Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 17:50:31 GMT -5
We cut into the arena where the pyros explode and the fans go wild with excitement in anticipation of one of the biggest shows of the year.
JR: Hello everyone, and welcome to WCWWE King of the Ring 2009! Tonight we finally get our answer – tonight we discover who really is the KING, King! I have full confidence that tonight the crown is coming home to Raw.
JL: Regardless of who wins tonight there is really only one King, and you’re looking at him. However, the winner of the tournament tonight gets a title opportunity at Summerslam! And the Raw action doesn’t stop with the tournament, because tonight we have a Buried Alive match pitting Chris Jericho against the Undertaker. Tonight, someone will rest... in... peace.
MS: Well my Raw accomplices that certainly is true. There’s no Michael Cole here tonight to “assist” me but nevertheless it’s a huge night. But tonight Smackdown! has the coupe de grace in my humble opinion – the bitter rivalry may well come to its conclusion here tonight when Randy Orton takes on Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match!
JM: In MY humble opinion ECW is in charge here tonight Todd. There are two title matches tonight both with ECW challengers – Katie Lea and Chavo Guerrero both get their chance at glory tonight against Kenny Dykstra and Shawn Michaels respectively.
TG: Not only that, but we have a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match between Rey Mysterio and Hurricane Helms! Oh my. It’s a stacked card tonight.
MS: This should be quite an opening contest - a rare interbrand match pitting Her Majesty's Champion, William Regal from Smackdown! against Raw's Leonardo Spanky. William Regal had some thoughts to share with you all...
I'm a busy man these days, it seems. Not only do I have to face that lunatic Kane on SmackDown my most prestigious of title belts on the line, tonight I have the chance to compete in 3 seperate matches in order to retain my King Of The Ring crown. Well I've done it once, and with another year's worth of experience and training under my belt, I'm more than assured that I shall repeat last year's glorious triumph with consummate ease. Just looking at the competition.."Leonardo Spanky?" Honestly, sometimes I feel like this place has turned into an asylum. Leonardo, I haven't forgotten that you are an impressive technician, but I am the master of the technical style, and I would be more the happy to give you the wrestling lesson of your life tonight. You'll be better for the experience, trust me.
If I become King Of The Ring for the second time tonight, I would obviously show these cretins why I'm worthy of such a title. I rule the wrestling ring like its my kingdom, and soon enough, I shall rule over the WCWWE, as its best wrestler by a long, long way. Tonight is for Queen and country, and nobody, be it MVP, Batista or anybody else, is going to be able to stop the inevitable.
Cheerio, gentlemen. Your future king has some training to be doing.
The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 10 minute time limit, and is a King of the Ring Quarter Final match. Introducing first, from Blackpool, England, weighing 244 pounds, he is Her Majesty’s Champion, William Regal!
JR: Well William Regal certainly not short on confidence of victory here tonight, but over on Raw we have a top superstar waiting to prove him wrong. Leonardo Spanky is standing by right now with Raw's interviewer, Melina.
*The camera cuts to see Leonardo Spanky standing with Melina*
Melina: I'm standing by with the man that beat Kofi Kingsston and D-Lo Brown to advance into the King of the Ring tonight, Leonardo Spanky. Leo, tonight you have quite the challenge in front of you as you try to become the King of the Ring. Big Show, Batista, Montel Vontavious Porter, Carlito, Low-Ki, and Extreme Tag Team Champion Dolph Ziggler are all in the tournament, and any of those men could see you later on should you advance to the second round. What are your thoughts about tonight?
My thoughts... Melina, if you look at all those men I could very well face, you notice one thing. Out of everyone involved in the tournament, I'm the shortest. I'm the lightest. Hell, most of these guys are looking past me and onto their next opponent, figuring I'm nothing more than a "warm-up" match.
And you know what? That's what I want them to think.
I want them to look past me, I want them to not focus on me during the match. And when they're preoccupied, that's when Leonardo Spanky is at his most dangerous. I've said it before, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. You can take any one of my potential opponents and match them next to me in terms of heart, and they all pale in comparison. I'm going to go out there and win this tournament, not for selfish reasons, not for championship gold... but to prove that my heart will go on.
And what are your thoughts on your first round opponent, William Regal?
Regal... the man that holds the very title I've held twice. First title holder, if I'm not mistaken. Will, I'm going to be straight with you. Yeah, you've been fighting ever since you were 15. Yeah, you are the champion for a reason. And yeah, you could beat me.
But you won't. You see, while you may have all the credentials in the world to be King, you have to get through me to do it. And quite frankly, you don't have the... "stones", in order to beat me. Because I promise you this William. You can knock me down as many times as you want, but I will get back up every time. You can put me in as many submissions as you want, and I will esccape. You will have to KILL ME in order to make it to the second round, because I will not go down easily. I am going to defeat you and everyone else that stands in my way of becoming the King, and there is nothing that can stop me.
William, when we step into that ring, when you see the fighter's passion in my eyes, you'll know that I mean every word that I've said. And you'll know that my heart will go on.
*Leonardo Spanky walks off camera*
And his opponent, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Leonardo Spanky!
King of the Ring Quarter Final
William Regal vs. Leonardo Spanky
4 votes
10 minutes
Spanky gives Regal more than he bargained for with a series of flying forearms and back elbows, as well as breaking out a springboard clothesline to knock HM Champ to the mat. 2 count for Spanky.
He brings Regal up for the Kendrick but Regal throws him overhead like a ragdoll for a T-Bone suplex. 2 count for HM Champ.
