PWA [Piccin Wrestling Association]

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This is my own rebooking of 2010 and forward. The first show will be the January 1 Smackdown. It will encompass both WWE and TNA. I will be doing this in my personal style which is not worrying about show length and including as much as I please in the shows and as many people on the roster as I like. There will also be a lot of reader participation options that will come forward as this goes on.

RAW

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Degeneration X


Bella Twins

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Smackdown!

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WOMENS CHAMPION

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Hart Dynasty


Cryme Tyme


Straight Edge Society

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TNA Global Championship

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TNA Knockout Championship

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Motor City Machine Guns


Beer Money


Beautiful People


Team 3D Wrecking Crew


Superprint


Stevie's Practice


Sarita and Taylor Wilde


Lethal Consequences

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Ruthless Rounttable


Barretta and Croft


Zach and Rosa

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MAJOR BREAKING WRESTLING NEWS!

WWE and TNA purchased by mystery man!

News has broken of a mysterious man known as Tiberius Piccin making unprecedented moves in the wrestling industry. Nothing is about this man's history or where his enormous, indeed seemingly endless, wealth comes from is known at this time.

But it has been confirmed that he offered Vincent Kennedy McMahon (and some major WWE Stock Holders) enormous sums to sell him their holdings in the company and he is now controlling owner and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment.

It has also been confirmed that Mr. Piccin has done the same with Panda Energy and now also owns TNA and all its assets. He also has bought out all of Spike's financial holdings in the company and will now be paying the contracts of Kurt Angle, Sting, and so on out of pocket. It is not known at this time whether TNA and WWE will be continuing under one banner at this time but it has been confirmed that Impact will be continuing as it's own show.

The New Year's Knockout Eve tournament has apparently been canceled and the tapes of the show will not air. Impact! Will air again Thursday January 4th. The pretaped Smackdown that would have aired this Friday has also been canceled and tickets are already on sale for a special live Smackdown this Friday where Tiberius Piccin will appear in person to open the show. Rumor has it that all WWE/TNA programing will now be live including ECW.

Almost confirmed rumor also seems to show that Mr. Piccin has also purchased all the major American indies including ROH, CHIKARA, SHIMMER, Evolve, OVW, PWG, the entire NWA system, CZW, and Dragon Gate USA. Also that he has purchased various foreign wrestling organizations including NJPW, AAA, CMLL, Dragon Gate, AJPW, and so on. Mr. Piccin apparently intends to use these brands as an intricate new developmental system and has made clear in the offices that he plans on bringing in massive amounts of new talent over then next year. Also he has apparently decided that WWE contracted wrestlers will now be allowed to book one or two indy dates a month. ROH fans are already buzzing about the possibility of a CM Punk return.

USA, Spike, and SyFy have all announced that due to Piccin's deep pockets they have been able to clear commercial free programing no starting at 7 PM and going "as late as Mr. Piccin choses" on their networks. NBC has announced that Smackdown will be heading to NBC Friday Nights. The show will simulcast on MyNetworkTV until the contract with the network is finished.

Some anonymous sources backstage in TNA and WWE have informed our reporters that Mr. Piccin has already begun renegotiating contracts in a very positive way. Apparently Piccin intends to end the treatment of contracted talent as independent contractors. WWE and TNA talent will be apparently receiving pay raises, 401Ks, health insurance packages, and other benefits formally unavailable to them. TNA Knockouts are apparently especially pleased with their increase in pay.

Mr. Piccin has been unavailable to be contacted but has promised to speak to the press over the weekend after the Live Smackdown.

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Smackdown!

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Smackdown January 1, 2010

Opening Segment

Grisham
Welcome to Friday Night Smackdown!


Striker
A new era begins in the WWE. In a few minutes the new sole owner of the WWE, Tiberius Piccin, will address the WWE Uni- no no no, FANS!


Grisham
I'd promote the show, but we haven't been handed a card to promote yet!


Striker
Commissioner and CEO Piccin has kept his plans under wraps. But I'm getting word that hes ready to address the WWE Fans!




Striker
Here he comes now! What does he have in store for us tonight?

*Tiberius makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. The crowd is unsure how to react. He takes a moment and closes his eyes to adsorb the moment before speaking.

