Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Jan 13, 2010 11:02:41 GMT -5
John Morrison def. Triple H
CM Punk def Mark Henry
©Katie Lea def Mickie James (non-title)
MVP def. Mike Knox
Carlito def Sebastian Slater
Colt Cabana def Shawn Michaels
John Morrison vs CM Punk ended in a no contest
Welcome to the final episode of Tuesday Night Smackdown for 2009! What a year we have had, and what an exciting lineup we have here tonight to send 2009 into the history books.
Tonight, we find out who the #1 contender will be to Shawn Michaels Unites States championship… that’s right folks, we have both the semi-final and finals of the highly touted tournament to see who will get an opportunity at the United states belt.
Also in action tonight, former 4 Horseman member Mike Knox takes on the leader of the cult, MVP. Miz will taking on Sebastian Slater… Katie lea will be in action…
And in our main event… Colt Cabana and Shawn Michaels get it on! Last week Colt Cabana took on Champion Vladamir Kozlov which ended in a time limit draw. That match has gotten the attention of the General Manager Stephanie McMahon, and she has put him in a match against Smackdown’s top star Shawn Michaels to see if he can break thru that glass ceiling. Will he be able to do it? We’ll find out here tonight!
But first, a couple of our remaining competitors in the tournament have some words to say…
*The crowd cheers as Triple H walks into the shot.*
We are down to the final four and tonight I could be facing John Morrison, CM Punk or Mark Henry in my attempt to get to the finals and one step closer to Shawn Michaels and the US title. To those men still left I say that you all better watch out because the game is back and he is coming for anyone that is in that ring.
This is about being the very best and that is me! I am in the best shape of my career and when I get in that ring there is no stopping me. But let me say a little about each of the men left in this tournament with me me.
Mark Henry, you terrorized me and my family for months and months, brutally beating me and even brainwashing my wife. But you have seen first hand just what happens when I get mad. I already have dealt with you in the past, so I know exactly how to do it. Just a little extra motivation to beat your head in one more time.
CM Punk, a former United States champion and a man who seems to be a the top of his game. But Punk you have not faced the likes of me, should you be so unlucky know that I am not going to just roll over for you. You will have to fight tooth and nail to get to the finals. You can choke under the pressure kid because you might have to get in the ring with the best Smackdown has to offer.
John Morrison...One half of maybe the greatest tag team today. But this is not tag team wrestling. You have to get in that ring all by your lonesome and face off with me. I will destroy you if needed because you stand in my way of my goals.
No matter who I draw tonight I am ready, willing and able to take that man down tonight and advance to the finals. The day is coming for you HBK, so be ready for it because that day will be the end of you!
At this time I would like to welcome one of the four men remaining in the United States Championship Contenders Tournament, CM Punk.
Punk enters the camera shot
Later tonight, you will be facing one of three possible opponents, John Morrison, Mark Henry or Triple H in the semi-finals and if you win.
Let's just stop for a second here Eve. Each week, you come out here, asking your questions. I want to try something different this week. Give me the microphone.
Where are you going with this?
Just trust me.
Eve hands Punk the mic.
This is CM Punk for Smackdown and I'm here with Eve Torres. I've got to ask you, the question that's been on everyone's mind, did your stocking get stuffed this Christmas?
That better not mean what I think it means.
Of course not, I'm just seeing whether you've been a naughty girl or not.
I'm serious Punk. Stop it.
Relax. I'm just trying to get you to open up.
Do it one more time and I'm leaving.
That's what she said.
I'm out of here.
Ok, ok, sorry. Why don't you ask me how my Christmas was?
Fine. How was your Christmas?
Pretty good for the most part. I got Monopoly for Hunter, The Best of Marty Jannetty for Morrison and a glove for Mark Junior. However, there was one thing missing from under the tree and that is the United States Championship. Apparently Santa and God are buddies now so Shawn got it instead. What Saint Nick did give me was a note, saying that if I could win just two more matches, I would get my title shot. The catch? Both matches are on the same night.