Regal picks up Kendrick and starts to beat him down in the corner. The ref pulls Regal off allowing Spanky to hit a flying forearm again, and pop off a hurracanrana. Regal is dazed and wanders into the Kendrick attempt by Kendrick again, but Regal flips Kendrick up and over him, swings an elbow, but Kendrick ducks and cradles him for 1-2-Regal turns it into a cradle of his own.
1-2-Regal grabs the ropes-3!
Here is your winner, Her Majesty's Champion, William Regal!
JM: Well a travesty just took place here tonight and we're only one match in. Regal stole the victory for poor Spanky.
TG: Spanky must be absolutely devastated right now Josh. But don't worry, ECW is going to get revenge for Leonardo, because the winner of the all ECW match upcoming will face Regal later tonight in the semi finals.
JM: That's true Todd. Now both Dolph Ziggler and Low Ki had some comments for us today. Earlier today, here's what Dolph had to say:
A very old car with a bad paint job and smoke coming out the exhaust pulls up at the arena. Out steps Dolph Ziggler and his wife Rosa. Dolph is wearing his partly torn Burger King crown and the Extreme Tag Title over his shoulder. Tony Atlas runs up to him.
Tony: Dolph Ziggla! Last night on EC Dubya your quarta final oppon'nt Kow Ki attacked ya frien Jack Swaggah. Where is he tonight?
I told him to stay at home and rest. Tonight Mr. Low Ki will get his just desserts. NO ONE attacks my tag team partner and gets away with it! Low Ki does not understand that I am the King of the Ring. Hell they named this show after me. And when some peasant takes it upon himself to attack my most loyal follower I shall take it upon myself to beat some respect into them.
Just like in every kingdom there are rebels. And while most of the WCWWE Universe respect and adore me there are but a few who do not appreciate me at all. Those are the ones who will feel the wrath of King Dolph Ziggler and all his Zigglemaniacs accross the globe. These rebels are mere s***stains on the toilet bowl of my kingship. Even my tarty, slutty, ugly fat whore of a queen is more dignified than these rebels. Low Ki is their leader and tonight when I silence Low Ki I will silence them all.
After I beat Low Ki I will win two more matches then my beautiful coronation ceremony begins. Celebrities and Superstars the world over will gather and watch in awe as I officially become King of the WCWWE. And then they will leave as my disgusting wife is crowned queen.
Anyway Low Ki you sir are a coward and you have absolutely no respect for your king. But tonight I will destroy you and I will make sure you never enter my kingdom again. I am King Dolph Ziggler! I am the King of WCWWE! PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH! for I am f***ing awesome!
ALL HAIL KING DOLPH!
ALL HAIL KING DOLPH!
ALL HAIL KING DOLPH!
The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 10 minute time limit, and is a King of the Ring Quarter Final match. Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing 213 pounds, he is one half of the Extreme Tag Team Champions, Dolph Ziggler!
TG: And now, here is what Low Ki had to say earlier tonight.
King of the Ring.
A title that guarantees success. A title that proves who the best man in the WWE truly is. A title that I am destined to hold.
Now, more than a few of my opponents are taking the win as a foregone conclusion. I intend to prove them wrong tonight in the most painful fashion possible.
Whether it be a superstar from Raw, Smackdown, or ECW, know this: When you step into the ring for the finals against me, I will destroy you. This is not arrogance, this is fact.
Tonight, the World Warrior becomes the King Warrior.
And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 180 pounds, he is Low Ki!
King of the Ring Quarter Final
Dolph Ziggler vs. Low Ki
4 votes
10 minutes
After a hard hitting match back and forth, Dolph has finally gained the upper hand on Ki with a rear chinlock. Ki begins to fight out and comes off the ropes with a series of stiff chops to the chest of Ziggler. He runs the ropes and is cut off with a knee to the gut from Dolph, who follows with a gutbuster and an STO for 2.
Ki comes back at him for a clothesline, misses, but hits a back kick to the face for 2.
Back up again, Low Ki sets up Dolph for the Ki Krusher, but Dolph surprises him out of nowhere with the Ziggliac for the win.
Here is your winner, one half of the Extreme Tag Team Champions: Dolph Ziggler
This is Joey Styles backstage with one of the King of the Ring Particpants the former worlds champion Montel Vontavious Porter MVP with his Bodyguard Mr.Braddoc-
*Styles is suddenly cut off by Mr.Braddock wrapping his hand around his throat and slamming him into the wall*
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
Do you think we don't hear you?
When you insult us from your little pedestal because of our actions?
OUR ACTIONS TO BENEFIT TRASH LIKE YOU!
We try to help those like you but because you view our actions as a little out of line?
So you talk.....
You talk and you talk and you talk from your little seat above the world
You look down at those leading the revolution and those fighting in it and you have the nerve to open your mouth and pass Judgement
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HIM!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE CULT!
You still your tongue and watch the show or we might just have to confiscate it.
Onto the King of the Ring
My opponents?
Dolph Ziggler
A Man who thinks attacking his own wife makes him controversial
He thinks he's strong
He thinks he's me
I hurt those who I see as Obstacles regardless of Gender
We?
We are different people
I am a Revolutionary,A Leader I am the man who will bring the New Wave over this company
Ziggler?
He's a man
Nothing more
Nothing less
A Talented Man
But just a man
He is nothing more than a bump on my road to greatness
Low-Ki
He's think he's intimidating
He also thinks he's a man
He is not
He is a Five Foot half-man who think that because he's been around the world that makes him worth a damn in this company
If I flush a turd and it goes around the world does that make it worth a damn?
