Post by Above Average on Jan 11, 2010 12:09:16 GMT -5
*Michael Buffer is standing in the ring as the broadcast begins.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is the most anticipated night in the history of professional wrestling. Welcome to ILWF Clash of the Champions!!! Tonight, not only will two tournaments to declare ILWF World Champions begin tonight, but the first ever ILWF No Limits Champion will be crowned.
Are you ready?
Wrestling fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!?
For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The following is your opening contest, and it is the first match in the ILWF World Tag Team Championship Tournament!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, Soldier Ant and Worker Ant...The Colony!!!
Their opponents...
Representing All Japan Puroresu and the Voodoo Murders, Joe Doering and ZODIAC...The Voodoo Towers!!!
Voodoo Towers (ZODIAC and Joe Doering) vs. The Colony (Soldier Ant and Worker Ant)
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:20)
*Joe Doering hits a sit-out powerbomb on Worker Ant following the regular powerbomb, incapacitating him. ZODIAC tags in and hits a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep on Soldier Ant, followed by the pinfall.*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, The Voodoo Towers! They will move on to the next round of the Tag Team Tournament and face the winners of the next tag team match.
The following is the first match in the ILWF World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración..."Syxx-Pac" Sean Waltman!!!
And his opponent, making his ILWF debut...
Representing Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre...Mistico!!!
Mistico vs. Sean Waltman
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:30)
*Mistico easily takes down Waltman again and again and AGAIN with classic lucha libre moves that would make Rey Mysterio weep with envy. Mistico, bored, finally hits La Mistica and X-Pac submits in record time.*
Your winner, Mistico!!! He will move on to the next round of the Junior Heavyweight Tournament, and face off with the winner of the next Junior Heavyweight match.
The following is the second match in the World Tag Team Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Ax and Smash...Demolition!!!
And their opponents...
Representing Ring of Honor and making their way to the ring accompanied by Larry Sweeney...Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli, The Kings of Professional Wrestling!!!
Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli vs. Demolition
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:40)
*Demolition hits the Demolition Decaptitation on Claudio Castagnoli?*
1...2...3?!?!?!?
Here are your winners, Demolition!!! They will move on to the next round of the tag team tournament.
The following is the second match in the Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre...La Parka!!!
And his opponent...
From Austin, Texas...Paul London!!!
Paul London vs. La Parka
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:00)
*London takes La Parka down with a snapmare. La Parka slides out of the ring, and reaches under the ring. The Chairman of Mexico lives up to his (semi-new) name, and charges the ring, but London hits a Van Damninator!!! London climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a picture-perfect 450 Splash!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, Paul London!!! He will move on to the next match in the Junior Heavyweight Tournament.
The following is a non-tournament tag team match!!!
Entering first...
From Miami, Florida...Scott Hall!!!
His tag team partner...
From Stone Mountain, Georgia...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
Their opponents, first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
His partner...
From Minneapolis, Minnesota...Brock Lesnar!!!
Brock Lesnar and Jack Evans vs. Scott Hall and Jake Roberts
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:20)
*Brock Lesnar hits an F5 on Jake Roberts and kicks him out of the ring! Jack Evans hits a 'Rana on Scott Hall! Hall gets up and runs right into Brock Lesnar, who takes him up for an F5! Jack Evans follows up with a 630 Splash and gets the pinfall!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, Brock Lesnar and Jack Evans!!!
The following is the third World Tag Team Championship Tournament match of the evening!!!
Entering first...
Representing Ring of Honor and Sweet 'n Sour Inc, accompanied to the ring by Larry Sweeney...Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards, The American Wolves!!!
And their opponents...
Accompanied to the ring by Dawn Marie and Jason...Lance Storm and Justin Credible, The Impact Players!!!
Impact Players vs. The American Wolves of Sweet 'n Sour Inc.
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:40)
*And in mere minutes, Storm and Credible hit the German Suplex/Superkick on Eddie Edwards, easily getting the pinfall on the rookie team.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, The Impact Players! They will move on to the next round of the tournament.
