Post by Modster B Natural on May 6, 2021 22:14:37 GMT -5
Welcome to WCWWE No Way Out!! I am your host Michael Cole!
It is Smackdown’s first Pay Per View of the year, and is the final Pay Per View event before Wrestlemania. For some, their dream of going on to Wrestlemania will be realized here tonight. For others, their dreams will come to an abrupt halt.
We have a lot happening here tonight, so don’t miss a minute!
The clock's ticking Eve. It's just five weeks until the grand daddy of them all and everybody wants to know, who's going to WrestleMania. However, the road has one more stop and that's tonight, No Way Out. The night Shawn Michaels has no where to run from Triple H, the night Vladimir Kozlov and John Cena will give it there all to prove they deserve to be WCWWE Champion and most importantly, The Bella Twins can show why they're the best tag team in the world. Amongst all that, two friends, two brothers collide, it was the Mega Powers at WrestleMania V, it was the Rockers at the Rumble in 1993 and at No Way Out, in just a matter of minutes, it will be Colt Cabana vs. CM Punk for the United States Championship.
Recently, Colt has been upset, he's been annoyed. It seems he's always coming second to somebody. He couldn't beat Drew McIntyre, he couldn't win the Rumble and he couldn't beat John Cena. Colt, I'm real sorry but that run of bad luck is not going to end tonight. You know I respect you, maybe even love you but just like December 2002, when we were just two kids looking to make it in the world of professional wrestling, having to travel from town to town, competing in front of only one or two hundred people, not knowing where our next meal was going to come from, I'm the one who is going to come out on top and I will go to WrestleMania as the United States Champion whether you like it or not.
They say history is doomed to repeat itself. Do you remember the paths our careers took Colt? Remember us becoming tag team champions? Then what happened Colt? I became world champion while you were still being a curtain jerker. By the time you were finally starting to climb up the card, I was already here. A lot has changed since then. You're not the joker you've always been, I use my straight edge life style to be a hero to these fans, not their antagonist. Each action in life has a reaction and somehow all that's happened since that cold winter night seven years ago comes to ahead tonight, partner. You're always gonna cross paths with people on the road to WrestleMania. It's inevitable, preordained and for you Colt, tragic. Clock's ticking Eve. Clobberin' time.
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time the #1 Contender to the United States Title, Colt Cabana. Colt, over the past few weeks you've been very vocal about your displeasure with this match, stating that you deserve to be in the main event. I have to ask, do you still feel that way?
Honestly Joey.... I don't know anymore. I really don't.
The past few weeks, I've been teaming with my good friend CM Punk. And you know, it's good to take a trip down memory lane. To sort of, revisit where you came from so you appreciate where you are now.
See, Punk and I truly started our wrestling careers in another promotion. We spent years there perfecting our craft, making sure we were noticed by fans across the world. Punk and I have been former Tag Team Champions, we've been enemies, we've done it all.
These last few weeks... I know Punk's been on edge. I know he was unsure if his old buddy Colt Cabana was going to turn on him, just like Cena did recently. But while Cena will be nothing more than a wanna-be street thug, I haven't changed. I'm still the man that fought for honor years ago, I'm still the man that gave and demanded respect. Just because I may not be happy with my current situation, doesn't mean I'm going to turn my back on my friend. And in this company, I only trust three people. Punk, Maria, and you.
Me?
Yes, you Joey. You don't judge others, you don't condemn their actions, at least not in public, and you stick with this company because you love this sport.
But getting to tonight.... Punker, we've fought before. We've gone to war with one another. Hell, I was the last man you fought before you came here to WCWWE. But you see, almost every time we've fought, I've beaten you. I beat you in our debut in 2002, I beat you in your final match before you came here... the only time you managed to get the win on me was when we were fighting to see who would take the title from around Billy Regal's waist. A title you once again hold.
Punker, you're one of the few people that I can completely trust in this business. We've had our ups and downs, but no matter what happened we're still friends. That's why tonight, I may not like this match, but that won't stop me from giving you everything I got. That won't stop me from doing everything I can to keep you down for the three count, legally of course. I won't hold anything back tonight Punk, because I know you. You won't expect anything but my absolute best, and the feeling's mutual buddy. Tonight, I'm going to give you a beating only a friend can give, and I know you're going to give me the same. We're going out there, we're going to show everyone watching what WRESTLING truly means, why we dedicate our lives to this sport.
And after the match, no matter who wins that title, I'm still going to be your friend Punk. I've made my mistakes, and maybe I'll be forgiven someday, but no matter what happens I'm still your friend.
I'll see you out there buddy.
*Colt gives Joey a pat on the back before walking off-camera.*
First to the ring…
Colt Cabana!
And his opponent…
The reigning United States Champion… C..M…Punk!!