No
The Revolution has no need for garbage like you Low-Ki
The wave will wash over this company
and you'll be sent out on another Round the World tour
You won't come back from it
Batista
I remember you
I beat you
When I was World Champion
And you could'nt even get in the Chamber match
Your the definition of a Puppet Batista
Your simply one of RAW's Puppets
But just like all of RAW when the Wave comes
You will go under Batista
Your good Batista...........and maybe..............just maybe
If you found your way off RAW and back to the Purity of Smackdown........The Blue Show...........MY SHOW
I'd find it in my heart to give you a place in the Revolution
Big Show
Another man I've beaten
Another man who fellin the chamber
You see you are a common man
A Large Common man
But still a Common man
A Dinosaur like you?
Does not deserve to share a ring with me
You are simply another Face in the crowd
Carlito
The so called Resistance's representative in this affair
You use your high-flying offense Carlito
Only sets you up for a bigger fall
Come we have preparation
*Braddock drops Styles and follows MVP in leaving*
The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 10 minute time limit, and is a King of the Ring Quarter Final match. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing 249 pounds, he represents the Cult of the Light, Montel Vontavious Porter, M.V.P.!
MS: It's an intriguing match here as the Resistance battles the Cult of the Light. And here is what the man on the other side of that divide had to say - Carlito.
I really did it, King of the Ring. I have the opportunity to become something awesome. King of the Ring.
MVP I know that you are a former world champion and I have great respect for you, but we are not friends. You are the cult leader and I am a member of the Resistance and I promised R-Truth and the rest of the guys I would beat you and I am just going to do that.
And the greatest thing about this, even if I win this match, I have to wrestle Batista or Big Show, who are MONSTERS on Raw.
Talk about being an underdog.
And if I win I am even going to summerslam, which is even better.
So this is my time, my opportunity and I am going to use it!
And his opponent, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing 220 pounds, Carlito!
King of the Ring Quarter Final
M.V.P. vs. Carlito
4 votes
10 minutes
Carlito hits a springboard dropkick and a leg lariat for 2. He goes for the backstabber but MVP hangs onto the ropes and gets a jack knife cover for a 2 count.
Back up, MVP misses a big boot and gets hit with a backstabber. 1-2-... the referee gets pulled out of the ring by The Miz, who is standing with Gail Kim. They distract the official, as John Morrison comes into the ring and hits the Moonlight Drive. He puts Porter on top 1-2-3.
Here is your winner: MVP!
JL: Wow, MVP steals the victory from out of nowhere. I guess he owes John Morrison and The Miz thanks.
JR: I don't think Miz and Morrison did it for MVP King. I think they wanted to cost Carlito the match more than they wanted to help Montel. But it's all irrelevant, the winner of this next match is going to win the whole thing - it'll be a Raw star afterall. And earlier tonight Big Show had some thoughts.
Well, this is it. Mr DiBiase has laid it all on the line tonight. His career is in my hands. Well, unlike the Elimination Chamber, and unlike the 6 Pack Challenge - tonight, I shall succeed. 7 other guys will all be vying for that crown, and it has been held by some great wrestlers, but tonight I shall become the biggest, baddest and meanest King in the history of the tournament.
So much is riding on victory tonight..failure is NOT an option. Ever since Ted made the announcement, I've been thinking - thinking about the opportunities he has given me, and its time I gave something back to him. With Mr DiBiase as General Manager of RAW, I know job security is well in hand, I know title shots are well in hand, and I know that nobody could replace him. Nobody could run that show as well as he does, I'm convinced of it.
The World's Largest Athlete will prove his dominance tonight, starting with Batista. You're a big, strong guy Dave, but I'm bigger, I'm stronger, and I'm more determined than ever, and you'll be merely a speedbump on my way to the crown. Once I've served up 3 knockout punches, I'll be secure in the knowledge that I've done right by Mr DiBiase, as well as knowing that I'll have earned a one-on-one title shot at long last. Whether its Michaels, Chavo or any other schmuck - it doesn't matter one bit. All that matters is that sooner rather than later, you'll be looking at the greatest champion this company has ever seen.
Now get the hell out of here!
The following contest is scheduled for 4 votes with a 10 minute time limit, and is a King of the Ring Quarter Final match. Introducing first, from Tampa, Florida, weighing 485 pounds, The Big Show!
JR: And Batista had something to say as well.
First of all, everybody is asking what I did backstage on Raw and all I can tell you guys is, wait, just wait.
Second, King of the Ring.
Big Show, isn't it funny that we have to face each other in the first match?
Well, this is even better. Because we both are 100% and we are going to fight until someone can´t stand anymore and after I am finished with you, I am going to beat anyone else in my path.
I am not really focused right now at the moment, because I have to deal with other things, but I will do anything to become WCWWE Champion. And who ever wins tonight in the Main Event, I am coming for you.
And his opponent, from Washington, DC, weighing 290 pounds, “The Animal” Batista!
King of the Ring Quarter Final
The Big Show vs. Batista
4 votes
10 minutes
Batista goes for a shoulder block in the corner but runs head first into the steel turnbuckle, knocking him silly. Show immediately takes advantage and chokeslams the dazed Batista for the 1-2-3.
Here is your winner: The Big Show
JR: And the Big Show makes it to the semi finals King. He'll face MVP in the semi.
JL: And in the other semi final it'll be William Regal taking on Dolph Ziggler. All that to come later tonight.
JM: With the first round tonight in the books we move onto other matters for now. The semi finals will be later tonight, but up next we have Hurricane Helms taking on Rey Mysterio.
TG: And it will be a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. This video package will explain how this all came together tonight.
For years, he was loved by the fans.
Todd: Rey Mysterio is the obvious crowd favorite here tonight![/color]
But then, something changed.