[Tiberius Picture]

My name... is Tiberius Piccin.

I don't want to take up too much of your time. I know you're here to see a wrestling show not some twenty something nerd drone on, but there are some things I must cover.

A lot of people have been wondering who I am. Where I came from. But you see... I'm just a fan like any of the rest of you. A very passionate fan. A fan who came across a very large sum of money and instantly realized what he wanted to do with it.

Let's face it. The WWE and wrestling as a whole has been in a decline. Even the people who still care enough to go to the shows... don't cheer and boo as loudly as they used to. I'm here to make you all care again. To reinvigorate this business that we all love so much. My hope is that after I am done Pay Per View buyrates, ratings, ticket sales... they'll all be back to what they were a decade ago.

Tonight I plan to start this revolution by hitting a bit of a reset button. While the championships will remain on the waists of their current owners, all number one contenderships are effectively canceled.

It's time to stop assuming that the top stars of this company are the only ones worthy of world title shots. A man on this brand, Dave Batista, has been known to receive title shot after title shot and it's been questionable how many he's really earned. Two things have resulted. First, it's clearly gone to Dave's head.

*Tiberius smiles at his own joke*

And second the fans have lost a vested interest. We live in an age where the people want to see competition. Something Vincent McMahon has refused to acknowledge is that Mixed Martial Arts is competition. The variety show "Sports Entertainment" style has it's place. But some influence has to be taken from MMA because, whether we like it or not, MMA is winning.

From now own title shots will be clearly earned. Starting tonight. Each brand will have a tournament. The participants will consist of all the male roster members from their respective brands. The matchups have been randomly decided, though the competitors were divided between those who usually receive cheers and those who usually receive boos which crowd favorites will face which crowd not so favorites has been decided totally at random. Two top guys could be facing one another in the first round!

The winner of this tournament will be the new number one contender to their brand's World Title and will challenge for the title at the Royal Rumble.

All three brands with Women's titles will also have Women's tournaments. Women's wrestling is important to me. Along with Tag wrestling it's something I really want to be bring back to the level it once was.

I also want to talk about TN-

...A wrestling...

*Vince's theme stops and he appears on the Titantron. Tiberius watches with suspicion. *


Grisham
The Chairman has something to say!


Striker
Actually... is he still chairman?

Tiberius. Tiberius. You sniveling little nerd. You stole this company from me. You used underhanded tactics to take it from me and you know it.

And there you stand, trashing the way I ran this company while I wa-

[Tiberius Picture]

Vince... I did nothing of the sor-

Shut up! Shut up you pimply little nerd. What makes you think you can run the company better than me? VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON. I revolutionized this industry and-

*BOOM! Tiberius is hit over the head with a steel chair and he collapses. Security tackle the assailant as the camera turns to reveal his identity!






*Theodore Long looks at his handiwork reluctantly, clearly not happy at what he did. Vince laughs on the Titantron.*


Grisham
Wha-wha-wha... WHY WOULD THEODORE LONG DO SUCH A THING?


Striker
Whatever his motive Todd I'm sure it will become clear soon enough.

*EMTs and refs help Tiberius up the ramp. Tiberius hands Lil Naitch a folder and whispers to him. Lil Naitch jobs over to the announce table and hands the folder to Striker*


Striker
Looks like Mr. Surrette wants us to move on the with the show! He's just handed us the program for tonight's events.

*Todd looks over at the program.*


Grisham
A-a-apparently our colleague Josh Mathews should be backstage with Ranjin Singh and the Great Khali!

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Hey guys! I decided to post this here because it's a project I've been working on since New Years. I was originally way back trying to stay "ahead of time" at least with the outline but a lot has changed. But the idea as you can see is that I'm "rebooking" the year 2010. Some of the ideas from the real world may seep in but I hope to stay mostly original.

Anyway, I'm planning to eventually post this at Wrestlecrap but I want to screen the first few shows by you all first for some criticism before going to the games section with this stuff. I might even screen everything through my first mania over here before doing anything over there.

So I wanted to post the first segment here now. I just finished writing it up. Don't expect anything else for a little bit unless I finish my math homework really fast .