United States Championship
CM Punk vs. Colt Cabana
First to 4
15 minutes
CM Punk vs. Colt Cabana
First to 4
15 minutes
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Colt and Punk trade punches in the middle of the ring, Colt gets the upper hand and pushes Punk back into the corner… Irish whip… reversed! Colt hits the corner. Punk with a high knee! Bulldog! Cover!
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2..
Kickout!
Punk can’t believe it… He picks Colt up. Lifts him up for the go to sleep… but Colt slips out of it! Atomic Drop! He lifts Punk up! Colt 45!!
Both men are down. The referee begins his count. When he reaches 8, both men get to their feet. Punk kicks Colt in the gut and pushes him back to the corner… he lifts him up. He’s setting up the pepsi plung! Colt blocks it… punches punk in the ribs a few times, then pushes him down to the mat. Cabana stands up on the turnbuckle! He goes for the 720 DDT! He nails it! Cover!
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3!!
No wait… the ref is waiving it off. Punk got his foot on the rope. Colt is pleading his case with the ref, who is hearing none of it. Colt goes back to punk and picks him up. He’s setting up the colt 45 again! Punk slips out.. he’s got Colt up… go 2 sleep!! Punk falls on top of Colt…
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Here is your winner and still United States Champion… C M Punk!!
Well, it looks like Dolph Ziggler is scouting out his competition in style. He was on both Smackdown and Raw this past week, and has now made his way to No Way Out. Hopefully Cena and Kozlov can keep their eye on tonight, and not get distracted by the presence of Ziggler in attendance.
None of these teams are very threatening are they?
Tatsu, who now somehow speaks perfect English.
I'm not concerned, that's for sure. Who are these punks? Seriously?
The Colons are a couple of scrawny, out of shape, no charisma losers. Carlito has been in this company for HOW long and done nothing of note? It's embarrassing. And Primo... there's just nothing special about him. Nothing at all. He's nothing, they're nothing, and I'm ready to scrape them off my boots!
Kung Fu Naki is the biggest embarrassment in WWE history.... in WRESTLING history. He's an awful parody of my home country of Japan, and I'm ready to take a hit out of him for it. And now he's training some Gajin in the ways of our secrets of martial arts? Disgusting. Utterly repulsive. Just wrong, it's just... I can't stand to even look at it any more
He turns off the TV, and puts the Bellas tape in
Well... for obvious reasons I can stand to look at this...
Heh
But that's just the problem. That's all they're good for. A couple of hot skinny model twins who the rednecks in the crowd can use for incest fantasies. They can't wrestle. They're nothing but eye candy. Why in hell's name are they allowed to be part of a MEN'S wrestling match. No woman should ever wrestle a man, it's against countless years of tradition. But it makes it ever worse is that it's these poorly trained models. If I have to face a woman in combat, it should be a woman worthy of SOME respect. Someone who's actually trained in the art of wrestling from a young age like I have, not some model Johnny Ace decided to pull out of his spank bank.
And the Wig Splitters? An overweight gorilla and a scrawny horse faced ginger? I'm really supposed to fear that these two are going to split my wig? It's ridiculous. I refuse to even consider having legitimate fear of these two jokes. World's strongest man my ass. Having mountains of fat on you doesn't make you STRONG. It makes you FAT. And Slater doesn't look like he could "split the wig" of his grandmother.
And as for this... "mystery team". I'm not afraid of anyone on the roster, I doubt that whomever it is is much of a threat at all. If they were so scary, they wouldn't hide their identity. They'd come right out with it so they're opponents would shake in their boots. Fact is, element of surprise is the ONLY advantage they're going to have, and me and Mr. Tatsu can handle that.
So... overall. I'm not concerned. All these teams are going down and then me and Mr. Tatsu are focusing our sights on Miz and Morrison. Those two jokes... Hollywood wannabees, talentless hacks. The ugly frog looking Miz who can talk but can't back it up. And Morrison, who is pretty much a male Bella twin. Eye candy for the redneck little girls and housewives in the crowd. Disgusting.
First to the ring…
The team of Akio and Mr. Tatso… Kyo Dai!!
This team has just burst onto the tag team scene. How will they do in their first ever match together?
Next to the ring…
Primo and Carlito … the Colons!
Next to the ring…
…
…
*Shot goes to the back, Mark Henry is sleeping…. Slater quickly rushes in*
Come on man
zzzzzzz....
We've got a match! Wake up!
zzzzzz...
Henry!
Henry wakes up
Wrestling match! Wrestle time! Wigs to be split!
Oh okay. Its just that its a Friday, I'm only wake on Tuesday. WIG SPLITTING TIME!
*With their music still playing the two finally walk out*
Mark Henry and Sebastian Slater… the Wig Splitters!
Now making their way to the ring…
Nikki and Brie… the Bellas!
This is exactly what these two have been asking for. A chance to prove themselves capable of competing in the men’s division. I hope they know what they are getting themselves into here tonight.
The fifth team, now making their way to the ring…
Charlie Haas and Kung Fu Naki walk down to the ring, both looking very serious, and with no music.