Here are your winners, Rey Mysterio, and Evan Bourne!
As Bourne celebrates on the top turnbuckle, Rey suddenly clobbers him from behind. Bourne falls in an upside down postion in the corner. Rey quickly hit's a running baseball slide on Bourne. Rey then follows up with a tornado DDT.
Josh: Was that REY MYSTERIO who just turned on his partner?!
I am sick of carrying newcomers around here! I am here for 7 years now and I still have to do this s***. I am my own man now and things are going to change around here
Answers are given.
So everyone asks me why I turned on Evan Bourne last week. And like I said last week, I am SICK AND TIRED of carrying new guys like that! I don’t want to win the tag team titles! I am a SINGLES Wrestler and the only thing I have in mind now is the WCWWE TITLE!
"Dramatic Pause"
Guys like Evan come to me and ask "Rey, what can I do to get over? , should I try this move? , Do you want to hang out after the Show Rey?"
FIRST OF ALL YOU LITTLE PUNKS, IT IS SIR FOR YOU!
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM WRESTLING FOR OVER 20 YEARS NOW AND A GUY THAT PISSED HIS PANTS 20 YEARS AGO TALKS TO ME LIKE I AM HIS YOUNGER BROTHER?
I don’t like you guys, I am not your "friend". I am here to make money, not to make friends. I would stab every single one of you guys in the back for a World Title.
I don’t want your kids to call me "Uncle Rey" , I am not their uncle...
" Massive "You suck chants"
Evan you once told me that I am like a father for you... I am NOT YOUR FATHER EVAN, IF I WOULD BE YOUR FATHER I WOULD KILL MYSELF...got it?
So come on down here, so I can kick you ass so bad that you are going to think your father came in your room in the middle of the night again.
A once popular Superstar turns on the fans. We’ve seen it all before.
Rey grabs a chair and cracks Bourne in the face with it. He then places the chair on the mat, and rolls Bourne on the chair, face down. Rey hits a springboard legdrop on Bourne, and rolls him over for the
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3
Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio!
But this time, something was different.
"Massive Boo chants all over the place"
"BOOOOOOOO"
"BOOOOO"
So last week..
"BOOOOO"
SHUT THE f*** UP WHEN I AM TALKING YOU LITTLE TURDS!
Last week step 2 of my brilliant plan started. I took out that little punk Evan Bourne with a chair and then I got myself involved in the Main Event, have a look.
"A video of last week is shown how Rey Mysterio defeats Evan Bourne and then how he 619s Chavo Guerrero"
"Asshole chant starts"
Of course our predictable GM Mae "Young" announced that I would have to face Chavo this week to be in the six pack challenge at Friday Night’s Main Event.
I shouldn’t have to face anyone, I am the guy who keeps everything together around here!
I am the biggest wheel in the machine that you call ECW and Mae, you are the smallest most useless screw around here, don’t forget that you are replaceable.
And now to Chavo.
Do you really think that you "made it" Chavo?
Just because you beat the World Champion last week?
Chavo to really prove that you "made it" into the big league, try me.
But would it pay off in the end?
Rey hit's a top rope splash on Chavo.
1
2
Kickout.
Rey rolls to the outside and grabs a chair, but Chavo dropkick's it back in Rey's face. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Chavo picks up Rey for a brainbuster, which Rey reverses into a small package.
1
2
Kickout.
Rey angrily grabs the chair and charges at Chavo, who moves. the chair hit's the top rope and bounce's back in Rey's face. Chavo hit's a brainbuster, followd by a Frog Splash for the
1
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Here is your winner, Chavo Guerrero!
Frustration starts to set in… with violent repercussions.
The following contest is-
*Rey Mysterio suddenly rushes into the ring and wallops TJ with a steel chair. He slams TJ on the chair and goes to the top rope. Matt Hardy, Wilson’s scheduled opponent, runs out for the save, but Rey hit’s a sunset flip power bomb on him. He then set’s them both up in the ropes, and uses the chair to hit the 619 on them both. He then grabs the mic*
THIS IS BULLexcretory matter!!!!!!!!!
Last week I got robbed, Chavo Guerrero got lucky and won. Dont think this will ever happen again! Lightning doesn't strike twice Chavo and you are going to lose anyway. You dont stand a chance against any of the other guys. They are bigger then you and you are not strong,fast or intelligent enough to win.
You are the biggest failure that I know and you should go back to pushing fat womens wheelchairs, because that is all you can do.
I DEMAND another qualifying match, because my plan is not over and it only stops with me becoming WCWWE Champion. So Mae Young come down here...if you can still walk without having a heart attack.
Maybe we can get Chavo to push a wheelchair for you?
Just get out here, NOW!
Look Rey Rey. You need to calm yourself down, PRONTO. This is ECW. This is MY show! I call the shots around here. You're complaining that you lost to Chavo last week. So what?!
You do NOT come out here and demand stuff from me! Because I may be old, but I can still whoop a whippersnapper like yourself if I have to! So I suggest you backtrack right now. For your own good.
Well,well,well Mrs Young.
Just like I thought, you are just acting tough. Do you even know that you are over 80 years old you old hag?
But to save you from any more trouble....or from a heart attack, I am just going to act like the only adult on this show and...
"Rey Mysterio looks in Mae Youngs face grinning"
I will be so kindly to just leave
*Rey Mysterio walks out of the ring and leaves, without looking back*
Later that night…
*Backstage, we see Rey Mysterio packing up his stuff and leaving the building. Mae Young is walking behind him*
Rey! Where’re you going?!
*Rey just keeps going*
You can’t leave in the middle of the show, Rey!
