Post by Above Average on Jan 9, 2010 12:21:43 GMT -5
*A video plays on the TurnerTron, highlighting the greatest moments in professional wrestling history, past and present. At the end, four words are left on the screen: Pro Wrestling has Returned.*
*Michael Buffer is standing in the ring as the broadcast begins.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is the most anticipated night in the history of professional wrestling. Welcome to the first ever ILWF Clash of the Champions!!!
Are you ready?
Wrestling fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!?
For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The following is your opening contest, and it is a non-title tag team match!
Making their way to the ring first...
Representing Ring of Honor, they are the ROH World Tag Team Champions...Kevin Steen and El Generico!!!
And their opponents...
Representing the Kaientai Dojo...TAKA Michinoku and Kaz Hayashi!!!
Non-Title: Kevin Steen and El Generico vs. TAKA Michinoku and Kaz Hayashi
3 votes, 15 minutes (4:20)
And for the finish...
*Kevin Steen comes up behind TAKA and throws him out of the ring! Kaz Hayashi charges Steen, but eats a boot to the gut, followed by the Package Piledriver!!! TAKA returns to the ring, however, and hits the Michinoku Driver on Steen, knocking him unconscious! El Generico hits the ring to aid his partner, but TAKA hits the Michinoku Driver II on El Generico and goes for the cover!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, Kaz Hayashi and TAKA Michinoku!!!
Next match at 4:20.
The following is a Junior Heavyweight Showcase 3-Way Dance!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
His opponent...
From Battle Creek, Michigan...Rob Van Dam!!!
And the final competitor...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, he is the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion...Mike Quackenbush!!!
3-Way Dance: Mike Quackenbush vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Jack Evans
3 votes, 20 minutes (4:40)
*Rob Van Dam hits a series of kick after kick after kick to both Evans and Quack, taking them both down eventually. Quack gets up and hits a quick Hurricarana on RVD, but Mr. Monday Night quickly recovers, and counters an attempted Enzugiri by Quack into a Boston Crab! Evans returns to his feet and hits a dropkick on Van Dam, sending him out of the ring! Quack and Evans square off, with Jack Evans taking the advantage until Quackenbush comes back out of nowhere with the QuackenDriver III!!! Quackenbush seems set to win the match...but suddenly falls to the mat, fatigue seemingly getting the best of him. Van Dam capitalizes by hitting the Five Star Frog Splash on Jack Evans!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!!!
Next match at 4:30.
The following is a six-man Faction War!
Entering first...
Representing All Japan Puroresu...Joe Doering, TARU, and ZODIAC, The Voodoo Murders!!!
Their opponents...
Representing CHIKARA without their consent...Colin Delaney, STIGMA, and Vin Gerard, The UnStable!!!
Faction War: Voodoo Murders vs. The UnStable
4 votes, 20 minutes (4:50)
*STIGMA and TARU fight their way outside of the ring, removing each other from the match. A quick double dropkick from Vin Gerard and Colin Delaney sends ZODIAC out of the ring as well. Joe Doering manages to get in quite a bit of offense, but a well-timed low blow from Gerard allows Colin Delaney to hit Doering with John Cena's Famous FU/Throwback, and Vin Gerard follows up by locking in the STF (The real one, not Cena's).*
Doering submits!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, The UnSta...
*Mike Quackenbush suddenly hits the ring with a steel chair and chases off the UnStable!!!*
The following is a Women's 3-Way Dance!
Entering first...
From The Other Side of Darkness...Luna Vachon!!!
Next, her opponent...
From New Jersey...Sunny!!!
And finally...
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Trish Stratus!!!
3-Way Dance: Trish Stratus vs. Sunny vs. Luna Vachon
3 votes, 20 minutes (5:15)
*Trish Stratus and Sunny team up and hit a double clothesline on Luna, sending her over the top rope! This alliance doesn't last, however, and Trish has Sunny set up for the Stratusfaction almost instantaneously! Stratus goes for the move, but Sunny counters and gets a roll-up on the former Women's Champion!*
1...2...3!!! UPSET VICTORY!!!
Here is your winner...Sunny!!!
Next match in 5 or 10.
The following is a Hardcore Brawl!!!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling...Eddie Kingston!!!