The following is the third match in the World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Psicosis!!!
And his opponent...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, he is the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion...Mike Quackenbush!!!
Mike Quackenbush vs. Psicosis
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:45)
*Quack hits a tornado DDT, followed by the CHIKARA Special. Psicosis is quick to tap out.*
Your winner, the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, Mike Quackenbush!!! He will move on to the next round of the tournament.
The following is the final World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament match of the evening!!!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA without their consent...Vin Gerard!!!
His opponent...
Representing New Japan Puroresu...Jushin "Thunder" Liger!!!
Vin Gerard vs. Jushin "Thunder" Liger
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:55)
*Gerard hits a low blow on Liger and gets a roll-up.*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, Vin Gerard! He will move on to the next round of the tournament. Stay tuned, as the final round of the World Tag Team Tournament is up next, featuring a team of two ILWF debuting superstars taking on the Natural Born Thrillers.
The following is the final World Tag Team Championship Tournament match scheduled for tonight.
Entering first...
Representing the Natural Born Thrillers...Marco Corleone and Sean O'Haire!!!
And their opponents...
*Michael Buffer leaves the ring, as he doesn't know the opponents. Suddenly...
Randy Savage gets up from the commentary booth and charges the ring, sending the Natural Born Thrillers out, scared as hell. Savage begins waving down someone from the back...
The crowd explodes as HULK HOGAN makes his way down the ramp, exchanging a handshake with The Macho Man before beckoning the Thrillers to re-enter the ring.*
The Mega Powers vs. The Natural Born Thrillers
4 votes, 15 minutes (6:15)
*In record time, Savage gorilla presses Sean O'Haire out of the ring. Hogan and Savage hit a double big boot on Jindrak, then hit the Atomic Leg Drop and the Diving Elbow Drop at the same time, before each putting a boot on Jindrak for the pinfall!*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage and "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan!!! They will move on to the next round of the World Tag Team Tournament.
The following is a Six-Man Tag Team Grudge Match!
Entering first...
Jimmy Jacobs, Delirious, and Joey Matthews...The Age of the Fall!!!
Their opponents, first...
Representing Ring of Honor...The Necro Butcher and Tyler Black!!!
Their partner...
From Hollywood, California..."The People's Champion" The Rock!!!
The Rock, Tyler Black, and Necro Butcher vs. Age of the Fall (Delirious, Jimmy Jacobs, and Joey Matthews)
5 votes, 20 minutes (6:30)
*The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Jimmy Jacobs! Necro takes Delirious down with a Tiger Driver, and Tyler Black hits a Phoenix Splash on Jacobs while Rocky clotheslines Joey Matthews out of the ring.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, Tyler Black, Necro Butcher, and The Rock!!!
*The victorious team celebrates as Jimmy Jacobs berates Delirious at ringside. Joey Matthews tries to stop Jimmy, but fails and leaves. After a few slaps from Jacobs, he "apologizes" to Delirious, and the two exit.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 16-Man Hardcore Battle Royale Match! The survivor in this match will be crowned the first ever ILWF No Limits Champion!!!
Introducing the participants...
Sabu!!!
New Jack!!!
Jun Kasai!!!
Wifebeater!!!
Terry Funk!!!
The Sandman!!!
Atsushi Onita!!!
Reckless Youth!!!
From The Bowery...Raven!!!
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
From Paris, France...Réne Duprée!!!
From Battle Creek, Michigan...Rob Van Dam!!!
From Minneapolis, Minnesota...Brock Lesnar!!!
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling...Eddie Kingston!!!
From The Sudan...Abdullah the Butcher!!!
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración, accompanied to the ring by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase...Alex Koslov!!!
Alright, the rules are as follows:
Each person needs two votes to be eliminated. You can vote for someone ONCE. You can vote again once someone has been eliminated. So, vote once until I post that someone has been eliminated.
