Post by Sweeter n' even more Sour on Apr 15, 2010 16:31:47 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Next up is the Women's Cash in the Vault match. Any predictions for tonight, guys?
Byron Saxton: Melina!
JR: Melina isn't in this Byron... remember? She lost her spot several weeks back.
BS: ... like that would stop her!
JR: That's it, turn off his mic!! I can't handle this right now.
BS: ...
JR: Much better... Now, anyone else with some SANE predictions for tonight.
Michael Cole: Smackdown's winning.
JR: Alright, any more insight into why?
MC: Cause Smackdown's divas are better... why else?
JR: *sigh* anyone in particular?
MC: All of them.
JR: That's not what I mea... ya know what... nevermind. Abe?
Abraham Washington: Yo?
JR: Who do you think will be the winner tonight?
Abe: That's obvious, I am... you are... we ALL are. mmmMMM... been waiting for this match ALL DAY.
JR: ...I give up... let's get to ringside.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen... the following contest is the Cash in the Vault Challenge! The rules are as follows. Two diva's start the match. Every two minutes, a new diva will enter the match until all divas have entered. Elimination occur when a diva is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. The last diva standing will be declared the winner and be given the Cash in the Vault Purse! With it, that diva can challenge for the WCWWE Women's Championship at any time of her choosing!
MC: Dammit... I was hoping that it was going be a Raw or FIGHT CLUB divas starting this off.
JR: Mickie has the unfortunate task of being drawn #1. If she is going to win the Cash in the Vault two years in a row, she's going to have to be there from beginning to end.
Mickie makes her way down to the ring in normal fashion. She poses for the crowd then readies herself for her first opponent to make her way down to the ring.
*Mickie's demeanor sinks*
MC: Aw s***.
JR: Whoa!!! Its Layla! Can you believe this? These two Smackdown divas probably planned on working together to eliminate everyone else from this match... and now they have to square off right out the gate!
MC: This is an outrage! What are the chances that two Smackdown Divas have to square off against each other from the beginning... this is rigged!
Abe: AAHHH... that's funny right there. Not so confident in your pick anymore now, are ya?
MC: Well, if anyone could do it... it would be a Smackdown diva. If it was FIGHT CLUB divas in there, they would be the first two eliminate, I guarantee. Just you watch, you'll see.
Layla walks out and just stares down at the ring. She walks slowly down somewhat down trodden to the ring and slips in. She and Mickie meet in the middle of the ring and look at each other. The crowd starts chanting "LET'S GO MICKIE" and "LET'S GO LAYLA" back and forth. Both women look around at the audience then back to each other. They both begin to nod in agreement and shake hands.
*The ref signals for the bell*
JR: And the match begins!
Layla and Mickie circle around each other, each taking swipes at the other that were easily avoided. Finally they lock up. Layla quickly twists Mickie's arm into a standing wristlock. Mickie kicks Layla in the gut, places her foot on Layla's shoulder and flips herself out of the wristlock.
Mickie elbows Layla a couple times and backs her into the ropes. She Irish whips her to the other side, Layla bounces off and goes for a clothesline... Mickie with the Matrix! Layla bounces off again, Mickie goes for a backdrop, Layla flips across her back.. she lands... Layla grabs Mickie from behind... Mickie reverses it! She goes for a full nelson, Layla drops out of it and goes to the mat. She grabs Mickie's ankles and pulls her down into a victory roll.
Abe: ahhaha.. Don't they know that you can't pin your opponent in this match!?
MC: Of course they do... it’s just that going for the pin is just natural for them. Unlike those FIGHT CLUB girls, who wouldn’t know what to do if they needed to go for a pin!
Mickie kicks out. They both quickly get up to their feet, trade a few blows, then both go for a dropkick at the same time!! Missing... they both land and quickly pop back up staring at each other. The crowd goes nuts as the buzzer goes off.
Abe: Now business is about to pick up. Rosa about to get in there and mess somebuddah up!
MC: What are you talking about... Mickie and Layla just set this crowd on fire!
Abe: Well, when you got two girls rolling around on each other like that in the ring... I understand why the crowd would be fired up....*begins laughing while saying* ya know what I’m sayin', right?
*Abe goes for a high five on Michael Cole, but Cole refuses*
Abe: Aiight, it’s going to be like that is it? We'll just see how your Smackdown honeys fair against a real diva from Fight Club!
Rosa quickly makes her way down to the ring and slides in. As she does, both Layla and Mickie turn their attention towards her and attack her before she can get to her feet.
Abe: Wha!? That ain't right! They're teaming up on her! Ref... Hey Ref! Get in there and DO something!
MC: Oh, stop your whining! Get her, girls! Make Smackdown proud!
Mickie picks Rosa up, and puts her in a front headlock... she then signals to the crowd... MICKDT!! Rosa is down! Mickie and Layla are hovering around her like vultures! Mickie picks her up once again and holds her from behind while Layla gets in her face.
Just then, Rosa kicks Layla in the gut, sending her back. Rosa then breaks one arm free and hip tosses Mickie to the mat. She rushes back over to Layla, who is bent over, and hits a swinging kneckbreaker. She goes back to Mickie and quickly hits a snap suplex. She stands up and starts taunting Mickie.
She doesn't notice that Layla is now back to her feet and quickly made her way back over to her. Layla nails Rosa from behind, sending her into the corner. Rosa turns around just in time to be met with a series of forearm shots. Layla then reaches down and picks up one of Rosa's legs and places it on the ropes, then picks up the other leg and tries to dump Rosa out onto the floor! After a few moments Mickie is able to shake off the attack and comes over to help Layla attempt to get Rosa out of the ring. Rosa clasps onto the ropes with all her might. The other two begin trying to pry her hands open from the ropes when the buzzer sounds
Nikki Bella!
MC: What the hell! Three of the four Smackdown divas are already in this match!? It’s a conspiracy I tell ya! This… this is… unfair!
Abe: Now who's whining!? Aaahhhaha
MC: Shuttup! At least Rosa's on her way out! What do you have to say about that wise guy!?
Nikki quickly makes her way down to the ring and slides in. She rushes over to the corner with the other three Divas, then begins attacking Mickie and Layla
MC: What are you doing Nikki!? Layla and Mickie are your fellow Smackdown Divas! You stinking turncoat!
Abe: AAAaaahhh... so much for loyalty huh?
JR: Do you not watch your own show Cole? Mickie/Layla and the Bellas have been at each other for weeks now!
Nikki pulls Layla away by her hair, as Rosa takes her free leg to kick Mickie in the head, allowing her to get back down on the mat. She grabs Mickie, and pulls her back into the turnbuckle and begins kicking her.
Across the ring, in the other turnbuckle, Nikki has backed Layla into the corner... she hits a wicked chop... which is followed by a loud WOOOOO from the audience. Nikki pulls Layla's arm back down and goes for another chop... but Layla catches her and reverses positions with her... CHOP! WOOOO!!! Nikki is hurting... but Layla wraps one of her arms around the ring rope... licks her hand... CHOP! WOOOO!
Back to the other side of the ring, Rosa has climbed the 2nd turnbuckle and has begun landing punches to Mickie's head. Then, in a blink of an eye, Mickie slips out from underneath Rosa, turns and knocks Rosa’s feet out from underneath her. Rosa comes crashing down hard on top of the turnbuckle. She struggles to get her arms and legs back into the ring, but manages to do so, but as she does, Mickie is right there and pushes her back into the turnbuckle. She then looks across the ring and see's Layla standing ready with Nikki. Layla and Mickie then respectively Irish whip Nikki and Rosa towards each other... but Nikki reverses it! Layla and Rosa collide in the middle of the ring! Both fall down in a heap as Nikki and Mickie then charge each other! They both had the same idea! Double clothesline!
All four women are down! It looks like Rosa is the first one to her feet! She is now up and is sizing up Mickie, who is staggering to her feet with the help of the ropes. Rosa charges her and goes for a cross body. At the last second… Mickie pulls down the top rope! Rosa sails into and over the top rope, landing hard on the outside!
MC: Ha! One Fight Club diva down! Only Smackdown Diva's left in the ring.