His opponent...
Representing Ring of Honor, accompanied by Jimmy Jacobs...Delirious!!!
Hardcore Brawl: Delirious w/ Jimmy Jacobs vs. Eddie Kingston
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:20)
*Delirious continues destroying Eddie Kingston with a kendo stick, eventually bloodying him! Jimmy Jacobs slides Delirious the metal spike, and Delirious jabs Kingston right between the eyes, sending him to the mat! Delirious sets up Eddie Kingston for the Chemical Imbalance.................when The Necro Butcher suddenly jumps the ring from the crowd, chair in hand, blasting Delirious from behind!!! Jimmy Jacobs quickly drags his lackey out of the ring and bolts backstage, Necro still in pursuit.*
And to answer your question, Delirious does win the match.
The following is a Handicap Match!
Entering first...
From San Antonio, Texas...the team of Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch, The Redneck Wrecking Crew!!!
*Michael Buffer then leaves the ring, as even he doesn't know who Cade & Murdoch's opponent/opponents will be.*
Handicap Match: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Brock Lesnar
3 votes, 15 minutes (5:40)
*Lesnar practically clotheslines Lance Cade's head off, taking him out of commission easily! Trevor Murdoch hits a shoulder block on Lesnar, and nothing happens. After a few more tries, Lesnar gets tired of this and hits the F-5 on Trevor Murdoch!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Brock Lesnar!!!
The following contest is scheduled for onefall!
Entering first...
From Austin, Texas...Paul London!!!
His opponent...
From Miami, Florida...Scott Hall!!!
Paul London vs. Scott Hall
3 votes, 15 minutes (6:25)
*Paul London goes for a top rope Hurricarana, but Hall catches him and takes him up and down with the Outsider's Edge!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Scott Hall!!!
The following is a tag team match!
Entering first...
From The Sudan...Abdullah the Butcher!!!
His tag team partner...
Representing New Japan Puroresu...Togi Makabe!!!
And their opponents, first...
From Stone Mountain, Georgia...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
And his partner...
From The Bowery...Raven!!!
Tag Match: Abdullah The Butcher & Togi Makabe vs. Jake Roberts & Raven
4 votes, 20 minutes (6:45)
*Raven, behind the ref's back, takes a chair to Makabe's head, removing him from the match. Raven and Jake Roberts eventually hit a double DDT on Abdullah, taking the colossus down for the count. Jake the Snake makes the cover.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, Raven and Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
The following match is scheduled for onefall!
On the way to the ring first...
From Paris, France...Réne Duprée!!!
His opponent...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración, and accompanied to the ring by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase...Alex Koslov!!!
Réne Duprée vs. Alex Koslov w/ Ted DiBiase
3 votes, 15 minutes (7:05)
*Koslov hits the Red Scare on Dupree after DiBiase distracts him with THA MON-NAAAAY!!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Main Event match!!!!!!!
*Tyler Black makes his way out onto the entrance ramp, MitB in hand and ready for the match of his career. As he makes his way down the ramp, he is followed by The Necro Butcher, who holds a steel chair in his hand. As Black enters the ring, Necro unfolds the chair and sits down, facing the ramp.*
*The crowd erupts as The Rock makes his way down to the ring. Rocky stops for a moment when coming to Necro Butcher, who simply waves him to the ring, as The People's Champ walks past confused. When he enters the ring, The Rock asks Tyler Black what Necro's doing at ringside, to which Black responds with a single word: "Protection".*
Introducing first, in the corner to my left...
Representing Ring of Honor, he is currently the holder of the ROH Money in the Bank contract...Tyler Black!!!
*Tyler Black climbs the turnbuckle and holds up the briefcase, and the crowd cheers loudly.*
And his opponent, in the corner to my right...
From Hollywood, California, he is the record-setting 7-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion..."The People's Champion" The Rock!!!