*Rey tosses his bag in the back of his car*
If you leave, expect a huge fine in your future!
*Rey get’s in his car and drives off, as Mae stares after him*
A rematch of a classic.
Introducing first, Hurricane Helms!
*The crowd pops big for Helms*
And his opponent, he is the WCWWE World Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!
*The reaction for Michaels is even louder*
With no winner determined.
Helms and Michaels trade back and forth in the middle of the ring. Helms blocks a punch, and hit’s a modified version of the Side Effect. Cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Helms pulls Shawn up, but Shawn rolls Helms up!
1
2
Kickout!
Helms and Michaels are both up at the same time. Michaels whips Helms into the ropes, and goes for a back body drop, but Helms sees it coming, stops short, and…
SHINING WIZARD!!!!
COVER!!!
1!
2!
*The bell rings*
Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired. The match ends in a draw!
Helms looks at the referee in disbelief, then looks at Shawn. Helms walks over and helps Michaels to his feet. They shake hands and embrace. Shawn leaves the ring, and Helms goes to acknowledge the crowd, but…
He returned. With a vengeance.
Todd: Rey Mysterio!!! I thought he left the arena?!
Josh: He just came through the crowd and nailed Helms with that steel chair!
Rey continues to assault Helms, until Michaels runs back to the ring and chase Rey away. Michaels turns to check on Helms, but Rey waylays him with the chair as well. Rey stands over both men, holding the chair as ECW fades to black.
The following week.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
I only have one question for all of you morons...
Do I have everyone´s attention now?
Last week I thought of a brilliant plan. I got myself in a little argument with that old hag Mae Young and acted like I was leaving.
I even left the arena so everyone would believe it and what happend?
YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!
EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU TOTALLY, 100% BOUGHT IT!
Then I came back to attack the "Heart Break Geezer" and Helms and just like all of my brilliant master plans, IT WORKED!
*You suck chants*
I know, I am brilliant.
But again, this was just another step in my master plan.
Shawn, Helms, everyone on the roster, everyone of these morons in the audience, you can say whatever you want, but I kicked both of there asses last week.
Which leads me to this week.
Again, I am going to show the world what can happen to people that stop caring about these damn morons that call themselves fans and start caring about themselves.
Only care about yourself
Be ruthless
Do everything to achieve your goals
Be....
ME!
Finally, one Superstar steps up.
I don't know about you…, but I'm getting fed up of people ruining our matches, man. Rey, what's happened to you, dude? These fans used to idolize you, and now you've suddenly turned on them in some strange bid to further your own career. You talk about "leaving an impression"? Attacking Shawn and myself is the wrong way to go about it, pal. I know he's gonna make you pay for your actions tonight.
Now neither of us made it into the 6-pack challenge, but at least I took the loss with a measure of dignity and used it as motivation to make sure that'll never happen again. You couldn't get it done against Chavo, so you take out your frustrations on everybody else but yourself. It sounds to me like I need to beat some sense into you...
Later…
Introducing first, Rey Mysterio!
*The crowd showers Rey with boos, which he ignores, as he poses on the top rope*
And his opponent. He is the WCWWE World Champion, The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!
*The fans give Michaels a standing ovation, which he acknowledges by posing for the crowd.
Enraged, Rey clubs Shawn from behind, as the ref calls for the bell*
Mysterio floors Michaels with a chairshot, then rolls to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. Rey set’s the table up near the turnbuckle.
Rey tosses Michaels on top of the table, and climbs to the top rope. Rey dives off the top, but Michaels catches him, and goes to power bomb him through the table. Rey blocks it, and hurricanrana’s Michaels through the table! COVER!!!
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Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio!
As Rey celebrates, Hurricane Helms runs in and nails Rey with a chairshot, then pulls both a table and ladder out from under the ring. Helms lays Rey out on the table, and dives off the ladder, splashing Rey through the table!
Todd: DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!
Josh: Hurricane Helms sending a message to Rey Mysterio here!
Finally, the General Manager steps in, and makes a decision.
Josh: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure at this time to introduce the General Manager of ECW, Mae Young!
I know everybody’s been following ECW over the last few weeks, and they’ve seen the rise of Hurricane Helms.
*Huge pop at the mention of Helms*
And they’ve also seen the sudden change in attitude by one Rey Mysterio.
*Massive heat for Rey*
Well, after witnessing what’s happened between these two the last couple of weeks, I have made a decision. At King of the Ring, it will be Rey Mysterio V. Hurricane Helms, one-on-one!
*Huge pop*
Hold on! I’m not finished yet! After viewing Rey’s recent actions, which include blindsiding people with chairs, and Hurricane’s retaliation last night, involving a table, and a ladder, I’ve decided….
*The crowd rumbles with anticipation, knowing what’s coming*
…At King of the Ring, it will be Rey Mysterio V. Hurricane Helms… in a Tables… Ladders… and Chairs match!
*Colossal pop from the crowd at the announcement*
The participants talk trash at each other.
So, its comes to this. You and I in a TLC match. A match that has stolen shows before, and I'm pretty sure will do so again. Like you, Mysterio, I was upset at not qualifying for a chance at challenging for the WCWWE Title, but while I bounced back with dignity, and had a great competitive match with our esteemed World Champion, you take it upon yourself to blindside me in an act borne out of frustration. I think its obvious that you've witnessed my rise in stature on this brand. You saw me beat 3 men in one night. You saw me push a legend and multiple time world champion in Shawn Michaels to the absolute limit at One Night Stand. Perhaps a thought entered your head - perhaps you realized you couldn't compete with half the commitment, determination and honor that I do, so you targeted me for a cowardly post-match attack - you tried to weaken me because you know I'm simply a better man that you'll ever be.