Abe: Yea, maybe so, but we have 3 more on the way, all fresh. Hey JR... you're awful quiet over there. We haven't seen any Raw Divas yet... what gives?!
JR: I dunno, but the way you two are going on, I thought it would be best to keep my mouth shut. I don't wanna jinx it!
All three women are down in the ring. The refs come to check on Rosa and tell her she must go back to the dressing room as the buzzer for the next contestant sounds
JR: Well, so much for that. Ladies and Gentlemen... The first Raw diva to enter for the Cash in the Vault... Ms Cash!
Ms. Cash slowly makes her way to the ring in typical sultry fashion. She walks up the ring steps and poses to the crowd.
She enters the ring and looks around at everyone still recovering on the ground. Then looks around at the crowd... She turns toward the center camera, walks towards it, and starts unbuttoning her shirt! The crowd goes nuts!
Abe: Whoa! Now this is more like it!
JR: She hasn’t tried this for weeks! I thought she had gotten it out of her system, but it looks like she's had a relapse!
MC: But... ummm... there's... uhhh... match...
Abe: You complainin' Cole?
MC: ... I guess not!
JR: The ref's are pleading with her to stop... but there's nothing in the rulebook to stop her! They are helpless to stop her! This is Pay Per View... so anything goes!
As she reaches the ropes, she now has her shirt off and is twirling it in the air above her! She throws her shirt out to the crowd and then points to her bra. The crowd is cheering wildly! She reaches back behind her to the clasp... but just then Layla sneaks up behind her and dumps her over the top rope and down to the floor! The crowd boos in disappointment!
Abe: Aw man... that was ALMOST entertaining.
JR: Maybe so, but that was a very quick exit for Raw's first entrant into this match.
MC: *seemingly just snapping out of it* Ha! One Fight Club diva and one Raw diva down! Smackdown now has the numbers advantage in this match! I told you guys, there's no stopping the Smackdown Divas! *Buzzer sounds*
MC: Ok… what the hell!?
Abe: AAAaaahhh... only halfway thru this match and all four Smackdown divas are already in it. How do you like your chances now Cole?! hahaha
Brie quickly comes down to the ring and slides in. She quickly goes over to Nikki and helps her to her feet. On the other side of the ring, Layla and Mickie have collected themselves and are talking as well. All four women come to the middle of the ring and stare each other down.
JR: These four have had quite the little feud over the last few weeks. It'll be interesting to see what will happen next!
MC: ... it'll be ok... all they have to do is talk it out... work together to eliminate everyone else. They can take them all out 4 on 1, one at a time. Then they can all battle it out in the end!
Nikki and Brie both take a swing, which Layla and Mickie block and deliver counter punches.
MC: Dammit! Not again!
Mickie Irish whips Nikki, bounces off the ropes... Lou Thesz Press! She's delivering a series of blows! She gets up, and pulls Nikki up by her hair… She looks around at the audience then plants a kiss on Nikki!
ABE: YES, YES, YES!! Now that is what I’m talking about! Worth the price of admission right there!
Mickie pulls away and Nikki stands there stunned… Then Mickie roundhouse kicks Nikki in the head, sending her to the mat. She looks over towards the other two, and sees Brie trying to lift Layla over the top rope. Mickie quickly comes over and drives her elbow into Brie's ribs, allowing Layla to get back down on the mat. Both of them then lift Brie up and try to get her over the top rope.
After a few moments…. Nikki gets back up to her feet and rushes to Brie's aide. She runs over and clips Layla's knee! Layla falls to the mat in a heap, holding her knee. Nikki then starts laying punches into Mickie. Punch, Punch, Nikki spins... Discus Punch! Mickie falls to the mat holding her face! Nikki bounces off the ropes... Leg Drop!
Brie is shown with a leg lock on Layla's now injured leg. Layla is screaming in pain.
Nikki picks Mickie up and Irish whips her into the ropes. But Mickie hangs on! Nikki rushes her... but Mickie drops her shoulder at the last moment, back flipping her. Nikki flies over the top rope and hits the floor below!
Abe: Bye Bye, Bella! Ha ha!
Mickie staggers to her feet and looks down at Nikki, who is glaring up at her. Mickie turns her attention back into the ring to be met by a kick to the gut by Brie... Face buster! Brie quickly gets to her feet and sees both Layla and Mickie down on the mat as you can hear the fans count down.
"FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" *BUZZER*
McCool comes out heavily bandaged. She slowly makes her way to the ring, obviously hurting
JR: McCool looks to still be feeling the effects of an FU from Cena, not to mention the beating she has taken during her matches over the last couple weeks. It may not be a good idea for her to even get involved in this matchup.
MC: Ya know, with all those bandages on... she almost looks like she was finally fed a cheeseburger. Ha!
Abe: ... That ain't funny. That just ain't funny! Go get 'em McCool! If you win, I'll take you to McDonalds... My treat! ha ha.
MC: But that's the same joke I just made!
Abe: Face it Cole... you just aren't a comedian. Leave the jokes and color commentary to yours truly.
MC: *Grumble*
McCool finally gets down to ringside, walks up the steps and gets up on the ring mat. Brie charges at her before she can get in the ring, but McCool lowers her shoulder between the ropes and rams it into Nikki's gut. McCool then lands a devastating slap right to the side of Nikki's head. Nikki stumbles back and McCool gets in the ring and goes right after her. She lands several punches before Nikki is able to kick her in the injured ribs. McCool quickly drops to her knees, holding her sides. Nikki bounces off the ropes... Shining Wizard!
Nikki picks McCool up and drags her over to the ropes. She picks McCool up and lifts her up. She is trying to push McCool out over the top rope. Just then, Layla is back to her feet and quickly limps over to the pair! She reaches down and picks up Nikki, forcing both Nikki and McCool over the top rope!
MC and Abe: NOOOO!
JR: And both are eliminated! Wait... No! McCool was able to hold onto the bottom rope! She's still in this!
Abe: Whew! That was close! Good job McCool!
Layla is shown trying to push McCool to the floor with her feet as the fans count down the next entrant. "FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" *BUZZER*
JR: Oh My! Business is just about to pick up! Natalya has been on a rampage as of late. She's demanded, gotten, and even won matches in the men's division. She has bad mouthed the Women's division over the last several weeks. She's here to make a statement here tonight!
Natalya runs down to ringside with alot of energy! She slides in the ring is met by Layla. Layla goes for a clothesline... but Natalya ducks it! She bounces off the rope... and then delivers a clotheline of her own! Layla pops up... another clothesline! Layla gets up again... Natalya has her up... BODYSLAM!
McCool gets up to her feet, still holding her ribs. She turns to Natalya... Spear! McCool is down! Natalya starts putting the boots to her!
Mickie is now up! She comes over and punches Natalya... but Natalya spins around quickly and kicks Mickie in the gut. She Irish whips her into the ropes. Spinebuster by Natalya! Natalya pops up to her feet... she's really pumped up! She walks over to McCool and grabs her legs. The fans boo as they realize what is coming... SHARPSHOOTER!
McCool taps wildly and screams out in pain!
JR: Someone has got to get in there and stop this! I'm all for a Raw Diva winning this thing, but she could cause permanent injury!
MC: She shouldn't have gotten in there if she wasn't healthy, she did it to herself!
JR: You cold, heartless...
MC: I just call it like I see it JR.
Inside the ring... Natalya puts all her weight into the move... McCool desperately tries to reach the ropes... and she makes it! But the ref tells her that there are no rope breaks in this match!
Natalya looks back at McCool and laughs at the pain she is causing... but just then, she is clocked by a roundhouse kick to the head by Mickie James, followed by a Triangle Choke by Layla! Natalya is tapping!
Abe: Ha! Looks like she's now getting a taste of her own medicine!
MC: Good job girls, way to get in there and stop that evil woman from doing more damage to poor McCool.
JR: Poor McCool?! You were just saying she was stupid for getting into this match!
MC: Oh, what do you know!
Natalya is shown still suffering the Triangle choke as the buzzer sounds for the next entrant.
JR: And up next… is Fight Club’s Teresa Matheson!
