Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Nov 10, 2011 18:08:05 GMT -5
Traci and the Lace Ep. 3
*Traci and Lacey are in the back.*
Come here Lacey, I need to go over the plan for tonight.
What are we doing tonight Traci?
Same thing we were supposed to do last week before we were unexpectedly pulled away for some stupid cross brand advertisement.
Oh, that was so much fun Traci! Don't you agree?
You mean being dragged away from doing something important and being forced to wear skimpy outfits in front of camera's to be broadcast all around the world?
And don't forget the catchy slogan!
Ugh.... don't remind me.
Come on Traci, say it with me.
Not a chance.
But...please?
I SAID NO, LACEY!!
Aw...
*sigh* Oh all right..
Yay!!
But this is the last time. And I mean it.
Sure thing! I'll start.Ahem...
You know you have a deal...
When prices are a steal!
It is quite easy to remember...
Like Christmas in December..
First you have your D. [/color] *Places fists on hips.*
*sigh* ... Followed by the double D's [/i] *Places fists on hips.*
as you type in goooo daaaaddyyyyy...
dooooot cooooooom.
Happy now?
Oh yes Traci.
Such a degrading commercial.
Oh, I know! Everyone knows that there aren't three D's in daddy.
...Indeed... But now we can focus on getting the Carter's to sign away their company to us!
*Phone rings*
What is is now? *Picks up phone*. Hello.... yes, this is Traci.... What? Tonight? I can't have a match tonight! I'm busy!... what do you mean contractualy obligated?.... UGH... FINE! *Slams phone down*
What that your mom again?
No, Lacey. It wasn't.
Oh, sounded pretty similar.
That was the network. Apparently they noticed that I haven't had a match since September, and being one of the faces of the Knockout division, I need to have more of a presence in the ring.
Well it is kinda true.
Indeed, but I can't keep having all these distractions. I must find a way to be able to focus on my quest to take over the show. I must think on this some.
How can I help Traci?
Start by calling my agent.
Sure thing! What's his number?
I don't remember. Just start hitting numbers, I'm sure you'll get him eventually.
Ok! *skips off*
Good, that should keep her busy for a while I do some real work...
*Fade to black*
----
--- Part 2
*Traci is shown working on a computer, when Lacey comes bounding in.*
I got hold of your agent.
You did? How?
I did what you said, and I got to talk to some real nice people for a little while. Then I realized that I don't actually speak Japanese.
Yea. Then I remembered that I have your agent on speed dial!
... and somehow I'm not surprised in the least.
And when I talked to him, he said you fired him over a month ago.
*Sarcastic voice* Oooooohhhh yeeeaaaaa. I did do that. Ooops. My mistake. *Shrugs* Anyway, while you were away, I was able to figure out something interesting.
The major problem I have is that I need time to properly plan for my takeover of the company, but that the company is keeping me too busy to do so. My studies have shown that wrestlers with a 'good guy' persona... aka face... tend to be called on more often than those of the 'bad guy' persona... aka heel.
As a face, you are a fan favorite. Thus they expect faces to wrestle on a consistent basis as to keep the fans happy. On top that, faces are used to put a positive spin on any sort of advertisement, in company or otherwise, that they deem need to be done.
As a heel, fans hate you. They boo you and wish the worst upon you. The desired result for heels by fans is that they never succeed and ultimately are off their television screens. As such, these heels are not called upon to do any sort of marketing of any type because it would be counter productive.
Now, with that said, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I think so Traci... but if a train goes backwards, it wouldn't make sense to keep calling it a caboose, now would it?
... Sometimes you astound me.
Thanks!
That wasn't a compliment.
Oh, well... in that case... Thanks!
No Lacey, to remedy the situation we must take on a new persona. Wipe the proverbial slate clean. Start anew!
I don't think I follow.
To put things in layman's terms... Leather and Lace are through!!
...b..bu..but... you're getting rid of me?
Don't be silly Lacey. Who else would keep all the laundry clean? No, today is a new day. Where we begin a new path as a new tag team!
oooo... Traci and Lacey connection is back!?
*Sigh* No Lacey. And besides, I need to step down as the prominent member of the team, so that I won't be as called upon as much, even in our soon to be limited role as heels.
Sooooo... Lacey and Traci connection?
*Slaps Lacey on the back of the head* Stop talking. Now today may mark the end of Leather and Lace... but the start for the future leaders of the show...
Lace and Leather!!
Wooooooaaaaahhhh. So do we need to grow mustaches?
...Don't be absurd. This is not South Park. Come. It is time that the Impact Zone is introduced a meaner, less popular, and far less utilized version of us.