And that's all I'm sayin' on that.
Okay, I admit that I didn't want a TLC match with you, but if that old hag really thinks that is the right thing to do, to destroy a punk that calls himself "The fastest rising star of the company" .
I come from places that you have never been to.
I was in the "real" ECW and not THIS place.
I had deathmatches before you even had your first wrestling match, I have the experience, the brain, the strength, the agility.
You cant beat me in TLC, in fact no one can beat me in TLC.
That you even consider it shows me how much of an ignorant little kid you really are.
You say that you admired me once?
I think you still do, you just cant admit it Helms.
Let it out.... just let it out.
I told you once Helms, what you see... is not what you get.
Tonight, all the bitterness, all the bad blood, and all the frustration comes out, in one of the most brutal matches known to man.
Hurricane Helms.
Rey Mysterio.
Tables.
Ladders.
And Chairs.
King of the Ring.
"Rey Mysterio is standing in a room with Ladders, Chairs and Tables. Rey climbs up the ladder and sits on it"
Tables...Ladders....Chairs, such powerful weapons in the hands of people who know how to use them.
A Ladder, sure you can use it to climb up things at home, at work, everywhere.
A Table, you can put things on it, eat on it, use it as decoration and many other things.
A Chair, usually used as a object to sit on.
But who....who would have ever thought that you can use them to annihilate people?
You see its funny Helms, I have used these weapons so many times, its quite frankly...sick
And tonight, you are going to see what people can do with these objects, you will see what these objects really were made for.
Helms, today I am going to be a very sick man and after the match...you won´t be that healthy either.
And after this thing is over I have something to say to Mae Young on ECW. This bulls*** has to end Mae, you are either going to stop holding me down or very bad things will happen.
"Rey climbs down the Ladder and goes out of the room and looks into a mirror"
If every person would be like me, there would be no arguments, there would only be people that know how to use your minds.But there just cant, because that would be...too easy
"Mysterio goes in the room again. Picks up a Ladder and goes out of the room to the mirror. Rey holds the ladder over his shoulder and
SMASHES THE LADDER INTO THE MIRROR. The Mirror falls into thousand pieces and there even is a whole in the wall"
Helms, tonight you are this mirror and just like the mirror, you are going to get smashed into thousands and thousands of pieces.
And just like for the mirror, no one will care
The following contest is scheduled for 5 votes with a 15 minute time limit, and is a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. The match can be won by pinfall or submission. Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing 120 pounds, Rey Mysterio!
Oh Mysterio, you disappoint me, man. You turn your back on your fans, and now you're talking like you're some kind of badass? "I was in the old ECW" - spare me. You were there for a cup of coffee Rey, so don't start acting as if you're some battle scarred veteran when it comes to these kinds of matches.
Sure you've had a longer career than me, big deal. That means nothing to me whatsoever, Rey, just like your empty threats and ridiculous boasts don't intimidate me in the slightest. "Docile"? You have the nerve to call me "docile", Mysterio? Was it docile when I hit you with a chair and drove you through a table? Was I docile when I beat 3 guys in one night just to earn a title shot? Was I docile when I took Shawn Michaels, the ladder match pioneer, to the absolute limit in that very match at One Night Stand?
Rey, you've been running your mouth a hell of a lot lately and I'm becoming sick and tired of it. Tonight, you're gonna find out that messing with the ECW brand's hottest commodity was a big mistake, Rey. Its about time I showed these people just how extreme I can be, and I shall not rest until I see crimson pouring from out of that mask of yours. I shall not rest until I've climbed 15 feet in the air, and put you through a table. I'm gonna shut you up, Rey, and maybe after tonight you'll see the error of your ways.
You wanna walk around thinking you're extreme? Go right ahead. But just be aware that tonight, you'll know exactly what extreme is. And that's all I'm sayin' on that.
And his opponent, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, Hurricane Helms!
Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Rey Mysterio vs. Hurricane Helms
5 votes
15 minutes
Rey pulls a table towards the center of the ring, as Helms slowly get’s to his feet. Rey goes for a dropkick, but Helms steps back, and Rey crashes to the mat. Helms grabs a chair, and crack’s Rey in the head with it. He grabs a ladder, and positions it near the corner. He then places Rey on the table, and begins to climb the ladder.
Helms reaches the top of the ladder, but sees Rey roll off the table. Helms starts to climb down, and grabs the chair, but Rey suddenly leaps to his feet, and dropkick’s the chair back in Helms’ face. Helms falls against the ropes, and falls forward. Rey catches him with a hurricanrana. He then rolls Helms on to the table, and uses a chair to hit a triple jump moonsault on Helms, driving him through the table! Rey covers him.
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Helms get’s his shoulder up, but the ref doesn’t see it, and continues to count.
3
The winner of this match, Rey Mysterio!
Rey celebrates, but…
Mae Young walks to the ring and grabs the mic.
Hold on just a second, Rey! Hurricane Helms’ shoulder was clearly off the mat when the referee counted to 3. So, as the General Manager of ECW, I am demanding that the match be restarted!
The bell rings, and the match continues.
Rey can’t believe it! He picks Helms up, and sets him up in the tree of woe. He grabs a chair, and hit’s a running baseball slide right in Helms’ face! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Angrily, Rey pulls Helms off the mat, and slams him on a chair. He then goes up top for a splash, but Helms rolls out of the way, causing Rey to land hard on the chair! Helms crawls over and drapes an arm over Rey.
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2!
KICKOUT!!!!!