Abe: Awww yea. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. My pick to win the entire thing! Go get ‘em Tere’ Math’!
Teresa runs down to the ring. Mickie gets ready and Layla lets go of Natalya and gets ready as well, but still limping a little on her injured leg.
Teresa slides in the ring, ducks a clothesline from Mickie… then spears Layla! Teresa quickly gets to her feet, and Mickie grabs her from behind… but Teresa quickly reverses it and now has Mickie from behind… German Suplex! Teresa then notices McCool resting in the corner and charges her!! Splash! McCool is slumped in the corner and Teresa begins kicking McCool in the ribs! McCool finally drops down to the mat and covers her ribs with her arms.
Layla is now back up and has made her way over to Teresa… she spins her around and nails her with a stiff shot! Layla then picks Teresa up and plants her with a bodyslam! She starts trying to set up the triangle choke, but Natalya rushes over and punches her before she can lock it in! She gives her a few forarms shots and backs her into the corner.
Teresa is now trying to get to her feet when Mickie gives her a quick kick to the gut. She hooks Teresa’s head and goes for a suplex… but Teresa blocks it. The two shift around a little, then Teresa attempts to suplex Mickie… but it also is blocked. Mickie now has Teresa up… but she’s fighting it off. Mickie can’t keep her up, but drops her over the top rope and to the mat on the outside. Mickie lets go and slaps Teresa across the face. Teresa falls back! … but she hangs on to the ropes! She pulls herself back in, and lowers her shoulder between the ropes right into Mickie’s gut. She then hooks Mickie and tries to suplex her over the top rope, but Mickie wraps her leg around the bottom rope! They both are shown trying to suplex over the rope as the buzzer sounds for the next entrant.
Abe: TIFFANY!!!
Tiffany shoots down the ramp and into the ring. She runs past Natalya, who is now driving her foot into Layla’s face, and goes straight over to Mickie and Teresa. She picks Mickie up, and pushes her legs up over the ropes as Teresa pulls Mickie head down and the two dump Mickie onto the floor below.
MC: NOOO!
JR: And with that last year’s winner and only former Women’s champion in this match, Mickie James, has been eliminated!
Abe: Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye… ha ha ha! Only one Smackdown diva left. How ya doing over there Cole?
MC: This isn’t fair. This isn’t fair I tell you! Come on Layla! You are our last hope!
In the ring Tiffany starts jumping up and down celebrating the elimination. Matheson looks down at Mickie, almost surprised at what they had done! She turns to step back in the ring, but is met by Tiffany, still ecstatic over their elimination and grabs her arms, still jumping up and down. She tries to calm Tiffany down enough so that she can get back in the ring.
Natalya steps away from Layla and looks over to pair, she runs over and dropkicks Tiffany from behind, causing her to bump into Teresa and knocking her to the floor!
JR: And Abe’s pick to win the thing has now been eliminated!
Abe: …
MC: Ha! Not talking so much now are ya?
Abe: At least we still got 2 Fight Club divas remaining in this match… How many do Smackdown have left, Cole?
JR: Ya know, by my count, Raw still has three left, two of which haven’t even come out yet.
Abe: Yea, well noone asked you Jay Are!
Tiffany turns quickly and punches Natalya hard in the face, sending Natalya down to the mat. Tiffany turns back… and is in shock to see Teresa down on the floor. Teresa gets up and realizes what just happened. She looks up at Tiffany, and her face grows very angry. She shoves the ref away from her and stomps her way to the ramp. Tiffany follows her around the ring along the ropes apologizing the entire way. Teresa makes her way up the ramp, never looking at Tiffany. Just then, the buzzer sounds.
Jillian Hall comes out as Teresa reaches the top of the entryway. The two stare each other down, but keep their distance from each other. They step around each other, then Teresa heads into the back as Jillian makes her way down to the ring.
JR: And for the first time in this match, the Raw divas don’t have a numbers disadvantage!
Jillian slowly makes her way down to the ring. Before she gets there, Layla and McCool are back up and are exchanging blows with each other in one of the corners. Natalya has also recovered and has charged over to Tiffany. She hits a belly to back suplex then again goes for the sharpshooter. Just as she is locking it in, Jillian steps onto the mat and steps thru the ropes. Natalya drops the hold and charges at Jillian with a flying forearm, knocking Jillian back into the ropes. Natalya picks up Jillian’s leg and lifts it up to the top rope, trying to force her over.
Tiffany has now recovered and makes her way over to Layla and McCool. She punches Layla in the ribs, forcing Layla to focus on her, she then tries to kick Layla in the gut, but Layla catches it… INSUGURI by Tiffany! Layla is down! Tiffany gets up and goes over to McCool, and jumps up… hurricanrana!! NO! McCool blocked it! She positions Tiffany… Faithbreaker! McCool holds her sides… the move obviously hurt her as well! McCool struggles to get to her feet, she goes over to Natalya and pulls her away from Jillian… Natalya thumbs her in the eye! Jillian now comes up from behind Natalya… Neckbreaker!
Jillian hops up. McCool can’t see, she’s swinging wildly. Jillian waits for her moment. She takes it! High note on McCool! She’s down! Jillian pops up looks around at all the scattered divas, she asks for a microphone, poses for the crowd, then begins to sing…
ALLLL BYYYYYY MYYYSEEEELLF...
I WANNA BE... ALLLL BYYYY MYYYYSEEELLLF….
Tiffany is back up, and just comes up from behind Jillian and grabs her, cutting her concert off early… and before Jillian can stop her, Tiffany pushes her over the top rope and down to the floor.
JR: Oh my, I don’t know whether to be upset with Tiffany… or thank her!
Abe: Definitely the latter..
Jillian is furious! She yells at Tiffany who is giving her the “oops, I didn’t mean to do that” look. Jillian doesn’t buy it and grabs onto Tiffany’s foot. Tiffany reaches down to grab her, but Jillian grabs hold of her arm and pulls on her. From behind, Natalya takes the opportunity to rush over and dump Tiffany over the top rope.
*Jillian and Tiffany are shown arguing with each up. They continue this up the ramp and to the back*
Abe: That ain’t fair! Jillian was eliminated already. She shouldn’t have been allowed to get involved!
MC: I’m sorry, I didn’t see anything other than Natalya dumping Tiffany over the top rope! HA HA! Now, it looks like we each have one diva left.
Abe: Yea!
JR: Not so fast boys.
*The fans begin counting down*
JR: If my count is correct, there is one more diva yet to go.
MC: WHAT?! Who did we miss!?
JR: And I believe I know exactly who it is….
*3...2…1… Buzzer*
Abe and MC:Oh No…
JR: Oh yes! Things are looking pretty good for Raw right about now.
Maryse comes out and walks briskly down to the ring. Each of the remaining Diva’s have propped themselves up in a different corner and watch her as she makes her way down to the ring. Maryse removes her entrance robe and walks up the steps… watching all three girls very closely. She steps thru the ropes and goes to the empty corner. The crowd goes nuts
JR: One of these four women will be our Cash in the Vault winner. Layla, who has been in this match from the opening bell, has looked very strong. But her leg is really beginning to slow her down. She currently has two eliminations, Rosa and Nikki.
MC: You can do it Layla!
JR: McCool came into this match seriously banged up. It has been affecting her nearly the entire match. She’s still standing as Fight Clubs last representative, but has yet to eliminate anyone from this match!
Abe: As long as she can eliminate the last person, she’ll be fine! Go McCool! I have faith in you!
MC: heh… That faith is about to be broken
Abe: What was that?
MC: Nothing!
JR: And for Raw is Natalya, who also has two eliminations to her name… Teresa and Tiffany… both of the TNT Bunnies.
Abe: *grumbles*
JR: And Maryse, tho just now getting into the ring, is by far the freshest competitor in this match. Get ready folks, cause these four are about to get it on!
The four girls cautiously watch the others, waiting for the first person to make their move. Eventually, Natalya starts inching her way towards Maryse. Finally, Layla charges McCool as Natalya does the same towards Maryse. Layla is able to catch McCool by surprise and backs her into the corner. Maryse was ready for Natalya, blocking her attempt to punch her, then counters with some stiff kicks and punches.