Not that's not a problem for someone like me but imagine if I was Mark Henry. The man can barely get out of bed in the morning and the only reason he gets here early is because of catering. He couldn't wrestle twice in a week let only one night. I'll admit, it's impressive he got to this stage of the tournament but tonight it's the end of the road, Marky. Somebody gonna get their ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split via the Go To Sleep. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck via the Anacona Vice. Doesn't really matter which one I use Mark. You better hope you don't cross paths with me tonight.
Then, there's John Morrison who I'm supposed to be impressed with because he beat his own partner in the first round. Oh wait, I did that too. Well, what about him doing the promo on all the possible opponents? No, did that one as well. You want to talk about our past encounters. Yeah, maybe you have one or two more in the W column then me but they say, you're only as good as your last match. Last time we faced off, I left you laying with the GTS. There was also that time you disappeared for about thirty days after one of our matches. Now I'm sure you are 100% straight edge as well so I guess the beating I gave you was so bad, you didn't want to show yourself in public until a month later.
And last but never least, the man who I want to face in the finals, the very first WCWWE Champion, Triple H. Got to be careful what I say on this one. I have a feeling he knows someone in power around here. The fact of the matter is that Hunter has done it all. WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion, European Champion, United States Champion. Oh, now wait a minute. He hasn't done that last one whereas I have and I plan to do so again. I can't be the only one who doesn't want to see another Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels match. You think your status around here scares me? Hell no. I beat a former WCWWE Champion last week and if I have to do the same tonight, so be it. Your wife might be busy with certain things so let me tell you, you're going to be flat on your back at least once tonight. I am CM Punk, the next United States Champion and like it or not, that makes me better than you.
Carlito hits a backstabber and makes the pin.
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3!!
Ladies and Gentlemen….this is a Semi-Final Match!
First to the ring… CM PUNK!!
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And his opponent… Mark Henry!!
CM Punk tries to lift Henry for the GtS… but henry is too heavy! Henry laughs, knees punk in the gut and irish whips him into the corner. He charges punk and goes for a splash… but punk moves out of the way! Henry hits the turnbuckle and backs away slowly in pain… he turns around towards punk… punk lifts him up!! GO 2 SLEEP!!!
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CM Punk did it! He goes on to the finals later on here tonight!
Taped earlier today…
Mike Knox is shown walking into the building when John Morrison and The Miz walk up to him.
Hey Mike. I just wanted to apologize for last week. I realize we may have been a little harsh. I know the Horsemen splitting up is hard for you.
Yeah, when I called you a hobo and claimed I didn't know who you were? I probably shouldn't have said those things either.
So, to show you just how sorry we are, we went out and got you a present.
John and I put a lot of thought into this all week. And... well... we opted for this...
Morrison hands Knox a stick pony. He and Miz try to stifle their laughter.
Now... you can be a horseman... in the comfort of your very own home...*Bursts out laughing*
Let's face it, you'll be seeing a lot more of it now that you're not riding our coat-tails any more!
Morrison tries to speak, but he can't stop laughing.
...................
Again, Morrison tries to speak, but he's laughing to hard.
...................
Morrison tries one more time to say something, but the laughter is just too much.
..................You both suck.
Knox walks off as Morrison continues to laugh his ass off. The Miz shakes his head with a huge grin across his face.
....What a loser!
*Regaining his composure* I... I know. Why did we... Why did we ever associate with him in the first place?
Hmmm... well you know how you are supposed to hang out with an ugly guy to get the chicks to notice you?
Well, it used to work for Shawn. Diesel, Sid, Chyna? None of them were exactly posterboys for GQ.
Although they did claim Chyna was a woman... or atleast that was Hunter's claim anyways. But back to my point, Shawn is OLD now... that guy needs all the help he can get! Thus Captain Caveman!
Oh, now now Miz. Let's give credit where it's due. Shawn may be old, but he is the United States Champion.
At least until I win the tournament and get my shot at the title.
And let's face it. You've got this in the bag. Look at the people who are left for you to overcome. Koolaid Man Henry, Chyna's Ex-Girlfriend and the World's Biggest NERD.