As for criticism... go wild. Anything from typos you found, to lines you think don't work, to things about the presentation you don't like... hell even if you think there's a better KyKy image to use for a particular wrestler.

One note about this segment. Don't worry about my little self-insert too much. He'll be used for a bit regularly but I plan to phase him out into a Jack Tunneyish role later one. Basically I'm using him to help establish the new order in the company and to have a short feud with Vince since we all know it would make no sense for the Mr. McMahon character to take speeches like Tiberius's lying down. Oh and no, Tiberius Piccin is not my real name haha. If you'd like to know where this angle is heading AHEAD of time or have any other questions about the future or anything feel free to ask them right here or in PMs.

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Interview

Great Khali. Tonight a tournament to decide the new Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship begins. Your opponent is yet to be revealed but I'd love to hear yo-

मैं अपने प्रशंसकों के प्यार और मैं अभी भी एक मजेदार प्लेबॉय आदमी हूँ.

The Great Khali says that he loves the fans and that he is still the Punjabi Playboy.

लेकिन मैं Tiberius Piccin कि मैं अभी भी एक विश्व खिताब प्रतियोगी किया जा रहा में सक्षम साबित करने की जरूरत है.

But he says that he needs to prove to Tiberius Piccin that he is still capable of being a World Title contender like he once was

मैं कर रहा मेरे पिछले कुछ वर्षों से अच्छा नहीं है और मैं ध्यान केंद्रित करने की जरूरत है. कोई और अधिक चुंबन बदसूरत वसा महिलाओं और Mickie जेम्स. ऐसा कोई मूर्खतापूर्ण खेल.

He has been off his game for the past few years and he needs to focus. No more kiss cams. No more games.

मैं विश्व हैवीवेट चैंपियन बनने पर ध्यान केंद्रित कर रहा हूँ.

He is focused on becoming World Heavyweight Champion.

कोई प्रतिद्वंद्वी मैं दिया हूँ आज की रात मेरे लिए एक खतरा है.

Whomever his opponent is tonight The Great Khali is not threatened.

और मैं और न ही मैंने कभी दायित्व का डर नहीं रहा हूँ.

And he is not afraid of the Undertaker either

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Backstage Segment

*Kung Fu Naki approaches Jimmy Wang Yang backstage. JWY is looking very seriously at his hat.*

Hello Jimmy! I just find out you me in first round match tonight. You me never have opportunity for World Heavyweight Championship. Smackdown Favorite Anouncer vs Asian Redneck. I come to shake your hand and wish luck!

*Naki extends his hand. Jimmy turns around and looks at the hand for a second. He then stares hard into Naki's eyes, then walks past him with a stuff shoulder bump. Naki turns and watches him leave in confusion.*

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Roberts
The following is a World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's Tournament Match schedule for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring accompanied by Ranjin Singh, from India, standing over 7 feet tall, weighing 420 pounds, the Grrrreeaaattt KHHAAAALLLIIIIII

*Khali enters with Ranjin, but Khali waves Ranjin away halfway down the ramp.*


Grisham
Khali is asking his manager and Brother Ranjin Singh to leave!


Striker
Khali said he wants to focus. Ranjin has proven to be a distraction in the past when opponents such as Kane targeted Ranjin mid match!

*Khali gets to the ring and waits for his opponent*


Grisham
Who will it be?




Roberts
And his opponent, from Hollywood California, weighing 223 pounds, DOLPH! ZZZIIIGGGLLLERRRRR!


Striker
Ah! Interesting, Ziggler has shown in the past that he has Khali's number. But Khali seems more motivated than he has been in years. Can Dolph come out on top again?

World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's Tournament Round 1

vs.

Dolph hits the ring and attacks Khali's legs right away. But Khali grabs him and begins manhandling Ziggler with ease. Khali begins to toss Ziggler all around the ring and show his vicious side tearing at Ziggler's limbs. This goes on for about seven or so minutes and Ziggler seems finished.

Grisham
Khali completely dominating this match so far.


Striker
Young Dolph Ziggler has proven before that he can come back from situations like this. I have complete faith in him.

Khali sets up a brian chop and...

Striker
Watch out Dolph!