Maryse Irish whips Natalya, she bounces off the ropes, Maryse picks her up… Spinning Backbreaker! Maryse quickly gets up, she grabs Natalya’s legs, she’s signals for the French Braid! But Natalya is able to kick Maryse off! Maryse stumbles back against the ropes as Natalya gets back to a vertical base. Maryse charges… Natalya with a hip toss! Maryse is up…. Another hip toss! Once again… Natalya plants her with a bodyslam! Natalya is pumped up!
Maryse gets up again and backs into a corner. Natalya quickly comes over, lands a forearm, then Irish whips her to the other corner. Natalya then charges and goes for a spear in the corner… But Maryse avoids it by hopping up on the rope, Natalya hits the turnbuckle! Maryse sunset flips over Natalya, but Maryse continues her motion still holding on to each leg… FRENCH BRAID!! Maryse locks it in and sits back on it. Natalya screams out in pain!
Meanwhile Layla and McCool are trading chops. McCool finally kicks Layla in her injured leg, causing her to go down to one knee. McCool takes her opportunity… DDT! Layla is down! McCool gets up holding her ribs and props herself on the ropes. She takes a second to collect herself, then quickly turns… and slaps Maryse right across the face!
Maryse quickly drops Natalya’s legs, holding her face, then looking back at McCool. Maryse charges her and tackles McCool to the ground. They both roll around pulling at each other’s hair for a few minutes, before McCool is able to plant a knee right into Maryse’s stomache. She picks up Maryse and plants her with a gutbuster!
But before McCool can get up… Natalya runs over and kicks her in the injured ribs. McCool rolls away from Natalya, but Natalya quickly follows after her. McCool tries to use the ropes to get back to her feet, but Natalya continues to land forearms shots to her ribs. Natalya picks McCool up and hooks her for a suplex. But McCool blocks it! And hits a suplex of her own! She quickly goes over to the ropes, climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. She jumps just as Natalya is getting up… flying clothesline! McCool seems to be getting her 2nd wind! Layla is now getting to her feet next to the ropes. McCool kicks her in the stomache. She signals for the Faithbreaker! She lifts Layla up… no, her ribs hurt too much! She can’t get her up! Layla reverses it! Backdrop! McCool goes flying over the top rope and down to the floor!
ABE: Noooo!
MC: Yes Yes Yes! I told you Abe… Layla is taking this! There’s no stopping the Smackdown divas!
Layla looks down at McCool with a sense of accomplishment. Natalya takes the opportunity to sneak up behind Layla and throw her over the top rope! But Layla catches herself on the apron. Natalya goes back towards her with a punch… Layla blocks it… and delivers a shot right to Natalya’s head. Maryse rushes in trying to finish her off, but Layla drops between the ropes and hits a shoulder into Maryse’s gut. Layla sizes up Maryse, and jumps the top rope… but Natalya catches her as she’s coming over with a big forearm! Layla falls down onto the ropes, then stumbles down to the floor!
MC: NO! That’s not fair! They double teamed her! She was there from the beginning! She was tired! This is a complete injustice! She…she…
Abe: *laughing*AAAhhhhh … Fight Club might not have won, but at least neither did Smackdown! Ha ha!
JR: That’s right, only two women remain. Natalya and Maryse, both Raw divas! Must say that this is a proud moment for the Raw roster today! The Cash in the Vault is coming back to Raw, for the second year in a row. Chew on that guys!
MC: Shut up, JR!
Abe: I agree with Cole… just shut up!
JR: Well, wonders will never cease. You two finally agree on something!
MC: Yea, we both hate you.
Abe: Undoubtedly.
JR: Well, I never in all my life!
Maryse and Natalya realize they are the last two remaining women in this match. They meet in the middle of the ring and start talking back and forth. You can make out words like “destiny”, “future champ” and “nothing can stop me” from the girls. Both of them want this really bad.
Natalya makes the first move… nailing Maryse with a punch… Maryse returns the shot.. The two trade blows as such for a bit before Natalya gets the upperhand, backing Maryse up against the ropes. She Irish whips Maryse… then goes for a clothesline… Maryse ducks it! And bounces off the ropes again… Spinning Wheel Kick to Natalya! Natalya tries to get to her feet… and Maryse is there immediately. She now throws Natalia into the ropes… Maryse with a dropkick! No! Natalya stopped and caught Maryse’s legs… she hooks her legs… SHARPSHOOTER!
Maryse is clawing at the ring, screaming out in pain! She struggles to reach the ropes… but she can’t make it! Maryse taps!
Abe: That’s it! Maryse is tapping! The match is over!
JR: Are you nuts? You were just saying earlier that this match can’t end in pinfall or submission.
MC: So close… so very… close…
Abe: Don’t mind him, he’s still in shock over Smackdown being eliminated!
JR: In any event, Natalya can hold that move all day… but it won’t win her the match until she can dump Maryse over the top rope!
Maryse stops tapping and goes limp. Natalya, satisfied with the damage she has caused, finally lets go of the sharpshooter. She begins taunting Maryse and tries to pick up her near lifeless body. She props her up in the corner and lifts one of her legs over the top rope and tries to get the other one up. But Maryse begins to stir and punches Natalya weakly, but hard enough for Natalya to drop Maryse’s second leg, which Maryse then locks around Natalya… preventing her from lifting her over the top rope. After struggling for a few moments… Natalya gives up her effort and Maryse is able to get back down to the mat. Natalya pulls Maryse out of the corner by her hair, then slings her across the ring. The momentum forces Maryse under the turnbuckle and right into the ring post! Maryse tries to get up quickly, but is in a lot of pain.
Natalya waits for Maryse, who staggers back to her feet outside the ropes. Natalya charges her and plants a stiff punch to Maryse. Maryse falls, but hangs onto the ropes. Natalya grabs hold of Maryse, and prepares to suplex her into the ring… but Maryse blocks it! Maryse tries to suplex Natalya out of the ring… but Natalya is able to block that as well! Natalya then grabs hold of Maryse by the head and drop’s her throat down over the top rope! Maryse bounces off the rope and lands on the floor on the outside!
Abe: She did it! Natalya has won!
Natalya starts celebrating! She starts jumping up and down, climbs the turnbuckle and yells at the crowd. She makes the title belt motion across her waist.
The refs are shown conversing on the outside.
JR: Hold on a minute there Abe… Was she ever thrown over the top rope? The rules state that the wrestler has to be thrown OVER the top rope and both feet hit the floor… The Refs are talking it over… They have come to a decision…
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… It has been determined that Maryse has not yet been eliminated from this match… and that the match will continue!
Maryse is shown on the outside, happy with the decision, but still recovering. Natalya is irate! She reaches down and pulls up one of the refs by their head and pulls him into the ring. She argues with the ref saying that she won the match, but the ref is explaining why she hadn’t. Natalya didn’t like what he had to say… so she decks him! He falls to the mat in a slump. She quickly picks him up and throws him over the top rope and into the other refs on the floor who catch him.
She’s still yelling at them when we see Maryse slide back into the ring. Natalya never sees Maryse coming as she grabs Natalya by the hair and tights and throws her over the top rope!
JR: And that’ll do it! NO! WAIT! I spoke too soon!!
Natalya is shown hanging onto the ropes, and skins the cat to get back in the ring. She quickly turns around… SUPERKICK BY MARYSE! Natalya goes flying over the top rope and to the floor, right in front of the cluster of referees. They signal for the bell!
JR: She did it! By gawd, she did it!
Maryse falls to her knees in a slump as her music begins to play. She looks very beaten and tired from the match.
Announcer: The winner of the Cash in the Vault match… Maryse!!!
A ref brings in the purse, kneels, and hands it to Maryse. Almost as if she just realized what had happened and forgetting all her bumps and bruises, she pops up to her feet jumping up and down. She hugs the ref, which he doesn’t mind in the least, and then runs over to the turnbuckle to celebrate with the fans and show off her CiV purse. She poses once more for the camera before the shot fades to break.
Byron Saxton: Melina!
JR: Melina isn't in this Byron... remember? She lost her spot several weeks back.
