Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Feb 4, 2010 15:11:06 GMT -5
Layla def. Beth Phoenix, Brie Bella, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Maria, Mickie James, Nikki Bella - Women’s over the top rope challenge
R-truth def. yoshi tatsu
Triple H def. Mike Knox w/ HBK
MVP/Striker def. Colons - #1 contender tag titles
Mizmo def. Jimmy Wang Yang/Kane
Mark Henry def. Haas w/Funaki
John Cena def. Colt Cabana
Welcome toTuesday Friday Night Smackdown! Coming off the heels of the Royal Rumble we enter the Road to Wrestlemania where careers are made and dreams are realized!
Hello Smackdown fans! *Cheers*
What a Royal Rumble, don’t you agree! *more cheers*
Change was definitely in the air, as we saw a crowning of a new United States champ… CM Punk! *Cheers*
We also saw the crowning of a new Women’s champion, Alicia Fox!
And last, but not very least… we have new tag team champions… Smackdown’s own… John Morrison and the Miz! *Mixed cheers and boos, but very loud*
And just around the corner, a mere 4 weeks away, is No Way Out, a Smackdown exclusive Pay Per View. And we need some challengers for the titles.
Tonight, we will see 8 divas fighting it out in an over the top rope challenge. And the winner of that match, will become the new #1 contender for the women’s championship!
Also tonight, we will see Colons take on the team of MVP and Matt striker for the right to challenge Miz and Morrison for Tag Team Gold at No Way Out!
CM Punk had quite a busy night at the Royal Rumble. First he faced Shawn Michaels and defeated him to become the United States Champion! Then he went on to the Royal Rumble, was in the final four, and nearly won it! So because of that, I gave him the night off, but we’ll see him back here next week.
But, for no way out, he needs an opponent. And as I was watching the Royal Rumble, two men stood out to me. First, was a man that helped eliminate the Big Show… Possibly the biggest threat to everyone in that match. Then it took not one, not two, but TWELVE men to push him over the top rope and eliminate him… and that man… John Cena!
And the other… he entered the rumble at #8… he eliminated 8 different men… and even thought he had won the rumble… but ended up being the last person eliminated from the match. And that man’s name… Colt Cabana!
These two men are both deserving of a title shot… but who would it be? I first thought “Why not put them both in the match and have a 3-way match”? And I began to make that match, then it occurred to me. These are the top two challengers on this show, and as sure as I am that Vladamir Kozlov would love the night off, that simply isn’t going to happen. So one of these two men are going to have an opportunity to upgrade their chance at gold here in WCWWE. And to find out which of those men it is going to be, we are going to have a one on one match between John Cena and Colt Cabana here tonight to see who will face Vladamir Kozlov for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship at No Way Out! *Cheers*
Enjoy the Show!
First to the ring…
R-Truth!
And his opponent…
Yoshi Tatsu!
Tatsu nails R-Truth with a kick to the head, which sends him to the mat. Tatsu climbs the top rope and goes for a moonsault… but R-Truth rolls out of the way! Tatsu is hurting, he’s trying to get to his feet… AX KICK!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… R-Truth!!
Mickie James is preparing in the back when John Morrison walks by.
Hey John!
Morrison’s cell phone rings. He answers it.
Hello.
Y’know, I saw you at the Royal Rumble John. You winning the Tag Team Titles? That was VERY impressive.
Thank you.
Y’know, I’m gonna be in that battle royal tonight. I have a chance to regain the Women’s Title!
Yes. I know.
So, uh… I see you have a match tonight.
Yep.
You nervous?
Nope.
A stage hand walks up to them.
“Mickie, it’s time for your match.”
OK. John, I gotta go. Talk to you later!
Mickie runs towards the curtain.
Morrison hangs up.
So Mickie, you were saying?
He looks around and sees she’s gone. Morrison just shrugs and walks away.
The Miz and Layla are backstage.