If I can be serious for a minute. We'd like to talk about our opponents tonight. First, there is the Colóns.
They are hypocrites
Then, there is Wig Splitters
Parasites.
Then, of course Bella twins
Tapeworms.
Then there is Kyo Dai. Bringing back the name of Akio is as bad idea as someone to be stupid enough to bring the Pitbulls back.
Of course there's the mystery team, but they are just another team of liars.
Now, all raise to hear the Canadian national anthem
The ring announcer looks at his note cards… flips thru them quickly… then talks to the ref who does the same. The ref shrugs and signals for the bell as the announcer leaves the ring.
What’s going on? There were suppose to be 6 teams here tonight… who was the final team? Did they not show up? The ref has signaled for the bell and the match is now underway!
6 Team Elimination:
Kyo Dai vs. Wig Splitters vs. Colons vs. Kung Fu Thrillas vs. Bellas
Vote against team you want eliminated
3 votes to an elimination
5 minute rounds(I’ll post when new round starts)
Cannot vote against the same team twice
Votes will reset for final two teams
Kyo Dai vs. Wig Splitters vs. Colons vs. Kung Fu Thrillas vs. Bellas
Vote against team you want eliminated
3 votes to an elimination
5 minute rounds(I’ll post when new round starts)
Cannot vote against the same team twice
Votes will reset for final two teams
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3!!
The Colons Have been eliminated. Apparently Finlay and Hornswoggle are the final team in this match!
Teams remaining
Kyo Dai (Armbar,
Wig Splitters
Kung Fu Thrillas
Bellas
Finlay/Hornswoggle
New round begins now.
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Henry plants Hornswoggle with the worlds stongest slam…
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3!!
Finlay and Hornswoggle have been eliminated!!
Teams remaining
Current votes:
Kyo Dai (Armbar, M,
Wig Splitters
Kung Fu Thrillas
Bellas (TTS, AA
New round begins now
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Brie and Nikki get cornered by both Haas and Funaki. Seeing their predicament… they try to flirt their way out of it… Haas and Funaki apparently take the bait… but then they surprise them with a pair of quick roll ups!!
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3!!
The Bellas have been eliminated!
Current votes:
Kyo Dai (Armbar, M,
Wig Splitters
Kung Fu Thrillas
New round starts now.
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Naki kicks Tatsu
Then makes the cover...
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3!!
Kyo Dai has been eliminated!!
Wig Splitters vs. Kung Fu Thrillas
First to 3
10 minutes
Can only count from this point foward
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Slater nails a leg lariat on Haas, then clotheslines Funaki out of the ring. Henry then climbs to the top rope… OMG… BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO HAAS!
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Here are your winners… the Wig Splitters!
Joey Styles is backstage, attempting to get an interview with Shawn Michaels. He knocks on Shawn's lockeroom but is taken a back when Mike Knox opens the door and stands outside, making sure the door is closed behind him.
Styles - "Errr, hey Mike. I need a word with Shawn."
Knox, as though he only just noticed Style's presence.
Knox - "What do you want him for?"
Styles - "I just wanted to get his thoughts on his upcoming match with HHH."
Knox pauses, considering the importance of such a question.
Knox - "Shawn said not to bother him with trivial matters such as this. I'm going to have to decline you entry."
Styles - "Oooo....kay....what do you think of Shawn's chances tonight in the steel cage?"
Knox - "No comment."
Styles - "May I ask why you're refusing to make a statement?"
Knox - "Firstly, Joey, because it's a stupid question. It's Shawn Michaels. The Heartbreak Kid. The Showstopper. Whatever you want to call him. He's both famous and infamous, he's unpredictable, you can never count him out-"
Styles - "Right...well what's the second reason?"
Knox - (Angered) "Cut me off again and I'll cut you off!"
Styles - (Scared) "Ok, ok! Sorry Mike!"
Knox - (Takes deep breath) "That's no problem, Joey. Secondly, that question isn't for me to answer. It's a question directed at Shawn himself. If you want me to make a proper statement then you're going to have to ask me a question that concerns me directly."
Styles - "Well...I can't think of anything so bye!"
Joey goes to leave but Knox stands in his way, looking angry. Joey looks down and quickly has a flash of inspiration and attempts to salvage the situation.
Styles - "Oh wait, of course I have a question for you Mike! Please forgive me for being so forgetful!"
Knox - "That's...ok."
Styles - "Erm...so...do you plan on getting involved in tonight's contest? And if so...how do you plan on getting through the confinds of the solid steel cage?"
Knox smirks to himself.
Knox - "You have a knack for asking stupid questions, Joey. Like I'm going to give any of my battle strategies to you, especially not before I plan to implement them. I will tell you this though, I am not taking this match lightly. Just because I'm not involved directly doesn't mean I haven't been working with Shawn closely in figuring out different gameplans for each possible scenario. I am a Gorilla in the Mist, Joey. A threat you can't see coming so must remain in constant fear of. Now if that's all, I've got to get back to Shawn."