BS: ... like that would stop her!
JR: That's it, turn off his mic!! I can't handle this right now.
BS: ...
JR: Much better... Now, anyone else with some SANE predictions for tonight.
Michael Cole: Smackdown's winning.
JR: Alright, any more insight into why?
MC: Cause Smackdown's divas are better... why else?
JR: *sigh* anyone in particular?
MC: All of them.
JR: That's not what I mea... ya know what... nevermind. Abe?
Abraham Washington: Yo?
JR: Who do you think will be the winner tonight?
Abe: That's obvious, I am... you are... we ALL are. mmmMMM... been waiting for this match ALL DAY.
JR: ...I give up... let's get to ringside.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen... the following contest is the Cash in the Vault Challenge! The rules are as follows. Two diva's start the match. Every two minutes, a new diva will enter the match until all divas have entered. Elimination occur when a diva is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. The last diva standing will be declared the winner and be given the Cash in the Vault Purse! With it, that diva can challenge for the WCWWE Women's Championship at any time of her choosing!
MC: Dammit... I was hoping that it was going be a Raw or FIGHT CLUB divas starting this off.
JR: Mickie has the unfortunate task of being drawn #1. If she is going to win the Cash in the Vault two years in a row, she's going to have to be there from beginning to end.
Mickie makes her way down to the ring in normal fashion. She poses for the crowd then readies herself for her first opponent to make her way down to the ring.
*Mickie's demeanor sinks*
MC: Aw s***.
JR: Whoa!!! Its Layla! Can you believe this? These two Smackdown divas probably planned on working together to eliminate everyone else from this match... and now they have to square off right out the gate!
MC: This is an outrage! What are the chances that two Smackdown Divas have to square off against each other from the beginning... this is rigged!
Abe: AAHHH... that's funny right there. Not so confident in your pick anymore now, are ya?
MC: Well, if anyone could do it... it would be a Smackdown diva. If it was FIGHT CLUB divas in there, they would be the first two eliminate, I guarantee. Just you watch, you'll see.
Layla walks out and just stares down at the ring. She walks slowly down somewhat down trodden to the ring and slips in. She and Mickie meet in the middle of the ring and look at each other. The crowd starts chanting "LET'S GO MICKIE" and "LET'S GO LAYLA" back and forth. Both women look around at the audience then back to each other. They both begin to nod in agreement and shake hands.
*The ref signals for the bell*
JR: And the match begins!
Layla and Mickie circle around each other, each taking swipes at the other that were easily avoided. Finally they lock up. Layla quickly twists Mickie's arm into a standing wristlock. Mickie kicks Layla in the gut, places her foot on Layla's shoulder and flips herself out of the wristlock.
Mickie elbows Layla a couple times and backs her into the ropes. She Irish whips her to the other side, Layla bounces off and goes for a clothesline... Mickie with the Matrix! Layla bounces off again, Mickie goes for a backdrop, Layla flips across her back.. she lands... Layla grabs Mickie from behind... Mickie reverses it! She goes for a full nelson, Layla drops out of it and goes to the mat. She grabs Mickie's ankles and pulls her down into a victory roll.
Abe: ahhaha.. Don't they know that you can't pin your opponent in this match!?
MC: Of course they do... it’s just that going for the pin is just natural for them. Unlike those FIGHT CLUB girls, who wouldn’t know what to do if they needed to go for a pin!
Mickie kicks out. They both quickly get up to their feet, trade a few blows, then both go for a dropkick at the same time!! Missing... they both land and quickly pop back up staring at each other. The crowd goes nuts as the buzzer goes off.
Abe: Now business is about to pick up. Rosa about to get in there and mess somebuddah up!
MC: What are you talking about... Mickie and Layla just set this crowd on fire!
Abe: Well, when you got two girls rolling around on each other like that in the ring... I understand why the crowd would be fired up....*begins laughing while saying* ya know what I’m sayin', right?
*Abe goes for a high five on Michael Cole, but Cole refuses*
Abe: Aiight, it’s going to be like that is it? We'll just see how your Smackdown honeys fair against a real diva from Fight Club!
Rosa quickly makes her way down to the ring and slides in. As she does, both Layla and Mickie turn their attention towards her and attack her before she can get to her feet.
Abe: Wha!? That ain't right! They're teaming up on her! Ref... Hey Ref! Get in there and DO something!
MC: Oh, stop your whining! Get her, girls! Make Smackdown proud!
Mickie picks Rosa up, and puts her in a front headlock... she then signals to the crowd... MICKDT!! Rosa is down! Mickie and Layla are hovering around her like vultures! Mickie picks her up once again and holds her from behind while Layla gets in her face.
Just then, Rosa kicks Layla in the gut, sending her back. Rosa then breaks one arm free and hip tosses Mickie to the mat. She rushes back over to Layla, who is bent over, and hits a swinging kneckbreaker. She goes back to Mickie and quickly hits a snap suplex. She stands up and starts taunting Mickie.
She doesn't notice that Layla is now back to her feet and quickly made her way back over to her. Layla nails Rosa from behind, sending her into the corner. Rosa turns around just in time to be met with a series of forearm shots. Layla then reaches down and picks up one of Rosa's legs and places it on the ropes, then picks up the other leg and tries to dump Rosa out onto the floor! After a few moments Mickie is able to shake off the attack and comes over to help Layla attempt to get Rosa out of the ring. Rosa clasps onto the ropes with all her might. The other two begin trying to pry her hands open from the ropes when the buzzer sounds
Nikki Bella!
MC: What the hell! Three of the four Smackdown divas are already in this match!? It’s a conspiracy I tell ya! This… this is… unfair!
Abe: Now who's whining!? Aaahhhaha
MC: Shuttup! At least Rosa's on her way out! What do you have to say about that wise guy!?
Nikki quickly makes her way down to the ring and slides in. She rushes over to the corner with the other three Divas, then begins attacking Mickie and Layla
MC: What are you doing Nikki!? Layla and Mickie are your fellow Smackdown Divas! You stinking turncoat!
Abe: AAAaaahhh... so much for loyalty huh?
JR: Do you not watch your own show Cole? Mickie/Layla and the Bellas have been at each other for weeks now!
Nikki pulls Layla away by her hair, as Rosa takes her free leg to kick Mickie in the head, allowing her to get back down on the mat. She grabs Mickie, and pulls her back into the turnbuckle and begins kicking her.
Across the ring, in the other turnbuckle, Nikki has backed Layla into the corner... she hits a wicked chop... which is followed by a loud WOOOOO from the audience. Nikki pulls Layla's arm back down and goes for another chop... but Layla catches her and reverses positions with her... CHOP! WOOOO!!! Nikki is hurting... but Layla wraps one of her arms around the ring rope... licks her hand... CHOP! WOOOO!
Back to the other side of the ring, Rosa has climbed the 2nd turnbuckle and has begun landing punches to Mickie's head. Then, in a blink of an eye, Mickie slips out from underneath Rosa, turns and knocks Rosa’s feet out from underneath her. Rosa comes crashing down hard on top of the turnbuckle. She struggles to get her arms and legs back into the ring, but manages to do so, but as she does, Mickie is right there and pushes her back into the turnbuckle. She then looks across the ring and see's Layla standing ready with Nikki. Layla and Mickie then respectively Irish whip Nikki and Rosa towards each other... but Nikki reverses it! Layla and Rosa collide in the middle of the ring! Both fall down in a heap as Nikki and Mickie then charge each other! They both had the same idea! Double clothesline!
All four women are down! It looks like Rosa is the first one to her feet! She is now up and is sizing up Mickie, who is staggering to her feet with the help of the ropes. Rosa charges her and goes for a cross body. At the last second… Mickie pulls down the top rope! Rosa sails into and over the top rope, landing hard on the outside!
Rosa Mendes has been eliminated!
MC: Ha! One Fight Club diva down! Only Smackdown Diva's left in the ring.
Abe: Yea, maybe so, but we have 3 more on the way, all fresh. Hey JR... you're awful quiet over there. We haven't seen any Raw Divas yet... what gives?!
JR: I dunno, but the way you two are going on, I thought it would be best to keep my mouth shut. I don't wanna jinx it!