*The Rock climbs the opposite turnbuckle and delivers his classic pose, to the crowd's delight, garnering an equally loud reaction.*
Main Event: Tyler Black vs. The Rock
5 votes, 60 minutes (8:15)
*After a 60-minute clinic, both Tyler Black and The Rock are reeling, both from pain and exhaustion. Black hits a forearm on The Rock, and Rocky counters with a kick to the gut. Black counters back with a series of lightning-quick chops seemingly out of nowhere, backing The Great One into the corner. Black backs off for a clothesline, but The Rock moves out of the way at the last second and goes for a back suplex on Black, who rolls out of it and locks Rocky up for a German Suplex! Black takes Rocky over for the suplex, but Rock rolls out of the suplex himself and backs off. The entire chain earns a reaction from the crowd, and the two athletes give each other a quick nod, before Rocky charges Black and hits a clothesline! Rock moves to Black's legs and gets ready for the Sharpshooter, but Black kicks Rock off and returns to his feet! After another exchange of fists back and forth, Black gets the advantage and takes Rocky up for the PAROXYSM!!! PINFALL!!!!!!*
1......2......3!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As the two warriors, still exausted from the 60-minute dream match, raise to their feet...*
*The lights turn a dark red, and Necro Butcher springs to his feet immediately, sliding Tyler Black his chair and grabbing another one from underneath the ring. The Rock, still in the ring and confused as hell, demands an explanation as Black and Necro look ready for a fight to the death. Unfortunately, that fight comes fast and hard, as Jimmy Jacobs and Delirious of The Age of the Fall enter the ring through the crowd armed with black kendo sticks and assault Tyler Black from both sides as The Rock simply backs into a corner observing. Necro finally realizes the attack and attempts to enter the ring, but is instead met with a chairshot from behind courtesy of the AotF's resident monster, Brodie Lee. The Big Rig throws Necro into the ring, where the bloody annihilation begins. After damn near twenty kendo stick attacks and chairshots to both Necro and Tyler from Brodie Lee and Delirious, Jimmy Jacobs gives the metal spike to Delirious and orders him to finish the job. Brodie Lee throws down his steel chair to pick up Necro Butcher, the chair just happening to land at The Rock's feet. Brodie holds Necro in a full nelson, and Delirious climbs the turnbuckle, jumping off and driving the spike into Necro's head, sending him into unconsciousness. As Delirious prepares to spike Tyler Black, Jimmy Jacobs holds him back for a moment, only to order something worse than the spike: Chemical Imbalance.........from the top rope. As Delirious and Brodie Lee set up Tyler Black for the possibly career-ending attack, The Rock finally decided that enough is enough, picking up the chair and blasting Delirious in the back!!! Brodie Lee attempts to take down The People's Champ, but a low blow, a chairshot to the gut, and a Rock Bottom on to the steel chair leave The Big Rig incapacitated easily. Jimmy Jacobs, out of the ring by now, calls down Delirious to back off as The Rock sets up Brodie Lee on top of the chair for The Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment History!!! Rocky runs the ropes, throws the pad, and hits The People's Elbow on Brodie Lee laying on top of the chair!!!!!!!!! The Rock helps Tyler Black to his feet, who running off pure adrenaline at this point, leaps dead from the mat to the turnbuckle and hits the Phoenix Splash on Brodie Lee!!! The two superstars throw Brodie Lee out of the ring, then finally shake hands. As Tyler Black checks on Necro Butcher, Co-Owner Eric Bischoff makes his way out to the ramp.*
JIMMY JACOBS!!! You wanna come out here and ruin the first main event of Clash of the Champions?!? If you think you're gonna get off for that, then think again, you tiny little freak! Right now, I am making a match for next week! A 6-Man tag team match! One one side of the ring, it's gonna be The Age of the Fall! And I don't care who you bring with you, Jimmy, whether it's Delirious, Brodie Lee, that one-legged punk Zack Gowen, that crackhead Joey Matthews, or anyone else you can think of; if you don't show up next week, then things are gonna be a hell of a lot worse for you than they already are, trust me!!! And your opponents next week, Jimmy Jacobs, are gonna be The Necro Butcher! Tyler Black!! And their partner.........THE ROCK!!!
*The crowd explodes at this as Jimmy Jacobs looks back to the ring, terrified, as Tyler Black and The Rock can barely hide their glee. The two men taunt and bask in the crowd's adulation, exchanging another handshake as the first ever Clash of the Champions comes to a close.*
*Michael Buffer is standing in the ring as the broadcast begins.*
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is the most anticipated night in the history of professional wrestling. Welcome to the first ever ILWF Clash of the Champions!!!