Styles - "...Sure Mike, good luck."
Knox gives a threatening look at Styles until Joey takes the hint and leaves. Knox makes sure nobody else is around before opening the door and carefully heading back inside Shawn Michael's lockeroom.
Styles - "Errr, hey Mike. I need a word with Shawn."
Knox, as though he only just noticed Style's presence.
Knox - "What do you want him for?"
Styles - "I just wanted to get his thoughts on his upcoming match with HHH."
Knox pauses, considering the importance of such a question.
Knox - "Shawn said not to bother him with trivial matters such as this. I'm going to have to decline you entry."
Styles - "Oooo....kay....what do you think of Shawn's chances tonight in the steel cage?"
Knox - "No comment."
Styles - "May I ask why you're refusing to make a statement?"
Knox - "Firstly, Joey, because it's a stupid question. It's Shawn Michaels. The Heartbreak Kid. The Showstopper. Whatever you want to call him. He's both famous and infamous, he's unpredictable, you can never count him out-"
Styles - "Right...well what's the second reason?"
Knox - (Angered) "Cut me off again and I'll cut you off!"
Styles - (Scared) "Ok, ok! Sorry Mike!"
Knox - (Takes deep breath) "That's no problem, Joey. Secondly, that question isn't for me to answer. It's a question directed at Shawn himself. If you want me to make a proper statement then you're going to have to ask me a question that concerns me directly."
Styles - "Well...I can't think of anything so bye!"
Joey goes to leave but Knox stands in his way, looking angry. Joey looks down and quickly has a flash of inspiration and attempts to salvage the situation.
Styles - "Oh wait, of course I have a question for you Mike! Please forgive me for being so forgetful!"
Knox - "That's...ok."
Styles - "Erm...so...do you plan on getting involved in tonight's contest? And if so...how do you plan on getting through the confinds of the solid steel cage?"
Knox smirks to himself.
Knox - "You have a knack for asking stupid questions, Joey. Like I'm going to give any of my battle strategies to you, especially not before I plan to implement them. I will tell you this though, I am not taking this match lightly. Just because I'm not involved directly doesn't mean I haven't been working with Shawn closely in figuring out different gameplans for each possible scenario. I am a Gorilla in the Mist, Joey. A threat you can't see coming so must remain in constant fear of. Now if that's all, I've got to get back to Shawn."
Styles - "...Sure Mike, good luck."
Knox gives a threatening look at Styles until Joey takes the hint and leaves. Knox makes sure nobody else is around before opening the door and carefully heading back inside Shawn Michael's lockeroom.
*A crew of men slowly begin putting up the supports for the steel cage match later tonight. As each piece of the cage is hoisted up a few men stand on each side in order to better balance and hold up the cage.*
Man 1: Okay Johnny, I think it is all set.
Man 2: Got it, Nick. Alright everyone get ready while we get the cables on the top so we can raise it to the ceiling and make sure nobody gets hurt.
*Triple H slowly walks down towards the cage. He wears jeans and a No Way Out t-shirt and smiles as he looks up towards it. He moves towards the door.*
Hey guys, mind if I take a couple minutes inside the cage before you raise it up?
Johnny: Nah, we were about to take lunch, anyways. Take five, guys.
*Triple H gets in the cage as the last of the men empty out. He smiles as he stands in the middle.*
Tonight..In this very ring my former best friend and I are going to be locked in this cage like a couple of animals. We are going to tear each other apart just like everyone wants to see. There is only one way out of this cage tonight, Shawn. They are going to have to carry you out on a stretcher! You have messed with the wrong guy and tonight I am going to get my revenge. I might have in the past made the mistake of thinking I should show mercy on you after all we went through together. But tonight I will show none, I will beat you within an inch of your life.
You made it this way, Shawn. From the moment several months ago when you kicked me in my face until I step out of this ring tonight with my arm raised in victory..Only then is it over. I say when its over and I am not going to be done with you until you have learned never to cross the Game. Whether you be my former friend or a new guy walking through that door for the very first time.
I am at the top of my game, feeling the best I have since this whole thing started. I never thought you would do what you have to me, Shawn...But I have long ago accepted that you are the same guy you were the first time I met you. You are still the vile son of a bitch you always were and I admit normally I would like that. It feels a little different when I am on the other side of it.
*Triple H walks to the side of the cage and begins to shake it.*
As your blood spills upon this ring tonight I want you to think back to all the people in your career that you have screwed over. You won't do it to me, Shawn..This is my night and as the road to Wrestlemania continues I will toss you to the side of the path towards my glory and return to championship contention.
My time is coming again to get back on that throne and to do so every now and then a good King must smite an enemy. Tonight when you and I dual it will time for me to smite you!