All three women are down in the ring. The refs come to check on Rosa and tell her she must go back to the dressing room as the buzzer for the next contestant sounds
JR: Well, so much for that. Ladies and Gentlemen... The first Raw diva to enter for the Cash in the Vault... Ms Cash!
Ms. Cash slowly makes her way to the ring in typical sultry fashion. She walks up the ring steps and poses to the crowd.
She enters the ring and looks around at everyone still recovering on the ground. Then looks around at the crowd... She turns toward the center camera, walks towards it, and starts unbuttoning her shirt! The crowd goes nuts!
Abe: Whoa! Now this is more like it!
JR: She hasn’t tried this for weeks! I thought she had gotten it out of her system, but it looks like she's had a relapse!
MC: But... ummm... there's... uhhh... match...
Abe: You complainin' Cole?
MC: ... I guess not!
JR: The ref's are pleading with her to stop... but there's nothing in the rulebook to stop her! They are helpless to stop her! This is Pay Per View... so anything goes!
As she reaches the ropes, she now has her shirt off and is twirling it in the air above her! She throws her shirt out to the crowd and then points to her bra. The crowd is cheering wildly! She reaches back behind her to the clasp... but just then Layla sneaks up behind her and dumps her over the top rope and down to the floor! The crowd boos in disappointment!
Ms. Cash has been eliminated!
Abe: Aw man... that was ALMOST entertaining.
JR: Maybe so, but that was a very quick exit for Raw's first entrant into this match.
MC: *seemingly just snapping out of it* Ha! One Fight Club diva and one Raw diva down! Smackdown now has the numbers advantage in this match! I told you guys, there's no stopping the Smackdown Divas! *Buzzer sounds*
MC: Ok… what the hell!?
Abe: AAAaaahhh... only halfway thru this match and all four Smackdown divas are already in it. How do you like your chances now Cole?! hahaha
Brie quickly comes down to the ring and slides in. She quickly goes over to Nikki and helps her to her feet. On the other side of the ring, Layla and Mickie have collected themselves and are talking as well. All four women come to the middle of the ring and stare each other down.
JR: These four have had quite the little feud over the last few weeks. It'll be interesting to see what will happen next!
MC: ... it'll be ok... all they have to do is talk it out... work together to eliminate everyone else. They can take them all out 4 on 1, one at a time. Then they can all battle it out in the end!
Nikki and Brie both take a swing, which Layla and Mickie block and deliver counter punches.
MC: Dammit! Not again!
Mickie Irish whips Nikki, bounces off the ropes... Lou Thesz Press! She's delivering a series of blows! She gets up, and pulls Nikki up by her hair… She looks around at the audience then plants a kiss on Nikki!
ABE: YES, YES, YES!! Now that is what I’m talking about! Worth the price of admission right there!
Mickie pulls away and Nikki stands there stunned… Then Mickie roundhouse kicks Nikki in the head, sending her to the mat. She looks over towards the other two, and sees Brie trying to lift Layla over the top rope. Mickie quickly comes over and drives her elbow into Brie's ribs, allowing Layla to get back down on the mat. Both of them then lift Brie up and try to get her over the top rope.
After a few moments…. Nikki gets back up to her feet and rushes to Brie's aide. She runs over and clips Layla's knee! Layla falls to the mat in a heap, holding her knee. Nikki then starts laying punches into Mickie. Punch, Punch, Nikki spins... Discus Punch! Mickie falls to the mat holding her face! Nikki bounces off the ropes... Leg Drop!
Brie is shown with a leg lock on Layla's now injured leg. Layla is screaming in pain.
Nikki picks Mickie up and Irish whips her into the ropes. But Mickie hangs on! Nikki rushes her... but Mickie drops her shoulder at the last moment, back flipping her. Nikki flies over the top rope and hits the floor below!
Nikki Bella has been eliminated!
Abe: Bye Bye, Bella! Ha ha!
Mickie staggers to her feet and looks down at Nikki, who is glaring up at her. Mickie turns her attention back into the ring to be met by a kick to the gut by Brie... Face buster! Brie quickly gets to her feet and sees both Layla and Mickie down on the mat as you can hear the fans count down.
"FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" *BUZZER*
McCool comes out heavily bandaged. She slowly makes her way to the ring, obviously hurting
JR: McCool looks to still be feeling the effects of an FU from Cena, not to mention the beating she has taken during her matches over the last couple weeks. It may not be a good idea for her to even get involved in this matchup.
MC: Ya know, with all those bandages on... she almost looks like she was finally fed a cheeseburger. Ha!
Abe: ... That ain't funny. That just ain't funny! Go get 'em McCool! If you win, I'll take you to McDonalds... My treat! ha ha.
MC: But that's the same joke I just made!
Abe: Face it Cole... you just aren't a comedian. Leave the jokes and color commentary to yours truly.
MC: *Grumble*
McCool finally gets down to ringside, walks up the steps and gets up on the ring mat. Brie charges at her before she can get in the ring, but McCool lowers her shoulder between the ropes and rams it into Nikki's gut. McCool then lands a devastating slap right to the side of Nikki's head. Nikki stumbles back and McCool gets in the ring and goes right after her. She lands several punches before Nikki is able to kick her in the injured ribs. McCool quickly drops to her knees, holding her sides. Nikki bounces off the ropes... Shining Wizard!
Nikki picks McCool up and drags her over to the ropes. She picks McCool up and lifts her up. She is trying to push McCool out over the top rope. Just then, Layla is back to her feet and quickly limps over to the pair! She reaches down and picks up Nikki, forcing both Nikki and McCool over the top rope!
MC and Abe: NOOOO!
JR: And both are eliminated! Wait... No! McCool was able to hold onto the bottom rope! She's still in this!
Abe: Whew! That was close! Good job McCool!
Brie Bella has been eliminated!
Layla is shown trying to push McCool to the floor with her feet as the fans count down the next entrant. "FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" *BUZZER*
JR: Oh My! Business is just about to pick up! Natalya has been on a rampage as of late. She's demanded, gotten, and even won matches in the men's division. She has bad mouthed the Women's division over the last several weeks. She's here to make a statement here tonight!
Natalya runs down to ringside with alot of energy! She slides in the ring is met by Layla. Layla goes for a clothesline... but Natalya ducks it! She bounces off the rope... and then delivers a clotheline of her own! Layla pops up... another clothesline! Layla gets up again... Natalya has her up... BODYSLAM!
McCool gets up to her feet, still holding her ribs. She turns to Natalya... Spear! McCool is down! Natalya starts putting the boots to her!
Mickie is now up! She comes over and punches Natalya... but Natalya spins around quickly and kicks Mickie in the gut. She Irish whips her into the ropes. Spinebuster by Natalya! Natalya pops up to her feet... she's really pumped up! She walks over to McCool and grabs her legs. The fans boo as they realize what is coming... SHARPSHOOTER!
McCool taps wildly and screams out in pain!
JR: Someone has got to get in there and stop this! I'm all for a Raw Diva winning this thing, but she could cause permanent injury!
MC: She shouldn't have gotten in there if she wasn't healthy, she did it to herself!
JR: You cold, heartless...
MC: I just call it like I see it JR.
Inside the ring... Natalya puts all her weight into the move... McCool desperately tries to reach the ropes... and she makes it! But the ref tells her that there are no rope breaks in this match!
Natalya looks back at McCool and laughs at the pain she is causing... but just then, she is clocked by a roundhouse kick to the head by Mickie James, followed by a Triangle Choke by Layla! Natalya is tapping!
Abe: Ha! Looks like she's now getting a taste of her own medicine!
MC: Good job girls, way to get in there and stop that evil woman from doing more damage to poor McCool.
JR: Poor McCool?! You were just saying she was stupid for getting into this match!
MC: Oh, what do you know!
Natalya is shown still suffering the Triangle choke as the buzzer sounds for the next entrant.
JR: And up next… is Fight Club’s Teresa Matheson!
Abe: Awww yea. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. My pick to win the entire thing! Go get ‘em Tere’ Math’!