I can't believe that I have to get in that ring tonight with 7 other women to FIGHT for a title shot! It's ridiculous! I mean... those other girls haven't done a thing in months. That's why Smackdown hasn't even had a title shot since Mickie...
Mankie
...James cashed in her Cash in the Vault shot on Katie Lea! And what did she do? She went and lost the belt in her first defence 8 days later! And last week one of us actually steps up and makes the Women's champion tap out.
That's ME by the way! I made Katie Lea tap out. It must have hurt because I expected her to love being triangle choked by me.
I told you that move would work.
Yes but Katie Lesbo probably loved it. Because she was...
Oooookay... PG RATED SHOW HERE LAYLA! MOVE ON!
Oh yes... sorry about that. I mean... I beat the champ. The next PPV is a Smackdown PPV. Surely it makes most sense for me to receive the next title opportunity!
But then that stupid dyke went and messed it up and lost the belt to Alicia Fox. So I haven't beat the CURRENT champ?! I BEAT THE LAST ONE! I DESERVE THE SHOT! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Wow... wow... wow! Yeah... yeah you're right. But it won't matter because you'll win anyway. Mankie James, the Bellends, Butch Phoenix and Manria?
And Gail Kim and Eve Torres.
Yeah but my script writers couldn't come up with any witty names for them. They got sacked. I'm looking for staff right now. But the point is... they are a nice blend of the past and the never will bes. Simple! You are the present and the future! And you'll prove it tonight.
What about your match Miz?
Yang and Kane? What sort of team is that anyways? Yang is everyone's favourite Asian redneck. Woopdey ding dong. I like Monty Python, it doesn't mean Eric Idle should be allowed to wrestle against the tag team champion! And Kane? If he was the remnant before when he was teaming with Spanky's former sex buddy Zeke, he must be digging into Shannon Moore's old gimmicks now. The Reject by the way.
I have no idea what half of that means but... good luck Mike.
Good luck to you too Layla... not that you or I will need luck. Because I am the Miz!
And I'm Layla!
AND WE'RE AWESOME!
As we come back from break, all of the Smackdown diva’s are already standing in the ring.
Divas over the top rope challenge for Women's Title Shot!
You may vote for whoever you like as many times as you like. But you must wait for one person to vote in between your votes, and no changing your votes.
3 votes to an elimination until we get to the final 2. Then votes will reset.
Beth Phoenix (AA, AA, M)
Brie Bella (AA, PN, M)
Eve Torres (AA, M, AA)
Gail Kim (M, AA, Armbar)
Layla
Maria (HH, M, AA)
Mickie James (TTS,
Nikki Bella (Shetty, Armbar, Shetty)
Final 2
Layla vs Mickie
Mickie irish whips layla in the corner then charges her, layla drops her shoulder and tries to back body drop Mickie over the top rope, but mickie hangs on and stands on the outside of the ring. She reaches in and grabs Layla by the hair and tries to suplex her out of the ring, but layla counters and slides to the outer part of the ring as well. The two start trading blows, then all of a sudden mickie with a roundhouse! But layla ducks it! Mickie’s leg is caught on the rope. Layla quickly winds up and hits a devastating smack to the side of Mickie’s head… sending her to the floor…
Here is your winner, and #1 contender to the Women’s Title… Layla!
First to the ring…
And his Opponent…
Mike Knox!
Knox irish whips Triple H and HBK trips him up. Triple H turns around to mouth off at HBK, when Knox runs up behind him and clubs him in the back of the head. He sets up the knox out… but Triple H lands a series of elbows! Now punches! Irish Whip! Facebuster! Kick to the gut! Pedigree!! He covers Knox but looks HBK right in the eye…
1…
2…
3!!
Here is your winner… Triple H!!