*Funker drops Koslov and hits the Spinning Toehold, followed by a pinfall!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, and the NEWWWWWW ILWF No Limits Champion, TERRY FUNK!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is the most anticipated night in the history of professional wrestling. Welcome to ILWF Clash of the Champions!!! Tonight, not only will two tournaments to declare ILWF World Champions begin tonight, but the first ever ILWF No Limits Champion will be crowned.
Are you ready?
Wrestling fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!?
For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The following is your opening contest, and it is the first match in the ILWF World Tag Team Championship Tournament!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, Soldier Ant and Worker Ant...The Colony!!!
Their opponents...
Representing All Japan Puroresu and the Voodoo Murders, Joe Doering and ZODIAC...The Voodoo Towers!!!
Voodoo Towers (ZODIAC and Joe Doering) vs. The Colony (Soldier Ant and Worker Ant)
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:20)
*Joe Doering hits a sit-out powerbomb on Worker Ant following the regular powerbomb, incapacitating him. ZODIAC tags in and hits a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep on Soldier Ant, followed by the pinfall.*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, The Voodoo Towers! They will move on to the next round of the Tag Team Tournament and face the winners of the next tag team match.
The following is the first match in the ILWF World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración..."Syxx-Pac" Sean Waltman!!!
And his opponent, making his ILWF debut...
Representing Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre...Mistico!!!
Mistico vs. Sean Waltman
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:30)
*Mistico easily takes down Waltman again and again and AGAIN with classic lucha libre moves that would make Rey Mysterio weep with envy. Mistico, bored, finally hits La Mistica and X-Pac submits in record time.*
Your winner, Mistico!!! He will move on to the next round of the Junior Heavyweight Tournament, and face off with the winner of the next Junior Heavyweight match.
The following is the second match in the World Tag Team Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Ax and Smash...Demolition!!!
And their opponents...
Representing Ring of Honor and making their way to the ring accompanied by Larry Sweeney...Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli, The Kings of Professional Wrestling!!!
Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli vs. Demolition
4 votes, 15 minutes (4:40)
*Demolition hits the Demolition Decaptitation on Claudio Castagnoli?*
1...2...3?!?!?!?
Here are your winners, Demolition!!! They will move on to the next round of the tag team tournament.
The following is the second match in the Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre...La Parka!!!
And his opponent...
From Austin, Texas...Paul London!!!
Paul London vs. La Parka
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:00)
*London takes La Parka down with a snapmare. La Parka slides out of the ring, and reaches under the ring. The Chairman of Mexico lives up to his (semi-new) name, and charges the ring, but London hits a Van Damninator!!! London climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a picture-perfect 450 Splash!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, Paul London!!! He will move on to the next match in the Junior Heavyweight Tournament.
The following is a non-tournament tag team match!!!
Entering first...
From Miami, Florida...Scott Hall!!!
His tag team partner...
From Stone Mountain, Georgia...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
Their opponents, first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
His partner...
From Minneapolis, Minnesota...Brock Lesnar!!!
Brock Lesnar and Jack Evans vs. Scott Hall and Jake Roberts
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:20)
*Brock Lesnar hits an F5 on Jake Roberts and kicks him out of the ring! Jack Evans hits a 'Rana on Scott Hall! Hall gets up and runs right into Brock Lesnar, who takes him up for an F5! Jack Evans follows up with a 630 Splash and gets the pinfall!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, Brock Lesnar and Jack Evans!!!
The following is the third World Tag Team Championship Tournament match of the evening!!!
Entering first...
Representing Ring of Honor and Sweet 'n Sour Inc, accompanied to the ring by Larry Sweeney...Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards, The American Wolves!!!
And their opponents...
Accompanied to the ring by Dawn Marie and Jason...Lance Storm and Justin Credible, The Impact Players!!!
Impact Players vs. The American Wolves of Sweet 'n Sour Inc.
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:40)
*And in mere minutes, Storm and Credible hit the German Suplex/Superkick on Eddie Edwards, easily getting the pinfall on the rookie team.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, The Impact Players! They will move on to the next round of the tournament.
The following is the third match in the World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament!!!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Psicosis!!!