Hardly competition, if you ask me. Which one of them is married to Stephanie McMahon again?
I'd guess all three of them. I can't see any other reason to enter those chumps into the tournament.
Hmm, very true.
So, I saw you talkin' to Layla after the show last week. What was goin' on there?
Well John, a gentleman never tells.
Fortunately I am not a gentleman. Let's just say some of us don't need to hang around with Captain Caveman to score. But the way I see it this is good news for you too John. That means the Chick Magnet is off limits... that must heighten your odds huh?
Oh yes Miz. You have no idea how comforting that is.
Layla walks up to Miz and puts her hand on her hip as she talks to him.
Mike, are we going or what?
Yeah yeah yeah. Just... just gimme a minute here babe.
60 seconds and counting...
Layla walks off.
So anyways John... I don't have a match here tonight, so I figured I'd go out on the town. Atleast if Layla and I are out on the town, the town won't look like a total dump. Plus then I don't have to see all these stupid hick fans.
Oh I hear ya man. So... good luck, I suppose?
I'll not need it, but thanks buddy. Good luck to yourself tonight as well... not that you need it either. I'm relying on you to win that belt and keep it warm for me! I'll see ya around.
Miz slaps Morrison on the shoulder, straightens up his shirt and walks off. Morrison looks at the camera.
Well, I think my buddy Miz just proved that in life there are winners, and in the case my possible opponents, there are also losers.
I am the Shaman of Sexy, The Tuesday Night Delight, and the next United States Champion.
Be Jealous.
This is a Semi-Final Match!
First to the ring… Triple H!!
And his opponent… John Morrison!!
Triple H hits a high knee on Morrison who goes crashing to the mat. Triple H is pumped up! He picks up Morrison and sets him up for the Pedigree… but Morrison backdrops him. Triple H pops up and the two start trading blows back and forth. Finally Triple H gets the upperhand and backs Morrison up to the ropes… triple H signals for the Spinebuster and irish whips Morrison… but as Morrison hits the ropes, he jumps and lands on the 2nd ring rope… Springboard roundhouse!! He makes the cover!!
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3!!! Triple H kicked out a little to late!!
Here is your winner… John Morrison!!!
Katie hits the kat nap and makes the cover…
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3!!
*John Cena marches to the ring and takes a mic*
You know who I am. But you don't you why I'm here. My name is John Cena. I am the man that ended the longest WWE title reign in Smackdown history. I am the man who held that title for a full year. I am the francise! You know in the old days The Rock would call Smackdown his show. But those days are gone. Now Smackdown belongs to me!
You people don't seem to understand. I have main evented Wrestlemanias. I have starred in movies. I sell the merchandise. I sell the tickets. I pop the ratings. I AM WCWWE!
And I am sick and tired of being overlooked. All along I have had a growing section of you against me. All the time I hear the same things. "You can't wrestle." "We've Cena nuff." But face facts, your heroes don't appear on Jimmy Kimmel, your heroes don't host the Teen Choice awards, your heroes don't make best selling albums. I do.
For too long I have been booked as an afterthought. All that is going to change. Because starting tonight I start my climb back to the top of the mountain. I am not asking, I am not challenging, I am DEMANDING a WCWWE title match at the Royal Rumble. I am the biggest star in the business and when I demand a title shot, I get one. I don't care who I have to go through, who I have to beat. I will face Vladimir Koslov at the Royal Rumble, I will regain my WCWWE Championship and and I will walk into Wrestlemania once again able to say the champ! Is! Here!
*John Cena drops the mic and leaves*
MVP lands a drive by kick on Knox… He then lifts Knox up and hits a playmaker. He looks down at knox, but doesn’t go for a cover… Knox eventually crawls over to the corner and climbs back up to his feet, then turns around… another boot right to the face!
MVP stands the and places one foot on Knox’s chest…
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Here is your winner… MVP!!
MVP looks down once more, then clears out his nasal passage over knox… then leaves the ring.
This is a Final Match in the #1 Contender Tournament!!
First to the ring…John Morrison!!
