'm not gonna roll over and let you get away with it. Triple H and I are gonna leave you boys needin' some time off after what we do to you tonight... oh and if we win the match I guess that's just an added bonus...
Knox vs Primo
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Knox hits the knox out
1..
2..
3!!
Mickie is shown in the back.
Nikki Bella. You‘re probably wondering why I spared you last week. Well, honey it‘s like this. You once had potential. You were once the top women‘s wrestler on this show. Remember, Jezebel? Once upon a time, you were the number one contender to the Women‘s Title. You were competing every week on Smackdown. It was a sight to behold.
So what happened? You got dumped by your Cult friends and left for dead. And then, your sister Brie came to you and you two made up. Beautiful story. You got your sister back. But in the process, you lost your edge. Yeah, you say you‘re the hardcore sister, but when‘s the last remotely hardcore thing you did? Let‘s face it Nikki, you‘re just a Diva now. Just like the rest of them.
And that‘s why you were spared last week. Because I wanted the pleasure of beating the Diva out of you in front of every single fan in this building. And when it‘s over, you know that your fate is inevitable.
Mickie walks offscreen and returns pushing a dumpster.
Oh and before I forget, I have a surprise for you.
Mickie opens the lid and we see Brie Bella, tied up and gagged. She tries to scream for help, but Mickie slams the lid down on her head.
Well, Nikki. At least you‘ll have some company. Hahahaha!
Mickie begins pushing the dumpster towards the ring.
Mickie James vs. Nikki Bella
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Nikki blocks the mick kick... kicks mickie in the gut... and hits a facebuster...
1..
2..
3!!
Nikki starts celebrating after her hard fought win...
Suddenly Mickie grabs Nikki by the hair and throws her to the mat. With a sick grin on her face she walks over to the dumpster and opens the lid… AND BETH PHOENIX DIVES OUT AND TACKLES MICKIE TO THE MAT!!!
Beth pummels Mickie with lefts and rights, but Mickie escapes and rolls to the outside. Beth asks Justin Roberts for a mic.
Mickie! Enough is enough! What the hell is your problem, you psycho bitch?! You’re attacking women and throwing them in dumpsters! What the hell does that prove?!
Last week, you went after me and yeah, you did get the better of me. But only because you attacked me from behind! Mickie, no more of this. Next week, I want your ass in the ring, one-on-one! And since you love dumpsters so much, let’s make it a dumpster match! How ‘bout it?
Mickie grabs a mic off the announce table.
I ACCEPT!!!
Beth smiles and helps Nikki to the back. Mickie remains at ringside, screaming at the top of her lungs and throwing stuff, until security comes out and leads her backstage.
Tonight Smackdown has a new General Manager. Hoo-rah for us!
Yes, Triple's wife Stephanie is in charge.
And now we have the return of the McMahon-Helmsley Faction or Regime or whatever.
I think it was called the Facgime.
Look the point is we will not be caught in political games.
We are beyond it all, beyond good and evil. We simply are.
And what we are is the greatest tag team in WCWWE history and your next WCWWE Undisputed Tag Team champions.
Because we are The Miz and John Morrison!
And we are awesome!
Be Jealous
Main Event
R-Truth/Triple H vs Miz and Morrison
First to 4
15 Minutes
[/center]R-Truth/Triple H vs Miz and Morrison
First to 4
15 Minutes
Midway thru the match HBK makes his way down to the ring and gets up on the ring mat as R-Truth is going for a pin. Truth gets up and starts arguing with Shawn Michaels. Miz comes in and rushes over to attack R-Truth. He hits him from behind with a clothesline which makes him stumble towards HBK. The ref sees miz and tells him he has to get out of the ring and he starts arguing with the ref.
With the ref distracted, HBK throws the US belt to morrison and holds R-Truth. Morrison swings the belt at Truth’s head but Truth ducks it and Morrison ends up hitting HBK with the belt. He drops the belt and looks down at HBK who is down on the floor. R-Truth tags in Triple H, who comes in and hits a high knee on Morrison. Miz rushes in to attack Triple H, but Truth was able to cut him off and throw him from the ring. Triple H picks Morrison up and irish whips him.
But Morrison surprises him with a springboard roundhouse! He makes the cover …
1…
2..
Miz breaks it up!!
Now all four men are in the ring! This is complete chaos! The ref can’t seem to get control! He calls for the bell! He’s throwing this match out!
All four men keep trading blows until each is exhausted. They all four see the United States Title belt in the middle of the ring and go over to it. Triple H picks it up and looks at it… then Miz graps at it and the two begin to have a tug of war with it… Truth and Morrison join in…
Finally, Miz and Morrison with the battle and get the belt… Truth and Triple H leave as Miz and Morrison stand in the middle of the ring holding up the belt. Behind them HBK walks up, and he has a “what the hell are you two doing” look on his face. Miz and Morrison turn and see him… hand him the belt and start telling him how great of a champ he is.
Shawn continues to with his look at them as the show comes to a close.