Matt striker is standing in the ring microphone on his hands,on his wrestling gear
So...hello my crowd...im not here to talk something big...i hear for a while,around there..that was a mistake to be a wrestler again...and you know why?They think im only another MVP loser followers.but thats not true!MVP is a great wrestler,and im just as good as him!So i want you people to keep im mind,that im NOT a member of his litte faction!Im better than that,what we have is a good deal,we are not partners,im not his followers,we are...what you can say?Business partners.So i dont want you to think that im not able to go alone,and im proofing it okay?You just watch!Im not a follower!Im a over-achivier!
*As the theme plays,Striker looks to the ramp.MVP and Mr. Braddock starts make there way down to the ring to join Striker,that just stares them
Matt do you mind telling me what your talking about?
Well Montel...its nothing against you...i just like...im not being able to shown all my potential...i think im at your shadow.The WCWWE fans cant saw my power like this,i need my own time.I need my own Classroom,i dont want them to think i need to obey everything you say,i dont want to look like a suck-up.That doesnt mean we cant be partners on certain occasions.
Matt?
Who the hell cares what these people think?
These are the people that voted Miz and Morrison as a good tag team
Its not only the fans...its the GMs,the staff team,how i will elevate like that?How im going to make my impact?I dont want to live behind your glory,MVP,its only that.
Matt ,everybody in wrestling is in my shadow!
Well if thats the case...i plan to shine way more,but hey,dont be mad,alright?You are still the best of Smackdown!Im just hoping to ,you know,make a big impact,but if you are good!I guess you dont have to be afraid right?
You make a convincing point Matt
So dont worry!Let me do my impact..dont worry okay?
Now ,lets change the topic...we have a tag team title number one contender match,you still can count with me for it,well,its not like you can count with that blockhead Braddock,can you?
Well Mr.Braddock is pretty incompetent but we know who are target is don't we?
Indeed,we are facing the colons,and i wont let they win this one,so its better stay focused in this match for now,after we make sucess as tag team champions,i will got after my chance to shine.
It doesn't matter who's in our way
Miz,Morrison,Carlito even Primo?
We'll beat em all and laugh all the way through
Of course!Only because these two have their litte pathetic online show,doesnt mean they are good enought to be tag team champions
They have a show?
Ah very lame one,nothing more than stupid jokes ,while they act like imature idiots.Its just ridicule,like them,its a joke.But you know what else will be a joke after tonight?The Colons
Carlito and Primo
After tonight you'll be lucky to walk again
We are going to destroy you both
So c'mon!Lets start this match already!
And their Opponents…
Carlito and Primo… the Colons!
MVP and Striker control the entire match. Primo comes in and breaks up a pin attempt by Striker… MVP comes in and hits the players boot on Primo as Striker hits the Golden Rule…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners and #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship… MVP and Matt Striker!!
First to the ring…
Jimmy Wang Yang and Kane!
And their opponents…
John Morrison and the Miz!
Morrison superkicks Kane… who staggers back… Miz and Morrison double clothesline him out of the ring. Morrison turns around only to be met by some stiff kicks by JWY… then sets him up for a suplex! But he starts punching Yang’s ribs til he lets go… MIZASTER OUTTA NOWHERE!!
Morrison with the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
*Video with the words “Last week” starts to play*
Mark Henry is at home, watching Smackdown. Since he isn't booked, and if they are going to pay him for not turning, he ain't arguing. There is a knock at the door. Henry goes to answer the door, and to his shock, its Sebastian Slater!
How do you know where I live?
You told me
No I didn't
Yes you did. Anyway, we need to talk. You've been barely doing anything on Smackdown, and Stephanie McMahon is quite angry about that.
I do lots of thing!
Like what?
I... stole... Primo's... hat.
Well, McMahon says she is considering of "Future Endeavouring" you if you don't do something in the near future.
But... I'm watching TV
Is your job not as important as television?
errr.... well...
Listen, I have a idea! You remember that tag match we had against Remnants? Maybe me and you should form a team.
But WCWWE got plenty of teams!
Yes, but at least we'll be both doing something? It's not like anyone will expect us to win. We'll be like Charlie Haas!