LOW BLOW BY ZIGGLER!

Striker
Yes!

Grisham
What a dirty move! But not unexpected from Ziggler. Where is the ref???

The ref didn't see it. Khali is in pain. Dolph chop blocks Khali off his feet and stars working Khali's legs again. He does this for a few minutes before going for a quick cover.

1

2

NO!

Striker
So close Dolph! Keep going!

Dolph gets frustrated and pulls at his hair. He backs up to the turnbuckle and waits for Khali to rise to his feet. Khali's back is turned and Dolph charges.

ZIG ZAG

Dolph hits the Zig Zag and Khali goes down.

Striker
That should be it!

1

2

3

*bell rings*


Roberts
Here's your winner! DOLPH ZZZIGGGLLLEERRR!!!

Grisham
Dolph Ziggler used some underhanded tactics to get the upper hand in that one.

Striker
Can't deny that, but he won on his own merit in the end. What an exciting young talent he is.

DURATION: 8:54

Post Match Promo

*As Ranjin comes down to help Khali out of the ring Dolph grabs a mic*

Once again I have shown that no matter the size of my opponent. From Great Khali on down to Hornswoggle Dolph Ziggler will always come out on top.

Why is that?

Because... I am perfection.

I deserve this title shot. I am the hottest young talent in this company and I will win this tournament and I will beat old smoke and mirrors Undertaker too. Your next World Heavyweight Champion IS Dolph Ziggler. It doesn't matter who I come across in this tournament. I will beat them, plain. and. simple.

I AM PERFECTION!

Striker
Inspiring words for one of the most exciting young talents in wrestling today.


Grisham
Inspiring indeed... Headache inspiring.


Striker
I'll get you some aspirin Todd but I don't think this has anything to do with Dolph Ziggler.


Grisham
Yeah, maybe the reason for my headache is sitting right next to me.


Striker
Oh very funny Todd!


Grisham
Up next Jimmy Wang Yang faces Kung Fu Naki in a first round matchup for the number one contender's tournament.


Striker
Neither of these men have ever come anywhere near World Title contendership and now we know for certain that one of them will be continuing to the second round of the tournament!


Grisham
Jimmy Wang Yang was acting out of character earlier tonight. He seems distracted by something.


Striker
He certainly seems to be doing some thinking about something Todd. Perhaps he had heard early word of our exciting Main Event for tonight?


Grisham
I doubt that Matt, but tonight's Main Event is indeed going to be a big one. Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio, two perennial World Title contenders. They face off one on one tonight.


Striker
Which means only one of these top contenders will be continuing on to the second round of the tournament!


Grisham
Rey and Jericho had a heated rivalry this past summer. Will we see some of that come up in this match?


Striker
I'd imagine so Todd! This match should be big one.


Grisham
But that's not our only exciting matchup that we have lined up for you tonight!


Striker
Not at all. The Friday Night Delight, The Guru of Greatness, The Shaman of Sexy-


Grisham
The Man of Striker's Dreams. John Morrison will face off against the Chosen One Drew McIntyre tonight.


Striker
And it won't be just a a first round matchup! No. We've received word that it will also be for the Intercontinetal Championship.


Grisham
Big stuff Matt. But now on to Naki vs. Wang Yang


Striker
This should be an exciting, high flying little matchup Todd. Wouldn't it be great if one of these two men ended up the number one contender? This is why I love this tournament business Mr. Piccin has been up to.

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Striker
I love this song! KUNG FU NAKI!
KUNG FU NAKI!


Roberts
The following is a World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's Tournament Match schedule for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 190 pounds, Smackdown's Favorite Anouncer Kung Fu Naki!


Grisham
People forget that Funaki is a former Cruserweight and Hardcore Champion. It's been a long time since he's held Championship Gold but he is a very talented performer and a locker room leader. This could be a major opportunity for him.


Striker
Kung Fu Na-ki!




Striker
Here comes the Asian Redneck Jimmy Wang Yang! And the crowd loves him!


Grisham
Wang Yang has never held Championship Gold in WWE but he is clearly a talented performer and a strong crowd favorite.

*the Titantron plays for awhile and Wang Yang does not show up.