Are you ready?
Wrestling fans, are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready?!?
For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The following is your opening contest, and it is a non-title tag team match!
Making their way to the ring first...
Representing Ring of Honor, they are the ROH World Tag Team Champions...Kevin Steen and El Generico!!!
And their opponents...
Representing the Kaientai Dojo...TAKA Michinoku and Kaz Hayashi!!!
Non-Title: Kevin Steen and El Generico vs. TAKA Michinoku and Kaz Hayashi
3 votes, 15 minutes (4:20)
And for the finish...
*Kevin Steen comes up behind TAKA and throws him out of the ring! Kaz Hayashi charges Steen, but eats a boot to the gut, followed by the Package Piledriver!!! TAKA returns to the ring, however, and hits the Michinoku Driver on Steen, knocking him unconscious! El Generico hits the ring to aid his partner, but TAKA hits the Michinoku Driver II on El Generico and goes for the cover!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Your winners, Kaz Hayashi and TAKA Michinoku!!!
Next match at 4:20.
The following is a Junior Heavyweight Showcase 3-Way Dance!
Entering first...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración...Jack Evans!!!
His opponent...
From Battle Creek, Michigan...Rob Van Dam!!!
And the final competitor...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling, he is the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion...Mike Quackenbush!!!
3-Way Dance: Mike Quackenbush vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Jack Evans
3 votes, 20 minutes (4:40)
*Rob Van Dam hits a series of kick after kick after kick to both Evans and Quack, taking them both down eventually. Quack gets up and hits a quick Hurricarana on RVD, but Mr. Monday Night quickly recovers, and counters an attempted Enzugiri by Quack into a Boston Crab! Evans returns to his feet and hits a dropkick on Van Dam, sending him out of the ring! Quack and Evans square off, with Jack Evans taking the advantage until Quackenbush comes back out of nowhere with the QuackenDriver III!!! Quackenbush seems set to win the match...but suddenly falls to the mat, fatigue seemingly getting the best of him. Van Dam capitalizes by hitting the Five Star Frog Splash on Jack Evans!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!!!
Next match at 4:30.
The following is a six-man Faction War!
Entering first...
Representing All Japan Puroresu...Joe Doering, TARU, and ZODIAC, The Voodoo Murders!!!
Their opponents...
Representing CHIKARA without their consent...Colin Delaney, STIGMA, and Vin Gerard, The UnStable!!!
Faction War: Voodoo Murders vs. The UnStable
4 votes, 20 minutes (4:50)
*STIGMA and TARU fight their way outside of the ring, removing each other from the match. A quick double dropkick from Vin Gerard and Colin Delaney sends ZODIAC out of the ring as well. Joe Doering manages to get in quite a bit of offense, but a well-timed low blow from Gerard allows Colin Delaney to hit Doering with John Cena's Famous FU/Throwback, and Vin Gerard follows up by locking in the STF (The real one, not Cena's).*
Doering submits!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, The UnSta...
*Mike Quackenbush suddenly hits the ring with a steel chair and chases off the UnStable!!!*
The following is a Women's 3-Way Dance!
Entering first...
From The Other Side of Darkness...Luna Vachon!!!
Next, her opponent...
From New Jersey...Sunny!!!
And finally...
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Trish Stratus!!!
3-Way Dance: Trish Stratus vs. Sunny vs. Luna Vachon
3 votes, 20 minutes (5:15)
*Trish Stratus and Sunny team up and hit a double clothesline on Luna, sending her over the top rope! This alliance doesn't last, however, and Trish has Sunny set up for the Stratusfaction almost instantaneously! Stratus goes for the move, but Sunny counters and gets a roll-up on the former Women's Champion!*
1...2...3!!! UPSET VICTORY!!!
Here is your winner...Sunny!!!
Next match in 5 or 10.
The following is a Hardcore Brawl!!!
Entering first...
Representing CHIKARA Pro Wrestling...Eddie Kingston!!!
His opponent...
Representing Ring of Honor, accompanied by Jimmy Jacobs...Delirious!!!