*Fade to black*
New Titantron - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJfpMIo1_A
*Traci and Lacey are in the back.*
Come here Lacey, I need to go over the plan for tonight.
What are we doing tonight Traci?
Same thing we were supposed to do last week before we were unexpectedly pulled away for some stupid cross brand advertisement.
Oh, that was so much fun Traci! Don't you agree?
You mean being dragged away from doing something important and being forced to wear skimpy outfits in front of camera's to be broadcast all around the world?
And don't forget the catchy slogan!
Ugh.... don't remind me.
Come on Traci, say it with me.
Not a chance.
But...please?
I SAID NO, LACEY!!
Aw...
*sigh* Oh all right..
Yay!!
But this is the last time. And I mean it.
Sure thing! I'll start.Ahem...
You know you have a deal...
When prices are a steal!
It is quite easy to remember...
Like Christmas in December..
First you have your D. [/color] *Places fists on hips.*
*sigh* ... Followed by the double D's [/i] *Places fists on hips.*
as you type in goooo daaaaddyyyyy...
dooooot cooooooom.
Happy now?
Oh yes Traci.
Such a degrading commercial.
Oh, I know! Everyone knows that there aren't three D's in daddy.
...Indeed... But now we can focus on getting the Carter's to sign away their company to us!
*Phone rings*
What is is now? *Picks up phone*. Hello.... yes, this is Traci.... What? Tonight? I can't have a match tonight! I'm busy!... what do you mean contractualy obligated?.... UGH... FINE! *Slams phone down*
What that your mom again?
No, Lacey. It wasn't.
Oh, sounded pretty similar.
That was the network. Apparently they noticed that I haven't had a match since September, and being one of the faces of the Knockout division, I need to have more of a presence in the ring.
Well it is kinda true.
Indeed, but I can't keep having all these distractions. I must find a way to be able to focus on my quest to take over the show. I must think on this some.
How can I help Traci?
Start by calling my agent.
Sure thing! What's his number?
I don't remember. Just start hitting numbers, I'm sure you'll get him eventually.
Ok! *skips off*
Good, that should keep her busy for a while I do some real work...
*Fade to black*
----
--- Part 2
*Traci is shown working on a computer, when Lacey comes bounding in.*
I got hold of your agent.
You did? How? I did what you said, and I got to talk to some real nice people for a little while. Then I realized that I don't actually speak Japanese.
Yea. Then I remembered that I have your agent on speed dial!
... and somehow I'm not surprised in the least.
And when I talked to him, he said you fired him over a month ago.
*Sarcastic voice* Oooooohhhh yeeeaaaaa. I did do that. Ooops. My mistake. *Shrugs* Anyway, while you were away, I was able to figure out something interesting.
The major problem I have is that I need time to properly plan for my takeover of the company, but that the company is keeping me too busy to do so. My studies have shown that wrestlers with a 'good guy' persona... aka face... tend to be called on more often than those of the 'bad guy' persona... aka heel.
As a face, you are a fan favorite. Thus they expect faces to wrestle on a consistent basis as to keep the fans happy. On top that, faces are used to put a positive spin on any sort of advertisement, in company or otherwise, that they deem need to be done.
As a heel, fans hate you. They boo you and wish the worst upon you. The desired result for heels by fans is that they never succeed and ultimately are off their television screens. As such, these heels are not called upon to do any sort of marketing of any type because it would be counter productive.
Now, with that said, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I think so Traci... but if a train goes backwards, it wouldn't make sense to keep calling it a caboose, now would it?
... Sometimes you astound me.
Thanks!
That wasn't a compliment.
Oh, well... in that case... Thanks!
No Lacey, to remedy the situation we must take on a new persona. Wipe the proverbial slate clean. Start anew!
I don't think I follow.
To put things in layman's terms... Leather and Lace are through!!
...b..bu..but... you're getting rid of me?
Don't be silly Lacey. Who else would keep all the laundry clean? No, today is a new day. Where we begin a new path as a new tag team!
oooo... Traci and Lacey connection is back!?
*Sigh* No Lacey. And besides, I need to step down as the prominent member of the team, so that I won't be as called upon as much, even in our soon to be limited role as heels.
Sooooo... Lacey and Traci connection?
*Slaps Lacey on the back of the head* Stop talking. Now today may mark the end of Leather and Lace... but the start for the future leaders of the show...
Lace and Leather!!
Wooooooaaaaahhhh. So do we need to grow mustaches?...Don't be absurd. This is not South Park.
Come. It is time that the Impact Zone is introduced a meaner, less popular, and far less utilized version of us.*Fade to black*
New Titantron - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJfpMIo1_A