Grisham
Wang Yang's odd behavior continues. I wond-



*Wang Yang comes out in his old Akio attire and proceeds to slowly walk to the ring without playing to the crowd.*


Striker
Aha! I think I now whats going on here!


Grisham
Well I have absolutely no idea...


Striker
Before he was Jimmy Wang Yang he was Akio, an agent of Tajiri and highly suspected to be a member of the Yakuza!


Grisham
I know all that, but why is he coming to the ring is his old Akio attire.


Roberts
Making his way to the ring, from Austell Georgia, weighing in at 206 lbs the Asian Red-

*Akio looks at Roberts when he starts to say this and charges the ring. He grabs the microphone from Roberts.


Akio
No! Not anymore. Never again. Akio. My name is Akio. And I'm from the virtuous nation of Japan!

*he returns the mic to Roberts*


Roberts
Fr-from the virtuous Nation of Japan, A-Akio!

*Akio faces a totally bewildered Kung Fu Naki and takes off his sunglasses.*


Grisham
Major change of style for Akio. And the fans don't seem to be happy about it.

World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's Tournament Round 1
vs

Akio hits Funaki with a Yakuza Kick and then puts him in the Fujiwara Armbar. Funaki taps.

Striker
Yes! I knew it! I knew Akio's new attitude would bring out this side of him. He totally dominated Funaki!

DURATION: 0:10

Postmatch Promo

Roberts
Here's you winner, Jimmy Wa-

*Akio angrily swerves on Justin and Yakuza kick him. He drags him outside the ring and starts bashing his face into the ring steps. He grabs a chair and hits Roberts with it a few times before security takes it away from him.*


Grisham
Completely uncalled for!


Striker
Are you kidding! Justin Roberts disrespected Akio after being explicitly told not to. Roberts deserved what he got.


Grisham
A simple mitake deserves hospitalization?

*Akio slides back into the ring and pics up Roberts' dropped mic as EMTs take care of Roberts*.

No no no no no.

I am not Jimmy Wang Yang. I am not the Asian Redneck.

For years now I've done that. I've played to you American Dog fans and fed your American egos by pretending to be one of you. You cheered me on in my endless quest for the Cruserweight Championship. You cheered me on in my tag team with Shannon Moore.

BUT WHERE DID THAT GET ME?

Nowhere. Here I am, goldless.

I'm tired of being a beloved joke. I am a serious competitor from the virtuous nation of Japan.

This man...

*Akio walks over to Funaki and picks his head up by the hair.*

used to be a proud Japanese warrior. He was a Cruserweight Champion.

But then he sold his soul to you American dogs. He became a joke and a stereotype. And yes, you ignorant Americans loved it. But he hasn't held gold since.

I've learned my lesson. It's time to get serious. It's time to focus. To just tune out the fans. I don't care about the fans anymore. I'm concentrating on my career. And I'm not one step close to not only holding Gold, but holding the World Heavyweight Championship!

Striker
This is great! Seeing Akio really buckle down and go for the Gold is going to be great to see.


Grisham
I for one am not as pleased to see him betray the fans that loved him so much.


Striker
Who cares? Akio is right. He sold his soul to the fans and got nowhere. And now he turns on them and he's in the second round in a World Heavyweight Championship tournament.


Grisham
Well coming up Natalya Neidhart will take on Maria in a first round match to decide the Number One Contender for the Women's Championship!


Striker
But first Lena Yada is backstage with Natie and the other members of the Hart Dynasty!

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Interview

Hello I'm Lena Yada and I'm here backstage with the Hart Dynasty. First Natalya. Tonight you face Maria in the first round of the Women's Championship Number One Contender's Tournament. We haven't seen much of you in the ring lately and-

Exactly Lena! Exactly! You Haven't seen much of me in the ring lately.

Why? Because this damn company has ignored real wrestlers like myself in favor of scrawny little bitches like Maria. Maria is not a wrestler. She's never been a wrestler and no matter how hard she trains she will never be a wrestler. I'm the daughter of the The Anvil. I have wrestling in my blood.

And look at my body. I look like a wrestler unlike that scrawny twig Maria. She's nothing but eye candy and I'm going to make her tap out tonight. I promise you that Lena.