Hardcore Brawl: Delirious w/ Jimmy Jacobs vs. Eddie Kingston
4 votes, 15 minutes (5:20)
*Delirious continues destroying Eddie Kingston with a kendo stick, eventually bloodying him! Jimmy Jacobs slides Delirious the metal spike, and Delirious jabs Kingston right between the eyes, sending him to the mat! Delirious sets up Eddie Kingston for the Chemical Imbalance.................when The Necro Butcher suddenly jumps the ring from the crowd, chair in hand, blasting Delirious from behind!!! Jimmy Jacobs quickly drags his lackey out of the ring and bolts backstage, Necro still in pursuit.*
And to answer your question, Delirious does win the match.
The following is a Handicap Match!
Entering first...
From San Antonio, Texas...the team of Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch, The Redneck Wrecking Crew!!!
*Michael Buffer then leaves the ring, as even he doesn't know who Cade & Murdoch's opponent/opponents will be.*
Handicap Match: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Brock Lesnar
3 votes, 15 minutes (5:40)
*Lesnar practically clotheslines Lance Cade's head off, taking him out of commission easily! Trevor Murdoch hits a shoulder block on Lesnar, and nothing happens. After a few more tries, Lesnar gets tired of this and hits the F-5 on Trevor Murdoch!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Brock Lesnar!!!
The following contest is scheduled for onefall!
Entering first...
From Austin, Texas...Paul London!!!
His opponent...
From Miami, Florida...Scott Hall!!!
Paul London vs. Scott Hall
3 votes, 15 minutes (6:25)
*Paul London goes for a top rope Hurricarana, but Hall catches him and takes him up and down with the Outsider's Edge!*
1...2...3!!!
Here is your winner, Scott Hall!!!
The following is a tag team match!
Entering first...
From The Sudan...Abdullah the Butcher!!!
His tag team partner...
Representing New Japan Puroresu...Togi Makabe!!!
And their opponents, first...
From Stone Mountain, Georgia...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
And his partner...
From The Bowery...Raven!!!
Tag Match: Abdullah The Butcher & Togi Makabe vs. Jake Roberts & Raven
4 votes, 20 minutes (6:45)
*Raven, behind the ref's back, takes a chair to Makabe's head, removing him from the match. Raven and Jake Roberts eventually hit a double DDT on Abdullah, taking the colossus down for the count. Jake the Snake makes the cover.*
1...2...3!!!
Here are your winners, Raven and Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!!
The following match is scheduled for onefall!
On the way to the ring first...
From Paris, France...Réne Duprée!!!
His opponent...
Representing Asistencia Asesoría y Administración, and accompanied to the ring by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase...Alex Koslov!!!
Réne Duprée vs. Alex Koslov w/ Ted DiBiase
3 votes, 15 minutes (7:05)
*Koslov hits the Red Scare on Dupree after DiBiase distracts him with THA MON-NAAAAY!!!!*
1...2...3!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Main Event match!!!!!!!
*Tyler Black makes his way out onto the entrance ramp, MitB in hand and ready for the match of his career. As he makes his way down the ramp, he is followed by The Necro Butcher, who holds a steel chair in his hand. As Black enters the ring, Necro unfolds the chair and sits down, facing the ramp.*
*The crowd erupts as The Rock makes his way down to the ring. Rocky stops for a moment when coming to Necro Butcher, who simply waves him to the ring, as The People's Champ walks past confused. When he enters the ring, The Rock asks Tyler Black what Necro's doing at ringside, to which Black responds with a single word: "Protection".*
Introducing first, in the corner to my left...
Representing Ring of Honor, he is currently the holder of the ROH Money in the Bank contract...Tyler Black!!!
*Tyler Black climbs the turnbuckle and holds up the briefcase, and the crowd cheers loudly.*
And his opponent, in the corner to my right...
From Hollywood, California, he is the record-setting 7-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion..."The People's Champion" The Rock!!!