Former Intercontinental Champions?
Just shut up and do what I say!
Yes sir!
Henry and Slater walk off back to the arena
Hey guys! Eve here, and with me is the WCWWE World Champion, Vladimir Kozlov! Vladimir, welcome! Congratulations on a successful title defense at the Royal Rumble!
Thank you.
Tonight, you find out who you will be facing at No Way Out for the Championship. What are your thoughts?
Tonight, I learn whether I shall be defending against Colt Cabana or John Cena.
Colt, last month, you and I met right here on this show. In that match. You took me to the limit and we ended up fighting to a draw. A very much want a rematch, so that we can see just who is the better man.
John Cena, you and I are former teammates. In fact, it was you who brought me to Raw in the first place. I never got the chance to… “thank” you, for what you did for my career. No Way Out could be the time and place.
It does not really matter which of you I face, however. Nothing is going to stop me from going on to defend my title at WrestleMania. NOTHING!
Thank you Vladimir. It should be an amazing match tonight. Back to you, Michael.
MC: Very confident words from the champ Amazing!
And months of toying with the idea… Mark Henry and Sebastian Slater are officially a tag team! What’s in store for these young superstars?
First to the ring:
Mark Henry!
And his opponent
Chris Hanoit!
Henry with the world's strongest slam and he goes for the cover
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Mark Henry!
*John Cena is backstage*
Last Friday, I came up short in my bid to win the Royal Rumble. And I could say I that it just wasn't my night but what it was is simple jealousy. Why else would every superstar in the ring turn on me and toss me out? Because they knew as long as I was in the ring, they had now chance of going to Wrestlemania. So now we have our Wrestlemania main event. Vladimir Kozlov v Dolph Ziggler.
Vladimir Kozlov? Dolph Ziggler? Have they ever drawn a dime? Popped a rating? More importantly, are they worthy of main eventing Wrestlemania? No they aren't. So who did management turn to? Who else but that man who has been WCWWE since 2005! The man who has main evented four Wrestlemania's in a row.
It's real simple, tonight I will defeat Colt Cabana and earn my title shot at No Way Out. Then I will defeat Vladimir Kozlov and go on to face Ziggler or whoever it may be at Wrestlemania. Then I will retain the title and make my thirteen month title reign of 2006/2007 look brief by comparison.
And at long, long last I will be able to say once again THE CHAMP IS HERE!
First to the ring…
John Cena!
And his opponent…
Colt Cabana!
Both of these men will get a chance at championship gold at No Way Out, but one will be able to upgrade the prize they will be going after. Who will come out on top?
Colt hits a corner clothesline and then hits three bionic elbows to knock Cena down. He then lifts him up and slams him. Colt then grabs his legs and hits an airplane spin. Cover. 2 count.
Colt brings Cena back up, and Cena hits right hands out of nowhere. He whips Colt into the ropes and hits a hiptoss. Cena hits a sitout slam on Cabana then raises his arm in the air.
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Five Knuckle Shuffle! 2 count only. Cena begins pumpin up the sneakers old school style. Colt stumbles into an Attitude Adjustment attempt. He gets down and out and hits a lungblower. Colt climbs to the top rope, but Cena cuts him off and goes for a superplex. Colt hits right hands to the gut and shoves Cena down. Cena is back up and crotches Cabana on the top.
Cena goes up after him. He goes for a superplex, then stops. He then hits right hands on Colt. Attitude Adjustment off the top rope!
1
2
3!
Here is your winner and #1 contender to the Undisputed Championship… John Cena!
Post-match, Cena celebrates. He offers Colt a handshake. Colt ignores Cena and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back. Cena shrugs it off and continues celebrating as the show goes off the air.