Teresa runs down to the ring. Mickie gets ready and Layla lets go of Natalya and gets ready as well, but still limping a little on her injured leg.
Teresa slides in the ring, ducks a clothesline from Mickie… then spears Layla! Teresa quickly gets to her feet, and Mickie grabs her from behind… but Teresa quickly reverses it and now has Mickie from behind… German Suplex! Teresa then notices McCool resting in the corner and charges her!! Splash! McCool is slumped in the corner and Teresa begins kicking McCool in the ribs! McCool finally drops down to the mat and covers her ribs with her arms.
Layla is now back up and has made her way over to Teresa… she spins her around and nails her with a stiff shot! Layla then picks Teresa up and plants her with a bodyslam! She starts trying to set up the triangle choke, but Natalya rushes over and punches her before she can lock it in! She gives her a few forarms shots and backs her into the corner.
Teresa is now trying to get to her feet when Mickie gives her a quick kick to the gut. She hooks Teresa’s head and goes for a suplex… but Teresa blocks it. The two shift around a little, then Teresa attempts to suplex Mickie… but it also is blocked. Mickie now has Teresa up… but she’s fighting it off. Mickie can’t keep her up, but drops her over the top rope and to the mat on the outside. Mickie lets go and slaps Teresa across the face. Teresa falls back! … but she hangs on to the ropes! She pulls herself back in, and lowers her shoulder between the ropes right into Mickie’s gut. She then hooks Mickie and tries to suplex her over the top rope, but Mickie wraps her leg around the bottom rope! They both are shown trying to suplex over the rope as the buzzer sounds for the next entrant.
Abe: TIFFANY!!!
Tiffany shoots down the ramp and into the ring. She runs past Natalya, who is now driving her foot into Layla’s face, and goes straight over to Mickie and Teresa. She picks Mickie up, and pushes her legs up over the ropes as Teresa pulls Mickie head down and the two dump Mickie onto the floor below.
Mickie James has been eliminated!
MC: NOOO!
JR: And with that last year’s winner and only former Women’s champion in this match, Mickie James, has been eliminated!
Abe: Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye… ha ha ha! Only one Smackdown diva left. How ya doing over there Cole?
MC: This isn’t fair. This isn’t fair I tell you! Come on Layla! You are our last hope!
In the ring Tiffany starts jumping up and down celebrating the elimination. Matheson looks down at Mickie, almost surprised at what they had done! She turns to step back in the ring, but is met by Tiffany, still ecstatic over their elimination and grabs her arms, still jumping up and down. She tries to calm Tiffany down enough so that she can get back in the ring.
Natalya steps away from Layla and looks over to pair, she runs over and dropkicks Tiffany from behind, causing her to bump into Teresa and knocking her to the floor!
Teresa Matheson has been Eliminated!
JR: And Abe’s pick to win the thing has now been eliminated!
Abe: …
MC: Ha! Not talking so much now are ya?
Abe: At least we still got 2 Fight Club divas remaining in this match… How many do Smackdown have left, Cole?
JR: Ya know, by my count, Raw still has three left, two of which haven’t even come out yet.
Abe: Yea, well noone asked you Jay Are!
Tiffany turns quickly and punches Natalya hard in the face, sending Natalya down to the mat. Tiffany turns back… and is in shock to see Teresa down on the floor. Teresa gets up and realizes what just happened. She looks up at Tiffany, and her face grows very angry. She shoves the ref away from her and stomps her way to the ramp. Tiffany follows her around the ring along the ropes apologizing the entire way. Teresa makes her way up the ramp, never looking at Tiffany. Just then, the buzzer sounds.
Jillian Hall comes out as Teresa reaches the top of the entryway. The two stare each other down, but keep their distance from each other. They step around each other, then Teresa heads into the back as Jillian makes her way down to the ring.
JR: And for the first time in this match, the Raw divas don’t have a numbers disadvantage!
Jillian slowly makes her way down to the ring. Before she gets there, Layla and McCool are back up and are exchanging blows with each other in one of the corners. Natalya has also recovered and has charged over to Tiffany. She hits a belly to back suplex then again goes for the sharpshooter. Just as she is locking it in, Jillian steps onto the mat and steps thru the ropes. Natalya drops the hold and charges at Jillian with a flying forearm, knocking Jillian back into the ropes. Natalya picks up Jillian’s leg and lifts it up to the top rope, trying to force her over.
Tiffany has now recovered and makes her way over to Layla and McCool. She punches Layla in the ribs, forcing Layla to focus on her, she then tries to kick Layla in the gut, but Layla catches it… INSUGURI by Tiffany! Layla is down! Tiffany gets up and goes over to McCool, and jumps up… hurricanrana!! NO! McCool blocked it! She positions Tiffany… Faithbreaker! McCool holds her sides… the move obviously hurt her as well! McCool struggles to get to her feet, she goes over to Natalya and pulls her away from Jillian… Natalya thumbs her in the eye! Jillian now comes up from behind Natalya… Neckbreaker!
Jillian hops up. McCool can’t see, she’s swinging wildly. Jillian waits for her moment. She takes it! High note on McCool! She’s down! Jillian pops up looks around at all the scattered divas, she asks for a microphone, poses for the crowd, then begins to sing…
ALLLL BYYYYYY MYYYSEEEELLF...
I WANNA BE... ALLLL BYYYY MYYYYSEEELLLF….
Tiffany is back up, and just comes up from behind Jillian and grabs her, cutting her concert off early… and before Jillian can stop her, Tiffany pushes her over the top rope and down to the floor.
Jillian Hall has been eliminated!
JR: Oh my, I don’t know whether to be upset with Tiffany… or thank her!
Abe: Definitely the latter..
Jillian is furious! She yells at Tiffany who is giving her the “oops, I didn’t mean to do that” look. Jillian doesn’t buy it and grabs onto Tiffany’s foot. Tiffany reaches down to grab her, but Jillian grabs hold of her arm and pulls on her. From behind, Natalya takes the opportunity to rush over and dump Tiffany over the top rope.
Tiffany has been eliminated!
*Jillian and Tiffany are shown arguing with each up. They continue this up the ramp and to the back*
Abe: That ain’t fair! Jillian was eliminated already. She shouldn’t have been allowed to get involved!
MC: I’m sorry, I didn’t see anything other than Natalya dumping Tiffany over the top rope! HA HA! Now, it looks like we each have one diva left.
Abe: Yea!
JR: Not so fast boys.
*The fans begin counting down*
JR: If my count is correct, there is one more diva yet to go.
MC: WHAT?! Who did we miss!?
JR: And I believe I know exactly who it is….
*3...2…1… Buzzer*
Abe and MC:Oh No…
JR: Oh yes! Things are looking pretty good for Raw right about now.
Maryse comes out and walks briskly down to the ring. Each of the remaining Diva’s have propped themselves up in a different corner and watch her as she makes her way down to the ring. Maryse removes her entrance robe and walks up the steps… watching all three girls very closely. She steps thru the ropes and goes to the empty corner. The crowd goes nuts
JR: One of these four women will be our Cash in the Vault winner. Layla, who has been in this match from the opening bell, has looked very strong. But her leg is really beginning to slow her down. She currently has two eliminations, Rosa and Nikki.
MC: You can do it Layla!
JR: McCool came into this match seriously banged up. It has been affecting her nearly the entire match. She’s still standing as Fight Clubs last representative, but has yet to eliminate anyone from this match!
Abe: As long as she can eliminate the last person, she’ll be fine! Go McCool! I have faith in you!
MC: heh… That faith is about to be broken
Abe: What was that?
MC: Nothing!
JR: And for Raw is Natalya, who also has two eliminations to her name… Teresa and Tiffany… both of the TNT Bunnies.
Abe: *grumbles*
JR: And Maryse, tho just now getting into the ring, is by far the freshest competitor in this match. Get ready folks, cause these four are about to get it on!
The four girls cautiously watch the others, waiting for the first person to make their move. Eventually, Natalya starts inching her way towards Maryse. Finally, Layla charges McCool as Natalya does the same towards Maryse. Layla is able to catch McCool by surprise and backs her into the corner. Maryse was ready for Natalya, blocking her attempt to punch her, then counters with some stiff kicks and punches.