And his opponent…CM Punk!!
Morrison bodyslams punk then hits a splitleg moonsault…
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Kickout!!
Morrison quickly applies an armbar. Punk fights thru the pain and gets to his feet. He pushes Morrison back to the corner then starts landing a barrage of kicks and punches… he irish whips him to the other corner then lands a jumping knee… followed by a bulldog. He reaches down and applies the anaconda vice…
Morrison struggles with the move for a few moments and looks like he’s about to tap out… then all of a sudden he gets a surge of energy and starts crawling towards the ring ropes. The crowd is going nuts!
And just as he’s about to reach the ropes….
Shawn Michaels comes thru the crowd with a steel chair in hand… The ref stands up to stop him, but gets nailed in the head with the chair! The ref is out!
Punk gets to his feet and goes over to HBK asking him why he did that… HBK looks down at the chair… and he starts to swing!!! But doesn’t follow thru… Punk flinches… which makes HBK laugh a little.
But then HBK throws the chair at punk…who catches it… SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE CHAIR!! Punk is out!!
Is HBK and Morrison still aligned? Are the horsemen still together!?
HBK helps Morrison to his feet… Morrison mouths… “I’m ok” and turns to do more harm to punk… just then HBK grabs Morrison’s arm and spins him around… Sweet Chin Music again!!
There goes that theory! But what does this mean for the US title match? Which of these two rightfully get the shot at HBK’s championship?
HBK peers down at both men as we go to break.
Colt hits the Colt 45 on Michaels then goes for the cover…
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Colt did it! He beat Shawn Michaels!!
Colt celebrates with the fans, who are eating it up. He climbs the turnbuckle with his arms raised in the air, then makes the belt motion around his waist. He’s gunning for gold in WCWWE… can he do it?
CM Punk def Mark Henry
©Katie Lea def Mickie James (non-title)
MVP def. Mike Knox
Carlito def Sebastian Slater
Colt Cabana def Shawn Michaels
John Morrison vs CM Punk ended in a no contest
Welcome to the final episode of Tuesday Night Smackdown for 2009! What a year we have had, and what an exciting lineup we have here tonight to send 2009 into the history books.
Tonight, we find out who the #1 contender will be to Shawn Michaels Unites States championship… that’s right folks, we have both the semi-final and finals of the highly touted tournament to see who will get an opportunity at the United states belt.
Also in action tonight, former 4 Horseman member Mike Knox takes on the leader of the cult, MVP. Miz will taking on Sebastian Slater… Katie lea will be in action…
And in our main event… Colt Cabana and Shawn Michaels get it on! Last week Colt Cabana took on Champion Vladamir Kozlov which ended in a time limit draw. That match has gotten the attention of the General Manager Stephanie McMahon, and she has put him in a match against Smackdown’s top star Shawn Michaels to see if he can break thru that glass ceiling. Will he be able to do it? We’ll find out here tonight!
But first, a couple of our remaining competitors in the tournament have some words to say…
*The crowd cheers as Triple H walks into the shot.*
We are down to the final four and tonight I could be facing John Morrison, CM Punk or Mark Henry in my attempt to get to the finals and one step closer to Shawn Michaels and the US title. To those men still left I say that you all better watch out because the game is back and he is coming for anyone that is in that ring.
This is about being the very best and that is me! I am in the best shape of my career and when I get in that ring there is no stopping me. But let me say a little about each of the men left in this tournament with me me.
Mark Henry, you terrorized me and my family for months and months, brutally beating me and even brainwashing my wife. But you have seen first hand just what happens when I get mad. I already have dealt with you in the past, so I know exactly how to do it. Just a little extra motivation to beat your head in one more time.
CM Punk, a former United States champion and a man who seems to be a the top of his game. But Punk you have not faced the likes of me, should you be so unlucky know that I am not going to just roll over for you. You will have to fight tooth and nail to get to the finals. You can choke under the pressure kid because you might have to get in the ring with the best Smackdown has to offer.