R-truth def. yoshi tatsu
Triple H def. Mike Knox w/ HBK
MVP/Striker def. Colons - #1 contender tag titles
Mizmo def. Jimmy Wang Yang/Kane
Mark Henry def. Haas w/Funaki
John Cena def. Colt Cabana
Welcome to
Hello Smackdown fans! *Cheers*
What a Royal Rumble, don’t you agree! *more cheers*
Change was definitely in the air, as we saw a crowning of a new United States champ… CM Punk! *Cheers*
We also saw the crowning of a new Women’s champion, Alicia Fox!
And last, but not very least… we have new tag team champions… Smackdown’s own… John Morrison and the Miz! *Mixed cheers and boos, but very loud*
And just around the corner, a mere 4 weeks away, is No Way Out, a Smackdown exclusive Pay Per View. And we need some challengers for the titles.
Tonight, we will see 8 divas fighting it out in an over the top rope challenge. And the winner of that match, will become the new #1 contender for the women’s championship!
Also tonight, we will see Colons take on the team of MVP and Matt striker for the right to challenge Miz and Morrison for Tag Team Gold at No Way Out!
CM Punk had quite a busy night at the Royal Rumble. First he faced Shawn Michaels and defeated him to become the United States Champion! Then he went on to the Royal Rumble, was in the final four, and nearly won it! So because of that, I gave him the night off, but we’ll see him back here next week.
But, for no way out, he needs an opponent. And as I was watching the Royal Rumble, two men stood out to me. First, was a man that helped eliminate the Big Show… Possibly the biggest threat to everyone in that match. Then it took not one, not two, but TWELVE men to push him over the top rope and eliminate him… and that man… John Cena!
And the other… he entered the rumble at #8… he eliminated 8 different men… and even thought he had won the rumble… but ended up being the last person eliminated from the match. And that man’s name… Colt Cabana!
These two men are both deserving of a title shot… but who would it be? I first thought “Why not put them both in the match and have a 3-way match”? And I began to make that match, then it occurred to me. These are the top two challengers on this show, and as sure as I am that Vladamir Kozlov would love the night off, that simply isn’t going to happen. So one of these two men are going to have an opportunity to upgrade their chance at gold here in WCWWE. And to find out which of those men it is going to be, we are going to have a one on one match between John Cena and Colt Cabana here tonight to see who will face Vladamir Kozlov for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship at No Way Out! *Cheers*
Enjoy the Show!
First to the ring…
R-Truth!
And his opponent…
Yoshi Tatsu!
R-truth vs Yoshi Tatsu
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Tatsu nails R-Truth with a kick to the head, which sends him to the mat. Tatsu climbs the top rope and goes for a moonsault… but R-Truth rolls out of the way! Tatsu is hurting, he’s trying to get to his feet… AX KICK!
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner… R-Truth!!
Mickie James is preparing in the back when John Morrison walks by.
Hey John!
Morrison’s cell phone rings. He answers it.
Hello.
Y’know, I saw you at the Royal Rumble John. You winning the Tag Team Titles? That was VERY impressive.
Thank you.
Y’know, I’m gonna be in that battle royal tonight. I have a chance to regain the Women’s Title!
Yes. I know.
So, uh… I see you have a match tonight.
Yep.
You nervous?
Nope.
A stage hand walks up to them.
“Mickie, it’s time for your match.”
OK. John, I gotta go. Talk to you later!
Mickie runs towards the curtain.
Morrison hangs up.
So Mickie, you were saying?
He looks around and sees she’s gone. Morrison just shrugs and walks away.
The Miz and Layla are backstage.
I can't believe that I have to get in that ring tonight with 7 other women to FIGHT for a title shot! It's ridiculous! I mean... those other girls haven't done a thing in months. That's why Smackdown hasn't even had a title shot since Mickie...
Mankie
...James cashed in her Cash in the Vault shot on Katie Lea! And what did she do? She went and lost the belt in her first defence 8 days later! And last week one of us actually steps up and makes the Women's champion tap out.
That's ME by the way! I made Katie Lea tap out. It must have hurt because I expected her to love being triangle choked by me.