*Triple H lets go of the cage and slowly exits as the men return from their break to continue their work for No Way Out's set.*
First to the ring…
The Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels!
And his opponent…
The Game… Triple H!
HBK vs HHH (Steel Cage)
First to 3
15 minutes
First to 3
15 minutes
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HBK and Triple H go back and forth all match. Both are bloody from numerous cage shots both have taken. Triple H irish whips HBK and goes for a High Knee… but Shawn hits a flying forarm instead! He’s climbing the top rope… Elbow drop! Triple H gets his foot up! Both men are down!
Just then, Knox is shown running down to ringside. When he gets there, he begins looking under the ring. He grabs hold of something and pulls out… a sledgehammer!
He looks in the ring and HBK is now standing up, asking for him to throw the weapon. Triple H is trying to pull himself up in the corner. Knox tosses the hammer in, but HBK couldn’t catch it and he stumbles. He recovers and picks up the Sledgehammer. He turns around… SPEAR BY TRIPLE H! He begins landing blow after blow to shawns head. He gets up and is pumped up! He reaches down and grabs the sledgehammer and lines up a shot to HBK.
But Knox has climbed onto the cage and reaches in and grabs the handle of the hammer! The two have a small tug of war until Triple H notices HBK and ducks… Shawn superkicks the Hammer forcing the handle of the hammer into Knox’s ribs, sending him back down to the floor. HBK is shocked at what just happened! Triple H stands up, and quickly kicks Shawn… pedigree!
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Here is your winner… The Game… Triple H!![/quote]
Welcome to the Dirt Sheet. I'm John Morrison and if I had it my way, my abs would be the number one contenders to the Unified Tag Team Championship.
And I am your Chick Magnet... THE MIZ! Now tonight live on Pay Per View, we defend our hard earned Unified Tag Team Championships. Unfortunately John, it isn't against your abs though.
But it would be an epic match, wouldn't it, Miz?
They'd have to recall copies of that Tag Team DVD to add that match in.
They'd have to add a bonus disc just for that one match alone.
But no, we are not defending the Tag Team Titles against my abs. Instead we're defending them against...
MVP and Matt Striker.
It's hard to believe they were considered worthy of a shot ahead of your abs.
Just one of the many mysteries of the universe, Miz.
With MVP and Striker challenging, PPV buyrates have plummeted. I know we're on the show defending our tag titles, but fans don't tend to like a foregone conclusion.
Well, I'm sure many of our fans are tuning in just to see how badly we dominate the -get this- Cult of Light.
OH NO! THE CULT OF THE LIGHT?! I'M SO SCARED! THEY HAVE A SCARY NAME!
Not since the glory day of the Ding Dongs has any team's name struck such fear into the hearts of fans everywhere.
So which 1980s territory do the "Cult of the Light"...
*Miz waves his arms in the air sarcastically*
....come from anyways? Memphis right?
Probably. Sounds like the type of lame-ass gimmick those hicks would buy into.
Yeah but atleast back in the day they tried to wear scary attire. Was the fancy dress shop closed when MVP and Striker went to buy their attire and they had to resort to making it themselves?!
That must be it.
A word of advice, boys. Argyle is not scary. Power Ranger costumes are not scary. Try to put a little effort into it. With a little effort, even you guys can be scar-
Morrison bursts out laughing.
Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face any longer.
That's just cruel John! Come on now! Look! They've obviously put in a lot of effort!
Yes they have.
If they were in a first grade production of Jack and the Beanstalk. But this isn't fantasy land.
We don't wear argyle at the Palace of Wisdom, Striker.
But MVP could have a place at the Palace of Wisdom. I mean with his high-larious "attire". His Power Ranger getup? He would fit in great as the palace's court jester don't ya think?
But we don't need another court jester. What about Julio?
Well I mean, I know we felt bad for Kennedy being unemployed and everything, but a) he's so unbelievably bad that he's gone beyond the point of being able to laugh all the way back to him just being annoying. And b) I heard he's working somewhere else on Saturdays now! He didn't even tell us!
Kennedy found employment elsewhere? What's next, you gonna tell me the Cool Connection got jobs somewhere else too?
Now come on John. A jokes a joke, but that'd be too much for ANYONE to believe!
Just like I thought. But speaking of jokes, I believe that brings us back to the topic at hand, The Cult of Light and our title defense tonight.
And indeed, one half of that scary tandem... Matt Striker!
You thought he was bad enough just to listen too, it's been worse since he returned to the ring. I mean seriously, how does someone with zero talent and zero charisma manage to find employment on the A-show, Smackdown? I mean, if he was on Raw, maybe I could understand, but our show? Forget it!
You'd think a guy with his supposed intelligence levels would know to stay out of the ring, and sit behind his little desk spouting off stuff that nobody will remember in a week. The guy was a perfect fit to be a commentator in 2010 WCWWE! And he threw it all away to make a fool out of himself in the ring. But then, we are talking about the same guy who thought that taking sick days was the same thing as regular leave when he was a teacher.