I'm a serious competitor. A serious contender. And thank God Tiberius Piccin recognizes that and is giving me a chance to get into that ring and show this scrawny bitches how it's done.

And McCool? I'm not afraid of her.

Well that's what I was going to ask you about next Natalya. Michelle McCool was the woman who beat you to become the first Diva's Champion.

Fluke. She's a twiggy model just like Maria. Yes, I lost. But I've been training harder than you can imagine since that day yet I've never had an opportunity to show what I'm made of since. Tonight I'll show everyone that I deserve this shot. I'll make Maria tap out and then I'll win the triple threat next week and then I'll snap McCool in half at the Royal Rumble. None of these women scare me Lena. Not even Beth Phoenix. I will be the next Women's Champion

Tyson. Tonight your opponent in the Number One Contender's Tournament is none other than the Big Red Monster Kane.

Kane. Kane lives off intimidation. Yes, he's big. But that's all he has. He's just a big lumbering tree. I was the last graduate of the greatest wrestling school in the world, the Hart Dungeon. I was trained by wrestling greats Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart. Two of the greatest technical wrestlers in the history of the business. And I have everything it takes to be a champion in this company.

Kane, I'm not afraid of your damn fake fire magic. I'm a wrestler. You're just a giant. A tree. And tonight Kane I will chop you down.

And David Hart Smith. Your opponent tonight is Jesse, aka "Slam Master J". Do you feel prepared for your match tonight?

Lena, you say that as if one needs to prepare for an opponent like "Slam Master J". The man is a joke. Plain and simple. I'm not even worried about him. I'm focusing my concern on whoever my opponent for next week will be. "Slam Master J" is of no concern to me. He's a joke and wannabe and he's not even a blip on my radar. I'm already in the second round. This is basically a bye.

Well thank you for your time Hart Dynasty.

Backstage Segment

*Vince is in his office. Teddy opens the door and walks in.*

You wanted to see me Mr. McMahon?

Ah yes Teddy! Good to see you. I wanted you to know that, as we agreed, you are now off probation for your loyal service to me tonight. You preferred admirably Mr. Long

*Vince pats an ashamed looking Long on the back.

Mr. Piccin made the fatal error of including a clause that leaves me in charge if he is incapacitated in my contract. So I have the authority to make this decision. You are now the undisputed General Manager of this brand. Vickie's power will now be limited to just the divas. And even on that you will have full power of veto.

*Teddy sheepishly nods before leaving the room.*

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Loudspeaker
The following is a first round match for the Woooomeeen's Championship number one contender's tournament and it's scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, from Calgary Albeeeerrttaaa Canada, the heir to the legacy of Jiiiim the ANVIL NEIDHART
NNNAATTALLLYAAAAAA!!!!


Grisham
Natalya looking fit and ready for her match.


Striker
Such intensity in the eyes of the third generation wrestler. She is one of a number of competitors this evening who have decided to fully take advantage of the opportunities Mr. Piccin has laid out for them tonight on Smackdown. Tired of taking a back seat to what she sees as less talented wrestlers, Natalya is here to prove that she is worthy of the Neidhart name and a spot at the top of the Women's Division.


Grisham
Also, we seem to have a new ring announcer...


Striker
Roberts injuries turned out to be serious enough that a replacement had to be called in. Gavin Loudspeaker, ring announcer for the independent wrestling promotion "CHIKARA", happened to be backstage tonight. Which turned out to be extremely convenient.




Loudspeaker
And her opponent. From Chiiiicaagggooo, Illinois. MAAAARRRRIIIAAAAAAAAAAA.


Grisham
Maria's opponent Natalya had some choice words to describe Maria backstage earlier tonight. I thought it was very disrespectful of Natalya to speak about Maria that way.


Striker
Natalya had a point Todd. Women like Maria were just models who made their way into this company by way of a game show. Natalya has been training for this since she was a little girl. Is wrestling Maria's true calling, her true dream? Does she even look like a wrestler Todd? My answer would be no. Yet women like Natalya are completely ignored by WWE Management and Women like Maria are treated as the real stars. Mr. Piccin has promised to give everyone on the roster equal opportunity. And I'm hoping that real women's wrestlers like Natalya and Katie Lea Burchill will get their time to shine.