I told you that move would work.
Yes but Katie Lesbo probably loved it. Because she was...
Oooookay... PG RATED SHOW HERE LAYLA! MOVE ON!
Oh yes... sorry about that. I mean... I beat the champ. The next PPV is a Smackdown PPV. Surely it makes most sense for me to receive the next title opportunity!
But then that stupid dyke went and messed it up and lost the belt to Alicia Fox. So I haven't beat the CURRENT champ?! I BEAT THE LAST ONE! I DESERVE THE SHOT! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Wow... wow... wow! Yeah... yeah you're right. But it won't matter because you'll win anyway. Mankie James, the Bellends, Butch Phoenix and Manria?
And Gail Kim and Eve Torres.
Yeah but my script writers couldn't come up with any witty names for them. They got sacked. I'm looking for staff right now. But the point is... they are a nice blend of the past and the never will bes. Simple! You are the present and the future! And you'll prove it tonight.
What about your match Miz?
Yang and Kane? What sort of team is that anyways? Yang is everyone's favourite Asian redneck. Woopdey ding dong. I like Monty Python, it doesn't mean Eric Idle should be allowed to wrestle against the tag team champion! And Kane? If he was the remnant before when he was teaming with Spanky's former sex buddy Zeke, he must be digging into Shannon Moore's old gimmicks now. The Reject by the way.
I have no idea what half of that means but... good luck Mike.
Good luck to you too Layla... not that you or I will need luck. Because I am the Miz!
And I'm Layla!
AND WE'RE AWESOME!
As we come back from break, all of the Smackdown diva’s are already standing in the ring.
Divas over the top rope challenge for Women's Title Shot!
You may vote for whoever you like as many times as you like. But you must wait for one person to vote in between your votes, and no changing your votes.
3 votes to an elimination until we get to the final 2. Then votes will reset.
Beth Phoenix (AA, AA, M)
Eve Torres (AA, M, AA)
Gail Kim (M, AA, Armbar)
Layla
Maria (HH, M, AA)
Mickie James (TTS,
Final 2
Layla vs Mickie
Mickie irish whips layla in the corner then charges her, layla drops her shoulder and tries to back body drop Mickie over the top rope, but mickie hangs on and stands on the outside of the ring. She reaches in and grabs Layla by the hair and tries to suplex her out of the ring, but layla counters and slides to the outer part of the ring as well. The two start trading blows, then all of a sudden mickie with a roundhouse! But layla ducks it! Mickie’s leg is caught on the rope. Layla quickly winds up and hits a devastating smack to the side of Mickie’s head… sending her to the floor…
Here is your winner, and #1 contender to the Women’s Title… Layla!
First to the ring…
And his Opponent…
Mike Knox!
Triple H vs. Mike Knox w/ HBK
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Knox irish whips Triple H and HBK trips him up. Triple H turns around to mouth off at HBK, when Knox runs up behind him and clubs him in the back of the head. He sets up the knox out… but Triple H lands a series of elbows! Now punches! Irish Whip! Facebuster! Kick to the gut! Pedigree!! He covers Knox but looks HBK right in the eye…
1…
2…
3!!
Here is your winner… Triple H!!
Matt striker is standing in the ring microphone on his hands,on his wrestling gear
So...hello my crowd...im not here to talk something big...i hear for a while,around there..that was a mistake to be a wrestler again...and you know why?They think im only another MVP loser followers.but thats not true!MVP is a great wrestler,and im just as good as him!So i want you people to keep im mind,that im NOT a member of his litte faction!Im better than that,what we have is a good deal,we are not partners,im not his followers,we are...what you can say?Business partners.So i dont want you to think that im not able to go alone,and im proofing it okay?You just watch!Im not a follower!Im a over-achivier!
*As the theme plays,Striker looks to the ramp.MVP and Mr. Braddock starts make there way down to the ring to join Striker,that just stares them
Matt do you mind telling me what your talking about?