If he had half the intelligence he claims to have, he'd find a job doing something he's good at, like being boring. Maybe he could be a teach- oh wait, you already screwed that one up, didn't you Matt? Hmm, what kind of job can we find for Matt Striker that puts his unique... "talents" to good use?
He could be an accountant?
Hmm, that could work. Maybe he could be a mime.
Atleast then we wouldn't have to hear him running his mouth and boring us to tears. How about he becomes... a porn star? Oh no wait...
Good job Miz. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Wow. Sorry about that JoMo! I know we have a title match and it's a foregone conclusion, but we don't want people seeing you vomit. That would NOT be good for the image!
No it wouldn't. So let's direct the discussion away from Matt Striker and over to his slightly less disgusting parter.
Less disgusting, but infinitely more of a looooser.
Indeed he is, as goes the story of Montel Vontavious Porter.
Once upon a time a Power Ranger was significant. He came into WCWWE and struck gold. Within 7 months he was the United States Champion... but then when that was through he went on a long long LOOOOSING streak!
I guess someone must've been in possession of a green candle, huh Miz?
You sure do love Power Rangers don't ya?
Go Green Ranger, GO!
Dear me... but then the "Green Ranger" as you call him, won a little briefcase and found a few friends. We'll call them the Brown Rangers. I'm sure you can work it out.
...Indeed. So now, the Green Ranger has the briefcase, he has friends, and at One Night Stand, he would have something else.
Oh yes John. He went on to become the WCWWE Champ.... on a show where the champ wasn't prepared to fight him... and had already had a match... and it was a ladder match... and he was exhausted... and he just about won in spite of it all... Real hard fought way to win a title huh? You'd never see us take advantage of disadvantaged opponents to win our ti.... and we'd never take advantage of a team breaki...
Yano what? Let's just look at the epic reign of MVP, WCWWE Champion!!!
*A music video plays, with sappy music over clips of MVP's "greatest" Championship moments, including various losses on Raw, Smackdown, and ECW, including being beat by Hurricane Helms, Chavo Guerrero, and Jamie Noble on consecutive weeks, and culminating with his loss to Shawn Michaels, less than a month after becoming Champion.*
When the video ends, Miz and Morrison are seen wiping fake tears from their eyes.
Wow... I mean... just wow.
Leeeeaaaavve the memorieeeees alone!
TELLLLLL MEEEEEE A LIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
I can't believe Old Yeller died!
However, the story does take a turn for the better. As right around the corner was King of the Ring.
Ah yes. The King of the Ring. Where MVP cheated his way past 3 other men to become #1 contender for Chavo's title at Summerslam.
And he took that opportunity. He grabbed it with both hands and... and... oh wait no he failed again didn't he?
And that's just what's gonna happen tonight. MVP and Matt Striker will fail ONCE AGAIN!
Nobody can compare to the Unified Tag Team Champions, John Morrison and The Miz!
Because we... are... awesome!
Be jealous!
First to the ring…
The team of MVP and Matt Striker… the Cult!
And their opponents…
The reigning undisputed tag team champions… John Morrison and The Miz!
Unified Tag Team Championship
©John Morrison/The Miz vs. Matt Striker/Montel Vontavious Porter
First to 4
15 minutes
©John Morrison/The Miz vs. Matt Striker/Montel Vontavious Porter
First to 4
15 minutes
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Morrison nails the Starship Pain on Striker, but MVP breaks up the pin attempt… Miz rushes in begins to trade blows with MVP. Morrison comes over to help. MVP tries fighting both men off but to no avail. Eventually Striker gets back to his feet and grabs Miz and throws him over the top rops. Morrison turns around and tries to superkick Striker… but he ducks it! Golden Rule!
Miz tries to come back in the ring, but MVP hits a players boot on him as he was stepping thru the ropes.
Striker makes the pin on Morrison..
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Here are your winners and NEW Undisputed Tag Team Champions… MVP and Matt Striker!!
Tonight is the night. Tonight is the night I once again take my place at the top of the mountain. After the year I've had, I finally get to say, once again, the champ is HERE!
And you say, Vladimir, that I wouldn't like you when you're angry. Well that's just fine. Because it isn't about you, understand that. This is about the WCWWE Championship. It was about showing that at any second, bam! One FU and I'm the new champion. Just like that. All it takes is three seconds. Because yall ytour accomlishments, all your bragging about beating all the world chanmpions on Raw, none of that matters when that bell rings. We will go into that ring as two gladiators and at the end of it all we will find out who the better man is.
But you know what, this isn't the only order of business I have tonight. Come with me.
*Cena walks off and the cameraman follows. Eventually Cena stops outside an arena club box suite. Cena knocks, then enters.*
Well, well, well, just the man I was looking for.