And his opponent...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, he is the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion...Mike Quackenbush!!!
Mike Quackenbush vs. Psicosis
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:45)
*Quack hits a tornado DDT, followed by the CHIKARA Special. Psicosis is quick to tap out.*
Your winner, the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion, Mike Quackenbush!!! He will move on to the next round of the tournament.
The following is the final World Junior Heavyweight Championship Tournament match of the evening!!!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA without their consent...Vin Gerard!!!
His opponent...
Representing New Japan Puroresu...Jushin "Thunder" Liger!!!
Vin Gerard vs. Jushin "Thunder" Liger
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:55)
*Gerard hits a low blow on Liger and gets a roll-up.*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, Vin Gerard! He will move on to the next round of the tournament. Stay tuned, as the final round of the World Tag Team Tournament is up next, featuring a team of two ILWF debuting superstars taking on the Natural Born Thrillers.
The following is the final World Tag Team Championship Tournament match scheduled for tonight.
Entering first...
Representing the Natural Born Thrillers...Marco Corleone and Sean O'Haire!!!
And their opponents...
*Michael Buffer leaves the ring, as he doesn't know the opponents. Suddenly...
Randy Savage gets up from the commentary booth and charges the ring, sending the Natural Born Thrillers out, scared as hell. Savage begins waving down someone from the back...
The crowd explodes as HULK HOGAN makes his way down the ramp, exchanging a handshake with The Macho Man before beckoning the Thrillers to re-enter the ring.*
The Mega Powers vs. The Natural Born Thrillers
4 votes, 15 minutes (6:15)
*In record time, Savage gorilla presses Sean O'Haire out of the ring. Hogan and Savage hit a double big boot on Jindrak, then hit the Atomic Leg Drop and the Diving Elbow Drop at the same time, before each putting a boot on Jindrak for the pinfall!*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage and "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan!!! They will move on to the next round of the World Tag Team Tournament.
The following is a Six-Man Tag Team Grudge Match!
Entering first...
Jimmy Jacobs, Delirious, and Joey Matthews...The Age of the Fall!!!
Their opponents, first...
Representing Ring of Honor...The Necro Butcher and Tyler Black!!!
Their partner...
From Hollywood, California..."The People's Champion" The Rock!!!
The Rock, Tyler Black, and Necro Butcher vs. Age of the Fall (Delirious, Jimmy Jacobs, and Joey Matthews)
5 votes, 20 minutes (6:30)
*The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Jimmy Jacobs! Necro takes Delirious down with a Tiger Driver, and Tyler Black hits a Phoenix Splash on Jacobs while Rocky clotheslines Joey Matthews out of the ring.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, Tyler Black, Necro Butcher, and The Rock!!!
*The victorious team celebrates as Jimmy Jacobs berates Delirious at ringside. Joey Matthews tries to stop Jimmy, but fails and leaves. After a few slaps from Jacobs, he "apologizes" to Delirious, and the two exit.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 16-Man Hardcore Battle Royale Match! The survivor in this match will be crowned the first ever ILWF No Limits Champion!!!
Introducing the participants...
Sabu!!!
New Jack!!!
Jun Kasai!!!
Wifebeater!!!
Terry Funk!!!
The Sandman!!!
Atsushi Onita!!!
Reckless Youth!!!
From The Bowery...Raven!!!
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
From Paris, France...Réne Duprée!!!
From Battle Creek, Michigan...Rob Van Dam!!!
From Minneapolis, Minnesota...Brock Lesnar!!!
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling...Eddie Kingston!!!
From The Sudan...Abdullah the Butcher!!!
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración, accompanied to the ring by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase...Alex Koslov!!!
Alright, the rules are as follows:
Each person needs two votes to be eliminated. You can vote for someone ONCE. You can vote again once someone has been eliminated. So, vote once until I post that someone has been eliminated.
*Funker drops Koslov and hits the Spinning Toehold, followed by a pinfall!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winner, and the NEWWWWWW ILWF No Limits Champion, TERRY FUNK!!!