Well Montel...its nothing against you...i just like...im not being able to shown all my potential...i think im at your shadow.The WCWWE fans cant saw my power like this,i need my own time.I need my own Classroom,i dont want them to think i need to obey everything you say,i dont want to look like a suck-up.That doesnt mean we cant be partners on certain occasions.
Matt?
Who the hell cares what these people think?
These are the people that voted Miz and Morrison as a good tag team
Its not only the fans...its the GMs,the staff team,how i will elevate like that?How im going to make my impact?I dont want to live behind your glory,MVP,its only that.
Matt ,everybody in wrestling is in my shadow!
Well if thats the case...i plan to shine way more,but hey,dont be mad,alright?You are still the best of Smackdown!Im just hoping to ,you know,make a big impact,but if you are good!I guess you dont have to be afraid right?
You make a convincing point Matt
So dont worry!Let me do my impact..dont worry okay?
Now ,lets change the topic...we have a tag team title number one contender match,you still can count with me for it,well,its not like you can count with that blockhead Braddock,can you?
Well Mr.Braddock is pretty incompetent but we know who are target is don't we?
Indeed,we are facing the colons,and i wont let they win this one,so its better stay focused in this match for now,after we make sucess as tag team champions,i will got after my chance to shine.
It doesn't matter who's in our way
Miz,Morrison,Carlito even Primo?
We'll beat em all and laugh all the way through
Of course!Only because these two have their litte pathetic online show,doesnt mean they are good enought to be tag team champions
They have a show?
Ah very lame one,nothing more than stupid jokes ,while they act like imature idiots.Its just ridicule,like them,its a joke.But you know what else will be a joke after tonight?The Colons
Carlito and Primo
After tonight you'll be lucky to walk again
We are going to destroy you both
So c'mon!Lets start this match already!
And their Opponents…
Carlito and Primo… the Colons!
#1 contender match for tag team titles
MVP/Striker vs Colons
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]MVP/Striker vs Colons
First to 3
10 Minutes
MVP and Striker control the entire match. Primo comes in and breaks up a pin attempt by Striker… MVP comes in and hits the players boot on Primo as Striker hits the Golden Rule…
1..
2..
3!!
Here are your winners and #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship… MVP and Matt Striker!!
First to the ring…
Jimmy Wang Yang and Kane!
And their opponents…
John Morrison and the Miz!
(c)Mizmo vs Jimmy Wang Yang/Kane (non-title)
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Morrison superkicks Kane… who staggers back… Miz and Morrison double clothesline him out of the ring. Morrison turns around only to be met by some stiff kicks by JWY… then sets him up for a suplex! But he starts punching Yang’s ribs til he lets go… MIZASTER OUTTA NOWHERE!!
Morrison with the cover…
1..
2..
3!!
*Video with the words “Last week” starts to play*
Mark Henry is at home, watching Smackdown. Since he isn't booked, and if they are going to pay him for not turning, he ain't arguing. There is a knock at the door. Henry goes to answer the door, and to his shock, its Sebastian Slater!
How do you know where I live?
You told me
No I didn't
Yes you did. Anyway, we need to talk. You've been barely doing anything on Smackdown, and Stephanie McMahon is quite angry about that.
I do lots of thing!
Like what?
I... stole... Primo's... hat.
Well, McMahon says she is considering of "Future Endeavouring" you if you don't do something in the near future.
But... I'm watching TV
Is your job not as important as television?
errr.... well...
Listen, I have a idea! You remember that tag match we had against Remnants? Maybe me and you should form a team.
But WCWWE got plenty of teams!
Yes, but at least we'll be both doing something? It's not like anyone will expect us to win. We'll be like Charlie Haas!
Former Intercontinental Champions?
Just shut up and do what I say!
Yes sir!
Henry and Slater walk off back to the arena
Hey guys! Eve here, and with me is the WCWWE World Champion, Vladimir Kozlov! Vladimir, welcome! Congratulations on a successful title defense at the Royal Rumble!