*The Rock climbs the opposite turnbuckle and delivers his classic pose, to the crowd's delight, garnering an equally loud reaction.*
Main Event: Tyler Black vs. The Rock
5 votes, 60 minutes (8:15)
*After a 60-minute clinic, both Tyler Black and The Rock are reeling, both from pain and exhaustion. Black hits a forearm on The Rock, and Rocky counters with a kick to the gut. Black counters back with a series of lightning-quick chops seemingly out of nowhere, backing The Great One into the corner. Black backs off for a clothesline, but The Rock moves out of the way at the last second and goes for a back suplex on Black, who rolls out of it and locks Rocky up for a German Suplex! Black takes Rocky over for the suplex, but Rock rolls out of the suplex himself and backs off. The entire chain earns a reaction from the crowd, and the two athletes give each other a quick nod, before Rocky charges Black and hits a clothesline! Rock moves to Black's legs and gets ready for the Sharpshooter, but Black kicks Rock off and returns to his feet! After another exchange of fists back and forth, Black gets the advantage and takes Rocky up for the PAROXYSM!!! PINFALL!!!!!!*
1......2......3!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As the two warriors, still exausted from the 60-minute dream match, raise to their feet...*
*The lights turn a dark red, and Necro Butcher springs to his feet immediately, sliding Tyler Black his chair and grabbing another one from underneath the ring. The Rock, still in the ring and confused as hell, demands an explanation as Black and Necro look ready for a fight to the death. Unfortunately, that fight comes fast and hard, as Jimmy Jacobs and Delirious of The Age of the Fall enter the ring through the crowd armed with black kendo sticks and assault Tyler Black from both sides as The Rock simply backs into a corner observing. Necro finally realizes the attack and attempts to enter the ring, but is instead met with a chairshot from behind courtesy of the AotF's resident monster, Brodie Lee. The Big Rig throws Necro into the ring, where the bloody annihilation begins. After damn near twenty kendo stick attacks and chairshots to both Necro and Tyler from Brodie Lee and Delirious, Jimmy Jacobs gives the metal spike to Delirious and orders him to finish the job. Brodie Lee throws down his steel chair to pick up Necro Butcher, the chair just happening to land at The Rock's feet. Brodie holds Necro in a full nelson, and Delirious climbs the turnbuckle, jumping off and driving the spike into Necro's head, sending him into unconsciousness. As Delirious prepares to spike Tyler Black, Jimmy Jacobs holds him back for a moment, only to order something worse than the spike: Chemical Imbalance.........from the top rope. As Delirious and Brodie Lee set up Tyler Black for the possibly career-ending attack, The Rock finally decided that enough is enough, picking up the chair and blasting Delirious in the back!!! Brodie Lee attempts to take down The People's Champ, but a low blow, a chairshot to the gut, and a Rock Bottom on to the steel chair leave The Big Rig incapacitated easily. Jimmy Jacobs, out of the ring by now, calls down Delirious to back off as The Rock sets up Brodie Lee on top of the chair for The Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment History!!! Rocky runs the ropes, throws the pad, and hits The People's Elbow on Brodie Lee laying on top of the chair!!!!!!!!! The Rock helps Tyler Black to his feet, who running off pure adrenaline at this point, leaps dead from the mat to the turnbuckle and hits the Phoenix Splash on Brodie Lee!!! The two superstars throw Brodie Lee out of the ring, then finally shake hands. As Tyler Black checks on Necro Butcher, Co-Owner Eric Bischoff makes his way out to the ramp.*
JIMMY JACOBS!!! You wanna come out here and ruin the first main event of Clash of the Champions?!? If you think you're gonna get off for that, then think again, you tiny little freak! Right now, I am making a match for next week! A 6-Man tag team match! One one side of the ring, it's gonna be The Age of the Fall! And I don't care who you bring with you, Jimmy, whether it's Delirious, Brodie Lee, that one-legged punk Zack Gowen, that crackhead Joey Matthews, or anyone else you can think of; if you don't show up next week, then things are gonna be a hell of a lot worse for you than they already are, trust me!!! And your opponents next week, Jimmy Jacobs, are gonna be The Necro Butcher! Tyler Black!! And their partner.........THE ROCK!!!
*The crowd explodes at this as Jimmy Jacobs looks back to the ring, terrified, as Tyler Black and The Rock can barely hide their glee. The two men taunt and bask in the crowd's adulation, exchanging another handshake as the first ever Clash of the Champions comes to a close.*