Grisham
But Striker, Maria may not have been training since she was a little girl. And she may have come into this company by way of a game show. But she's been busting her ass to learn how to wrestle. Her background isn't her fault! I agree that Natalya has a point about women's wrestling in this company. But not that Maria deserves to be ridiculed for it. Maria is doing the best she can.


Striker
I won't argue that Todd.

Women's Championship Number One Contender's Tournament Round 1
vs.

Natalya charges right away and Maria dodges a clothesline. Maria dropkicks Natalya into the ropes.

Grisham
Maria with a strong start. Will she prove Natie wrong?

Natalya turns around and Maria gets into a handstand and attempts to hit Natalya with the Seeing Stars! But Natalya grabs Maria by the legs and pushes her away.

Striker
I'm thinking not Todd!

Natalya grabs Maria from behind and hits a German Suplex! Maria gets up dazed and Natalya grabs her again and hits another!

Striker
Miss Nattie is picking up steam here now!

Maria gets up and Natalya attempts to hit her with the Discus clothesline and Maria once again manages to dodge. Maria hits another dropkick which this time sends Natalya over the top rope!

Grisham
Great back and forth matchup! No matter who wins or loses this one I think they've both proven their respective points.

When Natalya rises Maria shocks the crowd with a diving crossbody over the top rope!

But Natalya catches her and hits the Nattie by Nature!

Striker
YES! Sick Nattie by Nature! Go Nattie! Finish her off!

Natalya grabs Maria by the hair and pushes her back into the ring. Natalya gets into the ring after her and locks on the Sharpshooter!

MARIA TAPS!


Loudspeaker
Here's you winner! NATALYA NNNEEEEEIIIDDDDHHHAAARRRRRTTT

Striker
Yes! Fantastic work by Natalya. She really showed Maria what a real women's wrestler is here tonight!

Grisham
Well I think Maria really proved herself tonight even in defeat Striker.

DURATION: 7:33

Post Match Promo

*Natalya's music finishes playing and Maria gets up. After recovering for a moment she requests a mic. She closes her eyes in thought for half a moment.*

I-

*Maria sighs and takes a moment to think about what she wants to say.*

Natalya... is right.

I am a former model. I did get into this company through the Diva Search. And yes, I originally auditioned for the Diva Search because I was out of work and in need of a big break. She's even right about me not looking like a wrestler.

*she sighs again and takes another second.*

But... then. But then I got in a wrestling ring. I heard the WWE Fans. I started talking to and getting to know the wrestlers and... I just fell in love with the whole business. It sounds so fake. I know it does. But I can't help it, it's the truth. I love this business. I love wrestling. I love getting in the ring and fighting another woman to prove who the better wrestler is.

And tonight Natalya was the better wrestler. She beat me. She didn't cheat, she beat me. She's right. She has been training since she was a little girl and she's even right about this company unfairly overlooking her.

After Tiberius bought this company he had sit down meetings with everyone on the roster. In my meeting Tiberius told me that he was getting serious about making women's wrestling a real attraction. He was worried about women like me giving the wrong image. He wants to revolutionize women's wrestling and he worries that he can't do it with the current crop of WWE Divas. The former models like myself. She said straight out that I have to get serious about wrestling if I want a job in this company. And I do. I do want a job in this company. I want to be seen as a serious women's wrestler.

Trish Stratus did it. She came in as a model and proved herself in the ring and became arguably the biggest star ever in wrestling. I want to prove myself too. I am an athlete and I do have what it takes to be a real badass in this ring damnit. I will show Mr. Piccin and Natalya and the rest of the guys and girls in the back and most importantly you fans that I can be taken seriously. That I'm not just an eye candy model.

Grisham
Very exciting stuff from Maria. I'm very interested to see what she's going to do to prove herself to the WWE fans.


Striker
She even managed to convince me Todd!


Grisham
Josh Matthews is backstage with John Morrison who has a few words for his opponent Drew McIntyre.


Striker
That's the Chosen One Drew McIntyre and the The Friday Night Delight, The Guru of Greatness, The Shaman of Sexy John Morrison to you Todd.