*The camera pans to show Dolph Ziggler(still in shades) and Michelle McCool dressed very nicely watching the show from their private luxury suite. Dolph looks over and sees Cena. He stands up and throws his arm out*
Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler
I know who you are. Winner of the 2010 Royal Rumble, the man who's going to main event Wrestlemania. You know I happened to see you on Fight Club last night. Some big words you were spouting there. I hope you're enjoying the show. Because after toinight all the pressure is on you. As the Royal Rumble winner, people are expecting you to go on an win the big one. Yet that is easier said than done. Believe me, I know.
*pulls his hand back* Very good. And I know history too. The last two rumble winners have not gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. A streak I plan to break... And if memory serves me... You, Johnny, started that streak. And lets not forget who eliminated you from the rumble. That's right... me. So lets not compare your past blunders to my future achievements.
As for you, I wouldn't be worried about Wrestlemania right now. You have quite the challenge in Vladimir Kozlov here tonight. He's WCWWE Champion for a reason, ya know. I've had the honor of facing him in the ring, and he's as tough.. if not tougher.. than his reputation.
Yeah, you eliminated me from the Rumble. You and eleven other guys. Well done, you were part of the mob.
But you want to talk about achievments? Let me remind you of something. My last title reign lasted thirteen months. No-one has managed a run anywhere near that long since. Certainly not Vladimir Kozlov. And I aim to break that streak. Vladimir Kozlov will just be the first victim. And unfortunately for you Dolph, you'll be the second.
*pulls out his cell phone* Tazz just called... he wants his .... ya know what... nevermind. Not worth using an old joke, on a guy using an old catchphrase from an old wrestler now turned announcer, who's living nearly 4 years in the past.
You were good John... at one time... but I must ask... what have you done lately?
No, no, no, the question is what am I going to do next. And that is win the WCWWE Championship. Which is more than you will achieve.
Seeing is believing Johnny... And I'm going to have a great view of the action tonight... Now if you'll excuse me... I have a show to enjoy.
Well you just sit back an enjoy the main event. And after I win the title, you think about that roll you've been on and how good that's been. Because at Wrestlemania you hit a brick wall.
*Dolph laughs slightly as Cena exits. Ziggler sits back down with McCool and pours some champagne.*
What was he going on about?
Not totally sure, but I think he just threatened to headbutt me at Wrestlemania.
*McCool looks puzzled as Ziggler drinks his champagne and goes back to watching the rest of the show*
Tonight is my first defence of this beautiful championship and I am very, very excited. The great champs will tell you that there is more to being a champion than just winning the belt, you have to go on and defend that championship. Winning one match may make you a champion but it doesn't make you a great champion. Now that all my hard work, dedication and effort has earned me this belt I intend to hold it for a long-time. I'm not deluded I realise that there are still the nay-sayers out there, the people that feel my modelling background means I shouldn't be in this company. There are people that have consistently stated that I'm holding back other women and that I don't have the skills required to stay at the top. My answer? Well i've proved the doubters wrong before and I'll do it again. How many of those doubters said I couldn't make it to WCWWE?? How many said I couldn't become number one contender? How many said I couldn't become champion. Wrestling isn't in my blood, but I have developed an insatiable passion for it and nobody can dismiss the hours of blood, sweat and tears I have put in to get myself to where I am now. I'm not going to let all that effort go to waste.
Layla, you got one over on me in Tuesday night. I took you at your word and you made me pay. I genuinely thought you had changed and were willing to be different for me. I was wrong, I made a mistake. But so did you. Ya see LaLa, you think you now have an advantage ahead of tonight, but in actual fact you may live to regret you're wee moment in the sun. I've already stated my desire to start off my championship run with a win here tonight but thanks to you I now have an added motivation. Nobody likes to be laid out the way I was on Tuesday night, but as I proved during Raw on Wednesday I'm not suffering any physical effects. Ironically, in fact, mentally I'm now sharper, more prepared. I'm determined to put you right back in your place by defeating you tonight. You may have defeated every other Smackdown diva to earn your shot and undoubtedly I need to respect your abilities in the ring. In syaing that I believe that I can beat you and I plan fully on doing that tonight. Here's hoping for your sake you can live with the consequences of your actions on Tuesday.
*Alicia smiles sweetly at the camera, gets out of her chair and walks out of shot*
First to the ring…
The challenger… Layla!
And her opponent…
The reigning Women’s Champion… Alicia Fox!
Women's Championship
©Alicia Fox vs. Layla
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©Alicia Fox vs. Layla
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punches and an irish whip… then goes for a back body drop.
AX KICK BY ALICIA!
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Here is your winner… and STILL WCWWE Women’s Champion… Alicia Fox!
alika alika alika... ~gigglez~
You miss have made a grave mistake by getting involved in our personal business with Katie Lea Burchill. You see, me and Tiffany were at the time willing to concentrate on getting our pink playboy bunny back, but you getting involved made us realize something!
we BOTH wan ~pretty~ belts 2 put arund ur sexiii little waists OMGZ!!!111112345
Exactly. So yes, we want our Bunny Belt back, but now we want that thing around YOUR waist back too. The women's championship may be old and ugly looking...