Thank you.
Tonight, you find out who you will be facing at No Way Out for the Championship. What are your thoughts?
Tonight, I learn whether I shall be defending against Colt Cabana or John Cena.
Colt, last month, you and I met right here on this show. In that match. You took me to the limit and we ended up fighting to a draw. A very much want a rematch, so that we can see just who is the better man.
John Cena, you and I are former teammates. In fact, it was you who brought me to Raw in the first place. I never got the chance to… “thank” you, for what you did for my career. No Way Out could be the time and place.
It does not really matter which of you I face, however. Nothing is going to stop me from going on to defend my title at WrestleMania. NOTHING!
Thank you Vladimir. It should be an amazing match tonight. Back to you, Michael.
MC: Very confident words from the champ Amazing!
And months of toying with the idea… Mark Henry and Sebastian Slater are officially a tag team! What’s in store for these young superstars?
First to the ring:
Mark Henry!
And his opponent
Chris Hanoit!
Chris Hainoit(Charlie Haas)Haas w/Funaki vs. Mark Henry w/Slater
First to 3
10 Minutes
[/center]First to 3
10 Minutes
Henry with the world's strongest slam and he goes for the cover
1..
2..
3!!
Here is your winner... Mark Henry!
*John Cena is backstage*
Last Friday, I came up short in my bid to win the Royal Rumble. And I could say I that it just wasn't my night but what it was is simple jealousy. Why else would every superstar in the ring turn on me and toss me out? Because they knew as long as I was in the ring, they had now chance of going to Wrestlemania. So now we have our Wrestlemania main event. Vladimir Kozlov v Dolph Ziggler.
Vladimir Kozlov? Dolph Ziggler? Have they ever drawn a dime? Popped a rating? More importantly, are they worthy of main eventing Wrestlemania? No they aren't. So who did management turn to? Who else but that man who has been WCWWE since 2005! The man who has main evented four Wrestlemania's in a row.
It's real simple, tonight I will defeat Colt Cabana and earn my title shot at No Way Out. Then I will defeat Vladimir Kozlov and go on to face Ziggler or whoever it may be at Wrestlemania. Then I will retain the title and make my thirteen month title reign of 2006/2007 look brief by comparison.
And at long, long last I will be able to say once again THE CHAMP IS HERE!
First to the ring…
John Cena!
And his opponent…
Colt Cabana!
Both of these men will get a chance at championship gold at No Way Out, but one will be able to upgrade the prize they will be going after. Who will come out on top?
Main Event
#1 Contender to Undisputed World Championship Title
John Cena vs. Colt Cabana
First to 4
15 Minutes
[/center]#1 Contender to Undisputed World Championship Title
John Cena vs. Colt Cabana
First to 4
15 Minutes
Colt hits a corner clothesline and then hits three bionic elbows to knock Cena down. He then lifts him up and slams him. Colt then grabs his legs and hits an airplane spin. Cover. 2 count.
Colt brings Cena back up, and Cena hits right hands out of nowhere. He whips Colt into the ropes and hits a hiptoss. Cena hits a sitout slam on Cabana then raises his arm in the air.
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Five Knuckle Shuffle! 2 count only. Cena begins pumpin up the sneakers old school style. Colt stumbles into an Attitude Adjustment attempt. He gets down and out and hits a lungblower. Colt climbs to the top rope, but Cena cuts him off and goes for a superplex. Colt hits right hands to the gut and shoves Cena down. Cena is back up and crotches Cabana on the top.
Cena goes up after him. He goes for a superplex, then stops. He then hits right hands on Colt. Attitude Adjustment off the top rope!
1
2
3!
Here is your winner and #1 contender to the Undisputed Championship… John Cena!
Post-match, Cena celebrates. He offers Colt a handshake. Colt ignores Cena and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back. Cena shrugs it off and continues celebrating as the show goes off the air.