Both men are down, as the crowd comes alive, trying to will them both back into it. Rey struggles to his feet, as does Helms, and the two trade punches center ring. Rey hits three jabs, and pauses, before hitting a fourth big one. Helms staggers, but doesn’t go down. Rey picks up the chair and swings, but Helms ducks, and hit’s the Shining Wizard, knocking the chair back in Rey’s face! Helms clutches him knee, but manages to crawl over and cover Rey!
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NO!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!
Helms slaps the mat in frustration, and pulls another table into the ring. Helms sets this one in the corner, and pulls Rey up. Helms brings him up for a powerbomb, but Rey counters it with a facebuster! Cover!
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2!
NOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!
Rey grabs the chair, and smashes Helms in the face with it a few times, busting Helms open. Rey then lays the chair across Helms’ chest, and hit’s a rolling senton! Rey slowly makes the cover.
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2!
KICKOUT!!!!!
Rey pulls Helms up, and whips into the ropes. Rey prepares to catch Helms with a hurricanrana, but Helms counters with a powerbomb! COVER!!!!
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NO!!!!
Helms, blood pouring down his face, starts pummeling Rey with punches, trying to knock Rey out. Helms picks Rey up again, and goes for the Eye of the Hurricane, but Rey blocks it, and drives Helms through the table with a modified powerbomb! COVER!!!!
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Here is your winner, Rey Mysterio!
The crowd is on their feet, giving both men a round of applause. Rey slowly get’s to his feet, and looks down at the bloodied Helms. He mutters something to him, and then raises his arms in victory, before exiting the ring, as Dr. Rios runs out to tend to Helms.
Well ladies, gentlemen, tonide is da night. Tonide Kadie Lea get her tidle match gainst Dykstra. And she's standing wit me right now.
Tony a lot has happened in the last 2 months, ever since I earned my spot at Friday Night's Main Event. I've upped my game, I've studied the tapes, I've trained harder than ever before, I've fought with the Bunnies continuously, I've beaten Ms. Cash and Mickie James at Friday Night's Main Event. But all of that goes out of the window here tonight. Tonight, I finally get THE match. THE match I've dreamt of since I was little. The match I've focused on for years on the independent scene. I've held Women's titles in other organisations, but this is the big one. Tonight I have to win - I have to win for me, I have to win for the fans, and I have to win for all the legendary women who held this belt in the past. Tonight the charade ends, the era of Dykstra is coming to an end... and the era of Katie Lea is only just beginning.
She is staring up into the ceiling as she finishes speaking, and then turns to Tony, smiles and wanders off towards the ring for the match.
The following contest is scheduled for 6 votes with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Chelsea, England, Katie Lea!
And her opponent, from Worcester, Massachusetts, weighing 234 pounds, the WCWWE Women’s Champion, Kenny Dykstra!
Women’s Championship
Katie Lea vs. Kenny Dykstra
6 votes
20 minutes
Katie fires off a series of kicks to the gut of Dykstra. Whip into the ropes, Polish Hammer for a 2 count.
Kenny gets her with a thumb to the eye and trips her into a figure 4 leglock but she makes the ropes to break. Kenny stomps on her chest and heads up top for the guillotine legdrop.
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NO!
She kicked out!
Kenny is stunned and picks up Katie who cradles him for 2.
Back up, Kat Nap. 1-2-3.
Here is your winner and NEW Women's Champion: Katie Lea!
Post-match Katie grabs the belt and holds it up in the air in celebration as we go to an advert in the middle of the PPV.
*Tiffany and Teresa are getting their nails done in a salon. Teresa notices the camera, and swats away the nail doers in a very nasty fashion, then stands up and approaches the camera*
Well congrats, congrats. Congrats on your win, Burchill.
But here's the thing, you are STILL a TOTAL shame upon the woman's division. Fact is, Vincent Kennedy McMahon allowed something that should never have been allowed for a second. A total travesty. A MAN competing for the women's title.
Vince... or Shane, Steph, Teddy, Vickie, Shad, Ted Jr, Roddy, Mae, christ SOMEONE should have stripped "her" of that title by now. And it's a terrible crime against the TRUE future of the women's division, the diva, the hot girls like me, that Kenny Dykstra still holds that title.
But... you may point out that a woman now holds the belt? Hah... BARELY. Sure, she has the equipment, but she is NOT the future of the Women's Division. She is not a Bunny, she is not a Diva, and she is not HOT. She barely qualifies, it's still a travesty.
So... me and Tiffany have decided that after all the teasing, it's time to once and for all reveal the contents of "the breifcase". This thing that we've been carrying around and beating people down with for ages.
Tiffany gets up and picks up the breifcase, and walks over to Teresa. Teresa grabs the case and opens it up. She pulls out...
THE BUNNY CHAMPIONSHIP
lolz!!!!
The belt is white leather, and the centerpiece is all pink, with a white playboy bunny insignia in the center.
HAHAHAHA.
Look, ok, we get it. We aren't expect the WCWWE to actually make this belt official. But to us? It's the closest thing this company has to a women's championship, because the "real" Women's Championship is being disgraced.
This is not an official belt. This is not, tragically, recognized by the WCWWE, but it is recognized by US. And I, Teresa, will be wearing it proudly. I earned it... by being just that friggen hot.
Backstage we see Zack Ryder standing by:
"Yeah!
Tonight's the night to party!
Zack Ryder in the house, and tonight my main man Chris Jericho is going to beat Undertaker at his own game! You Know It!!!
and if anything goes down, the #1 Jerichoholic will be down to help him
Can I get a Woo Woo Woo!!!
Yeah! "
*Walks out of the room*
The following contest is scheduled for 5 votes with a 15 minute time limit and is a King of the Ring Semi Final match. On his way to the ring, Her Majesty’s Champion, William Regal!