But ~OMGZ~ once me and Tiffany have it we'll give it a MAKKKEEOOOVVERRR lolz
Yup! We both deserve pretty accessories to place around our perfect bodies. And we'll get them too. Alicia, you shouldn't have involved yourself, you stupid stupid ugly BITCH!
John Cena. I thought you were different from all the others. I thought you had honor. I thought you were about sportsmanship, but I guess I was wrong. Cena, After I helped against the Colons, and after we teamed together against the Second City Saints, I thought perhaps we shared a mutual respect, maybe even a bond of sorts. But when you lifted me up and delivered that FU, all of that went out the window. You and I may have been partners at one time, but those days are through. Tonight Cena, you will experience what countless others before you have already felt: Domination.
Dolph Ziggler, I know you will be watching. I was very impressed by your performance against Dolph Ziggler on Fight Club last night. I hope you pay close attention to this match tonight. For it is your future. Just remember, you may have beaten 29 other men, but you have not beaten me. And at WrestleMania, that will not change.
And on a final note. Sir David Hart, I did not appreciate being attacked on Raw. Nor did I appreciate you attacking Hacksaw Duggan. After the way we took you in, especially Hacksaw, and how he mentored you. I would‘ve expected you to be more grateful. You know longer deserve your title of knighthood. You are now just David to me. Your time is coming, David. Your time is coming.
Kozlov picks up his belt and exit’s the locker room.
No… WCWWE UNIVERSE… let me hear you…. ARE YOU RRRRRrrrready!? *LOUD CHEERS*
Then for the thousands in attendance… and the millions watching around the world…. LLLlllllets get ready to Ruuuumblllllle!!
First… making his way down to the ring…
The Challanger…. John Cena!!!
And his opponent…
The reigning WCWWE Undisputed Heavyweight Champion… Vladamir Kozlov!
WCWWE Championship
John Cena vs. Vladimir Kozlov
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John Cena vs. Vladimir Kozlov
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Kozlov puts Cena in a bearhug. He slings him from side to side trying to wear his opponent down.
Cena eventually gets his arms under Kozlovs and struggles against his grip. Finally, Cena is able to power out of the bear hug and begins landing blow after blow. He irish whips him, Kozlov bounces of the ropes… Cena with a shoulderblock!! NO!! Kozlov hit him with the battering ram! Pin!!
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KICKOUT!! OH MY GOD! Cena is still in this!
Kozlov picks him up, and sets him up for another bear hug… Cena hits a drop toe hold! STFU!! Kozlov is screaming out in pain! He begins crawling to the ropes, but cena begins to really pull back on the move. Kozlov pushes himself off the mat… then, in an incredible display of power, lunges towards the rope and grabs on. Cena has no choice but to let go.
Cena picks Kozlov up.. He lifts him up for the FU… but Kozlov delivers several elbows… and cena drops him… STEEL CURTAIN!!
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The referee was pulled out of the ring!! Who is that? It’s a man with a black mask on. He just knocked the ref out with a steel chair! Is it Ziggler? Did he decide to get involved in this match?
Kozlov lays there waiting for the ref to finish the count. The crowd has counted a 7 count and still no final bell. Kozlov looks around and sees the man in black. He reaches down and grabs the man from behind by the mask… The man swings the chair up and nails Kozlov in the skull. Kozlov falls to the mat. The man tries to get in the ring…
Just then, Ziggler runs down to the ring and hits the guy from behind. The man crawls in the ring to try to get away from Ziggler, but Ziggler chases after him… the man runs to the other side of the ring. Ziggler isn’t quite able to catch him in time… but was able to nab the mask before he exited…
ITS DAVID HART!!! Why did he get involved with this match!? Ziggler chases after Hart who makes his way to the back. Inside the ring, Cena has now gotten to a vertical base, apparently unaware of what happened. Kozlov is slowly trying to get to his feet. Cena rushes over to him… hoists him up… FU!! PIN!!
But where’s the ref!? Cena is calling for another ref to come down and make the pin! Finally, one rushes down!
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KICKOUT!! Kozlov kicked out! I can’t believe it! And neither can Cena!
Cena quickly rolls Kozlov over… STFU!!
Kozlov is barely conscious… but refuses to tap! Finally he goes limp… the ref checks him by lifing the arm.. It drops…
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Lifts it again…
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Lifts it one more time….
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The ref calls for the bell!!
The ref talks to the announcer…
The winner of the match …. An NEW WCWWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION… JOHN CENA!!!
Amazing! The ref deemed that Kozlov was unable to continue and awarded the match to Cena!
Cena is shown celebrating in the ring…
What a wild night it has been tonight… Thanks for tuning in! See you all on Tuesday Night Smackdown!