John Morrison...One half of maybe the greatest tag team today. But this is not tag team wrestling. You have to get in that ring all by your lonesome and face off with me. I will destroy you if needed because you stand in my way of my goals.
No matter who I draw tonight I am ready, willing and able to take that man down tonight and advance to the finals. The day is coming for you HBK, so be ready for it because that day will be the end of you!
At this time I would like to welcome one of the four men remaining in the United States Championship Contenders Tournament, CM Punk.
Punk enters the camera shot
Later tonight, you will be facing one of three possible opponents, John Morrison, Mark Henry or Triple H in the semi-finals and if you win.
Let's just stop for a second here Eve. Each week, you come out here, asking your questions. I want to try something different this week. Give me the microphone.
Where are you going with this?
Just trust me.
Eve hands Punk the mic.
This is CM Punk for Smackdown and I'm here with Eve Torres. I've got to ask you, the question that's been on everyone's mind, did your stocking get stuffed this Christmas?
That better not mean what I think it means.
Of course not, I'm just seeing whether you've been a naughty girl or not.
I'm serious Punk. Stop it.
Relax. I'm just trying to get you to open up.
Do it one more time and I'm leaving.
That's what she said.
I'm out of here.
Ok, ok, sorry. Why don't you ask me how my Christmas was?
Fine. How was your Christmas?
Pretty good for the most part. I got Monopoly for Hunter, The Best of Marty Jannetty for Morrison and a glove for Mark Junior. However, there was one thing missing from under the tree and that is the United States Championship. Apparently Santa and God are buddies now so Shawn got it instead. What Saint Nick did give me was a note, saying that if I could win just two more matches, I would get my title shot. The catch? Both matches are on the same night.
Not that's not a problem for someone like me but imagine if I was Mark Henry. The man can barely get out of bed in the morning and the only reason he gets here early is because of catering. He couldn't wrestle twice in a week let only one night. I'll admit, it's impressive he got to this stage of the tournament but tonight it's the end of the road, Marky. Somebody gonna get their ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split via the Go To Sleep. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck via the Anacona Vice. Doesn't really matter which one I use Mark. You better hope you don't cross paths with me tonight.
Then, there's John Morrison who I'm supposed to be impressed with because he beat his own partner in the first round. Oh wait, I did that too. Well, what about him doing the promo on all the possible opponents? No, did that one as well. You want to talk about our past encounters. Yeah, maybe you have one or two more in the W column then me but they say, you're only as good as your last match. Last time we faced off, I left you laying with the GTS. There was also that time you disappeared for about thirty days after one of our matches. Now I'm sure you are 100% straight edge as well so I guess the beating I gave you was so bad, you didn't want to show yourself in public until a month later.
And last but never least, the man who I want to face in the finals, the very first WCWWE Champion, Triple H. Got to be careful what I say on this one. I have a feeling he knows someone in power around here. The fact of the matter is that Hunter has done it all. WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Intercontinental Champion, Tag Team Champion, European Champion, United States Champion. Oh, now wait a minute. He hasn't done that last one whereas I have and I plan to do so again. I can't be the only one who doesn't want to see another Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels match. You think your status around here scares me? Hell no. I beat a former WCWWE Champion last week and if I have to do the same tonight, so be it. Your wife might be busy with certain things so let me tell you, you're going to be flat on your back at least once tonight. I am CM Punk, the next United States Champion and like it or not, that makes me better than you.
Carlito vs Sebastian Slater
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Carlito hits a backstabber and makes the pin.
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Ladies and Gentlemen….this is a Semi-Final Match!
First to the ring… CM PUNK!!
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And his opponent… Mark Henry!!
CM Punk vs Mark Henry
First to 3
10 minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 minutes
CM Punk tries to lift Henry for the GtS… but henry is too heavy! Henry laughs, knees punk in the gut and irish whips him into the corner. He charges punk and goes for a splash… but punk moves out of the way! Henry hits the turnbuckle and backs away slowly in pain… he turns around towards punk… punk lifts him up!! GO 2 SLEEP!!!
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CM Punk did it! He goes on to the finals later on here tonight!