And his opponent, he is one half of the Extreme Tag Team Champions, Dolph Ziggler!
King of the Ring Semi Final
William Regal vs. Dolph Ziggler
5 votes
15 minutes
Both men, tired after earlier are looking well.. tired.
Regal hits a DDT for a 2 count. Dolph fires back with rights, whip, dropkick. He then picks Billy up and hits an STO for a 2 count.
He is setting up for the Ziggliac, but Regal throws some brass knucks out of the ring, appearing to have dropped them. The ref goes out to retrieve them and set them with the announcer.
Regal pulls out more knucks and bashes Dolph's face in with them.
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Here is your winner, Her Majesty's Champion: William Regal!
*Chavo Guerrero is standing in front of his locker*
Well, this is it. The end of my journey is finally in sight.
You know, I can't truthfully say that I knew all along that I would make it to this point. But I did know that I was capable of doing it, and that's what kept me going this whole time. That is how I was able to fight through every obstacle, every opponent that was thrown at me, every grueling match, and even the threat of firing. Every challenge that I faced only made me fight harder to reach my goal. That is how I got here, on the verge of realizing my dream of becoming WCWWE Champion.
I've been through so much over the course of this year... The losing streak, the battle with Vickie and Big Show, having to save my own job, the Six Pack Challenge...
*Chavo begins slowly pacing*
I've come too far to leave this match empty-handed. I am fighting this match tonight for so many people... far too many, who can't see me stopped this close to my ultimate goal.
*Chavo stops pacing, and looks up in thought*
...
This match is for all of the fans, the WCWWE Universe, who have cheered me on every step of the way. I can't let them down now.
This match is for all of the opponents that I've defeated to get here. I want to show them that they didn't lose to just anybody, they lost to the future WCWWE Champion.
This match is for my General Manager, Mae Young, who gave me the opportunity to go to Friday Night's Main Event and become the #1 Contender. Now she's counting on me to bring the WCWWE Championship back to ECW.
This match is for our boss, Mr. McMahon, who reinstated me after I was fired. I have to show him that his faith in me was not misplaced.
This match is for my family, the Guerrero family, to add to our legacy of great wrestlers and great champions. I'm going to make all of you proud.
This match is for Aunt Vickie, who needs to finally see what she tried to throw away when she was ECW GM. She needs to see exactly why I was reinstated by Mr. McMahon. She needs to see what I was always truly capable of. She needs to see the warrior that she inadvertantly awakened, standing atop all of WCWWE!
...
...And this match is also for... me, Chavo Guerrero. Because not only do I have to prove myself to everyone else, I have to prove myself to... myself. So that I can finally put that whole ordeal behind me. I have to make sure that this entire journey was not made in vain.
*Chavo stares into space for a moment, then nods his head. He then turns and looks into the camera with an intense glare*
Wrestlemania XII, 1996. The night the boyhood dream came true for the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
I've had to wait a little bit longer for mine, Shawn. But it's not too far away now.
...
King of the Ring 2009. The night the dream finally comes true for Chavo Guerrero.
The following contest is scheduled for 5 votes with a 15 minute time limit and is a King of the Ring Semi Final match. Introducing first, he represents the Cult of the Light, Montel Vontavious Porter, M.V.P.!
And his opponent, The Big Show!
King of the Ring Semi Final
MVP vs. The Big Show
5 votes
15 minutes
Big Show headbutts MVP sending him flying across the ring. He whips MVP, who reverses sending Show into the ref knocking him out.
Big Show avoids a big boot and hits a sidewalk slam. He then sets up MVP for the chokeslam. He hits it. Cover, but no ref.
Show goes to wake up the ref, but in runs Mr. Braddock who attacks Show from behind. Show hits a chokeslam on him though.
MVP is up and he has the ring bell. He bashes Show in the head. The ref comes to, with Jezebel's assistance.
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Here is your winner: MVP!
Tonight.........it ends.
This blood feud which has lasted for months will come to a close.
And whether I achieve my ultimate triumph or end up six feet under by the night's end.........this war is finished.
Undertaker.........as I speak, your twisted act is being undone. Whatever semblance of "leverage" you held over me is gone.
Tonight, I end our war. I end your ambition. I end your darkness. And finally, I end you.
Because I will stand triumphant. And you? You.........will be buried.
The following contest is scheduled for 5 votes with a 15 minute time limit and is a Buried Alive match! Introducing first, from Manhasset, New York, weighing 225 pounds, Chris Jericho!
And his opponent, from Death Valley, weighing 299 pounds, The Undertaker!
Buried Alive
Chris Jericho vs. The Undertaker
5 votes
15 minutes
Jericho and Taker of course find themselves at the top of the ramp brawling. Taker hits some big soupboned to the jaw of Jericho to knock him onto the mound of dirt. Jericho moves away from a big boot, causing Taker to boot dirt. Jericho grabs a shovel and nails Taker in the head with it several times to knock him down and bloody the Dead Man.
Jericho poses with his arms held high in the air, as Taker sits up behind him and walks towards him. He goozles Jericho and walks up the dirt with him, before chokeslamming him into the grave. Taker gets ready to go to the digger and dump the dirt on him. Jericho however gets up and sprays a fire extinguisher in Taker's face.
The extinguisher was left there by Jericho and Taker is blinded. Jericho emerges out groggy and hits a Codebreaker sending Taker into the grave. Jericho then sprays more fire extinguisher at him to further daze and confuse the dead man. He then dumps all the dirt on him to pick up the victory.
Here is your winner: Chris Jericho!