Maryse Irish whips Natalya, she bounces off the ropes, Maryse picks her up… Spinning Backbreaker! Maryse quickly gets up, she grabs Natalya’s legs, she’s signals for the French Braid! But Natalya is able to kick Maryse off! Maryse stumbles back against the ropes as Natalya gets back to a vertical base. Maryse charges… Natalya with a hip toss! Maryse is up…. Another hip toss! Once again… Natalya plants her with a bodyslam! Natalya is pumped up!
Maryse gets up again and backs into a corner. Natalya quickly comes over, lands a forearm, then Irish whips her to the other corner. Natalya then charges and goes for a spear in the corner… But Maryse avoids it by hopping up on the rope, Natalya hits the turnbuckle! Maryse sunset flips over Natalya, but Maryse continues her motion still holding on to each leg… FRENCH BRAID!! Maryse locks it in and sits back on it. Natalya screams out in pain!
Meanwhile Layla and McCool are trading chops. McCool finally kicks Layla in her injured leg, causing her to go down to one knee. McCool takes her opportunity… DDT! Layla is down! McCool gets up holding her ribs and props herself on the ropes. She takes a second to collect herself, then quickly turns… and slaps Maryse right across the face!
Maryse quickly drops Natalya’s legs, holding her face, then looking back at McCool. Maryse charges her and tackles McCool to the ground. They both roll around pulling at each other’s hair for a few minutes, before McCool is able to plant a knee right into Maryse’s stomache. She picks up Maryse and plants her with a gutbuster!
But before McCool can get up… Natalya runs over and kicks her in the injured ribs. McCool rolls away from Natalya, but Natalya quickly follows after her. McCool tries to use the ropes to get back to her feet, but Natalya continues to land forearms shots to her ribs. Natalya picks McCool up and hooks her for a suplex. But McCool blocks it! And hits a suplex of her own! She quickly goes over to the ropes, climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. She jumps just as Natalya is getting up… flying clothesline! McCool seems to be getting her 2nd wind! Layla is now getting to her feet next to the ropes. McCool kicks her in the stomache. She signals for the Faithbreaker! She lifts Layla up… no, her ribs hurt too much! She can’t get her up! Layla reverses it! Backdrop! McCool goes flying over the top rope and down to the floor!
Michelle McCool has been eliminated!
ABE: Noooo!
MC: Yes Yes Yes! I told you Abe… Layla is taking this! There’s no stopping the Smackdown divas!
Layla looks down at McCool with a sense of accomplishment. Natalya takes the opportunity to sneak up behind Layla and throw her over the top rope! But Layla catches herself on the apron. Natalya goes back towards her with a punch… Layla blocks it… and delivers a shot right to Natalya’s head. Maryse rushes in trying to finish her off, but Layla drops between the ropes and hits a shoulder into Maryse’s gut. Layla sizes up Maryse, and jumps the top rope… but Natalya catches her as she’s coming over with a big forearm! Layla falls down onto the ropes, then stumbles down to the floor!
Layla has been eliminated!
MC: NO! That’s not fair! They double teamed her! She was there from the beginning! She was tired! This is a complete injustice! She…she…
Abe: *laughing*AAAhhhhh … Fight Club might not have won, but at least neither did Smackdown! Ha ha!
JR: That’s right, only two women remain. Natalya and Maryse, both Raw divas! Must say that this is a proud moment for the Raw roster today! The Cash in the Vault is coming back to Raw, for the second year in a row. Chew on that guys!
MC: Shut up, JR!
Abe: I agree with Cole… just shut up!
JR: Well, wonders will never cease. You two finally agree on something!
MC: Yea, we both hate you.
Abe: Undoubtedly.
JR: Well, I never in all my life!
Maryse and Natalya realize they are the last two remaining women in this match. They meet in the middle of the ring and start talking back and forth. You can make out words like “destiny”, “future champ” and “nothing can stop me” from the girls. Both of them want this really bad.
Natalya makes the first move… nailing Maryse with a punch… Maryse returns the shot.. The two trade blows as such for a bit before Natalya gets the upperhand, backing Maryse up against the ropes. She Irish whips Maryse… then goes for a clothesline… Maryse ducks it! And bounces off the ropes again… Spinning Wheel Kick to Natalya! Natalya tries to get to her feet… and Maryse is there immediately. She now throws Natalia into the ropes… Maryse with a dropkick! No! Natalya stopped and caught Maryse’s legs… she hooks her legs… SHARPSHOOTER!
Maryse is clawing at the ring, screaming out in pain! She struggles to reach the ropes… but she can’t make it! Maryse taps!
Abe: That’s it! Maryse is tapping! The match is over!
JR: Are you nuts? You were just saying earlier that this match can’t end in pinfall or submission.
MC: So close… so very… close…
Abe: Don’t mind him, he’s still in shock over Smackdown being eliminated!
JR: In any event, Natalya can hold that move all day… but it won’t win her the match until she can dump Maryse over the top rope!
Maryse stops tapping and goes limp. Natalya, satisfied with the damage she has caused, finally lets go of the sharpshooter. She begins taunting Maryse and tries to pick up her near lifeless body. She props her up in the corner and lifts one of her legs over the top rope and tries to get the other one up. But Maryse begins to stir and punches Natalya weakly, but hard enough for Natalya to drop Maryse’s second leg, which Maryse then locks around Natalya… preventing her from lifting her over the top rope. After struggling for a few moments… Natalya gives up her effort and Maryse is able to get back down to the mat. Natalya pulls Maryse out of the corner by her hair, then slings her across the ring. The momentum forces Maryse under the turnbuckle and right into the ring post! Maryse tries to get up quickly, but is in a lot of pain.
Natalya waits for Maryse, who staggers back to her feet outside the ropes. Natalya charges her and plants a stiff punch to Maryse. Maryse falls, but hangs onto the ropes. Natalya grabs hold of Maryse, and prepares to suplex her into the ring… but Maryse blocks it! Maryse tries to suplex Natalya out of the ring… but Natalya is able to block that as well! Natalya then grabs hold of Maryse by the head and drop’s her throat down over the top rope! Maryse bounces off the rope and lands on the floor on the outside!
Abe: She did it! Natalya has won!
Natalya starts celebrating! She starts jumping up and down, climbs the turnbuckle and yells at the crowd. She makes the title belt motion across her waist.
The refs are shown conversing on the outside.
JR: Hold on a minute there Abe… Was she ever thrown over the top rope? The rules state that the wrestler has to be thrown OVER the top rope and both feet hit the floor… The Refs are talking it over… They have come to a decision…
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… It has been determined that Maryse has not yet been eliminated from this match… and that the match will continue!
Maryse is shown on the outside, happy with the decision, but still recovering. Natalya is irate! She reaches down and pulls up one of the refs by their head and pulls him into the ring. She argues with the ref saying that she won the match, but the ref is explaining why she hadn’t. Natalya didn’t like what he had to say… so she decks him! He falls to the mat in a slump. She quickly picks him up and throws him over the top rope and into the other refs on the floor who catch him.
She’s still yelling at them when we see Maryse slide back into the ring. Natalya never sees Maryse coming as she grabs Natalya by the hair and tights and throws her over the top rope!
JR: And that’ll do it! NO! WAIT! I spoke too soon!!
Natalya is shown hanging onto the ropes, and skins the cat to get back in the ring. She quickly turns around… SUPERKICK BY MARYSE! Natalya goes flying over the top rope and to the floor, right in front of the cluster of referees. They signal for the bell!
Natalya has been eliminated!
JR: She did it! By gawd, she did it!
Maryse falls to her knees in a slump as her music begins to play. She looks very beaten and tired from the match.
Announcer: The winner of the Cash in the Vault match… Maryse!!!
A ref brings in the purse, kneels, and hands it to Maryse. Almost as if she just realized what had happened and forgetting all her bumps and bruises, she pops up to her feet jumping up and down. She hugs the ref, which he doesn’t mind in the least, and then runs over to the turnbuckle to celebrate with the fans and show off her CiV purse. She poses once more for the camera before the shot fades to break.