Taped earlier today…
Mike Knox is shown walking into the building when John Morrison and The Miz walk up to him.
Hey Mike. I just wanted to apologize for last week. I realize we may have been a little harsh. I know the Horsemen splitting up is hard for you.
Yeah, when I called you a hobo and claimed I didn't know who you were? I probably shouldn't have said those things either.
So, to show you just how sorry we are, we went out and got you a present.
John and I put a lot of thought into this all week. And... well... we opted for this...
Morrison hands Knox a stick pony. He and Miz try to stifle their laughter.
Now... you can be a horseman... in the comfort of your very own home...*Bursts out laughing*
Let's face it, you'll be seeing a lot more of it now that you're not riding our coat-tails any more!
Morrison tries to speak, but he can't stop laughing.
...................
Again, Morrison tries to speak, but he's laughing to hard.
...................
Morrison tries one more time to say something, but the laughter is just too much.
..................You both suck.
Knox walks off as Morrison continues to laugh his ass off. The Miz shakes his head with a huge grin across his face.
....What a loser!
*Regaining his composure* I... I know. Why did we... Why did we ever associate with him in the first place?
Hmmm... well you know how you are supposed to hang out with an ugly guy to get the chicks to notice you?
Well, it used to work for Shawn. Diesel, Sid, Chyna? None of them were exactly posterboys for GQ.
Although they did claim Chyna was a woman... or atleast that was Hunter's claim anyways. But back to my point, Shawn is OLD now... that guy needs all the help he can get! Thus Captain Caveman!
Oh, now now Miz. Let's give credit where it's due. Shawn may be old, but he is the United States Champion.
At least until I win the tournament and get my shot at the title.
And let's face it. You've got this in the bag. Look at the people who are left for you to overcome. Koolaid Man Henry, Chyna's Ex-Girlfriend and the World's Biggest NERD.
Hardly competition, if you ask me. Which one of them is married to Stephanie McMahon again?
I'd guess all three of them. I can't see any other reason to enter those chumps into the tournament.
Hmm, very true.
So, I saw you talkin' to Layla after the show last week. What was goin' on there?
Well John, a gentleman never tells.
Fortunately I am not a gentleman. Let's just say some of us don't need to hang around with Captain Caveman to score. But the way I see it this is good news for you too John. That means the Chick Magnet is off limits... that must heighten your odds huh?
Oh yes Miz. You have no idea how comforting that is.
Layla walks up to Miz and puts her hand on her hip as she talks to him.
Mike, are we going or what?
Yeah yeah yeah. Just... just gimme a minute here babe.
60 seconds and counting...
Layla walks off.
So anyways John... I don't have a match here tonight, so I figured I'd go out on the town. Atleast if Layla and I are out on the town, the town won't look like a total dump. Plus then I don't have to see all these stupid hick fans.
Oh I hear ya man. So... good luck, I suppose?
I'll not need it, but thanks buddy. Good luck to yourself tonight as well... not that you need it either. I'm relying on you to win that belt and keep it warm for me! I'll see ya around.
Miz slaps Morrison on the shoulder, straightens up his shirt and walks off. Morrison looks at the camera.
Well, I think my buddy Miz just proved that in life there are winners, and in the case my possible opponents, there are also losers.
I am the Shaman of Sexy, The Tuesday Night Delight, and the next United States Champion.
Be Jealous.
This is a Semi-Final Match!
First to the ring… Triple H!!
And his opponent… John Morrison!!
Triple H vs John Morrison
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Triple H hits a high knee on Morrison who goes crashing to the mat. Triple H is pumped up! He picks up Morrison and sets him up for the Pedigree… but Morrison backdrops him. Triple H pops up and the two start trading blows back and forth. Finally Triple H gets the upperhand and backs Morrison up to the ropes… triple H signals for the Spinebuster and irish whips Morrison… but as Morrison hits the ropes, he jumps and lands on the 2nd ring rope… Springboard roundhouse!! He makes the cover!!
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3!!! Triple H kicked out a little to late!!
Here is your winner… John Morrison!!!
©Katie Lea vs Mickie James (non-title)
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
Katie hits the kat nap and makes the cover…
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3!!
*John Cena marches to the ring and takes a mic*
You know who I am. But you don't you why I'm here. My name is John Cena. I am the man that ended the longest WWE title reign in Smackdown history. I am the man who held that title for a full year. I am the francise! You know in the old days The Rock would call Smackdown his show. But those days are gone. Now Smackdown belongs to me!
You people don't seem to understand. I have main evented Wrestlemanias. I have starred in movies. I sell the merchandise. I sell the tickets. I pop the ratings. I AM WCWWE!
And I am sick and tired of being overlooked. All along I have had a growing section of you against me. All the time I hear the same things. "You can't wrestle." "We've Cena nuff." But face facts, your heroes don't appear on Jimmy Kimmel, your heroes don't host the Teen Choice awards, your heroes don't make best selling albums. I do.
For too long I have been booked as an afterthought. All that is going to change. Because starting tonight I start my climb back to the top of the mountain. I am not asking, I am not challenging, I am DEMANDING a WCWWE title match at the Royal Rumble. I am the biggest star in the business and when I demand a title shot, I get one. I don't care who I have to go through, who I have to beat. I will face Vladimir Koslov at the Royal Rumble, I will regain my WCWWE Championship and and I will walk into Wrestlemania once again able to say the champ! Is! Here!
*John Cena drops the mic and leaves*
Mike Knox vs MVP
First to 3
10 minutes
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10 minutes
MVP lands a drive by kick on Knox… He then lifts Knox up and hits a playmaker. He looks down at knox, but doesn’t go for a cover… Knox eventually crawls over to the corner and climbs back up to his feet, then turns around… another boot right to the face!
MVP stands the and places one foot on Knox’s chest…
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Here is your winner… MVP!!
MVP looks down once more, then clears out his nasal passage over knox… then leaves the ring.
This is a Final Match in the #1 Contender Tournament!!
First to the ring…John Morrison!!
And his opponent…CM Punk!!
Finals of the #1 Contender Tourney
CM Punk vs John Morrison
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]CM Punk vs John Morrison
First to 3
10 Minutes
Morrison bodyslams punk then hits a splitleg moonsault…
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2..
Kickout!!
Morrison quickly applies an armbar. Punk fights thru the pain and gets to his feet. He pushes Morrison back to the corner then starts landing a barrage of kicks and punches… he irish whips him to the other corner then lands a jumping knee… followed by a bulldog. He reaches down and applies the anaconda vice…
Morrison struggles with the move for a few moments and looks like he’s about to tap out… then all of a sudden he gets a surge of energy and starts crawling towards the ring ropes. The crowd is going nuts!
And just as he’s about to reach the ropes….
Shawn Michaels comes thru the crowd with a steel chair in hand… The ref stands up to stop him, but gets nailed in the head with the chair! The ref is out!
Punk gets to his feet and goes over to HBK asking him why he did that… HBK looks down at the chair… and he starts to swing!!! But doesn’t follow thru… Punk flinches… which makes HBK laugh a little.
But then HBK throws the chair at punk…who catches it… SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE CHAIR!! Punk is out!!
Is HBK and Morrison still aligned? Are the horsemen still together!?
HBK helps Morrison to his feet… Morrison mouths… “I’m ok” and turns to do more harm to punk… just then HBK grabs Morrison’s arm and spins him around… Sweet Chin Music again!!
There goes that theory! But what does this mean for the US title match? Which of these two rightfully get the shot at HBK’s championship?
HBK peers down at both men as we go to break.
Main Event
Colt Cabana vs Shawn Michaels
First to 4
15 minutes
[/center]Colt Cabana vs Shawn Michaels
First to 4
15 minutes
Colt hits the Colt 45 on Michaels then goes for the cover…
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3!!
Colt did it! He beat Shawn Michaels!!
Colt celebrates with the fans, who are eating it up. He climbs the turnbuckle with his arms raised in the air, then makes the belt motion around his waist. He’s gunning for gold in WCWWE… can he do it?